Technical Issues Edition
>What is Heroes of the Storm?
An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.
>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>FAQ | Tips & Tricks - Check before posting questions.
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
Free Hero Rotation: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/free-hero-rotation
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HotSG
Old Thread: >>121550210
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
mah waifu
>>121611961
STILL NOT SOLVED AND ALMOST 4 HOURS
Cya everyone its been fun, but i'm going to play a real competitive game like dota 2. All Blizz cares about for this game is meme heroes and meme modes like arena.
>>121611961
HOURS LATER
Still waiting
will you guys calm the fuck down
some guy got stabbed so there were security issues
Stop the talk start the game ffs...
Where the FUCK is Li Li????
lunara is the cutest
>>121612390
Then just fucking say so instead of vague technical problems
Until then I will continue to shittalk
>>121612425
bothering her uncle back on Pandaira you sick fuck
or shes having fun training her water dragon haha
>>121612158
Unless you're a shitter you should be running double tank on most maps.
You pick him when you need disables (protip: web ult is where it's at) and already have a proper tanky peeler (muradin, johanna, etc)
>>121612315
To never use it to get in is a little silly. It's very true that you need to be extremely careful with blowing your one escape as one of the more squishy tanks, but it's sometimes the right choice to make da big playz
So we have two new assassins and a warrior? Will chaser be an assassin?
>>121612390
It's not because of that it's because of headphone issues you can see the tech crew running around with the fucking computers
>>121612570
She's my waifu
Did Sonya come up during the balance talks?
>>121612675
Cho is warrior Gall,Lunara, and Greyman are assassins. Tracer we have no idea.
>>121612570
I can't wait
>>121612425
probably tied up in some guy's basement, blindfolded, and crying
>>121612275
truly the greatest of the aspects
do we have a screenshot of fedora-kun?
Tyrande is the most fun hero
>>121610759
Alright cool. I assumed it was something like that. I was doing Relentless instead of Touch due to not like to being stunned long so I can go back to chugging.
4chan slow atm?
>>121612736
No, only buffs to Gazlowe, Tychus, Nova and nerfs to Uther. And going by the stuff they said as to why they're nerfing Uther (balanced in casual play but OP in comp), Sonya will be nerfed too.
>>121612870
god bless fedora-kun~
The 5 Minute Delay after a 2Hr Delay has now passed
xth for the Archlich soon probably maybe
>>121612870
Yeah, posted it last thread as well. This is him.
>>121612985
Yeah, seems slow.
Hand these casters some beers. I feel bad they gotta stand here and bullshit cause technical squad fucked up and is continuing to fuck up.
>>121613079
what are the gazlowe buffs?
HOLY FUCK ARE THEY STARTING OR IS THIS A RUSE?
>>121613246
>Play Starcraft
>Get Protossed
>Play Starcraft 2
>Get Protossed
>Play Hearthstone
>Get Dr.Balanced
>Play Heroes of the Storm
>Get Dr.Balanced and protossed at the same time
ebin
>>121613291
Do they have chairs ? they seems to be standing up
It's happening!
>>121612841
I just want to hop around, jump over people and throw spears, why can't she be out on the 17th instead of Cho?
>>121613206
It was actually 3 hours.
>>121612925
Meant for
>>121612392
Also fuck the Street Sign Captchas. Did like 40 of them just to fucking post.
>>121613459
Nothing set in stone yet, one of the ideas they're tossing around is having all his turrets charge a lazer when's charging his lazer.
Are these still best of 3 or are they best of 5? Or would that like only be for the finals?
>ysera plebs
why so many gays itt?
>>121614207
Superior Dragons coming through
This is just....sad now. Why is it always Hots?
TIME FOR 3 HOUR BREAK HAHAHHA BEN BRODE
>>121614558
That's not chromie
why are hots fags saying 323 as if they know or play dota?
>>121613246
I want Varian and KelThuzad and the fire guy and Negromancer. Bomb gazlowe can go suck it.
Maybe they should add LAN. :D
MORE DELAYS
WHAT THE FUCK
Good match so far.
Is Diablo any good now?
Greymane when?
>>121614753
???anon ur dum
>>121614712
Her name is Chronormu, you foolish mortal
>>121615008
>Her
>normu
>>121614880
Diablo is decent. Good in group fights.
>>121615170
Ok thanks, just in time ^^
>That Zagara maw
Why are they streaming a bronze quick match?
>>121614880
Not really
>>121615397
Seriously. He knew no one was there.
This is how a Johanna feeds. They overextend thinking they're immortal then get popped.
>THAT HOLY GROUND INTO MAW ON MARCH OF THE BLACK KING
>Johanna runs past 18 coins to do literally nothing
>tfw Tyrael and Arthas better than Leoric and Johanna.
>pick tyrael
>win
How do people not see this?
>>121616000
>tfw there are people who unironically think you're not meant to focus the tank
>>121616274
>>121616000
Johanna played terribly.
so, tyrael banned next match ?
>>121612923
also best waifu
>>121616379
B-Bit you're suppose to focus healer first!
Malfurion confirmed best splitpusher in the game
>>121616340
Back when Kael first came out I said Tyrael is top tier
I said Holy Ground and Sanctification are godlike
I also said Sonya Tyrael is better than Jaina Kael
>Was called bronze
The losing team played like fucking russians. What the hell is this?
I really love the insight that Grubby gives using the Windows 10 Game DVR Replay.
>>121616340
I wish I could play him.
>>121616637
Tyrael's Sanctification was reworked. Sonya has been getting buffed each patch and they fixed a major bug with her.
The thing that's always held Tyrael back is the fact that you need to be coordinated to use him well. You aren't going to get that in HL or QM games.
>Tyrael and Arthas both died zero times.
But remember guys. They can't be tanks. Everyone underestimates Army of the Dead.
>>121616550
That's the truth
>>121617072
Only bronze retards think there's 2 best warriors. Double bruisers is equally as viable as double frontline but double frontline supports niche comps that involving players like hammer, morales, and the like.
So I noticed that the players had their team name as part of their screen names, and I was wondering: are those their own profiles with their own heroes unlocked, or does Blizzard give them "competitive" profiles with everything unlocked (or everything for their role,I guess)?
>>121616647
It's why Grubby is the best, along with Gilly. Grubby really shows you where they fucked up. Going back to save Jo was damn and allowed them to get Maw'd. And Valla and Slyv getting cornered by boss was even worse.
>>121617451
during the EU finals they hadn't these names, so i guess these accounts for blizzcon aren't theirs (or they made them change their btags names)
Na.Vi running the waifu only comp.
>>121616379
thanks nova
>>121617914
you jinxed it !
>>121618176
No, I think he's still right.
I want to fuck Diablo.
>>121618176
>implying Diablo isn't my waifu.
>>121618176
Um, Diablo is genderfluid??? Zhe can change genders??? Zhe can be a waifu??? You fuckboi???
