SWNL EDITION
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121563118
nth for ppd
)))
Please bring back puck
>>121590714
fuck off adrian
>>121590750
>MFW I thought no team would ever surpass oldSecret
>MFW newSecret already did
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
post your favourite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>121590881
Yep, Envy brings more choke potential
>>121590881
Have they win 5 consecutive LANs already?
>>121588103
>that UI
God, I miss old times, and modding in general.
>>121590930
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121590930
Windranger
Brewmaster
Beastmaster
>>121590890
STOP DOING THIS TO MY DICK
>>121590956
Every game is more exciting because 3 new people on Secret are highly skilled and have no ego to hold them back so Puppey moves them around like chess pieces, while Envy is the chaotic factor that means every game is a tense contest of whether Puppey and his crew can carry hard enough that EE can't throw
>>121590930
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>OG
>tfw you will never spoon with the Puppan
>30 to 9
>can't push HG
nice game dotards
>>121591224
o good plis no
>suddenly the Summit4 is a big LAN when OG is losing
stupid kids here...
>>121591324
>can't even qualify for a meme lan
>best mid
>best carry
>best position 5/captain
>best offlaner
>decent position 4
is there any team that can best new eg?
>>121591224
>delete
wut
>>121591324
They did the same thing yesterday
When OG was losing the thread was going mad and calling them shit and saying Navi was back.
When Navi started losing the thread was silent and didn't discuss the game
Someone please for the love of god just put kotleguy's out of his misery with a bullet to the head.
>>121591324
the summit is a meme lan, it literally doesnt mean anything
>>121591469
me
IT'S HAPPENING
get ready for quality gaming experiences.
>>121591469
yea an actual LAN
>>121591503
TI > 7 digit lans > honeypot lans > shit > memelans (summit)
Pick me.
>people actually care about og
they will literally never make the final of a lan
you are better moving to secret / eg or vg / ehome
>>121591469
I might just know how to destroy this team just give me one more Lan to try some new things out.
>pick ancientstealer
>stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
Reminder that n0lans has not, and will not win a LAN
>>121591469
Alliance, easily.
>rtz the living meme vs loda the living legend
>s4 the best mid and the best captain in one package vs the saltshaker and the designated paki boy
It will not even be a contest.
>>121591610
>deleting your post
XD
>>121591610
>>121591224
Only change in these pictures are the "Delete" button is now missing.
Does Valve literally shill on /d2g/?
>>121591610
>>121591471
>delete
what did he mean by this?
>>121591682
Its just betfags hyping up this shit team so they can rake in money from delusional nolan fangays
>>121590930
qop, brewmaster, morphling
>>121591610
>today
>isnt X hours ago
Senpai ...
>>121591734
yes
>>121591682
I seriously don't get it. They win a bunch of online games and suddenly everyone starts thinking they're not a meme.
wheres my zeus arcana
>>121591707
>loda "win lan after ti3 before you talk" kekberg
>>121591734
>>121591762
>stupid kids falling for html edits
Will summer ever end?
Every game same fucking picks
>le doom
>le sf
>le wr
>le dusg :DDD
Fuck those meme heroes, if you play on of those you should consider suicide.
>>121591963
Alliance won a few lans after TI3, whenever they played C9 in a final.
>>121592031
>Stupid manchild falling for the pretending to be retarded bait
Fucking hell, ez (you)
Secret is a shit name for team
>>121592031
>fast html edits include placing icons and changing positions of data tables
k
the villain is your son
kill him or nuke the commonwealth
>>121590930
Light Mage
Raynor
Mech
>>121592196
tnt in the house senpai
>>121592196
>>>/tv/ or /v/
>>121592196
thats so cute
>>121592196
Kill him, why should I spare some cunt just because we're blood related.
>>121592058
I'm the guy picking Necro in most of my games, getting mad at shitters who come to my lane with another core hero and expect me to support.
>>121592279
Not as cute as you
What are the best heroes that can be good cores and good supports?
I can balance every hero, every item and every feature of dota in 15 minutes. Try me.
>>121592127
Who the fuck said it was fast?
And the delete button with icon is ONE line in html, which you just need to copy-paste from any post you made yourself
>changing data tables
What the hell are you talking about?
Are you just trying to sound smart?
>>121592438
earth spirit for cm
MUST BE VIABLE AND BALANCED
>>121592438
Invoker
>>121592326
Vengeful Spirit
Venomancer
Wraith King
Naga Whore
Traxex
>>121592465
Bro, just give me the name of your drug dealer. I need to smoke what you are smoking
@121592552
>Traxex support
love this meme
>>121592552
Oh and Windrunner.
how is it balanced that Windrunner can instantly lockdown and delete a six-slotted carry with only 3 items (blink aghs daedalus)
>>121590591
>secret 1.0 will be remembered as the strongest team in dota history; the team that berely ever lost and wasn't afraid of playing every tournament
based
@121592773
>he doesnt ERP as slutty drow in ally chat to keep morale up
commit seppuku senpai
>>121592828
Don't worry soon her ult will cost 200 mana on level 1 again
>>121592487
Can no longer pull allies with E.
Q is now a mini stun instead of a full blow 2.25 seconds.
>>121592496
Invoke is an innate ability from level 1, with the standard 5 seconds cd. Mana cost is 5% of your base. No ranks, 7 points in q/w/e as usual, gets 4 points in stacks he is free to choose from.
>>121590930
>le balanced ogre wizards of multicasting
>le balanced pathblocking bovine
>le balanced game pausing fitness purple man
>>121592395
alchemist, tusk, undying, tiny, lina,
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121592853
They will be remembered as chokers, because that's what they were.
History is written by the victors.
>>121592828
six slotted carry with no defensive items dies during lockdown?
totally unbalanced eh
>>121592828
She can only focus one guy and gets fucked over by 1 single stun or a mkb?
>>121592314
But Necrophos is an INT hero, therefore, a support
>>121593059
The name is NecroLYTE
Fogged seems like a chill guy desu
>>121592058
Man I remember when this image was a thing
>>121592992
>History is written by the victors.
>>121590881
>newSecret already did
so where are the results
Moon's ds is scary
How do you even lose with this hero
>>121593213
Just revert the order
>>121592773
>Huge constant slow
>Zero aggro when harassing
>Huge range near-instant AoE displacement and silencing spell
>Permanent global damage buff for all allies
>Active global damage buff for every unit when pushing
>Natural agilitu ultimate means can focus on support items and have decent stats
>>121592992
B A S E D
>>121593021
>>121593010
honestly she's no different from aghs lina in the last patch
she does way too much damage with way too few items, she's clinkz with a 3.75 second stun on two heroes and free evasion. that shit's not balanced
just cause she's single target doesn't mean she isn't imba, she's like doom or lina in that she can just instantly fuck up the enemy carry and then your team can clean up, except she also can manfight with with windrun and is a beast in the laning stage too
>>121592992
>>121593387
>patch team
>winners
your days are gone NAshit : )
>>121593361
>normal skill
did Orthopedic Gamers really win game 1 or is BTS bullshitting me again?
>>121593551
>expecting BTS to do their job
pls upboat, gib gold so i can bribe icefrog to 3k
>>121593521
>golf
>kids
>mother in law
>working out
>hangover
>prom nigth
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEE
>>121593551
>>121593592
FOGGED JUST ANSWERED
SHOW YOURSELF IOANNIS I KNOW YOU'RE BROWSING
>>121593387
that is absolutely two penises.
>nofail
>>121593802
>>121593637
>triple digit mmr
Trash camera work holy shit he dove the dazzle for 5seconds no jokes
>>121593241
>1st place WCA EU 2015
>1st place MLG world finals
>1st place Nanyang championships
>2nd place ESL One NY
Soon
>1st place Frankfurt Major
>1st place Summit 4 once people meme them in
>1st place WCA 2015 main
>>121593873
YEA bruh i'm down in the trenches where the real shit happens. who knows whats goin on down here? not me bruh not me
>>121590881
where did oldSecret place at ti5 again? it must have been high since they were so hard to surpass
>>121593637
>1 player has a tp and lesh has BoTs
>2 out of 10 persons have a tp
Holy fuck
>>121593946
The Major isn't a honeypot LAN, so they won't win that. They'll probably win the other two though(If they don't disband)
>>121594048
Egos brought them down. Even the most talented team by a mile can lose if a couple of their guys start fighting amongst themselves.
