Mass Effect General - /meg/

liara best waifu

There's nothing wrong with playing as femshep.

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>>121913880
>There's nothing wrong with playing as femshep.

>>121914302
oh my...

>>121914302
What is it trying to communicate?

>>121914302
no penis, no fuck

>>121914440
Arousal.

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jesus fuckin christ she's hideous

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>>121914530
LEAVE FEMSHEP ALONE

Time for an old staple: describe your wiffle's ideal bedroom.

>>121913880
This desu senpai

>>121914302
HIGH TEST

There's nothing wrong with choking on a BBC while you get your ass foamed.

>>121914302
Can you imagine the size of her cock? I'd let her plow me day and night.

>>121915364
I bet people who don't lust after big blue cocks kiss girls like faggots.

What the fuck is going on?
I've never seen /meg/ this gay
I want the faggots to leave

Sex in the comfy backseat of your spherical starship? While landed on Maji?

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>>121915619
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, GET USED TO IT.

>>121915102
I'll have to make the walls, floor, and ceiling are very soft, because I'll throw her around in the room. The damn bitch loves it.

>>121915708
hello eddrf

>>121915595
I bet they're allowed to stand taller than crotch level around their waifu. Faggots who don't live to get pumped by BBC should just leave.

>>121915708
Rearward in a sphereship is at the bottom? Wouldn't the bulk of the ship over the two of you obstruct your view of the suns and stars?

>>121915102
A queen sized bed in the middle, tons of closets and drawers for her clothes, a big trunk with oversized sex toys and a doorway to a grimey urinal where her slaves sleep on the floor. Big phallus shaped statues depicting her glorious BBC.

>>121915708
>Implying you'd see anything with Miranda's supersized megacock lodged deep into your throat and her balls resting on your eyes while your throat slime coat your face, bubbles slowly travelling down the sticky mess has erupted over you as her sweaty ballsack slaps against you.
What a waste of a good view.

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>>121915708
Maji...

>>121913880
Except for the fact that she's an ugly dyke tranny who's voiced by the most bored VA ever and that her lines are the same as Sheploo's, making her literally a man with tits.

Yeah, except that there's nothing wrong at all.

>>121913569
They are both bros and I'm really tired of shitposters claiming otherwise. This is literally waifu tier faggotry.
>mai waifu is poore, ur is a slut
>no, ur waifu is slut
>ur waifu is gypsy
>well ur waifu is futa
>kek senpai baka desu

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>>121916407
>implying Sheploo isn't a chick with a dick

Nice try, shitposter.

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There is not a single filled fic on kinkmeme that involves the use of a gloryhole. Explain why I shouldn't kill myself in ten words or less.

>>121916687
You know what you want, so you write it.

>>121916687
Your waifu wouldn't want you to

>>121916687
Have you searched ff.net and AO3 yet?

>>121915619
/dag/ died for a while, we had nowhere else to go...

>>121916525
Sheploo got a beard stub and is pretty ripped. Wouldn't call him a chick.

>>121917026
I fucking knew it

woops, posted that in the old thread

>>121911471
no it wasn't eddrf, it was some anons speculating and making up headcanons or something.
recently found the thread in the archive (rip in peace).

I'm guessing those guys moved over to /dag/ by the way, they recently did something like that as well.

>>121917026
leave us alone please

A waifu acting very anxious all of a sudden as she tries to tell you something? Finally calming her down until she can talk? Refusing to look at you as she says she loves you for the first time? A surprised expression and forceful kiss when you repeat the sentiment?

>>121915843
hello anon.

>>121915960
I imagined it was the seat/s behind the pilot seats at the very top of the ship, large comfortable chairs that cushion ones body from impacts, and can lean back to look upward.
At the bottom I think there'd mostly be engines and cargo bays, though a quickie behind a cargo crate wouldn't be bad either.

>>121916395
Best skybox.

>>121916287
Jesus christ. When did she get a megacock?

>>121918170
>A waifu acting very anxious all of a sudden as she tries to tell you something?

