/mgg/ - Metal Gear & Kojima General:

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skullface is best girl

Reminders:

The novel is not canon
Quiet is alive
Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
Water is wet
2 + 2 = 4

:)

1st for quiet is dead

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Pequod is olev.

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First for Laughing Wallaby.

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nth for paz

>>121526353
THE CUT CONTENT, IT'S IN MY...

Can you send Direct Contract people out on deployments? I want to level my qt, but she never seems to actually leave for the mission. I don't want to take her off it, because she has Climber. Knowing my luck, she'd die picking flowers or something.

>>121526428
No

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Anyone have more of pic related? ...Because, you know, it has to do with the creation of TPP... yeah.

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ocelot is cute! CUTE!

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>>121526273
stop pushing your shitty headcanons on people homie

>>121526229
That's why I suggested Quiet :)

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>>121526486
I see your Ocelot crossplay and raise you a Vamp.

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1st for they fucked

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Anti-waifufag is asleep, post waifus.

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>>121526019
skype?

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>>121526587
LMFAO SAVED

>>121526586
shit wrong reply meant for
>>121526212

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David and Eli are too handsome.

>>121526806
too much fucking bloom it looks like my glasses are smudged

>>121526835
>eli
nigga's ugly as fuck despite being a clone. 0/10

IF YOU WANT TO WATCH SEASON 3 OF 24 WITH /MGG/ ITS PLAYING NOW IN THE STREAM

Just a reminder.

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In terms of waifus, would scout users be titfags and the other classes be assfags?

>tfw titfag

>>121527008
The face capture guy just has a big forehead, I bet he lurks here desu

>>121526806
its funny how smaller it looks in mgs 4

also can anyone explain to me the fucking furnace room?1

and how another door magically appeared

>>121526518
>headcanon

>FOB guard throws grenade at a box, nearby claymore goes off
>He dies
>I die
>fuck

>>121527057
Hes so hot. WHATS THE POINT IN GOING ON.

>>121527081
this when i first saw my scout girl i was shocked at how well she hid them lol

but she still has more ass than quiet

>>121526587
holy shit that makes ocelot better in comparison

>>121527204
>The novel is not canon
this is the only non debatable one
the other 2 are subject to headcanon

>>121527330
The others are also non-debatable

>>121527204
they fucking are, stop voicing your shitty opinion every thread like anyone cares.

>Kaz is not Ocelot
>Quiet is not Chico
>Paz is not Mantis
>Venom Snake is not Frank Jaeger
>Skullface is not Big Boss' alter ego
>No third map
>No ridable motorcycle
>No Camp Omega
>No final boss
>No young Sniper Wolf
>No young Naomi
>No final boss

How does it make you feel after all?

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alive general?

>>121527330
You have it backwards. Ocelot and Big Boss being gay is the subject of faggotposters' headcanon.

>>121527507
fine with every one of those points to be frank sibling

>>121526613
Really?

>>121527427
>Quiet is alive
she's either dead after VS shot her, dead from suicide, or wandering the desert alone. it's up to interpretation.
>Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
you literally have to be retarded or homophobic to not see any of the homo shit in metal gear, even if you don't pair them together.

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>>121527427
oh okay then sorry kojima

>>121527138
>its funny how smaller it looks in mgs 4
>also can anyone explain to me the fucking furnace room?1
>and how another door magically appeared
can someone answer plz

or is it
RETCON

>>121527454
You cared enough to reply though right?

>>121527582
This anon gets it :)

>>121527507
>quiet is not chico

GOOD

BTFO

kojima not having your trap shit

>>121527728
when you're on ps1 you don't have the freedom to express your true vision, it's merely a clearer interpretation of Kojima's genius

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>>121527582
sure, pic related

>>121527709
No problem, anon

>>121527330
>being this fucking bitter that an inconsequential character is dead
>being this fucking upset that gay characters exist

>>121527702
No I just don't see the things through faggot eyes, that's all

>>121527751
well you seem to have cared enough to reply to me calling quiet being alive / no homo headcanon, if we're just pointing out the obvious

>>121528073
mate we're arguing the same point i think you're replying to the wrong guy
>>121527957
what a coincidence, neither do i

>>121528074
I never said I didn't care though, unlike you.