What the fuck is with NaVi's Jo?
>>121618783
It's a different player this time anon.
>>121618783
Probably being forced to play Johanna because they're scared to let Dig have her and don't want to ban her. That or he's a waifu fag insisting on playing her every game. Depends on whether it's the player or the drafter who's a fucking idiot.
>>121618783
He plays like your typical slav.
>Johanna throwing another game
B-But I'm immortal!
R.I.P. Johanna
R.I.P. Team Waifu
R.I.P. EU
Dicknados can't beat C9
>>121619369
he's from Denmark though
Woah Navi is even shit in HotS
>>121620412
they can't win without their gimmick comps
>>121612390
>Zeratul ganks a minion at Blizzcon
D A M N
C9>DIG>NAVI>DK?
>>121612390
what happened? Did zuna finally snap?
>>121620771
Basically.
Hi guys, is this the competitive moba esports thread?
Wait, nevermind, it's hots. My fault.
>>121620771
called it, C9 v Dig
tracer confirmed
>>121620925
What the fuck else is there to talk about? You want to compare waifus? Complain about how you can't carry shitters in HL?
>>121620995
Slowpoke.png
>>121620995
thanks, slowbro
>>121620925
>>121620995
You are like two days late bruh.
>>121620264
Denmark sucks at games.
can't wait for Abathur + Cho'gall
I love carrying 2 people on my back
So why are Koreans only good in Games like LoL and HotS and fucking terrible in DotA 2?
>blonde bitch
Wellp, muted and closed.
Wait a second where is Zuna?
>Baebel and Gilly casting the best match of the tournament
Could you just not fuck up this one thing blizzard?
>>121621645
Sheever looks better than her
>>121621740
food cart
>>121621740
He didn't get to cook and eat it yesterday so TS was knocked out
>jake and cooby will be casting the grand finals
As they deserve as the best casters.
>>121621645
>hating Gilly
shit taste
>>121621591
They're not that good at hots. They're good at LoL because it's popular in Korea. They're good at starcraft because they've been playing it for 15 years. Playing a lot makes you good, go figure.
>>121621840
Zuna jobbed against DK even playing his husbando Zeratul
>>121622005
Hots just isn't popular in korean, if you are going to play a moba you play lol there.
>>121621774
Sheever is literally a goddess and the only female to ever be knowledgeable in a moba
where can I watch technical issues: the tournament?
>>121621591
Dota 2 is literally dead to them. Nobody plays it.
>Uther
>Mura
would they pick up Tyrande?
>>121622005
Korean's are good at games about individual skill, a game that forces objective based gameplay is poorly suited to them. You can't solo carry a competitive HotS game like you can LoL.
>>121622341
honestly surprised no one picked her yet
>>121622457
not any reason to
Scouting isn't really needed on this map
>rehgar
way to throw the first game c9
Okay /hotsg/, take your favorite support and make their "other" heroic viable, go.
>Rexxar
I have low expectations here
>>121622661
Brightwing
Both ults are good. Just depends on the situation.
Hohohohehehaha haha
>>121622661
>bloodlust
>not viable
>>121622457
Missed pretty good ganking potential with Arthas, uther, mura and tyrande.
>>121622661
The ults are fine, the problem is offensive ults on supports when teams require healing.
I'm extremely jealous of the HotS scene's blonde jewish goddess.
>>121622661
>Tyrande
>>121622661
Tyrande
Bother her ults are good
>>121622862
this family. They just need to nerf the shit out of every heal in the game or buff everyones health.
>>121622789
>>121622814
>>121622862
>>121622873
>>121622991
Okay you contrarian motherfuckers, pick your favorite hero who only has one "good" ult and bring the other one up to the same level. I'm trying to start some discussion here that isn't about esports.
>>121623097
That or they need to retweak the supports to be viable picks for more than just healing. Many supports now have some offensive talents but it doesn't make them powerful enough to be anywhere near an assassin or bruiser warrior.
>>121623295
BUT ANON
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>>121623380
Except Kharazim.
The staff next to Arthas belongs to who?
c9 literally not capping top shrine
c9 have literally given them 2 free dragons. First Caffeine and now Idream. wtf?
>>121623707
Rehgar ults himself
everyone claps
>>121623295
uthers stun now lasts 1 second but silences for a 1 second after
>>121623667
Gall?
>>121623829
No reason to heal Leoric when he comes back so quickly. He was back before the team fight even ended.
>>121623667
khadgars i think
>female caster
>shouting obnoxiously loudly
>making weird noises
>explaining basic abilities during teamfights
why
>>121624164
I just googled an image search of every mage I could think of and didn't find it, might be teasing the D3 wizard?
>>121624164
dont think its khadgar's. i think his staff is a wooden raven. but i have no idea who this staff is in the picture
>>121624164
He wields Atiesh now and his old staff doesn't look like that.
>>121624460
I'd guess this.
>>121623667
http://www.wowhead.com/item=113857/staff-of-the-grand-imperator&bonus=0
Looks kind of like that. I've never seen the particular staff before.
>>121624460
could be gul'dans?
>>121624460
i can't really think of anything besides d3 wiz, but i would think a wand / focus combo is what they would get
>>121624364
>why
affirmative action
>>121623667
looks like an ogre staff
>>121624791
its definitely not guldan's
>>121624803
I would too, maybe somebody else? Does Kel'Thuzad use a staff?
>>121624606
I mean it even drops from Cho'gall in game, but Cho'gall doesn't carry a staff in HotS and I don't think he does in WoW either.
>>121624928
in hiss human form, yes. I don't remember him using a staff in WC3 or in WoW Might be a new hidden skin for Jaina?
>>121624928
no kt doesnt
i bet gilly would make an excellent mother
>>121624803
Medivh? Zoltun Kulle?
>>121624876
if it actually was cho'galls staff then they'd be playing 6v5 which isn't fair.
this baebel and gilly pair are on par with rivington in terms of nonsensical blabbering... and i kind of like it
Fan just threw the game.
>>121625470
Mentions of rivington trigger me, please keep such talk out of this general
>>121625128
They probably used it because it drops from him and having a fat ogre fist hovering there would look retarded.
>>121625427
Medivh would have Atiesh.
>>121625603
but then its 6v5.
>maw: the game
Holy fuck, this is like watching a bunch of pubs. Over extension after over extension.
>>121625847
Why isn't Zagara getting instabanned every game?
>that whiffed storm bolt
Do you think they had fun?
>>121625524
did he?
USA USA USA
>>121626129
Nah, the rest of the team bailed him out it seems.
>>121625586
you intimidated by his just-for-men gray?
his full but trimmed beard?
we could use a cute grill like gilly in the na lcs crew though
>>121625984
because other than maw, she's weak as fuck in lategame teamfights
What the fuck was the DK 10% HP Muradin thinking chasing? His healer was across the map with all other allies far too.