Liara telling Shepard about the existence of MT? Would she have done it before or after she confirmed that Shepard was interested?

>>121918256
dag pls go
Besides, this is after several years of being together. If MT existed you would know

>>121917996
>something like that as well
Please elaborate.

>>121918170
I thought this was going to feature a big fat cock somewhere.

>Waifu asking you if you're alright after having shot her big sticky load down your throat and you can't breathe because it's too much and your nostrils are filled with semen
>She slaps your face hard when you don't respond and shoves down her still hard cock once more and pinches your nose

>tfw witnessing my first /dag/ raid

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>>121918342
>Besides, this is after several years of being together.
>>she says she loves you for the first time

Changing the rules, eh?

your wiffle telling you she's pregnant?

>>121918248
>Jesus christ. When did she get a megacock?
Last thread. Apparently it's even bigger than Liara's massive meat sausage.

>>121918565
>your wiffle telling you she's pregnant?
With my or Miranda's child?

>>121918567
It's only fair, given that Liara has mammoth, matronly mammaries.

>>121918565
In the games Liara doesn't say it until the end of the third game, and even then only if you're loyal

Yes please

>>121917026
just checked, dag is out there, pls go back home

>>121918170
Yes.
>>121918248
What about waifu straddling your lap in the pilot seat, bouncing slowly on your dick as the ship travels between and in-systems, her wetness soaking the chair?

>>121918657
Miri's ass is pretty huge tho and we all know that asses > tits.

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>>121918652
TWINS

>>121918802
Oh dear.

>>121918754
>we all know that asses > tits.
Who is this "we"?

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>>121918879
Everyone with taste.

>You will never be Liara's personal meat toilet
>Liara will never make you lick her asshole clean after taking a dump
>You will never be forced to service all her super hung asari friends under the table while they eat dinner
>Liara will never pimp you out on Omega
Just slay me already.

First for Samara, she will always be best girl.

>>121916687
There's some on hentai-foundry. All involving Tali.

I'm trying to write some Miranda lewds myself but I have a writers block.

>>121915834
Jesus. The ceiling's okay, but the rest is very abusive.

>>121919374
She's an old busted ex-slut who's become monastic because she fucked in too degenerate ways and her kids all became monsters. Sammy a shit.

>>121919501
>Not locking your waifu in a padded room and only entering it to roughly fuck her brains out
>Or in the case of Liara and Miranda, to get your brains fucked out.

Be honest with me /meg/, would you let a superhung Miranda knock your waifu up and make you her bitch?

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>>121919879
>implying NTR isn't my biggest fetish
>"let"
oh no, how terrible

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>>121918170
This is too lewd.

>>121920048
By letting her I mean that she'd take your teary eyed look after abusing your cock first as a sign of consent.

>>121919879
Isn't Miranda sterile?

>>121920469
...well, it is.
>you will never clean up your waifu after Miranda drops a couple of creampies in her

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>>121920620
Her ovaries are dry, but her testicles are working overtime to accommodate.

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>>121919879
I-I'm not sure my waifu would consent, considering my waifu is Jack.

>>121918753
Oh baby. Cleaning up with napkins and disposable towels, half naked and rather winded. She smiles at you and points at a bruise on her shapely rear. "You really did a number on me." She says and a wide grin appears on her lips. You clean up enough to sit on the chair without sticking to it, but when you land and the customs and quarantine officials board they give you and waifu rather pointed looks as you hold hands before them.

>>121919316
That's a good feeling.

>>121918365
they started creating headcanons, like, I don't know, "Cassandra lost her right breast in an accident a few years back, now she wears a secret lavender-flavored air moistener under her clothes in place of her missing right breast".

>>121920679
>The first two loads fills her up so much Miri has to shoot the next three up her ass
>Even then Miri's massive testicles still got more in them and she shoots them all over her ass, back and thighs
>She forces your face deep into your waifus ass
>"Give her a hand with the clean up, bitch"
>Before she zips up and leaves the now stench filled room

>>121921221
awkward silence

>>121919879
What if My waifu is miranda? Would she feel inadequate, clone herself, fuck up and realize with horror that she's unleashed a ravenous ultra-hung sex devil upon the galaxy? Would she sacrifice herself in a desperate attempt to keep your holes unruptured?