Try again

>>121527957
>being this fucking upset

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>>121527751
"Quiet is alive" doesn't offend anybody

"Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay" is just an attempt to fuck people off and be a dick

why is one allowed to be open to interpretation and not the other

>>121527582
So now that she's dead it would be nice if she actually left the brig. If she could take huey with her that would be nice too.

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>>121528245
i'm not >>121527454 tho

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>>121526506
What are these, developer diaries for ants?

>>121528243
woops, switched up reply order

>>121527305
>but she still has more ass than quiet
That's not hard to achieve.

Regarding Quiet's current status:

>Translation - context: talking about Quiet, in the novelization she dies.

>Interviewer: I see. You wrote the script before the game was complete so the way you perceived it was wrong.

>Hitori Nojima: Afterwards, Kojima pointed out "She's not dead". "In the game it's not clear" he said. I thought, if that's the case you should have told me earlier! (laughs)

>Interviewer: As expected, she's not dead! Well then, I want her to come back! (laughs)

She's listed as MIA, not KIA and even though it's "unclear", Kojima saying "she's not dead" (unless Nojima is talking out of his ass, which he probably isn't) is pretty fucking revealing.
My guess she's alive, but at the very least it is open to interpretation like most people are saying.

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>>121527582
Waifu general

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>>121526486
>>121526587
Hey guys

>>121528947
my interpretation is that she's dead

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>>121527081
>Posting Scout tits
>Not posting a "in the rain" shot
so disappointed in you

>>121528947
Take note: This is the polite, well-informed and concise way to voice an opinion.

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reminder

>>121529132
what is with everyones waifu having giant nigger lips?
its fucking awful

>>121528947
>Afterwards, Kojima pointed out "She's not dead"

:^)

>>121529256
Reminder that even though you have a clear cut explanation of what avataring is you still don't understand it? Okay

Wait a second.
Is there an MGS novel with some gay action in it?
What is it? How could I miss it?

>>121529367
avatarfags from tumblr never seen a real woman before, hence why they all look like shit, they're sexually retarded

>>121529093
okay

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>>121529416
>"In the game it's not clear" he said.

>>121529617
We already knew that, though. Kojima's dropping pretty good hints. Keep in mind this is all in context of the novel, which explicitly stated Quiet died. Kojima is just correcting him, that's all.

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Was it rape?

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>>121529528
>trying to talk about experience with women while simultaneously using 4chan

>>121529853
Men can't be raped. Check your privilege.

>>121529834
This. Fuck this stupid gook author he clearly doesn't know shit

>>121529528
>hurr durr they from tumblr
you anti-waifu's are even more autistic than the waifu posters

>>121529367
>he doesn't like dick sucking lips

kek this general is full of fags

>>121529528
takes one one to know one, i guess

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>This piece of tech came out 30 years after D-walker.

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>>121529528
Nigga are you still bitching about avatarfagging? You faggots whining over screenshots are worse than the ones posting then. Go suck a mod's dick, maybe you'll get your wish and the waifuposters will be gone

>>121530131
Looks a lot better than it too. No more crouching over awkwardly and uncomfortably, minigun and rockets.

>>121530131
>no frontal armor

>>121529367
Those aren't even that big senpai

>Not liking DSL's
S M H
M
H

>>121529853
not if its a cyborg boypussy

>>121529853
Nah raiden secretly loved it

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reminder tumblr kids are also not allowed nor wanted here

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On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime

She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came

In the year of the cat

Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice and lost your ticket
So you have to stay on

But the drumbeat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay

In the year of the cat
Year of the cat

Please, answer.
>>121529518

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>>121530790
neither are you apparently

>>121531018
okay

>>121528337
jesus christ these threads are like tumblr

>>121531291
kek'd

>>121531378
K

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>>121531291

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Spooks.

>>121526627
>That rhino nose

Nigger gremlins aren't allowed in my outer heaven

>>121531706
more like
(wheezing)

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>>121531706
they're cute to be honest family

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>>121531910
>implying

>>121531865
anyone have any shots of what the bikini looks like with a scarf? i hear it looks realyl good on the males but never saw/heard about how it matches with the bikini.

>>121531946
At least they don't wheeze as much as Flaming Buffalo.