>>121594048
you should really level lighting storm before level 21 desu senpai
>>121594174
>The Major isn't a honeypot LAN, so they won't win that.
But Alliance will.
>implying frankfurt final won't be OG vs Alliance
>>121594252
it's a useless ability.
>>121594174
>honeypot
What is this new meme? Last I checked honeypot was a trap set by the FBI to lure criminals
>>121594276
Fun fact: Alliance has a 33% winrate against Team Secret, making them the #1 most successful team at facing Team Secret. Everyone else is worse.
That has to be a map hack
I don't think resolution played AA since 2012 desu
>>121594364
A honeypot LAN is a trap set by tournaments organizers to lure meme teams into showing their strats and picks to everyone else for study
>>121593637
you have a lot of grinding until actual 3k
you also shouldnt assume that youre on a 3k level just because you can beat sub 1kers because those people are literally retarded and click their skills and shit
>>121594104
dude i shouldn't have played ranked as soon as i unlocked it
>>121594483
i don't think i'm ready for 3k yet actually, i'm just makin wise cracks.
>>121592828
>Windrunner can instantly lockdown
stop standing behind your carry?
>>121594671
yeah seriously
when youre in like sub 1k playing hard carries/pushers is the way to go, then climbing up to 2k just play omni and babysit your retarded ass carries. from then on out you put your game face on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dszZl8Rc30
>This is the people you associate yourself with when you call yourself a dota fanNice la
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121594845
honestly i'm just spamming riki and ratdota shit like 8 minute huskar aegis until 2k.
Summit 4 baby, here we go!
Why isn't fogged cating at frankfurt? He's pretty good and i think he's half peruvian so maybe even akke would be okay with that.
>>121595070
i like him but he needs to stop doing other things (eating, yawning, drinkin) while casting
it's obnoxious
>>121595070
>i think he's half peruvian so maybe even akke would be okay with that.
>>121595145
>yawning
?
how the fuck did empire lose game1 i literally left after they had like 15k and one lane of raxes at minute 20...
>n0tail can't play carry.
d2g WRONG YET AGAIN.
>>121595318
He yawned during game 1 mid sentence
like a loud one
>BTS forcing OG to drop the first game to make the series more interesting for the audience
how is this even allowed?
>>121595367
they didn't, in game score is wrong
>>121595443
>n0lans can win some games against an inconsistent tier 2 slav team
Great player you got, fucboi.
>>121595443
Not when it matters
>>121595535
OG literally never wins game 1.
>only envy streams
>ember marathon 24/7
what a fucking dead game
NO GOOD STREAMS
>>121595443
lmfao
>>121595535
more viewers equals more prizepool, goy!
don't you want a bigger prizepool?
oy vey tal explain them I don't understand how -you can survive with these schmucks around
>>121595497
ok but what's your problem with that
>>121593946
Good God, I want to ravage the fuck out of that man.
>>121596053
he's doing a commentary, he's not on the couch with me and a beer
>>121596180
its a yawn, a literal reflex
Holy shit, these threads are dying.
>>121590591
assblasted russians everywhere
>>121596782
calm before the storm..
>>121596782
What do you expect when some 3k shitters keep spamming shitty memes like "honeypot lan"
EE on stream said he's gonna use his beyblade blowjob technique. What does that involve?
>>121596782
>nobody wants to play because the game is shit
>more and more people are drinking the "only EG and Secret are worth watching" koolaid
>super crappy shitposting from australians and animeshits running unchecked
Wonder why.
Who /high roller/ here?
>be tiny
>ally with rubick same line
>"yes, easy kills!"
>rubick lifts and pushes people away you and you miss your stun
and shit happened 3 times. I wish valve gave us the option to leave game with no consequences like once a month
>>121597002
you try to give a moving beyblade a blowjob
>>121597219
You get 1 abandon a week or so
>tfw quarry 2 settle
>>121597002
Let it rip
>>121597328
really? it gets reduced?
>>121597375
Tony used to be so happy. What happened?
>>121597004
>things that never happened
jesus christ EG is even considered bad now with RTZ are you high or jsut retarded?
>>121597382
Yeah, I see that.
>>121597472
I never said it was true, just there are more fantards than before that refuse to watch anything else
>>121597650
Nothing compared to the times of Alliance & Navi.
>mash all three razes in order
>'so many mindgames'
okay kotlguy
what a beast
>>121597517
>Kripparian gets good dice roll in RNGstone.gif
>>121596782
/vg/ threads are always shitty circlejerks that go unchecked because mods don't go snooping through 600 posts of autism and nobody reports blatant shitposting due to each general being a "tight-knit" community
>>121598025
how come /d2g/ generals aren't circlejerks
>>121596782
If we're at it, can you guys help me with my math homework?
There's a mystery number equal to 2^2 * 11 * 37 * 10^(-2) * 1%
Can you tell me what this number is?
>general
lmao more like private amirite
>>121598114
Come back in 9 hours or so when australia wakes up
Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door, the leather club is 2 blocks down
>>121596782
I heard /d2g/ was the most popular general by far...?
>>121598243
FUCK YOU
reminder, this game is dying!
thanks to hundreds of 'balance' changes like SF half ult on death, this game will never be high skill ever again!
>>121598114
But they are, just with no tripfags.
Two steamfags have a conversation about how their lonely NEET days went and this can go on for 10 posts without anyone saying a word to them them.
>>121597004
to be fair there are only like 4 good teams out there right now and the rest are tier 2 and below
>>121598391
Tier 2 dota is still entertaining. Slav dota in particular.
>>121598116
I think I have your mystery number!
>>121598296
No fuck YOU leather man
Why is Sc2gen here?
Why is Rubick so jittery?
>team falling apart since heropick
>people reporting eachother before first creepwaves even spawn
>safelane totally fucked
>but we have sf mid and he kills everyone and we win
>next game
>wr in our mid
>she kills everyone and we win
Balanced
I think that shows why ppy wanted miracle instead of w33 desu
what a baller
imagine ppy's enchantress/chen with that
>>121598696
The two people from sc2gen probably got lonely
>wake up
>kotlguy still exists
>>121599225
>hating our guy
>>121598287
I'm pretty sure it is, if you don't count Fallout/Undertale Generals, which will die in about a month.
>>121599330
kotlguy scares me sometimes
>>121599330
Deny yourself my man .
>>121598287
Once upon a time it was
>ee ember
>>121599225
When did he even start casting, I thought he was a statsguy or was that some other k-guy?
How do I pub it up with this guy?
Will secret ever win a non honeypot lan?
>>121599623
Press Q
Press W
>>121599581
i think you mean kpoptosis
>>121590930
Storm
Doom
Naga
>>121599623
>use shield on yourself
>get close to enemy
>hit them with mist coil
>shield pops
>if you're in lane partner has stun/slow finish them
I build Phase Boots on him. Some suggest getting Vlads but i don't see the point so i straight go for S&Y
>>121598739
>>people reporting eachother before first creepwaves even spawn
literally how do you even manage that
>>121599640
Will n0lans ever win a lan whose prizepool is higher than 100000 keks.
>>121596782
Dota is dying. What did you expect?
I haven't played this game in over a year.
who 3.5k here?
>>121600212
Will n0lans ever win a lan?
>>121600223
why do you come to this thread if you don't play the game?
i still don't understand why people think this game is going down the shitter anyway. it's the same as it ever was and i love it
>>121600093
A guy went full retard in picking stage and people started arguing, it's dota baby.
>>121600315
does playing exclusively in HS bracket count as 3,5k?
