'big guy'- Edition
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>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://heartofthorns.guildwars2.com
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://intothemists.com/calc/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://www.gw2tp.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Peachy Panic, or Mexay Renatus
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121650486
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121650757
outdated info, please stop posting this
nth for the purest love of all
The love of pureenergy.
>>121650871
HOPEfag get out
Beer and cuddles
Ciran X on dzagonur .. damn im so alone :(
I want a mini pet that is a pack of mini raptors
>>121650486
Join HOPE, or not. Whisper the black tree guy.
>>121651251
Is this canon?I thought she was stolen from us by a cheetahfu.
>>121650757
refer to the OP for the actual list, please stop misleading returning or new players.
Hell yeah mother fucker!
Also, Scrapper mask looks cool on Charr.
>>121652924
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121653831
The converter is bugged atm in terms of currency conversion, so be careful with it.
>>121650757
>I posted it again
DORF is a map chat guild, not a /vg/ guild.
>>121649272
That's not tangled depths.
>>121640805
So Gorseval is a dragon. Pretty much a hybrid dragon, with Zhaitan-death and Modremoth-life aspects. Makes me really wonder if the dragon from the egg will turn out to be a hybrid as well.
But what does DSD stand for? Bubbles? Dragon's Stand?
>>121654082
Oh? What is it doing?
>no femcharr on mnorn art
>>121654260
>tfw no max height bulkiest BBC mnorn on min sized futasura
where is it?
>>121654240
I think you are suppose to pay for it but right now you just get a free choice of key everyday.
Which honestly is not a big deal, I just grab mine and wait for them to fix it.
>>121654202
HOPE isnt a /vg/ guild either, no matter how much you kick and scream crying that it is
is caturday still going to happen?
>>121654202
Tell that to the hundreds of /vg/ members that are in it
Why is Braham so tiny? I can't fantasize about him dominating my character with his big black norn cock
Let's end this madness. Please, use this from now on, and let's all be friends.
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA : HOPE Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Peachy Panic, or Mexay Renatus
NA: DORF Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121654696
they've been getting members here for years, I'd rather not be memed on thanks.
>>121654931
I got memed on.
>>121655118
But DORF isnt on tarnished coast. It's on maguuma...
>>121654604
Hmm. I used it once for one of those acid things, since the railgun can drop from the Chak caches I think. At first it wanted to trade airship parts but then when I clicked on something it showed gold, but in the end it didn't take anything. I just assumed the trade part came from the other options on it you have to unlock from each faction. Relatedly, I am almost tier 5 with the exalted.. what are those "greatest treasures" that mastery line refers to?
>>121654220
Bubbles.
>>121655118
Nah, I am pretty sure Edarkness will pop up and complain why isn't his guild placed above HOPE.
Who the fuck thought the Pocket Raptors were a good idea. I just want to go from A to B, not be hit by like 8 fuckers who hit for 2k each and pretty damn quickly.
>>121654260
Well, not quite none.
>>121655993
try dodging
>>121655926
You know, for all it's nonsense, HOPE never bugged me as much as Edarkness has managed.
>>121656174
>dodge
>still get hit by a few
>slowed the fuck down by combat
>dodge again
>hit by the rest again, maybe on half health
>no more dodging
>dow-- DEAD
>>121656005
>that caption
muh duck
Thinking of making a new char, who's most useful and fun? Engi/ele/ranger/Rev?
>>121656383
staff ele
>>121655993
>use one aoe
wow that was hard
Did HoTs do anything to make Engies more fun/useful?
And have they released any non-coat armors for them so I can show off the wondrous ass of the Firstborn Leggings?
>mfw playing pvt reaper in pvp
>>121656754
There is one, it you need to PvP for it. Scrapper is entertaining, yes. You get tiny gyrocopters that do things for you, like akbaring into enemies, or just sitting somewhere being a constant spin finisher as it capers around in place.
>>121656754
This shit I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvg66tB9JxM
Congrats to DecafDwarves for finishing up missions again tonight
>>121656754
engineers are the highest dps
post some light armor futanorns
>>121650486
>>121650757
>>121654029
>>121655118
Daily reminder not to join /gw2g/ Guilds
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against these shitposting tripfags, report them.
>>121654497
The closest is ftnorn on the same
It's a nice piece imo
>>121651735
c u c k
>>121657630
I started playing this shit with viper armor and weapons and it's fucking fun.
>>121657630
I thought cond was shit in pve, when did this change?
>>121658356
June
>>121658356
Condi doesn't cap at 25 stacks anymore for starters.
>>121658356
During the specialization revamp patch
Burning became too good so now high burn classes run sinister viper
>>121658569
Guild Memessions
>>121658690
where flunkky at
>>121658690
Drosera, my man:
Where are the Rat lines?
Where did they go?
It's been too long without them.
There's like three in there and none of them are cute.
Where is this year's harvest?
>>121658690
You guys dont have as many people as you used to... this must be DORF's doing. They had missions tonight aswell
Thank you for the picture so i know who to not invite into my guild.