>>121532227
>someone saved my shit tier screenshot

fuck me I never noticed the aliasing

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>>121532312
You can't equip chest gear while wearing a swimsuit, not for females anyway. Sorry m8. have hip sway instead.

>>121532227
Aw, he's cute.

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http://www.staynerd.com/interview-with-stefanie-joosten/

>Can you share a fun fact happened during the shooting with Kojima and a tough moment?
>Overall there were a lot of fun moments during the shooting. I really enjoyed shooting funny easter egg scenes that players have to find in the game.
The story I've lost, the content I've lost. Won't stop hurting.

>>121532489
I think she meant the retarded rain dance scene.

does anyone have the picture comparing Ishmael's facemap to the GZ Medic facemap?

So, if Prisoner and Soldier aptitudes are dependent on your MB Platform levels, what about Prisoner and Soldier Skills?

I'd never seen a female POW with Troublemaker before tonight, and my MB platforms are all <30, probably the loweest they've been when I waifu farmed.

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>>121531706
B&B unit > Skulls.

>playing bounty hunter
>kill walker user, take the walker
>someone stabs me in the back and throws me off the walker, then takes control of the walker, all at once
what sorcery is this

>>121532489
I like how she basically shot down the question about "muh sexism". Fucking awesome.

>>121527791
Quiet being Chico would've been the dumbest thing ever

>>121532845
In design, sure. But the fights with the B&B were awful. The Skulls weren't great, but they were still better.

Post waifus

>>121532845
this

raging raven above all
sunny doesn't count since shes the best by default

>>121532985
Action button dummy, Triangle on ps4

>>121533090
i thought you could only R1 throw them?

>>121533041
So we can have faggots crying "avatarfagging waaaaaaah moooooods"? Nah I'll pass this thread

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>>121533041
pic related

>>121533165
There's also a prompt to press the action button, whatever one is the same you use to fulton, and it lets you do some edgy ninja stab & grab. Every class can do it too

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>>121533041

But also >>121526506

>>121533254
Post your bikinifus. I liked the cammy and blue bikini one, those asses are lord have mercAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>121533165
>>121533090
>>121533450

pretty sure only enforcers cant back stab

ive never seen the prompt while an enforcer
then again i suffer from major lag

>>121533490
>Wheezing Buffalo
>"waifu"
Okay

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>>121533041

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>>121532845
That's not saying a whole lot.

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>>121533604
>implying

>>121533254
>faggots
>plural
It was literally one sperglord. The same one it's always been. He types the same exact shit every time. Reeks of underage nonsense

>>121533632
Quiet is so cute

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>>121533571
Fine, since you asked
>>121533712
Sameface threw me off, my bad senpai

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>>121531291
Dont get on his bad side.
he will hack you

>>121533712
im starting to think breathing buffalo was part of les enfants terribles
look at all of her fucking clones

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>>121533021
Were they? Skulls didn't even feel like bosses to me.

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>>121533571
here's cammy in motion

>>121533934
Well that's because they came in two flavors.

"It's the Quiet fight but with more than one Quiet" and "Bullet sponges with quicktime events."

>>121533712
How.

Every randomized S++ I've gotten is a black dude.

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>>121533876
>i can see your ip

>>121534091
>Kikongo is love, Kikongo is life

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>>121534034
>>121533829

Cuddle with my blue beret nao

>>121533829
>>121533881
The face model for Buffalo and Kitten are minutely different. You can really see it around the corners of the mouth on the portraits.

Also, the wheezing characters' portraits (I've seen two distinct versions) are always the same, and different from the non-wheezing lookalikes.

>>121534091
To be totally honest, it's not my screenshot, and IIRC the dude who posted it said she was a trainer-fu since "his save data got corrupted".
I use it because the portrait and Skill are the same as my waifu's. She's 'only' an S, after two medals, though.

God I love defending FOB's. I just wish there was SOME WAY I COULD ACTUALLY DO IT. Why did they put a cap on the amount of people you can support, I'm maxed out and I haven't had an invite in weeks.

>>121534091
>Every randomized S++ I've gotten is a black dude
I'm 99% sure the game is racist as fuck.
>every nig nog is >A+ and Athlete or Tough Guy
>every white dude is <A and a fucking Troublemaker or Boaster

>>121534593
Play in afghanistan or rescue prisoners you nerd.

