Sparkly Edition
>Newfag Pasta
http://pastebin.com/h2HEYmPD
>WTF is this F2P shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157?_ga=1.80588951.101251586.1436326577
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://heartofthorns.guildwars2.com
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://intothemists.com/calc/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>Fashion Endgame
http://gw2-fashion.com/
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://gw2efficiency.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
DO NOT JOIN HOPE
REPORT ALL DROS POSTS
REPORT ALL HOPE POSTS
I miss enigmasloth
cute rats desu imo senpai
You are not the rat queen
Third for guild thread wars, and for two cancers in one thread
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA : HOPE Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Peachy Panic, or Mexay Renatus
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121508780
enigma is. One day our queen will rise again
>>121508780
Who is?
nth for earposting
>>121508882
report this
Let's make this a great thread, anons!
>>121508742
>>121509069
How many years has it been? Does anyone even remember enigma anymore?
>>121509494
if you fuck off for the entire day this would actually make the thread great
Scaly largos thighs.
>>121509285
you can't post that without telling me who I need to whisper
>>121509760
Scaly krait coils
>>121508334
EU servers:
> No eternal NA guild dramas.
> No ratfuckers.
> Less furries than NA.
> No namefags.
Why you are playing on NA, anon?
>>121509921
You posted all the reasons
>>121508334
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121509921
>No NA guild drama because not NA
>more erpers and furfags than NA
FTFY
You fags always shit up this thread during NA sleeptime, pretty sickening desu senpai.
I'm enigma ask me anything
>>121511050
>No NA guild drama because not NA
Which is pretty good.
>more erpers and furfags than NA
[DN] and [Furs] are on NA. Try again.
>>121512032
[FUN]
is completely full of furfags, literally only full of furfags.
I miss EU's musicfus
>>121512193
and literal dykes
Help
>>121512193
[FUN] have like ~10 charr players, out of 450+. Next argument pls.
>>121512319
Fuck off, Yuri is the purest form of love.
>>121512512
~10, it has well over that m8, are you even in FUN?
actually about 70% charr mains
>>121513228
femcharrs
>>121513158
Liar.
why'd they take out the progress bar for downloading maps while content streaming???
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121513228
its pretty clear your not in FUN, why dont you fuck off back to HOPE
MAY DWAYNA CONFOUND YOU
>>121513523
>not in FUN
My EU account is, furfag ;]
>fuck off back to HOPE
no thanks, dros and clique are pretty unbearable. My point was taht you shouldnt be so proud of your shitty region when you EUfags are just as bad, if not much worse than NAfags.
>>121513158
lets become pure together anon
What's more fun, necromancer or elementalist
>>121514887
Ele's more fun
though Reaper is definitely more entertaining to play than tempest.
>have spark, half the gift of incinerator, half the gift of fortune, and all of the gift of mastery sans world completion as well as a few hundred gold
>only 67% world completion with the remaining 33% being spread fucking everywhere
It feels so close but holy fuck I really dont want to do this tedious bullshit
>>121513158
Here's hoping LW3 gives hints of Bubbles' involvement.
I really do like Kralkatorrik, but I would prefer having largos as a playable race and decent underwater combat sooner rather than later.
rifle thief and gs rev when
>>121515382
naw, i think a previous anon was right in speculating that LS3 will be about rytlock and his rev abilities.
>lunatic guard outfit
I dare you to find a better one.
P.S. You can't.
>>121515640
gs thief and gs rev when
>>121515660
Rytlock and his rev abilities can easily be the focus, while the story is making way for the next elder dragon.
Think about how LW1 went.
Can anyone tell me what armor set this is? I can't find it anywhere.
>>121512329
You need to learn how to color theory.
Change the glow and the eye color to one color first. Keep it consistent.
>>121516205
That's an outfit anon. It is the witch's outfit, which is only available in the gem store during Halloween.
The Halloween events also have a similar outfit called the hexed outfit, which you could buy for candy corn cobs.
>>121516205
It's either the hexed or witch Halloween outfit. You just missed the boat on grabbing either one.
>>121514887
Necromancer once you reach reaper spec for HoT.
If not, then elementalist.
Hey, does anyone have that picture of that one guy, usually posted with some caption like "he sees your ERP" or something like that?
Gorseval beckons for soulsGorseval has trapped your soul. There is no escape
>get a hopefag on my pvp team
>dies everywhere, tries to get into 3v1's, trickles into points
Aomine, you are an awful thief.
>>121515382
>>121515660
My guess is that the first halfof the new living story is going to revolve around the "exalted," the ring of fire and the mists, particularly the titans and how Rytlock got his rev abilities.
>turns out that the exalted are either lying, scheming mursaat, or a branch-off of the mursaat, or the mursaat were atificially created and we didn't know that until now
>they plan to do something with the egg that we don't like, so we have to stop them
>beta raid hinted at white mantle sacrificing pact members to bloodstones
>we stop the white mantle from sacrificing the pact but this somehow leads to the Door of Komali opening, since it needs sacrifices to keep it closed
>titans appear and start stirring shit
>have to head to the ring of fire to close the door
>meanwhile, it's heavily implied in-game and in-lore that Rytlock had some involvement with the ring of fire before the events of GW2, and that he looted his sword from there
>travel to the mists and the foundry of failed creations through the door
>meet Eir at the hall of heroes as a legendary spiritual druid, who teaches Braham to be a dragonhunter and Rox to be a lesser druid
>>121517617
He looks pretty cool.
Also the fact that he's a modrem minion, and that powerful mordrem minions like this are still running around sort of proves that Mordremoth isn't quite dead yet.
>>121518127
He can't die, he is literally the jungle itself. His mind may be shattered but I imagine his body will regrow unless you burn down the entire jungle.
>>121518282
>>121517896
I wonder about that. Nothing should really be happening in the Foundry, since Kormir had us clean it out. Not to mention NeoAnet seems to shy away from ever really doing anything with the gods. Think of the floodgates they would be opening if we all of a sudden went back to the Realm of Torment?
Which is not to say the soul batteries powering the Door couldn't be repurposed to something else, it's just I doubt we'll be seeing any titan shit.
>>121518282
He "dies" if you kill his mind, which we supposedly did in HoT, but I doubt it. He probably used another host out there to restabilize himself instead. We just don't know what.
>>121518626
I think is like we turned him into a vegetable. He is brain dead but the body still functions and since it is fughuge and regenerates, you can't really do anything unless you burn down everything,
>>121518282
>mordremoth is the jungle itself
This has me wondering - if Mordremoth is the jungle itself and can literally just "regrow" a new body for itself from any kind of foliage as long as its mind is intact - does this mean that Zhaitan was death itself? Mordremoth's body was basically a bunch of altered plant matter, while Zhaitan was just a bunch of stitched-up bodies. Maybe Zhaitan's out there right now, absorbing dead into itself to reform again?
>>121519053
Makes me wonder what happens to all of the minions the body's continuing to spawn now that he's braindead. Is it a Tequatl scenario where a lieutenant takes takes charge over the rest or what?
if you break the core of a wand then the wand is useless
we broke the core of mordremoth, and zhaitan
>>121519546
But if you use a new core and repair the wand, then it's good as new and back to functioning.
Tequatl is becoming that new core for Zhaitan's armies.
>>121517617
The only thing it's trapped is my heart.
>tequatl 3.0
rip
>>121519831
that's a big idea!
>>121512329
Complimentary colors, anon. You don't want clashing
>>121519970
Oh shit.
So one of some of the expelled magic really did just return to one of Mord's greater minions and made him stronger.
>>121517617
>Gorseval looks like a cross between a Zhaitan/Modremoth minion
>new black lion weapon skins hint that hatchling from the egg will look like a cross between some Kralkatorrik/Mordremoth minion
So we're upsetting the eternal alchemy balance by creating super-hybrids?
>>121517896
That would all be great. I doubt anet would be able to pull something cool like that off though, they're pretty inept as clear with how shit the whole LS1 was and with how rushed HoT story was.
The exalted are pretty sketchy to me too, they're cool and all, but the whole situation seems a little weird. Supposedly they're humans from centuries ago who repurposed themselves to be protectors of glint and glint's legacy and to fight the elder dragons, yet all they do is just sit in their city in the jungle doing nothing this entire time? I mean sure you can spin it that after glint died they maybe lost their purpose or whatever, but still. We just stumble upon them and they're like "oh is that glint's egg? well we just happen to be glint followers! just give that egg to us over here" and our characters just go "oh, okay then here you go".
Not to mention that master of secrets guy or whatever he was called, the leader of the 'totally not canthan' asian people had glint's egg for years, if he really was some wise know all man, wouldn't he have some knowledge at all of an old race of people who's literal existence is to honor and protect all things glint? If he did then he would have given them the egg in the first place right?
I don't know, the whole thing was rushed so a lot of this doesn't make sense.
POST POTENT RATS
>>121522060
It becomes even sketchier when you notice that the ascended trinket reward for completing all of achievements for their story segment isa mini Eye of Janthir
After seeing that I don't trust them worth a shit.
>>121522060
Wasn't he on the way to deliver it when his ship got all fucked to hell, though? Maybe there was shit that needed to happen before the egg could be delivered.
>>121522298
You stop that right now.
http://imgur.com/a/catfF
>>121522298
Here you go.
Not an ERP slut though, sorry.
>>121522510
Nice.
Figured SAB was coming back anyway since the auric basin map is giving out shiny baubles as the meta completion reward.
>winning match with 499 points
>you have been disconnected :^)
>mfw needed the win for a daily
>>121522638
Don't lie. Your Necro is a dirty fuccboi and we all know it.
>>121522510
Not even going to begin to get my hopes up.
Most of those are models we already had anyway.
>>121522424
Why contain it?
Why didn't the Pact just use Agent Orange?
>>121522638
That rat is too thin and frail to be potent.
>>121523287
This boiling endowment may rock my kettle's lid like a kite strewn about a hurricane, but even someone with such deep-seated convictions knows the value of restraint. I am not your fool!
