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Housewives of Motherbase Edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Last thread: >>121428248
Mosquito a cute.
PC mgsv a shit
>>121465649
You'll genderbend anyone, huh?
>>121465962
>mgsv a shit
fixed
>>121465649
Your waifu a shit.
>>121466274
>killing Mosquito
You're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all
>>121466274
>markers on
You're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all
To comment on the motorcycle Ocelot from the last thread.
VOTE FOR MOVIE TIME
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
TONIGHT, 8PM EST IS SEASON 3 STREAMING OF 24
Movie Time is on Monday.
Snake is sexy even when he's old.
FOX.....
>>121466886
ALIVE!
>We still don't have animals wandering our MB
>We'll never have them wandering our FoB's
>We will never know the joy of watching angry bears maul invaders
Reminder that blue is mine and you need another color to join the cool kids club
>>121466274
>Heading to first platform
>Spotted
>Hide for a second at the bottom
>Hear a grenade being thrown by enemy
>Mission completed
What incompetent base-invaders
I haven't played MGSV for a month now. How do you guys think my FOBs are holding up? Does anyone invade anymore?
>>121467425
They're fine. No.
>>121463116
>>121463652
So it's safe?
>>121466274
The Mosquito Man?
>>121467772
When konami is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
So I ended up getting the collector's edition just yesterday though Amazon and I was happy about the few cosmetic perks and the smaller-than-expected replica bionic arm. Unfortunately, I can't find any codes or instructions for downloading the cosmetic items (the gold skins and unique hat for MGO, also the Snake costume, Venom emblem, box skins, everything)!
Did anyone else buy this? How did you all get these items? Were they only available for a short time?
>>121467587
yes
Who would you like to see in MGO and what would be their special abilities ?
>Miller.
>Everyone within three feet gets charmed.
Is there a mod to replace DD staff with the old MSF guys?
>>121468236
You can do a model swap, but their heads will clip through the balaclavas. You could swap them with Medic's model, but they'll have either no gloves or surgical gloves.
There should be a way through the Lua to stop the free-roam 'mission' from loading heads, like the Skull Face mission, but I haven't found it yet.
>>121467587
yes, but you won't have anyone at the waiting room unless you do it manually
>>121468640
That reminds me, is there any way to fire people while they're still in the brig?
>>121468730
nope, you need to wait until ocelot finishes "convincing" them to join you
>>121466428
>>121466573
Big boss can go to hell.
>>121468198
Solid Snake.(young and old) with Octocamo.
Raiden(Cyborg and Human) with his fucking sword.
Meryl with her Desert Eagle.(And SOP)
The Boss with her Patriot, and she can't be cqc'd she always counters cqc if attempt on her.
Volgin, no guns just Lightning powers and lightning CQC.
>>121468198
>saving my images
Makes me feel weird.
>>121469306
that image is really nice, anon, do you mind if I keep it for myself?
>>121469383
You may.
Friendly reminder that posting MGO waifus is just fine as long as someone asks and you aren't being a roleplaying weeb
>>121467256
I already told you to share nigga
>>121468198
Skull Face, just so he can actually fight instead of being a do-nothing antagonist
>>121469246
Man why is MGO2 so fucking operator
>>121469526
>as long as someone asks
>nobody asked yet he still posts his "waifu"
>>121469526
Holy shit, HOLD UP NEGRO.
Is that a mole on her breast or just a horny fly?
>>121466590
thats so neat, you draw that?
Spooky scary Skulls.
>>121469664
why is that a thing anyways?
do the parasites just turn invisible or what
>>121468127
I'd kill a man for that steelbook.
>>121469614
It was more for blue bikini guy's sake, I couldn't resist
>>121469967
Well I'll let you off the hook this time.
But if the boss finds out, you're in trouble.
>>121469526
That's it, you're done kid......... Nothin personnel. Blue is MINEyou in the chat senpai?
>>121469615
Enforcer tits have moles, not sure why.
>>121469526
people should get used to it because they are gonna double down on it when PC players get a hold of mgo and can post screencaps of their waifus at 4k with reshade
For PC anons.
Does anybody experience a frame drop when saving to a checkpoint?
This always happens to me, I think it's because my laptop uses a traditional hard drive but I'm not sure.
Why aren't there fire mode selectors? Come to think of it, why are all the guns Donut Steel KA-47's or 1191's instead of real guns?
>>121470052
I'm not in the group or community or whatever it is desu, I missed the bus on that
>>121470062
Enforcer shall me my first MGO qt then, no question about it.
>>121470147
No licensing, which is sad because even Peace Walker had it
>>121470147
>Why aren't there fire mode selectors?
Too much work?
> Come to think of it, why are all the guns Donut Steel KA-47's or 1191's instead of real guns?
Paid so much for the Keif, they couldn't afford to get those trademarks.
>>121470168
You should join the chat. The community is not used at all. Then I can play with you and be tsundere for taking my color
>>121470389
i still dont know why warburtons man exists but im just fine with it.
>>121470259
>Licensing issues
>On weapons that were patented over a century ago
wew
Quiet isalive,ALIVE!
>>121471110
Than why did she let Venom die in MG?
>>121470389
And what is this chat kind sir? Don't see it in the OP, or maybe I'm blind as a bat
>>121471191
>implying Venom is dead
>implying that when Outer Heaven he didn't finally decided to drop the gun and no longer be a trigger
>implying he didn't save the few surviving soldiers from Outer Heaven before it exploded
>implying he didn't use his medical expertise to patch them up
>implying they didn't see it as an end of an era, and decide to all go their separate ways
>implying Venom doesn't end up finding Quiet, who more advanced technology was able to have the parasites removed
>implying they didn't they spend the rest of their days together, living in peace
>>121471707
Ps4 chat, drop your psn
>>121471720
Lay off the peace pipes Tonto, you getting pretty delusional
>>121471720
>Dat delusion
>>121472103
Why is Kaz so hot?
>>121472352
He's burning with revenge.
Is DD a male or female?
Is D-Horse a male or female?
>from here on out... you will be my eyes
What did he mean by this?
>>121472546
As great as Kazuhira "One Man Klan" Miller is, he is still only one man.
He needs others to look out for cipher agents and spying bitches in his off time while he's removing kikongo
Kaz is fucking crazy. Nothing about him makes any sense.
>>121472673
This.
>MFW people took him literally and think he's blind.
BLIND
IN THE DEEPEST NIGHT
>>121472762
REACHING OUT
GRASPING FOR A FLEETING MEMORY
>>121472703
Hes a flake who doesn't know what he wants and constantly contradicts himself. He's also one of my favourite characters.
His mother went nuts, right? She had a degenerative brain disorder, at least, and by the end of her life couldn't even remember who Kaz was. Maybe he's going the same way.
>>121472752
what the fuck is up with his eyes ?
>>121468127
So no one else got the collector's edition?
>>121472752
His vision is definitely impaired a little, but he more than enough makes up for it by having developing a sixth sense that detects enemy agents
https://youtu.be/b8etA3NRP0c?t=17
>>121472990
it's just a little bright is all
Why are the all the Snakes such manlets.
>>121472990
could be traumatic optic neuropathy, which is partial blindness brought on from trauma.
>tfw you realize that nothing would've happened if it wouldn't be for snake's precious nuke
>tfw you realize DD is a wolf
>tfw snake killed his own men
>>121473063
That cutscene is so bad.
>>121473063
Hes so fucking cute, I love this scene. THAT THING COST A LOT OF MONEY.
Also what's with that totally half-assed gunspin ocelot, jesus. Maybe he was hungover.
>>121473349
oh fuck off
>>121473063
Could Ocelot have shot through the blades?
i want quiet to rape me desu
>>121474654
I just want the best waifu back
>>121475163
Nicaraguan Meryl is pretty good. Much better than Eva, who is a massive slut.
>>121473428
>DD soldiers doing nothing
>Revolver "Weather man" Ocelot
>Kaz smelling pussy parasites from a mile away
>You assaulted our men ? Here take my gun.