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>>121534034
increase your bitrate to 8000
downsize the image to 720 or crop the image for its just your character

>>121534226
>infilshits

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>>121529018


>Bandanna over eyebrows


I like this cosplay already

>>121532489
>the rainbow bathing
>the arm raising in Africa
>the motions she does when squirting her with a water gun
>the random instances where shivers and shakes
now fuck off reddit

>>121529018

m8 that's a 10/10 cosplay

>>121534034
>cammy
get the fuck out you autistic FGCfag

>>121535963
>Gets BTFO for bitching and moaning about avatar-fagging
>I'll start bitching about them being FGCfags instead!
Have you not ended your own life yet?

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Listening for whispers of your return
Breathing the fire your light still burns
The beacons through history's turning page
Eons of empty, the wars I've waged
Just to be with you

I have been waiting
I've waiting for you for so long
I will be standing
Right beside you is Where I belong

Into the ether you disappeared
Through the silence ringing clear
No momentum
Each beat of my heart turns a thousand years over
My burden is ballast
Crucified, sober
The weight of an endless sleep
When yours is the soul I keep
To wake from eternal sleep

I will wait forever
Until the ties that bind us sever
I will be waiting for you
Just to be with you
Until the time starts anew
Just to be with you
I will be with you.

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>>121529018
Oh

>>121535761
havent seen you in a while :)

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>>121536360
>Into the ether you disappeared
>Through the silence ringing clear

>africa
>NO FUCKING LIONS

>Afghanistan
>the rare as fuck bear

>>121536360
bandanna looks so fuckin stupid covered in blood

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>>121534091
I got a pretty decent variety, although some of these FOB recruits are a bit suspect.

>>121536554
thats just sad

>>121536906
lets see U do better

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>>121536774
Sometimes I want color options.

The perpetually fresh blood does look pretty stupid after a while though

>>121535963
you are SUCH a miserable cunt, it must be horrible being you.

>>121537051
do i even need to try

>>121533079
>raging raven
Textbook definition of a butterface.

>>121536360
This is the face of a man who just lost someone he loved

>>121537139
>Sometimes I want color options.
Why doesn't every piece of clothing have color options? MGO proves they can do it but choose not to. God damn it.

>>121537297
I don't even remember what any of their faces look like, all 4 were boring fights anyways

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>>121526486
>>121526587
>>121529018
>>121536554

>>121537350
Yeah, in lieu of a proper MGS1 Sneaking Suit, I wouldn't mind being able to give Venom's a blue tint and maybe color the body harness something else.

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>>121535385
>bandanna on avatar's face doesn't go over his eyebrows
>ends up looking like shitty snake cosplay
>which is exactly what venom is

>>121537478
These are all the same guy right?

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>>121537441

>>121537297
>raging raven
>butter face
>not screaming mantis

>Venom, his body bruised and broken from his fight with Solid, lays on the floor of a collapsing Outer Heaven, and as the flames rise and infrastructure collapses, he reaches out and whispers "Quiet..." before being consumed by the flames

That's the Metal Gear I want to play, not

>lol take photographs of rape victims making slutty poses, and listen to zombie Zorro bitch about parasites and language

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>>121537297
>Yumi Kikuchi
>butterface

You are on crack, anon.

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>>121537595
Mantis was kinda hot in a milf kind of way. Crying Wolf was the real meh one.

>>121537734
Hey, if both of those were in the same game I wouldn't have minded.

>>121537734
>>121537818
there's just no emotional payoff for anything you do or see, except for the Paz arc. and Shining Lights i guess.

There;s so many things I didn't realize during my first playthrough and I feel retarded

>didn't know you could actually pick up huey with the walker and carry him to the chopper that way
>didn't know you could pick up explosive barrels and throw them with d-walker
>didn't know you could mash triangle to speed up lockpicking
>didnt know you could play fetch with DD by throwing magazines

>>121537569
Truly the best

>>121537940
>didn't know you could pick up explosive barrels and throw them with d-walker
I'm sorry what

>>121538031
How are you typing if you're blind?

