Mass Effect General - /meg/

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Best waifu

leora bast wifu

Cerberus are dangerous terrorists and just turn the galaxy against humanity

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Mass Effect 2 is great. ME1 and ME3 are shit.

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>>121610357
you don't sound like a human to me...

>>121609541

I don't get why he's so goddamn attacted to them. After all these years, even.
They're fun, but far from amazing.

What can I do to end up in a collage?

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>>121610352
>Ashley

>>121610697
the characters are literally the only reason i'm interested in mass effect

>>121610609
Samara would NEVER do something like that, she's pure.

DELETE this collage wg it is VERY unfair to liara (pure)

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>>121610609
best thing coming out of N7 day

>>121610609
>default female Shepard

Aaaaaand ruined.

>>121609413
You're right, the franchise doesn't need them, the people do. Why do you think we still have them? Do you think we wouldn't have done away with them completely if people were ready? Like how many chances have we had to move on from Bruce Wayne as Batman? To move on from Superman? Wolverine etc. etc. etc. but we always come back. Why? Because the people want it. If you can't understand that, then there's no point to argue, you dense mother fucker!

>>121609691
>The dictionary definition of noisy minority.
You cannot say these things and expect a sincere dialogue, unless what you want is to just troll people or start flame wars.

>DAI sold over four million and was very well received.
>Never made the NPD list once
>Sold over four million
>No source to back it up
Bioware had to pay 150 billion dollars in ramification for Sera, though. See, I can pull numbers out of my ass as well.

>>121610697
I just wanna know what happened. And yes, there are better characters. In books, in TV, in movies, in comics, but these are the ones that clicked to me. Sue me.

>>121610807
Same here. I might as well admit my guilt of attachment to shitty fanfiction tier characters.

>>121610617
Nice collage western

found 2 of my posts on it, thanks

>>121610441
*blows e-cig vapor in ur face*

>>121611119
>female Shepard
vomit

>>121610138
>Which character has the most pathetic waifufags and why is it Liara?

Sounds about right, if we're going by the faggots who constantly want to kill themselves over a fiction character, or who are TOTALLY IN LOVE with her.

>mfw half the posts in the collage are either me or referring to my posts
all of you pawns are trapped in my web and you don't even know it. i'm maneuvering you like puppets

>>121610138
BT grihls behst ghrihls! !
Excellent collage WG

>>121611178
Why is the Illusive Man such a prick?

>>121611141
>the franchise doesn't need them, the people do

Not really. Considering how well received the new, shitty characters in DA:I were, people are more than welcoming to new stuff.
It's what you need, not "the people".

>you dense mother fucker!

Calm down, you fucking child.

>>121610138
>N7 Day 2015 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Et481TNgE

And people still claim that N7 day shit is not product of EA marketing department. Nope! Chuck Testa.

>>121611665
Because he's white

>>121612004
>Nope! Chuck Testa.
good god

>>121611665

Mass Effect's got to have the edge and grit, mang.

>>121612004
Even if it wasn't originally, Bioware certainly pushed the date for 2 years in a row now so it's been embraced by them and they (EA) will certainly manage to get it legal somehow and sue everyone out of any rights to it.

Zaal'Koris was right

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>>121612004
>Nope! Chuck Testa.

I didn't even know what that references until I looked it up. your reddit is showing.

>>121612905
>I didn't even know what that references until I looked it up. your reddit is showing.
I don't think reddit even uses that anymore.

>>121611746
>Considering how well received the new, shitty characters in DA:I were
If I recall, people didn't like Cullen, Josephine, Solas, Cole, Sera, Blackwall and Vivienne is mixed, but mostly bad. People liked Leliana (old character) Morrigan (old character), shaved dwarf whose name I forget (old character), Iron Bull (new character), Cassandra (not exactly new character, but eh) and Dorian was OK (new character). So 7 out of the 10 new characters were rejected, for the most part, by the fanbase. And, honestly, it's not so much that they were bad, just unremarkable. Except Sera. Sera was awful.

>It's what you need, not "the people".
I've given you many examples why the people want old things. You have given me DA:I and I have debunked your claim. This is what the people have told me. Maybe not the people from BSN, or the people from reddit, or even the people from /dag/ but that's what they've told me. Actual people that actually played the game. And, you know, I actually liked Cullen and Blackwall, but I hated Iron Bull, so some people will give you different opinions, yes. But what you are talking about is the exception to the rule and, frankly it seems that the burden of proof is on your side and you've done nothing to reinforce it, other than throw accusations at me about how I can't cope with things. Thank you very much, I cherish your concern for me, but I don't require it.