>>121524226
So when you finally fucking meet up with that other rat in game instead of in this thread will you finally just fuck it and never come back here?
Any femsura need my bookah batter?
>>121524583
>implying they will stop
>implying they haven't already met and continue to perpetuate their drivel just to stroke their own "egos"
>>121525484
I miss when justice rat was about justice. Elixir F is a hell of a drug.
>>121523168
Not really, no.
Not my fault that anet won't make any new cultural armor and that most regular armors and outfits look bad on sylvari.
>>121526352
Please don'tlie to me like this.
Musky male bullsura keking futarats
>>121525813
>you will never live in a world where two potent heroes have set aside their differences to work in unison as comrades in armswhy?
>>121526579
He's a fag, just not a slutty fag. Sorry.
can you fucking NA shitposters go to bed already?
>>121531361
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>121531798
Who goes to bed a 9pm?
Why don't they just burn down the whole jungle? Beep the flame legion to do it.
>>121525813
Justice will not falter under the influence of subversive venom. Whoever did this to me has merely stiffened my stride; my vision remains clear and my goals remain true.
>>121528169I still believe, and this time I have a plan.https://a.pomf.cat/abymbr.mp3
i want you to cum inside me
Jesus fucking Christ, HOPE.
Another thread gone.
AntiHOPE posters are worse than HOPE posters
>>121533886
anon...
>>121533006
>>121525813
what is justice rat
Anyone know how to implement MasterFX into the new 64 bit client?
>>121536042
use your brain
i just hit level 45 am i good yet
>>121536821
Show us your butt.
>>121536983
The best.
Can someone help me learn how to not be shit at this game in game? I'm really bad at asking for help.
Also I have 86 laurels what is the best thing to buy with them?
>>121535173
Justice is a sham -- a sweet fantasy fed to progeny to wash away their tears. in this world, nothing is without expense; no debt forgiven, no wound repaired as if without scar... penance in it's very nature, mandates a price.
This wicked world is ever-ailing; even the land seeks to annihilate it from it's very root. To build anew, atop the ichor of the damned is as close to justice as we could ever hope for.
For a bright future, however dim... I will take up this cobwebbed mantle, to deliver this world that much closer, at any cost...
>randomly click on /an/ to look around
>click on the first thread I see
>rat general
You people have fucking broken me, I hope you're happy.
>>121536042https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3rjeyc/reshader_mastereffects_installation_guide_for/
>mfw I solo fractal 50 Mai Trin for the last 2/4 phases after the whole group goes down
The best part was that this came up on the music I was listening to at the time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50SDBHFGnMw
My Battle Rat put on 2 bits of ascended valk armor and 2 ascended valk trinkets, to go with my Wurm runes, so in mostly berzerker gear I roll around with just shy of 30000 health. I did this because of how lethal the stuff in HoT is... it makes fractals easy as shit though, and I run with the heal over time sigil and Mango pies, so I am getting back like... 450 health every 2 seconds. This combines with the talent that gives you Stability every second while in Zerking makes you more or less unstoppable in fractals up to level 50, the highest I have seen so far.
Zerker also turning the Predator into an incendiary grenade launcher for its burst skill is great. Maximum fun. I do have two axes though, so its not like I am doing only rifle, before you bitch.
>>121538328
>being proud of soloing post-nerf tickle-damage Mai Trin in crutch gear
jesus christ
>>121537613
Oh.
Thank you?
>>121537442
please helpi'll be your slave
>>121539047
What class are you playing? What are you actually trying to do?
>>121538952
You're most welcome, you cretin -- err, "citizen".
>>121539134
Revenant, trying not to get killed by low level mobs. Understanding what to do with all these materials I don't use.
>>121538695
Please, I didn't even notice she'd been nerfed, as she never hit me to begin with. I solo'd her pre-HoT like a dozen times too. What'd they actually nerf? Her bleeds do less or something?
As for crutch gear, shouldn't you be in DS being dead all the time and constantly crying for resses while scaling up enemies based on your presence? That's what most of the zerk meta people seem to do. I've seen people actually say shit like "All stack on the axemaster" before then wonder why they are fukkin dead.
>>121539346
Hmm, I can't help you there, I have never actually played a Revenant. What materials? The crafting stuff?
>>121539630
Crafting stuffs, Globs of Ectoplasm, Karma, Laurels.
I have a ton of each but I don't do anything with them...
>>121539489
>I solo'd her pre-HoT like a dozen times too.
[doubt]
>>121539047
>>121539346
Post pics of your rev and then I can decide if such a slave is worth it.
NA waking up
prepare for shitposting
>>121537442
Sure
I assume you're free to play? Either post your name or /w Tobias Mordan depending on which of those you can do and I'll sort you out, be online in a minute
>>121539746
She's a mega-man boss dude; you learn the pattern and have any form over over time health regen and you are good. If you move in an L strafing around her she can literally never hit you with her basic attack animation, the one that applies bleed and cripple.
>>121539739
If you are leveling go to the Borderlands WvW map (the little tower icon up top will lead you to that menu) and every 5 levels use the karma to buy level-appropriate gear for yourself, so you won't be gimped horribly. Hold on to ecto, its used in lots and lots of stuff at max level related to crafting. The lower level crafting stuff hold on to if you want to do crafting (I'd recommend weaponsmith- ascended weapons will be goddamn helpful later) or, if you don't give a shit about that, sell them. There are a bunch of guides online about how to level crafting, google will be your friend there.
uganda finishing dinner
prepare for shitposting
>>121539846
h-here
>>121540713
Who's going to claim this nornfu as their own?! Someone better fucking do it.
>>121540942
c-claim? what...
>>121536986
u can see her butt
>>121541442
Goddamn rats, make me fucking sick, tired of their rat shit clogging my thread, mother fuckers God DAMN IT GET OUT GET OUT GETOUUUUUUUUUTT
>>121540713
What level is your character, anon? As a revenant you should first spec into devastation or maybe corruption and get dual swords. Also equip a hammer so you can get a few ranged hits in before mobs get to you.
Learn how to dodge and use your sword blocks and unrelenting assault evade, because if you don't you will get into much more trouble later on.
Your laurels should be used for ascended rings and necklaces if you don't want to get them from fractals. Alternatively, you can get a few cosmetic things or T6 mat bags for cash.
>>121541429
Now I have some claiming to do.
>>121542042
*pats and strokes behind ear*
>>121542056
im 57 right now, but that's because i used 40 exp tomes...
also what is claiming im confused...
>>121542076
could you stop shitposting for one minute?
>>121542328
*cums in you*
>>121542289
That's a big problem that I wasn't aware of. You probably need to get better gear, because you still likely have low level stuff. Even in low level zones the down-scaling will make you weak.
>also what is claiming im confused...
Claiming a slave of course!
>>121542423
REXXIE HAVE SOME DECENCY SHEESH!
>>121542056
Please post cute pics once claimed.
i think my charr has autism now
>>121542482
Oh, I should level up more then.what is your ign so we can talk?
>>121542713
advanced autism>why is ur ps1 game lagging????shh
>>121542970
I'm so sorry about your computer
>>121542575
that wasn't me...
>>121543068
its (one of) my laptop(s), and this baby goes up to 110c
not gonna pack my computer up to go hang with friends desu
>>121542782
I meant that you need gear, not levels.
Ign is ganathar.
>>121543226
nigger please i play gw2 on this and i still get 30fps on at least high shaders native rez
>>121543615
tell me what's wrong then, doctor
>>121543094
>>121542042
I haven't been paying too close attention to the generals recently, but the last few certainly haven't had any floozies. A fact for which I approve. That squat-Charr still seems to be around and I'd like to hit her with a plank or something, but what can you do?
Rats aren't for whoring, rats are for science, and hitting bookahs with things. Things like axes.
>>121543534
okay ill message you in a moment.
>>121543741
>amd housefires
at least its not your GPU melting
>>121543534
>>121542782
Use Bremuno instead because I deleted that character a while ago.
>>121543980
i mean honestly, is there any way to fix my laptop? other than switching OS-es, i really hate win 8 and wish i had win7 on this thing, also fucking laptop came pre-installed with a TON of bloatware, how do i rid myself of all of it
>>121544190
so just reformat the laptop?
>>121544270
i need it for college, not sure how long a complete ftp transfer to my server would take
just to back up all my files/schoolwork/e/tc, but still, i havent done a non-legal installation of win7 before, is it easy? im mostly a linux guy anyways, but i need my vidya machines/windows machine (for school primarily, they basically wont let me use OSS/filetypes)
>>121544431
If it makes you feel better, this is my system and it still only gets about 35-40 fps on max settings. This game is a hog.
>>121536821
Nice answer.
>>121537947
Been trying to open the game through the reshade unlocker like they said and it always fails to find the direct x dll file. Don't know why I'm having such issues, I had no problems installing the 32 bit version.
>>121544687
how much was your screen? i need to replace my desktop's screen, it was a shitty one and i spilled water on the bottom of it and didnt unplug it in time
>>121537947
its barb time bb
>>121544798
When I bought it I got it on sale a few years ago for about 180 dollars during black friday.
>>121544431
lol rly, just get a crack and your set to go
>>121545685
rite, i guess ill try to virtualize first, then do an install on hardware if it works
>>121543980
>>121543741
What on earth are you doing to have bits of your computers that hot? Clean your fans or something...
>>121545847
how 2 clean lap TOPtplease post qt femcharr i need my dose of cat
>>121545847
i took that temp after i cleaned out the fans
it was hitting 115c and auto forcing the gpu to shutdown
>>121542042
This rat looks so sad. I imagine it has the personality of eeyore or something.
>>121545928
here, have a catte
>>121546265
hi dracula
>>121544729
make sure you're running it as administrator. mine had the same issue.
>>121546642
This is my favorite Squatfu image by far.
I need a waifu.
