Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>121679753
>>121679753
baka senpai

DUDE
WEED
____

first for fuck m72

first for whoever plays new inhouses are redditors

d2g inhouses are now reddit inhouses

>>121695851
Reddit got Kotlguy - a "caster" with a lower MMR than Sheever - into TI

>>121694918
why do you have to play so much fucking unranked to get right into ranked

and then people are telling me to not do that because you get calibrated with literal retards

i hate this game already guys

I was gone for about a week or so
Summarize what I missed in four words or less

Reminder that posting private conversations is apparently praise worthy

fucking autists

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

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Reminder that dutch people are very nice people

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>>121695982
didn't you post this last threaD?

>>121694918
What's her secret?

>>121696071
never lose

>>121695929
just go play ranked already if you can't wait

not us that will regret if you get low mmr anyways

>>121695946
Are you one of those faggots that hates all whistleblowers

>>121695946
Calm down ritsu

I cant even find inhouses in this shitty lobby stystem fuck this
prob /vg/ channel 2k redditors in them

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is earth spirit balanced?

>reading throught the beesa thread

holy fuck this is some pathetic shit

only an anime watching shitskin would be capable of being this autistic

>>121696128
>EE is a whistleblower!

Do you want to bet he did the same at some point?
Maybe last year with other teams when secret was hot shit?
Maybe before TI to get a better grasp of what EG was doing?

Also the vast majority of the logs were people poking fun at DC
Just like what we're doing here

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>121696279
>that "art"
>>>/trash/

>>121696254
what happened?

>dotards actually praise snitches
Fuckin pathetic

>>121696262
EE didn't do shit apart from get the credit for other people's work again it seems.

I dont give a fuck about those logs about DC but Ritsu sure is a dangerous lad with this stalking business

Wouldnt be surprised if C9 sack him within a week and he's talked to by the police

>>121696321
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/the-tavern/472027-official-off-topic-general-discussion?page=4033#80650

>wake up
>see shittons of dramas

WHATS HOING ON PLS TLDR

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Is Luna a good Rapier carrier?

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Hey faggots explain me why unranked match making is such a fucking stinking pile of SHIT filled with subhumans, pathetic smurfing retards and the worst players in general?

Why is ranked the only way to have half-decent games, dotards?

I swear Dota and CS share the absolute WORST community in history of video games. Fucking PKeks.

>>121696354
can you give me a tl:dr version?

so is d2g 8-18 cest?

>>121696391
"le caring about le imaginary number"

t. sub 2k shitstain who thinks normals are in any way comparable to ranked

>>121696391
i actually find unranked more enjoyable than ranked since my unranked mmr is something like 1,5k higher than my ranked mmr

>>121696425
Ritsu sold his teams drafts for cash money

r/boner king comic (with ideal build and what happens in reality)

holy fuck ritsu is so fucking ugly what the hell

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>>121695551

>>121696425
Reddit is crying because people were mean to their canonical guys, DC.

>>121696465
how much?

>>121696365
Heres the best tldr since someone tldrd me earler for me
>Ritsu obsesses over beesa since beesa is 7k mmr
>meets in ranked, wants add beesa but he declines
>eventually spams others to hav ebeesa adds him
>beesa adds eventually but doesnt like ritsu
>ritsu gets mad after makig a love poem beesa rejects and beesa unfriends him
>ritsu spends a lot of money to stalk beesa and threatens his family and tries to doxx
>fucks up eventually by signing in with two accs (two browsers) on facebook and accidentally posts on beesa's study groups page with his real fb
>beesa saw it before deletion
rest is history

2nd drama
>ritsu organizes a skype group with mason to get DC strats
>someone leaks their chatlog where they share scrim against DC to prevent them to getting to the Summit
>ritsu leaked the chatlogs after someone(Jubei) told EE about the skype group
[11/4/2015 8:48:15 PM] Jubei: i got word that dcs dead
[11/4/2015 8:48:17 PM] Jubei: anyone can confirm
[11/4/2015 8:48:21 PM] Mason: we dont talk to u
[11/4/2015 8:48:23 PM] Mason: in this chat
[11/4/2015 8:48:24 PM] Mason: fuckiugn leaker

the end

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>ritsu and mason are finished

This has been a good day

>>121696603

LMFAO

>NAdota

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Why is there so much drama about literal fucking whos?