>I like gorgozonla anyway
10/10 writing
>>121475607
epic post, someone screencap this
>>121475163
I really wish they expanded a bit more on watch she's doing aside from simply saying
>Yeah, she's handling some shit in the government sector
>>121475870
Hey, at least it's better than Bioware just killing off characters on fucking Twitter.
>>121475967
This. Better being safe offscreen than having her character decimated.
What was she trying to achieve ?
Why didn't she use her superhuman strength to knock him out ?
How come his teeth are stronger than her ?
>>121475967
>Killing characters on Twitter
Wut
>>121476165
she's a massive autisto who wanted to make a scene
>>121473063
>shitty music, care of the Ocelot unit
>no chicks
>wheelchair geezer who won't shut up about preventing copulation
>Kaz takes your cigar
If Solid Snake is not a full clone (and just BB's son)why does he look exactly like him?
>>121476809
nah I think his face looks slightly different and he is definitely shorter. Solidus is the only perfect clone.
>>121476809
Because he's a clone. Just not full.
>>121476809
Solid only has the superior genes.
>>121476873
Solid looks the same as Solidus though.
>>121476971
%%Inferior.%%
>>121476809
BB was the only genetic donor for Solid, so there's no genetic mother involved although they did use gene therapy to try and modify certain traits so he's not an exact copy.
>>121476248
That >>121476778 was for you.
>>121476659
That cigar was probably full of some dank ass kush Ocelot got him. They were going to get high later and eat that entire fucking cake together, but Kaz is a buzzkill.
>>121477315
B-but he just wanted the boss to blow out the candles first
>>121477372
What the fuck did Kaz even get him for his birthday? Ocelot got him like six crates of cigars.
>>121477568
maybe he made the cake
>>121477619
How the fuck is a guy with one fucking arm and one fucking leg going to make a cake?
...fuck.
Skull Face's lips!
>>121477802
The same way he made all his hamburgers.
>>121476204
Well, it was only one pretty minor character, but still.
There was another character you meet in Mass Effect 2 (voiced by Adam Baldwin) that everyone thought would be in the third as well.
But nope, he got killed in an e-mail.
>>121477802
he just takes his time and tries his best :C
>>121468127
The code wasn't packaged with the PS4CE for whatever reason.
I bought my CE from Amazon as well. The code show show up in your e-mail in a day or two.
>>121476809
Where's the picture on the right from? Also, this is how young snake looks like, they're not really identical and you could even compare OS and BB in MGS4 to see it
It was going to be good /mgg/..........
What did we do to deserve this shit?
>>121469045
He didn't sell out, the only time he wasnt present during the MSF attack was when he had to go and rescue paz and chico
Plus paz had a bomb in her meant to kill snake
It's very obvious the whole situation was a set up for big boss rather than being of any help
>>121480634
He doesn't look like that anymore. These renders were done with the new fox engine.
>>121481401
I doubt those are fox engine renders.
There would be no reason to render it in a game engine.
>>121481401
Those aren't FOX engine renders, NS doesn't look like that in the release trailer, its probably either the legacy cover like the SS one or the cover/promo for the MGS3 3D or something
>>121476809
i've always felt like solid has a darker, more gaunt look about him that big boss. it could just be the facial hair, though.
>>121481401
I'm glad they dropped the knifey-pistol thing. It looks pretty dumb.
>tfw you'll never get to see The Boss in the FOX Engine
>>121481543
>half the cutscenes were Snake sheathing his knifei'm probably remembering it wrong
>>121481543
How can you not like knifegun?
>>121481529
This is Fox Engine NS at least
>>121480634
it's promo art for the MGS Legacy collection. I wouldn't take it too seriously. Solid looks like Biggu Boossu with no moustache
Also
>NAKED SNAKE LOOKING 40 WHEN HE'S IN HIS LATE TWENTIES
Nothing riles me up more than anythin
>>121481787
>>121480634
Is it just me or does Young Snake look fucking weird in MGS4? Like, to me he doesn't look anything like BB, or how Solid Snake looked in MGS2.
>>121481779
No, this is
>>121482019
He looks better, MGS2 had awful expressions and faces
>>121482092
>that beard and mustache
pls stop
>>121482019
If by 'fucking weird', you mean handsome as fuck, yes, defintely.
>>121482156
You can blame Kojima for that, it still doesn't change the fact that its supposed to represent NS
>>121480634
Looks the same too me.
>>121482240
I am aware but I am personally biased towards my screenshot, alos Kojima can suck a big one after this shit.
>>121467256
Would you accept a green waifu?
>>121481779
I appreciate it, but he still looks old as fuck. Those two iconic lines along his cheek add like another decade. A 29 year old shouldn't look like that.
>>121482250
Does it really? Low res pictures make anything look the same
>>121482336
>but I am personally biased towards my screenshot
He didn't even have any stubble in 3, yours makes it even worse
>>121482092
>NS looked like he was in his late 40s
>>121482514
>He didn't even have any stubble in 3
u wot
>>121482591
>modded in
>official trailer made by the creator himself
>missing the point
>>121482703
That's obviously a beard
>>121482498
A short one yeah
N E V E R E V E R
>>121483191
Good.
>>121482929
like this
>>121482019
>Like, to me he doesn't look anything like BB, or how Solid Snake looked in MGS2.
Oh really?
>>121483234
That's what I posted
>>121482368
10/10 would cuddle with.
Why no green beret? I had enough for blue and red beret in 3rd ascension.
>>121483330
I was going for pic related
reminder
>>121465962
Jealous? It's well optimized for pc and has a good mod community. What's not to like?
>>121483251
>>121483845
Shitposting is also against the rules.
Christ there's some ugly fuckers in Diamond Dogs
>>121484301
Yeah, like you.
>>121484403
Nah man, even I am more handsome than some of my staff members.
>>121482514
MGS4 Snake is all over the place.
>>121482827
Yes, and that's why his screenshot of Venom with a long beard is a better representation of Fox Engine Nake Snake than the one with a short beard.
>>121485250
His screenshot is the modded one though
>>121471720
>implying they didn't end up having twins, a boy and girl, that they named Paz and Kaz
>>121484672
i chalk it up to a difference of art style. no one prior to MGS4 really looked like a real person.
>>121469885
why? it's ugly as sin. pic related is a million times nicer, and you can still pick it up pretty cheap off ebay.
>>121472352
Genetics.
>>121477846
There's a grenade in front of you.
I'm experiencing way more ..."anomalies" in the gameplay my second time through.
Searchlights keep glitching out so that I can't see the beam of light, but they still function as usual.
I was able to develop all the Security Devices without finding the Blueprints for them.
Despite finding the Blueprint for the Guncam, there's no development icon for it at all in my Security Devices, not even the placeholder question mark.
I can't enter any of the labs in the Central Base Camp, despite having completed "Hellbound".
At least I haven't gotten the permanent Combat Alert glitch yet.
>>121483683
Dear Lord, that ass and thighs.
On one hand, I want that statue (and the Samus one), on the other, it'd look kind of weird. And I also kind of don't care.
They're really expensive, too.
>>121486762
i hate this image, thats not ocelot, fuck you.
>>121487047
There is no guncam yet and Im pretty sure those doors are supposed to be locked normally. Everything else is weird though
>>121486691
Jap CE gets that one right? Along with an artbook and the 1:1 bionic arm. They really get the best things
>>121487207
>implying they aren't brothers
>>121486691
That's the one I have. I'd happy swap it for the "snake and his two wives" edition.
>>121487310
Yeah I just remembered that the Guncam Blueprint is actually for the Intercept Head.
In my other game I can freely enter all of the labs on CBC. The have Materials and shit in them.
>>121487343
They aren't unless Konami feels the need to shoehorn more jap ancestry into either The Boss or The Sorrow.
>Venom single handed Sally in Afghanistan but this time he needs backup.
Nethertheless, that sounds like a really good scene.I wonder how Kojima would have fuck it up.
>shitposts everywhere
>waifu spamming
>stefanie joosten spamming
>memes every other post
The mods are obviously not doing their jobs around here.
>>121488063
He would have fucked it up by having it just be a copy paste of the Sally fight in Afghanistan, only with two support helicopters.
>>121488129
Thread's been semi-slow for the last hour or two. If you think this is bad you should've been here yesterday.
>kazelot has changed...