>>121598558
not really
>>121600404
>newfags
Ayy lmao
>>121599986
>use shield on myself
>run towards enemy
>enemy runs away
>Shield pops, steals last hits from my lane partner maybe and pushes the lane up, does not hit enemy hero
>I just wasted a ton of mana and pushed the lane up (unless I purposely run into the trees or something) to bully them out of maybe 2 last hits
Seems like either they're playing a lane that can manfight you when you run at them, or they're not, so they just duck out and maybe pop the shield with 600 range autoattacks.
>only pick doom and bounty hunter
>win every game
Explain this dotards
>>121600212
?
what does nolan have to do with the fact secret is incapable of winning non-bait lans?
>>121600315
>going aghs on outhouse decorator
Please no
It's so fucking bad
If it imprisoned first and then calculated damage it would be usable.
>>121600404
you poor young thing...
>>121600404
>he's a subhuman gameshitter
daily reminder that
>dota2
>/vg/
>/d2g/
ALL EXIST FIRST AND FOREMOST FOR _ESPORTS_
>>121600315
give me the dotabuff.
this has to be fake.
>>121600404
>it's the same as it ever was
it's actually sad that there are dotards in this thread right now who don't know how good this game used to be
why is dire SF not as good as radiant?
>>121600912
stacks
>>121600912
Because you can't meme raze stacks in between creep waves
>SF has been first pick/ban for like 5 patches now
holy shit i wish icefrog would just nerf him to the ground so i dont have to see that faggot anymore
CIS bros, anyone got free link for the faker movie?
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
>I would bang her (winter wyvern) - KOTLguy
Literally out guy!
>>121600750
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1921251440
Luna was raging whole match in all caps. In the end he just said "I learn from my mistakes stfu"
>>121601074
sf has become one of the most boring heroes to watch and play
>>121601074
GLOBAL
COOLDOWN
>>121601074
I just want the meta to be at a point where no one is crying bans for shit. I love this game to death but I can't stand how often it fucking fundamentally changes because of hero nerfs
>>121601074
>nerfing the hero closest to the point of perfect balance
ALL THE FARM
kotl guy is so fucking shit, god i hate him
>>121601074
>Nerfing a Hero that is only playable in one side of the map
>>121601262
>absolutely merder SF in lane
>he goes to the jungle for 30 seconds and is now top net worth
>balanced
lmao
>>121600315
you'd think this kind of shit would stay in 2k and not 3.5k
>>121601320
Who is the co-caster?
He is just as bad
Have you ever been so excited you stand up?
>notail brood
empire pls
>>121601262
TA is the hero closest to the point of perfect balance
>this fake hype
kill me already please
>wow invoker i'm so excited wow
>WOW NOTAIL BROOD WOOW XDD
>>121601128
>match ended before he even lvl'd his ult
>Last pick Brood.
Is there any moment in game that is more "FUG :DDDD" than this?
>>121590714
>>121601475
>hating on fogged
are you gay or something?
>>121601458
>SF missing from the map
>smoke gank him in the jungle
wow that was hard!
>>121601647
I'm pretty sure gay people like Fogged because of his voice and looks
>>121601734
he looks like horseshit though ?
>>121601636
>pugna, puck and pheenix are lolis in some alternate universe
>you were born in the worn universe
fugg
>5 days till rtz plays his last tournament with eg
LETSSS GOOO SENPAI'SSSSSSSSSS
>>121601658
>in the 10 seconds it takes you to get people smoked and there he has already cleared a quad stack of big creeps and can get a double kill with ult when you gank him
nice try kid
wow, de dusg did a REALLY good play, he bought an item in the LAST SECOND of the match which saved the gam,e. i think he's not an overpowered hero, he just takes lots of skill to play. the best bit was when his team helped to take out ember spirit, but instead ofj oining in to help the kill, he already knew it was got, so he used his ice shards to help move the middle lane. this in the end bought his team closer to the objective, causing them to win. he is really the best garry, he wins the game through different to normal means.
>>121601774
it's ok
>>121601920
oops. "wrong", not "worn"
sorry
>>121602050
???
>>121601980
It's actually infuriating how true this post is. It's so fucking hard to outfarm SF because his raw damage output is insane and he becomes that much better when the enemy team's supports know what they're doing
>>121602039
i like this meme
>>121602109
well ok
but I guess everyone looks worse in gaming clothes and wearing glasses
>People think we wold lose to a shit team like Empire.
Good one guys.
can someone page LD and tell him his casting bot is malfunctioning
>>121602297
kill yourself already ledouche
I don't get it
isn't the Summit the definition of a honeypot LAN?
>>121602482
is that troll
>>121602482
apparently middle strip is some hero from overshill that got nerfed hard, yeah this fuckhead expects people to know this trash
doom's nerf is minimal
offlane or safelane slardar?
Why do people keep picking Alch when he's just BadSF?
>>121602661
offlane most of the time
>>121602482
it would be funnier if she just put Sniper or techies in the middle
>>121602661
slardar doesn't scale that well with items but with levels
>>121602691
>Pick alch
>Don't farm like crazy
Nice -25 mmr game.
LMAO NO TOMB
>Kotlguy too busy being a fanboy to do his job
why do pros insist on picking invoker ? feels like he has ZERO PERCENT WINRATE from what I saw
>>121602809
yeah but SF can farm like crazy AND be more than just a melee creep
Can I report this guy for intentional feeding?
>>121603031
if he's rushing aghs that's actually viable as fuck
>>121603031
being bad =/= intentional feeding
kotlguy is that fucking notailposter
i knew it
>>121603096
yeah but you won't win fights without tombstone
>>121603096
That will NEVER be a viable build
kotlguy is actually so legit
>>121603031
Depends on your mmr.
I have many complaints about the current direction of the game, but my biggest is this:
There are less level 1 killers than ever before. Where is my Edict Lesh? Max distance lv 1 Skewer Magnus? Mirana arrows chunking players for 1/3 HP? Techies land mines that don't hit like wet noodles? Why even have laning if there is no alternate outcome to how a lane matchup should sway? Heroes have been gutted, they have had their own strengths removed in favour for 'team based synergy'. Yes, the teamplay is greater, but it diminishes individual skill greatly, and we are at that point where dota is only really being played between the 5 and 15 minute mark.
Before 5 minutes, spells are too weak, and after 15 minutes, it becomes more efficient to just brute force fights through passives, stats, item and cooldown management rather than focusing on landing your skills. I saw some game involving OG where a team ate a full Lich ult, and won the fight 4 to 0. Both teams were even on gold. Why should this be a thing? Lich ult used to instantly kill 2 people clumping (and it allowed for skilled solo play), now its got a buffer time that makes it near useless unless you have a +1 with AOE stuns. These changes to 'teamplay' ends up ruining the feel of the game.
It is not worth ganking a low level enemy hero. You get 200-250 gold, less than 200 exp, while expending a smoke and the risk of the gank going wrong. Your lane outcome is predetermined, and yet it is also inconsequential to the tempo of the game. Lost 3 lanes? No big deal, just get a mid game pickoff and your shitty laning setup meant nothing in the end!
>>121603096
hes fucking paper both armor and magic resist are GARBOOOOO
>>121603304
so legitimately awful?
>>121603031
of course not
hes a bad player or just having fun his own way ;^)
Kotlguy is pretty chill desu
>>121602845
>Lower MMR than Sheever
>Shit casting full of bad calls and forced hype
>Soulless robotic hosting
>Has a job at the Major
>nobody cares because he's male and has an american english accent
>>121603465
i miss banning ip in battle.net
>>121603031
You can report anyone for anything since they're never actually checked.
>>121603031
Spiders count as heroes for some fucking reason when they hit the tombstone, he has no choice.
cringing so hard at this casting, damn
Who is your favourite caster and why is it Kotlguy?