>>121659317
nah they were just fucking off on the other side
>>121658690
did some one catch the cute fhd??
>>121659410
You used to have 50 or so people come out, theres more like 30 or so there. Sorry to hear that man
>>121657428
Too bad they're all shit. Bulwark is marginally less shit since they changed the damage split a couple days ago.
make me leader of hope or i'll leak all your erp logs
THE 27TH OFFICIAL HOPE GRAND SPERG CHAMPIONSHIP WILL NOW BEGIN
>>121659825
do it
DO
IT
>>121659894
I want to cuddle featherinne
>>121659894
BLUE TEAM HAS AN EXCELLENT START
>get a fractal weapon chest
>can't decide what to get
>>121660162
torch
>>121660162
sword
always sword
if you have sword then rest is whatever
>>121660120
>red team has a Warrior/Berserker
BLUE TEAM WINS.
>>121660120
BUT WAIT, WE'VE GOT A REAL MATCH HERE
>>121659894
>>121660120
>>121660346
>Stronghold
Nobody cares about your shitty inhouse games. spam that shit in /g chat, hopefaggot.
>>121660424
shutu p
>>121660346
>getting come backed on by thieves and warriors
>>121660515
>shitposter telling someone whos telling the truth to shut up
u mad
>>121660346
BUT THE A TEAM BRINGS IT HOME
>>121660424
I'm gonna blogpost about how much fun we had and you can't stop me
>>121660515
k rexxie.Go through with it next time, faggot
>>121660645
shut UP you NERD
>>121660120
>>121660346
A lot of members in that game are absolutely horrid at PvP. It must be like a group of down syndrome toddlers throwing crayons at eachother. I know I have personally killed most of them in my PvP crusades various times. I just chuckle at the thought of retards vs retards. Very appropriate for HOPE.
>>121660763
he mad
>>121660731
>I'm gonna blogpost about how much fun we had
Most people here aren't interested. Your guild's incredibly awful at PvP.
>>121658690
Where's peachy?
>>121660941
>implying skill is really a factor in gw2 pvp
60% coordination, having someone give out instructions and everyone else following them. 30% team composition, having meta classes, 10% the actual pressing keys on keyboard.
If I want to play a competitive skill-based game I'll go to street fighter. GW2 is for shits and giggles and farming sand.
>>121660786
As much as I hate to admit in, edark is right. HOPE are like the kids at the playground that keep trying to play ball with you and your friends but you tell them they are gay and beat them up. Most HOPE members were beat up anyways so this makes sense
>>121661331
Stop replying to your own posts and go to bed edark
>>121660786
I saw one of you DORF faggots in pvp yesterday.
Killed him three times and he couldn't do anything to me.Goes both ways faglord, it's not like we're in a pvp guild.
>>121652615
>I thought she was stolen from us by a cheetahfu.
>stolen
Surely you mean 'She picked cheetahfu.'
>>121661507
We have some true warriors amongst our ranks in DORF. We also have some shitters. But the schematics behind a successful guild is to help teach shitters not to be so shitty. We've already turned a few new players into quite the adversaries on the battle field. Congratulations on killing a DORF member in a PvP match. I have personally killed hundreds of HOPE members. I think nothing of it. You can tell they are in HOPE by the keyboard turning and the mental illness shouts in /say chat.
>Fuck you Edarkness and your faggy shitty guild!
As I am downing them with any of my characters.
>>121661681
this is perfect
>>121661893
Shut up faggot lmao
>>121661893
Post screenshots of your stomps in the future, it'll make them stop repping out of shame.
Remove hope.
>playing GW2
holy shit, I didn't know people suffering from this degree of retardation can play game
>>121662173
HOPE-tier response
>>121662279
If I think about it I will screenshot. There is no shame in losing in a battle to a DORF member though. Some of us are highly trained in the art of battle as some of us such as myself an actually a descendant of mighty warriors. I've told the story various times but I have no time at the moment. Perhaps another time, friend.
>>121661281
Nice opinion you have there!
You're right, in professional games on ESL or something, that is the case. but in terms of individual skill, your guild severely lacks members who have that.
It's alright though, you're only defending your guild and its awful-at-the-game members.
Your guilds mainly ERPers and /gw2g/ shitposters though, so i wouldn't expect any decent key-pressers.
>>121662173
Stay mad dylan.
>>121661681
And just like hundreds of autistic rabid 'fans' get keked.Including me. ;_;
>>121662476
Well said, anon. You speak with reason in a town of shit and piss. Kudos!
>>121662779
How can I convert from HOPE to DORF?
>>121662862
Message me in game and we can discuss possible options and outcomes for you. Look forward to hearing from you.
>>121662862
>>121662950
>post exactly 70 seconds apart
>>121663149
Suck it, cunt.
NA waking up
prepare for defensive hopefags
>edarkness samefagging once more against a guild he tried to fit in and ended up kicked from
>continues to inflate his own ego by titling pictures he's in with king.jpg or gods.jpg
you are truly the 2nd coming of shiggly
>>121663410
is 11:50PM est mate, I think we are going sleep.