>>121488129
I'm normally posting copious amounts of Ocelot. Be thankful I'm too tired to contribute, I guess.
>>121488448
>>121488690
I fucking laugh at the filename EVERY TIME.
>>121487047
I guess Hellbound's bunkers are locked away because they are supposed to be 'story mission' locations.
Like the cave in the power plant or the industral zone in Africa.
which is a bummer because those places are cool.
>>121488690
>>121488758
>>121488690
Friendly reminder that this "monster" made the OP pic.
>>121465512
>QTS FARMING
>https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
my nigger, thanks for adding.
>>121488991
>>121488991
what's up with the eye-liner?
Is it for TACTICAL ADVANTAGE?
I hate that the MGS3 fanbase has high jacked series and now people only care about Big Boss, ocelot and etc.
>>121489294
I'm white but i accept your gratefulness.
>>121489215
>>121489515
>>121489476
>>121489457
>>121488991
>>121488758
>>121489370
>using make-up to give yourself the same contours as Ocelot
Bitch, please.
>>121489476
>Muh Mary Sue Snake isn't getting attention anymore! Abloo bloo bloo
>>121489731
>these are the people who make up a majority of the fanbase
>>121472352
because he is the only angel on motherbaes
>>121489863
So it looks like my initial judgement of you was correct and I can now safely ignore everything else you have to say. Thanks for letting me know so early on, buh-bye now.
>>121489476
>
everyone hates bb now
>>121467256
Friendly reminder that your goblin waifu is shit.
>>121490265
He says, posting a gorilla.
>>121488129
Don't worry, the new janitors will wipe these garbage away, like these avatarfaggot.
>>121490265
>>121490378
>>121490265
>posts a nigger
Lul
>>121490425
How is
>>121490378
avatarfagging?
>>121489632
Every thread until we like it?
>>121490552
read >>121483845
before posting kiddo
>>121489731
I just wish that the later generation characters and story was still relevant among the fanbase. No one cares about talking about them, yet they can circle jerk to Big Boss and Ocelot forever. It sucks. But whatever let's Big Boss's thighs some more.
>>121490773
I'm not even that waifufaggot. If my waifu was that ugly I'd fucking kill myself. If you wanna bitch about avatarfagging, >>121490813
>>121490813
>likes niggers
Fuck off avatarfag
>>121490781
>No one cares about talking about them
Hey, I care about my waifu, and would like to know what happens to her after MGS4.
>>121490265
>>121490378
Just curious, are there balaclavas in MGO?
>>121491187
>Being triggered by someone with superior taste.
You need to calm down there, buddy!
>>121491579
Don't ask me, I just zoomed in on that goblin bitch and posted it here.
>>121491579
I'm pretty sure I've seen it, yes.
>>121491625
inb4 >undermeme
>>121491625
>>121491739
>Tumblrtale
>waifu/avatarfaggot
This explains a fucking lot, kill yourself
Just sayin.
>>121491625
this is the fucking worst post ever.
>>121491981
>He can't stop responding to this freshly baked bait.
>>121491370
She spends the rest of her days cleaning Johnny's sheets and skid marked underwear.
>>121492221
Kill yourself you 14 year old sounding faggot
why are you guys always fighting
>>121492365
>He's still falling for it.
>>121492232
>marrying that shitter
I will never understand.
>>121492463
>>121492681
>>121492469
>>121492221
Why are you here kid? Literally nobody on this entire site likes you nor wants you here, better off killing yourself faggot.
>>121492463
It's not "us" guys, it's faggots spilling out of their containment generals.
>>121491370
I haven't played MGS4 in awhile but Did Meryl retired from the military?
>>121492469
You're a lonely person who's on 4chan 24/7. Get some friends loser.
>>121492531
He knows how to keep her magazine well filled.
>>121492904
Not that I can remember. I don't think they mention anything of the sort. It's the wedding, and that's it.
But I haven't played it in a long time, either, so I could be wrong.
>>121493162
>blundertale / witcher posting
mate you aren't helping your image
If you had to give the Metal Gear franchise to another company/studio to make more games, who would you pick?
>>121470131
That happened to me in ground zeroes. Then I got an SSD before TPP, and it never happened to me in TPP
>>121493426
Platinum. More Risings but with proper dev cycles.
>>121493523
>>121493426
Metal Gear needs to die. Do something new.
Post QT nips
>>121493426
Rockstar games.
>>121493523
>more risings
>>121493583okay
>>121493637
please make modder for me
---------------------------------------
por favor pueda mod a me
>>121493426
Bethesda
>>121470131
I only noticed this started happening to me a couple updates ago. Pretty sure I didn't have this issue before when the game first released.
is there a proper strategy for a quiet exit? i just die and retry over and over, surely there's a proper way to beat right?
>>121493858
Why?
>>121493075
Yeah, who knows, maybe Johnny's got a thick, 8 incher.
>>121494045
>>121494045
>>121489476
SS fans aren't autistic enough to dare to self-insert as the man himself
Reminders:
The novel is not canon
Quiet is alive
Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
Water is wet
2 + 2 = 4
:)
>>121470147
>why are all the guns Donut Steel KA-47's or 1191's instead of real guns?
Gun manufacturers want licensing fees for putting pretend guns with their names into video games. Sure it's a little loss of realism, but why would producers waste money on licenses when they can just replace a gun's stock and make up a name?
>>121494040
Sandstorms, helicopter support, bombardment, call in a cgm before the first checkpoint. Oh and you see that big building with lots of windows, stay away from that.
>>121494354
>The novel is not canon
we know this
>Quiet is alive
debatable
>Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
open to interpretation
>Water is wet
pic related
you think you're some slick shit taking "the sky is blue" out
>>121494412
Nice meme.
>>121494040
Use the CGM and don't shoot twice from the same position.
>>121494040
>go to mission with CGM
>Quiet hands you a piece of shit RPG
That mission is just all around terrible.
>>121494937
Your weapon starts out under you if you want it. First time through you dont know that you're fighting tanks so i welcomed the rockets she gave while i called in backup
>>121494937
Quiet should only have given you the rpg if you showed up with no explosive secondary.
If you have the cgm or carl Gustav she should have given you a thumbs up.
>>121494937
>Ok I want to leave MB because ???
>Oh no I am now captured
>No wait Snake is here I'm a badass
>Snake you are like blind or something let me shove and save you twice
>All these Tanks and shit are like telepathetic super-soldiers for some reason what the fuck
>Where the fuck did my items go
>Oh FUCK one soldier I hope he doesn't spot me
>Set up in the stupidest way so that Quiet HAS to speak
This mission made me so mad on so many different levels
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF NOW
>>121495435
They literally could've ran to the left out of the sandstorm and called Pequod but lol drama
>>121495435
It was obvious by that mission that Kojima didn't give a fuck anymore.
>>121494040
Strap shield on back, use parasite armor or mist, fulton every vehicle. E-mines help. Bring a Brennan or Serval rifle to take down the chopper. Hopefully Quiet will take care of the foot soldiers, but she probably won't so be ready to shoot them too.
>>121494589
>Copyright laws are a meme now
>>121495574in mgsv sandstorms are rendered to cover the whole map
>>121495789
Still, everything came from right in front of them
>>121495789
So, why didn't they modify the weather anyway?
>>121495435
>Snake you are like blind or something let me shove and save you twice
Sorry, can't hear a thing! Lost an eye!
>Venom Snake is nearly killed by Snake Venom
I wonder how long Kojima spent on this piece of pottery.
>>121495435
If only Quiet had some super power where she could become invisible and teleport them out of danger or something
>>121494045
sasuga Nippon Land
>>121496024
10 seconds
>>121495909
You call your support team to modify the weather, his iDroid wasn't getting signal.
>>121494354
IN ABOUT 4 HOURS
Don't forget season 3 of 24 will be streaming.
Let's watch Keifer take down terrorists together.
>>121494587
>Water is wet
>pic related
That's dry ice, not water.
>>121496407
Kiefer*
>>121467256
>Not posting ladies's backs
Still not confirmed.
>>121496407
Who the fuck is this Kiefer I keep hearing about
>>121496329
>can't call in to clear the weather because the weather isn't clear
This seems like a development flaw. A better excuse would be for Quiet just to not know where the right menu is.