I am glad that there is no more clique posting. I am glad that most of the major ERPists are either gone or dead. I am glad that this general is starting to become bearable again.
>>121547174
ill be youre femcharr wife
>>121545928
D-Do I count
>>121547240
who are you
>>121546642>you will never be held hostage by a cute, white, female charr via chokehold
>>121547312give or receive
>>121547312
no, you arent a femcharr pantyface
I hate skyhammer, I hate that i have to play unranked and get stuck playing skyhammer, and I hate people who choose skyhammer.
>>121547391
dont ever reply to my posts again
>>121547669
replying right now lol
>>121547669
*cums inside u* c;
Neat
stop impostoring me
>>121547789
>>121548006
>>121547936
What ESpecs are better than their vanilla classes in WvW?
I'm guessing Druid and Herald are probably better..
>>121547789
>>121547936
>>121548006
>>121548075
No, I am the real Comfyanon
>>121548363
I'm Comfyanon and so is my wife!
>>121548363
>>121548075
>>121548006
>>121547936
>>121547789
anons making me pull out the trip again
>you will never get dommed by a qt white femcharr
>she will never bully you and slap you around in her secretbullycavern
>>121548290
Chronomancer, Reaper, Staff Tempest
Herald, Dragonhunter
Druid, Scrapper (unless condi roamer), Daredevil
Why didn't they keep Sylvari sexy like their concept art? They all look like fucking downs kiddos
>>121546642
Got it to work now. Big thanks for the tip.
>>121547487What do you think?
>>121549086squeal or moan
>>121549086
>>121549186
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
FUR
FAGS
>>121546642
>>121549334
Same cat?
>>121549334
>that terrible tab organizationlick or suck
>>121549186I'm not sure what you mean, anon
>>121549516how loud
H-hello... Can I shitpost, too?
>>121549334
xXDDDD
>>121549720
>filename
>>121549720
yes but rats are not for lewd thats onlycats
>>121549720
you're not shitposting, you're just comfy fun and earposting, anon
you look very qt today!
dennis
>>121549436
>Implying I am a degenerate that plays charr
G
T
F
O
>TFW no big, beefy, charr daddy to love my FHD
;_;
>>121550048hurt me harder charrboi
>>121549950
E P I C
N A M E
D
R
O
P
>tfw you beat a streamer 1v2 in PvP while they are streaming
>>121550217
post you're fhd, anon
>>121550267
-.-
>>121549569too loud
>TFW Reading this thread makes me feel legit sick to my stomach
You sick fucking bastards need to just stop. Was there ever a time when /gw2g/ was a good place to be? I doubt it! You have always maintained this autistic level of drama in whatever way possible! You all move on from your kekold dramas to your clique posting all the way back to more kekoldry you fucking juvenille retards. DS, HOPE, DORF, FUN
I hope everyone in these guilds is the victim of ebola or the next upcoming IS jihad. You all sicken me to death,
>>121550476thats cute
do people here write those gay pastebin fic things about each others characters
>>121549950Earposting?
>>121550723
Your eyes are really far apart.
>>121550810
She's a rat. Any closer and they would look too humanoid/pedophole tier
>>121546642
now break her fucking neck.
>>121550901
>i'm not a pedo i swear
Ratfags are the worst.
>>121550810
Maybe I'm an alien...
Or maybe I'm a...cute karka!
>>121550961
That wasn't my point. Rat proportions are not the same as human proportions. The eyes are not supposed to be close to the front of the face like a humans. They are supposed to be farther away like in her image.
>>121551158
Holy shit you really are a pedo. You're trying really hard to justify it.
>>121550723
Some of us have small ears, and we live with that. It's perfectly natural.
>>121550605I actually dont know
>>121550723
yah... *pats ears*
>>121551287
Shut up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>121551291
Hello cutie show me your butt
>>121550914
how about i break yours?
>>121551423
Okay, but its under heavily reinforced leather brigandine with bits of spiked steel plate over it. I'm not sure what you expect to see.
Does world complete for legendary have to be done on a single character or by the account as a whole.
POST BULLSURA
>>121551619
id like to see you try, I'm behind 9 squatclones senpai
>>121550404
Alright here you go
>>121551291
Actually, they are the smallest I could get, while keeping that shape
>>121551914
>>121552131
THEY KEEP MULTIPLYING
>>121552229
That's the original you stupid cunt.
>>121551938
You get two of the gifts of exploration for doing it on one character, but that character has to do all of it themselves- you can't have half the world on one and half the world on another. HoT zones don't count towards it, so don't worry about that. The part you are most likely going to have the most annoying time with are the WvW places.
>>121552131
hm today i will make a charr
>>121551914
>>121552224
Very nice posteriors. I will need pantsless versions for a better determination, however.
>>121552307
Thanks anon
>>121537613
When the world finally falls under the frigid, tantamount discretion of your implacable gaze; when your forces storm and choke the streets like a palpable, roiling haze; when cries rise up from cities lamenting their lost future, a crimson glimmer will intervene to protect those who know not the seed of evil in their hearts and minds.
I've thought about this long and hard. I'll leave you to peel away the dead skin. I'll fight for the life underneath. This is the line I draw. At this, you won't stop me. The remnants who pass through your cruel bottleneck will bare the scar of resolve and the heart of those who wish to start anew.
>>121552374He never came back T.T
>>121552374
Not gonna take off my pants for you, but I did run around in this armor for a long while, until I got my ascended armor and also got tired of being sexually harassed in Divinities Reach.
>>121552884
Can you stop attention whoring already?
>>121550901
They're far apart even for a rat. That's like 1.5 eyes worth of gap.
>>121552774
P E D O
>>121552941
Nah, I am bored and there is fuckall else going on in the thread. You can have cat posters or rat posters or dead silence.
But if you want on topic, who thinks Dragonhunter is going to be nerfed?
Also, why does everything seem to think Berserker is shit?
>>121552968
>They're too far apart
How to spot a pedophile
>>121553138
Old memes can't be dank twice no matter how hard you force them.
>>121552971
I can't be a pedo, anon. I'm a little gi... rat
>>121549950
>you look very qt today!
she looks very qt everyday
>>121553237
Says the guy who touches little gi... rats
>>121553329
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
>>121553329
You look very qt too.
>>121553329
she was cute when I was plowing her asura potato butt as well. Shame you werent there to watch
>get an ascended armor recipe from fractal encryption
>lets you choose your stats
>has crusaders and marauders to choose from
>but not any of the other 4-stats
that's a cruel joke, anet. I just want my commander stats!
>>121552774
Tell me your name and I will find you in order toTeach you the ways of self defense
>>121554179
Literally right in the image, kouhai.
Anyone know if it's more efficient to craft agony infusions using artificer or the new fractal mastery vendor?
>>121553329
Hello who is this slut? Thanks. I wanna beat her up and make her cry in a pile of dirt and sweat
>>121554628
After a certain point it is better to use the vendor. I think it's +3 agony.
>>121554694
meant for
>>121546642
>>121509921
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
>playing pvp as a team of 5 dragonhunters
>>121554971
>one guy vs an entire guild dedicated to shitposting
you sure showed him HOPEfag
Never noticed just how huge of a city Rata Sum really is.
I have a huge verbal abuse and physical abuse fetish. Any sluts that like being beat and degraded? Meet me at the highest floor of the sun.
>>121554971
>Autistic man traveling between fast food restaurants just to awkwardly sit there and show off his porn
>>121555101
>catspam defense force
Now I've seen it all.
I've been playing for a week or so and really like the game, but now that i've got a small grasp I was wondering if mesmer was any fun to play? I hear they're really versatile build wise
>>121555000
How did that go? I imagine that works on paper but against people who know what they are doing would rek you.
>>121555897
Are you in the tarnished coast instance?
RATE this fucccharnot the toaster
>>121556253
Absolutely demolished pretty much everyone. Out of like 20 matches we lost 2 maybe. We were all in a guild together so we were playing other guilds too. The really good people obviously killed us but most people just didn't know what to do.
>>121556280
Delete tier
>>121556280
It's white.
Automatically generic.
>>121556521
you're also white
>>121556280
If you're going to make is stupid looking at least make a female.
>>121556416
Worst I've see was 4 tempests and a thief for back camping.
Permanent reflect on everything, 25 might, stab, regen, blind, 73% damage reduction. Impossible.
>>121556280
Can I barb him?
>>121556590
you want stupid looking?
too bad u get disco cat
>>121556978yes maybe
>>121555961
>HOPE defense force
seen to much of this
>>121556978
would u beat up + bully + call a dumb retard???big dum dork cat
Potential to be qt with good dyes
What boots to use tho?
>>121557748
slut
>>121557748
CM boots
>>121557748
>venomblade is back
man come on hope really? come on.
>>121557748
fuck off HOPEr
>>121557581
>beat up
Yes
>bully
Yes
>call a dumb
Nah lad that's really fucked up sorry.
>>121557829
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
ANCIENT SHITPOSTING FORCE UNITE
>>121557829
There's a point where being ironic just becomes worse than what you're trying to impersonate and he has clearly passed it.
>>121558053
Fuck off shit poster
Post name drops
Post cute and comfy things, anon c:
>>121558293
Toxicdirk
>>121558293
Banebrand
>>121558217
>HOPEfag shitposter telling me to fuck off
classic
>>121558325
>>121558562
>person post normal post
>some enormous dickbag instantly calls them a hopefag and tells them to gtfo
Hmmmmmmmm
>>121558778
you can stop pretending to be the victim now poisonsword, fuck off
New player here. Is there REALLY that much erp that goes on in this thread or is it all ironic?
>>121558625
Nigga where are your eyes.
>>121559026
Fuck off EU kek
>>121559047
A decent amount is unironic.
>>121559093
he'snearsighted:^)
>>121559047
Only the gasrats ERP, rest is ironic
I literally just started playing GW2 for the first time.
I finally got bored of Tera, so i decided to try GW2 which is supposedly the western equivalent.