>>121663149
>pointing about timings as though they mean anything in an anonymous imageboard
hey, at least you can do simple math anon!
>>121663149
You realize this is just another epic HOPE funsie, right? The whole thing is a fabrication.
>>121663149
>>121663380
HOPEfags BTFO again. Can edarkness every be stopped??
>>121663498
idk why i wrote ab in front of out.
>>121663410
Good morning anon.
I have 550 Gems.
What spend it on?
>>121661893
This sort of escapism you're seeking from your otherwise terrible life isn't the best thing in the long-run, I genuinely recommend getting help.
>>121663447
Interesting thought, but I only reply to messages directed at me that need clarification or someone requesting entrance to DORF. I appreciate your concern and your bumping with my name in it though. Continue to support me!
>>121663690
Get 50 more from gold and buy a bank tab
>>121663690
A Total Makeover Kit.
You look like shit.
>>121663690
Me.
If you could kick one person from HOPE who would it be
>>121663868
ooth
>>121663868
You
>>121663868
me desu
mawson glacier base waking up
prepare for windspeed measurements & ice core O18/O16 ratio readings
>>121663868
Edarkness
Oh wait..
>>121663868
>one person
please anon, that guild needs to be disbanded.
>>121664029
>mawson glacier base waking up
>prepare for windspeed measurements & ice core O18/O16 ratio readings
fag
>>121663748
How come you're not trying to kiss Drosera's butt anymore?
This was from when you were still trying to worm your way back into the guild to sate your fragile ego.
>>121663868
No one, watching them is amusing.
>>121663868
KICK THE CLIQUE
>>121664205
Didn't the old clique all leave already?
>>121664248
There's only 40 unique posters in this thread.
We are the clique.
>>121664163
hey, i can do that too, look, im edarkness! kek
>implying it's that hard for anyone to impersonate ekek.
>>121664106
no, or at least only a little bit.
>>121664248
yeah they made their own guild, "Clique"
>>121664029
I am so fucking ready for this, lay it on me.
this is a qt salad desu
>>121664426
hi poopshank
>>121664163
see >>121664349
You hopefags go out of your way sometimes to make edark more of a meme than he already is. kinda sad desu senpai.
why try and shame edark just because he made a new /gw2g/ guild?
>>121664426
Oh? How so?
>>121664163
>>121664349
You would know if I was the real one talking. I have a sort of aura around me that attracts people. This is why I am a fantastic guild leader and DORF is thriving so well. People forget i'm actually a really strong leader but also have a sensitive empathetic side as-well. People have called me "The best leader ever" more than once and I cannot disagree with such a claim.
>>121664426
Felicia Day face
>>121664534
>People
literally who
>>121664349
Let's enhance that photo you were avatarfagging with, shall we?
The same kind you're doing on this thread.
inb4 another HOPE conspiracy
Spare me.
>>121664029
omg...
>>121664618
Ew.
>>121663868
Vuncia
>>121663750
I don't need a 3rd bank tab tho. I barely use the 2nd one.
>>121664534
>I have a sort of aura around me that attracts people.
lmfao look at this cocksucker
>>121663868
That person who won't stop using exclamation marks every time they say something.
You know the one.
>>121664618
>>121664501
i was trolling
all salads are ugly
>>121664481
He's been doing a lot more than trying to create a new guild.
It's not even /vg/, you will find his clique and randoms from map chat.
>>121664425
>>121664789
Epic post!
There is no "clique" in DORF. If you shit up the place, without warning you are removed. People understand this and continue to join in like an orgy. We have true friends in the guild. Something you can't comprehend being in HOPE. Most HOPE members belong in an actual psyche ward where they are monitored constantly.
DUBYAH DUBYAH E WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
TWICE TOLD LEGEND EDARKNESS AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER REIGN OF PAIN ARE GOING TO BE FACING ALL 80 OF HOPES HORDE. WILL THESE TWO MEN LOSE THEIR TWICE TOLD TITLE? WILL HOPE REIGN SUPREME? OR WILL OUR HEROES BEAT THE IMPOSSIBLE ODDS?
>>121664940
Awwww yeah. That's the stuff.
>>121664789
>implying HOPE is pure /vg/
Please, we all know how many randoms your leaders have invited. I've seen Dros invite some random firsthand just because he wanted to ERP with the toon.
Dorf is easily the better of a bad situation.
>Implying there's another /gw2g/ guild with a bigger clique and more randoms than Hope
>>121665061
they have a chance if the battleground is underwater
>>121665061
holy SHIT
I am HPYEEEE
>>121664687
You might need it later though
>>121665043
>Most HOPE members belong in an actual psyche ward where they are monitored constantly.
I think you should only be speaking for former members like yourself, especially you, who tried to get mental help from a 4chan guild.
I'm being serious though, if you're still in this thread, I think you're only making things worse for yourself on various mental and spiritual levels.