>>121612905
what should we do to make /meg/ insta turn-off for leddit fags?

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>I bully people for having a deep love/longing for their waifu

>>121613268
Post coin-slot gingeys.

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>>121613334
>tumblr

>>121613126
I think Iron Bull is the worst bioware companion to date, what the fuck happened to Weekes

>>121613268
move to a nsfw board and post futa-, inflation- EDI-vore, accompanied by "ASHLEY WAS RIGHT" or "GETH GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" regularly in hope that it triggers them.

>>121613640
>anime

>>121610352
>quite possibly the worst female in the game

If you didn't let her die on Virmire you were playing the series wrong.

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>>121613783
>Weekes
is that a DA companion?

>>121613783
No, that spot is reserved for Sera Breeches? but he's managed to surpass Aerie. Still not close to Tali, though.

>>121614035
Patrick Wee-hey, are you baiting me?

>>121613126
>If I recall, people didn't like Cullen, Josephine, Solas, Cole, Sera, Blackwall and Vivienne is mixed, but mostly bad.
And I recall the opposite.

>bla bla bla This is what the people have told me.
Who are these "people"?

>Maybe not the people from BSN, or the people from reddit, or even the people from /dag/
You know, that's quite a bit of people. What makes the "people" you've talked to better at dicerning character quality than the tonnes of people on Reddit, BSN, Tumblr and /dag/? Because from what I've seen, all those people seem to like them, and the game.

>You have given me DA:I

And Star Wars. And Star Trek. And Halo.

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>>121614259
>hey, are you baiting me?

would never dream of it.

>>121613802
>"GETH GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE"
wait, this is more offensive to them than the quarian genocide ?

>>121613334
>I have a deep love/longing for my waifu

I'd post the same image as you did.

I want dag to leave.

>>121614882
this, i'm getting sick of being picked on just because I have the least sl*tty waifu

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>>121614764
Because geth are THINKING, feeling PEOPLE and you have NO RIGHT to assume otherwise!

that screen is actually from hentai-foundry

>>121612431
Can we get some Drell hating pic and opinions?

>>121614629
>And I recall the opposite.
So people hated Leliana, Morrigan and shaved dwarf guy? Also Iron Bull, Dorian and Cassandra? But they LOVED Sera. Is that what you're telling me? No sir, you are in the wrong here.

>Who are these "people"?
People who actually played DA:I, people that I know personally and people from online gaming communities such as this one and actually from a video game site that I work for as well. Part time, of course, but I do write reviews as well as news articles for them. I'd gladly post it, but I don't advertise, you see. Do you want a list of how many people I've talked to? The number of anons may be inflated.

>>121614629
>You know, that's quite a bit of people
I wouldn't know, really. I don't visit those places. Maybe you can give me a ballpark estimate.

>And Star Wars. And Star Trek. And Halo
But that's not true! I am sorry, but I see no reason to continue this conversation with you.

>>121615181

I remember one guy got really fucking upset about the fapfic where Liara turns super slutty.
It was hilarious to watch.
"SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT!" "NO, SHE LOVES SHEPARD, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!"

>>121615394
>This is an anime website
Really? It seems to me that this is a video games board. Perhaps if you want to avatarfag your children's cartoons you could take it to one of the numerous dedicated boards.

>ME2 Jack is the most insufferable cunt you've ever seen
>ME3 post-loyalty Jack lost the chip on her shoulder and is the kind of bitchy that pushes all the right buttons
>can't pursue a relationship because you disregarded massive cunt Jack

thanks Bioware

>>121615181
FUCK, and I've insulted my computer so many times, well gotta prep for PC police now

>>121615478
>"SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT!" "NO, SHE LOVES SHEPARD, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN!"
post the fic, that was probably me

>>121615435
>So people hated Leliana, Morrigan and shaved dwarf guy? Also Iron Bull, Dorian and Cassandra? But they LOVED Sera. Is that what you're telling me? No sir, you are in the wrong here.

You should check out the greentext, again. That's not what I said at all, and you know it.

>>And Star Wars.

Tonnes of games, books and comicbooks that doesn't involve muh Skywalker.

>And Star Trek.
DS9 doesn't involve the Enterprise. Generally.

>And Halo
Halo Reach is one of the best selling, best received Halo games.

>>121586183
>Niki Minaj style? That's terrible.