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>>121696453
Well OF COURSE it's not even comparable you dumb piece of SHIT how can anyone in his right mind play unranked it's beyond me.

And since you are obviously insecure about your MMR then explain my why ANY decent "pro" player in Dota has at least 6k?

>>121696464
>i actually find unranked more enjoyable than ranked since my unranked mmr is something like 1,5k higher than my ranked mmr

You find it enjoyable because you're probably like 3k if not less no shit buddy you'll get matched with your tier autists incapable of doing anything.

Reddit are a bunch of pseudo moralfags, who are in reality a bunch of drama loving losers who will form a hate mob at the sight of the slightest scent of hate against one of "their guys". Kind of like d2g except for some reason those stupid autists are held in high regard, and actually influence the future of Dota. Those idiots love Nahaz and are the reason why pre game panels are literally unwatchable.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS

>>121696603
quote the guy that tldred you

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>>121696675
Also

>>121696425
People are over reacting to some high schooler talking shit in another team's back

but since it's sunsfan's team people are crying UNFAIR OY VEY MACHINATION HANG THEM ALL on reddit

>>121696687
i am agreeing with you you FUCKING retard

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to be quite honest family i think TA is too powerful for pubs this patch

insane rosh killing ability (can even solo like 6.83c troll/jugg), extremely powerful in the only stage that matters in pubs (early to late midgame) and can farm massive ancient stacks effortlessly

not to mention that if you pair her with any other -armor she will 1shot str cores, just like she does by herself with every single support in a single blink-meld combo

>People who hate Ritsu also hate nmagane

Wow so it's just the redditors posting who hate Ritsu? Good to know.

>ritsu gets kicked from C9
>back to being an irrelevant poor shitskin manlet
>he shoots EE at a LAN because he fucked him up.

calling it

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Anyone else notice how someone spams each dota 2 general at post limit with pictures of Drow?

I'm pretty sure that waifu fag has some severe case of OCD
Like this goes weeks back, every fucking thread.

>>121696771
nogames not nngane

NONSTOP
FUCKIN
FEEDING

Did Ledouche find something new to avatarfag with?

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>>121696823
surely mason is the better candidate for murdering them all irl

>>121696834
>What is filling the image limit

>>121696834
>tfw you will never be this dedicated to your waifu
why live

>>121696823
He will prob kill Beesa if anything

>>121696682
>vacuum latex clothing will never be a thing

Dotards?

>>121696517
I'm fucking dying

>>121696771
How the fuck can you defend Ritsu after seeing all the autistic stalking stuff? Those fucking love-poems and contacting Beesas family just because he doesn't want to be friends with him is just maximum autism.

>>121696908
That means he has to post 60 more pictures of Drow, aka 90 mins

>>121696950
They had to vacuum Catwoman's costume on set,
she had like 20 minutes on her before passing out every time

>>121696771
ritsu or not we fucking hate niggers here

>>121696517
Is beesa a fuccboi

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>>121696834
It's just someone who's got his jimmies so rustled by me that he needs to spam it at the end of literally every thread.

I don't even have access to a computer during the week nowadays :^)

>>121696834
fuck off we know its u

>>121697052
If he cut his hair and wore better fitting clothes he'd actually be pretty fine

>>121696687
>le typing like RTZ ebin maymayxDDDD pls like me

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what went wrong

i was wr

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>>121697052
4U

>>121697078
>le shy blue forest grill
I'm homo for Slark

>>121697090
I heard he's also pretty tall
>tfw manlet ;_;

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What the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>121697015
How the fuck can you just come into this thread and post your mindless drivel, redditor?

