can't escape the dart edition
Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.
New Heroes (Added to Beta this coming week):
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/mei/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/dva/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>list of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
first for anime
>>121573971
old thread
>>121602620
>>121602831
Reminder
We don't want poorfags in the community
We don't need poorfags in the community
>Blizzard game will have a half-dead community.
Blizzard could literally charge 120 dollars for the game and one of your testicles and it would still have a sizable community, how can anyone actually be deluded by this?
I'm not even defending the price scheme, but get a new line of argument you guys.
Do we know what stream we're watching for the Overwatch panel in 10 mintues?
>tfw game looks really fun
>tfw don't have friends to play with and playing with pubs will be hell
Fuck.
>>121603074
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr/theater
>>121602620
Are you proud of yourself? Does this make you feel good, anon?
ITT: Forcing memes like darts through a skull
>>121603156
>tfw game looks really fun
>tfw friends don't want to shell out $40 and would rather just keep playing CSGO instead
You could have prevented this Blizzard
need some moms teach teens r34 of mercy and d.va desu senpai
>>121603258
cry me a riverreal talk though this shit is weird af
>>121603135
Its a lot less about willingness to pay and a lot more about ability to pay
Lots of people in these third world shit holes dont have access to credit cards. It keeps people that literally have 0 funds out at the gate.
Does gamestop usually honor pricing errors? Theres the gat out of hell incident, but thats just one
>>121603164
thanks m8
>>121603057
>Bioware game will have a bad story.
Bioware could literally shit on a piece of paper and the resulting script would be better than anything that any other developer could produce today.
I'm not even defending their story formula, but get a new line of argument you guys.People actually thought this way before Dragon Age 2.
>>121603338
I've fapped to weirder
>>121603338
HOW YOU LIKIN THAT GENERAL CULTURE FAGGOT?
Does it make youinstantly orgasm?
>>121603343
Also keeps people who are willing to pay out as well. How can people not see this? You keep out a large potential playerbase, some who are willing to pay. Thinking it's good that Blizzard is locking them out is stupid. You're not just locking out BRs and slavs, you're locking out a lot more people than that.
And the game will ultimately suffer for it, there's no way it can have a huge competitive scene, which is what keeps a game relevant for long periods of time
>>121603010
reposting Q&A autism guy:
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/vdwmps.webm ]]]
and dodging question about paying heroes after initial 21
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm ]]]
We always had mostly consoles as our main focus
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/obeyve.webm ]]]
can somebody say something when they start talking about overwatch
>>121603565
>that spaghetti overflow guy
The autism is real.sorry
>>121603451
>fapping
>not just taking a dart to the head
>orgasms not instant
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
Missed panel yesterday. Anything good?
>>121603712
Apart from Kaplan playing some sick dodgeball and literal retard no.
Holla holla get dolla
>>121603917
here comes another chinese earthquake
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
L-lore hype ;_;
>>121603780
the pure unadulterated spaghetti
>>121603551
Actually that's one of the only good things about it. F2P games have the worst fanbase, not that this will be much better.
lip smacking guy NOOOOO
OVERWATCH PANEL INCOMING
>>121603712
`you missed disabled tranny asking about if controller works on PC
>>121603780
Wheres the tumblr one?
LORE STREAM PLS!
Lore time.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
>>121604115
>>121604149
>ustream
how long will that last?
>>121604073
Playerbase will always be bad. It's something inherent to online anonymous communities in general. The only difference is that the OW community has a decent chance of being dead in a few years due to locking out a large amount of potential playerbase
wait was that it?
>readability is really important
>so our first set of skins fuck with that
>>121604115
What a fucking dumb question this thing asked
Why did they clear the front row
it begins
IT BEGINS
>>121604290
It's been on for awhile now.
metzen you faggot
>>121604369
it's the retarded privilege that tumblrites have
she wants a custom overwatch controller for pc becase SHE needs it and Blizzard owes her
>tfw Hanzo, Zenyatta, and Genji are 5'8" like me
>>121604290
lasted whole HS q&a
>>121604387
Cosplay
>>121602620
i dont get this whole dart thing
Comic announcements please
OH FUCK ITS METZEN, LORE RUINED
>that hand touch
Um
Any network links for vlc?
>>121604524
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
>lore and story
I mean everyone know this was what this panel was, it's even in the name, but i'm still disappointed.
>>121604594
>No Pharah/Symmetra
C'mon guys
>>121604556
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/mainstage
>maps tell stories
>>121604556
>using vlc
>>121604594
>Anybody else think like this?
not that specifically, actually no.
>>121604524
It's someone trying to force their "kek so funny lmao" meme
was CS:GO 15$ on release?
>>121604713
>>121604594
>no morrison or reyes
Cmon you gotta feed the fujoshits
Based English Gov, fuck the robots
>>121604842
>"kek so funny lmao"
somebody got his bottle popped :^)
>Brits are slavers
>not murricans
m8, do you even know what the 7 year war was about?
Wakanda confirmed
DOOMFIST
holy shid, young gabe newell in the house?
omnics dindu nuffin, they just want to live in london
I see this parallel with muslims in england
>no playable doomfist
shit game
>empty chair
hmm?
>>121605031
Robots want fucking welfare, remove robo kebab
>>121604951
jesus christ
stop trying to make "bottle popping" a thing, it's not
all of you faggots shut up with trying to make your memes a thing for a week, bring the porn already goddamit
Feels like they are pulling lore out of they're asses
>all these faggots not instantly orgasming whenever they see the Overwatch waifus cumming uncontrollably
When is the lore stuff done? So boring
I want to know WHEN I CAN PLAY THE BETA
>>121605095
>general has one drawfag that does porn
>he will always make an instant orgasm dart version of whatever porn he makes for the general
USA USA USA
>people liking women
disgusting
>>121605271
They're not gonna say in this panel, fuck off.
>>121605271
Literally the whole point of this segment is the lore....
overPRICED
or
SUICIDEwatch?
it be nice if there were more dva art.
Who do I have to suck to get a beta key?
Paying 60 dollars for this shit grants me a beta key or not? It doesnt say that anywhere.
PUTIN
U
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I
N
>>121605406
Overwatch because we have to watch streams for the next 6 months ;^)
>>121605271
That would've been said yesterday had someone fucking asked
So 76/Morrison is Captain America?
>>121604317
>>121603551
Regardless of their willingness to play, most people still dont want them
Pay up, or stay on twitch.
Thats the bottom line
>>121605091
they gave them vote rights ...
>>121605406
>>121605479
No and there is 39.99$ version as well.
>>121605117
that's literally metzen's job description
>>121605589
ok, so even if I get a beta key i'd have to pay for it later?
Have they gone full retard?
>human pilot, I mean Russian pilot
russians confirmed not human
>>121605573
>>121605406
>$40 too much for a full game
move out of mommies house and get a job lel
Russia went full Pacific Rim
>>121604501
>they are all taller than me
>>121605573
kek, have a (You)
>>121605758
it's not too much for a full game, but it's too much for a f2p game with microtransactions
>>121605573
Brilliant, get them to upboat it on leddit so that the devs see it
>>121604115
The best one was the lanky retard who mumbled himself into streaming history trying to ask if Rule 63 skins would be a thing
>>121605873they hated it
>>121605758
full game? are you high?
Bunch of russian lore and stuff, russians wont be able to enjoy it cause its not f2p
>>121605843
> f2p
You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>121605768
Not as much as Korea.
Their story is literally "There's a big bad robot, so we made mechs to defeat him, but every year he adapts and comes back."