>>121623667
Closest thing I can find, though who would give a fuck about that guy i have no idea
>>121611961
>11 Wc heros
>9 SC heros
>4 Diablo heros
just take out the Diablo heros and call it Warcraft vs Starcraft
>>121626376
fucking confirmed next hero
>VERSATILITY HAS NO PROBLEMS
>>121626369
german commentators say muradin was over aggressive all game long like using his E to cap a little faster against 3 instead of saving it to escape for example and other stuff.
>>121626707
they didn't respect the percent damage from leoric's W
Posted the staff picture because yesterday I saw the artwork but it wasn't mentioned anywhere despite mentioning tracer guns in the picture, thought about cho'gall but in the game they dont have it and would make a 6v5 brawl. also they either seem to have regular skin or master skin and no one has it in game. Not familiar with diablo gears
>>121626707
I seriously hope he's just choking under pressure and that's not his normal play. Worse than QM map awareness and lack of common sense has no place in the championship.
Alright you fucking shits.
Create a hero from any unit or monster in any of the Blizzard games
>Meat Wagon
>Specialist
>Trait: Dead Weight - Picks up bodies of fallen minions to use as ammo
[Q] Siege Slam - Ram the front of the Meat Wagon towards an enemy, dealing damage
[W] Aim\Disengage - Prep for launching payload
[E] Launch - Target an area to launch a single payload a far distance. Uses Ammo (Think of like Azmodan's b-ball dunk)
>Heroics:
[1] Death to the living!: Your payloads are now covered in corrosive plague for (x) seconds. Heroes hit with this will take damage over time for (x) seconds. This can spread to other enemies but not back to people who have been already afflicted for (x) seconds
[2] Raise Skeleton:
Drop 10 of your payloads to be raised as skeletons for 20 seconds. They can not be controlled but are very durable for pushing a lane
Autistic, I know
>Deathwing is added to the game
>he's so big, it takes all 5 heroes to play him
Aaeaeaaaaeagh...
>>121627570
>ooh~
did they outline their plans for seasons yet?
IM SO FUCKING HYPE FOR THIS GAME
m-murky?
wtf are these meme picks ?
This game is now QM..
This tournament is now a meme.
IT'S FUCKING TIME
WHAT IS HAPPENING????
>>121627975
not starting for months
HOLY FUCK NEW META BOYS
ALL THIS MEMES.
All they had to do was pick Li Li and I would've blown my load
mother fucking murky, chen and memeslug
this game will be interesting
>pick shit meme heroes
>crowd cheers
Why is this a thing in all moba e-sport?
Fucking hell, haven't played since Butcher was released. The meta must have changed considerably if Chen and Sonya are being picked up in a pro match.
>murky abathur brightwing
it's like the exact opposite of synergy
>murky
>brightwing
>assadar
>abathur
>leoric
what the hell is the deal with this team
i'm dying
>>121628184
dude sonya is the best assassin right now.
W hits for 600 in ult at level 10
>>121628036
>no 15 inch dick
PASS
>>121628167
I wouldn't have been able to take it.
>leave PC for 5 minutes
>come back to these drafts
what happened? what timeline is this?
>C9
I swear if they throw the lead because meme picks.
>>121628182
People love memes.
>>121628313
The fuck, I thought she was a Warrior.
IT'S PANDA TIME!!!!!!!
>>121628358
Looks like I'm blowing my load anyway
uh... cloud 9 is going to get stomped
>>121628457
Classed as a warrior but isn't one.
Play as melee assassin or you're gonna have a bad time
>>121623667
The daggers could belong to garona? Just saw them now
>literally get reported for picking Rexxar in ranked because "HE'S NOT IN THE META!"
>hurs later he's winning Blizzcon
Worst
Fucking
Community
>>121628725
Valeera. Is obvious.
>murky bstepping after killing valla
Based
>>121611961
dont' know if anyone noticed, but 4/5 heroes for C9 can stay in lane and in tribute.
It's a sustain/stall/soak game for C9.
>>121628764
>implying what happens in these games matters for pubs games at all
>implying the "meta" is the same between the two
>probably picks rexxar at random times when he's not best
fuck off retard
>>121627291
I made one for Lothar I could post, but i'm too lazy right now. Watching esports anyways.
>down 9000 kills
>not contesting objectives
>up in xp
i'm not familiar with hots. is this some feed to win comp?
muh fish taco
>>121629164
C9 is focusing on creeps soaking up xp while wasting DK's time. It's not working.
this c9 draft is the kind of comp you get in quick meme and know you lose instantly
Can anybody explain to me what Leoric is doing besides feeding?
It's ogre, clown9 strikes again.
>>121629448
Nothing. This is one of the worst heroes drafts I've ever seen. They essentially gave DK a game for free. .
C9's just trolling. This entire game is just them taunting by saying they can throw a game and still win overall.
>>121628969
only needed a sustain tank/camp clearer. Our Tassadar AFKed because of the pick and MUH META, and we nearly won anyway.
Fuck off kek.
>>121629592
If I was the owner of C9, I would be fucking furious. but props to them for BMing our korean e-sports overlord.
>>121629592
nigga are you watching the same game as us
>>121629592
I was rooting for them but now I want them to lose.
did blizz pay them to throw a game to make the round last longer
>>121629592
They have a strong 16, only sonya is a huge issue for them
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>121629707
>>121629832
>>121629943
Fucking hell. Korea is even worse in HotS than they are in DotA.
Murky, aba, leo dream team
>doubting our boys
>doubting the power of murky and aba
I don't like this girls casting.
>tfw you're korean but getting meme'd to death by fat americunts
>>121629681
>we won the game therefore it doesn't matter what I did or thought
Fuck off retard, I don't give a shit about that other player. You should be able to discern the fact that professional games don't operate in any way that even rank 1 HL games do.
I fucking hate this general when tournaments are going on. Bunch of bronze retards spouting dumb shit.
MEMES
>>121629592
not really trolling just trying to get to late game
>>121628271
Murky and abathur got synergy dude
HUGE
LONGFIGHT
Looks like C9 went to listen to the State of the game panel and found out Murky is OP.
>tfw wanted Na'Vi vs DK finals
IT'S HAPPENING
>>121630171
i was just looking at it from the bw perspective since i play him
>aba taking tribute
>in world championship semifinals
>>121629313
looks like it's working to me
Fuck Fuck Fuck if they win a match with this comp everyone will try to pull it in QM and HL
Dunktrain's dad looked like he had no fucking clue what he was watching.
THIS CHEN IS SO BAD AT BREWMASTER'S BALANCE I AM SO MAD
>Over 100k now
>More probably watching with ticket
>>121630102
holy shit not only are you insecure as fuck, but you're also illiterate.
>hurr Rexxar can never be a good pick!!!!11
>It doesn't matter if he's the reason a team won, he's still ALWAYS bad!!