>He doesn't want to see Miranda suffer the humiliation of having the biggest fake ass in the galaxy
>He doesn't want to see Jack gloat over how pathetic it is for an already fat assed slut to get implants that large
>He doesn't want to see Miranda have such a freakishly large booty that only batarians and vorcha want to sleep with her, even Jacob thinks it's gross

>>121615617
Did you get led astray by Tali's virgin act or Miranda's exhibitionism instead?

>>121616043
You can stop responding. This is the last (You) you'll get out of me. You're strawmaning and cherrypicking and I don't know why. It's almost like you're getting paid for it.

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>>121616705
blegh desu senpai

>>121616705
Kelly is merging with Jack! This is serious! What's going on? OH GOD! IT'S ALLERS! SHE'S DOING IT!

>>121616705
>Liara's face

>>121615342
I can't even muster the energy to hate drell because they're just so boring

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>>121610138
Nice collage, Western. I'm not sure if I feel a tiny sting of pride or embarrassment over that some of my posts ended up in it. Maybe both.

So based on the last thread, the N7 day presentation was wowitsfuckingothing.jpg, with an Interstellar vibe (not a good thing if true btw) and maybe Shepard?

>>121610352

Truth.

>>121617057
i'd be disturbed if i was being pinned down by a swamp beast as well

>>121616705
Tali's 3 fingers without gloves look even more disgusting

>>121617327
I waifu Tali, and i must agree. Also, engineering tasks must be hard with only three fingers.

>>121616467
Tali, not that virginity status was an important factor.

>>121616705
>No BBC
I can't get aroused by this.

>it's a quarian level

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>>121616705
>Allers

>>121617471
>I waifu Tali
I've got some bad news 4 u...

>>121615394
>this is an anime website
U fucking wot?
There's an anime board and it's one of the worst
Even if it were true it wouldn't be any less awful.
Anime a shit.
A SHIT

how does saying "see you tomorrow" mean anything in space?

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>>121617667
>it's a Kate episode
Oh wait, wrong general.

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>>121618000

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>>121618069
>LOST threads
Deader than Ashley on Virmire m8

>>121618037
Obviously there's a universal system of measuring time
But whose sun is it based on?

>>121618189
Reminder that /a/ got BTFO by /sp/

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446538591935.webm

>>121618361
At least you got a reason to post that gif again. How long have you been holding on to it?

>>121618598
Explain.

>>121618594
maybe an average of the council races different home worlds

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>>121613268
I dunno, talk shit about their waifu? Which waifu do you think is the most popular on different sites?

>4chan is Jack
Because she's faux edgy.
>tumlr is Liara
Because she's a mary sue.
>Bioware social I don't know. Tali?
Because the people who post there are cancer.
>Redchannit is Miranda
Because muh perfect genes.
>Gamefaqs is Kelly
Because she's easy.
>Ash is reddit
Because the mods are trannies.

Does that seem accurate to you guys?

>>121618594
asari got to the citadel first so them I guess

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>>121618598

Except /a/ and /sp/ are allied against the /v/ermin menace.

>>121618667
Shit. Wrong link.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446543371914.webm

Just keep the volume down.

>>121616705
>no futa

dropped

>>121617136
should be embarassment since I usually pick out the most disturbing comments.

>>121618667
are you the paki with the terrorist beard?

>>121618758
tali is tumblr

What's the sauce of the yogurty samus pic in the OP? I cropped and reverse searched it, and nothing. Can't find it on any of the boorus either.

>>121618864
It's a good thing nobody knows who posted that "cum on her hair" comment, right? Right?

>>121618758
>Ashley is the Youtube comments section
Because she's dumb.

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>>121618667
Since February 24, 2010
Why couldn't Evangeline Lily be a model for an ME character? I would enjoy killing her

>>121618929
>tali is tumblr
I dunno, there seems to awfully many webms, gifs and pictures on there featuring Liara and her big blue cock.

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>>121618858
they really aren't.

>>121619103
want to romance locke...

>>121619191
There is a massive amount of tali stuff

Femshep is Tumblr's waifu

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>>121610138

>Jensen Ackles as Shepard

>>121619347
No I mean in the webm

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>>121619478
Maybe it's says more about me than them that I mostly see Liara's fat throbbing cock over there. But then what does that say about you?

>>121619748
It says that I don't really use tumblr, and that you should go back

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>>121618000

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>>121619441
Go to bed, Victoria. Your bishoujo or whatever you call'em fantasies are not manly enough for meg.