>>121921221
>your waifu will never mock your tiny pecker while getting railed by Miri's gigantic cock
>she will never lock you into chastity and tattoo your ass with "Mirandas Bitch"
>you'll never direct traffic downstairs for them
End my miserable existence.

>>121921348
>Your waifu farts out a flood of goopy semen all over your side of the bed
>She starts to laugh
>You start to laugh
>Your waifu straddles you and push the rest out into your face
>She tells you that your relationship is over

>>121921397
>Cloned super futa Miranda fucking sterile normal Miranda until she's pregnant
>She'll never get pregnant
>Super futa Miranda will never stop fucking

It boggles the mind to think about it.

>>121920969
>Implying Jack wouldn't love to get impregnated by Miranda

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>>121921638
Pls, anon. It hurts so much.

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>>121921812
last sentence took me by surprise

>>121921980
>It boggles the mind to think about it.

they were made for each other

So, uh, guys. Do you think the protagonist in Andromeda will be pre-defined like Shepard or will we finally be able to make everyhing from turbosluts to edgy murderhobos like in classical RPGs or will they stick to the formula? I honestly think this middle ground between set protag and player created is really awkward. They can't characterize your character like for example The Witcher games do but they can't let you be whoever you want like in Bethesda games.

*tries to ignore the posts about Miranda knocking my waifu up*

>>121920679
>>121921221
>>121921638
I didn't know I had this fetish until now. Maybe you guys should write the next Bioware game. It'd be a nice change from how cutsey the romances currently are for the most time.

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>>121919479
>There's some on hentai-foundry. All involving Tali.
>See what appears to be some bretty gud stories on HF
>all involving Tali or other quarians

>>121922676
>They can't characterize your character like for example The Witcher games do

They should do like in KOTOR and use conversations to guide character creation. One specific dialogue that I vaguely remember has a character asking the PC about a General that you may have known.

>*tries to ignore the posts about Miranda knocking my waifu up*

Seems pretty gay, tbqh fampai.

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>>121921638
>>she will never lock you into chastity and tattoo your ass with "Mirandas Bitch"
>>you'll never direct traffic downstairs for them
This really sealed the deal for me, I was perfectly happy a moment ago and now I'm miserable because I'll never be permanently turned into Miranda's Bitch. Thanks a lot, assholes.
>>121922676
Bioware will probably stick to what they know, can't make a voiced protagonist all that freeform to begin with. I'm not sure if you'll be able to pick a background and stuff this time around though, it was pretty useless in the original trilogy. You'll be Commander Ryder, the awesum spess captain N7 sargeant master rank up person or something.

>>121922676

It will be pre-defined, that's Bioware's style.

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>>121921221
>Miri's massive testicles

>>121922972
To be fair Tali is practically a walking glory hole and she's the slutty nerdbait most writers are probably into.

>>121923008
>Seems pretty gay, tbqh fampai.
Yeah, only homos don't enjoy being humiliated by the hung bully Miranda and having their waifu taken away from them by a superior monsterdick.

>>121923445
>tfw no SFM porn featuring Tali wearing a gloryhole attachment for her mask

I'm sorry, I meant emergency-dick-induction-port.

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>>121923445

That doesn't lessen the pain.

>>121923008
Wasn't it KOTOR 2 that did that? You decided things about your character by answering questions about you and correcting people regarding the history instead of a save import.
>>121923318
They used to leave you much more wiggle room. The BG series let you play as pretty much anything you wanted even though it cast you in a very specific role.

>You will never lie directly under your waifu while Miranda plows her and pumps load after load straight into her womb and the excess sperm runs down into your face
>Miranda will never make you massage her sweaty balls with your tongue as she fucks your waifu to help the flow
>Miranda will never make you clean her messy cock after fucking

>council says spectres are chosen, not trained
>Garrus says he and 1000 other turians were selected for special spectre training

Why do people pretend this series ever had good writing?