>>121605795
>They are all shorter than me
>>121605843
Also too much to pay for a game they might not enjoy for a lot of people. Tons of people won't buy it, my own ability to do so is irrelevant
>keep an eye out for easter eggs hinting at heroes we totally haven't decided we're going to add yet
>>121605843
It's not a f2p game. The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
>>121606012
That's great.
>>121605843
Why does it have to be f2p?
And wanting people to pay more for skins after paying $40 is pretty jewey but its totally optional and doesn't effect gameplay. Goddamn autists.
But this is 4chan after all, idk why I still get mad at autists here when it's a given.
Yay dialogue
updated, post em
>>121605873
it'll jut get removed by the mods or even downvoted
reddit is full of blizzfanboys
>"hey here's all these easter eggs for future heroes, see if you can find more"
>already announced that there wont be any more until some time after release
k
>>121606140
>The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
what was the last multiplayer only, no single player campaign game priced at 40?
>Tracer's enjoying every moment of being a hero
>She's having a blast
I just want to have fun and enjoy life with Tracer
>>121606326
Nice one tbqh
>>121606326
STOP TRICKY
>>121606321
Titanfall but Titanfalls problem was it had no launch content, not post-launch content like OW.
>>121606326
flibbity floo, here's your (you)
This panel sucks ass, they're trying to sell me on telling stories through maps and various art on those maps.
>>121606326
nice bait mate
>Lore for a Multiplayer only FPS
>>121605758
You should also tell us to go to a different country where paychecks are higher, asshat?
>>121606326
@BlizzardShitpost
>>121606326
This is literally what reddit wants.
>>121606448
tittyfall had a single player campaign.
why does this guy keep confusing right and left?
>>121606326
fuck off
>>121606494
TF2 does it
>>121606513
No it didn't, it had a fully bot filled MP
>>121606494
Would be fine if it had a single player story mode. Story for MP?
meh this wouldn't be the first time i payed $60 for a bare bones shooter that had qt girls
still no regrets
>>121606223
>>121606223
>>121606140
>It's not a f2p game. The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
take that blizzard cock out of your mouth before you speak, next time
>El Banko
THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
>>121606323
girls like that are a fleeting tempest
>>121606223
>there will never be an Overwatch single player campaign where you can dive deeper into this world
>you will get to "experience" the story and lore through posters on the map you're playing on
>>121606602
TF2 does it WELL
if you wanna build lore, build the fucking world
comics, cinematics, and other shit
you don't build lore by sitting in front of a crowd of 1000 people and just talking to them about shit that's clearly obvious or blantant bullshit
"hurr, we want to creat a world no one has seen before, so we made africa first world country with buildings instead of shithouses"
6'5 skeleton top kek
>>121606234
>>121606632
C'mon you 2, use your words as opposed to just greentexting
>>121606632
Why don't you continue eating the shit you've been and go back to playing your freemium shits you dirty poor nigger.
>6'5"
>7'3"
damn I feel short
>>121606480
Blizzard was long bought out and run by Jews, what did you expect?
Let's look at the facts knowing TF2 was essentially $20 (one third of a $60 bundle) and Overwatch is $40 by itself.
>TF2: 9 classes
>Overwatch: 21 heroes
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
>TF2: 4 maps on launch
>Overwatch: 7 maps
>Overwatch has 42% more maps on launch
>TF2: 3 game modes on launch
>Overwatch: 2 game modes on launch
>Overwatch is missing 33% of total game modes on launch
Overall the sweet spot price for Overwatch is roughly $30 based on hero and map content. At most it is slightly overpriced.
>>121606001
How is it not?
>>121605758
i would pay $30, $40 annoys the shit out of me for some reasons
>6'5"
>155 lbs
God damn Junkrat you fucking skeleton
>>121606661
I just want to be with Tracer. I will do whatever it takes to be with her and stay with her
>>121606773
They are doing comics and they've already done cinematic trailers and shit like this.
This panel is just typical Blizzwanking themselves
>>121606914
he's also missing a leg
>>121606857
>I went to a liberal arts school
i want to go back to when i was 15 years old and then i want to breed tracer
>>121606857
This is assuming they don't add more maps and game modes leading up to release, which they already said they were working on
Soft reveal? People figured this out ages ago
HOLY SHIT
REAPER IS MEXICAN
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>Graphic novels
yesssssss
reyes is white
>>121607017
Go away faggot, what makes you think you would be able to?
>>121607053
>Mexican
that's offensive, the correct term is "beaner"
>>121607053
EYY WANNA BY SOME ORANGES
I want to breed with Pharah's momma
>>121607104
LATINO
>>121607104
>Gabriel Reyes
>white name
kek
>>121607009
Nice counter-argument, faggot. I used basic maths to show the value of the game, not some fucking women's gender studies link.
>>121607017
wanna get rekt m8?
>>121606223
this seems like some kind of viral marketing effort
>>121606910
I'd pay $20, $25 at the most
They are just killing their own game.
i want to breed
>>121606223
>>121607104
he's latino
so yeah you're right :)
>>121607053
Who would have thought? I mean his last name is Hispanic his fucking face is Hispanic, I was sure he was from Germany
the short form comics look ok tbqh
Ok I am not usually against Blizzy cause I liked HoS and Heartstone. I dropped them after a while, but I can't tell that they are totaly bad.
But they are free to play at least and I can choose to pay for skip the grind.
Now why I should pay 40 Euros for a 5 map shooter game with no campaing and a gameplay that up to this moment seems to have all the limit that HoS has if you confront him to other moba ?
>>121607242
at least he's not a bigger. now i will be able to play him.
>dragons
how is there dragons in a cyberpunk game
>>121607104
Torb is one of the founders
but gets no respect in the game
>>121607218
please go back to grade school arithmetic you're giving me second-hand embarrassment
>metzen squeezing his semi through his jeans over his blond self-insert
>>121606223
r8 fagit
is that a dragon? Reindhart best guy
where are those dumb faggots who thought Reaper was black? What's it like to be retarded and wrong?
Special guest
TF2-esque comics confirmed
they really nailed the jewish guy
i want to play so bad. ive needed something to fill that shadowrun hole for years.
HAPPENING
OVERWATCH SHORTS HAPPENING
>>121607316
You shouldn't. Let Blizzard feel their idiocy and it will go F2P after a bit
>the hell was i talking about?
C O C A I N E
O
C
A
I
N
E
does anyone have a height chart of each character?
"So these are the kids, this is what Overwatch is all about"
And starts to choke
Glorious!
Movie confirned
>>121607420
well he's Mexican so we're half right
>>121606910
Cuz youd be paying 40 for starcraft or d3. Something with legit lore
FUCK OFF KIDS
>>121607357
>Roughly 50% of $20 is not $10
>20 + 10 is not 30
You're right, embarrassing yourself like this is just fucking shameful
>Reinhardt fighting dragons
Nobody caught that?
OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>121607459
>Roadhog with a teeny tiny tea cup
Roadhog is moe!
MOE
>>121607459
>>121607468
These are literally tf2 comics
OH SHIT ACTUAL REVEALS.
Did they really have to freeze the cinematic at that frame where the kid makes the most retarded face
>>121607592
>>121606857
>TF2: 9 classes
>Overwatch: 21 heroes
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
>TF2: 4 maps on launch
>Overwatch: 7 maps
>Overwatch has 42% more maps on launch
>>121606223
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>121607143
>BUY BUY BUY
>>121607519
At first I thought the kids are real and they would introduce them!
This story is so much better than other online games. I almost feel sad that the game is fucked by Blizzard's business decisions. It could have been so much more
any link for blizzcon? or livestreamer?
Winston eating a banana top kek
>>121604594
What happens when they hit Roadhog?