Just trench things am I right BRO?
where do i find murky porn?
c9 literally resorting to being scum with rat doto
fuck this game is so good aba and tassa mvp
Wow, this memeslug is credit to team.
Holy shit what even is this game.
>>121630557
In my murky folder bud
Valla Tank credit to team.
>Uther runs around uselessly while two of his teammates get piledriven
ebin
>>121630527
>lolbabbies on suicide watch
I maintain that they're trolling, but this trolling is next level. Maximum disrespect by picking complete memeheroes and still stomping your opponents.I approve. Fuck the Koreans.
THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD
THIS HAPPENED
Chen was a shit pick again
corea piggus go homu
I hope those gooks are feeling humiliated right now. Getting stomped by literal meme-comp while having best warrior in the game, best support in the game and best ability driven ranged assassin in the game.
holy shit
they literally won with a MEME team
What a memegame!
Enjoy it while it lasts /hsg/ the Koreans might not dominate yet. But the time will come.
>tfw abathur+murky in addition to leoric just feeding is now a viable tactic
That really shouldn't have worked
Fucking kek
they got SHAT on
SHAT on
HOLY SHIT WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE ASS RAPE
BUT IT HAPPENED
THE MEMES ARE REAL!
c9 right now
>>121629448
Creating space :^)
No, really.
>>121629540
kek
I never really liked competitive HoTS until then, so much stuff happening, so much fun, positioning, skills, walls, splitting off heroes, denying bosses, sneaking around to grab tributes. This was really cool!
>everyone else should just focus on having fun
MURKED
KOREA BTFO
HOLY SHIT
>>121631158
The Chen was literally played terribly.
That game was lovely
How could this ever have worked?!
>4 levels down
>Comp is trash
>say "gg" and start dying
>They still think they can win
>When we lose they say "report him"
Meme pick they said.
>>121629540
>Nothing. This is one of the worst heroes drafts I've ever seen. They essentially gave DK a game for free.
USA! USA! USA!
>>121631025
>100k vs 1 million
dw though i highly enjoyed that rat doto game
i just wish i knew people to play this game with
Just imagine.
>your team has managed to get into the world championship
>you are one bo3 away from getting ot the finals
>and then the enemies show up with murky, tassadar, brightwing, abathur and leoric
>you laugh and think, "holy shit, what? are they kidding?"
>and then they shit all over your team and wreck you
Oh so THATS how you play abathur, fucking wow.
Memes beat korea
>>121628523
But anon that's highly inappropriate!
>Leoric and Murky feeding their asses off while memeslug goes for a memepush
Glorious
tempo storm confirmed for original memevictims
The 3-hour delay really screwed with everyone. This was supposed to be bo5. Thanks Blizzard. >=(
>>121631513
All of it really came together with how they played the shit heroes.
>Tass locking out and controlling fights
>Murky fucking everything up
>BW porting around map as needed
>Leo stalling team countless times
>Meme slug PvE and supporting at will while all of this is happening
>>121631646
And Tassadar
And Murky
And Bw.
But no Leo.
>>121631646
its why hes very hard
>>121631363
they took their advice
>>121629540
btfo desu
>>121631721
Shut up and get on all fours, lolipanda slut..please.
Passive: Passively spawn skeletons and gain stacks as nearby minions die, more for heroes. Every 10 stacks = more/stronger skeletons, max of 30. Activate to spend 15 stacks to empower next basic.
Q: Throws a bone spear that deals large damage to the first target it hits. Empowered: Pierces
W: Poison nova from hero location, deals moderate damage and poisons. Empowered: Doubled range+duration
E: Ranged explosion for medium damage, summons a Fire Golem. Empowered: Explosion stuns.
R1: Curses all enemy structures/minions/Heroes to be vulnerable for 4 sec, minions/structures unable to attack for 8 seconds.
R2: Temporarily revives a clone of a currently dead Hero, any Hero.
HYPE.
>>121631818
I feel they made a mistake with Leorics talent though
NOW LEORKY IS ACTUALLY A THING INSTEAD OF A NICKNAME FOR SHITTY LEORICS
REV UP THOSE DUOQUEUES
>>121631879
>not leo feeding in order for your team to get an advantage
>>121631998
They talked so much shit only to get BTFO by both NA and EU.
>>121631513
Memes are strong.
jake and cooby now!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?
>>121631812
the finals are bo3 now?>
man that c9 chink's jaw is way too strong
>>121631995
source?
>>121632176
no semi's were supposed to be bo5 and grand finals bo7, but looks like they scrapped that.
Who is that hot girl host?
>>121631812
I like this because I was watching the panels and can now catch some of the finals as well.
Also the second HotS panel is starting in 15 minutes. By then the finals were supposed to be concluded.
so if the semi finals are this memetic
what will finals be like? a meme-off?
come up with the most ridiculous team you can think up, /hotsg/, quick
Where is Grubby???
>>121632176
no. final is bo5.
somebody just found an outdated blizzard website. About 6 months ago it was planned bo5 for semi and bo7 for final but that was changed months ago.
>even the trophy is bronze
Watch out it's going to start coming into the thread complaining how OP nova is.
>>121632316
pretty sure it was always bo3/bo5
>>121632316
Glad, that's way too many fucking matches
>Bronze trophy
>>121632367
Anon, are you getting horny thinking about strange teamcomps?!
>thropy is literally bronze
you happy now bronzeshitters?
>>121632404
Probably snorting coke with Brian Kibler
>>121632367
>Blizzard games known for cute/cartoony/silly characters
>Team uses cute/cartoony/silly characters instead of Edgelords
>This is 'memetic'
Is this the Dota effect? Anything not set in a dead forest with spiky heroes throwing darkness at eachother is a meme?
>>121631990L-like this, anon?Do not sexualize the cute panda.
>>121632443
it was
>>121632531
>>121632605
shh. only your strangest team compositions now.
>>121632367
5 gazlowes
>>121632352
pls respond
>>121632367
Falstad memewind combo
vs
Gazlow Zeratul blackhole
>>121632605
not the diablo series
until the jews got their claws on blizz that is
RIP
anyone think we'll get a special announcement after the grand finals?
>>121632605
It's a meme comp because Murky, Abathur and to a lesser degree Brightwing are gimmick heroes.
>>121632620Not sure, I need to see more, lil sweet stuff.I absolutely agree, I mean c'mon.
>>121632367
Chen Li Li Rexxar Graymane Pajama Party TLV
Furry cleave
Wait did the koreans have to seppuku?
>>121632724
You're such a cheap easy slut for weird lineups anon!
>Pretending Murky isn't a legitimate hero
I hate these esports memes
>>121632367
5 supports
>>121632367
Furry Vikings, Pajamathur, Gazlowe, Morales, Chen.