>>121665294
You could've saved a lot of gold/gems by just making a guild for its storage. and upgrading it.
or even having a toon you don't play with full 20slot bags.
>>121665425
I have all 5 of my other characters with their inventories full of crafting materies
The guild storage thing is, what, like 40 spaces or something? For over 20 gold?
>>121665526
first tab is 40, second and third are both 100
>>121665526
naw, cheaper than that pre-HoT. 20g would get you like 150 slots. 30-40g for 250 or someshit like that.
Idk if it changed or anything with the guild rework.
>>121665043
shut up faggot lmao
>>121665173
>I've seen Dros invite some random firsthand just because he wanted to ERP with the toon.
Has this thread really become a gossip column now
>Dorf is easily the better of a bad situation.
Oh nevermind, DORF detected. Enough with the shitposting already.
>>121665959
you first HOPEfag
>>121661681
>you will steal cheetahfuaway from squatfu by breaking her neck
>>121665173
>I've seen Dros invite some random firsthand just because he wanted to ERP with the toon.
Oh please, I've personally seen Edarkness with all his armor off besides his helmet in the Flagon with a guildless lv 17 ranger with no masteries, told him to start servicing his cock in the name of almighty god if he wanted to be let back into DORF. Fucking gay savage.
>>121666468
i believe it.
>>121666116
>>121661681
shit thread.
>>121666721
just leave already you fucking weird stupid fuck
REPORT ALL HOPE DEFENSE FORCE POSTS
DO NOT LET HOPE TAKE OVER THE THREAD
>>121667325
where's your rat?
>>121667495
just below the frame, as always
>>121665959
Anon, I'm not in Dorf. Calling it the better of a bad situation isn't that much of a compliment. As your guild is just a huge shithole.
>>121666468
>>121666607
Drosera*
>trying this hard, please hopefag.
>>121666721
Just hopefags being hopefags. any thread they're in turns to shit.
>>121667325
can you stop posting for the rest of the thread? kthx
>>121667495
asleep :(
>>121667792
oh
cool, you dtf? i'll whisper first
>tfw if you had the [DORF] tag, all of the gaybois would instantly know you're DTF
Jealous твн, I wish it was that easy to get my lips on prime twink rod
HOPE shitposters going ham
>>121668379
wow that might actually be your first almost decent-looking character
good job rowan
>HOPE's shittiest try hard memers start harassing people at an rp event
>Hardly funny
All that autism gave them a sugar rush they need to let it all out on us here.
>>121663868
dylan
Effie the Protector IRL
>>121663868
Edarkness, for the third time.
>>121667325
I really want to massage your soft qt tummy :S
>>121668471
Thanks anon, that's cute of you to say that.
>>121669085
i was being sarcastic retard
all your toons look like dogshit
>>121669314
don't be mean
>>121669085
i was being serious
most of your characters are shit but i think that one is okay
>>121669085
you're an idiot for falling for that lmao
>>121667325
post ur sliders again you qt
>>121669429
>don't be mean
>but then proceeds to tell rexxie anyhow his characters are shit
are you ok man?
wow why are you guys so mean to comfyanon
he is a never-ending source of positivity in a thread crowded by jerks
tangleld depths is fucking awful
>>121669716
im on gw2g what the fuck do you think
>>121669773
Nah, it's the best once you get the hang of traversing it.
Most depth, most variety, hardest expansion meta (so far,) best scenery; most detailed.
>>121669754
I mean we are in 4chan, he just stands out by being not an asshole all the time.
Hell in a way we are all part of the clique and hates him for not being in "it".
You know, the story isn't so bad, it's pretty okay.
With that said I hate the reason why Caithe ran off. It's so flimsy.
>>121670173
You're so fucking restricted in where you can go and Anet's random decisions of where put markers of areas where you can enter caves or go up/down makes it ten times more frustrating. Lanes for an entire map is a terrible idea on it's own
>>121670247
>namefag
>furfag
>erper
>attention whore
Do you know where you are? people like this shouldn't be welcomed here.
>>121660751
>>121660751
>>121660751
>>121670446
>>121670247
Linked the wrong post
>>>121669754
Enough Shit posting, share your characters. Let's see some fashion on display.
>>121668838
I don't think he has that good of a hair nor that cool of a sword irl.
>>121670908
Can I please touch your smooth,bare abdomen? No FHD I ask in game is letting me :(
>>121670908
me
>>121670790
>we're at a point where newfags are picking up and perpetuating forced memes
>>121670908
>>121670446
>>121660751
i think people are just jealous because they don't have the courage and depth of emotion to put themselves out there like comfyanon does
you don't have to be dead inside anons. try to be more like comfyanon and maybe you can become happy, comfy people too.
>>121671345
put your trip back on rexxie
>>121671261
>scatpoo posting in full force again
could this get any worse
oh wait it can
>>121671540
that pic is pretty damn cool, fuck off.
>>121671639
Fuck off Jugg
>>121671836
you nigger I posted those jugg logs, and I think it's a cool pic, give credit where its due.