>>121607759
jesus christ, this is the only one of these where the guy isn't a faggot
props to you for maining multiple classes instead of being an edgy fuck who only plays mcree
>>121607759
>"maining" 6 characters
>60$ first person HotS
>60$ console port FPS
>60$ free2play pay2win garbage
>8 months till release
>beta is a lie
>SJW characters
>Blizzard fanbase is retarded
>Unreal Tournament 3
>Brink
>EVOLVE
>Overwatch
>Soldier actually has face animated under the mask
>>121607759
Think you are missing the point of Main and waifu/husbando, you indecisive slut.
>>121607727
9 divided by 21 times 100 = 42.8% on TF2's side
Go back to grade school if you don't even know the fucking formula to work out percentages.
WIDOW'S HUSBAND
More fuel to the fire for my theory that Overwatch should have been good guys v. bad guys without the robot bullshit.
>>121607727
I think they were going to do 9 characters good guys, 9 characters bad guys, and they were all going to be counterparts/nemeses to someone on the other team. When they abandoned that model they added new characters.
TIME IS ON MY SIDE
*fast forwards 6 months into the future*
OVERWATCH IS DOA!!!
>>121607941
But that's what blizzard wants us to do.
Damn, these look good
I thought they might skimp out after the original trailer
>>121607759
>4 waifus
What the fuck
>>121607709
That kid has been talked to by Tracer for the first or second time.
This is exactly the face ANYONE would make, including you.
>>121607967
evolve=overwatch desu senpai
OH MY GOD THAT CRISPIN FREEMAN
>>121607316
I'm so sick of people trashing this game without knowing what they're talking about.
This game has 7 maps, not 5. Dorado, King's Row, Watchpoint Gibraltar, Hanamura, Temple of Anubis, Volskaya Industries and Numbani.
Also note that whole panel could be compressed to " We do the same what Valve for with TF2"
i'm in the beta, do i still have to pay when it comes out? i thought this was going to be free to play. considering selling my account for 200 euros now
>>121608043
these shorts cant be cheap or easy to make but they're taking the smash and grab route with the game itself
I don't get it.
Ah, cinematics. The only good thing Blizzard produces anymore.
So is it basically Meet The ____ for each hero?
>FEELS
Fuck this cancer
>>121607727
you are so fucking stupid
>we're doing our best to copy TF2
this entire panel summarized
>>121608091
Fuck that I would try to grab that ass
>>121607104
who is the girl
is that supposed to be widomaker? looks too brown
GIVE MASSIVE FEELS
>>121608005
>42.8% more characters than tf2
>not 122.2%
>feels
inb4 metzen feelguy images
>>121608126
8, Hollywood.
>>121608176
pharah's mom.
MILF #2
>feels
GET OUT METZEN
>>121608176
justice rains from above mom
Is Metzen high?
>>121608152
Are you kidding? Cinematics are the one thing Blizz almost always does right, they're exceedingly good at it and their production process has got to be massively streamlined by now. They can shit out a better cinematic in two days than most any other company can over two months.
>>121608170
>>121608131
That's a good thing though. TF2 shouldn't be the only class based shooter that gets in more story through cinematics and comics.
>>121608353
When isn't he?
GUYS
WHAT IF
GUYS
WHAT IF WIDOWMAKER IS PHARAS MOM BUT SCIENCE'D UP AND RESSED AND SHIT
>>121606223
RATE
DON'T
HATE
>All these people Complaining about how TF2 rip off is and shit
Then why don't you play TF2?
PEANUT BUTTER MEMES LETS GO
Time for Q/A and the autismos
>>121608353
when isn't he?
>>121608353
all the time, baby
HERE WE GO Q&A
>>121608416
did it occur to you that there are people outside of this thread coming here to shit it up?
Well? Beta information please?
>>121606857
>>121608005
kaiokekx40.jpg
ruh roh Q&A
R8 me niggers.
not watching but bros
tell me if something funny happens
shaky voice bruh
>>121608410
Read the fucking bios nigga, Widowmakers some French chick who killed her husband, who was in OW and leading an attack against a terrorist cell.
First retard question.
>Blizzney land
heh
> Q&A
>>121608748
canon
Overwatch = Watchmen Alternate Universe
Pharah = Silk Spectre (now with mom angle!)
Reaper = Comedian
76 = Night Owl
Genji = Rorschach
Of course that's where it stops. Archetypes, etc. just a dumb little comparison.
ITS THIS FAGGOT AGAIN
FUCK HIM
>>121608748
I can feel Disney's lawyers prepping
FUCK YOU
were there and good asswatch cosplays?
>>121606223
>>121608689
>reading
>BLIZZNEYLAND
FUCKING
>>121608748
that would actually be a really cool map
>>121608748
heh
>this cluckhold
Tracerfags on suicide watch
lesbian confirmed
FIRST DIVERSITY QUESTION
FUCI ME
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>121606223
>main
DVa
>Design
DVa
>Waifu
DVa
>trash
Symmetra
> gay characters
FUCK. DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
found the SJW
>>121608661
ok bro
>>121606857
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
If you don't see what's wrong with this I seriously worry about you.
TRACERFAGS ABOUT TO GET BTFO
Calling it. Zenyatta is the fag.
>>121608871
Nah, it's probably Zarya and Pharah, they're the obvious dykes.
So which hero is gay /owg/?
lol
A FUCKING FAG
Fucking tumblr cancer ruining everything as usual.
HANZOxGENJI CONFIRMED
>Wasting question on fictional characters' sexual preference
Head canon dude
fuck who you want
what if this hanzo killed metzen with his arrow
>THIS IS FOR NOT LETTING ME IN THE BETA
I hope that guy is gonna get beaten soon in the restroom
tracer and zarya homo confirmed
>>121606857
But accounting for inflation, it would actually be closer to 40$ :^)
>Are any of the characters gay
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
WHO FUCKING ASKS THAT SHIT
YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING ASK A REAL PERSON IF THEY'RE GAY JESUS CHRIST
DROPPED
>/u/
Ooooohhh yeeeaaaaahh.
>>121609029
Based Metzen telling SJW to fuck off and that they won't pander to them.
Fucking game and attracting these absolute wretches.
>>121608980
They're not going to trash toptier waifu bait.
It's going to be Zarya and Pharah or something.watch it be none of the chicks, toplel
>gay autist SJWs
I love Blizzcon
>>121609004
Roadhog and Junkrat
>>121607468 look at those fuckers
I feel like Bastion's story will be really sad;_;looks like an abandoned robot with a heart of gold or some stupid shit like that
KILLING IT ON PURPOSE THE MADMEN
>>121609004
The possibilities are:
Reyes and Soldier 76
Tracer
Pharah
God I hate fucking faggots trying to shove their gay agenda in every single facet of media and I hate the media for realizing they can manipulate and pander gays for money.
>>121606691
i'm color blind to certain colors and i can't tell the difference between your main, W/H and trash
>>121609075
the guy is obviously a faggot
faggots base their whole identity over how much they love dick and that's the only way they see the world
Junkrat and Roadhig I'm guessing
There's literally no way Blizzard would make the poster child and best waifu in their new IP a lesbian.
There's no fucking way Tracer is a lesbian. Not ever
>>121609206
>hi, I was just wondering about the details of these characters sex lives, that's what I'm most interested in
Wall-E but Wall-E replaced with Bastion
>E.V.E tries to shoot him and he turns into a tank
Fucking retards wasting time ffs.
Who /u/ here?
>>121609232
what was this dude's twitter?
i need to ask his dumb ass something
Winston is gay, calling it now.