>>121632772
>Cows that walk around saying moo aren't silly
>Poison making someone turn bright neon green isn't cartoony
>Charsi isn't cute as a button
Nigga I will fight you.
If I was Digi I would be scared as fuck right now.
Did Korea storm off or something? Usually they show the handshake between teams afterwards
>I can tell you from experience
You sure can, Grubby
Should I watch the finals or the hots battleground panel?
Also how many matches are the finals? The panel is an hour long, I should still catch most of the games right?
>>121633198
>Cows that walk around saying moo aren't silly
Real world must be a terribly silly place.
>>121633076
Esports ruined online games. If you don't emulate the pros and act like a tryhard everyone will use you as a scapegoat for their failures. And because everyone is emulating the pros and being a tryhard it always HAS to be someone else fault that they lost.
Just woke up, what did I miss?
>>121632605
No anon they are memes because.
>Leoric is "respawn anywhere+ dying doesn't no matter"
>Tassadar is the useless hero.
>Abathur is "afk in base" hero.
>Murky is literally a meme.
+
Chen
>>121633280
The objectively inferior team usually is.
>>121633320
They tried to take the trophy but couldn't lift it and got shot by security.
The final is best of 5 right?
>>121633198
what do the cows say on your planet m8?
>>121633428
the biggest meme game of all time
>>121633428
meme wins by c9
>>121633383y...yeah.
4 warrior
do it
>stealing away the kharazim
based dunktrain
>>121633428
Rexxar, Murky, Chen and Aba
>>121633428
A good meme match.
the memes won.
>>121633428
All your favorite characters you wanted are now confirmed and are super OP.
dat qt blue side tablet holder
i just want to snuggle and then fuck her face later and cum in her hair
So why is Sc2 and HoTS finals at the same time?
Reminder that the winners heroes and skins will be going in a bundle.
>>121633773
HotS final was supposed to be over exactly one hour ago.
>>121633621
>>121633636
>>121633680
>>121633693
Well, shit. I missed something. And Morales getting picked? What is this?
>>121633884
They had 3 hours of delays
>>121633884
What the fuck happened? The final hasn't even begin.
Do Morales and Raynor combo well?
>>121634343
guess.
>>121634343
stim and raynor do, yes
ultimate stim target is viking tychus though
>>121634343
Literally every Terran strategy ever.
>tfw EU
>tfw supporting C9
literally our guys
>>121634607
>>121632126
is there a butcher one?
>>121634343
Medics and Marines were a good combo back in the day, senpai.
So is Artanis it for fucking sc heroes?
>Seven sided bronze
>>121634607
>tfw I get to recreate my SC1 Marine Tank Expand strat in HoTS
Thanks blizzard
>>121634849
Needs Siege Tanks.
>>121634909
Hey you got El Poyo Medicia
Those electronic gymnasts are fucking shitters.
>>121635026
Not anymore with Marauders.
>>121634909
you just had two new, that's it for now
>uther picks divine bronze
gg
>>121634909
You just got 2 SC characters what more do you want?
>>121633383
More.
>grubby and jake casting finals
morales confirmed for never ever getting picked
>>121635415
i like it
>>121635354
I wan my Goliath and marauder hero.
>>121635354
Not shitty ones?
>no Mengsk
>no marauder
>no firebat
>Artanis instead of Fenix
>>121635587
we all got heroes we want. just gonna have to deal with meme shit like lunara
>>121635587
>Go ahead tac-com
>>121635414
Let's not go into extremes now, please.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THESE MEMES
oh no
someone stop clown 9
Well EU are probably going to lose :(
Am I getting meme'd on right now? At this point I'm expecting a Thrall or a Li Li.
>>121635730
Goliath online.
>>121636035
i'm hoping for vikings
>>121635805
Let's
Just pick gazlowe please
>>121636082
who pulled out vikings yesterday?
>>121636126
and pick the shitty ult please
>>121636162
someone did? did they win?
shit i need to look it up later
>>121636035
Thats normal, Blizz is a meme company.
I'd run a DunkTrain on DunkTrain's mom
LoLfag here, who is the best team in the world at the moment?
In LoL NA is a joke of the world even Brazil beat them
>>121636239
yeah they stomped
got vikings banned the next game
>>121635415
You prefer Gilly?!??!
Dunk's parents look pretty young.
>>121636375
oh shit, i must look this up later.
>Dad Train
>Dunk Milf
Those are good parents.
>My life for hire.
What did he mean by this?
one mirrion troops
>>121636370
T E M P O S T O R M;_;
Best parents
>Your parents will never be proud of your vidya skills
M..mom I swear my Skyrim character is really strong..PLEASE LOVE ME
hope you're having fun EU
>>121636398
What a DILF and MILF ;_;
>>121636443
>dad milf
anon..??
>>121636514
He meant he was selling his body to your most brutal sexual fetishes
>>121636514
He says life? I thought he says wife.
>>121636514
Some shit that the protoss say.
Who cares.
How the fuck did Na'vi lose to Digidicks?
>winning team's skins go on sale
Time to root for the waifu strat.
please god i need a championship kael skin
WHERE IS GILLY
>>121636101
But anon...It's embarrassing
Is this best of 3 or 5?
>>121636591
Korea wins the game that is all skill no teamwork but is dead.
Europe wins the game that takes no skill or teamwork.
USA wins the game that takes both skill and teamwork.
You know what, I would be completely okay with this.
>>121637060but you have a cute butt, so it's okay.
WE ARE MEME AGAIN?
>>121637157
okay thanks
>>121637125
What did Europe win?
>they're making them go with an abathur team comp
l e l
>>121637431that pic tho
memeslug inbound
>>121637493
Europe wins CS and DotA
odds: hl as raynor
even: sc arcade
>bodyblocking minions
We doto now.
>>121638120
have fun anon
is this best of 5?
>can't push the core manually
>can't even enter the enemy's base
this new map looks like shit
like no memes in this game wtf
>>121638194
Oh wait they all probably updated to LotV
Why do they pick Zeratul?
>>121636370
NA literally just beat korea. Finals are on right now, NA up on EU 1-0.
>>121638630
For the epic.
>>121638630
great aba synergy
>>121637364http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gctgUMMWD7
Every time I play curse some shithead plays abathur and the game is stupidly one-sided.
pls end this fucking meme cloud9
>>121638868
just play vikings and crush aba
This fucking belfdruidftw fag is in every fucking QA panel shilling his twitter
>>121638761show me da panda butt butt
>>121638761
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Holy fucking shit, is Dignitas even trying?
>>121639150
tweet @ him
Good afternoon m'lady
are you gonna umm add more maps and characters??
thats an awesome question
>>121639574
And everyone keeps fucking asking it.