>>121697029
>not having 4chan pass

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>>121697060

>>121697120
You went mjollnir instead of daedalus
Cancer Fiend bought dagger instead of more dps and butterfly against 3 carries that will highly likely make mkb without any negative effect on their build.

>>121697284
epic desu senpai

>>121697263
>Defending /r/ritsugamer
>Attacking d2g 7k mmr Beesa
ok

kill urself redditor
>>121697302
this

I hate this maelstrom mjollnir meme on WR
You delete people with Daed

>>121695941
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
FacelessVoid

>>121697284
RUINED

>>121697150
SHE'S SO PURE
SHE'S DIVINE

Holy shit the NA dota scene is an embarassment

mjollnir on wr is good

>>121697263
>Everyone who doesn't like my favourite player is reddit.
Nice going retard.

>>121696243
Who cares just add him into CM.

Tons of heroes are not balanced in CM.

>>121697120
>mjollnir
>no deso on team

deso wr is best wr

>>121697446
This is nothing new. NA is literally just a furnace of drama and bitterness.

>>121697448
it is not

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>>121696517
I always knew brits are the same as slavs.

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Why the fuck can't we purge this thread from the reddit invasion?

All these people shitting on based Ritsu are REDDITORS.

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Why is everyone bootyblasted about strat sharing?

Every team in the scene had a cartell just to fuck Alliance over. The chinese teams straight up went over to team Liquid and asked them how to beat Alliance during G1-league.

Of course swedes can not be stopped with fair methods and rightfully they won Ti3.

However, the cartell made Icefraud destroy his own game so badly it took 2 years to recover only to stop Swedes from dominating inferior shitskins

>>121695929
I calibrated after 230 unranked games, at 2800 mmr

how do i into ranked games

i feel like im stuck at 3.5k

i only play on weekends most of the time

POO

>>121697090
jelly short haired faggot detected

>>121697528

kek

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>>121697549

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>>121697531
purge thread?

>>121697531
>a shitty indian who stalk our guy beesa is "our guy"

ritsu will never be our guys kys retard

>>121697531
who is that

>>121697606
The moment you start enjoying Dota is the moment you stop caring about an arbitrary number attached to your account

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>>121697671

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>>121697549
Yeah but EU teams are good. NA shitter teams always need something to blame on when they lose. This is all just a publicity stunt planned by Sunsfan so reddit loves him again.

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>>121697549

all k they are back

>>121697528
>brit
he's not a brit
he's studying in Britain
he's from Chechnya, when he streamed you'd hear him in skype calls with Chech players
So ye he has slav "highlander" genes

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Never really questioned it, but is there an actual reason US servers have quite a few South American/Peruvian players when there's not only a South American but also a Peru specific server?

I can't think of any logical reason they'd actually want to queue on US servers other than they just don't give a fuck and check all servers with under like 200 ping.

>>121697804
BETTER PING DUE TO SHIT ROUTING IN SOUTH AMERICA

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>>121697150

>>121697804
Because americans are so shit at Dota they stopped trying to play this game.

>>121697829
Really?

Not too surprising I guess.

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Reminder that 2k is average MMR

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>leaves kaipi
>these two dont talk to each other
what happened

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>tfw I have over 2k hours of dota and still suck
>tfw Beesa has 3k hours and is 4k mmr away from me

>>121697910
>tfw 2k mmr but high skill unranked
>tfw still top 20% of the player base

>>121698017
what
high is 3.1k mmr to 3.5k mmr
You are in the 40% you shitter

>>121697910
fucking redditors just copy pasting shit to get free yous

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>Go for duel
>Teammates go focus on other heroes

>>121697910
I'm going to assume this counts inactive accounts that calibrated at 2k and never got played again. Which is a lot of accounts.

>>121697243
jems we need to cook

i just got the demon eater arcana

how do i play him- i dont play mid lane

>>121698232
eat demons

>>121698163
If you're at the point where you cant solo your duel target no matter what hero it is, then you've already lost
If windranger can delete a hero in 3.75, why cant you do that in 4 seconds with 180 attack and a FREE dd rune and satanic?