>>121671540
>he posts once in a blue moon
>oh no scatc8 is shitposting again reeee better shitpost about it
plow me or fuck off.
>>121672036
god what a sexy man
>>121670908
>>121671885
>jugg logs
Okay, now even I'm interested. What happened?
I tried tmking a femsura I use as a bank alt to male, should I make this as a separate character?
>>121671345
thnx anon
>>121661281
I think I found J
>>121672423
lol he fell for it AGAIN
>>121672117
c:
>>121672451
lmao lol
:c
>>121664426
I see your cute salad and raise you a cute FHD
>>121670908
Its generic, but I genuinely like her.
>>121672613
This is a teenage boy. Where is the FHD we were promised?
>>121670908
>>121670908
>>121673063
>only 10 charisma
>>121672613
She looks focused and mad
>>121673121
Just enough to get you out of negative modifiers, and give you an inflated ego.
>>121672916
>>121672036
crew chef peddo
>>121670908
>>121672036
Looking cool as usual.
>>121670908
Translation: "HOPE members, identify yourselves"
They can't live without avatarfagging. It's kind of funny.
>>121674043
You don't know what avatarfagging actually is, don't you
Quick someone post rexxie Skype logs so he goes suicidal and doesn't post!!!!
>>121675406
i dont think it works that way you fucking dunceweeb bimbo cockmongreloid
>>121674043
>>121674126
Not him, but he's kinda right in it being a form of avatarfagging. just not actual avatarfagging.
>>121675406
They're already posted
>>121660751
>>121675529
Forgot your name rexxie
>>121658657
>high burn classes run sinister viper
Is this for PvE or do you still need to use zerker for dungeons and fractals?
>>121676910
>Dungeons
What's that?
>Fractals
Sinister Engineer is still a thing there.
>>121670908
Super Generic FHD coming through.
>>121658690
What happened bros?
>>121677228
Shitty people were shitty to each other.
>>121677228
I switched characters
>>121677228
I haven't seen that rat couple in a while.
or any of the other ones, actually.
or really, any cute rats at all.
>>121677228
>>121677286
>>121677314
>>121677384
Since we're at a chill hour, let's take a trip down memory lane. Starting with most recent-ish.
>>121677228
>>121677624
now we've got three of my characters in one thread
>>121677624
Okay scratch that, these aren't in order.
caturday ETA 15 minutes
>>121677783
>>121677838 Can you do it after my HOPE memory lane?
>>121670908
>>121677920
>>121678098
>>121678083
Man, from the thumbnail I thought you were one of those weird fleshy creatures from a horror game like Silent Hill or something.
>>121678265
>>121678098
>tfw I recognize more people from this lineup than the lineups I'm in
>tfw none of the people I recognize were active anymore when I was active
>>121678398
remember when HOPE was good?neither do i
i miss the rats
>>121678715
>>121678990
I miss enigma
>>121677838
>>121678990
Hope/FUNFags in full force tonight.
>>121679440
Yes it's been established that it's a HOPE history dump.
>>121651168
How does one completely undress their charr? Or is it no longer possible?
>>121679501
tfw I've made good friends with people from HOPE over the years, and they are now my irl friends too.
>>121679501
>>121679514
Broken chat codes orsecret nudie camera glitch spots.
>>121679190
>Britta
>Linnes
a happier time
>>121679501
Maybe go elsewhere? instead of forcing us to wait for an imagecap.
Nobody else wants to see SS' of you and your cancerous guild.
>>121679698
>>121678959
"Welcome to the krewe, anon."
remember the dream...?
>>121679750
>spoiler
explain
>>121679946
Yeah, that dream is fucking dead.
They all left.
>>121679996
ignore the spoiler
very clear it was from the old chatcodes(I say old because they were removed from the game)
>>121679945
>>121679514
>>121678959
>>121679946
What about the rat guild tho
>make a new account so I don't get queues against ESL teams
>7 of 8 games (can only do stronghold before rank 10, so those don't count) have at least 1 ESL person
fucking MMR, I just want to farm shitters
>>121680286
there is no rat guild
>>121680083
>>121679996
There's some areas in the game where if you point your camera in a certain way while wearing the Wedding Outfit, your clothing disappears entirely. As far as I know, it only works oncharr. Pic related.
>>121680047
what.
>>121679946
One of those is mine. You can't have her.
ratfuckers FUCK OFF GodDAMNIT
F U C K
U C K
C K
K
>>121680364
dont lie to me anon I know it exists, dessa something
>>121680330
Whenever i play on my alt account, I always get queued against shitters. very rarely do i see ESL team members.
I know that if they hop on a character they've never played or very rarely play, that they will get teamed with low MMR players. or something like that.Toker is pretty mediocre nowadays in random/soloqueues. I doubt he's even trying in those games
>>121680436
Are you retarded? my post was pretty simple to comprehend. There were armor codes in the game that would remove your clothing when previewed. They removed them. Or they aren't able to be linked anymore.