Are there any other stashes of weapons like in Da Wialo Kalai?
>>121493637
>>121497119
dumb gook poster
96 hours until I leave /mgg/ forever
or for a while, anyway
>>121497392
Good riddance
>>121497392
you won't no balls
>>121494354
To comment on that, can we agree Big Boss and Ocelot are almost impossible to decide where they stand?
I mean, just to list a few conflicts:
How did Ocelot learn filed strip and new CQC developed in PW that he demonstrated in MGS4 and MGSV?
How did they become so close like they were in the hospital having only seen each other canonically less than 2 years in the The Patriots prior? We don't even know how The Patriots worked, would they have even been in contact then?
The report to Big Boss tapes?
I was in love with the legend once?
The confusion on where Big Boss and Ocelot stand with LET?
The Garden of Eden symbolism?
And that's not even touching on the MGS4 kiss and everything inside MGS3.
And is anyone a little disappointed Kojima didn't close the book on them instead of leaving it so ambiguous no matter what it is? I mean that entire relationship is Ocelot's motive, THE motive for what happens in this entire series. Why couldn't it have been clear?
It's almost like Kojima set it up to be explained later with the "We'll meet again." But aren't we not getting that?
>>121496719
oops
>>121496932
He's the voice actor in MGSV and GZ ya dummy. For Snake.
>>121497827
That's pretty gay bro, have a waifu instead.
>>121497827
They're not gay. Faggots need to differentiate between MS canon and their own headcanon.
>>121498024
I'll trump your waifu with a better one!
>>121498024
What is MY daughter doing dressed up like her father?
Makes me so proud
>>121498259
>Eva
You're pretty good, but it's not over, not over yet!
>>121498238
MGS*
>>121498024
>>121498259
Here's the best one
>>121498438
>only black chicks i find have short frizzled nigger hair
suffering
>>121481543
Because you play the guy who doesn't know basics of CQC.
>>121498238
But are they at least friends?
Does Ocelot still respect the legacy?
Does Ocelot like or hate the clones like Big Boss?
Is Ocelot just using him or does he desire Big Boss's ideals?
Is the Garden of Eden symbolism still relevant or not?
These are the questions I'm asking, anon!
You're jumping to conclusions and you know it!
>>121498438
That's Sniper Wolf silly.
>>121498476
This guy is correct if I'm honest lads.
>>121498476
You'll have to do better than that, Snake!
Waffles or toast with nutella?
>>121498680
toast with nutella
>>121498680
broccoli and chicken breast you fat fuck.
>>121498680
pancakes
>>121498680
Neither
>>121498591
The lack of goggles should have tipped me off.
>>121488690
>>121489165
>>121489370
>>121489632
Go kiss grenade, idiot.
My pic is REAL Ocelot.
>>121498679
requesting that black QT doing operator things.
>>121498775
>Being healthy when you're just going to die the same as everyone else.
Why, senpai?
>>121498438
>>121498679
look at this shit, literally fucking roleplaying
these fucking avatarfaggots i swear, should be permabanned
>>121498591
who cares it's just a video game it's not real get a life nerd
>>121498680
If you pick anything other than waffles you should kill yourself right now.
Pk e ks loooool
>>121498891
It's ok anon, have some actual EVA.
EVA is pretty adorable in this picture.
>>121498986
Are you saying I can't enjoy a story no matter how sub-par it is!
You don't enjoy life enough!
>>121498967
fine.
toast with nutella then.
>>121498894
Yeah, he really looks similar, only hair need to colored in white-blond.
>>121498976
look at this guy, literally fucking angry
these fucking virgins i swear, should be permabanned
>>121499402
>>121499313
great fucking we got tumblrkids samefagging in /mgg/
stay mad kiddo, mods and janitors will deal with you
>>121498680
Toast. Waffles go with whipped cream and strawberry jam.
If I could be serious for a moment
MGSV would be infinitely better if KANA replaced Quiet
What THE FUCK IS SENPAI?!
>>121499792
baka desu, senpai.
>>121499792
you don't know?
We, we are senpai, baka desu.
>>121499549
>>121498591
does the female in the back implies he is trans?
huh?
https://twitter.com/Konami/status/662716528547131394
>>121500065what's that noise?
I just finished my first FOB everything 4/4 high security , any advantage or reason to start a FOB2?
>>121498591
Ocelot is infatuated with BB, anyone with a brain in their head can see that. But gay people make anon VERY upset, so please stop.
>>121500090
thats pretty wrinkly desu
>>121500090
>https://twitter.com/Konami/status/662716528547131394
FUCK YOU
>>121499878
FUCK YOU TOO
>>121499896
FUCK YOU TWAT
holy fuck how is kazelot still a thing
>>121500158
Buy ten more, you are no one without ten FOB's.
PFFFFFTTTAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sit the fuck down kiddo
>>121499957
I think the female in the back is supposed to be EVA, why she's naked? Uh the artist's choice I suppose...
>>121500270
shake my senpai, to be quite baka with you.
>>121500270
kawaii desu senpai
baka....
>>121500158
Lets you hold more personnel, gives you 4 more nuke slots, mines more resources for you.
High-level FOB meta is basically MEGA autism to see who can grind the best shit and get the highest amount of resources/nukes.
>>121499549
P k e k s loooool why you mad
>>121499780John Cenawould do an infinitely better job at being invisible than Quiet ever did
>>121500160
But he said he was "in love" once, doesn't that imply he doesn't anymore?
If so, that's a little sad. I wonder what happened.
>>121497827
I always assumed his line about "once being in love with legend" was drawing light on the fact that Ocelot's infatuations shifted from "Big Boss", the legend, to just "John" the man, with Kaz being the complete opposite, being completely obsessed with "The Legend", be it BB, Venom, or whoever, to suit his means to an end.
>>121500158
Well for one, your waiting room won't be broken.
https://twitter.com/Konami/status/662741493480747008
>>121500394
>>121500654
this desu, senpai >>121500661
>>121500775
stop spamming dumb Quiet poster
>>121500090
>>121500775
calm the fuck down Quiet
>>121499313
>>121499858
>janitor deletes these posts
>but not the posts of the guy who spergs out anytime someone posts an MGO screenshot and derails the thread
>>121500906
>>121500901
they are different posts
where are those quiet pictures from?
waffles it is
>>121501097
I think it was a modelswap for Kaz in the Skullface execution.
God knows she doesn't emote that much in the regular game.
>>121501097
i dunno, i downloaded them. theyre probably model swaps
>>121501278
post pic
When's that fucking MGO patch coming out?
>>121501013
stay mad faggot, avatarfagging isn;t allowed kid
i feel sorry for mods and janitors because retarded shits like you make their jobs harder, they have to deal with thousands of newfags like you constantly breaking the rules, how hard is it to just follow the rules and not be a faggot?
>>121500661
If that's the case why did he sound so sad about it?
I mean, he was so upset, not even a moment later he stomps out of the room. He was the first to leave the whole situation.
It might have been simply because of Quiet, but would torturing her really make him that angry?
And you also have how Ocelot speaks to Big Boss in the report to Big Boss tapes. Especially the line: "I'm the only thing connecting you to the outside world, I'm your LAST connection now." in Troy's only evil sounding diabolical moment. Isn't it odd Ocelot would address Big Boss that way?
>>121501453
You seem tense, maybe a cute girl will raise your spirits.
(:<
>>121501453
they dont care about your drama, they're just tired of constant reports, thats why the ban your posts as well
>>121501325
>>121501340
Got a link for the Skullface execution modelswap?
>>121501760
>>121501786
>>they dont care about your drama, they're just tired of constant reports, thats why the ban your posts as well
but they haven't, that's the problem. the MGO character screenshots stayed up because they're related to the game, so why is his sperging allowed to continue?
>>121501735
Man, we could do with some gameplay WEBMs while we wait for MGO.
>>121501393
i just ate them all
>>121501990
we were supposed to get a patch for MGO yesterday that never arrived, i'm pretty sure MGO is never coming to PC. this isn't consolewars shitposting, Arkham Knight just set a precedent that it's okay to release a broken/incomplete product and totally fuck over your customers.