>>121697910
yeah maybe for some normie who plays 2 games every other weekend but there are still people with thousands of games played that are stuck in the 2k bracket

>>121698165
you underestimate how many simply bad and casual player there are, just look at the entirety of Russia, China and South America

>>121698429
I'm just saying it's probably closer to 3k if you don't count people who very rarely or never play the game.

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>>121697910
>You gain 100 mmr per 5000 matches if you are a bad player

>>121698165
This is average you dumbfuck. Which means the rock bottom is 1000-1200 mmr, contra the few 8k players.

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>>121697746
He doesn't look like that at all.
Have some Chechens.

>>121697531
Ritsu is a subhuman shitskin who clearly is fucking mental.

The actual thing thats happening is our guy based MASON shitting on team Digital Reddit.

>>121698537
That still wouldn't be true, because the average MMR is amount of games played.
You can remove a lot of inactive people below 1k games and 2k games.

Notice that HUGE drop from 500 to 1000 games? And the insane linear increase from 1000 games and upward?

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tfw no degenerate gf to pee on

>>121696834
You realize hes basicly finishing the thread so that it doesn't get bumped anymore? Fucking autist

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post beesa album covers

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Aghs on jugg?

>>121699031

Situational, generally no

>>121699031
core item like blink on earthshaker or diffusal blade on phantom lancer.

>>121699031
Yes
I make it instead of that meme item that's useless on him.
You know which one

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>>121699031
only in custom game

>>121698791
more wet and sweaty

>>121699251
and linkens on medusa.

>>121699356
>ritsu
>composed and friendly looking

>>121699356
That little n0tail is perfect, goddamn that smug shitty face

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Stout Shield+Belt of Strength+Chainmail+Recipe(1100 Gold)

Total 2400g

Melee block - 24
Ranged block - 12

+8 Strength
+5 Armor

Active - Dash forward 300 range, ministuns and slows anyone you come in contact with.
20% slow
80 Mana cost
30 Second CD

tell me why scrubs spam lc every game

>>121699678
bone7 wannabees

>>121699749
bone7 return when?

>>121699587
>way to break TP for 1100 gold

ICEFRAUD
C
E
F
R
A
U
D

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>daily OC Vs Empire game
Nice scene dotards.

>>121699587
Another cheap tank item no one else but axe players will purchase. Make it in to expensive str carry item.

>>121699356
what is this suppose to be?
why are they so faggot looking

Besides Crystal Maiden and Skywrath Mage, who else is a virgin?

>>121699953
>what is this suppose to be?
Swedish TV.
>why are they so faggot looking
SWEDEN, YES!

>>121699967
(You)

>>121699587
Mantle + Mantle + Quelling Blade
>Grappling Hook
>+6 Int
>+40% (12%) base damage to creeps
>Tree Grapple (active)
>Slowly pulls you to target tree at short range, then destroys it. Moving or attacking/casting cancels the grapple

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>Arteezy and Kuro at Summit 4 in one house.
I'm not ready guys.

>>121699967
Probably AM

>>121699356
oh shit my sides

wtf, the de dusg caused his team to dodge an ENTIRE ice blast with ONE skill? granted, he is obviously being used by a skilled player, gg. but is he too strong? he did a lot of preventing damage there, and also did a lot of damage himself. he even caused crowd control with the sigil and with walrus punch, it made his team win almost just because of him because he garried them to victory.

>>121699967
>cm
>virgin
nice joke

>>121699967
wisp most likely

>>121700062
So a-awkward >_<

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Our Guys are playing now

>>121700142
silly anon
support cant be op :^)

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>>121700142
snowball is more imbalanced than whole earth spirit hero design.
but icefrog doesnt care

>>121700164
Go away, Lina. Just because you're a slut doesn't mean everyone around you is.

>>121699872
>Total 2400g

>>121699930
Combined with Skull basher = Ultra meme item
I'm tired, I'll come up with something later.