>>121619723
No, that's Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGzRB4Pnq8

>>121619707
actually it's Dean Winchester Shepard

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>>121619347
Who's your waifu?

Do you guys read any fanfiction outside of the stuff on /meg/?

>>121619959
Get your namefags straight, Victoria is a tranny that likes girls

>>121619919
I don't either. You must've come there deliberately seeking out Tali porn.

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>>121619969
The one I deserve.

>>121620098
Oh, sorry then. Won't happen again.

>>121620098
>tranny that likes girls
That's so dumb, girls like dick, you like girls. Why cut off dick? You're just going to have to wear a strap-on instead.

>>121620098
I browse ff.net and AO3 daily
I wonder if today will result in a surge of new fics

is there a way to quickly decrease my galactic readiness level?

>>121618758
Ill corect you on tumblr.
They don't have waifu, they have hasbendu, and its thane, because both of theme are massive faggots.

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>>121619961

>>121620098

Yes, fapfics and stories involving my waifu. Other than that fanfiction is awful.

>>121616565

Oh, bullshit.
You said that people needed old characters. I pointed to DA:I, a game in an already existing franchise with new characters that people like.

You also pointed to Star Wars and Star Trek about how it wouldn't be the same without Skywalker and the Enterprise. I then pointed to the large amount of different kinds of Star Wars media that doesn't include Skywalker or anyone from the original trilogy. Now, I haven't actually watched Deep Space 9, but from what I've gathered, it's not about the Enterprise, and people still seem to like it.

We'll just have to agree to disagree, I think people will take to new characters just fine, you don't. Good day, friend.

>>121620360
I don't check daily but there are a couple stories I follow

>>121620450
>tfw read literally every decent story with my waifu in it

>>121616134
>implying I wouldn't fuck Miranda with Nicki Minaj's ass to hell and back

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>>121620402
>not liking Thane

>>121620662
>Implying you'd be able to reach her butthole

>>121620608
>>121620360
oh and what's your favorite fic?

>>121620662
>fuck Miranda with Nicki Minaj's ass
I don't think Nicki Minaj's ass would fit inside of Miri's vagina desu lad

>>121620669
I send him in to the pipes every fucking playthrough
That green slime, with his fake spirituality.

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>>121620098
hentai-foundry and futanari-palace
but I only browse it for its stories' literary value

>>121619001
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Reinbach/373132/Reinbachs-Patreon-Preview

Damn, sonny, that was hard.

>>121620098

Does fapfics counts? If not, no. If there's no sex, or waifus slutting it up to 11, I won't bother.

Adrian delaware Shepard meets Tarel'vani. What happens?

>>121620806
>>Implying you'd be able to reach her butthole
>implying I wouldn't fist her ass

>>121619103
>Since February 24, 2010
Gonna be 6 years pretty soon ...

>Why couldn't Evangeline Lily be a model for an ME character? I would enjoy killing her
I'm sure she isn't bad. Just that Kate was not a very well thought out character.

>>121619707
I don't see it. Where is it?

>>121620448
Truth be told, I don't consider Jensen good for that role. Too wise cracking and short. He could be Joker?

>>121620360
>>121620450
>>121620608
Oh ... any Jack fics any one of you might like and would care to recommend? Other than the usual stuff.

>>121621224
storyfics with slutty waifus sexing?

>>121621389
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9538411/1/On-the-Other-Side
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10314012/1/Moments-In-Time-Moments-In-Space
i haven't read this series because i don't waifu jack, but it's favorited by an author i like

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>>121621402
I like to read seduction stuff. Subtle usually or direct to the point, but almost never over the top.

>>121621565
Thanks.

>>121621402

Is that even possible?

>>121621806
>but almost never over the top.
>no fics about Ashley going to a club wearing wetlook leggings and visible thong straps

F-fug.

>>121621389

>Where is it?

In the right, above the bearded guy cosplaying Shepard

>>121621808
oh yes
i'm reading a ludicrously long story right now with liara+oc asari+shepard
not horribly slutty i guess, but lots of sexing

>>121621806
i go in for the sad stuff, stuff with the ending of 3 or start of 1, or meeting liara on illium etc

>>121621965
You might read that, just not from me. And I'm terrible at writing Ashley.