What should i expect?
>>121557748
whisper me jeff vann
>>121559310
R@ts
C@ts
Ironic ERP
Irrelevancy if playing on EU
Goodposters like drosera, venomblade, Dylan, etc
Ironic shitposters like jugg/catspammer
EU butthurt constantly
Edarkness sucking his own dick and samefagging
Mapchat/reddit tier chat if you join DORF
>>121559462
He has a waifu anon, don't be a shit stirrer
>>121559462
Who are u
>>121559946
jeff vann
>>121559462
Who is this nobody
>>121559581
I didn't understand half the shit you said, but what do you mean with ironic ERP?
I actually enjoyed ERP on Tera, Celestial Hills is a fun server :3no homo
can we get a h*ck yeah for dennis
>>121560139
Post your elin
>>121560013
Yeah nah you're a nobody she won't message u
>>121560187
no elin for you
have my elf titcow instead
Oh boy, I love getting this right before a boss appears.
...And then crashing before it drops dead.
>>121560971
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TURNING UP THE GRAPHICS TO POSE.
Does anyone in these threads use SweetFX or GemFX or any of that shit?
If so, do they effect your performance much? I play on medium to high settings with a pretty solid framerate, i would like to use something like sweetfx for some much nicer colors, since the times GW2 looks the best is when you're in an area with a weird color overlay/effect such as a few places in the arah dungeon.
If it effects your performance though then i'd probably have to tone my settings down which i'd rather not do.
>>121560737
>this whole pic
>>121561235
SFX doesnt really impact performance.
>>121548878
Did you see what they looked like in the beta?
It was much, much worse.
>>121561341
Well, for me its like 4-5 fps difference on 50+ fps level.
>>121557748
>Potential
PURPLE
FLOWER
HAIR
Potential to be tossed in the garbage holy shit. How can you even remotely think this looks good?
Proud papa's are the worst, I swear.
>>121561541
Proud papas are the human version of sparkle cats and hipsturas.
>>121556779
>>121555000
Guild Wars 2 PvP esports!
>>121560187
DID SOMEONE SAY ELIN?
>>121562646
Fuck off, pedo retard.
>>121561235
I use SweetFx with Reshade.
The effect on your performance depends on how much effects you use. The more shit you add, the more it'll weigh on your system.
In all honesty, I'm not so big on graphics so I mainly just use it for subtle effects. Lumasharpen and slightly higher contrast with some other minor tweaks. I didn't want to stray away from vanilla but just make everything a little sharper and get rid of that awful vanilla blur. And with these minor tweaks, my fps doesn't drop at all.
As far as my graphic settings go, everything is set to high except for the shaders, which are set to medium. High shaders tend to make everything look like plastic for some reason.
Wish I could upload in the original .png but 4chins allows only 4mb files so have a shitty jpg.
Can the reclaimed metal plates be obtained from any reclaimed weapon? Or is it just the rare ones?
>>121563828
I salvaged like a hundred blues and greens and got nothing. Seems like it's rares only.
>>121563992
I bought exclusively blues and greens to salvage, because the rares were all like 9-10g each.
I got 3 out of like, maybe 50-80 of them. Not the best odds, but it cost me less than buying a rare outright.
How'd you fare with rares?
Anyone else having a problem with continuing the Estate of Decay quest to finish the lvl 80 quest line?
>>121564195
100%, bought 3 rares for around 8 gold each, got my 3 plates.
>>121564361
Hrm, I'll have to consider setting up some buy orders for my next machined weapon then. Thanks for the information anon.
>>121502678
better late than never
http://puruuni.tumblr.com/
>People think HoT is a grindfest
wow gw2 is literally babbys first mmo
> finish Herald spec
> get my armor the way I want it
> All set on runes and weapons
Now what? I've been forcing myself to get the Mistward armor for no reason... I'm not even going to use it, I just don't know what else to do.
>>121565570
Crystal arbiter.
>>121565638
> gem store outfit
Not giving anet more money for rubbish
>>121565838
Not all gem store outfit are rubbish, there are 2 or three that actually look good. But yeah, crystal arbiter is not one that I would buy.
Okay boys caved in and bought the expansion today.
Been running around on it, few questions I'll hopefully get clarified.
Okay so the mastery system, there is limit as to what I can learn right? I can learn -everything- if I wanted?
There are some weird spots I can't get to that have hero points, I assume I need to get the glider thing done yeah?
Any profitable trains going on for these maps? Be specific because I don't know anything at all or what XYZ train means and what map its in.
I'll probably have more later but those are the ones on my mind.
>>121566091
I don't like outfits because I like the ability to mix and match my armor.
I guess I can try getting Aetherblade heavy armor for that wonderful butt on the female set.
I'm nit really swimming in gold though, and the gem conversion rate is roughly 80g per 400...
>>121565838
Well you did buy HoT
>>121565570
Get your ascended shield skin.
Pvp.
Fractals.
Settle in.
>>121566431
Note the word 'more'.
>>121566294
>Okay so the mastery system, there is limit as to what I can learn right? I can learn -everything- if I wanted?
You can learn everything, just be aware that the higher masteries require more XP and more mastery points, so you'll have to play longer and do more world completion.
>There are some weird spots I can't get to that have hero points, I assume I need to get the glider thing done yeah?
Many things require masteries to get, so you'll have to go back to old maps when you're more advanced.
Glider is the very first thing you should level though. Many things then require stuff like Updraft gliding or other advanced masteries. Just come back later.
>Any profitable trains going on for these maps? Be specific because I don't know anything at all or what XYZ train means and what map its in.
Harvesting Flax used to be hella cash, but it dropped a lot. They still go for about 6-7s, so if you go to the Itzel village in the north east of verdant brink, drop down all the way and harvest the 10 plants you still get almost one gold per character daily.
Other than that, just do events and have fun I guess.
>>121566294
You can learn everything, yes. You'll need mastery points though, which you can find inside your achievement tab. A green icon is for The expac masteries and a red one is for tyrian masteries.
Yes, some spots you will need certain masteries to get. Gliding and updraft mastery are very good.
Whenever you zone into a map, try and look for people advertising "organized groups" for that map. It'll be plentiful and everyone will be working toward that maps meta event
>>121556197
Fucking horrible to level but worth it in the end, especially if you have the new expansion and level up to chronomancer.
Post new players
Is there any way to get my weekly rewards if I missed my guilds missions?
>>121567590
man
i wish games still gave me that sense of wonder
>>121568259
I got it when exploring the new HoT maps for the first time. Then again I haven't been playing a lot of games the past year.
>Do you want interesting achievements?
Y-yes?
>Too fucking bad, here, do the same event 100 times.
can you not get the expansion through other retailers? like, green man gaming or the sort?
>>121567590
this is cute
>>121568372
>tfw added collections for the Orders
>and new backpieces for them as well
>you only get a title if you do all three backpieces
>it's some generic shit about being a restoration guy or something
>no Order specific titles
>almost all the titles are attached to grinding the same meta or RNG like fractal encryptions or salvaging ascended gear (yes, including armor)
This is a bad feel.
>>121568857
chill the fuck out dude your post barely is 10 minutes old
>>121568556
Anything listed here
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/retailers/#UnitedStates-digital
where can i get a wife that looks like this
this is absolute fucking bullshit
>anet announces ascended salvaging pre hot
>it hits, I salvage out those useless as fuck sinister accessories from LS2
>turns out sinister is actually the top fucking dps stat now in raids
>I check the vendors to see if I can get them back, it costs shit tons of gold and laurels
why the fuck didn't anet warn me about this personally now I have to fucking grind and farm to fix a problem anet forced on me
is it too late to get a refund or chargeback, this is not the fucking content I was looking for in HoT
>>121569935
you can get them for silverwaste crests
>>121569935
Well, to be honest, that's kind of your fault if you just salvage any ascended item you find.
>>121570054
no, how is it my fault
anet tells everyone to salvage their ascended gear before the patch, then changes up the top stat from berzerker to sinister
how am I in control of any of that? anet is just forcing people to salvage their shit so they have to grind up for it again later. it's artificial barriers to make people play more because of shitty game design
>>121569893
Make one.
>>121570136
i cant wife myself so that wouldnt work out
>>121570125
Sini was a thing long before the expac buddy.
>>121570125
>anet tells everyone to salvage their ascended gear before the patch
Never heard of anything like that.
And Anet never changed anything. Players just did notice Sinister is strong too. Blame the playerbase for thinking Berserker is the best for so long.
And I was never forced to salvage any ascended item, I have no idea in what kind of world you're living.
>>121570212
yeah but it was a shit stat for bads who thought condition damage was worth anything
and now suddenly condition damage is meta and anet is literally forcing me to grind out a new set of gear
this is artificial grind and anet needs to both notify players what the new best set is and possibly offer to change their armor for them or mail out fresh sets of gear
this is something i'm entitled to as a loyal gw2 player for over six months
>>121570336
No, it was top dps on engi. You're at fault for salvaging your trinkets, no one else. Those "bads" were actually right, as sini engi was top dps before and now with viper and bosses with high toughness it's even better
>>121570336
What the hell are you talking about?
Anet forces you to do nothing. YOU chose to salvage this gear.
It's like I start salvaging all my gear for no reason and then blame Anet for not saying me it's a dumb idea.
warning do not view this image in a dark room
>>121509883
would cuddle
>>121570553
>item shows an animal skull
>item is a human skull
>>121570336
>anet needs to both notify players what the new best set is
As far as anet is concerned there is no "best" set. The meta is set by players throwing themselves at an encounter and deciding what is optimal.
>offer to change their armor for them or mail out fresh sets of gear
Or you could be a not-retard and NOT destroy gear, especially when you can STAT SWAP ANY ASCENDED WEAPON OR ARMOR FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF A FUCKING EXOTIC INSIGNIA. The only reason to NOT do that is if you have some stupidly expense upgrade in it, like the ultra rare sigils that are 200g each.