>>121537940
>didnt know you could play fetch with DD by throwing magazines
WAT

>>121538214
You can't

What does Old Snake's chest thing say in MGS4?

>>121537940
>didnt know you could play fetch with DD by throwing magazines
I tried doing that on motherbase once and nothing happened and i just thought they didn't bother adding a "playing fetch with DD" function.
Does it really work?

>>121538081
this blind pedophile made a youtube account and hunted for videos of young boys going to the bathroom and would hound them into making more explicit sounding videos so he could hear them pissing and shitting easier

im not even trolling

>>121538332
Otaku Soul

>>121537569
>Butterface
in what fucking way?

>>121538332
"let the world be" iirc

>>121538271
I wish I had read this before I tried.

>peg D-Dog with a magazine
>He looks at me blankly
>"Bond with D-Dog has decreased"

>>121537940
>didn't know you could pick up explosive barrels and throw them with d-walker
bullshit
>didn't know you could mash triangle to speed up lockpicking
>didnt know you could play fetch with DD by throwing magazines
[EXTREME] bullshit

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>>121538332
Kiss my sexy nipples.

>>121537771
Stop posting this thing please

>>121538613
lockpick thing is legit it's worked since GZ

>>121538481
In the way that her face is awful.

>>121526486
>>121537771
What does she normally look like?

>>121538613
The lockpicking thing is true. Same with choking people out if you weren't aware of that either.

>>121536808
Yikes

Just in general Is there a faster way to get distinguised service medals than to S-rank cloaked in silence three times?

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>>121538214
>>121538362
tfw

>>121537787
Personally, it's the hair that puts me off. Not a big fan of that pillar bouffant, not that I'd hold it against her.

>>121539268
>Fulton him

dund dry to drik meh dolun.

Can someone post the Eli/Big Boss model swap webm?

>>121539268
>>121539419
>fulton him

>Camper on AA gun
>Put a bullet into his collar bone
>He's fine
>Headshots me

Does the sniping suck in MGO or is the Mosin just shit?

>>121539768
>Does the sniping suck in MGO
Sure does

>>121539768
mosin needs 2 body shots usually, headshot is an instant knockdown

i thought it was just me but someone else mentioned there seems to be a one-hit KO hitbox somewhere on the chest, maybe the heart? people get 1-hit kill chest shots with the M2000 which is bolt action but they hit people in the chest. i've had similar experiences knocking out enforcers in 1 hit with the mosin in 1 shot when it's supposed to take more.

>>121539815
Thanks, I'd at least want to know if it's me or not

>>121539923
That's what kept confusing me. At times I'd get 1 shot kills through the chest and other times it would take 2-3 shots. Although hearing of a sweet spot makes sniping a little less painful now

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5 cents short of the enforcer battle swimsuit for the venom character you're forced to use and I'll have one for all three classes. Daily login coins really add up

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what kind of panties does Ocelot wears?

>>121540569
Boxer briefs

>>121540318
>not using the coins to buy a free FOB to not have a broken hiring process

>>121539897
What's the link for movie night again? Tried looking in the OP. Is it on twitch or something?

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>>121533571
Bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the jungle oh no no no no no

>>121540569
go away faggot

>>121540689
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17CC71ca3Ak8hD3znRX5w05rSytOw6rIU6Xmtlt259AU/pub

its in this doc along with any other info you'd like on how movie time is run

>>121540843
Thanks Boss.

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>>121534226
GOBLIN
O
B
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I
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>>121540628
I guess if you just don't build a platform you can reserve waiting room without making yourself vulnerable to attack?

Guess base development is the obvious choice, seeing as it's the easiest to infiltrate and gives basically no benefit if you've already finished 2 FOBs

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>>121540569
seehang pls

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>>121540719
>tfw delicious brown

Got sick and I'm congested. Up-side is that I sound like Venom. I sound just like him if I slur every word

>>121541210
Say "You're all diamonds" for us.

>>121541210
Record some stuff

>>121541210
how you hear yourself and how others hear you is some crazy shit

practice practice practice

>>121541308
>>121541314
>>121541417

I'm better now (unfortunately?) it didn't occur to me until my friend pointed it out.
Almost winter so I'll walk around without my scarf and see what happens. Is Vocaroo easy to use?