>>121924151
>Wasn't it KOTOR 2 that did that?

Whoops, you're right.

I vaguely remember reading that ME2 was going to do that too for people who didn't play ME, but then it turned into Miranda and Jacob asking you like three questions in the shuttle after you leave the cloning facility.

>>121924546
I wondered about that as well

>>121924546
Drew was just cribbing from the hunger games.

>>121924459
>you'll never snowball Miri's cum after your waifu gives her a rusty trombone

>Rising to her feet, Jack stretched and yawned. Stepping around the bed, she strolled over to the aquarium and knocked on the thick glass.

>"Morning, fellas," she addressed the small creatures darting around inside the tank. "How you doing in there?"

>"Your victory is only temporary, human," intoned one of the now 3-inch long Reapers that swam in the bubbling water. "We will escape this pitiful scheme of yours, and your species will be eradicated."

This shit is gold.

>>121925497

wat

>>121925696
http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600086953

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Did /meg/ notice a photograph on the opposite side of dog tags?

>>121925830
Looks like an Adeptus Astartes helmet tbqh.

>>121924546
I always thought it was work experience kinda thing.

>>121925830
what's on this photo ?

>>121927730
Looks like two kids and their parent?

>>121927730
a manly man

>>121924151

>They used to leave you much more wiggle room.

Anon, I'm sorry. Those times are gone

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I hope I will be able to recreate the Goddess in Andromeda's character creator.

>>121929093
Is /dag/ gone yet?
Just got back from the gym and i really hope they'd fuck off

>>121929093
what exactly is the appeal of this character? she looks dumb and her games are bad

>>121929093
>being the waifu

I, on the other hand, hope that she can be modded into the game, because I'm going to marry Lightning!

>>121927730
A meditating man. Or Miranda presenting her massive she-cock to the camera man.

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>>121929781
>I'm going to marry Lightning!

You and me both, brother.

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>>121924886
>>you'll never snowball Miri's cum after your waifu gives her a rusty trombone
I was never meant to have these feels. What have you done to me, /meg/?

>>121929608
>he says in /meg/

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>>121929608

Best armpits of the seventh gen.

>>121924546
>Why do people pretend this series ever had good writing?

Ask the retarded ME1 fanboys that keep acting like the sequels were some sort of betrayal.

>>121930138
>No armpit hair
Into the trash it goes.

>>121930284

I will forever maintain that the plots of ME2 and ME1 should have been swapped.

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>>121925830
I enhanced the photo. Not sure what I'm looking at.

>>121930731

Parent and two kids

>>121930784
That's probably it.

>>121930731
Pedophile and two kids.

>>121930731
obese american sitting on a bike

>You will never try to suck out a week old load from one of Miranda's fleshlight out of pure desperation
>You will never sniff her nasty cum drenched cock sock while you finger your ass
>You will never chew on her used condoms as you're locked up in her cabin wearing chastity and are horny as hell
>You will never greet Miranda after she comes back, having fucked your waifu so hard she won't be able to walk properly for weeks by worshiping her balls

>>121930731
Why would someone take a photo of his family when they've got their backs turned?

>>121931592
Cus muh character development

bes wiffle is jek

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>>121930731
fat version of this

can the waifu futa miranda spammer PLEASE go back to /dag/?

>>121930731
My God... Are you seeing this?

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>>121933546
ENHANCE!

>>121933061
>you will never use a strapon on your waifu to get her warmed up for Miranda's raging throbber

>>121933061

He's all yours, /meg/

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>>121933968
ZOOMIFI AND TRIANGULATE!

>>121933061
Futa NTR Miranda is best waifu but yeah, it's getting kinda old.
>>121935187
Am I going to see futa Miranda in there or something?

>>121935187

This is a shot from the fallout teaser trailer, isn't it?

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>>121935187
ZOOMIFI AND RUN BIOHYPE ALGORITHM!

>>121935360
Is that a big blue cock?