>>121700142
6.85 tusk nerf - snowball can no longer dodge AoE effects, calling it

>>121700142
idiot.... de dusg is NOT overpowered. hes not even a garry hero. he uses his walrus punch to cause cc to enemy heroes, NOT to do damage like pa. when he is played good, its because he was used to his maximum extent by a skilled player, or an enemy player messed up and got outbeaten. NEVER say he's overpowered because he's not. 3k moron.

>OG vs Empire

again?

>>121700318
xd

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>NA dota can only be relevant if its some self generated drama

>HOW TO BALANCE WRAITH KING

LIFESTEAL AURA AND CRIT COMBINED INTO ONE SKILL WITH THE EXACT SAME NUMBERS AS THE SKILLS HAVE INDIVIDUALLY NOW

NEW SKILL ADDED:

WRAITH SURGE

OSTARION TRANSFORM INTO A STREAM OF GHOSTLY ENERGY AND SURGES FORWARD TO THE TARGETED LOCATION

ENEMIES PASSED THROUGH ON THE WAY ARE SLOWED AND TAKE INCREASED DAMAGE FOR A SHORT TIME.

OSTARION IS UNTARGETABLE AND MOVES AT 650 MOVESPEED WHILE USING WRAITH SURGE.

RANGE: 650/875/1025/1300
SLOW AND DAMAGE AMPLIFICATION: 10/15/20/25%
SLOW/AMP DURATION: 4 SECONDS
MANACOST: 40
COOLDOWN: 12/10/8/6

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>>121700238

>>121700318
i didnt even say de dusg was garry... stop being stupid, accusing me of something i never even said. hes also DEFINITELY not overpowered, i know because i use him to climb mmr. but in competitive gaming hes sadly overpowered, which gets him nerfed, because they are close to skillcap. maybe come back and talk when you know more about him, lol? hes my favourite hero i think i know a little morethan you kid.

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>>121700393
n0tailxfly are canonically Our Guys

it's not by chance that they're team OG

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What's his name?

Our guys:
Beesa
EE
Merem

Their guys:
Ritsu
N0tail
Lelouch

>>121698654
They still fighting over muslim russia?

>>121700545
>faggot and jew
>our guys
Seems about right. Maybe they need to get EE in their team.

>>121700569
NA Weirdo

>>121700435
lol, more words from a 3k..... just stop youre embarassing yourself. i dont have to spam de dusg to reach high mmr because i know how to garry every game with a regular, good hero. i let noobs like you play support for me and think you won. i do tyhings like farming the stacks which you make for me, i win all the cs in the middle lane, when it reaches teamfights i always position myself good and i always make sure i outfarm the enemy carry. at the end of the game when you call gg the difference between a bad and a good player, is the bad player think they won, good player realize their mistakes. maybe you ADMIT you're shit and you'll stop complaining hes overpowered.

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ok d2g red pill me on ogre magi, how do i play this fat fuck?

>>121700575
>EE
>Beesa
>not the top reddit memes

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>>121700575
>Evangelion: 1/10
EE will never be my guy

>>121699953
It's a "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" copy.
Also since this is muted and seems odd, imagine there is a guy screaming whilst introducing them with much hype from the crowd

>>121700569
Happy Negro.

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>>121700575
>EE

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>>121700625
>newfriend wasnt here to witness the fuccboi fnatic era

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>tfw I have no team I really like

I'm American but I dislike the EG brand because of starcraft.

Please tell me which team I should be cheering for. Lightly followed dota since TI3 but I still don't really know the NA scene. I'm fine with a chinese or euro team being 'my team' too.

>>121700685
>beesa, reddit
>this new
oh god the fucking irony of this post

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Whoever snitched is a fucking bitch though, that's for sure.

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>>121700625
i want newfriends to leave

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>>121700758
what kinda exercise is this i'm losing my shit

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>weapon Y

Simply ebin

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>>121700575
>He's this fucking mad.