>>121501453
>make their jobs harder
>jobs
>>121501786
sorry i don't
>>121501990
>>121502109
Hang on, I thought the date was January?
>>121502176
Damn, and I thought CGM made it easy
>>121501760
WOAHHHH ((:<<<
What was the point of this cutscene?
>>121501760
>>121502501
Foreshadowing 101
>>121502501
He wasn't quite ready to show Venom his demon, but he was working up to it. Skull Face is a little shy like that.
>>121502501
Ying and Yang?
One of the main themes of Moby Dick is contrast you know.
Just look at Kaz and Ocelot.
Was Psycho Mantis always ugly, even when he was a kid?
>>121502501
>>121502860
No, he was never ugly, he just made out with Hannibal Lecter.
>skull face makes an elaborate plan to kill big boss
>it fails
>a decade later sees him again and gets him on the grip of his giant death robot
>lets him go
okay
>>121502860
What are you talking about, adult Mantis is qt
>>121503215
>muh plot devices
>>121503215
muh skulls
>>121503215
That wasn't Sally, it was just an hallucination aided by Mantis and Mist farts.
Scullface is bassically Red Scull+Lone Ranger+Volan deMort
>>121503215
>catches big boss snooping around his vocal cord parasite factory and has him at gunpoint
>tries to use his demon to burn him along with the factory instead of just shooting him
okay
>>121503539
>volan demort
lel
>>121503542
You are forgetting the part where Big Boss was surrounded by the whole XOF regime of soldiers, tanks and attack choppers while Skullface won't shut the fuck up about small villages.
Would you give her a kiss?
>>121503881
i wouldnt really wanna risk getting parasite cooties
but i would give her a hug
i bet she gives great hugs
>>121503881
>0:15 sec recording.
were you listening to Johnny.
>>121504008
you are a fagotino
>>121504158
rude
>>121504052
How man re-skinned sneaking suits and how many actual new suits are in MGO?
I've seen that and a red reskin for males.
>>121503881
>sahelanthropus casually drops down from the sky while carrying skeletor on its hand
What the fuck is wrong with him
>>121504226
a fagotino is an instrument
>>121503881
Sure, on her asshole.
>the two faggots behind everything
>>121503881
No thanks, I would just give her a handshake and be done with it.
>>121503881
yeah
>>121504584
>kaz
>>121504537
this
>>121497827
>gay meta from awhile ago comparing Big Boss and Ocelot to Julia and Winston from 1984
>>121503881
On her cheek and then give her a hug, I don't want to die.
I'd definitely kiss this cutie.
>>121504313
this desu, senpai.
>>121504537
Shad, please.
>>121504584
I'd say the only thing Kaz was behind was Big Boss, but then I remembered he's a bottom.
Anyone else bothering to do this event?
That 200MB Coin reward seems impossible even if you play 24/7.
>>121504110
>set it to chopper music hoping for something
>soldier having explosive diarrhea blaring on speakers
>it just reminds me that i have to take a shit
Post your screenshots.
>>121502940
ehehheehhhhe
>>121505473
>>121505473
>>121505360
Don't the top ranked guys have over a million or some shit
How well did The Phantom Pain handled SHANDIFICATION?
We have a supply truck that circles around outposts, we can assume this is how soldiers get their food and equipment.
In Africa we have the same truck and there are what it seems to be abandoned cultivation fields and lots of animals.
The animals become more properly shandified because we know sheep and goats eat grass and jackals and wolves eat sheep etc etc.
>>121505667
What?
>>121505473
>>121505473
Everyone else is disappointed that the whole Psycho Mantis Jr. and Eli+Black Kids stealing a gigantic Bipedal robot was never resolved right?
And the Man on Fire just being a trash-pickup side-op was disappointing too. Most of the story towards the end was disappointing now that I think about it.
>>121506009
dont fucking remind me
how did nigglets even steal that chopper, that pilot was a disgrace to diamond dogs
>>121504842
Oh gosh, that's old. I remember it.
It was posted a day or so after the game's full ending was leaked wasn't it?
The general was pretty fun then.
Remember Black Hound?
Uh one thing that should be mentioned is not all of that is correct. I don't know where he got that hide and seek stuff from but that was never in the book.
Also in the report to Big Boss tapes there is a part where Ocelot calls both Zero and Big Boss Big Brother.
Zero is the Big Brother state invoking perpetual war in order to create control.
Big Boss is the "Big Brother of the battlefield" which may be referring to what Ocelot says about Venom's men following him no matter who or what he is or does.
In that regard, Ocelot sees the both of them as controlling doesn't he?
When the fuck does the update to sell resources that are online come?
>>121506273
Nigga i'm only 50% into the game, 375 hours and I don't need to sell shit i'm swimming in resources and GMP
>>121506419
>i'm swimming in resources and GMP
Sounds like you haven't built or developed anything then.
Sometimes I just turn on elegia and remember the hype. The good times.
>>121506419
>375 hours
>50%
kill yourself
>day of patch for mgo
>hey guys we're shuitting down the studio
>patch delayed, no new date
It's never coming, is it?
>>121506550
Lick my nuts bruv
>>121506704
that was never stated to be the day of the patch stop making shit up
>>121501760
>666k followers.
>be absolute shit at sneaking
>get detected quarterway into the mission every time even in babymode
>want to know the rest of MGS' story but can't bring myself to play the other games
Is there like a novel or something that i can read? Any let's plays or some shit recommended?
>>121506704
Found the retard.
>>121506545
>inb4 ur le retard for being excited about something
i just want pre-/mgg/ back
pls
even if i have to wait for the game forever
i just want that light at the end of the corridor
MGS4 was fun.
>>121506816
maybe metal gear isn't for u
>>121506225
What did black hound/ingsock even turn out to be?
wasn't it just some guy shilling his youtube channel or shitty indie game
>>121506816
If you're that shit just play them on very easy
>>121506869
>Setting unrealistic expectations and misinterpreting trailers to fit those expectations isn't retarded
Uh-huh
>>121506767
still maintenance scheduled for that day was never done
>>121506225
I was under the assumption after this game that they were partners in crime. Or that was the implication Kojima was going for.
>Ocelot talks about getting the legacy together and letting BB decide what to do with it
>and at the end he says "John what's the plan" when referring to the clones.
So I don't think Ocelot would find him controlling like Zero is but BB's legend must continue
>>121506967
Sadly yes, that's all it was.
The videos were kind of interesting though... I guess?
>>121506897
No it wasnt
>>121505360
If you get a perfect stealth run with a low rank soldier during the day you can get about 20k points in a single infiltration. And even without those the penalty points are ridiculously low right now for some reason, so unless you're terrible at FOBs you should at least be able to get the 100MB reward. Hell, just having a defender show up and beat you gives you a higher score now.
>>121506915
It probably isn't, but i still want to know the whole story. It's like watching an episode on TV on a show you weren't interested in, but need to know how shit started and how it ends.
>>121506989
Do the PS1/PS2 games have easy mode?
>>121507268
MGS2, 3, and 4 all have very easy modes, like gamebreaking tier easy. It's unbelievable.
MGS1 only has easy but that's still pretty fucking easy.
>>121507170
Maybe for you. I personally thought MGS4 was pretty fun.
>>121507028
i just wanted a story about revenge and a decent game
is that asking alot
>>121498334
> Young Thug plays MGS
>>121507432
for like 10 hours maybe
>>121507504
nah, it's not.
ignore the retard
>>121505653
Top ranked guys are also cheating assholes, on PC at least. Here's an example of the winner of the recent FOB point event elite skills.
>>121507893
>he can't infiltrate 4 platforms in 4 seconds
git gud senpai
>>121507893
>4 minutes to reach core
What's so weird about that? It'd take about 4 minutes to get there going no traces.
>>121507127
But wouldn't Ocelot find Big Boss controlling in regards to the battlefield? Men followed Big Boss to their ends. Even having a fake figurehead for Big Boss was enough to rally hundreds of recruits. The image of Big Boss is like that of Ingsoc's leader Big Boss, even seeing him evokes baseless loyalty, and dangerously so.