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>>121935360
ZOOM OUT AND RUN BIOFAIL ALGORITHM!

>>121935520
Hey, I recognize that. Tali?

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>>121935520
>>121935576

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>>121935520
By Gods...

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>>121935691
Tali's back you guys!

>>121935691
I'm hyped.

>>121929093

What's the deal with Lightning? She's no more attractive than any other JRPG character I've seen, pretty generic tbph..

>>121935859
there is NO way she can have that long hair and wear that helmet all the time.

>>121936330
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT LIGHTNING

>>121936479
stock image characters can do that

>Away from /meg/ because browsing /his/

>Return, it's overrun with /dag/fags.

There are so many other Fantasy generals, yet they come here.

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ITT

>>121936742
they somehow think we have something in common just because both games are made by the same company.
do simsfags post in football manager threads as well?

>>121935859
I'm still mad.

>>121936742
>/his/
has it calmed down yet? i'm waiting for /pol/ and the shitposters to fuck off before I check it out

>>121937130
/pol/ will never leave /his/ because /pol/ is always right. Seriously, fucking librus have ruined history as a subject too.
>Muh nigger inserts all over in European history
>Europe was never white lie
>Africa was always 100% black before whitey came lie
>Western Civ a shit lie
>Le Dark Ages meme
Leftists are historical revisionists and no the worst enemy of any academical subject.

>>121937130

The opposite really, it seems to be morphing into a more intelligent, somewhat less right-wing /pol/, hybridized with /lit/. Any /pol/tard who whines about being censored is full of shit.

>>6513145

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>Terra Firma amounted to nothing in ME2/3

>>121939112
you need to go back to /dag/ too. do not try to pretend you aren't coming from there. target audience of frozen and dragon age CISquisition are the very same.

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>>121939373
>CIS

wow rude

>>121939484
OUT OUT OUT

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>>121939530
But I'm you, anon.

>>121930568
How would you handle the geth then? Just trash Legion and make them completely bad?

>>121940653
either that or make his loyalty mission about something else

WG, what are those two mods you suggested for skyrim again?

>>121941382
i don't know what he recommended but the unofficial patches are must haves

>>121942325
There was one regarding the god awful "consoles-in-mind" menu and how it changed it into something much more useful.

>>121942515
skyui

>>121941382
Better sorting:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/2730/?

and loadout:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34593

use skyrim mod organizer. you can use it to install mods instead of manually putting them in (don't forget to activate the mod though by checking it)

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/1334/?

also you basically need skyUI for everything so install that as well:

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/3863/?

mods too big? get a free account.

>>121942816
Already have Skyrim Mod Manager and SkyUI. Just wanted Better Sorting. Thanks. Any animations you could recommend? Vanilla ones are meh.

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>>121943434
what do you mean by animations? reskins?

I only use the stuff I already mentioned plus the unofficial patches plus a few gimmicks like helmet toggle (you can decide if your helmet is shown or not, much like in world of warcraft), immersive weapons, immersive armors, cloaks, follower mapmarkers...

oh wait, I got "Better females", it makes womens faces look better.

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>>121940251
>But I'm you, anon.

YOU'RE NOT ME! YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME!

>>121945339
the anime faggot must leave too

>>121944442
No, like better facial animations, better idle animations etc. So that things behave a little more natural.

>>121945791

THat's the best RPG in years you keklord.

>>121946254
>weeb highschool simulators are now considered RPGs
chris avellone would be rolling in his grave if he were dead (god forbid)

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>mfw last thread
>mfw this thread

can't be doing with this

YOU MUST DIE

>>121946742
they appear to have fucked off back to /dag/

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>when he hasn't fallen head over heels in love with a fictional character

Fallout 4 backlash is hilarious.

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>>121948054
is it shit? i haven't had time to look at /v/ today, i've just got /meg/ open while i study

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>>121946102
Sorry, no. never changed anything about that. Morrowind looks much worse in that regard, pic related

>>121948054
Probably the worst product I've seen in years. And that says something considering I drive VW.