>>121527582
Quiet is currently in my brig, well listed. I already 100% the game and platinum it. I'm pretty sure she survived the sarlacc pit.

>>121540719
>>121541118
>niggers

>>121541210
>On your feet, soldier.

>I'm like you, I have no name.

>Neither enemy nor friend. I'm from a world where those words are meaningless.

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>>121541640
>/pol/

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>>121540945
Niggah it's just a game senpai, it ain't even my real waifu so who cares desu

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>consolekids posting their sameface "waifus" in bikinis they literally paid MONEY for
>on a tacked on generic shooter
pathetic family

>>121541659
>>121541308

I'll practice these lines then

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Getting my wisdom teeth pulled and all i can think about is this. I'm fucking terrified.

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>>121540318
>foisting Medic avatar into one of only three slots
>he's still voiced by Keifer despite being pre-surgery
>can't be deleted
>can't alter his class

If this isn't a ploy to sell us more character slots down the line, I'll be pretty fucking shocked.

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>>121541896
I got my MB coins on the breadline, didn't pay a cent.

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>>121541067
Nothing is sacred.

>>121542018
Big Slosh is on the PS4 /mgg/ group i can always ask him next time we play MGO

but no one is playing until the new patch so it's gonna be a while i guess

>>121541896
MB coins were free

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>>121541896
>he thinks we paid money

>>121541896
>thinking anybody buys MB coins
>projecting this hard
>playing the same missions repeatedly
>using reddit memes still

for those who log on every day how many MB coins do you have?

how much do the animal hats/bikinis cost?

>>121542264
915 MB coins here.

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>>121540569

>>121542264
~900
300 a pop last I heard

>>121542078
That's exactly how it is, actually

>>121542078
ask them to gass you and pray you dont have a sick minded dentist and assistants
or at least fuckable ones

>>121542373
Dentist here, I can confirm this.

>>121542138
>>121542181
>>121542176
>>121542206
>being poor
i mean yeah you have consoles but damn that's pathetic

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>>121541896
>Not having money to burn on frivolous items
>Being this poor

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>>121542171
>Playing with slosh
>starts saying hentai quotes in venom snakes voice
MFW

>>121542418
8/10
Could've just left it at "being poor"

>>121542397
I got a dentist boner once and it was most distressing

>>121542264
i got 700+
but i dont log in that often anymore

thinking of buying for that SSS platform for that sweet sweet fire resources

>>121542171
That'd be great if I wasn't on PS3

>inb4 poorfag

>>121542418
You a politician? You backflip like one.

>>121542478
it's actually kinda disorienting sometimes because he'll say something and my brain is listening for the pre-recorded clips Kiefer did for the radio and i'll get confused because i don't remember it being one of the lines

>>121542494
>e-everyone who isn't a consolekid is baiting!!!!
let me know when the beta ends :^)

>>121542373
>>121542414
don't listen to them, anon.

it's much worse. are you having all of them pulled? if you believe in a god, you should pray.

>>121542512
had a qt asian dentist once and had the same thing happen after staring into her eyes for a while

she was flushed and blushing and shit
should of got her number
but no money no woman

>>121542638
See, now it just isn't funny
Take it from me slugger, I'm a professional comedian, you gotta know when to stop

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>>121542418
>these losers paid money
they didn't
>these losers are poor
well done anon.
you really showed them

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>>121542638
>Pkeks being this mad.

>>121542817
>tumblr meme games
it's like you can't run anything else :^)
>>121542768
>projecting
>>121542756
>console kid
>professional anything

>shoot a bunch of FOB security on an upper platform
>get to them eventually, decide to fulton them
>they all fell onto a mine which ignores them but blows up the moment I get close
Mines shouldn't work this way!

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>>121542721
Same here, gorgeous asian dental assistant with giant tits and a beautiful face.

Literally half an hour of boner

>>121543004
It has to be otherwise they blow themselves up and alert defenders

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>>121542601
>"Help me out"
>"Help me out"
>"Help me out"
>"PULL IT OUT, IM CUMING!!"

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>>121541640
>not loving tactical hoochies

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>>121542979
>buzzwords
C'mon you gotta try harder than that.