But once Big Boss woke up, he had no place to go and nothing to turn to except for Ocelot's plan. Wouldn't that have allowed Ocelot to mold the legend into what he needed? The same way Zero did, but this time Ocelot HAD Big Boss's trust.
The legend of Big Boss was the root of the problem, Ocelot needed it, but he also needed to destroy it. That legacy was still the backbone of The Patriots.
>>121508051
>4 minutes
>>121504842
Oh man, I like this.
>>121507893
>PC has no cheaters! I haven't seen them! P-PC master race!
Where's that one anon, i want to call him a delusional faggot
>>121473195
that snake looks like Silent Basilisk
>>121508053
we had this discussion yesterday. Ocelot is fascinating, but there's huge holes in what we know about his motives and personal feelings. For example, his mother is the backbone of the entire series, and we can't even be sure he ever knew about his parentage. We're left only to speculate. You could say it makes him more enigmatic, but it's equally infuriating.
>>121509128
That goes back to what I said about closing the book on the whole issue, since this is the last game according to Kojima.
I understand ambiguity leaves open room for discussion but it's a very big plot hole considering Ocelot is the one who's behind most of all the major events in the series.
You'd think his true motive would be the top thing you'd want resolved, but all we have is more questions.
>>121508774
>PC has no cheaters!
Nobody has ever said this.
>>121507893
Just want to post a follow up, not all the event winners were cheaters. I defended against another one of the top players in that contest multiple times, and as far as I could tell he was always legit.
>>121509756
Yes they have. many times
>>121509717
You think that as well as revering him, he had shall we say, more than platonic feelings for John, right?
>>121510003
Sure "they" have.
>>121510214
It's hard to say.
I discussed it here in this post: >>121501567
>>121505473
>>121477568
>Ocelot got him like six crates of cigars.
there was probably some story behind that that was CUT or something.
Ocelot probably just got him one pack of cigars and Kaz ordered all the crates just like the the wine tape in PW
This guy's emblem is so amazing and creative I regret infiltrating him. At least I went non-lethal.
>>121510656
Are those nipple indents?
>>121509717
I think he was hopelessly, dangerously infatuated and obsessed, and his "true motive" was literally just adhering to BB's every whim.
His parents we're clearly very selfless people, and like them he just gave his everything for he one he loved.
Big Boss dindu nuffin he was a good boss
>>121510708
Why were the crates set up for Quiet to shoot at then?
And why did Ocelot have the exact same cigar that were in the crates.
Sounds like a group effort between Ocelot and Quiet, doesn't it?
I might be remembering incorrectly but doesn't Kaz not exactly like Big Boss's smoking habit all too much?
>>121510862
your emblem is backwards
>>121510879
Yup.
>>121510879
Yes.
>>121510879
Some people were arguing that they weren't and that it was just the chest piece.
But after seeing the bikinis they can't be anything but nipples now.
>>121510986
>I think he was hopelessly, dangerously infatuated and obsessed, and his "true motive" was literally just adhering to BB's every whim.
I don't know where you're getting that from, Ocelot is very independent. Even more so in MGSV. Ocelot was the one giving Big Boss orders.
>>121510335
>if i dont believe it, that means it wont be true
sure thing, good luck with that. whatever helps you sleep at night
>>121496552
ok you picky piece of shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_water
Hey to the anon a few threads ago who wanted someone to webm an enforcer in a swimsuit riding a walker gear, here you go, and a couple more
>>121511072
it's the same way as all the MSF emblems on a google search... Does inverted show up better on uniforms?
>>121510559
Yeah again, its WAY too ambiguous. Fucking Kojima is such a character development cocktease. I like think to yes, though. There's just way too much there between them to file under 'misinterpretation'
>>121511013
He could have been a little kinder to Ocelot and EVA though, couldn't he?
The clones too...
>>121511402
Perfect.
Thank you.
>>121511402
Let's cuddle right now.
>>121511398
that's still technically not water (H2O)
>>121511402
>>121488690
>>121511641
>"Dry water actually consists of 95% liquid water, but the silica coating prevents the water droplets from combining and turning back into a bulk liquid."
>>121511427
border should be black, not yellow
So when they shifted resources to online storage, did they limit the afk-in-a-truck strategy to process materials?
It seems that almost all of the GMP and resources I collected are stored online so now I have to wait for online processing and possible FOB resource theft.
Also, does anyone know the max increased cap of GMP and materials? I haven't earned enough to figure it out.
>>121511750
>Selfie, huh?
>>121511320
Dude he fucking CARVED A MOUNT RUSHMORE WITH HIS FACE ON.
>>121511520
There is plenty to misinterpret between them, that's kind of the problem isn't it?
>>121511574
>Ocelot
Sure, Ocelot deserves that much.
>EVA
>The clones
Fuck 'em. EVA is a traitorous bitch who was instrumental in the biggest violation of Big Boss's will in the series and is probably singlehandedly responsible for him becoming a villain, if you truly believe he was a villain.
And the clones are just abominations who should not be.
Viewing things in any other way is just being too sympathetic.
>>121511780
95% =/= 100%
It's not water.
Same as something being 95% fat free, it's still not completely fat free.
>>121511909
That was just octocamo illusion.
>>121511825
ah right you are, I never thought to flip it so the bordered side is left
>>121510708
>birthday event comes up
>no Quiet
>no Huey
>no cigars
>Big Boss doesn't even show up
Worst birthday ever.
>>121511780
Just wondering something: In this post>>121494354 does he say water or dry water?
>>121511909
Wasn't that Liquid?
>>121511940
I think I talked about you with EVA last night, she really isn't as bad as you think anon.
But if that's really how you see it, not much I can do.
>>121511397
You sure showed me with all that proof of yours. Good job
>>121511750
One of the best i've seen
>>121512053
good.
it was a very awkward scene.
This is the dumbest fucking thing in the series.
>>121511716
>>121511937
It's not a problem, really. It's not like they're real, it's just a bit of fun. I like trying to piece together what might of happened and hearing what other people think.
>>121512185
>I think I talked about you with EVA last night, she really isn't as bad as you think anon.
I don't think she's bad. I think she's mostly irrelevant and doesn't matter as far as Big Boss's allies go. The most meaningful thing she ever did was violate Big Boss's will.
What I think is bad is your point of view that she's equal to Ocelot in some way or that Big Boss should view the clones as if they were his children and not the abominations that nobody except EVA shies away from admitting that they are.
EVA is fine for what she is but your opinion of EVA is way too biased in her favor and that's what I have a problem with.
>>121512374
Don't bully Liquid Ocelot, he got their likenesses down pretty well I thought.
>>121512374
Its maximum pottery, why don't you rike it?
>>121512374
The same could be said for a lot of things in MGS 4.
>>121512428
Wait a minute, didn't the place get nuked after they left?
>>121512374
ITS BEAUTIFUL
>>121512387
>so desperate at trying to get a good look at the butt waggling
jeezus
>>121512601
Even nukes cant destroy true love, anon.
>>121512475
>I think she's mostly irrelevant and doesn't matter
MGS4 really disagrees with your opinion on that.
>>121512428
It is fun isn't it? But part of me would still like closure.
And I know there is always that thread of it being done poorly, but still.
>>121512387
>>121512753
I wish I could get a shot in the middle rather than over the shoulder when she's aiming while being prone
>>121512186
>expecting me to comb through thousands and thousands of archived posts to prove something thats already obvious if you've actually been following along in these threads
do it yourself, im not gonna spoonfeed it to you
>>121512374
You don't like Mt. Snakemore?
>>121512994
konami knew horny teenager were gonna try that. such a tease...
>>121512374
It's so dumb that it kinda great.
>enter room
>see ocelot and kaz doing cat poses and staring at you
>boss, you need to pick
>its either heaven, or hell
what do
>mount snakemore is real
Amazing how Kojima predicts these things.
>>121513223
I think the real question is, which one is heaven and which one is hell?
>>121512994
>>121513223
ocelot
there is no debating this
stream when?
>>121493638
>chopper on top left
nice detail
>>121513223
ocelot of course
>>121513453
jesus fucking christ.