If it's rings or accessories? Just buy more. Laurels and commendations are just a matter of time and/or being an active guild member. There is next to no monetary cost involved.
It is not Anet's fault that you are both uninformed and apparently have no regard for the time invested in it until you've broken it down into a few scraps of mithril.
look at these qties
>>121571937
>>121572178
>IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
rexxie the kekhold
What's the best Maguuma Mastery farm now now the old one got patched?
Is there actual content to do to level masteries in Tyria?
Now that dungeons and fractals are basically dead, am I just stuck with doing world exploration with my Rev?
Or will I have to do some cursed shores mob grind zerg?
>>121572723
Spider farm in VB. Just run around and kill vet spiders(around 24) that have really low Spawn CD's.
Why T5&T6 Venom sac's crashed.
>>121572918
where on the map is this? next to the jaka itzel village?
>>121573051
south of it, yes.
Just get a zerg and hit those boosters.
>>121573051
Yea, just join a party on LFG and follow their dots.
You need bouncing mushroom mastery(itzel 1?) to farm it efficiently though.
true...
>>121573379
Go write suicide notes instead of shitposting here you kek
>>121518127
Zhaitan is dead and Tequatl is still around
Lost Preci.
>>121574568
oh no the quality of my first webm is not very good
I will use this as a learning experience
do charr like water
>>121574568
Makes me want to explore it a little more.
>>121574568
that is really nice
What are the best stats to go for as a PvE Rev? Right now I'm pretty much just going for Power, Precision and Ferocity, cause someone told me to just do that on the map chat. But I'd rather have more opinions about it.
>>121574870
How many nipples do you have and why is it six?
>>121574870
There are hot showers in Hero's Canton, so probably.
>>121575401
Depends on build, type of content and general playstyle.
>>121569935
First of all, condition damage is not going to be top dps for raids. Berserker will always remain the best damage gear due to it's damage being instant burst damage, not damage over time. Condition builds will probably be top damage for certain fights, but overall berserker will still be the way to go for most of it.
Second of all,
>immediately salvage all your ascended sinister accessories
Why the fuck would you ever do this. Are you really this retarded? As soon as sinister gear even existed, you should have taken one look at it and thought "oh, it has condition damage, power, and precision, these are literally the best stats you could ask for if you ever wanted to play a condition build!". You then throw them in your bank and you keep them just incase one day condition damage gets buffed to the point of being better than berserker. Or for situations like raids where there will guaranteed be a couple of fights where condition builds will really be utilized.
Why would you immediately salvage gear that has the best possible condition damage stats available in the game? Even if you're not using them now, you might need it later you fucking dipshit. It's not like it's cleric gear or something that will literally never be useful for anything.
I dunno. HoT is pretty boring.
>>121575401
You already have the best stats. Now just use glint and shiro, auto attack with your sword and congratulations, everything within the vacinity of you is now dead.
I've been having a lot of rubberbanding issues for a couple days now with the players' positions not updating properly which results in them constantly jittering all over the place, and i even double-checked with multiple connection methods to make absolutely sure that the issue doesn't lie with me
Also the world selection shows my server (TC) as "Full" in red text and ping alternates between 180 and 230
Basically should i port my character to another less populated world now to see if it gets better there or will this blow over again on TC in a couple of days? I can't remember it ever being as bad as it is right now, it's still playable but also jittery as heck and i don't want to spend yet more gems for my toon's transfer
>got t5 gliding mastery not too long ago
>go around verdant brink
>basically free flying
>comfy as hell
Best feel after all that grinding, so rewarding and so worth it.
>>121576290
It's kind of sad that out of all of the masteries, there's really only 3 that even actually matter and serve a purpose.
Infinite gliding.
Bouncing shrooms.
See stealth enemies.
Everything else is either filler or completely pointless.
>>121576491
Poison mastery is also kind of okay but that's it.
Haven't leveled the stealth one yet though. will probably do that next.
>>121576525
Poison immunity is just a filler trait though. A semi useful one, but it really serves no purpose other than "hey a couple of hero points are in the middle of poison, you need this mastery!"
"okay, but what else can i use it for after that?"
"nothing"
"okay cool"
>>121576216
Don't transfer. All servers are tied together through a megaserver system anyway. It won't make a difference.
The servers are taking a bigger load now due to the expansion. Lag and disconnects are well known, it'll die down in a while anyway.
>>121577007
>>121577007
Well yeah it was just irritating because the rubberbanding/lag started the other day when people on the forums complained about DC's en masse
Just lost another teq too lel
>>121576290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THlJh1J_Ong
>tfw Advanced Gliding
>>121572918
>spider farm
>get 1575 a kill
>no boost xp
lol this is not farming
>>121577434
If you've got a faster method I'm dyin' to hear it son.
>>121577434
You're supposed to stack experience boosters you idiot. With everything equipped you get 4k exp per kill, and if you know the most optimal while only having a party of 4-5 people it's easily the best exp farm you can get. If you have more than 4-5 people it's gets a little hectic because then you have random retards killing shit before you can round all the spiders up.
There's only 3 good ways of getting exp in the jungle.
1. Spider farm. Very consistent, and as long as you have a small amount of people and a correct route, it's very fast and very efficient.
2. Killing enemies with rested/bonus exp on them. This means running around to areas where there are lots of enemies that most people usually just ignore or run past, these enemies accumulate bonus exp for being alive for so long and give huge exp when killed. This overall gives more exp than the spider farm, but it is much less consistent, finding good areas is hard, and the good areas you find may have already been killed recently. If you know the right spots and are lucky, this will be much better than spider farming. Very inconsistent though.
3. Just doing dragon stand over and over on a good map. Pretty good exp, less boring than just grinding enemies for hours. Not nearly as efficient as farming though.
Pick your poison.
abstract kind of feel
>>121578032
I'm really just a bit disappointed how inefficient "proper" gameplay is.
I recently started the fractal mastery, and did 22-25. I got 60kXP. That isn't even 1/10th of what the first fucking level requires.
But then I got my Rev, hit up on XP boosters, and went from fort trinity down to orr.
I killed every enemy I saw, and had the mastery done before I left Straits of Devestation.
Is that what it's supposed to be about? Just grinding mobs that nobody else does?
>did some math
>celestial contains the highest overall stats if there is a focus on none
>the onyl focus allowed is Zerkers
Why can't anything other than zerkers be viable in PvE?
Please, Anet, crank up the damage and conditions in PvE and give more enemies the ability to corrupt boons, so we can finally have something meaningfull.
I dont fucking care about the trinity.
>>121578032
>3. Just doing dragon stand over and over on a good map. Pretty good exp, less boring than just grinding enemies for hours. Not nearly as efficient as farming though.
Not him, but I've been doing this quite a bit lately. I usually get between 400-600k per DS without boosters, which is good enough for a casual like me.
>>121578992
what's that? it reminds me of ascalon but it isn't, right?
>>121578671
Conditions are more than viable in PvE ever since the condition overhaul in the whole specialization update. For engineers it's even better than zerker.
Zerker is still better of course, but like i said it's more than viable. I mean it's at the point where you can join a dungeon/fractal party as a condition build and people no longer look at you with contempt and disgust, so. It's pretty good.
Just make sure you're wearing sinister gear is all. Sinister is the zerker equivalent of condition damage.
>>121578915
Yeah it's fine. Like i said, it's the weakest of the 3 options, but it's not bad at all. Pretty good exp and it's a hell of a lot less boring so that alone is worth something.
>>121575871
I have found so far that, at least in HoT content, people running optimal dps builds get destroyed so fast that their high damage is irrelevant. This could well be a git gud situation but when you get nearly insta gibbed by most of the things where max dps matters, you aren't really contributing all that much. We will see how the raids work out, but so far people without some form of survivability get rekt out there. I've seen it happen in fractals now too, since they removed lots of the stack up places and a lot of the ai exploits.
>>121579089
"Map Guild Dale"
>>121579091
Too bad Sinister is even harder to come (double especially) than Berzerkers.
Nearly all other crafting materials are worthless except blood and the new HoT ones
>>121579470
So either a new guild hall or a GvG map.
i still don't understand how to play stronghold. i just enter a match and reaper everything until they die and somehow i either win or lose
>>121579557
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Stronghold , there you go wee little wabbit.
>>121579342
Well everyone gets insta gibbed in the jungle, anon. It really doesn't matter what gear you're wearing, a lot of the jungle enemies just bypass your toughness/armor value completely and insta gib everyone. You could be wearing full soldier gear and those frog assholes will still kill you in a single stun just due to how their damage works.
Yes, it is fucking retarded, i know.
this game is for nerds
you're all nerds and you should feel b4d
>>121579997
Snow nerd reporting in.What's the plan for today, /gw2g/?
Waking up next to your loved femsura, and cuddling there with her for another hour
>>121579978
Is that so, Anon? Are you sure you don't just suck?
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/11/07/guild-wars-2-heart-of-thorns-review
>7.6
>>121578671
>please anet make damage over time into instant spike damage
The average guild wars 2 player.
Why didn't you pick the best guild hall, Anon?
>>121578671
>the onyl focus allowed is Zerkers
false
whats the fastest way to get all the waypoints in tyria? i just finish my 80 and its boring to walk all over the world again.
>>121579782
ty for spoonfeeding me
>>121579978
I think that you are fucking garbage at the game friendu
>>121579470
prolly a scrapped ghall
What will happen when they release new guild halls? Is it possible to change, once you have chosen one?
Rise!
>>121579978
I don't. I replaced two ascended berserk trinkets, an ascended berserk helm and pants with valk stuff and switched to warm runes. Got 30k health, which really helps.
>>121584491
Yes. They already allow you to, if you have chosen one and decide you want the other one. You just need to pay 100g again and then do the re-taking of the hall event for the new hall.
Then everything transfers. All your upgrades, etc.
>>121585614
Oh, nice.
Also, is there any way to know all the furniture there is/will be?
is it cheaper to craft or buy gear from TP?