>>121609280
Maybe Symmetra, Zarya is abit too obvious but eh maybe
What did Metzen say about SJWers?
Winston gay bara man trapped in ape's body
>Hey guys, I'm from leddit. I was wondering what the pay model is going to look like in the future after launch
I hope those fucking babbies never get a mic
>>121609372
He passed it to another guy pretty fast
>>121609372
he said that they dont want to pander to people with homosexuality etc.
>>121609328
>ilya
>grabbed gil-kun's crotch full on
>/u/
What is the point of preordering the game if I don't have an eraly access?
Anyone has any idea??
>yfw they make mccree gay
>>121609372
He said they aren't going to add characters just to pander to certain groups. If a gay character appears in the world, they will have purpose and be meaningful.
Hanzo is bisexual, calling it now.
This game is turning really fucking gay now, back to TF2.
>>121609207
Sucks to be you then.
Bastion gay for Zenyatta
Too bad monks are celibate
>>121609136
I saw that too, Metzen on point.
"Yeah, yeah there are fuck off"
Wait what if the gay chars are 76 and Reaper
Holy christ, this character is an SJW's wet dream.
>fat/muscular "strong" woman
>crazy hair color to show everyone how unique she is
>full manjaw
>basically a transgendered man, not a single feminine trait on her aside from her eyes
>>121609465
Gay characters:
Winston
Zarya
Pharah
Reaper
Bastion (Are you saying robots can't be gay you CIS shitlord?)
>>121608918
>>121606223
>>121609456
So I'm actually not homosexual since I touched a woman breats when I was a kid?
Guess I'll say that to my bf while I'm sucking his dick tonight.
>>121608612
Directv interview where?
>>121609425
here is how you are supposed to phrase the question
"would you ever consider charging for heroes in the future?"
>>121609557
I would laugh if she was not the gay character
>>121609557
>definitely a "diverse" gay character
>>121609460
you are a dedicated blizzbottom
>>121609465
>McCree gay
they shouldn't have even answered the faggot's question
HERE WE GO BOYS LANDWHALE
>>121609613
I have no idea where to find it.
LEAGUE OF JUSTICE
>>121609557
Watch Zarya be straight
>>121609480
TF2 is way more homo than OW
Also holy shit how are lorefags less autistic than yesterdays panel
>game is B2P so ruskies can't get in
>the only russian character in the game is gay
Haha, fucking Blizzard trolling all of RU
>League of Justice
You mean Justice League?
>>121609713
MUH BODY
>>121609713
Damn kinda wish we had a whaler/sailor/pirate hero guy
>>121609727
fuck f a m, I want that interview
>>121609591
>3DPD
You're not /u/, I can't deal with rational faggots replying, I'm aiming to trigger yurifags.
>>121609460
Widowmaker skin
the only predorder bonus
tumblr fattie is up, lets see what she has to say..
At least it was an actual story question.
oh man this is the blizzard audience?
LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE
>>121608479
>no waifu/husbando
Mei on the mic.
>>121609557
I want Zarya to be the girliest straight girl ever.
MAN THE HARPOOOONS
>>121609713
She asked a good question tho
>she didn't ask a SJW question
i'm shocked
>>121607759
>>121609746
>landwhale doesn't ask about diversity body types or gay
The only good landwhale out there
THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE
>>121609557
>not fapping to buff beautiful women in 2015
she's not fat. eat shit
>>121609870
I need pictures of Zarya in girly dresses
>>121609465
>Reinherdt is made a quantum-milenial transnigger
>>121609465
>mcree gay
Have you not seen brokeback mountain? its pretty much mccrees backstory and the reason why he went underground to hide from people for 2 billion years.
what did she ask?
Overwatch confirmed for Watchmen FPS
OpieOP
Where's the link to this shit?
>Metzen doesn't know his own game's lore
>At a lore panel
bravo
>>121606223
They don't know what the fuck they're on about
>>121610000
Why there aren't any fat heroesdem quads do'
76 confirmed for fucking nuts
>>121610015
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
>>121609915
No, but her body is impossible for a woman.
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/overwatch
>>121610079
Think all of them are high, don't blame them I mean look at that audience
>>121606223
>Main
>maining a heroDva or Roadhog
>Favorite Design
Dva orlucio
>HusbandoJunkrat
>trash
Tracer
I like how the devs always want Metzen to answer questions since he's a SVP he can't fuck up.
>>121609887
You're right. She wasn't bad for a landwhale.
The faggot tweeted this
>>121610097
>shell shocked veteran fighting a war that concluded years ago and stealing shit from all over the world to murder with
>in any way sane
Soundquake sounds like a Decipticon.
>>121609915
She's transitioning from fat to building muscle. Probably got so upset over the patriarchy that she decided to fight it hand to hand.
Also, this is an actual buff woman in 2015, something that I expect Pharah to look like under that suit of armor.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA
I SEE MORE WHEELCHAIR PEOPLE HERE THEN IN A WHOLE YEAR IN MY LIFE
>>121610139
>Same world where Captain America super soldiers exist
>Impossible for women soldiers to be massively buff
shaking my head to be honest
We got a cripple in here
Also
>THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
>THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
>THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
They're all fucking shit and you know it you jews.
Jesus christ, are they picking people to ask their questions based solely on their non-cis status?
>>121610261
>>121610261
It's like Soundwave
>"We're still developing characters..."
Jesus fucking christ, what a stupid fucking question. Are they literally retarded?
These fucking people, Blizzcon never disappoints
>>121610380
I WANT MUH DC TRACER COMIX
>>121610263
>that 50 Blessings tattoo on her left hand
Gotta get a grip.
>>121610380
what happened, m8?
>>121610280
Big population & sedentary hobby = lots more cripples.
I think game devs should get hazard pay for customer service.
>Blizzcon
I'm so glad leddit isn't allowed to ask questions anymore.
>so I was wondering if Tracer and Widow where fucking
More gay shit
>>121606691
>>121608836
>>121610041
>>121610241
>>121609895
Fuck off shit taste faggots, the amount of shit taste you have is curable only by a hanging
lel, of course they know about the porn
>90% of the people are sjws, fatties and literal retards
America
Why must games be SJW agendas... why cant they just be games and somehow had certain flavor text incorporated and not have everyone ham it up for doing a good deed.
Widowmaker x Tracer confirmed ex lovers.
>SLASHSHIPPERS BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER
Blizzard is aware of the r34 content.
>>121610627
Why do you think they make these games?
God damn it /u/ get off the question line
literally the worst question I have heard in my life
doesn't even make sense
>>121610630
Nope, just california. It's a giant cesspool of degeneracy, crime, and retards.
>>121610669
I don't see how a mind broken assassin that only cares about getting the job done would have a lover. She killed her husband
>>121610139
who
fucking
cares
you're same as these SJW faggots bitching about a character appearance that has nothing to do with anything in reality. its literally TF2 heavy with tits. big russian from big cold russia with a big fucking gun
i fap to zarya, gtfo. i fap to some weightlifter irl chicks aswel. only thing i dont like is her leg armor
I'm not even watching the stream but the comments here already make think it's the best decision I've made all day.
I wonder what it's like to be so thoroughly disgusted by their fanbase.
No wonder they think they get away with this shit.
CONFIRMED CANON
>associate with
What the fuck
>>121610630
just trying to catch up to yurotrash
we've gotta work on our refugee game though
I hope every is gay.
>>121610669
>autism
why didn't you ask a better question fatbro?