>>121513223
If the choice is Miller or Ocelot then you always pick Ocelot. He's loyal. Miller is just waiting for the opportunity to stab you in the back.
Keep in mind, this advice assumes you're Big Boss, if you're anyone else pick Miller. Ocelot successfully stabs anyone who isn't Big Boss in the back and Miller can be played like a fiddle.
>>121513453
>slight
>>121513501
IN 2 HOURS!
SEASON 3 OF 24
GOING TO TRY AND MARATHON EPISODES 1-6.
>>121511852
>>121512295Its a toy
>>121513223
I'd pick Ocelot. Never put your dick in crazy.
>>121513453
>>121513590
>>121513659
I know, right?getting those MB coins were truly worth it
>>121513754thats not the stream im talking about faggot
>>121513790
landwhales gtfo
>>>/cgl/
>>121513921
No reason to be rude anon.
>>121513754
I'll be tuning in.
Need more chief kief.
>>121513907
Are infiltrators nerfed yet?
I wonder if they will be fun after that patch.
>>121513223
>>its either heaven, or hell
No... there's another
>>121513614
I want this engraved and in a frame.
>>121513907
>>121514212
not yet, but sometime this month, the patch is coming.
>>121514217
...in my...
>>121514013
http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1446737243591.jpg
its literally a toy
>>121505473
i want to get dominated by ocelot and miller
whatever happened to Kaz's wife and kid?
>>121514086
where can I watch?
Also on an unrelated note, have you ever noticed that Miller and Kramer from Seinfeld are the same people?
>>121514538
Post the actual product then
>>121514445
They look like water balloons.
>>121514445
>>121514575
>>121514482
vagina
>>121514575
has anyone got a bigger version of this (or one similar) I can use as a background?
>>121514671
its a custom made by some random guy
>>121514748
>>121514683
like bags of sand
>>121514953
Jesus how big is her vagina
>>121514609
Death by retcon.
>>121515018
>>121515071
Big enough to fit all of XOF's combined cocks + Chico
>>121514748
>they re-used Joosten scanned feet for every female in MGO.
>>121515071
are you retarded?
>>121515071
As big as anyone else's. You do know that thing can stretch, right?
If you buy one swimsuit costume set for a class would you have to buy the others as well if you wanted to use them?
>>121514482
Why didn't she just say it god damn it's a life or death situation just yell "YO DOC MY COOCH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE GET THAT BOMB OUTTA THERE BADDA BOOM BADDA BING"
>>121515259
I'm on /mgg/ I don't know anything about vaginas
>>121515071
All the cut content is in there
post more ocelot screen shots..preferable him laying down or with his mouth openim gonna draw an ocelot body pillow :3c
>>121514609
>>121515020
>>121515226
>tfw joost is a footfag and plays on PS4
MGO stream/party with the joost when? She has to play it soon.
>>121514669
The link is in the OP under the links and guides pastebin. Just scroll right to the bottom of it.
>>121515226
Wait what? They didn't actually scan them...?
>>121515501
>>121515549
>She has to play it soon.
Probably not until she finishes the campaign, which at this rate won't be for another year.
>>121515532
so did anyone genuinely believe in Kazelot or was it just a dumb meme?
>>121515501
>>121515457
Paz: There's another mission in my...
Konami: It's okay we cut it out already
>>121515639
They totally did, Joosten herself gave a little commentary on one of her youtube videos confirming it.
watch stefplays' Joosten meets Quiet.
>>121515639
She was looking at Quiet's model in a recent stream and said that kojipro were like "hey, uh, can we scan your feet too?" one day and they did.
>>121515501Put it on etsy or ebay when youre done and I will buy it.
laughing octopus is a babe
>>121515549
anyone ever glitch up here? I happened to go into a lobby where the person I automatically got buddied up with was already up there, so I decided to wormhole my way there
>>121515306
yes, you have to buy the others, but you don't have to for different sexes.
>>121515843
Damn it anon
>>121515904
>stands up to admire glitch
>gets shot in the head
lel
>>121515071
Big enough for these bad boys
>>121515848
>>121515853
The nerve of Kojumbo...
>mfw training on my own FOB with Long Range non-lethal
Holy shit I really shouldn't keep it like this, it's fucking easy as hell.
>>121515904
>>121516214
I have no idea how to fix mine either
maybe FOBs are just naturally easy as hell? hopefully the patch could fix that
Reminder that Venom got to stick his hands in Paz's vagina
>>121516075
>>121515794
>>121515675
kek.. nice
keep them coming
>>121515875
would u guys perfer a submissive or dominate Ocelot body pillow?Im leaning towards submissive
>>121516423
>he didnt play the game
>>121515675
Adamska has no fucking business being that cute.
>>121516423
>>121516505dominantdesu
go with whatever you want to do more i guess
>>121516546
Not with that nose.
>>121516423
Still haven't show "Paz" that last memento, eh?
>>121515794
>filename
Okay, I don't like Ocelotposting but you got me with that one anon.
>>121516413
In the end it was the camera that got me spotted.
>>121516505
what's your art like, anon-kun? :3c
>>121516505Youre leaning in very much the right direction
>>121516808
Never happened
>>121513071
>Make a claim
>Provide no evidence
>Get called out on said lack of evidence
>Start saying I'm delusional for not believing "da troof"
>Still bring up your lack of evidence
>Tell me to prove you right
Yeah, that's not how burden of proof works at all.
>>121516732
That's what happens when you buy an xbone
>>121516378
She was probably recruited by the real Big Boss.
Which means their fight probably had the more complex CQC mechanics in it.
>>121516915
Your just jelly you didn't get to fist Paz
>>121516378
>>121516808
Exactly, you didn't play the game.
>>121516964
If you wanna spend hours on end finding the posts knock yourself out.
>>121516870
>>121516694
stop being meanies because he can smell things you can't
>>121517065
finish the game
>>121515904
No but i found a glitch to get under the map
and got to bring everyone down with me
I bet Old Snake stuck a finger in that ass.
>>121517283
meryl.jpg
>>121517175
>>121517213
You morons, its only 3 days till peace day,Kaz is going to play the Guitar and Paz is on the vocals
>>121517202
>>121516732
>xbone
>>121511827
>>121511827
>>121511827
Bumperino
>>121517213
after kojima
>>121517156
>>121513153
interestingly with the boss suit, you can kind of get it more in view
>>121516679
maybe I'll do both but I have a feeling submissive will be more popular
>>121516841
pic related:3c .. lol sorry for his face I'll do better
>>121516846awww yeeaaaa glad u approve
>>121515901
I want laughing octopus to sit on my face.
>>121515226
>chocolate waifus have their own unique feet.
>>121517470
Never going to happen.
>>121517594
Spork go and stay go
>>121517471
>>121517523
pretty_good.jpg
>>121517187
I choose to dismiss your claim and stop replying to you. See you next time, kiddo.
>>121516413
mid-range non-lethal seems to be harder
>>121517698
son of a bitch
>>121517594
>implying Kojima didn't pull a double ruse and used his own feet on Quiet and every female in MGO and TPP
>>121518091
huehuehue
>>121517817
>>121518091
>>121517952
Youre pre-emptively withdrawing?
kek
>>121517523see hang is that you
>Ive been invaded 12 times in a row by the same guy who manages to perfectly stealth through the entire FOB
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>121518621
Cute wolf
>>121517350
I've been having trouble finding Paz lately. She keeps wandering around Mother Base and I have to escort her back to her room. All that time on the beach is also giving her one hell of a tan.
>>121518238
>>121518886
She's probably playing with Nuke anon or sun tanning with Strangelove
>>121515853
>that pic
w-what is this?
>>121519070
>>121518238
>>121517817
>>121517471
jeez, we get it.
you can consider your dollar well spent now.
>visit FOB
>accidentally pop a decoy balloon
>"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? FISSION MAILED!"
Jeez miller, they're not expensive to replace
>>121519279
ure waifu a slut anon
>>121518886
Why hasn't anyone gotten one of the motherbase staff like wallaby or buffalo and give them a Paz head?
just so its like she now has a normal role on motherbase
>>121519310why so salty?
>>121519426
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>121519438
I'm not salty, I bought the sneaking DLC too.