I'm listening to Das Malefitz. Goddamn, that's a comfy song.

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>>121947793

>>121948561
Not a fan. Particularly when you listen to the soundtrack and this high energy song comes on immediately after An End, Once and for All

>>121948757
vft6 coming soon senpai

>>121948561
>>121948819
I can't listen to anything mass related any more. listened to it too often.

>>121948819
>An End, Once and for All

Not a fan of the soundtrack in ME3 in general. Not enough beep-boop.

>>121948994
only beep-boop i really like in ME is Vigil
favorite ME1 track? this one reminds me of manaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_CfpCnESA

>>121948994
>>121949116
Like in "beep-boop kill all humans"? Are you robo-lovers? Guards, guards!

>>121951216

No, as in "beep-boop pls pound my robo-gingey".

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Choose wisely.

>>121953231
liara obviously

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>>121948157

Metacritic user scores are hilarious.

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>>121952386


>>121953397
gib link plx

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Will BioWare have a cucckold party member in Andromeda?

>>121955316

yes, it's the main character

>>121953901
It's 4.7 even worse the ME3's

>>121956569

Hey now, the PiiU version of ME3 has a solid 7.5.

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>It's pretty much like mass effect except not remotely fun
Literally the first user review that popped up
What did he mean by this?

>>121953231

BASED jack

>>121956938
I would guess that Beth's goals were all about "muh atmosphere, muh characters, muh story", but Bethesda has never done those well

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>http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote

>ME3 is winning

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>>121952386
So you're a robot then? Breaking the rules of 4chan with each post! Mods! MOOOODS!

>>121958489
How often do you have to shave? Have you considered laser hair removal?

>>121957840
isn't undertale a furry game? I'd vote for ME3 as well then. and that's just one battle, the winners go to the next round.

>>121958593
>isn't undertale a furry game?

The fanbase is certainly furry infested.

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>>121957840
>ME1 x Super Mario Galaxy 2 (ME won)
>ME3 x Undertale (ME3 will most likely win)
>ME2 x Virtue's Last Reward (ME2 will most likely win)
Nice, i want to see how it goes in the further rounds

>>121958550
nice try changing the subject, robot.

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HOW DOES YOUR COMMANDER LOOK?

>>121959786
Sheploo is only shepard

>>121953231
Tali's pillow

>>121959786
ALL RIGHT, SIR

>>121960139
>Tali will never flip you over to rest her head on the cool side

>>121957256

>The makers of Fallout and The Elder Scrolls decide to focus on characters and story


>Bioware decides to focus on exploration and nonlinear gameplay

>>121960139
I thouth that was Miri's ass from the thumbnail

>>121960724
>The makers of Fallout
>Bethesda

underage detected.

>>121960784

Nah m8, just someone who doesn't play the series.

>>121959623

Beep, boop, that's wasn't even me, organic-bro.

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>>121946403
>chris avellone would be rolling in his grave if he were dead (god forbid)

Avellone wishes his next kickstarter nostalgia cash-in will be as loved as Persona 4 and soon 5.

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What DLC should I get for Mass Effect 2? I already got Shadow Broker and Cerberus (came with Mass Effect 2 Steam purchase)

>>121962974
Arrival

>>121962893
He literally left obsidian because he wasn't getting to do enough on PoE

>>121962974
Arrival

>>121962974

Overlord.

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>>121962893
>anime

>>121963374
good post

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>>121962893
>anime

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>>121963374
>>121964421

You guys do know that you're on an anime website, right?

Perhaps Reddit or NeoGAF would be more your speed.

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>>121964887
>>>/trash/

>>121964887
but this general isn't about anime. you've got more than half of the other boards to post your shit. and right now you are obviously the only one using anime images since you showed up here about a week ago. no one else here uses them. fall in line.

>>121962974
>>121963118
>>121963136
>>121963176
All righty then.

I bought the Overlord, Arrival, Shadow Broker, Equalizer, and Kasumi - Stolen Memory packs.

Am I in for a good time?