>>121610706
>>121610706
That's not the R63/controller question from yesterday
>>121610720
>being this jelly you aren't a master race californian
it's okay, maybe you'll get lucky in another life
>>121610847
Me with the hat
>>121610616
>YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATCH MINE
>>121610820
This is why Ion hates WoW Q&A and does it most of the time on Stream where he can select the questions
>>121610139
>her body is impossible for a woman
I don't know man, I think I saw a gorilla in a suit of armor in one of my games, I wouldn't put it past the devs to take some liberty with character designs.
is there a re stream of the shitty interview
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE YOU STUPID KID
>this kid
Is this going to be a fucking Korra Asami bullcrap, i really don't like tumblr.
>8 year old asks a better question than the socially retarded fucktards before him
>Metzen's favorite character is the one who's a good guy turned evil through some tragic event
Not even surprised.
>>121610793
I don't care, it's just a man.
DEDICATED WAM
>Kid asking about the glasses
that was pretty cute
Because he can't see without them you fucking idiot
JUST BREAK MY GLASSES UP.
Little kid is not really smart.
Literally saw from those short teaser that Winston "Father" wore the glasses
WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PARENTS
Literal funking kid has a better question than 90% of other overweight autistic retards.
Great Q&A. Laughed my ass off.
>>121610847
me taking a selfie with my main ho
it was a better question than the faggot question and the /u/ shitter
>>121611113
>mad cuz a kid is at blizzcon and he isn't
The salt is real.
76/Morrison 100% fucking confirmed to be Metzens self-insert/character wank
>>121610769
Before she became who she is today, obviously.
>>121607459
>>121607468
>Greymann giving dollarbucks to Scout and Heavy
>>121611035
Don't hate on his fetish.
>defending
>team of 2 tracers and 3 hanzos
>mfw
>>121611113
It's a blizzard convention man, even the pedophiles are too beta to talk to anyone.
>>121610256
this is truly pathetic
>>121611196
So what she was cheating on her husband with Tracer?
>>121610769
>She killed her husband
Because she found a qt genki waifu.
Tracer is love. Tracer is life.
I want McCree to Deadeye my butthole
S E L L O U T
E
L
L
O
U
T
>this panel
Ugh
>>121611359
>>121611364
I knew it, the slashshitter faggots are going to run with this. Cake on the delusion now so when she's confirmed not gay, their delusion is already million dollar strong.
Time for an nVidia commercial on pay-per-view.
>>121611359
>>121611364
>>121611196
Fuck off lesbian shitters. They literally confirmed no gay shit is up with Tracer and Widowmaker. Your garbage ship has been sunk
>>121611548
Yeah Reaperx76 is canon
>Nvidia has the best Price / Performance
FUCK YOU NVIDIA
>>121611494
>she's confirmed not gay
They'll never do this. You have to confirm characters are gay to appease the gays but everyone else may as well be neuter for all they care.
>>121611548
They literally confirmed "in the trailer you may see something that sort of indicates that" which is code for >this ship is popular so we went with it for /u/ funbux and progressiveness
>>121611359
Tracer is pretty playful with her in the cinematic. Deep down Widow feels something long buried by her augmentation, and it scares her.
>>121611548
Buttblasted Tracerfag denying the truth which is in front of them. Don't fight it. #lovewins
>>121611195
Now we know why he's balding
D.Va is cute! CUTE!
Summarize the last hour in 3 wordsWaste of time
>>121611195
no shit http://www.sonsofthestorm.com/report_soldier76.html
This thread is nothing but random shitposts. Calm down.
>>121611652
They won't confirm it, but they'll confirm who the gay character is and the idiots will go "well Tracer is gay too", tumblr101.
Real talk though i'm banking on Roadhog and Junkrat, they'll "break the mold".
>>121611494
>>121611548
>mad cuz their waifus don't like men
The envy is real.
>>121611732
>Tracer is pretty playful with her in the cinematic
I think that is just how Tracer is. Playful personality
>mail from blizzard
>CLAIM YOUR FREE DIABLO IN HOTS
>mail from blizzard
>CATCH ALL DA AKSHUN FROM BLIZZCON
>mail from blizzard
>UNLOCK ARTANIS AND PREORDER SOME SC2 SHIT
>mail from blizzard
>WATCH BLIZZCON OPENING
>mail from blizzard
>OVERWATCH
>...: ORIGINS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-PURCHASE NOW
MEIN KAMFPLAN ON STREAM
>>121611810
> though the term ‘super soldier’ will likely NEVER be used
>Metzen points out they can't use it on stage
Holy shit Metzen
>>121611195
he literally is
Soldier 76 is an exact rip from an original comic Metzen did in the 2000s about a second American Civil War. He is even called Soldier 76 in the comic.
Is the jeff kaplan interview being streamed
Are Tracerfags literally kekolds?
>>121611732
Delusional lesbianshit. I'm not the one denying what was literally confirmed by the people who made the entire story and the characters
who here /mei/
>>121611973
kek
This is confirmed canon, right?
>>121609756
It's just 30$ here anon, maybe even 25. Wouldn't count on 'can't get in' part.
>>121606223
>>121611859
That won't break the mold, and Blizzard isn't that brave. If they do that, the gays will get up in arms and say that it's a disparaging portrayal of homosexuals because Metzen is on record as saying those characters are stupid and immoral.
>>121611678
>Autism
They confirmed that they don't like each other, and that you'll see that in the upcoming shorts. Did you not see them fighting ion that preview?
Tracerfriend is so mad about getting keked by a lesbian that he's taken to responding to the same post multiple times in some instances.
>>121612161
Minus the shitty art, yes.
this is great question!
good question!
horrible...
So when is the next Beta wave? Sunday?
>>121611859
I can dig it
>dumbass criminal duo, also stupidly cute couple
>>121612161
>>121612272
Not even in your dreams
>>121612313
never
>ammo was too hard to tune, so we took it out
>the game is simplistic because we're lazy
Can't wait for TracerxMei or TracerxZarya to be confirmed to BTFO out of TxWM
>>121611732
>Deep down Widow feels something long buried by her augmentation, and it scares her.
I hate shippers, so much.
>>121609756
games in russia get a BIG CUT,
Witcher 3 was $60 but in russia it was for $15
so you can expect OW will go for $10
>>121612246
The guy asking the question was asking about quarreling lovers/ex-lovers based on what happened in the first cinematic, and they said "yeah pretty much you can see it in the second too".
Leave it to a Tracerfag to not pay attention and then call others autistic just because they're right.
>>121612368
You don't know that nigger, I've actually been dreaming it.
>>121612474
Good thing that won't ever ever be confirmed. I want lesbian fags to leave and go back to /u/
>>121612107
I like Mei a lot because she reminds me of my ex.
>>121612209
But they didn't choose to be gay, they simply chose to be stupid and immoral.
>>121612474
>TracerxMei
That also works.
MercyxD.Va for age gap yuri.
>>121612504
>Metzen mocks the internet for slashshipping shit
>One of the lead devs says "they don't like each other"
>Slashshippers think this is "proof"
>>121612474
>tracer, zarya, and widow are all les
>tracer x widow is the main ship, and zarya is more of an alpha that fucks everyone and doesn't stick around for relationships
upvote blizzard criticism on rebbit, save the game. tigole can't handle criticism he'll be forced to cave
>>121606223
heroes with movement mechanics>the rest
>>121609557
>Not wanting to feel those bulging muscles
>Not wanting to be made feel tiny and submissive in comparison
>Not wanting the satisfaction of a powerful women pursuing you and being attracted to you despite how weak and inferior you are compared to her
>>121612695
Oooh MercyxWidowmaker. Healer/Killer
>take out player names!
jesus christ how much worse can this get
>>121612069
>>121612246
>>121612489
>Getting this upset over absolutely nothing
It's going to be a fun several months.