>>121585918
Buy from TP in most cases. Check gw2spidy to see if crafting something equals profit or loss.
>>121580606
I did! I tried to! God damn 2:1 vote for Gilded Hollow. Then they bought like 50 of those wyvern statues and put them up everywhere. My hall is slowly becoming a decadent temple of worship to the elder dragons.
What's the best skills/traits you can go as bitch/buff support guardian? What should I put on my armor/weapons?
>>121587362
best you can do is delete the mofo and make a revenant which shits out boon out of its ass without even trying.
Should I be getting new armor for the jungle? I just have ascended berserker's+assassin's
>>121588510
what class
>>121588610
>>121588510
Oh mesmer. Sorry I accidentally deleted it
>>121588664
You deleted your mesmer or your Ascended armor? I'm lost
>>121589130
In my comment I deleted the statement that I had a mesmer before I posted it
I'm having trouble getting my marks to cast, anyone else had this problem?
>>121574192
>Zhaitan is dead
Are you sure about that?
>getting hate mail for wearing Heritage armour
>getting hate mail for using my Permanent Self-Style Hair Kit multiple times while I'm gliding
>>121588664
I don't know much about mesmer, so somebody else might have a better answer, but i'm guessing it would just depend on your skill
finished story with mes and necro, which class should I go with next? thief, warr, or guard?
>>121588664
Me and my friend have switched over to Knights, working out nicely.
Installing... Wanted to scratch my MMO itch for a while. It's GW2 or WoW private servers... think I've chosen well.
>>121588664
Nah, the only thing worth getting is viper for condis build. Everthing else is shitters trash unless you wanna make some useless 100% boon build for reves or eles
>>121590795
A condi build on a mesmer seems like it would be trash
>>121591069
Condi is only decent for wvw roaming and being an annoying cunt, otherwise it's pretty useless. Leave condi to other classes
>>121591202
They specifically asked about the jungle and said viper's was worth getting...
How to fix Dragon's Stand problem:
>timer starts when the event begins and not when the map is created
That way you could taxi people in your world before the event starts and you will not get into empty maps that are already an hour in.
No more trying to get into a full map problems.
I have no idea why Anet didn't made it that way. The current system is idiotic.
>>121592721
What the game needs is a queue system for joining regular maps. Having to spam 'join map' for 15 minutes is just as stupid.
>>121593306
The stupid part is that there already is a map queueing system for WvW.
Should I bother making ascended gear if I'm new? They seem awfully expensive when compared to how little Stat increase they give
Do you praise it, brethren?
>>121593674
dark souls meme plz go
>>121593740
technically GW2 has its own sunpraisers in the hylek
>>121592721
No idea what you mean, these events are great
>>121593938
>not Gw2-64.exe
>>121593938
>Not using the 64b version
It's like you like crashing
>>121572918
>Why T5&T6 Venom sac's crashed.
MALIGN INFUSIONS HERE I COME
>>121594027
nigga where the fuck is your damage?
Any changes I need to make to my WvW Druid build?
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/?vNAQJAWTn0rCNsgVsCGsCctglFBDeqeV/qOjuSQqbpFEAOanshrsC-T1xDABEqEMPdBWq+zVK/wf/BIeCAAcJACAgAwP/5P/5P/ZA-w
>>121594176
Look at the healing
>>121590745
Post your first character. So i can bully you if i see you friend.
>mfw playing a chronomancer all week
These fucks are going to be mandatory for raids. I can see people have 2 in a raid at a time.
>>121593938
Look at all those memes on the mouth of mordremoth.
>>121594217
healing a shit
>>121590215
>getting hate mail for wearing Heritage armour
>getting hate mail for using my Permanent Self-Style Hair Kit multiple times while I'm gliding
I don't understand. Why?
Hey guys. Can I get an invite to the EU guild please?
Sigerr on Gunnar's Hold
>>121594353
>Me and another chrono
>4 time warps, 8 wells of action, and 4 wells of recall
It's so disgusting I love it
What's the thing I try to boost in stats if I want to hit really really high? Ferocity?
>>121595808
Power main, precision and ferocity. Unless you're an engi or ranger then you build condi main power and precision.
Edark kicked an officer in his guild because he found out that he was a homosexual. I didnt realize DORF was that strict...
>>121596656
Yeah I saw that, pretty sure he kicked him because he was talking about anal sex with another man in gchat, no warning and edark removed him. He has no patients for faggot shit, did u even read his powerpoint presentation?
>>121596656
this meme is still going on?
I want NA to go.
>>121597014
Guess it isnt a meme because he did it. An officer he removed for spewing homosexual garbage in chat. Unreal.
>>121597014
this is what happens when you recruit from 4chan
>>121596020
don't reply to me with yucky anime images please i hate anime
>>121580501
>stuff that was never said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvg66tB9JxM
Is this build better with Full sinister armor and givers weapons or Vipers armor with Vipers weapons? Pls halp engis.
>>121596656
No... I refuse to believe my edark is that kind of monster!! He is so sweet, he wouldnt kick someone for being gay....
HOW DO I GET HERE?!?!?!???!?!!??1??!?1?1?/1// .FG
>>121597953
swim underwater in that river.
>>121598131
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THATTTTT?!!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?1//!?!/11?1?1/!!?/1!?!/2/21//1/1/111/
>>121598394
wasn't there a huge camera pan down into that when it's location was revealed? Like, in the previous mission?
>>121508334
this generlal is:
>STUPID
>SMELLY
>GAY
anything else?
>doing heart of thorns finale, oddly nobody around to help since i heard it gets BS
>fuck it, solo
>fight eir and garm
>eir's 5000000 arrow bombardment that just always seems to last beyond Braham being able to help
>immediate booting of the area, restart
>there's no anvils anywhere near the area outside the story instance
>or a waypoint
Wow nice game design ANet :^)
>>121598614
I'm not sure I understand your complaint. Are you uh.... having trouble in the story instances???
>>121598614
Get gud, it only took me one try.
>>121598570
No grandpa your imagination is acting up again because I just did the mission about 2 minutes ago.
come on now grampy let's take you back to the home
>>121598825
>no anvil or waypoint anywhere nearby
>>121599008
'git gud' doesn't help anybody fagbreath
>>121599243
You can die 7 times or so before your armor breaks. Are you telling me you're dying this often in the final mission?
>>121598614
Have you tried not getting shot. Or rather not relying on the NPC and just outrunning Eir's bombardment? It's not hard, you can manage with just a 25% speed boost if you TURN and RUN instead of trying to strafe away.
Shit son. Do you casually stroll out of red circles too?
>>121599243
W-what? Impossible, through my years or research on threads across this board it has shown nothing but positive correlation with success ratio. You must be a lost cause, i'm sorry anon Gods be with you but i can do no more.
>>121599243
>calling others "fagbreath"
>when you are the one choking on NPC futanorn dick
The average gw2g skill level is pretty shit, but even the average gw2ger has no problem with story instances.
>>121597554
shut the fuck up reignofpain
>>121599805
FUCK YOU DYLAN! YOUARE AUTISTIC YOU FUCKING BRONZE PIECE OF SHIT
>>121599378
Not him, but loosing your armor can be fun
>>121599935
>>121599805
Both of you are Dylan, idk who you think you are trying to fool kiddo
>>121600059
that's just indecent. i hope your partner reprimanded you afterwards.
>>121601134
shut up dylan
>>121601134
Way to prove you are the one pretending to be reignofpain. I mean how dumb are you really? I always thought they were kidding when theyd make fun of your autism but it actually is real. Hahaha too funny
>>121601051
She forced me tohold handsandrub noseswith her
>>121601606
>getting rebuffed by your own "waifu" while she puts out for strangers
ouch
>>121601606
Let that sore hand and chafed nose be a lesson to you
Wtf am I supposed to be doing with all these ascended rings now? Can I switch the stats on some of these somehow? Can I toss them into the mystic toilet for something? Salvage them with that new kit?
>>121602571
i love jumping into the mystic toilet desu
sometimes i do it for minutes on end and people around say "wtf" in chat
>>121601545
>implying anyone would want to be reignofpain
Post autism felines
>tfw trying to save a guild bro from another disappointment and he just wont accept it
>>121602751
>everyone and their mothers plays a guardian
>only profession I enjoy
>tfw can't be a special snowflake
>>121604381
As a guardian this doesn't reflect my experience at all.
>>121604381
it used to be my favorite, but I fucking hate DH
>>121597953
>>121598394
>>121598581
>>121599082
Leave and never come back here
>>121606214
im the best poster here
kid
Why do fucking Medium Armor classes get the best butt armors in the game?
Fucking slut classes.
>>121606824
All weights get nice asses, your problem is that you are playing an asura, you pedophile.
>>121607873
>playing an asura
uhhhhhhh
>reaper
>dragonhunter
you'd think anet would learn how to balance after all these fucking years, lmao
>>121610309
>you'd think anet would learn how to balance after all these fucking years, lmao
They do. They know how to balance theirrevenue.
>>121610309
>balancing new shit right on release
>>121593938
>he doesn't use 64 client
Inexcusable... unless if you're a mac user.
You aren't a mac user for your games, are you?
>>121594021
>>121594096
>>121610672
That image is from before the 64 bit client existed.
>going through the low level maps for 100% map completion
>pop my Mentor Tag
>new player hits me up, and starts asking questions
>he seems like a nice guy and its nice teaching new players every once in a while
>asks "mind if I add you if I have any more questions?" and I say sure cause I'm a fucking idiot
>2 days later he asks me for gold
I should just shut everyone out like I have been for 3 years of this game, but I always fall right back in.
Cries for a hero,
in a thread beset by brutes.
My journey begins.
>>121611480
your mind follows the path your wiener takesboth have a fond likeness for childlike behavior
mesmer mains
>do Silverwastes 100%
>get rewards
>hop onto another character
>get 100% again
>no reward or anything
Did I miss anything here? I thought map completion rewards are earned per character, not per account. Is it because I did it in the same day or something?