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>>121965448
>metal queer solid

>>121965448
Ehh, wrong thread. Sorry, guys.

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>>121965448
>which waifu has the biggest bush

Holy shit, what are you doing Metal Gear General?

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>>121965448

>>121965827
>he hasn't seen the gayposting, Quuetposting or gay shotaposting

Trust me, bushes are the tame stuff. Besides, mating tubes and BT foam.

THESE FUCKING CONNECTION ERRORS

Hiro, you chink fuck, how am I suppose to post?

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Holy shit don't let Mass Effect lose to Undertale.
30 minutes left to change this.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/6072-best-game-ever-day-6-undertale-vs-mass-effect-3

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>>121966673

It's too late, bro. Furries and tumblr won.

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>>121966673
Fuck this bullshit, ME3 was bad but not Undertale bad

>>121966673
>>121966776
>>121966994
Fuck, wrong link. Here's the voting page

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote

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>>121964887

>You guys do know that you're on an anime website, right?

You really still believe that?

>>121965448
I did not realize metal gear had this many waifus.

>>121966673

I voted for Life is Strange. Fallout 3 is zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Give me your skeletons.

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>>121967270
ME3 lost lad
Fucking degenerate furries, if only we could purge them

>>121959320
>(ME3 will most likely win)
BTFO
ME1 is the best one and it's still in.
If ME3 were to actually win it would mean it beat ME1 which would just show you how shit most peoples' taste is.

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>>121968835
Hey buddy, you're type ain't so pure either. What with the space muslims and blow up doll waifus.

>>121968916
>BTFO
U wot m8? ME3 had like 3% of advantage by the time that was posted
>>121969167
>liking undertale
Shit taste confirmed

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>>121968916
>ME1 is the best one and it's still in.

That's ME2, mate.

>>121969339
Your general doesn't even play the game, just shitpost about waifus, and has been that way for at least 3 years. Why do you suddenly care now?
I thought most people here accepted that the sequels were utter shit.

>>121969406
ME2 had no redeeming qualities. It was gears of war in space.
The first game could actually qualify as an RPG and the third game at least had more choices of stuff to do.

>>121969423

The sequels contain Miri and her mammoth milk-tube, so I'ma have to disagree with you on the "utter shit" part of your statement here.

>>121969423
>I thought most people here accepted that the sequels were utter shit.
ME2 was good and ME3 shit the bed that's the consesus, some contrarians don't like ME2.
It was still better than Undertale though
Also,
>Your general
So you came up here just to shitpost?
Get a grip lad

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>Mass Effect 2 is hated now

THe fuck?

It saved the series after how bad ME1 was...

>>121969786
lazy

>>121969423
Anon come back to Undertale general.

Don't try to provoke them into getting upset.

>>121969770
>some contrarians don't like ME2.

This. The places with the most vocal ME2 backlash were /v/ and NeoGAF both of whom are utterly laughable.

>>121969423
Just read on /v/ that the tumblrinas used vpn and a bot to hijack the poll.
It was 70-30 to ME3, what a fucking joke of a poll

>>121970232
give me your skeleton

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>>121969770
>>121970064
>People unironically like ME2, the game that turned the series from a respectable RPG with a few overlookable flaws to gears of "lmao jut take cover" war in space with a minor amount of customization and a fancy level select screen.

It didn't really have any big explorable worlds like ME1's citadel or noveria. The mechanics that it added were boring and shitty.

I've been here on and off over the years, this general never ceases to amaze me with how awful it can be.

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>>121970510
Night /meg/

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>>121970510
>muh RPG elements

>>121970232
>read on [a shit board] that [stupid conspiracy theory about scary other websites]
Whoa

>>121970943

/v/ is not a shit board, compared to /a/ and /sp/ we're a godsend.

>>121970943
>>retarded assumption
>Ironic expression of surprise
I can do it too, anon :)

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>>121970690
>Muh COD target audience

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>>121971046
>conoared to /sp/, /V/ is good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>121969621
Miri's gargantuan trouser snake is enough to make up for any missteps.