>>121638761
>>121637364
>>121637060
>>121635805
jesus christ, just go to some fucking furfag thread instead of shitting up video game discussion
>>121639574
No, they're never going to add a warcraft character ever again
Where do they find these fucking autists
>>121639679
I'm enjoying it. Leave them alone fgt
>EU
>like buildings...just destructible
"Are you going to add more support characters"
Seriously how many times can you ask the same fucking obvious question
Let's get this started
>Dignitas
>>121639504
"lady"
>"will you add more support heroes?"
Oh gee I wonder. Fucking retards asking retarded questions
>>121639679
Oh sorry, I must be in the wrong thread. I thought this was the Fun and Cute General.But I'm not going to leave anyway.
>>121615539
#justbronziethings
Why did Arthas just dive so hard
>>121640209
how does it feel to have to pee sitting down?
>>121617589
>he likes Gilly
Why
Digi should of let Na'vi win just to give Europe a chance.
>>121640656
Fear. Desperation. Stupidity. Nerves.
>>121640656
because abathur was at the tribute and got ambushed, had to use ult to survive but was going to pop out right there again once it runs out
aba pick threw this game, firstpick was silly and falstad rekt him all game
>>121640758
Pretty default. What makes you ask?
>>121640656
because arthas lives no matter what
>extra extra abathur throws game away
>>121640758
you should know the answer to that, anon. you aren't some uncivilized 3rd worlder, are you?
>>121640209
Ignore the obvious troll, m8. Just post the Loli panda ass.
That Falstad play was masterful.
>>121640881
Abathur was already dead the team fight was lost but he chased a half life Falstad got killed by Sonya and threw the entire game
>Last month
>Rarely see a Falstad
>When I do they clearly know how to play the hero
>Today
>4 Falstads
>They all take gust
>They dive 1v5
>They blow the enemy to safety
>We shouldnt have a problem with any team
Uh.. dignitas pls, bring right mindset.
What is this best 3 of 5? Why?
>>121641457
Even DK said C9 would be problematic :^)
USA #1
Abathur shitters BTFO no one likes you, no one cares you have 0 deaths
>>121641412
Yeah, true, about Falstad
Why is he now so rarely seen?
His burst is good, and the global presence is never a bad thing
>>121641717
Meme slug cannot be stopped.
>>121634804
>Lost Vikings
>>121641785
I mean Li Li
VIKINGS BOYS
Why are the teams huddled around a woman on a laptop?
>>121641889
Personally I don't play him because I find him boring
>vikings
>on the losing team
>>121641785
Shouldn't have reverse image searched.
That disgusting pussy and butthole.
VIKINGS!
THEY ARE FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT WAY TOO HARD
>>121641029
>>121641042I-I'm just scared it might get me the banda.. I don't want to go
>>121641101
But anon...
>>121642213
cuz this game doesn't have a draft mode kek
they're using some tool blizz developed to pick/ban and then just make a custom game where everyone picks those heroes
>>121642318
ASS
EMBLE
>>121642371
That seems strange
>"Pro" team think Abathur is better than 7v5 the hero
>>121642350damn that's cute. No buts, li li. Actually yes buts, more butt.
>Wonder why nobody watches HotS on Twitch
>See this championship
No wonder this shitty game is dead. Cunts can't even have a proper championship.
>>121642371
Why don't they just decide bans / picks in the custom game chat then pick the heroes
Unless C9 pulls off some big plays this should be a shoein for Dig
TLV shit on aba so hard
>>121642642
>No wonder this shitty game is dead. Cunts can't even have a proper championship.
It was pretty bad. The delay was 3 hours, no joke.
Fuck, none of the heroes on C9 have skins I want to buy.
He's kinda cute.
>>121642642
>being 5 hours late
bitch did you just wake up or something?
>>121642772
almost as funny as when the game crashed at qualifiers
>>121642720
Because it's not professional enough (lel)
You want a time limit for picks/ban and also some finality, your choice to be 'locked in'.
>>121642772
Fuck me. What a flop.
>>121642587
I think that's enough for today, anon. Trying to stay tasteful.<3
>>121642874
I actually love his personality
>watch wold tourney
>game looks fun as fuck
>hype hype hype
>play the game myself
>I'm shit everyone is shit
>get raped
>ragequit and don't play for weeks
every time
>>121642963butt is tasteful, everything else is too tame and boring :c
>>121643000
these votes only go to show what reactionary retards people are
>>121642894
>almost as funny as when the game crashed at qualifiers
The game crashes frequently. Maybe it's just buggy code but it's happened so many times already. The Korean Final had a 1+ hour delay too, and now 3 fucking hours today. It's hilarious.
>>121643039
They actually adressed that today, matchmaking is being dumb and new players have only 35% winrate
fix is coming m8
Is there any evidence that shows this game isn't dead?
>sending olaf to soak vs aba
noob vikings uninstall pls
>>121643039
Git gud.
>>121643624
seriously, their vikings are absolute ass
keeps running his vikings into their demise
>>121643039
It takes a while getting used to it, just have to keep practicing.
>>121643197I'm glad we share the same interests. You're cool.
I hope they don't go stage dive and play again with phase shift
such global presence triggers me
>>121643753Likewise. Are you a regular here or just here for the tourney hype?also butt isn't all that's perfect about her, she's the best lolipanda all over
>bronzeboat raid
holy shit, is this the first time he's playing him?
>>121643039
Git Gud
>>121643587
huge crowd for the tournament? 100k viewers on twitch? super fast queue times in game?
>>121644120
>hunka burning olaf
>large and in charge
this shit writes itself.
>>121644331
For the tournament. How about afterwards?
>>121644426
>trying this hard to "ded gaem" meme
lol heres your reply, master-baiter.
Those brightwing jukes
I hope C9 loses this match, I really don't like any of these skins minus Uther.
takada weeping with this vikings display?
>TLV's build
>>121644609
the vikings single handedly screwed up everything
>>121644343takada takes those talents
>>121644609
MUH SKINS
>mfw getting a new Valla skin
>>121644609
Angelic Valla is good
>>121644119Both, I'm here for the hype but I've also been here since the beginning, striving to be the #1 Li Li poster. Right now I'm just killing some time while Cloud9 either wins or throws. How about you?
Also, agreed. No contest.
worst vikings eu
>Boat hits Valla several times
>Her health doesn't move
>Boat dies
>Vikings stunned clumped together
Bronzies still think its better than Diamond Again
>>121644979
worst vikings in all of hots
>ducks in a barrel
That vikings player is fucking worthless.
>>121644768
he isn't complete and utter garbage with them though
>>121644962mainly for the tourney hype, started playing recently though so I'll probably lurk more often.I love lewd li li, personally, it's a good blend of cute and lewd. More of that if possible
even bronze hotsg vikings like weedubs are better than this guy
>>121643039
>>>game looks fun as fuck
that's because it's all screaming and explosions, so epic and actiony!!!
when in reality the game is so unbelievably redundant and braindead it you get tired of it like *that*
>>121634343
stim and hover hammer isn't that bad, especially with giant killer. honestly anyone with giant killer and/or kills:dmg stax is alright
>Almost 25.00 min.