>>121611480
post more ratgirls instead.
I play a ranger with longbow and bear/arctodus pets and have full Soldier armor and I like it desu. HoT content has all been easy so far. I have a greatsword also but I do not like to melee that much. I tried playing sword but it has a weird auto attack. anyway just my 2 cents guys
>>121613128
what the fuck am i supposed to do with 2 cents? at least give me ahot charr barbing
>>121613128
>>121613128
Out of curiosity, how often do you use skill 4 on your longbow and in what situations?
What goes on in you mind when you decide to pop it?
>>121612963
No, postweaponfusinstead.
>>121614127
like this?
>>121613128
Oh god thank the lord people like you still exist.
Quick go to Tarir south event, too many exalted have died because all the bearbows switched to staff druids.
>>121614213
Ah yes, the pastel flowerhair FHD of weapons.
>>121614361
I'm not too picky about weapons when there is a naked nornfu grinding against it.
>>121614213
Fixed.
>>121614026
Well, I use it on cooldown because it does okay damage and is fast. I use it to knock people away from me and to remove the blue bar from the bosses so they are stunned.
>>121614256
I go east usually because its close to the waypoint
>>121613304
what is charr barbing?
>>121615051
>implying the norn isnt fucking it
>take a break from running my Herald
>load up my first character, my Necro
>gear is all over the place, no exotics, runes are random
>face looks pretty bad now too
Do I just say fuck it and delete her or do I drop 10 bucks and buy a Makeover Kit and relearn Necro?
>>121615051
>>121615330
just wear the reaper hood like every other retard
>>121615051
fuck you I'm trying to quit.
>>121615541
>reaper hood
I'm not edgy enough to want to wear that.
>>121615330
don't you have a kit lying around?
I got like 3 from things ingame in my playtime, but I don't specifically remember from what.
Also, it might sound cheesy, but I always get really attached to the way my characters look. Even if they don't look perfect, once I levelled them to 80, I don't want to change anything about them anymore. They're special to me.
Who are the bullsura of this general?
>>121614127
Memes aside, this frogs little nook in the world is actually super comfy.
>>121616680
Not him, but,
How exactly do you get TMKs without buying them, opening a BLC, or reaching an achievement milstone?
I have yet to ever see one without getting it from something requiring gems.
>>121617026
well you get one every 5kAP, so I got at least 2 from them.
And since you occasionally get keys, I must've gotten one or two from them as well.
>>121616680
>don't you have a kit lying around?
I have 9 lvl 80s, I'm certain I used the achievement point gimme, and when I get keys for blc I get literal SHIT.
I think I might buy 2 just so I can redo my Herald as well... I don't know what I was thinking.
>>121611480
Another imitation posturing themselves in hopes of garnering sway in a world torn asunder. You mirror your ilk, and it's no pleasant reflection.
Whatever happened to that sentai hero?
>>121616868
kittdai t b h
if only an ardent defender could make a triumphant return
if only a real hero could heed our call n these trying times
if only . .
if only . . .
if only.....
should I buy wings?
>tfw you just got a free copy of HoT because you let a thirsty friend who works at bestbuy suck your dick
>tfw it was actually better than your last girlfriend
Does this make me full blown gay or no?
>>121620046
you're only gay if you give a bj, not if you receive one.
>>121620046
As long as you didn't look into his eyes while he did it and say "n-no homo" afterwards.
>>121620046
Did he swallow?
>>121620437
>as long as you didn't look into his eyes during
What if I did since he really liked looking up at me and making cute faces and noises that most girls don't do?
>>121619226
Only if you use them as glider skins and nothing else.
so havent played gw2 in like a year, is heart of thorns worth getting? currently taking a break from ffxiv
>>121620584
Yes. It was the most enthusiasric bj I've ever gotten and he was really into it and was like rubbing it all over his face. Put literally every girl i have ever dated to shame and th3y should legit feel bad because its super obvious how much they where all phoning it the fuck in for years
>>121620831
>tfw girls make those really cute puppy eyes during a bj that melts your heart and your dick, that tell you she's really doing her best to please you.
>>121620831
Yeah your gay
nice on the free HoT though
>>121621030
Not unless you already have a GW2 character at 80 in full exotic gear.
>>121601352
I'm not Dylan boo
dennis
anyone know who i can hit up for a wife?
tfw no dylan bf
>>121620831
>>121620046
Dudes give better blow jobs because they know what it's like being on the other side of it AND because they want to please their partner. Girls don't know what it's like on the other side, and quite frankly don't care unless this is a transaction for money.
wife here where can i get a husbando>>121622526
>>121623643
What kind do you want?
>>121623736
futa norn
>Tfw barbing Edick to join DORF
He made me pull out.
>>121623823
ign?
>>121623983Edarkness;)
>You are now in Tyria
>You have to choose a place to live (can be an existing building/camp/whatever, or you can build your own house)
Where?
>>121624478
in the rat gassing headquarters
>>121624478
>whore and whore rat
here is your reply
>>121624478
charr homelandbarb fuhdays
>>121624478
cuuuute
>>121624097
Why did you just tell me to go fuck myself and block me?
Do I keep slidin' or is this good?
>>121625497
is it just me or does she have a small head
>>121625497
your head is comically small
>>121598614
you're talking about the finaal dungeon right? the one that requires 5 players?
>>121625761
shut the fuck up rexxie
>>121625761
I think only extreme mode requires 5 players no?
hi i like to CUm in bum LOL
>>121625672
>>121625673
>smallmind
whoops didn't slide the head size/width
>run by a dude with 149 masteries
How the hell are people doing this so fast
>>121626091
I'm 161 and didn't do a whole lot of grinding for it. Only real grind was CoF farming for Tyria masteries because fuck doing those any other way. For the rest all I really did was play HoT content and the masteries came on their own. I don't understand why people farm them. It's a waste of time.
Is it caturday already?
>dragonhunters are better rangers than rangers
uhh, arenadrones?
>>121626002
Not sure, I've done the HoT personal story to completion once, and I was in a party of 5 players for the last big battle.
>>121626817
But how do you amass millions of XP so quickly, is my point.
>>121626817
>I'm 161 and didn't do a whole lot of grinding for it.
You do know that there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD that also play HoT right?
>>121626817
>I'm 161 and didn't do a whole lot of grinding for it.
>I swear guys, I've only poop socked a little bit
>>121626817
Dont come up with that bullshit
>didnt do a whole lot of grinding
>161
get the fuck outta here
>>121626817
>I'm 161 and didn't do a whole lot of grinding for it.
Sure m8
>>121624478
Homestead in the southern rolling meadows of Lornar's PassTake a picture there for me if you can. Thanks.
I don't get this mastery system.
So what you're telling me is I have to grind a whole level of exp in this god forsaken fucking jungle that is barely giving me exp to begin with, then use mastery points to learn it, then do it all over again for each tier of that mastery?
It took me all day just to unlock gliding basics, what the fuck. Am I missing something here?
>>121629350
>It took me all day just to unlock gliding basics
Well this is just the opposite of "I didn't even grind and I'm 161". The first level of gliding takes idk like 10 minutes?
Are you sure you didn't unlock it after 10 minutes, then just didn't notice and simply forgot about changing it to another mastery to level or something? Did you do events like normal?
>>121624478
somewhere comfy with a nice view of the sky at night
>>121629702
Rata Sum has one of the best night time skies, imo. What are some other lovely night time areas? I find sylvari places (uncorrupted) to be rather picturesque as well. Also, if I remember correctly, Kessex (in certain places) can be very comfy and inspiring in the nocturnal hours.
>>121629702
you monogamous yet?
>>121628493
>>121628668
I said the only grinding I did was CoF for the pact tyria masteries. It's super fucking easy to get experience in HoT. Do events, kill mobs in those chains, just play the fucking content.
I just lost at the final Mordremoth fight the first time after the three towers were already done.
Ask me anything.
>>121629702
You brought it into our HALL?!
Has it even been checked out by a vet? I bet it tracked in all kinds of filth
Fastest way besides COF to farm mastery points? I crash when I enter COF and I dont wana use my boosts because I wana use them for pvp
>>121630957
I'm as clean as anyone else! I smell really goodAnd I have touched EVERYTHING in your hall
Should I get chronomancer runes
>>121631228
Alright, sorry guys but we have to start over. I'll let you know when it's safe to come back in.
>running around in VB
>night soon
>200% participation
>almost T4
>suddenly loading screen
>I'm in a new instance
>same happened to my entire group
>lost all progress, any chance on rewards from 40 minutes of playing
top notch quality game there, arenanet
>>121629629
I couldn't really find any events, the ones I did here and there didn't give much exp for the amount of time and effort it took to do them. Then again I don't seem to be landing on populated maps. But yeah, it took me almost my entire day to get the glider basics done because I couldn't advance in the story until I unlocked it, which is what I had set out to do originally, the story.
>HoT PvP
>BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
>IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE
>EVADE EVADE EVADE EVADE EVADE
>one-shot kills between invuln frames
>every fight is +1 / +2 out of necessity since no attacks can land worth shit
FUN
>>121631982
What are the special rewards for t4 and high participation? I did it a couple times now and I'm not noticing anything special but a blade coat box
>>121630307
You know they're just two whores pretending to be pure for attention, right?
>>121632193
a lot of crowbars and a blade coat box, mainly
>>121631982
>doing DS event
>Mordremoths mouth at 5%
>disconnect but atleast no crash
>enter world again arround 2 sec later
>can't join other because world full
>literally only reason to play this game is pvp
>pvp is unplayable unless you're a fuckboi fotm dragonhunter or reaper
uhh, arenaniggers?
>>121630692
Grinding all tyria masteries only puts you at level around 48 ish. Getting over 100 points in the jungle at this point in the game is literally impossible without some form of grind.
Did you do dragon's stand over and over? Or just do it a fuckton? That's still a form of grind.