TORBJORN USES HEAT
MEI USES COLD
THEY SHOULD HAVE SEX
Hey, Takuat, go fuck yourself.
meinkapf just confirmed for going to subreddit for suggestion
>>121612784
Sorry, I don't want LoL FPS. I'd rather all those redditors not play the same game I'm playing, thanks.
>>121606223
I just pre-ordered. Been a while since a shooter has caught my interest.
I didn't know people assumed it would be f2p, I assumed it wouldn't.
>>121612751
Where are you even coming up with this?
Read the post. I'll greentext it if it helps.
>The guy asking the question was asking about quarreling lovers/ex-lovers based on what happened in the first cinematic, and they said "yeah pretty much you can see it in the second too".
Leave it to a Tracerfag to not pay attention and then call others autistic just because they're right.
>>121606223
>>121612817
Mei x Pharah, trained soldier/clumsy girl
>>121612938
Love you too bud <3
stream link?
>>121612942
Hope he likes what he sees.
It's too bad this question about a ranked mode couldn't have come up in the Q&A, it's a good question.
>>121612894
Sure, give the fat girl daddy issues....
>>121612894
Sorry, Toblerone doesn't get any ships.
>>121612981
>playing tanks
>playing bastion
>Instant orgasm dart
Hello new fetish.
>>121606223
Why isn't there more Bastion art? He is a cutie.
>>121613036
>lovers/ex-lovers
Not implied or stated anywhere, just that they have a history of fighting each other
Tracer is the cutest and purest in the world!
And she is STRAIGHT!
>>121613143
Be my gf?
>watch stream
>"oh no, there is going to be a bunch of retards slashshipping after this"
>come into the general
>>121606223
thanks for distracting us marketer
>>121612981
this is not a shill post
>>121613136
Didn't the pre order literally begin only yesterday?
And people say Reddit and /v/ are different.
>>121612894
Torb likes pounding robots.
>>121613348
Straightly homosexual.
After Blizzcon let the thread die
>>121612751
They were fighting in the first trailer senpai.
Nobody thought they were vanilla lovey dovey.
Nobody got blown out by the confirmation that they weren't.
Everyone knew that, if anything, the question was what history they had together of sucking eachother's clits.
So the guy asked the question at the Q&A.
The devs said yes.
Posting big, fat, hypnotized ice tits so I can force myself to do this paper and get a laugh out of my 4chan vacation post.
>>121612894
mei x jaina ice dildo lesbian sex when
>>121612981
Bruh
>>121613183
>playing tanks
I like to learn how to play all the roles in a game. Then I can fill in for the team's needs.
>playing bastion
He looks neat and he is cute.
I'm not in the beta so I haven't gone hands-on with him. Seems like a good defensive character by his concept.
>console to PC port
>casual
>shit
>$40
>>121613350
oh anon, you've made me as happy as an attack helicopter can be....
>>121613036
>quarreling lovers/ex-lovers
Jesus, hear what you want to hear huh?
Mei/D.Va for the win.
MeiVa forever, yo.
>>121613463
But how else will be voice our impotent outrage?
>>121613426
No, there are clearly more white knights here.
>>121613463
>implying bitching about streamers, not getting into beta and the blunder of the game won't keep this alive
>>121613171
>Toblerone
>>121613645
Shit pairing.
>>121613503
The devs literally said nothing happened between them when asked about it. They even acknowledged that the ship is popular with the retards, but nothing happened. Get real
>>121613645
CONFIRMED
they have official art together
>>121613348
not one character will be straight in this sjw pandering game, get that in your head
>>121605416
something about mechs ;_;
>>121607241
>>121607383
>>121607759
>>121610041
>more than one husbando/waifu
sluts.
>"Wow this ship is pretty popular, and the question came up"
>"I guess we better tease it since we confirmed gay characters in game 4 minutes ago"
>Tracerfags on /vg/ get royally buttblasted, start trying to strawman like crazy
>steve jobs wannabe faggot
>talks a lot without saying anything
>looks like he has cancer
>blizzard has cancer
>its terminal
>6 months left to live
>Overwatch DOA
>>121613503
>5 blaster kills
:3
>>121613513
I'm going to get a fap out of this soon enough
Are they actually letting more people in the beta as time goes on or was it only those streamers?
>>121613750
>The devs literally said nothing happened between them when asked about it.
Way to prove you didn't even watch, immediately shut your ears when the question came up, and are now substituting headcanon for their response.
niggas i just got mine invite
are there any guides for tracer? this is mine first fps game
sorry for mine english
>>121613645
>Mei/D.va
>Mei-dee-va
Medivh confirmed for Overwatch.
I get the feeling that the price tag means blizzard doesn't trust the interest to sustain long enough for a f2p model to succeed so they want people to pay up front before knowing whether or not they actually enjoy the game or want to play it for more than the first month of release
Genji's crotch looks like a surprised Zenyatta face...
Preordered my game yet, /owg/?
>>121613285
I absolutely love his design, his colors and textures are so ridiculously pleasing. Plus he has the only good reskin in the game right now. Character wise he's an innocent mute nature lover, so pretty similar to Pryo, no surprise I love him.
Bastion needs to be appreciated a lot more, I think he gets a bad rap sometimes for being annoying to deal with in game.
>>121614060
im dying
>tfw gonna wall my friends in with mei
the iceblock outplays are gonna be so fun too
>>121614016
The irony of this post is not lost on me.
>>121614032
Yep. Going with low or no pay entry is the way to build a big playerbase, which will make more money in the long run. This screams quick cash grab then leave it running with minimal resources
>>121614060
Aren't Genji and Zenyatta pals? Cyborg/Robot dicksucking confirmed.
>>121614121
>That little doot doo doo when he ults
>>121613995
pic related, this was 30 minutes ago
Nobody would be surprised when Zarya is confirmed lesbian, why are they surprised about the other obvious dyke being confirmed lesbian?
>>121614103
Don't worry, I will =D
>>121613645
>>121614248
>
I'm lazy, not retarded anon
>>121614121
I like his semi-tragic story
>Likes life and nature
>Only fear humanity because they attack him
>When attacked his combat routines take over and he gets violent against his will
Poor thing.
>>121613995
they're doing more invites, it's just they're inviting an astronomically low number of people. out of 7 million beta signups they've invited somewhere between 10-20k people so far.
what's with all the old hags in this game?
based d.va saving us from all these old, used goods
>>121614248
STOP TRICKY
>>121614248
>what is inspect element
>>121614285
Cute enough drawing, but crackship as fuck.
>>121614271
zarya aint lesbian breh.
She just needs a strong man
>>121614317
Lorewise it was an established organization that collapsed and then rebuilt or something.
dva is a goddess
>>121614187
>mfw delusional waifufags think that citing developer comments in a public interview is ironic
>>121614353
>>121614271
>mfw d.va is the homo
So like what is the story here?
The cinematic trailer told us the backstory but why are people fighting now? Why did they show characters like Bastion in the trailer even though he was one of the robots they were fighting? I am confuse.
>>121614474
what in the fuck?
so who was the confirmed Homosexual in overwatch?
>>121614646
Dva and Mei fammie
>>121614390
She carries around vehicular-mounted ordnance. And can run while doing so.
She doesn't need a strong man, she's the Strongest Woman in the World.
>>121614646
Currently unrevealed.
>>121614646
The players
>>121614646
Not Tracer
>>121614646
Tracer
Mercy
Zarya
D.Va
Mei
delicious cake
>>121614646
none
homos btfo
>>121614016
that's big talk from someone who's talking about TracerxWidow
>>121614646
They mentioned Tracer and Widow have a history, but you can't say that without a certain someone going berserk.