Why is this not over yet.
>that hearth
le balanced undying skeleton
I cant even imagine the shit posting we would be drowning in if things were reversed and eu won this
>>121645780
Would have been so funny if he got away with it
tHE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>murica rapes yurop
>>121645812
Just kill him again
>>121645857
EU won hearhtone and WoW, NA can have this one :^)
>Put EU into the trash
>Put KR into the trash
>Meme comps
>All in the same day
Didn't see that coming.
Am I the only one that really likes the Heroes dev team?
Sure, some of their balancing decisions are retarded but they really seem to love designing heroes and trying to make them all unique, varied and viable.Artanis still needs a gap closer though
>>121645289I myself love watching and playing the game. Keep up the playing and lurking! On some days this thread is just me posting anyway...
>>121646074
yeah the heroes team is good, way better than the SC2 team
FUCK YEAH!
>blue side qt giving high fives
>>121644775
You know, I was going to get the Uther one, because the light abandons no man, but clearly it abandoned Dignitas this day.
>>121645908
USA USA USA
Well, no one can say C9 didn't earn it.
>>121646074
Dustin is the best. I think a lot of their team is really good, and it feels like the genuinely want to make a good game, and they get a lot of freedom in creating heroes too, love seeing heroes like TLV, Aba and now Cho'gall
what skins won?
>USA wins TI and Blizzcon
USA confirmed for greatest country in eSports community
>EU HotS
LOL
>>121646207
>>121614712
You are my nigga.
>>121646105
Anon, pls, everyone loves Li Li and Li Li posting
>>121646105I look forward to your posts then, bud. Maybe I can convince li li to post more butt and smaller cropped sometime.hopefully.
So this shit started with a 3 hour delay right? Because they finished pretty much exactly 3 hours late.
Though this shit could have easily gone way, way longer with several sweeps today. Don't think Blizz planned around that yet it would have worked out.
Dignitas don't get any screen time after losing, but they do get $200K for coming second, so I think they're alright with that.
Doesn't come as a surprise that C9 won the last match using Uther/Sonya, though.
Those were some fun, meme matches.
You guys ready for Linkin' Park now?
Angelic Valla on sale! Finally can get that skin.
>>121646398
Angelic Valla
Judgement Uther
Viking Leoric
PJ Aba
Super Sonya
Welp, Dignitas wanted their revenge against Navi so bad that they threw the final when they got here, too bad
>>121646424
this was fun to watch.
>>121646527
eu Anon, pls, no excuses
>>121645998
USA won the Battleground championship so we both won two, but Hearthstone is a joke so overall the tiebreaker was HoTS, sorry EU!
Come back next year. <3
>>121646680
who's that beside jack?
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
I really wanted Mecha Tassadar )=. Oh well congrats to C9.
>all hyped up from world championship
Back to my bronze games.
>>121646589
they said it was going to be bundle
>>121646680
>>121646445Appreciated! <3
>>121646434
Well it might've been a slight understatement by me. I love it.
>>121646574
The schedule says there's meant to be WoW for two hours and the tourney ended 3 hours late.
>>121646857
Oh really? I thought it was just individual.
c9 gets to run adunktrain on gilly as the champs
Dunktrain looks a lot thinner when he's sitting down
How many concurrent views did we get during the grand finals?
>>121647030
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/19931934/upcoming-sale-world-championship-bundle-11-2-2015
>>121647304
grand finals ~66k, semi-finals 100k
/R/ING C9 LILI
CAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING
SWIMSUIT SKINS
>chen with a beach cooler
>speedo tychus
>>121647898
GARROSH IS NOT IN DEVELOPMENT
Based Didler.
oi are they just now starting the WoW tournament?
hope linkin park dont mind starting like 4 hours late kek
Even as yurop C9 deserved that win so much, they made the tourney look easy. Do they have more practice than all the other teams because their understanding of every hero and being able to counter every situation seemed flawless. Like they countered the abathur soak and then even countered the soak of the almighty soak sponges, god damn its was almost painful to watch.
>>121647898
Link to what you're watching
>>121648156
pocket strats m8
this is early navi all over again
that murky stump was a good summary, just way ahead in terms of understanding the game and heroes which allows them to be much more flexible
>>121648098
it was the same thing last year, the esport went on during the closing speech and concert
>>121648039
I hope they wouldn't waste time on a meme "not grom" orc like him.
Now that most of leaks have been confirmed, does this mean that we really gonna get more meme heroes?
http://2p.com/11377731_1/Heroes-of-the-Storm-Data-Mining-37-New-Heroes-and-Kill-Voiceovers-Preview-by-JaminNoob.htm
>>121648478
all I see is Diablo.
>>121648478
shit's showing some diablo stuff
>>121648628
>>121648705
It just ended 3 minutes ago. If you can figure out how to roll back the stream to see the last 30 mins, tell me. I can't read Russian.
>>121646589
>Super Sonya.
YES!
>quick match
>enemy team has 4 rank 1's
>our team has 3 unranked, a level 10 and a rank 6
At this point I don't care i'm just confused how you can possibly butcher a matchmaking system so badly.
>>121647898
When was this shown? I just watched the end of the Esport HOTS thing. Didn't see jack.
Don't toy we me. I want beach Chen.
>>121649671
HL RANKS HAVE ZERO CORRELATION WITH QUICK MATCH MMR
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BRAINDEAD RETARDS
I'm tired of people picking gazlowe and sucking ass with him. Nowadays I just pick a random hero, like a second support for example and go afk after a few insults gets thrown in my direction. If anyone picks Gazlowe on my team that is. Hopefully more people start to do this. I already know a few who does thankfully.
>>121649807
I'm not even kidding. It was on the paid stream, exactly 15 mins ago. The bitch was asking about beach Arthas and Didler replied that they have a lot of those skins on the working board. However, no images were shown.
>>121649847
its unlikely that r1 hl players have a qm mmr anywhere near a lvl 10 player
you dont need to go into full damage mode over someone saying the mm is shitty
it is shitty
they talked at length about it being shitty
>>121650043
Okay, well what panel. I have the ticket I probably missed it on some Q&A that I wasn't watching.
>>121649847
>CORRELATION
pretty sure you're the retard
>>121650192
Right after the starcraft one.
Li Li at 55%, safe from nerfs
no idea where these butchers numbers are from
>>121650192
Actually I think it was shown on every stream as simulcast. Pic related.
>>121650421
seems pretty obvious
butcher, lili, leoric - heroes that are easy to play and noobs have trouble playing against
vikings exception in that he also stomps noobs but also attracts players that are actually good with him
oh no it's mister voicecrack with the closing speech
what happened to the little jew that usually does that, the one who also had the opening speech?
>>121650421
Buffs / nerfs to each of the shown characters here are completely unnecessary.