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>>121620669
>liking Thane

>>121619001
Reinbach, sorry, didn't see your post.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Reinbach/profile

It's his sole Samus pic though, could be there's more on his patreon but I don't pay for porn.

http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/r/Reinbach/383615/Reinbach-383615-Miranda_and_Kaidan.jpg

oh boy...

also for OCD:
http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/r/Reinbach/347915/Reinbach-347915-Shadowrun_Commission.jpg

>>121622139
Oh .. fuck! Yeah. I see it now. Must have been blind or something.

>>121622170
>i go in for the sad stuff, stuff with the ending of 3 or start of 1, or meeting liara on illium etc
Could you explain in greater detail?

>>121622301
And for once somebody directs me to a picture where there is no futa or woman with a strapon pegging a man. Thank you, WG. I appreciate it.

>>121622737
>Could you explain in greater detail?
I don't know, I just like it. It's fairly autismal
stuff like
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8152285/1/Making-Things-Right
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4386779
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4295376
there's a couple good ones to do with the memorial wall as well. there's 45 mshep/liara fanfictions on the entirety of AO3, so i'm a bit limited

>>121622737
reinbach doesn't do futa or pegging

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What is the best track in the entire Mass Effect series and why is it "Leaving Earth"?

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>>121620669

He's okay.

He was my inspiration to make a pic of how I passed my evening on 31st of december - 1st of january in China (red arrow with moonspeak means "beer")

>>121623935
>not vigil
>not the presidium theme
>not i was lost without you
>not an end, once and for all
>not farewell and into the inevitable

>>121623786
Well usually it's either futa pegging or strapon pegging.that I get linked to, when it's specifically addressed to me. I don't doubt that Reinbach does neither.

>>121623935

You spelled "Suicide mission" wrong there

>>121622737
>http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/r/Reinbach/347915/Reinbach-347915-Shadowrun_Commission.jpg
>no good fapfic of a Mass Effect waifu suckin' dick through a glory hole

All I want is Miranda or Ashley sucking BT or tur cock in a bathroom, is that so much to ask?
But no, all you get on MassKink is shit. SHIT!

>>121623935
>"Leaving Earth"?
nope, this one :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JvbD2Zc9I

>>121623935

That's not the Mass Effect theme or Uncharted Worlds.

>>121624741
mein neger
or is it meine

>>121623935
that's literally the worst

>>121624894
Mein Neger is right.

>>121624894
dunno man, I'm not deutsch

>>121624178
>vigil
definitely top-tier, but not the best

>presidium theme
are you even trying?

>i was lost without you
"just like Leaving Earth, but not as good"

>an end, once and for all
more or less a reprise of Leaving Earth

>farewell and into the inevitable
...zzzZZZzzz...

>>121623935
>Leaving Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaFOzZYMiMo

>>121625174
those 2 years of german in high school are paying off!

>>121625263
>"just like Leaving Earth, but not as good"
they sound nothing alike though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_CfpCnESA
this shit is great

>>121625308

Jesus Christ....

>tfw could never stand Vigil

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>>121625263
>farewell and into the inevitable
NO NO NO, ANON, I DON'T WANT TO FEEL AGAIN

last 13 seconds of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXCM0lZxh4U always remind me of pic related

>>121625308
this is like an April Fools prank, isn't it?

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alri' lads?

s'carn

>>121624446
>Suicide mission

Literally the only track that can rival "Leaving Earth".

>>121626030

Somehow, she looks even trashier there.

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>>121626405
>/sp/
not even once

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>>121621068
>>121622301
Thanks senpai

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>>121626292

i was well asleep tЬh

just saw the new trailer, bit shit really

sⅿh

>>121626485

She looks as beautiful as ever cunt

>>121626536
>this event
>not the GOAT stalker
/SP/ really is good at everything
UTV a shit

>>121626536

That's /trb/, an autistic general about an autistic game. Sadly, we can't get rid of that vermin

>>121626169
>>121626405
>>121626536

based /sp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

>>121626650

Aren't Glocks already double stacked?

>>121620885
probably this one
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7278544

>>121626536
there's a reason /sp/ is one of the worst boards

>>121618667

Was that guy cücked on a dance floor?

>>121626169
>tfw was there when TORRES happened

>>121626536
that was god tier

>>121627248
most of them are, yes

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>>121627313

Never forget

Cerberus did nothing wrong.

>>121627287
>>121626536
F/a/ggots on suicide watch

>>121627313
me and my friends were at our cafe drinking beers and watching the game, the place was full because of the game. Everyone went apeshit when he scored .

>>121627307
Nah. He is fucking the gynoid.