They might not even be after eachother's pussies anymore, but that's not enough to sate his butthurt, he's not thinking logically.
Zarya is likely though.
>>121614760
tumblr is on suicide watch
>>121614285
>>121614484
All 2D girls should be lesbians. 2D girl love is the purest around.
>>121614746
I think it's time for you to stop shitposting
>I pre-ordered overwatch for the epic waifus and progressiveness, this game will be awesome!
You're the same idiots who will be in 'video game purchases you regret?' threads in a year.
>>121614646
none, actually
the fat guy said there was, but metzen covered that up by saying "eh we'll see how the stories play out"
>>121614646
Tracer, they said she was delightfully quirky. Plus look at her. That hair.
>>121614646
not confirmed yet, but tumblr is running with it to label whoever they want.
>>121614646
Junkrat and Roadhog
>>121614484
Damn you got me.
>>121614746
that reminds me - I made a list of what futa/shemale versions of the OW girls might be like, and never got around to updating it for Zarya, Mei, or D.Va...
EVERYONE IS GAYEven the heros with spouses
>>121614317
I like to think all of the girls are d.va's age or younger
>>121615010
is it because they are australian?
>>121614883
>delusion
>>121615103
homos, with their mental disorder, think everyone is a secret faggot just like them
it's how they cope with being such a tiny percentage of populations
Most annoying lines?
JASTICI RAIN FRUM ABUVE
>Yes, there is homosex characters. "Multiple times over!"
>/owg/ insists that an clear dyke with time control powers will never be with another woman because there is no way there would be more than one homo, they definitely did not confirm multiple gays or anything
>>121614317
You're literally 19 aren't you
>>121615179
RAISIN MAH EY PEE EM
>>121614570
>Humanity gets roboslaves
>Roboslaves strike out and start a war
>UN/NATO/Everyone except Russia comes together to form a strike force called Overwatch which is lead by Morrison(Soldier 76)
>Overwatch saves the day, robots are now just living along side humanity but not every country has given them real rights yet
>Overwatch gets destroyed from the inside and is disbanded with people thinking Morrison died
>Morrison becomes 76 to track down whoever sabotaged Overwatch
>Everyone else becomes scientists, mercenaries etc for hire but there is talk of Overwatch being reformed with old and new heroes
>>121615156
and overall just nuclear radiation degenerates. Gay scat incest seems right up their alley
>>121615179
Anything that comes out of reapers edgy mouth.
Also Hanzo with all his fucking tropy as fuck dragon talk
>>121615179
She almost always gets shot during it.
>JUSTICE RA-
>>121615179
LET'S BREAK IT DOWN\
also, kill urself my man
>>121615224
nah I'm probably the oldest one here
>>121614103
Allow me to play the fucking beta and I will you scumfuck
>pre-purchase already available
>doesn't drop until june 2016
chinese could literally invade in that time I am totes gonna wait a bit
>>121615209
>clear dyke
Shit bait faggot. No one was confirmed gay, and Tracer definitely won't be
>>121615209
I hate Blizzard for unleashing this kind of retardation onto us.
If I buy the Origins Edition, maybe they'll let me in the FUCKING BETA
>>121615179
JUSTICE RA-AUUUGH*
>>121615354
there is literally no reason not to wait to prepurchase until the day before release if you're still interested in buying this
>>121615329
How old?
I need a good dose of canon.
Give me your Tracer x Widowmaker art now that it's been confirmed.
Funny thing is that it might have been fanon first that they turned into canon later, but I won't discriminate.
>>121615354
europe will probably be full muslim by then
rip
>>121612808
>that pic
>was it you who rang the bell of awakening?
>>121615329
Only a 19 year old would lie like that instead of stating their real age
>>121615464
>>121615446
c.uckold
Guys, I think I know who the gay character is. Stay with me here.
Good characters have flaws, yeah? Be it perfectionism, flawed morality, loss of humanity etc. Overwatch has a lot of characters like this....but there's one exception.
Mei. That's right. Mei is the gay character. Why? Because from what we've seen she's literally perfect. Perfect voice, perfect body, perfect personality. She has no flaws. She's the only perfect character in Overwatch.
And BECAUSE she's perfect is why she has to be the gay character. She has to have a character flaw because having perfect characters isn't fun, right? Perfect people aren't real, no one is perfect. Except Mei. That's why Mei is the gay character.
Animated shorts
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RLXImuVuJA
>>121615439
There's also no reason to buy it now if you can wait untill a day before release.
so who are the strongest heroes right now?
mccree, widowmaker, pharah, mercy, junkrat, winston?
guess i'll stick to tf2 then...
>>121615672
Japan is represented by two men.
China and Korea are represented by women.METAPHORS.
So, who's preordered?
>>121615635
I'm not sure who is more delusional and retarded. The lesbian shits or the ones who think this could ever happen
>>121615464
Spoiler because 2lewd.
>Mercy is an old cake
>Mei is fat
>Tracer and Widowmaker are lesbian
>D.Va is a Starcraft player
>Zarya is tumblr
>Symmetra won't take the poo to the loo
>Pharah is kind of boring, but is still the least worst
why are there no good waifus in this game
LET US PLAY THE FUCKING BETA BLIZZARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121615828
Normal version, just in case it might boost my chances for beta.
>>121615738
>obesity isn't a flaw
>>121615828
still waiting to see what paymodels will be
but basically gonna buy it anyway. it looks way too fun and i have 3 friends who preordered it already so i know ill have buddies to play with
The only way to get into beta is praying that Blizzard will send me an email right?
>>121615738
>Guys, I think I know who the gay
>>121609735
Of course Zarya's straight.
Mercy's gay. And has a one-way lust-crush on her.
But Zarya is rather oblivious to this, being so used to regular prod-and-poke examinations from doctors during her bodybuilding days that the otherwise-unusually-frequent number of checkups and physical-therapy appointments the Swiss woman has for her don't really register as odd to the big Russian.
I think it adds to the humor of Zarya being unaware of it, since, whether or not she knows Mercy's orientation, she can't really see herself as a focus of that, so any odd looks or reactions Mercy might have around her just get chalked up to the eccentricities of being a doctor.
"So... doctor wants to examine me by recording posing routine while naked... but did we not do that just a few days ago? Oh well. Maybe she has some new thing to study? Doctor is not one to argue with, I guess."
>>121615968
It's going to be difficult to convince people to pay 40 for the full game when you've already let them play it for months for free.
>>121615757
I just realized that Winston is wearing that scientists glasses
I guess that kid did ask the best question.
>>121615738
The only thing you're right about is that Mei is the lesbian. But it will be because she's the fat tumblr dyke character.
>>121615464
>>121615992
>in case it might boost my chances for beta
reddit mods aka blizzard reps say no
If you filter "delusional" you can filter basically all of Tracerfag's posts and his immense butthurt over the confirmation in one fell swoop
>tfw if this was pc only game it would be a 20 dollar game with no paywalled heroes or maps
>>121615738
> Because from what we've seen she's literally perfect. Perfect voice, perfect body, perfect personality. She has no flaws.
>>121615738
>perfect body
xDdD
ECKS DEEEDEEDED
LOLLL HAHAHA EPIKCKC!
>>121616204
whooa mama
>>121616185
Everyone who's not blind or mentally retarded already saw that.
>>121616257
Don't be naive
>>121614441
The fact that the mech is not closed really rustles my autism.
>>121615892
so mad about the canon ship.