>>121700850
Heavy ropes, you try to swing them and exercise your muscles
Trust me, it's fucking exhausting

>>121700575

Anime will NEVER be OurGuy

>>121700636
if youre so smart post dotabuff? i bet i dont even SEE de dusg on there, you probably play other stupid overpowered heroes then blame your team when you lose. in fact you dont even play, you open dota 2 general and talk about stuff as if you play, or as if youre going to play, but then you log on and buy hats and dont play. show me evidence of you fighting in a game, such as a replay of you playing garry, from thje last few month and i will believe you. protip: you cant. once again a guy from dota 2 general tries to show off that he's a good player but cannot back it up, he is just talking, hes full of hot air, he likes talking shit about the video game but he just watches eternal envy stream and kill people, and gets his opinions from there. i bet you just watch tournaments and try to figure out whats overpowered, and think it just apply in pubs.

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BEESA LITERALLY OBLITERATING LE SHITTY INDIAN SOCIOPATH

hi moon

:^)

>>121701005
SUPERIOR
HIGHLANDER
GENES

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So who are our guys again?

>>121701005
c9 in flames

>>121701078
you are my girl

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>>121701078
reported for avatarfagging m8

>>121701078
EE

>>121701078
adelaide?

>>121701078
You're my girl, qtie

>>121700669

Orb of Venom -> Phase Boots -> Blink Dagger -> Aghs -> Shivas -> Situational rightclick

>>121701078
beesa and saksa
both 7k mmr trashcans in tier 999 teams

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>>121701078
>>121701132
Woah whos this cutie

>>121697910
>be a VERY casual 2k mmr shitter who plays maybe 2-3 games a month at this point
>bunch of BRs transfer to my uni
>one day I see them all playing dota together
>they're all pretty much shitters, the best one is like 300 mmr above me
>only other dota player I know at my uni is a 6k mmr white guy.

I believe it.

>>121701218
noseless abomination
ponies are where the cute is at

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>>121701132
Adegayeide?

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>>121701078
Our Guys

>>121700965
you know what ive had it with you. i dont need to post my dotabuff or replay showing that i play garry becausae i have nothing to prove. this is an ANONYMOUS imageboard, i come here to talk anonymously not deal with shitters who think they can come in, watch a tournament and tell me how to play de dusg. and no, i do play the game, the reason it took me a few mins to reply is because im busy playing the game inside the client right now. id show you a screenshot but you'd just accuse it of being not real, or tell me that i am a bad player, so i wont. the real question is why are you here, talking about something so menial, if your time is so valuable and youre climbing mmr. why isnt all your time being put into that instead of shitposting on the imageboard? you are making the general cluttered, causing distress to other posters, honestly it would be best to just stop. im going to go now because i have to go out with my actual real life friends. stay mad virgin loser.

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Will Traxex ever be real?

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reminder that no matter how much all these nerds hate on ritsu, he's still going to Frankfurt. Even if he gets kicked from c9 after and doesn't find another team, he still has a 4.0 gpa in electrical engineering and is going to be making 6 figures soon after graduation anyways. Rofl haters hating on some poor brown kid who'll make more money and is and will be more successful than they'll ever be. BAKA

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>>121701256

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>>121701078
Secret desu

what are some good harems of the season?

im already watching Gakusen Toshi Asterisk and Rakudai Kishi

>OG plays radiant
>draft 5 dire heroes
Nice lore dotards.

>>121701323
Nope. Might as well kill yourself.

>>121701402
this desu

>General choked so hard yesterday he got replaced

holy shit

Will Adelaide ever be real?

>yoku is back

wtf is empire doing

>Resolution back to mid
>Empire start to play well

oh wow

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>>121701442
Why can't she be real? :/

>>121701470
Shes real in our hearts

>>121701406
There hasn't been a good anime in like 10 years desu

>>121701589
>2017 is 20 years ago

>>121701589
i know

i used "good" just as figure of speech

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>>121701403
>random mole or a rather dark zit
>a nose

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This.