>>121603498
Just be friends with a jew and undeserved opportunity will follow.
would people rather have kotlguy or some no name non sheever girl casting instead?
gun to your head btw
>>121603498
WHY IS THIS FAGGOT'S CAST SO FUCKING AUTISTIC.
JESUS.
CHRIST.
>>121602482
I think middle is supposed to be Warsong Commander from Hearthstone.
The card recently got a nerf that made it unplayably bad when it previously used to be the primary fag enabler in the strongest meta deck in hearthstone.
>>121603715
the girl desu
>>121603347
LOL didn't read x)
>>121603715
If she was hotter then sheever yes
>>121603715
the girl
>>121603715
Our literal guy, Kotlguy of course.
>>121603736
yeah i think you're right
seriously, that nerf made 0 fucking sense. it's now basically just a worse raid leader as a class card
>>121603715
Is the girl a qt?
>>121603931
i bet those two have dicks
>>121603931yes
OG (Our Guys) will win the major
>>121603715
Anyone but Kotlguy. I always mute whenever he's on stream so anyone else is already an improvement.
>>121603771
>>121603821
>>121603812
>>121603931
LD i hope youre reading this. you will gain more money i mean viewers by bringing a girl into your shit studio.
>>121604023
Then yes.
>>121604069
?
That's not Peru though
>>121604069
lewd
>>121604069
>Not Unknown.xiu
Keep dreaming europoor.
>>121604116
LD panders to twitch chat and twitch chat hates all girls
>>121603931
Fucking hambeasts trying to cosplay, there's nothing worse
>>121604069
Dude, this board is blue.
Can I report this guy for intentional feeding?
HOLY FUCK KOTLGUY STOP YOUR SHITTY IMPERSONATIONS YOU AIN'T FUNNY.
>>121604360
That Purge video
An absolute classic
Secret will never lose dotards
>>121604360
gotta rewatch this desu.
Is it time?
>>121604258
he will hop on the jewish diversity train and make bts even more successful with a girl being added. with the whole complaints about no women i bet LDs nose grows just an inch.
i mean he hired zyori and kotlguy even though theyre both gay.
>guys let's pick invoker
said nobody ever
>>121604116
The bar is really low for female casters
Just get someone who is hot with a nice voice and not totally retarded like holy fuck is that so impossible
YA BOY N0TAIL AT THE SUMMIT.
GET READY FOR COMFY CASTS.
>singsing still not streaming
I really hope he's not wasting his time partying outside or something stupid
>>121604475
Me irl
kotlguy is so unfunny it's not even funny anymore
>>121604735
i hope he killed himself
>Tune to Liquid vs Goldenboy
>Capitalist + Ryuuboruz
fuickling NA shit caster holy fuck seriously what the fuck is wrong wityh your scene shit players shit casters shit everywhere
SING STRIM
>>121604753
you are not a cute anime girl
>pick Timber
>cut down all the trees
>suddenly no trees for Balanceranger to hit shekelshots on
uhhhhhhhh, dotards?????
>>121604742
Why is an American shipgirl rooting for Secret?
PHOENIX IS A MALE
>>121604843
Hello Reddit!
>>121604360
>>121604412
>>121604537
what is this from?
>>121604742
>>121604475
You cant just stick SWNL into random anime images and expect it to be funny
How the fuck isn't Doom first pick worthy anymore? That nigga doesn't feel affected by a nerf at all.
>>121604919
she's a loli
>>121604725
What happened to "the summit is a meme lan and OG don't want to go"?
>>121604981
someone drew it on /a/ senpai
fng is cute! cute!!
wait a second
where the fuck is madara
>>121605012
DON'T LOOK AT THE RIGHT PART OF THIS PHOTO
NO IT'S NOT CWM IT'S SOMETHING WORSE
>>121604919
What if Phoenix identifies as a girl but can't correct people?
>play unranked USW at 5 AM with a friend because can't sleep
>get matched against a 6k MMR player who's #6 on Dotabuff's hero rankings for Shadow Fiend and his two buddies
>he picks SF
>meanwhile I get a chink 3 stack who feeds him two kills before the horn even blows
weird things happen early in the morning
rate comment subscribe
>>121604967
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cOmcaqEqyYo
>play winter wyvern
>get random boners
what the fuck have you done to me d2g
>>121605012
OG tried to throw multiple times but empire threw harder nice invoker pick totally not trying the give a game there
>>121605012
Oops my mistake
>>121605012
>>121605127
>>121605078
>CM
>not venge
?
>>121605274
DELETE THIS
>>121605263
only happy accidents
>>121605310
>venge
Literally who? Is that even a champ in dota?
>>121605227
What if there was a pro game playaround where the team that lost actually won?
>>121604873
>*Teleports 45 degrees onto lane creep*
>"psssh...pinned ya....kid."
>>121604981
it's not supposed to be funny tho. It's supposed to appeal to the weebs so secret gets more fans
>>121604475
is this supposed to be EE?
Does Zai have an ego problem?
>>121605432
>race to allchat gg
But real talk lich would probably be top tier pick.
>>121605623
its Ayaya
>Liquid
>>121605012
What happened to OG is shit and won't make majors meme?
>>121604742
>non anime pic
GET OUT
>>121605660
he's a kid desu
he's not supposed to be mature and spineless, quite the contrary
>>121605623
it's supposed to be EE but the artist made him sound like CLQ which just goes to show fanartists/animeshitters dont actually play this game in any serious capacity and don't understand anything about the community because they're just in it to play dressup and make the same shitty drawings over and over of the very few attractive heroes in the game
de dusg is a REALLY good mmr gaining hero. on lvl 1 you nuke them with the snowball and they never survive it, because you're on top of them and can attack them more. if you can even bring a teammate they have no chance of escape. i have lost sometimes with him because i'm not a good garry, but professional players use him all the time to keep their mmr high. they use the sigil minion to keep enemies close to them so they can attack the enemies. but when the game gets late, they'll use the snowball to protect their allies (Because when you're inside snowball you can't be damaged - a skilled dusg will use it to his advantage) and they almost always win teamfights. to be honest he might be the best hero at the moment. but not overpowered, just strong in skilled hands.
>icefrog
how do people think that it's a good idea for some 4k player to balance this game
WHAT
STREAM
WE
WATCHING
>>121605915
As if pro were much better.
Can you image RTC trying to balanced this game?
OUR BOI
why is zyori at frankfurt
does gaben condone his disgusting and despicable acts
i'm certainly not gonna watch. i feel like vomiting every time i even think of that webm.
>>121605876
>h-hes just a k-kid
fuck off. If you want to be a professional of any kind you need to act like one
whats akkes problem? is he just being a swede?
SUOMI CARRYING LIQUID
>>121606038
GD studio
flame on
>>121605660
>passive agressive swede teen
>close friend RTC
>browses /mu/
probably
>>121606193
gays can play dota also!!
>>121606243
yo most 16 years old are insufferable brats
it's not even searching for excuses it's a fact
Save this one for later
What the fuck goes through Icefrog's mind when he looks at heroes like windcunt and slardar
>yeah, these guys are gonna be metacancer for at least the next two months, not much I can do about it, better nerf Doom and Brood instead
not to mention support-oriented heroes like Dazzle and WW who just get to be broken all the time because reddit doesn't think supports can be OP
i mean seriously what the fuck man
>>121606440
but frankfurt is next friday
Daily reminder these are the only non-Reddit teams in professional Dota:
>Alliance (Reddit hates Kelly)
>VP (for having FNG, a qt on the team)
>IG (Ferrari is our guy)
>MVP (Koreans are our guys)
SECRET WILL NEVER SCRIM
>>121606047
Valve/Icefrog already wait on RTZ, hand and foot
You think that change that shows who has the highest MMR on your team during the picking stage was random? You think that out-of-the blue Huskar nerf was warranted even though he had a shit winrate in pubs and was rarely picked in professional games? Those were two things RTZ frequently bitched about streaming and on twitter. It's fucking abhorrent.