>>121632602
You just need togit gud :^)
Avoid PvP like the fucking plague until Ranked is out. You'll get stacked with people that never played the game before against pre-patch Rank 1-10 Guilds that will 4v1 you, dance on your corpse and call you bad while your team is AFK in spawn trying to figure out how the controls work
>>121632502
>Mordy's mouth for the first time
>game crash window pops up, but the game still keeps running
>keep playing, all enemy models are gone, try to not make any sudden moves that'd crash the game
>the ending cinematic crashes the game
>>121632808
That launcher is gone for good ;_;
Spamming login minutes before the first beta going live. Where did it all go so wrong
>>121632186
This. I played arround 3 pvp matches after HoT release and it was just horror. Why would they do such a thing?
For a new player who wants Viper gear, if I have understood this right:
I need to run Auric Basin for recipes, then max out Blacksmith and Leatherworker to craft the armor+weapons?
>>121632502
>>121633017
>Playing HoT on a computer that was built this year
>Never had any technical problems
>64bit client runs like a dream
>Competent DS maps are always full
>Never even gotten past any of the towers before the wave of fatal dragon flatulence
It's like this game just exists to fuck with people who play it sometimes.
Anyone else having trouble with quick reply?
What's the new meta Necro build?
>>121633959
The Metabattle 3-v-1-for-days spamming random buttons tanky zerker condi power bullshit.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Aid_Worker_Sya
>Inspired to embrace her true self in the face of losing everything, she shed her former name (Symon) and used her mesmer magic to aid in her transition to female.
Man, those new writers surely are bringing new fresh ideas into the World of Guild Wars!
>>121633343
>>121632186
PvP is going to be shit until they separate PvE and PvP balancing. You can't use the same build system intended for fighting 500k HP+ mobs and copypaste it into PvP expecting it to work right, especially if one profession gets access to blocks, evades, stuns and AoE cleave out the ass and the other gets none of that.
>>121631959
You can't stop me. Embrace the rats
>>121634610
Agreed. Why not seperate PvE and PvP abilities like in GW1?
Oh, yeah, I know. That would require work Anet can put into creating more gem shop items.>inb4 graphic designers can't code meme
Then fire those awful leechers and get coders.
>>121634508
Well, it seems to help inspire activity, if the people going out of their way to harp on a random and nearly impossible to find character with two lines of text five months later are any indication.
>>121634279
sure i am now
Can a pvp build focused around the Conjure ice bow work anymore since they nerfed it? It was my favorite thing about the elementalist.
>>121634861
kill yourself and dros you erp freaks
tfw HoT has managed to drive away more friends than it brought back
the tale of anet truly is a tragedy in the classical sense
>>121624478
Comfy cottage in Wayfarer Foothills
What went so fucking wrong?
>>121635607
>rats in charge of being ashamed of themselves
>>121634861
*pats*
>>121637145It worked on the other ones.
Found the pumpkins
>>121635047
>nearly impossible to find
>stands next to the sPvP and Fractals Portals and repeats the same line every 30 seconds
>>121636910
people started judging based on the small factor that happens to trigger their autism.
>>121636910
That's disingenuous. Compare pics of players to players, and npcs to npcs.
Here's a hint:The playerbase has always been awful.
>>121637472
tell me more aabout the pumpkins... What are they exactly? I heard a people were able to make lil jp's with them in guild halls!?
Half the mobs I kill in the HOTS zones don't give me experience or loot. Not even stacking my sigil of bloodlust, all because some min max mongoloids kept grinding events to the ground. Big thanks faggots, sure feels rewarding to run around doing shit in these zones now.
>>121636910
>new zone introduced: Fran Sancisco
>>121636910
The charr super sayian hair is truly an atrocity
The rest is pretty much too much customization option given to the players. Remember everyone wearing fucking chaos gloves in gw1?
>>121637765
That's not an excuse for giving charrs super saiyajin hair or pink as a hair colour.
>>121637472
>still in the FUN
Time to fix that.Stay in NA rat fucker
>>121636910
Give me one armor that looks like those the npcs in the concept are are wearing and I would gladly wear it.
>>121637472
>>121634861
I'm hanging you up by your ears next time we run into each other
>>121635043
A few abilities were separated before the HoT pre-release patch. For some reason, their design philosophy changed again and think that they can actually succeed in balancing two games with the same numbers.
>>121638126
Post the kick message please.
>>121638082
I remember. But the BIG difference was that GW1 was mainly instanced. You only had to see such horrible abominations in cities.
Mainly I just played together with three friends and it was great.
I didn't have to see naked FHDs with meme swords and angel wings fighting undeads in Orr or other lore breaking bullshit. It just sucks me out of the immersion.I still want an option to make such backpacks invisible on other people.
>>121638873
this is just pedantic
>>121638121
My point is that there was never a time where everything wasn't wrong. Pink afros and atrocious armor were a thing back in GW1, too.
>>121637810
As far as I know, you can stuck a few (6?) of them on top of each other, and then remove the ones below, so they work as floating platforms.
Don't take me too seriously, here. I only saw someone do it, once. It's bookah magic to me, asura technology would do the work much better
>>121638126
FUN people barely knew me, I guess that's ok.
>>121638393Please
>tfw still no mcharr to barb my fatsura
>>121638053
Dork?
>>121638121
It's the shit people spend money on. If players wouldn't flock to it like flies to a turd, you:
a) wouldn't see them used anywhere
b) ArenaNet would stop doing shit like this
But it sells and that's all that matters. If they discovered that people would pay $20 to remove Charr from the game, there'll be a Charr-Remove-Tonic in the gemstore within 24 hours that turns all Charr models into human ones.
I found the comfiest spot in the Precipice
>>121639091
post ur fatsura
>>121639958
>being alone is comfy
Liar.
>>121639091
>no mcharr to bully mymcharr
>>121639053
That si really neat!
hype
>>121640218
What are you talking about? My bird is right there
Unassuming Local Charr Thief is best thief.
>>121640805
What is this about? What is DSD? What's a Gorseval?
Atleast give sauce so I can read the full thread.
>>121641005
I'm a biochemist too. We both know the comfiest place is within your love's embrace. It's biochemically proven!bird isn't even on your lap senpai baka desu come on wth really? come on senpai
>>121633692
Yes.
>>121642068
I-I don't have time for such frivolous things. I am content to be comfy at a distance, where there are no interruptions.
>remove solo queue
>months later, remove ranked, too
Somehow, anet drones will defend this.
>>121640805
>Konig Des Todes
I always hated his name. It's not even proper German.
First of all, it would be "König", not "Konig". If you're too stupid to use umlauts, at least spell it "Koenig". There's no other alternative.
Then, the "des" strongly implies ownership in common linguistic usage. In that context, his name would translate to "King of THE Death" - with Death being the personification - not "King of Death", or "Deathking", or whatever else he was going for.
"Todeskönig" would be a better translation.
Seriously, you're not edgy if you use google-translate-tier German names. You're just making a fool of yourself.
>>121641937
>What's a Gorseval?
Raid boss.
>>121642584
There aren't any interruptions because there's nothing to interrupt. Being alone is an instant cast tragedy.
You shouldn't give up like that.
>PvP
>down 2 of the enemy team
>a third shows up
>get downed
>ally Guardian appears
>he starts autoattacking the downed players
>no knockbacks
>no AoE
>no stomp
>no attempt to rez
>they're both leisurely revived by their third teammate
>ask Guardian why he didn't revive or stomp
>"im new i got the game a week ago"
>"i donno what im doin lol"
>these are your teammates
>meanwhile the enemy team is a 5-man guild on voice comms
RANKED WHEN
>>121643293
please don't do this
>>121643997
you just need to git gud and learn how to 3v1 :^)
>>121643997
the downded mechanic is the only real problem I have with this games pvp, ive had several occasions where ive won an encounter and downed 2+ people only to have a teammate walk into the area and get stomped negating all the work I did
kek
boo
>make new character
>dont have bag slots unlocked
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This one looks like a fun guild
after reaper and dh what is the next OP thing in soloq pvp?
>>121647024
Druid can carry a team.
>>121645729
The downed mechanic is the only thing that adds any element of strategy of this game and seperates it from a shitfest. It adds layers to teamfights that you don't see in any other game. No downed mechanic => everyone just playing signet burst thieves and shatter mesmers and shitting on anyone that dares to leave stealth for a second.
What really is an issue is rally, shouldn't be able to bring up an entire team just for one person dying. Maybe a one-for-one exchange with whoever dealt the most damage. Especially annoying in solo queue with rabbits who refuse to position properly.
>>121619123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dY4Y43WmXc
Stupid human boats.
>>121647424
Apart from the fact that half the Professions have a counterable Downed mechanic to buy themselves time (Warrior / Guard / Necro / Ranger), while the other half is either difficult or completely impossible to counter (Thief, Elementalist, Mesmer).
That's how you end up with last-second bullshit revives that should have never happened. Either let the "buy myself time" mechanic be universally counterable by good play, or make them all equally efficient. There's no place in the game for a mechanic that will revive a downed Mesmer in an instance where a Guard or Warrior would have been dead 10 seconds ago.
nose buried in musky mcharr chest fur nipping at his erect nips
>>121648671
how many nips does male charr have?
>>121649147
2, its canon
What's the best new zone and why is it Auric Basin?
>>121649147
Anywhere between 0 and infinite.
>>121649272
would you transcend into pure energy if it meant losing your cock forever?
>>121649763
>not being able to make energy dicks
Sounds like a shitty transcendence to me.
>>121649763
If I could still get penetrated by like an energy tendril or something I would not miss my penis
Anet pls
>>121650486
>>121650486
>>121650486
NEW THREAD
>>121640805
What exactly does DSD stand for?
>>121652782
Delicious Salad Dandies.Deep Sea Dragon
>>121626091
I have a guild mate that has them all, he's done, he started saying he wish he could keep getting experiance.