This is every weeb on d2g's DESIGNATED guy

>>121701406
>Harems
>Good

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>>121701402
Hope C9 wins Frankfurt just so I can drink the tears of everyone who got BTFO

>>121701726
I'm gonna print this pic out and hang it at my desk for whenever I don't feel like going to the gym

>>121701726
Still looks better than PPD.

>>121701789
Going to the gym doesn't fix your face and skin colour what's your point

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>weebs DESIGNATED guy got blown the fuck out
>C9 will never recover
>honeypots canonically confirmed

>IN THE SAME FUCKING EVENT

YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>121701823
I hate ppd but comeon. He isn't this ugly just looks autistic

>>121701726
Indians are the worst race on Earth desu.

>>121701589
>/v/ermin opinions

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How is it possible that the one and only good thing to come out of NAdota after so many, many years of hard work and trying is EG?

>>121701853
>negative chin
>stage 3 acne
>not ugly

>>121701842
>>honeypots canonically confirmed
Where

>>121701726
looks like merem

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ppd is a literal god, stop being retarded.

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>pinoys are widely known as low-life scammers and cheaters
>biggest source of drama lately comes not from them, but from NA

BASED

MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE

>>121701971
Are those supposed to be Halloween costumes?

>>121701971
>literally dressed as a kekin

>>121695929
Because either way you'll realize that the game never gets fun and you'll regret all the time you've spent on it.
Nobody gives a shit about your mmr except yourself.
Been there,done that.

>>121701971
lmfao ppd what a haloweenie amirite

silents awful

>>121701853
he's exactly that ugly

What's this Adelaide meme?

who is the most broken character this patch?

>>121701971
>win a million
>cant afford decent costumes

>>121701561

Because the universe itself conspires against you.

The fates want you to breed beesa instead.

>>121702152
its extremely popular on >>>/trash/ and so its leaking out

>>121701901
Most people here play games on consoles, that's why.

>>121702193
winter wyvern

>>121701971
>win a million dollars
>get a "gf" that looks like that
>get a costume for halloween that looks like that

ebin

>>121702152
Some autist from Australia wants to know if anyone here lives near him.

>>121702152
>Adelaide is South Australia’s cosmopolitan coastal capital. Its ring of parkland on the River Torrens is home to renowned museums such as the Art Gallery of South Australia, displaying expansive collections including noted Indigenous art, and the South Australian Museum, devoted to natural history. The city's Adelaide Festival is an annual international arts gathering with spin-offs including fringe and film events.

How do you pronounce Sange

>>121702251
Why?

>>121702305
san-gay

>>121702152
Adelaideans are the most powerful race in the world

>>121702305
Like サンゲ

>>121700806
fuck off ritsu

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>>121702206
I'm not gay though. The only dicks I like are feminine. Like Lanaya's.

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Post misheard hero quotes.

>I'll take a crack, addict?

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>wake up
>another NA Dota drama
I just want my voice pack goddamn it

>>121702318
To possibly have a penis sucking/anime party.

>>121701971
>Chicken legs
Come on senpai

>>121702293
It's just a city so why is it like a meme here

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>tfw no mourinho hero

>>121701971
>skipping leg day
>skipping everything day

lmfao

>>121702432
>Terrorblade is Dio
>AM is not Jonathan Joestar

get out

>>121702401
How can a penis be famine? HOW? FUCKING HOW? There are no such thing as famine penis. DICKS ARE GAY. YOU ARE GAY!

>>121702092
This is the best coment I have seen here today.
Congrats.

>>121701919
>strat sharing from inferior events for major events

>>121702521
>no everton hero

>>121702432
>Japanese voice pack
>>>/vg/lolg/

>>121702539
>not liking dicks
whoah, what a fucking faggot you are

>>121702521
Why would you want a loser hero?

>pick mourinho
>your team looses

>>121702539
>DICKS ARE GAY
dicks are just, dicks

>>121702539
Look at this lowtest beta

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>>121702401

Lanaya has no penis baka

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>>121701842

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>>121702539

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>>121702539
>futa hating faggots can't even write english properly

>>121702520
tbqh imho im guessing it's /int/ af

maaybe /pol/ but this savagery reeks int-y

>>121702432
How many of these are you allowed to recognize until you're weeaboo trash?