>>121543138
You're supposed to put mines in places where your security doesn't patrol, which is where the majority of them are located.

>>121543173
>AW DAMN IT, I'M BEING FULTONED
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>121543286
And if a suspicious guard walks into one then you're fucked

ignore baiting pc keks and move on. its not that difficult guys

>>121543541
BUT I CANT LOSE AN INTERNET ARGUMENT, MY REPUTATION AS AN ANONYMOUS POSTER IS AT STAKE

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>>121543363
>muh ess jay doubleyew boogeyman
>le reddit meme

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>>121543735
Dumb frogposter

>>121543836
who is this demon semen?

>>121543904
Paige. WWE wrestler.

>>121543836
>>121543904
bra is not her size

DROPPED

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Reminder that bait in all forms is faggotry and should be disregarded

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>mfw the Kana poster hasn't shown up
I need my fix nigga, you're my hero in this sea of shit/avatar/waifuposting

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Brownposting?

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>>121544502
That it is, anon

>>121544502
more holy shit

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>>121544359
not Kana poster but have this in the meantime

sure is video games in here

The voice isn't coming until I get sick again, but how's that slur sound?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s063HESMk1Z3

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>>121544608

>>121536808
I invaded a dude who hacked hardcore. Had all S++ defenders with S++ in every stat. They were also all female. Stole to my heart's content.

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Quiet best girl

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>>121544782
She's in WWE 2k16, it counts

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>>121544608
pc cook without mgo here, have this QT I found.

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knowing how badly directed this game was,
Kojima probably made BigBoss on the other side of this sand dune with his bike ready to take quiet away

>>121544924
That's not Metal Gear related, so no.

>>121544980
>knowing how badly directed this game was,
Wrong word. Direction was fine. The writing was the problem.
As shit as the story may have been, Kojima's direction in the cutscenes was top notch.

>>121544980
>badly directed
You shut your whore mouth

>>121544830
10/10 fucking nailed it

>>121544693
Who WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is this?

>>121545079
You said videogames, not Metal Gear

>>121545082
I think part of the problem with the writing was that people neglect to listen to the audio tapes after each mission. THat filled in a lot of gaps for me.... still wished they did more with the story though.

Vocal cord parasites confused me and were not a very good idea in general.

>>121544782
I blame that kid that's calling everyone else kids and saying that they are tumblr
he stands out so much its kinda sad

>>121545286
My favorite thing about the parasites is how they were just invented as a convenient plot device and have 0 relevance to any other MGS

I still don't know the difference between regular ones and those "that cover"

I was fine with being Venom.
I was fine with the "legends" told from previous Metal Gears was just Venom and Diamond Dogs globe trotting and wrecking shit.
I was fine with not seeing what happened after Venom punches the mirror because he gets his shit pushed in by Solid Snake anyway.
Okay cool.

What hurt the most was that Big Boss' side of the story was just summed up as "And then he built Zanzibar land while training Foxhound. Fill in the blanks for yourself now."

I mean, if you're just going to pull this kind of ending and dismantle all the legends and rumors, you might as well go all the way with exposition, but I'm just the consumer so the fuck does my opinion matter, right?

>>121539168
Well the simplest way is to keep sending specific soldiers on combat deployments until they get one, but there's a risk of KIAs.
I prefer to do FOBs to get them, since I'm doing those anyways. Just make sure you put them on direct contracts first or they can get killed if you fail.

>>121545729
pottery

Just bought a gaming PC for MGO. Can't wait to finally play it this weekend.

>>121545551
Vocal cord parasites kill their hosts.
Metallic archaea eat metals and produce weapon grade uranium.
Ones the cover give superpowers.

>>121546080
>Just bought a gaming PC
inb4 the flood of just build it

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>>121546080
kek have fun m8

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>>121544679

>>121546080
Hope you're ready for a disappointing weekend.

>>121544830
pick up a cheap pack of cigarettes or eat a milkshake, something to get you congested

>>121546080
Good luck with that anon :)
Let me know how it works out

>>121546183
There was also the custom parasite that made Zero retarded, but I don't think it was given a name.

>>121546080
Is not that good desu

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>>121545197
cana

>>121546437
English Strain of Vocal chord parasites

>>121546402
I kek'd. Honestly not a bad idea though