>>121665294
You don't need to keep those mistward collection items.
Thermocatalytic Reagent can be deposited, and it has a fixed vendor price so no point hoarding.
Blade Shards, Ambrite, The single treasure map for what reason?
All those unused skins, unless you are being frugal with your transmutations may as well be unlocked to save space.
>>121656270
dodge at a better time then, I was actually just thinking they were way too weak
>>121680879
>Are you retarded?
???
>>121681153
play class with good cleave and they're too easy, play thief or some shit and they're too hard to fight, you're better off running
Could we finally almost be free from this eternal suffering?
>GW2 4th quarter earnings forecast HALVED
>HoT 7.6 on IGN of all places
>fractals and dungeons dead
Is it finally happening? please kill this game so we can start it all again with GW3
>>121681376
Thief is beyond easy, you two shot them with dagger/sword or can kill a whole group with one cluster bomb on shortbow.
Running passed them is trivial on thief too.
>>121681401
>GW3
Please anon, Guild Wars franchise should just die with HoT.and die with the moba that's being made to include Rytlock
>>121681401
>HoT 7.6 on IGN of all places
Huh. If Anet's budget is too low to buy a journalist I guess their earnings really have tanked.
>>121681243
>a charr
So yes.
>>121681930
They spent too much on trying to buy pvps way into being an esport.
>>121681535
You have to cleave them 2 targets at a time with daggers or spam ineffective aoe with bow and they can drain your entire lifebar with one skill. Compare that to reaper that can facetank the whole pack while spamming 1, drop a single well or a DH that can drop a single trap for full clear.
>>121682037
I thought all you needed to do that was just sell some ad space to mtn dew?
>>121679946
hi, what dream?
>>121682091
Are you a floozy yet? You really seemed so determined the last time you passed by here.
>>121679945
>stretching idle animation and kicking the floor animation
It still amazes me how this game manages to remove so much 'content'
>>121682056
Just pop dagger storm, or run s/p and spam 3.
you and that anon also better have Signet of Malice.
Could even SB 4 and 2 spam the pocket raptors to kill them all in a couple hits w/ signet of malice . I'm full zerkers and haven't died to raptors yet.
>>121682056
I had no trouble with them even on dagger but if you do then switch to shortbow and clusterbomb or as you said run, they have never once been threatening to me on thief
>>121682224
>>121682320
It's ineffective at best. You're a thief sure so you never die but it's still slow and tedious as fuck compared to other classes. You're better off just ignoring them.
Is it still Saturday anywhere?
>>121682548
you know what they say, it's always saturday somewhere
>>121682370
I don't know how it's ineffective when the whole group dies in 1-2 cluster bombs which takes 2s, doesnt take any longer than a necro.
> I was actually just thinking they were way too weak
So even the fact that it's so easy to run passed them on thief supports my point
>>121682689
If cluster bomb kills them in 2 seconds while running past necro kills them in 0.25 seconds with one fire and forget button press.
>>121682861
>thief sucks
WHO WOULD'VE THUNK IT SENPAI
>>121682861
just use staff 5 on them, it'll kill them all
Is the game client not successfully loading updates for anyone else? Everything else on my PC is working fine, except for the GW2 game client, which goes from 1MB per sec to 0KB per sec in a couple of seconds.
>>121682370
Usually do ;].
Funfag is back imagedumping charrpics.
report until he runs out of IP's.
furfaggotry plagues this thread enough as is.
HOO BOY it's that time again huh?
The usual cat shitposting, right?
>>121683069
you're aussie right?
you need to use a vpn to set your computer internet thing to america then download the patch, it will work, then you can turn the vpn off
>>121683317
Yes, I'm Aussie. A lot of what you just said flew over my head though.
>>121683258
Still much better for me that usual NA guild drama shitshow.
>>121682608
They don't say that shit anywhere except in your own self-contrived mental arena.
>>121683520
NA waking up, prepare for charrspam
looks like EU just woke up
>>121682861
That 1.75 extra seconds is so hard to deal with...
That's the price thief pays for having twice the mobility necro has, the thief can make that up that time over the necro in 10s post fight.
>>121683798
NA just woke up retart
>>121683856
lmfao kouhai
FUN waking up, prepare for charrspam, HOPEshitposting, passive aggressiveness and paki's
>>121683496
google tunnelbear, download it, set it to america,turn it on, open gw2, download patch, turn tunnelbear off, play gw2
>>121683528
>NA Guild drama shitshow
Naw, this fun furfag is a lot worst than the NA Drama.
NA Drama hasn't even been that bad today. think theyre beginning to realize that they aren't liked in these threads.
meanwhile this FUNnigger is here just spamming furfag shit.
>>121683703
>>121683856
samefag
I liked the HOPE guild missions memory lane reminisce while it lasted. Oh well.
>>121684017
Cheetahfu :3
>>121683520
>>121683636
>>121684032
too bad HOPE shit drama is every day the entire day
>>121684065
Nice seeing me in two Screenshots. to think that for the first month, HOPE was actually a decent /gw2g/ guild. Then it turned to garbage, and then to shit when dros and clique happened.