0-4 I do my homework due sunday night
5-9 I replay the entire trilogy and put it off

>>121628213
The only thing TIM did wrong was that he didn't have anyone who stayed clear of all Reaper tech who could've killed anyone indoctrinated as a failsafe. Unless that's why he let Shepard turn himself in to the Alliance... Holy shit he actually did everything right.

>>121631180
get cracking

has eddrf disappeared or just not tripping

>>121632381
disgusting

>>121631716
Yes, dad...

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>>121632381

>Non-canon femshep into meth

>>121632381
>N7 stripe on wrong shoulder

>>121632570
he's there on and off, but usually leaves his trip off except when he gets spotted. which is pretty easy.
there's another anon who writes in the same style as him though so they sometimes get confused.

>>121632806
that looks like default canon mass effect 3 femshep though

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>>121633150

>Femshep
>Canon

>>121633150
>femshep
>canon

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>>121632806

daily reminder that Bioware has always considered femshep to be more canon than dudeshep

>>121633927
>replying a memepic with another memepic
nothing to be proud of there, senpai

>>121632570
I'm lurking. I'm here often but I've not had the urge to post much. I'm the guy who was bothered by the colony ship design in the last thread.
I'm about to go to bed so I wouldn't have posted if you didn't ask a question, but I think this should serve as a good enough answer. I'm around, watching and I'll be back tomorrow.

>>121632381
>tfw no druggie gf who thinks she looks like a galactic hero's hypothetical female version.
It's probably a good thing, from what I know druggies are very hit or miss, mostly miss, then hit because of how unstable many of them are.

Goodnight /meg/ stora bröst, waifu drömmar

>>121633305
The more i look at her eyebrows, the more confused I get. Does she have a small pair of sub-brows, are they supposed to be wrinkles? Am I too tired to realize something obvious? Are they skinflaps used to anchor her gigantic animu eyelids during sleep?

>>121634524
Daily reminder bioware a shit.

Looking at the Tempest it remind me of the Citadel.
Doesn't look so bad to be honest.

>>121634689
>implying it was worth putting any more effort into

>>121634524
>le early Shepard prototype was a woman using Jade Empire animation

>>121634929

It reminds me of something, but I can't quite place it. I don't think it's the auto turrets from Halo 3.

>>121634524
>always

so why did they use a literal model as model for maleshep but not for femshep and why did they change her look in all 3 games?

jabba the hutt 1
ashley 0

>>121635346
because straight males (the group bioware is pandering to with this series) wouldn't buy a game with a lead female protagonist

Buff waifu's sexy, fit backs?
>>>/s/16279590

waifus listening to l*wd depressing R&B?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FE-Pwm2cyc

>>121635763

Yeah, no one bought any of the Tomb Raider games.

>>121635763
>>121635994
As games like Tomb Raider and Metroid show, games can be perfectly successful with female protags. The problem is that publishers disagree, because publishers are retarded.

>>121635693
Looks like a spider

>>121635994
you think a new IP would have sold well with just a female protagonist when Mass Effect first came out?

>>121636579
>>121637019
Also this, Tomb Raider and Metroid are legacy games that got their start well before gamers were up their own asses about "pandering" and "SJWs".

>>121635763
that didn't really answer the question

>>121638762
it's because they knew they were going to use the male character in every advertisement to draw in all the male gamers, so they wanted to make him look as good as possible

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>>121635843

the weeknd a shit tЬh, tell you're waifu to step her game up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyN5sp9pGA

>>121639447
d'angelo is good too senpai, just doesn't fit my mood right now
besides, nothing wrong with waifus banging out ovoxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLWvuRgTCE

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>>121635843
>>121639447
>>121639832

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>>121639832

>nothing wrong with waifus banging out ovoxo

i can't argue with that, i'm just memeing

the weeknd isn't actually shit and house of balloons is bretty gud

but is your waifu into that grown folks shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlrDwS8vl08

>>121640283
krauts can't into romantic waifus?

>>121640826
>but is your waifu into that grown folks shit?
oh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHB0EWtfqBQ

Why are people getting in a tizzy about the sports channel?

Anyways, is anyone else bummed that the galaxy and Shepard is still alive and the Reapers were defeated? I was hoping that Andromeda would be about the races of the Milky Way fleeing the Reapers and colonizing a new Galaxy. Would be a good way to retcon the ending of 3.

>>121641225
Ark theory

>>121641205
yes I'm sure that's it and I never in a lifetime meant your choice of music.