I got your fucking blueposts somewhere my aspie folder, lemme get at em' real quick.
>>121615757
WHERE CAN I SEE these animated shorts?
>>121615738
:)
>>121615828
Waiting to see home the paymodel will be,if the future heroes are free,I'll go for the Deluxe edition to get Cool Girl with sunglasses Tracer and Security Force Pharah
>>121615738
You're right about the perfect part.
>>121616426
Oh good, I'm not the only one.
Which do you think made Tracerpal more mad?
The instant orgasm darts, or this?
I dont know, I think a 40$ wall is good way to weed out the retards from plaguing this game, I dont want another TF2 situation
>>121606616
>>121616478
How old is Gogo anyway?
shadman's tracer comics are amazing
>>121615464
>>121613513
Anybody else getting a Miss Pauling vibe from Mei? This drawing and the actual in-game model.
>>121616791
And russians
>>121603952
aeiou
>>121616227
>unironically trying to filter a non trip/namefag
>>121616856
His art maybe shit but he hits all my fetishes.
>>121616204
>DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS
>>121608217
Mfw he still doesn't get it.
>>121616856
>shadman
>amazing
>same sentence
>>121617010
>deleting good postable cheesecake
nah, fuck you aspie
>overtrash is 25th in viewers on twitch
LMAOYNNAISE
>>121617096
How is your 2bh and family not filtered?
>>121616856
based shadman has done overwatch stuff? shiieet time to fap
>>121617096
he's the best western adult comic artist.
show me someone better than shad
>>121617525
They're all shit stuff
>>121617525
fapping to shad "literally drew porn of his mom" man
>>121617497
Ster stream when?
>>121617653
I'll be on in literally 30 seconds. Come watch.
>>121617648
>"literally drew porn of his mom"
Link?
You guys better stay on your toes or else this'll be the next OP.
tfw Overwatch has less content than evolve at release.
The Origins edition isn't even tempting, the only nice skin the tracer one.
>>121617525
he sure does
>>121606223
>Who will you main?
Buzz Lightyear
>Favorite design
Rapunzel
>Waifu
Anna
>Throw them in the trash
Olaf
Sacriel is Playing Genji atm
>>121617785
Who's responsible for this?
>>121617767
Don't say I didn't warn ya
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/theshadling/mother
>>121617053
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
>21 is 57% more than 9
>>121617859
Man, fuck Sacriel. Such a pretentious piece of shit.
>>121606223
http://www.polygon.com/2015/11/7/9688324/overwatch-buy-to-play-blizzard-pricing-model-plans
>>121617859
He seems quite powerful
>>121617985
Time to fap
thank you based anon
>>121617785
I can make the thread right now if I wanted to with whatever OP I wanted to, retard. Don't act though.
>>121606857
I love when reddit posts here. Always gives a good laugh.
>>121617648
>>121617767
Jesus /v/ overwatch threads went through this exact thing earlier
>>121617985
His mom was probably a nudist. My mom would walk around naked after a shower sometimes when I was a kid and 1 time I drew a picture of her too. When she found it she started to cloth herself more. Parents can really fuck a child up mentally and not even mean too.
>>121618096
I think the point is that while everybody is tired of dartfag, nobody is doing anything to stop him.
>>121617985
gonna need a pic of his mom to compare it to, otherwise, that could be any generic female.
>>121618051
>"It's not our intention to dodge the question"
Anybody have a video/summery of the lore panel?
I missed it.
>>121618205
>posting Tumblr Universe outside of your containment thread
>>121617859
Is he a good streamer? I don't really know any. Link?
>>121603565
You know, I'm starting to think that King Spaghetti thinks that he can't play Tracer because he's a dude.
He's saying shit like,
>Some people like certain characters, so could we get alternate male and female versions of them?
I think he likes Tracer and wants to play Tracer, but thinks he can't because Tracer is a girl.
>Genji can deflect Zarya ult
That's fucking retarded
>>121618384
Mileage may vary
http //www twitch tv/ sacriel
>>121618363
>committing the same crime
>people actually like shadman
Do you people even have eyes? his art is shit.
>>121617986
9 + 9(.57) = 14.13
He's either underage or a fast food slave.
>>121606223
>>121618478
Don't shooty while he's spinny
>thread in autosage
>is anyone man enough to save us from the instant orgasm dart OP?
I dunno. Who'll blink first? Is this even a real threat? What page will inevitably be the one to turn chicken and jump the gun on posting the new thread?
>>121616204
good lord
>>121618524
I get a special hard on for shit art because I like to imagine a little loli or shota drawing it
>>121618648
>>121618648
>>121618648
>>121618648
>>121618648
Go away dartfaggot!
>>121618676
I say we let it die
>>121618524
I'm not trying to jerk it to picaso, he hits the right triggers for me even with his shit art.
>>121618503
>>121618363
>>121618205
At least post a better Gem, Pearl is the absolute fucking worse.
>>121618478
He literally has a Lotus Orb as a basic skill
nice game overtards
>>121618524
Yeah I'll never understand how anyone can like his art. He's honestly so bad.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/11/7/9688324/overwatch-buy-to-play-blizzard-pricing-model-plans
So this settles the doubts doesnt it?
Someone with the knowledge please make a new thread.
>>121618478
>See Genji
>He's deflecting
>Shoot my ult at him
>He deflects it
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD!!!!!!!
>>121618891
>polygon
>>121618617
Ult is a projectile
Deflect is instant
>>121618524
He's too rapey for me. Plus most of his stuff is just gross fetishism
>>121619041
It's literally a quote from Kaplan that directly states the worries about P2W hero stores are false, cropped out and screenshotted just for you so that you don't need to click the Polygon link.
You're getting your favourite kind of cake, eating it all, and then whining anyways.
ya know... she ain't bad looking.
>>121619420
Stop wasting your ult by shooting at a Genji who is clearly staring you in the face?
Catch him off guard or save it for somebody else.
>>121619525
There is literally nothing wrong with Zarya.
>>121616478
Oh shit it happened
>>121616204
>not posting the finished image from a year ago
>>121614954
>going to /v/
Think you need to leave.
>>121617585
lemonfont
>>121617585
>he's the best western adult comic artist.
How shit can one anon's taste get?
>>121615738
>being gay is a character flaw
/pol/ is that way, chap
>>121617585
>he's the best western adult comic artist.
GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Who else finds tracer's hair to be really gross. She looks really fun to play but god her shiny anime hair is so out of place and unappealing. Look at it, hair doesn't separate like that, it looks like she formed each piece with glue. Plus it's way oversized for her character.
>>121622358
I think you're just a faggot
>>121622358
It looks weird in the cinematic trailer because they tried to use a more 'realistic' style, but it looks completely fine with the standard ingame style.
>>121622358
>>121623275
God why did they make her so ugly in the trailer? She is much better in game it seems.
>>121606223
Correct opinion coming through.
>>121623492
It's probably an earlier character design, honestly.
>>121617497
At least it didnt die before the actual release.
OH WAIT
>>121617497
>>121624146
How many of the other Top 25 games on Twitch aren't out yet?
>Overwatch has 7x more Twitch viewers right now than Halo 5
>>121624905
halo 5
XD nice meme
heroes of the storm is in the top ~8 since its beta started
Slipstream Tracer looks great.
>>121607124
>>121609575
>>121612801
hmmm i only see 3 dva fags, im okay with this.
will the kids fromt he cinematic trailer become heroes eventually?
>>121625446
The game literally looks exactly fucking like TF2
This could be a TF2 screenshot with a scout model change
>>121627707
If TF2 was made today yeah, or had Expiration Date levels of fidelity in the actual game.