Only Tychus, Gazlowe and Rehgar need buffs and only Sonya and Uther need SLIGHT nerfs
For Sonya all they have to do is replace Ignore Pain with something else. Perhaps a 60sec CD where she gains infinite fury for 5 seconds?
>>121650850
Chen still needs buffs
>>121651085
Chen is competitively viable and has a solid niche. He's fine. Diablo is still maybe a bit shaky but he's workable now as opposed to utter trashcan tier he was before
>the next three heroes are done now
>the earliest they will all be out is dec 29th
blizz pls
>>121651272
playtesting period is no joke m8
>>121651405
>heroes still come out unbalanced and/or bug-ridden anyways
lmao nice 8 week playtest
>>121651405
they havent fixed or balance changed a hero from ptr to live
>>121651272
but anon, you want that new matchmaking system before next year no ?
na>eu>kr>ch
how long will white people reign in hots
will the orientals be punished back in their countries
>>121652117
KR will hear that they lost in a game, so now they will get serious players involved.
>>121651205
I think you're mistaking having a niche for being competitively viable.
Fact is, he has almost no place in anything and even when he does he can still be outclassed very easily.
Is it to late to go USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>121652464
It's never too late
Chris Metzen is weird! WEIRD!
>>121647898
please tell me moralez gets a volley ball as her E
MENGSK IS NOT IN DEVELOPMENT
NOT IN DEVELOPMENT.
>>121653158
Didn't someone datamine his ability names recently?
>>121652925
is he fun?cute?
>>121653270
From Metzen himself.
Also the last datamine was in 2013, so no.
>>121653358
He's not a panda, but close enough.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
>>121647898
Got a picture of Chen with a beach cooler?
When do I get to hop around? It's all I want to do now
>>121653951
3 weeks from 10 days from nowmaybe 4
>>121653951
cho'gall first, then lunara.
So in a month
>>121654147
;_;
>>121652301
Fact: you're retarded
>>121654350
Oh alright. I bet you play a ton of Chen and know how it is
>>121654716
I bet you pee sitting down
Li Li anon got kidnapped on the way to blizzcon
>>121654971
good riddance
>>121654971
Again?
>>121654971
GOOD.
>>121654971
Kidnapped or arrested?
>>121654971
Hot.
>try to join party
>something bugs the fuck out
>am stuck and unable to leave party or even communicate
>restart to find match is already underway
>>121654971
>>121655459
>it's true
>>121655502
>>121655459
>pedoshit goes to blizzcon
>sees a girl in a li li cosplay
>can't contain his degeneracy
>rapes her
>imprisoned for the rest of his life
DEAD THREAD
>>121659145
Everyone is hiding. They afraid ofUSA! USA! USA!
>>121659145
the keks at blizz shot their load
instead of people having shit to talk about for weeks we got two days
who /dryadcunt/ here?
>>121659443
sproink m8
>>121659443
>>121659624
hell yeah.
>>121659320
>tfw no union jack greymane
>>121659624
I know that's not real but I still want to bury my face in that butt. I don't know why.
>Unranked
>Paired with level 14's
>>121660090
it might be a trick of the picture, but it looks like she actually made a deer asshole in her costume
>>121659624
>the lighting actually makes it look like she has some kind of butthole and dryad pussy
Fuck.
>>121660153
I hide my rank 1 for a reason
>>121660153
that isnt really bad, placement players could easily end up way above rank 14
>>121660153
I get paired with placements at rank 1 all the time. It's really annoying
But 14 isn't anything to complain about, they can actually be rank 14 behind that placement marker. At best they can be rank 5
Horsepants really is a midget.
>>121661593
Isn't Grubby 5'10? What the fuck is with these manlets?
>>121655459
Always in our memory
Man, and Grubby said Murky was the worst hero in the game.
>>121662098
Horsepants is 5'3.
>>121661593
>you will never have true bros to play vidya with
mewn + horsepants together on ts is a top tier 'pretend you have friends' stream
>>121662375
But he's a he is he not? Don't males default from 5'9 and up?
Where does one find legit teammates who want to go competitive? None of my friends are any good and they keep using the excuse of "hurt it's just a game, bro" and I find that mentality to be pathetic
>>121661593
HORSEPANTS commonly jokes about his height.
>>121662471
Aye. Definitely my favorite streamers when Grubby isn't on
So when is Cho'Gall coming?
>>121664628
17th, but you only get him if you have a friend who has him
>>121664628
on the 17th, cool your sack
>>121663583
Try reddit. You certainly won't find them here.
>>121664791
>>121664807
I had a Blizzcon ticket so I'll get him when he comes. I just want to share the cho'love with everyone when it happens.
>>121664842
>>121664842
hey we have the best vikings na
and I broke 3k the other day I'm totally going places
>>121663583
What's your MMR?
>>121665127
and top chen na
>>121664995
>>121665127
Nah trust me I tried playing with this place in competitive many months ago and this is how it went.
>hey guys i'm looking for some people who wanna take the game seriously and get better
>"oh yeah i'll join that!!!"
>"me too!!!!"
>add them all
>no one uses voice chat
>everyone just talks about memes the whole game and does whatever the fuck they want
>no attempt at making decent comps just fuck it who cares
>no coordination
>no attempt at coordination
>these are people who claim they want to play the game seriously
Honestly I don't know how old most of you are, but most of you can't stop your childish antics for a short while to try and play a serious game. It's not worth the effort. If you wanna fuck around and laugh then play with /vg/, but don't ever expect anything serious from them.
>>121665813
Who are you refering to?
We don't have any Chen mains at 4k
>>121665813
boner, stop.
>>121665876
Maybe you shouldn't add just random fucks but actually good players. Also what is your MMR.
Oh and 'serious competitive players' dick around with silly games too.
>>121666645
>Also what is your MMR.
is there an official blizzard site now?
>>121666834
hotdogs
>>121666645
Has nothing to do with skill level. It's just an attitude of fuck it lol who cares gonna fuck around and spout memes. And yeah they fuck around occasionally, but most games they take seriously.
>>121666929
Tfw only 2.5k mmr :(
>>121667026
git gud faggot
>>121667026
How the Fuck does this thing know my mmr don't I have to upload replays
>>121667201
there are 10 people per game, Anon
>>121666929
is that an official blizzard site?
>>121667267
stratospheric mmr detected
>>121667384
i dont use the site m8
>>121667026
And you want to play with the big boys?
>obligatory blog post
i'm trying as hard as i can captain!
newd thred
>>121669258
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>>121669258
>>121669082
>79 games - 8
Fuck, I've got 80 games and I'm barely 30. Do you just get matched up against better players when you win or what?
>>121667935
It's not impossible, but it would be quite unlikely to have a decent mmr without ever hearing about hotdogs; it pretty much means you don't do any sort of research.
>>121665876
Hey I got Skype and a headset if it matters