>>121606569
dazzle has to be at least passable at all times, the clutch gameplay he allows is too exciting to be nerfed into oblivion. he just seems boring at the moment because there's no tide, enigma, axe every game.
>>121606742
>ftw arteezy announced he wont stream anymore after joining secret
>few days later he streams and throws the donation button etc
l m f a o
from that day forward i knew they wont win ti5
The thread as momentarily alive while OG was losing the first game, but it died again after they started winning.
There seems to be a certain bias against n0tail's stack in /d2g/, and I blame le douche for it.
>>121606569
Because reddit's way of playing support consists of
>sitting in lane leeching xp
>warding only rune spots and buying wards without using them
>feeding and complain on their dota 2 subreddit that "muh supports are so weak pls gib buff"
>>121606569
The only time Dazzle was OP was when he could cancel TPs with poison touch (mini-stunned on impact), you humongous faggot
>>121606931
Nothing unites internet shitposters more than a shared hatred for something, see /pol/
Why is he so cute?
>>121606931
n0lans is a really shitty over rated player
>>121607034
He should be commended for single-handedly making an entire general hate one team.
>>121606742
That team could have won Ti5 if they removed Kuro and RTC and invited PLD and Loda
>>121606415
it's not that he's gay, i don't care about that
it's that he fingers himself for 2 mins and then puts his finger into his mouth that's just fucked. i literally don't get why he is still allowed in the business.
is drow viable?
>>121607187
Over rated how? He never achieved anything relevant in DotA.
>>121607180
PLD is the most moe
Guys my imouto keeps shoving her feet in my face.
What do?
>>121605894
I'm an animeshitter fanartist and I take offense at this statement
Dota 2 doesn't have any attractive heroes
>this is the manager of digital chaos
>>121607329
in pubs? isn't everything
in comp? not right now
>>121606679
which is later
also save this one
>>121607496
Does she have a cute feminine penis?
>>121607368
yet people still think he is a good player
>>121607445
he isnt wrong though
>>121607496
would bang with a paper bag
>>121607496
She'll never measure up to the M(anager)OTYAY
>>121607496
I would honestly fuck her face
>>121607401
hogtie and defenestration
>>121607401
cut them off
>>121607496
Sajedene "the blowjob queen"
>>121607180
sweden genetics, the country with the most cute faggots in the world
>>121606679
>tfw I have a ticket
>don't know if I should go or not because I have noone to go with
>can't get a refund
>>121607713
>defenestration
why is there a word for throwing someone out a window
6.84
>Reduced Shackleshot cast point from 0.3 to 0.15.
6.83
Powershot
>Increased cast range and travel distance from 1825 to 2600.
>Max damage is now reached after 1 second of channeling, instead of 0.7 seconds.
>Reduced cast point from 0.3 to 0.
>Reduced vision radius from 800 to 400.
>Increased Focus Fire attack speed bonus from 400 to 500.
6.82
>Increased Shackleshot search range from 525 to 575.
>Increased Windrun duration from 2.75/3.5/4.25/5 to 3/4/5/6.
6.81b
>Reduced Focus Fire manacost from 150 on each level to 75/100/125.
6.81
>Activating Windrun now disjoints incoming attack projectiles.
Aghanim's Scepter upgraded Focus Fire
>No longer causes Focus Fire to not reduce damage of secondary item effects.
>Now reduces the attack damage reduction from 50%/40%/30% to 30%/15%/0%.
6.80
Focus Fire
>Reduced cast point from 0.3 to 0.
>Reduced manacost from 200/300/400 to 150 on each level.
6.79
>Focus Fire now remains sticky on the target it is cast on.
>This means that Windranger can change targets and when returning to the original target, her attack speed bonus will resume.
NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING NICE HERO LA NICE BALANCING
Pudge is probably the worst hero in the game, before 6.82 he was quite playable.
You can't 'outsnowball' or die once for every 2 kills you get any more. A typical successful pudge game would be 15/7/20 in those times. Now, the gold/exp bounty rubberband doesn't allow for such a method of play even though it is how the hero is meant to be played. yes, its really cool how in 6.78 you could have 30 flesh heap stacks and be useful because if you died for 2 kills, you wouldn't of fed 3 levels and 600 gold, but that is clearly not the case any more.
In today's patch, you don't get much exp for killing heroes early. Pudge hits his peak very early, and he will spend his time trying to snowball a massive level and gold buffer as he preys on immobile supports and low HP carries. Its simply not worth it anymore. The early assist gold really sucks and the exp you get isn't enough to justify your absence from lane.
Even if you were a fed motherfucker with 30 stacks in today's patch, you would feed 30 flesh heap stacks worth of exp and levels when you die (and you will die). Its the rubberband mechanics at work. You die once, and you're useless. The supports and carries can now buy their defensive items and treat you like a slow ancient creep. That is the state of the game right now.
>>121607886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration
Anon please where is your historical knowledge
>>121607914
Pudge is an offlaner retard.
>>121607862
f am if you go alone there is nothing wrong with it. have a good time and enjoy yourself. you will only have no fun if you make it unfun.
take pictures, put effort in seeing some pros for the hell of it.
do stuff
Why is the Regional Channel a thing
its like yik yak but 10 times worse yet I can't get over reading what people write in this shit
Hey!
>>121607886
There are much stranger words out there AnonAnd they will be completely forgotten within a generation or two
>>121608207
Hey!
>>121607894
jesus CHRIST will you 1k MMR faggots SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>121608207
Does Dendi have an eating disorder?
>>121607894
She has a sub-50% winrate Anon, I think she needs to be buffed slightly if anything :^)
>>121608420
yes. he's ukrainian
>>121608207
xboct isn't actually back on navi is he?
>>121607857
>sweden genetics
>>121607894
Reddit please get out.
>>121608320
Tinker also had ~49% winrate in 6.81 and he was killed off for good in 6.82. So I'm really looking forward too seeing your face when 6.86 hit the shelves, Dogranger picker.
>>121608549
STOP POSTING THESE
>>121608549
would fug those boys if they were old enough
>>121608549
holy shit haha i lost on that last one. fuckin swedekeks i should've known
>>121608139
I guess so, to be honest I'm pretty excited to check out the new venue, I've been to two ESLs before
It's just not as fun to go alone
Guess I can still make photos and shitpost here though
>>121608549
Is it bad that I want to bludgeon this thing?
>>121608207
Was that the last Na'Vi lineup that won a lan? Or was that with Goblak?
>yuros only relevant team literally owned by a muslim
>>121608549
literally every single thread
>>121608549
>filename
>>121608727
but they are
>>121608320
>37.8% pick rate
doesn't matter what the win rate is, if she's picked so much in high level pubs there's definitely something wrong with her
>>121608723
>>121609095
>Angered
>>121599225
>18 year old manager of TongFu dies
>Kotlguy didn't
baka senpai
>>121609095
it's nice that sweden is progressive enough to cater to pedophiles
6 left until the first relevant Post-TI5 LAN.
>>121608549
>filename
lel, also
>muslim girl is the only one that acts normal
maybe sweden needs more muslims desu
>>121609331
Can't wait for you excuse when EG place below top 3 in Frankfurt
I thought Islam and gays dont mix?
Sweden what are you doing?
>>121609095
>sweden TV teaching boys that wearing lipstick is cool
K E K
E
K
>>121609417
honestly the white race is past it's prime
might as well just get rid of the whole lot for the sake of humanity
>>121609492
>Can't wait for the excuses after EG place below top 3 at DAC
>Can't wait for the excuses after EG place below top 3 at TI5
>>121609637
>arteezy
>>121609637
>arteezy
>tfw no throat-singing hero
>>121609295
Who do you has been orchestrating all this, family shake my head
>esports finishes
>thread becomes Stormfront 2.0 again
No wonder /d2g/ is dying
>>121609492
I-it's not the TI
J-just a honeypot LAN
B-beds weren't comfy
N-nazis
>new email
>it's not from twitch saying sing went live
>>121609806
t. yuro being decimated by muslim refugees
>>121609806
>hating the caliphate of sweden is stormfront
lel
>>121610020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVLNSOvpmT8
literally nothing wrong with this
reminder that yuros/yurope/sweden is reddit incarnate
>DAE le sweden / bernie sanders
>>121603347
>Techies land mines that don't hit like wet noodles?