>>121683520
>>121683636
>>121684025
You do realise them ain catposter aka jugg is american, right? He only uses his army of clones to take pictures in game.
>>121684195
i herad jugg was a japanese girl
>>121684120
NA Drama is actually able to be stomached. usually just ignore it.
This charrspam is from you furfag/ eufags. a lot worse than NA guild shitposting.
>>121684195
Last week a squatfu clone gloated that he was the one spamming charrpics in FUN Guild chat, nice try eufag.
>>121684031
Thx. Will give it a try.
>>121684296
>NA Drama is actually able to be stomached
Except its not.
Does anyone have a pic of Marjory and Kasmeer kissing or a picture of Angel's face with that smug expression?
>>121684296
>just ignore it
ok then im going to sure your logic, just ignore the charr spam then
except now imagine the charr spam is in every thread at all hours
>>121684108
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Can someone explain me why people hate Mentor tags?
I've been playing mostly HoT maps and I found them pretty fucking useful since it's much easier to organise events.
>>121684476
You don't need to defend yourself, you clearly enjoy the drama if you aren't able to stomach it. pretty sad desu senpai.
>>121684684
Basic shitposting =/= Spam.
~100 til imagecap though.
How does it feel to be bigger shitposters than NA, eufags?
>>121684965It's awful that our cukc leader wont kick the catspammer because unlike the rest of the guild he actually enjoys the caturdays.
>>121684945
>5 minutes to obtain
>Everyone who's purchased HoT turns it on
>Obnoxious "mentor" name in map chat
We've needed an option to disable commander tags for a while in PvE. Now we definitely need one for the mentor open world/chat tags.
>>121684965
>desu senpai
Oh, so you are one of those NA shiposters. Ok, conversation over.
>>121685109
>implying to be honest family isn't a universal meme
Think again ;]
>>121685073
in a guild full of furries, there's not much hope.
>>121685078
Not that anon but it's not like commander tags are any better, any idiot can earn 300 gold, and before Anet jewed it to 300g, people were buying them in droves.
>>121685073
nice assumption, i know who you are now
guild leader doesnt ever check the thread either
>>121685225
>universal meme
>by some weird coincidence being used only during daily NA shitfest
>>121685225
But in a hope guild there's many furries
>>121685143
this
this image right here
it is the one that is the epitome of charr
i detest it
it disgusts me to know that charr players revel in this deluded bs
surrounded by crappy broken houses, puke green grass, and shitty craggy looking rocks and mountains
>>121685078
That's what bugs me. I have not seen many people turning it one yet. If you ask me it's the same like any commander tag, besides the chat title. Many people have it but not many turn it on, even in situations where it would be useful.Maybe that's just in standart maps, I didn't visit.
I actually like the idea being able to organise without buying a tag for 300 gold, even though I didn't turn it on yet.
>>121684965
>How does it feel to be bigger shitposters than NA, eufags?
I actually think it's pretty sad. There's a person in this thread right now who spends his entire morning solving captchas.
>>121685230
I know, that last week right of 100g tags was pretty bad. Open world was plagued with them.
Both need options to be disabled though.
>>121685339
You.. you know that's Harathi, right? In Kryta?
On a scale of 1-psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
how edge did I go?
>>121685308
Don't be so dense, eufags are as big of memers as NAfags are.
>>121685312
FUNfags here tend to believe they're better than HOPE/DORF. as someone who was in FUN before buying another account for NA, i assure you that FUNFags have nothing to be proud of.
this threads shit 24/7, covering all timezones because of the same furfags from both regions.
>>121685373
>solving captchas
what makes you think he didn't donate to remove captchas?
>>121685373
I can understand that. During map comp i very rarely see mentor/commander tags. Usually when I see a ton of them, it's either in LA or during a world boss event.
>>121685592
The bans would stick to his pass if that was the case, he uses a shitload of proxies to bypass bans.
>>121685561
Pretty impersonnel kid/10
Using full rev gear is just going to make you look like the edgy rev stereotype. Not that it looks bad, mind you, but it's generic.
The salad himself is a qt regardless of the armor though.
>>121685759
Yeah I haven't figured out what actual armor set I actually want on him yet, that's just free gear for him.
The Aviator shades however are staying, I have been looking for an excuse to use them ever since they took away the ability to use them in town clothes away.
... and since Revs are supposed to cover their eyes, it works.
Well not really but I'm going to pretend it does.
>>121685869
>"beam me up scotty"
>>121673063
>tfw no mini esilan
;_;
Also when you use a Nuhoch Wallow your character's face gets stuck.
>>121686534
Thanks for making us look worse than the NA guilds.
please send help
>>121686952
anon........
I used to go to /vg/ and look for tips and such to make gold, but this is just posting Charr :/ wtf...I have been playing for 3 years and I do not have a legendary
>>121687116help me
>>121687219
Farm SW.