>>121641631
waifus liking romantic music = romantic waifus

>>121641225
I was hoping synthesis end was canon...

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>>121641817
>synthesis end


on another note, i am upset at all these impostors posting vomit images

>>121641817
I don't mind all the space magic, but synthesis takes it too far.

>>121642073
>avatarfagging

>>121641817
control should be canon ending...

>>121642501
i post like one per thread though

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>>121641205

m8, so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxTXmKrr4YY

>TFW my sperg Shep got Wrex killed by a tranny in ME 1

>>121642781
probably less to appeal to SJWs and more because the femshep autists are VERY vocal about the fact that they like to play as a female

>>121642760
don't want to get too offtopic but I recognize that song from a freddie gibbs' sample

>>121642951
I don't see the problem

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>>121640826
>>121641205
>>121642760

thread just got a whole lot more patrician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_WDLAH8pKc

>>121643223
>that dance
every fucking time
why is she so perfect?

>>121643087

I'd call it a madlib sample but yeah

it's used on Shame

Wait so...no Shepard in andromeda..........?
Nope, not buying.

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>>121643507
>buying

>>121643507
we've known this for ages but I guess if you want free replies this is how to do it

>>121643723
not even going to pirate andromeda desu

>>121643507

Why would you care about the Normandy's most boring character?

>>121643507
I'm happy there's no Shepard in 4 desu, assuming you make your own character. It makes things more immersive.

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what are these lights if we're the only ones in the galaxy??

>>121644578

We meet at least two new races there.

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http://www.californiacoasterkings.com/mass-effect-new-earth-the-new-4d-adventure-at-californias-great-america/

>live performance

>>121643898
>Normandy's most boring character
You mean Liara?

>>121644875
WE DISNEYLAND NOW

>>121643898
You mean Joker?

>>121644578
are you actually this retarded or are you just pretending?

I just want to say that if Mass Effect is leaving the Milky Way I don't want anyone from the old games to appear. I'd like it a lot if Andromeda is just a place settled by accident and the people living there have nothing to do with the Reaper wars.

>>121644875
What the fuck does 4D mean

>>121644875
this would be cool but unfortunately it requires me to go to california

>>121645590
4 Dicks, the amount of dick Liara takes nightly

>>121645772
>>121644882
liara on suicide watch

>>121645751

What if you a were already in Cali? Like I am

>>121644875
>a Reaper, a villainous machine ship
I'm not sure that description is accurate

>>121645590
3D effects screen combined with stage effects like smoke machines, spraying water, falling confetti, whatever they use to make things seem more real.

So Andromeda is a confirmed sequel to 3?

It's 9 o'clock, do you know where YOUR waifu is?

>>121646736

Yeah and you'll play with Shepard (Female only, Hale comes back)

>>121647269
Except the trailer implies no Shephard or Shephard-related characters, but a bunch of hardened criminals exiled to the void of interstellar space to sacrifice their lives finding out where the Reapers come from.

>>121647584
but...we know where reapers come from

>>121647269
>dudeshepfags on suicide watch

>>121645905
>Normandy's most boring character is still interesting enough to take 4 dicks a night

does not compute

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>>121645772

>>121647584
we know where the reapers came from thanks to synthesis

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LEAVE LIARA ALONE

>>121648000
>>121648530
The reapers had bases outside the Galaxy. That's where their going.

>>121648357
ngl i'm a liaraboo

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>>121648719

ok faⅿ

>>121648719
i love her too lad but you have to learn to laugh a little bit or you'll destroy yourself

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>>121649123
>but you have to learn to laugh a little bit or you'll destroy yourself

NEVER

>>121648884

i can admire an equal opportunity shitposter

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>>121649601

I know it reflects poorly on me but I laugh every time I see the wojak spammer in /v/ console war threads.

>I'm supposed to check the shadow broker base after EVERY mission even though it takes a solid 5 minutes to jump to the mass relay, fly to the right system and planet, slowly jog down the hallway, then do it all in reverse to leave
Fuck this

>>121650650
why do you need to check after every mission

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>>121611251

for you

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>>121650930

>>121650717
Because that's when the investment things and free minerals/research refreshes

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>>121650930

>>121651178
are you really that desperate for resources?

>>121650650
>not just saving before clicking on the terminal, then loading when a non-desired reward shows up

Step it up, Kumpel.

>>121651306
I would rather do this than scanning for them

>>121651453
...does that work?