The only change to Land Mines was their health increasing by +100%
EE is streaming
WITH CAM!
Rate my smurferino
dotabuff.com/players/295532258
WHy is DOta so dead in USA?
http://www.dota2.com/overview/external
>>121610382
>that kda with spectre
stop fucking feeding
>>121609095
this webm man i dont know anymore i think im ready to die
>>121610360
>posting depreceated meme anime
>>121610398
0 marketing
dota is only popular in SEA, Russia and South America
EE cam onii-senpai
>>121610358
6.85
Land Mines, Stasis Traps and Remote Mines
No longer trigger when getting destroyed.
Can now be targeted by and destroyed with Quelling Blade icon.png Quelling Blade and Battle Fury icon.png Battle Fury.
Now have a 10 gold bounty.
Land Mines icon.png Land Mines
No longer has a max limit of 20 mines.
Are no longer phased. [?]
No longer block neutral creep camps.
Reduced damage from 300/375/450/525 to 150/190/225/260.
Reduced manacost from 125/150/175/205 to 60/75/85/100.
Reduced cooldown from 19/16/13/10 to 9/8/7/5.
Stasis Trap icon.png Stasis Traps no longer block neutral creep camps.
>>121605274
legitimately spooky
>>121610398
>Players online:4961
>>121610475
>not realising that spectre has to be in the front line
I bet you are under 6k too.
>>121610398
>dead in the USA
that's literally a map of population density in the US, every map looks like that
there's nothing in central USA except for corn farm and gas stations
>>121611007
>spectre is a front line hero
>>121611189
>there's nothing in central USA except for corn farm and gas stations
It though it was full of mountains and rednecks.
>>121611007
>if you aren't in 6k you're bad
6k is actually incredibly good at this game though
>you will never touch your favorite dota waifu
>>121611260
no, rednecks are in the southeast
northeast is just city folk
west coast is super liberals
inbetween is fucking no one
>>121610954
this picture is triggering
>EE watched Rokka no Yuusha
BASED GOD
>>121606374
>browses /mu/
Got source? Or did you just figure he would browse it hence his obscure taste?
>>121611526
Bunnyfag or Phlegmyfag?
>>121611260
there are still a few civilized places in the midwest, but it's surrounded by a whole lot of nothing
>>121610513
>sleep or take a nap
>or
you have ten (10) seconds to name one (1) major weakness or flaw of Windranger as a hero
>>121611567
>obscure
hehe
>>121611526
But that show was fucking awful after six episodes in
It was an absolute waste of decent world building and character development
>tfw no crazy white gf
>>121611743
aghs doesnt give powershot infinite range
>>121611750
What else would you call it?
>>121611743
she has nosoulXD
>>121611743
She has the worstfeet
MOUTH BREATHING
>>121600315
its for the stats bro, stay pleb
>>121611956
nostyle
>>121611743
her model/texture quality is terrible
>>121611743
cant sunder buildings
>>121611956
>kill her with sf
>get souls
???
DEAD GAME
E
A
D
G
A
M
E
>>121612207
She hides squirrels in her vagina
Its the only explanation
>>121612207
>cast ghost walk
>morphling has footprints
???
its a beta
>>121612228
yeah overwatch is p shit desu
>>121611743
Can't compensate for a bad early game with farming,
>>121612228
>overwatch
everytime
Based our guy.
>>121612407sixty united states dollars
>>121612228
>solo ranked is gonna get removed from LoL because it's too toxic
>it still doesn't stop dota from dying
kek
>>121610954
it doesn't count the item farming bots that make up 99.999% of dota population
de dusg is an EXTRA strong hero. he's a good garry and so far every game he has been in today he helped his team won. even when he lost he put in good effort. he tried to make his team win but sometimes its too hard because they just got outbeaten, gg. in fact im starting to think pro players are banning him because hes even stronger than they thought, thats why he isn't played sometimes.
>>121611452
I live in Northern Ontario and there's like 1 person per 100 square miles out here, something like 90% of the country lives within 100 miles of the US. There is NOBODY in the top half of this province
>Feelssogoodman
>>121612492
He said he will draw more waifus with team shirts btw super hyped
>>121612445
But she farms heroes.
>roar the enemy core and kill him
>get free memegold and memexp
>congratulations now you are memeback
>>121612492
It makes him smile.
>>121612656
>implying items are even worth farming anymore
They've moved on to greener pastures m8
>useless mirana picker on my team 4 games in a row
PLEASE SOMEONE HOW DO I STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING
how many scientists do you think just watch EE streams to become baffled?
>>121612657
i agree de dusg was really AMAZING in the gameplay today. sometimes he tries very hard but its not enough which is sad. he was my faouvirte garry long before he was popular. to be honest most of the time people play him they're just posers, they wouldn't play him if he wasn't strong or popular. i just cant wait for the nerf to come, so il lbe the only one playing him, and i'll still be a strong player, because i dedicated a lot of time to him and learned the skill to play him.
>can't post
Is /d2g/ dying again? Why does this happen so often?
>>121613195
>carry mirana
>builds manta
>builds bkb
>builds deso
>getting swatted by actual carry in 3 seconds
I wish Dota 2 never existed desu
>>121613340
probably because its a dead game you retard
you thought we were memeing?
>>121613340
dota is dying for real senpaitachi
>>121612776
>Have to rely on enemy's stupidity to win
>>121613195
Every time I have a Mirana on my team I pray to God that the enemy players are too fucking retarded to dodge arrows. Doesn't help that I'm usually the only core with stun in team.
How does Lone Druid do with a Blink Dagger? I'm thinking like Blink Poof combo style, put the Blink on Sylla, and then use the bear's recall for an instant engage.
>>121613195
wait 10 minutes so you don't queue with the same person
>>121612663
i love the country too, honestly, but i'm more of a mountains guy
1921451796 Match ID
I was Slark
I want you to tell me why I dropped 1k mmr in the last two years and why I can't escape 3k hell.
IN ROUGHLY ONE MONTH'S TIME, IT WILL BE THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT STUPID FUCKING DECISION VALVE MADE RELATED TO DOTA 2?
>>121613302
lol shut up kid, i been playing him since wc3 dota. back then he was called de dusgarr and didn't even have the same skills. some of his skills were different, older versions and he had spells which didn't let him garry like he does today. i had to work that much harder to learn the tough UI and earn the gameplay skills to navigate the harsh game world effectively, dota 2 is baby mode shit which just feeds players like you to play overpowered heroes in rank mode to increase your MMR. you 3k mmr trash.
>>121611452
>>121611260
>>121611189
>tfw live in central usa
Pretty comfy desu
>>121613913
ur shit kid
>>121613552
Except that she doesn't. With SS latch range improved to 575 it's almost impossible to find a spot that WR will be unable to tie you to a tree.
Honestly SS should only disable in a manner similar to Ensnare.
>>121613913
>sub 50% WR
You're shit
the
only
constant
You're just fucking awful
>>121613939
lol no need to get offensive. i never said anything about wc3 dota. im new and i just play to enjoy with my friends, i watch pro players to get better. they play de dusg a lot, and i'm the garry on my stack so i decided to help by playing him. im trying to improve but every time i end up with an asshole like you on my team i just want to quit. your probably not even that good just come here to insult other players to make yourself feel better for losing.
>pick omni
>game looks hopeless
>spot enemy support in our jungle
>repel on and run at him like a tard
>he forcestaffs away from slows but I'm 2fast5him and catch up
>the rest of their team engages in horrible positions to 1v5 me and save the support
>they get jumped by the rest of my team
>guardian angel
>they lose all 3 sets of raxes gg
Such is life in4k
>>121614167
its been 3 years
>>121613917
I always remember because it was the same day I lost my job.
REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 10TH OF DECEMBER2013
ONII-CHAN! BUY ME SCEPTERU!
SCEPTERU!
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>>121614389
Yes.
And you're not improving
You're not doing anything to get better
You're just stagnating in your own shit
>>121613913
Slark is shit in this meta
>>121614507
how about watch my game first
>>121614416
>>121613917
>>121610716
Oh right, I forgot, it also got its cap removed.
>>121614594
not that guy but just because you had one good game doesn't mean you're so much better than the people youre playing with
Why hasn't valve made any trophies yet for number of wins achieved or like number of wins for a hero or mmr level achieved or something? One of my favorite parts of SC2 was the dank ass avatars you get for getting a certain number of wins as each race.
>>121614594
Why should I?
You don't consistently lose mmr over a period of time that long because of any other reason
moments you realise the game is lost
>faceless void goes for aghanim
>legion goes for aghanim
>>121614601
>pugna not a loli
9/10
HEY DOTARDS!
There's a new board, just for you and your totally alive game!!
>>>/trash/
You're welcome to stay there and don't come out anytime!
>>121614716
all of my games are like that
>>121614791
>teammate picks faceless void
>>121614791
>nobody goes for the starting runes or even tries to creep block
>your team goes aggro trilane without a word, leaving you as a 5 support to solo safelane
>someone picks Oracle
>>121614791
>we have a sliver of chance to come back but we need to itemize perfectly and group up with our fighting items
>sf goes blink+eul anyway
>>121614791
Disregarding your bait post I will give you a real answer
>30 minutes in with a bounty hunter on the enemy team
>They're up 20 kills
>They have 3 carries on their team and win every teamfight
It's games like this that I wish there was a surrender option. Nobody is coming back from this. God help you if they want to draw the game out so they can kill you harder.
>>121614908
>The posting of loli or shota pornography is not permitted.
...moot?
>>121614791
>legion builds aghs
>builds tanky and lmao nodmg
>someone on the other team also builds tanky with lmao nodmg
>duel with no backup from either team
>>121615074
>option a: spend money get nothing
>option b: spend nothing get reward
is there a hidden trick in your question?
>>121614594
even if that game was unwinnable
you don't need to win 100% to climb
you win less than 50%
you are absulute dogshit end yourself
>>121614791
Void aghs is pretty good if Void isn't the only carry and your team can combo with it.
LC aghs tho is absolute garbage and a game losing item
>>121615074
That wouldn't happen because young girls don't speak like that you fucking neckbeard pedophile waste of space
>>121601560
I think u mean clockwerk
>>121614791
>"i call mid"
>We need wards.
>teammate picks sniper/pudge/whatever meme hero
>>121615326
>The juvenile form of a Faerie Dragon, a creature that lives for eons, Puck spends countless millennia in its childish form.
She's centuries old tho
>tfw you're pretty much a perfect player
wow nice you kids need to learn this dota game maybe you can be a 4k mmr god like myself.
>>121615168
The absolute worst is when the Pudge ran a train on your mongol team and he just keeps hooking you out of fountain into his team for free kills over and over after taking one lane of racks and there's no end in sight.
>mfw
Will Secret ever lose?
>>121614791
>everyone need bkb in the next 5 minutes but its already 35 minutes in
WAKE ME UP
>>121615580
I think you mean mediocre, master of none
>>121615074
use orchid and go eat breakfast
>>121615589
>be in this exact situation in a 3k pub the other day
>teammates respond and instantly run to the 5 enemy heroes standing outside our fountain and feed
help me
>>121615168
>bait post
the enemy had PA too. Everyone told him to get MKB like normal people but he refused to listen, then flamed us all at the end because we complained about him getting aghs
>>121615580
yeah thank god im not a 4k player
>>121615846
>respond
respawn
i need coffee boys
>>121615846
>>121615659
Buy Force Staffs and force him into fountain
post gud feels
>popping someone right after you get basher on am by blinking, popping manta and bashing them with an ult on top
>getting fountain camped by a team with a zeus and pudge and sniper
>can't hide in the trees due to hoohah shrapnel
>can't sneak out of the base or shadow amulet due to zeus
>>121616151
killing CMs as brood
>>121616325
>getting beaten by a team comprised of game losing heros
>>121616325
Time to use that second monitor
>>121616358
I dunno man, killing brood as CM feels way better
>>121616151
>killing PA with CM
>>121616151
killing things with empowered Sven
>>121616695
if you play brood and cm becomes a threat just get manta/bkb mon
>>121615515
>she
Fuck off moron
>nothing worth watching
>seriously considering watching EE
>has QoP highlighted in the pick screen
Is EE QoP going to be hilarious enough to watch?
>>121616151
Successfully aghs reaper scything the enemy highest networth carry
>>121615580
Perfectly average.
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3rxeex/el_manager_blocking_fans_on_twitter/
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAH
oh god i hope maelk gets even more fucked up. i hate this disgusting turbo liar hypocrite fraud
>>121616151
Witch Doctor Rampage
>Enemy team has Doom
>Lose
What the fuck? I thought they nerfed him.
>>121616151
winning the ward war so hard the enemy support just completely stops buying them
>>121616151
Wiping a fully tracked team
>>121616151
just tping out after juking the enemy slightly but they don't get you purely because of their reaction time and cast points and travel times and shite like that
>>121617181
Wrong thread you fuck
how many free abandons do you get before being stuffed into low prio
>>121617181
nigga Maelk is just here to hold the spot for Alex Garfield, he ain't managing shit
>>121617181
>giving a shit about reddit
>giving a shit about League
fuck off
>>121616151
Aghanim's on Rubick in a long teamfight.
>>121617529
around 1 per week
twice in the same week and you're fucking done for m8
>>121617460
>channel tp in fog
>oh god oh god oh god its so close
>they find you 0,5 sec before channel is finish
>slight reaction time, slight cast animation
>ohgodohgod
>die in base
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>121617213
>be shit
>lose
>whine on internets
WAOW
>>121616151
narrowly tping out
which is pretty easy in my 3k trench
>>121616151
killing the entire enemy team with cleave
i am 4.5k and my laning is better than envys he is so fucking bad
>play dota
>other player demands some lane
>I wanted that lane
>give it to him
>he goes 20-0 or whatever
>I'm stuck going 0-8 and have no fun for forty minutes because I let him do what he wanted
>some spic berates me
No wonder nobody does this.
Explain this, Dotards.
>>121618015
N O T H I N G wrong
http://oddshot.tv/shot/eternalenvyy-20151107213650752
lel
>blizzard still unironically trying to push heroes
ROFL
>>121616151
sex
>>121617957
Jesus what the fuck
This has to be set up
>>121618015
lag
Why is this allowed?
post dota webms
>>121618134
>500k
bound to attract some blizzdrones
>>121617181
>Maelk is a faggot
Do you blog about the ocean being wet, too?
>>121617972
nobody in this thread is better than envy despite his autism
maybe beesa on a good day
>>121616151
I'll contribute another one
>jump past the 'center' of a teamfight to find the squishies in the back, use all my spells to blow them up, then tp back asap with 200 hpbecause their right clickers don't react in time
love doing it on spiritbreaker, then if the fight goes on I just charge back in and save my retreating allies/get another pickoff
>>121618283
>daedalus instead of mkb
das why
Post that one funny Dota picture please you know the one I mean
>>121618358
no, i'm better
>>121618015
>>121618286
Always a fucking CK
>>121618153
>Almost one kill every 20 seconds
Nah, it's a typical 1k match.
Would farming an aghs for tiny with alch be worth the extra item slot it provides for his carry? Or can the tiny just get it himself fast enough letting alch buy other important items?
>>121614908
oh my fuck
thank you hiro
>>121618541
>>121618541
>>121618283
While this is hilarious and really unlucky I also have to mention that this void is a fucking retard for buying Daedalus instead of MKB as his first big item when playing against a PA.