>>121955316
>>121955347
>No matter who you romance a futa impregnates you're waifu

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>>121971621
>they turn out to be the big bad
>at the end of the game you get to punch them in the dick and shout "THIS WAS FOR HER UTERUS"

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>romancing Miranda

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wew lads this is not the way

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I love playing as the N7 Fury.

Any MP classes you guys really like?

>>121972457
Batarian Soldier.

Punch everything all the time.

>>121971046

/sp/ is a neutered husk compared to how it used to be, and it's still literally one of the best boards on 4chan

>>121972457
N7 Paladin and Slayer.
Paladin is cool as fuck with based omni shield.
Also salarian infiltrator best sniper in the game

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>>121948561
>Das Malefitz
DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN

>>121972457
Paladin or Geth Infiltrator

both involve the N7 Piranha

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>35 posters
>eight mentions of /dag/

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>>121974189
>frogposting

Mate...

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>>121974368
>having a boy waifu

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>>121974590

>>121974368
Is that a woman? I hate that asians don't have secondary sex characteristics...

>>121974368
>>121974714

lol

gay

xth for
>tfw no real laifu liara waifu
>tfw no marriage DLC that allows you to marry a romantic interest and throw either a big wedding with everyone in it or a small wedding with just your favorites.
>tfw no mating DLC that allows you to impregnate your romantic interest/become pregnant/adopt a child

also Femshep x Liara is canon.

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>>121975256
>Liara

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>>121975256
>femshep

kill you're selfes

>>121975397
I do not understand how this VA got cast in such high profile games. She has literally no acting ability at all.

>>121975760
her voice is cute :3

jog bees wafer

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>tfw /meg/ finds out that you romanced Tali

>>121977630
I romanced her only once to see what's it like.

>>121977630
Good man.

>>121977630

kill self

>>121977697

What's it like?

>>121978995
Awful, cringe-inducing, alt-tabbed during her singalong . Never again.

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>>121979408

she has a singalong?

>>121979606

LET THE MOON SHINING LIGHT

>>121979606
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLJsAthV3sQ

>>121976650

jag bes weffu

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OH SHIT NIGGAS

Liara is asking to bang before we get to Ilos

>>121976650
I literally did not know what that means, until I read >>121979917

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>>121979893
bruh

>>121979643
Watch ot own risk (start from 1:14) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGnbEtube-g

>>121979994

jeck bost weife

>>121979643
>>121979893
>>121980170

where is vomit-anon when we need him?

>>121982136

>This scientist salarian son of a bitch is banging hot xeno ass and basically, you're a fucking kek.

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Just beat Mass Effect 1 (had to poop so bad during the final battle) for the first time.

Onward to Mass Effect 2!

>>121983525
Good luck!

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>You spot a massive bulge in Liara's pants
>She whips it out and asks if you're really comfortable with it
>Her MT is thicker than her thigh and as long as your arm
>She asks you if it's okay to mindfuck you while she ruins your ass with her MT

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>>121975760
She sounds just like Dana Scully from X-Files.

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>>121975256
>also Femshep x Liara is canon.
Manshep is canon. Miranda's ass is the canon romance.

Mirium a bes wifu

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>>121983525
Couple minutes into the game and my precious Normandy is being destroyed.

;_;

laori bust weevil

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>>121973328
>tfw no captcha or posting timers until 2010
>game threads until then

>>121975256
go away!

>>121977630
>anime poster who is also talicancer

does your depravity know no bounds?

>>121986001
I'm not even going to pretend to want to know what's going on in that pic

>>121986410
>thicker as her thigh

>>121987407
>Shepard is kill
>Normandy is kill
>Squad is fugged
>Human supremacist organisation with a knack for science experiments with no safeguards resurrects you like you were space Jesus

>Get everything back in 5 min and the game does nothing with the initial premise
It could have been a great game but they wanted to eat their cake and have it.

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>>121986632
>Femshep is canon. Miranda's ass is the canon romance.
>>121986790

Absolutely right.