>>121651845
either that or saving before you leave the normandy and entering the shadow broker base, I'm not sure which one right now, you need to try it out.

jacq best wifi

luara ok gril

>>121652741
Learn to spell, please.

Which is worse

Driving the Mako, or scanning for minerals?

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>>121652741
u dontd need jacq 4 wifi

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>>121618667
>Explain
/a/ forever BTFO

>>121652905

joch bees wyfo

>>121653142

If you ask me, driving the mako

>>121653142
Mako x1000 because it's actively frustrating instead of just tedious

>>121653142

Hmm. I don't mind the Mako's handling, but scanning for minerals satisfies my autism.

Although it does get boring. Probably in the long run, scanning.

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>>121653142
>>121653783
>>121653887
>not liking the Mako

>>121643507
>no Shepard in Andromeda

This has been known for quite a while now. Are you literally retarded?

>>121654802

>liking driving through empty maps

Whatever pleases your autism, senpai

The Mako was so bad I have to wonder wherever its fans are a product of the usual hipster contrarianism we see online or just simply outright trolls.

>>121655172
>autism

It's like you're not even trying.

>>121655172

It's not the journey, it's the destination!

...the destination is the same prefab installation every time

>>121656018

I think it's induced by nostalgia but maybe you're right and they're trolls

>>121655172
So... the maps are the problem then, not the Mako?

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>>121654802
*starts to respond, then hits a small rock and flies wildly through the air before landing in the complete opposite direction*

>>121656018
>>121656187
literally no one in their right mind thinks planet scanning was better than the Mako

why does literally no one visit shepard in jail

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>>121656498

Shepard is that one person in a friend group that people will tolerate if they try to involve themselves but no one actually likes them enough to reach out themselves.

>>121653216
underrated post

>>121653229
absolutely based GET

>>121656697
but i thought *insert waifu here* loved him

>>121656342

I never had problems driving the Mako though I've seen people having weird bugs but not me so yeah, driving through empty planets is what bothers me and I don't know how are they going to treat exploration in ME:A but I suspect it will be something similiar

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>his waifu UNIRONICALLY didn't try to bring shepard back to life

>>121657079
Who's the transgendered individual next to Liara?

>>121657190
Michael Jackson

>>121656890
This. Maybe it seemed crappy if you're used to babby-mode games where all you do is point the vehicle in the direction you want to go, but the Mako wasn't actually that bad.

>>121653142
Scanning would be fine if I could hold more probes...I keep running out and have to fly back and forth buying more just to scan a system to completion

>>121657714
you could have had infinite probes and it still would have been tedious as fuck

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...

The sequel with Control ending is still possible.

>>121658284

Every ending is still possible even the bad ones like control or synth

Alright I'll never actually get around to finishing my last run, so time to start the whole series over from 1

Who should I bang /meg/ and why shouldn't I chose Liara. Nothing against Ash, she has loads of reasonable views on aliens especially, I have just never done a run where she lives so she's never been an option

I will probably choose Liara no matter what

>>121658716
1: liara
2: liara
3: liara

>>121658464
>even the bad ones like control or synth
>control
>bad

HAHAHA... NO.

>>121658835
Will she love me and make me feels special, the blueberry jailbait she is?

>>121659059
yes
she'll upset you a bit in 2, but she makes up for it
she tells you she loves TWICE

>>121658995

>Being indoctrinated
>Good

>>121658716
It's hard to remain faithful to her in 2 but it's worth it

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>>121658995

>>121659216
If Shep was indoctrinated, that Prothean VI on Thessia wouldn't have worked for her, and indoctrination doesn't work fast enough that she would become so during that time period.

>>121659242
Yeah in my last go I was weak and poked Miri and she died in 3 for it when I went pure blue. Made it all too depressing desu in the aftermath to continue so here I am.

I think after my first vanguard run I'll try infiltrator this time

>>121659659
>her
>she

lmao

>>121659216
>>121659407
>Commit a genocide is a right thing to do!!

These destroykeks... tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

lol

>>121659242
>allowing yourself to be tempted just because Liara isn't around
You don't DESERVE HER...!!

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>he didn't pick synthesis

>>121659880
Commander Shepard himself to Sovereign in ME1: "You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine, and machines can be broken."

>>121659880
>implying humans and sentient creatures don't need to come to terms with the idea that we must sometimes do the unthinkably ruthless in order to succeed and thrive

Rome would have died a mudhut shanty on a hill if the world listened to people like you

>>121660121

God that line was fucking terrible.