>>121618286
>>121618756
this desu senpai
/trash/ is literally good/mlp/ after the porn was banned there
>>121618283
what's actually going on here? can you explain to a new player
the guy he's beating on is a pa and the 50% dodge chance is successful every time?
>>121618541
>>121618541
You mean this funny4?
>>121618819
>>121618286
>>121619258
?
>>121619108
exactly
8 misses in a row against 50% evasion is really fucking unlucky
Why is his winrate so bad?
Holy shit, Treant Protector is such a pub stomper against retards.
>go solo offlane
>Soul Ring > Arcane Boots > Aghanim's Scepter
>proceed to ward the fuck out of the lanes, jungle, whatever is more visited by the enemy team, especially their jungle
>R to autofarm and some easy kills
I wish this shit worked against minimally smart people... It's so fun.
>>121619323
I can't think of a hero more deserving of that poor luck than Void
>>121619319
>>121619370
thats why
>>121618814
so hot
>>121619323
so let's say he hit 4 of those hits because its a 50% dodge, would that actually have come close to killing a pa at 30 min? abba is super tanky so focusing on him is obviously not any better but running away from that fight esp when the wisp is so low seemed like the much better decision there
again new player so i know fuck all
Turns out Viper is an offlane hero, who knew
>>121619639
which almost never happens unless you're against invo
>>121619370
Because people don't use Astral before ulting
>>121619108
Void built retarded items
>>121619564
Going to a small weekly tournament in Alberta this weekend and I need top DRAFTING EXPERTS from /d2g/ to help with some questions I have about the pick/ban phase.
>Is it ok to pick io + tiny in a row my first picks if I lose the coin toss?
>What mid's does core warlock excel against?
>Do I even bother picking Razor ever?
>Do I pick Necrolyte position 1 against super greedy line ups or against single core line ups?
>What's the best hard support to pair with a greed midas AA?
>How do I get cum stains out of bed sheets?
>Is qop safelane still viable and when do I pick it?
Thanks for your time dotards!
Quick /d2g/ give me your dankest memebuild
Like cleave sven jungle
Or bearless LD
I need to update my meme grimoire
>>121619997
i refuse to believe this webm is real
>>121619997
The worst part is all he had to do was wait for Shuriken.
>>121618283
Did someone say rng?
>>121620015
force staff darkseer
with refresher
>>121620015
anything slasher has ever done
>>121619812
or playing from behind
>>121620015
atos crimson bristle
>>121620015
autoattack carry storm spirit
skip remnant
max overload for when you have ult
build shit like mom dedalus bfly sny and manup shitters who cant escape from you because lmao zipzap
>>121620015
Gyro 'support' with aghs, force staff, and veil
>>121620015
>Like cleave sven jungle
fucking legit, just get level 5 + phase MoM in lane and you get insane farm in jungle, leaving the lane for an ally
>>121619997
I'm so disappointed that Sven didnt die to the ancients to really complete the webm
I just made this, what do you guys think?
>>121620015
octarine core silencer
>>121620328
>gyro support is bad
pro tip, stun range is slightly more than smoke of deceit range
>>121620015
skadi hotd qop
>>121620505
That's not a memebuild though
>>121620446
got already posted famas >>121604475
>>121620446
I love you work, Rori, hope you draw more during the Frankfurt major
>>121620446
Cool, but I think CLQ doesn't watch moe shit.
>>121620446
CLQ isn't a girl or a secret fan
I don't know what you tried to accomplish with this
>>121620446
wtf have you done to CLQ?
anyone else here who stalks a pro and downloads their pubs? i watch every game ritsu plays and enjoy the allchatting way too much
>>121620015
My patented Drums Nyx build
Invoker support with Tranqs and Glimmer
Viper support
Elder Titan rush SnY then Daedalus
OD support
Phase MoM Weaver
>>121620170
>activating mask of madness
ayy lmao
>>121620790
>phase MoM Weaver
absolute madman
>>121620170
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
>>121620790
>Viper support
>OD support
I can't see these working in any way
>>121620170
>all that for 550 gold
>that one guy who shits himself and throws a tantrum saying he's afking and feeding because he didn't get mid
Now I remember why I don't play solo.
>>121620170
>lelbabbies will never experience this
>>121620015
eblade dagon lycan
press R -> drive by kills with zapping items
>>121620446
Are you the excellent person who made these?
>top 100 in my class in the world in WoW
>raid mythic with my eyes closed
>can't get above 5k skill in dota
why
I don't get it
>>121620170
>void did not use the mjollnir active a single time
>>121621453
wouldnt even matter
wk makes big hits not fast hits
EE with facecam, what
>>121621447
>WoW
>>121621447
mythic is like 1K mmr, ez as fuck.
>>121620997
this is balanced according to valve
>>121620170
>refresher cd
>reincarnate cd
>cheese used
>bkb used
>aegis used
void bought back, BoT'd in with his team and cleaned the radiant base didn't they?
>>121621447
>pve
>winning a game that isn't very easy but not very hard either
feels good man
>>121621672
>lolbabbies
>>121621447
>rank 2 for my class in wow
>5.3k in dota
Maybe get good?
>>121621575
nice epic meme friend XD
>>121621205
I feel your pain. 2k trash trying to climb ladder and I just wanna get good practice in but I can't get any real games with afkers and intentional feeders
Post your face when secret win the major.
"Don't forget the compendium goals that never happened from TI4, the custom maps that died when they killed d2modd.in, the fact that the game has been out for years and they still haven't ported all the heroes (and now port about ~1 a year)"
>>121621447
>pve
>dont stand in the ground effect
>you know EXACTLY where it will pop up
L O O O L
>>121620446
>>121621314
>>121621791
>you will never fuck a cute c9 / secret fan
>>121621832
glad you liked it anon baka desu senpai
>>121621447
beacause mythic raiding isn't hard. It's literally a scripted fight
>>121621754
>>121621950
only truly bad players actually think that high end raiding is like this.
>>121621758
>win near-impossible game
>feel better than I have in my life
>win the next near-impossible game
>feel nothing but pure seething rage
>>121621943
>literally posting a shitpost from 9 months ago
Why, senpai?
>>121621447
>first page of wowprogress in MoP
>2.5k
yeah that shit isn't comparable
>>121622142
it depends on your headspace really
you have to hype yourself up, like, "im going to prove to myself that i can come back from a game like this. this is what self improvement feels like"
rather than
"fucking faggot shit supports fucking god dammit i GUESS ill carry the team"
I'm new to this game. If I put a sentry ward on the map, with no observer ward next to it, will it reveal invisible heroes like Riki on the minimap? or do i always need an observer ward too?
>>121622123
>pve
>>121622334
no, sentries only give vision for a few seconds, you need an observer ward next to it, generally you shouldn't place it right next to it, but make it so the end of the sentry true vision lines up with the end of the observer vision (click on the wards to see this)
>>121622334
if you hover/select the obs(blue ward) it will display a circle arount that is the range it reveals invis
>>121622489
Oh I was watching a pro match, and they put a sentry ward right here in the very beginning. I thought they were trying to catch enemies with smoke of deceit or something.
>>121622847
that's because they were trying to catch people with their hero vision
>>121609618
DELET THIS
>>121610158
literally everything wrong with that.
kill all traitors. then kill the invaders.
>>121620446
why is CLQ playing on Secret?
>>121621052
Mek rush on Viper, then Orchid for the disable. Prioritize Corrosive Skin over your Orb and Nethertoxin to allow you to stand aggressively and tank harass.
For OD, build similarly to how you would build a CM, and skill normally. Blink or Force Staff is standard to get the reliable lockdown from Astral, and set up for your core to do as much damage as possible. Use Astral Imprisonment into a multi person ult at the start of the fight to capitalize on the AoE.
>>121621672
maybe they shouldn't stand next to each other and let sven farm 4 items
>>121620015
greaves SK
because it purges dust
:
^
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