In fact, I'm about to spam Boss suit webms as soon as I arrive home from work, so we can get hard together.
>>121518436
>>121518436
Maybe I am..or you
>>121483219
Nah. MGS3 was good.
>>121494045
>4 hours and that shit hasn't been deleted
>>121519426
can you delete this please
>>121519103
Paz is dead
>>121519640
>getting a boner from anything related to the Boss
Kill yourself degenerate
>>121519876
you kill myself.
psssst
this was probably posted before but
http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2015/11/05/metal-gear-solid-unreal-engine-4-recreation-gets-screenshots-and-video-showcasing-famous-areas/175718/
>>121494045
Jap porn is fucking weird.
So why was Stefanie mad at 4chan? Did we roast the Joost?
>>121520157
>that lighting
its so easy to take the Fox Engine for granted
>>121520037
cyberpolice pls go
>>121520157
>Unreal Engine
What a shame
I remember one of the really really early on videos of MGSV showed that you could throw a flare grenade and the chopper would touch down where you threw it, not just the nearest LZ, in GZ it just went to the nearest LZ, does it do the same in TPP?
>>121517283
He had to keep busy with something? Why not finger Meryl with an Octocamo hand?
>>121520157
>that spot where you fight sniper wolf
muh dick
>still no MGO patch
RIP MGO3
>>121520490
Question is does she do 1 finger or 2?
>>121520823
>Patch slated for November
>literally only the sixth day of the month
Fuck off retard
>>121520823
So ebin my friend
>>121520330
Someone didn't respect boundaries
>>121520330
When was this?
Has the nuclear disarmament ending been triggered recently? I noticed there weren't any nuke equipped targets to raid an hour ago.
How do you trigger that ending if the conditions are met? return to mother base?
>>121521307
Its never going to happen
>>121520330
>why was stefanie mad at 4chan?
>/mgg/ threads turn into joostenposting shitfests where people talk about shit like her feet and photoshop her head into porn
gee wonder why
>>121520330
A few retards decided to dig up a bunch of old photos of Stefanie(Like 10 years ago) and post them because they were desperate for attention.
>>121521307
it will never happen.
>>121513223
Neither, there's another choice.
Strangelove
>>121521307
>I noticed there weren't any nuke equipped targets to raid an hour ago.
That's just the result of the list only cycling through the same two lists of people for 24 hours and having people on there who built a nuke and already disarmed it.
>>121521454
>implying /mgg/ did this
4chan isn't the one that has a whole fucking board dedicated to her shitlord
>>121521510
>>121521379
Why not
>>121520835
Can girls really only stick 1 sometimes?
Is it a female version of phimosis?
>>121521454
those were none of the reasons
>>121521583
>board dedicated to her shitlord
>board dedicated to her, shitlord
there.
>>121521642
Look at it this way, if the whole real word got rid of nukes, it would happen
>>121521773
wonder if theres a way to check how many nukes are in commission.
>>121521742
Nice rebuttal.
>>121465512
Anyone else dissapointed by the lack of Dr.Clark?
I was hoping the skulls were pre-gray fox cyborgs/experiments.
But no the only thing I got was Venom saying how he doesn't believe cloning is possible(but a man on fire and a kid who can fly and control a giant mecha is possible) and a small mention in the tapes of Code talker about her taking back to life the old parasites.
>>121521967
it just bothered me.
>>121521967
he isn't me
>>121521706
>>121521583
>joostenfags when confronted with the reality that they scared the shit out of her
>>121522236
I'm not sure what happened but either way the posting stopped here shortly after it started thanks to the mods.
>>121522147
consider for a moment that parasites are actually just nanomachines. like seriously it's possible that in all the future games the nanomachines they create are actually just really specifically bred and genetically modified parasites with a shiny name.
it's pretty much the only way the game makes sense when you consider that parasites are never even mentioned in any other game, and it lets those things you wanted to happen, happen.
24 SEASON 3 EPISODES 1-6 STARTING IN 30 MINTUTES
THE LINK FOR THE STREAM IS IN THE OP UNDER THE LINKS AND GUIDES PASTEBIN
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE FINDING IT LET ME KNOW
>defending the combat FOB
>setting up some mines around the core
>waiting for the intruder
>he sets off a claymore I had planted
>run over and unload everything I had into him
>nothing
>oh fuck he's hacking
>accidentally set off a gas mine I had planted near the door
>it gets us both
>security guard comes over and extracts him
truly, I am a master strategist
>>121522549
filtered
>>121520905
it was supposed to happen yesterday, kiddo
>>121522549
Start the show now
>>121522523
Taking in mind what Armstrong was able to do in Rising, I say yes.
Anyways, I wanted to see MILF para-medic.
And the real battle between BB and Cipher. Not just some side ops meanwhile the real Snake is doing some stuff in africa to create outer heaven and Zanzibar.
>>121522645
Do you have a single fact to back that up?Don't worry, I can wait.
>>121522718
But it's not 8pm yet anon
>>121522645
yeah and peace Day is 3 days away
>>121522645
Yesterday was when the server maintenance was scheduled. Server maintenance happens every time an event starts or ends, and guess what? An event ended yesterday.
You're full of shit.
>>121522641
thanks, we need to know
i'm sure maverick cares a lot, too
>>121522809
So what. Just this time
>>121522872
thanks for the (You) ;v)
>>121522641
oh cool
wouldn't want the /mgg/ community actually acting like a community would we? nah, that would get in the way of your gayposting and shitposts.
>in acc
>idroid is seated next to venom
>can still use idroid
bravo
>>121523058
epic movies has nothing to do with /mgg/ or Metal Gear, kid.
>>121522963
Anon if I started now you'd miss it.
>>121523043
anytime homie
>>121523245
he just picks it up really quickly.
>>121523320
>kiefer
>all the movies are picks from kojima's favorites
nothing
keep shitposting though
that's why I come here
>>121523245
He picks it up.
>>121522850
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life
and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>121523452
do not reply to new freinds
>>121523429
>>121523491
with his left hand
the idroid is to his right
lel
>>121523320
how new are you? maverick has been here for a WHILE, why are you just picking now to bitch about him
>>121523245
>in office
>phone on desk next to me
>can still use phone
bravo
>>121523635
he's just that fast.
>>121523635
Are you saying you don't know how to switch objects from hand to hand? Do you literally have to pick up everything with the hand you want to hold something with?
>>121523623
this
if the people who really care that much about non-metal gear things are sincere then they can report offtopic posts and not derail the thread further. otherwise you're just shitting up the thread even more.
we don't bully comrades
look around you
this is your family
>>121468127
>A Hideo Kojima game
>Remove Kojima productions logo
Milk that bitch.
>>121523715
lol
24 IS NOW STARTING
ALSO DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR MOVING TIME ON MONDAY
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
one day
one sulky afternoon, morning, night, whenever you do your daily round of shitposts
you'll look in the catalog
you look a bit harder,
nothing
there wont be a /mgg/ anymore
>>121525186
Okay
>>121525186
ý am rých in möngólya, nôt mán`y péopçle háve cumpytuha here, forgýve my engiltish
>>121525186
pc mgo will revitalize it, in addition to the returning few who dared fall in to the fallout hype
>>121525556
I'm pirating Fallout there's no hype to be had, I'm just going to play it until MGO is out for PC.
>dorito pope's video game awards are in december
>TPP and MGO were debuted at the VGA's
>Kojima vanished from the public eye after TPP's release much like Big Boss vanished after the hospital and Venom's release
NEVER
BE
GAME
OVER;_;
>>121525717
this is an english speaking website
Hey so I'm at seemingly maxed out resources, every fifteen minutes my base development team processes resources and then apparently throws it in the sea because I'm full. any way around this?
Image and bump limit reached. New thread required.
>>121525950
make it a Paz OP
>>121526081
Nah Quiet
>>121525950
Heard this one is... pretty good
>>121526046
>>121526046
>>121526046
>>121526145
>>121526081
let's go for 'living characters' instead
>>121525950
we can probably ride this one out for another hour before it falls off the board
>>121526212
In before that ostrich uses Kojima's vague comment about it "not being sure in the game" to say she's 100% without a doubt alive.