>>121702593
>Added a new matchmaking region in Tokyo

>>121702520
>he doesn't know

REMOVE GINGER remove ginger
you are worst archer. you are the archer idiot you are the archer smell. return to fountain. to our radiant cousins you may come our lane. you may live in the jungle….ahahahaha ,windrunner we will never forgeve you. 500 attack speed noob FUck but fuck asshole archer stink windrunner shackleshot hackleshot..ginger genocide best day of my life. take a smell of dead ginger..ahahahahahWINDRUNNER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget push .ginger we kill the roshan , ginger return to your precious fountain….hahahahaha idiot archer and ginger smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GINGER FROM THE LANES. you will get caught. qop+doom+ember+sven=kill ginger…you will lose ancient/ 3pac alive in dire, 3pac making album of dire . fast rap 3pac dire. we are rich and have xp advantage now hahahaha ha because of 3pac… you are ppoor stink ginger… you live in a brothel hahahaha, you live in a whorehouse
3pac alive numbr one #1 in dire ….fuck the radiant ,..FUCKk ashol archers no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur quiver and bow. 3pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the archer farm crepe with rap ultimate now we the DIR rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the doom and lay egg this egg hatch and ginger wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our tower we will crush u lik a skull of kobold. dire greattst team

>>121702643
All memes originate from Australia. That's all there is to it

/d2g/ how do I get good at this game?

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>>121702543
>Coment
>Not post

>>121702752
Shitpost about F-list NA Dota celebrities.

>>121702709
Anon, valve just got around to adding a voice pack for one of their largest userbases, what makes you think they'll make one for some shitty gook country where like five people play the game?

>>121702752
play, watch others play, think about it when you don't play

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>>121702543
>>comment

>>121701237
Brs play lol.

>>121702709
>Server for Tokyo
>It's based in Korea
Nice try senpai

>>121702825
Attract more weebs/LOL fanbase?

>>121702752
Mute all other players in a pub. It is 1v9, you just can't attack 4 of them.

>>121702657
saved af

>>121702857
BRs play both. Older guys used to play DotA in lan cafes so they mostly play Dota 2. Teens play League the most tho.

t. HUE

If a PA activates BKB before an Agh's Doom casts Doom on her, does it still disable her passives or no?

>>121702894
this comment is bait, don't reply

>>121697804
Because the ping in the NA servers is better due to the garbage routing of the south american servers.

>>121701005
>1488 posts

EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER

>>121696889
>tfw no crab hero

>>121703061
Yes it does

>>121703061
Everything about Doom's ultimate goes through magic immunity. Damage and total silence/break.

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Real talk

are OG good?

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shh.. ppd is sleeping

>>121703173
Somewhat

Does Axe's cull activate AC -armor?

Is KZZ the biggest autist at NAdota?

>>121703219
is he trying to do a bae caught me sleeping picture with his laptop or soemthing?

>>121701837
>This is what fatties actually believe
What about your fat on the face, neck width, traps, shoulder width in comparison to face, jaw definition etc

>>121703269
What? Assault Cuirass' effects are an aura. It's not triggered by attacking heroes.

>>121703286
>bae caught me studying drafts :3

>>121703173
better than shitrekt

>>121703261
Easy lan for out boys!

>>121701005
Did Beesa win against nonshitters yet?

Besides, DC is even more BTFO than Ritsu.

>>121703269
only if you have activated almonds in your stash

>>121703293
Lifting won't fix your acne but there's a metric fuck ton of ways to do that. And besides, it generally improves once you fix your shitty ass diet.

>>121703359
>better than a team that won LAN

nah

>>121703261
>bootcamp
>no good teams to scrim with because they were all at nanyang

Bet they were just taking turns fucking PPD's gf

>>121703151

I thought BKB stopped damage from Doom?