>>121687219
Yeah, it's a spammer that'll stop when we reach image cap.Or he'll create a new thread.
I've been playing for 3 years too and have no legendary. Mainly because I think they look god aweful and I won't grind gold just to have a meme weapon.
>>121687237
I forgot my name. I want to help you. Iwant to make sure you are comfy and cozy, anon.
>>121687458
fuck you rexxie dont reply to my posts
>>121687510
lmao
pls post better cats, i would only have sex with like 70% of these here
one second, someones knocking on the door
>>121688397
hopefully your parents are taking away your internet
>>121684560
Best I can do.
I love rats.Even if I love one rat a lot more than the others.
Post anything except for cats.
DO NOT MAKE OR GO TO ANY NEW THREAD WHEN THE IMAGE CAP HAS BEEN REACHED.
>>121689162
Why is there not more Jora?
>>121688882
Thanks anon, but I forgot to post this crappy edit I already made.
>>121689152
i want topet the niusensuallywhile oothie isn't looking
>>121689162
>except for cats
Woah.
I hope you are all comfy and cozy, anons.
k lets finish this up
>>121689440
why is she so happy
>>121689709
so cute
*pats*
>>121689656
can charr talk to cats?
>>121689806
never reply to my posts EVER AGAIN!!!11
paying 1g for upskirt shots of mrscuddles
>>121689668
She finally fixed her bed.
>>121689709
I'd pinch that nose
>>121684773
holy shit thats one of my screenshots
neat
Which one of those femcharrs is most fuckable?
>>121690593
sqatfoo
>>121690726
>scatpoo
>fuckable
shes used good, hundreds of barbs have been there
>>121690593
neon haired ones
>>121690824
What about other lynxfaces? They usually living in LA and DR, and taking smooth human dicks instead of barbed ones. Must be good choice.
Which one of the rats is the most fuckable?
>>121691029
any of the rats in the rat guild
>>121691078
WHO IS IN THE RAT GUILD?
>>121690824
fuck off she's pure i would knowshe rejected me
>>121691029
wait your turn ratfucker we're talking about cats, next weekend can be raturday
>>121691113
a lot of taken rats and two single ones
>>121691143
you know what they say, it's always next weekend somewhere
>>121691029
Dawkkurra
Now answer this >>121690950
>>121691029
Didn't we have a poll about this a couple months ago?
>>121691230
>tfw you will never eat eggs with dawkkurra
why life
>>121691143
It's futaraturday every day.
>>121691483
i miss when justice rat was about justice
>>121691519
Who is justice rat?
>>121691315
yeah and wasn't the winnersquatfus rat?
>>121691613
Top 3 was Dinny Calsi Vanli before Spanky Pootums rigged the poll
I got too used to playing the game with Bob Ross in the background. It's just not the same any more.
>>121691873
Confirmed jealous.
>>121692000
>spanky more fuckable than the definitive floozy
whatever you say senpai
>>121692192
>comparing cum-drenched barbslut floozies to perfection
kek desu senpai
what does squatfus rat look like anyway? is she cute?
>>121692298
spanky aint worth three hunnert gold tyrese you know that shit's a scam wth man
you know it's a scam
you aint worth three copper the fuck? who you playin but some dome ass dwayna skanks wit dat price the fuck?
outta here with that shit
I actually enjoyed my time leveling up to 80 even though the self insert is a retard
The ending was such a fucking let down though. There are moments of greatness that end up failing on multiple levels.
Is the story team so removed from the actual game? Do they even fucking play the game?
Where is the justice rat?
>>121692692
Much like justice, she is dead now.
>>121692818;_;
>>121692818
d-don't lie to me!
where is our justice rat!?
>>121692908
I'm not lying.... ;___;7
G. t R.
A. h A.
S. e T.
>>121692594
Stories in MMOs almost always seem to be let-downs. I think that only SWTOR and maybe LOTRO have any sort of decent story going on.
It does get a bit better in LW2 and in the HoT story, but those manage to let you down in different ways.
>>121694772
MMOs shouldn't be about telling stories to a single player in instance areas. The story should take into account all the players and the open world part of GW2 works really well for that, especially in HoT where the whole Pact side of the story is told through open world events.
I'm not sure where this idea came from that everything in a mmo should be solo, that's neither the point nor the genre, they don't need a story that's all about your character being the hero while thousands of other players do the same in their own story.
>>121695263
I agree that the pact stuff was well done and I don't mind it one bit. However, the story was rushed, it also left a lot of loose ends and had lots of elements that were nonsensical.
The whole Rata Novus arc was completely pointless and Caithe had really bad reasons for taking the egg. Also, Traherne wasn't utilized nearly enough. What happened to all of his clones that we saw in the vision from Glint's egg. Why didn't we fight them?
There's more, but I'm not going to list everything here. It's not the place to be making personal blogs.
>>121695516
>wanted to read more about you not liking the story
>>There's more, but I'm not going to list everything here. It's not the place to be making personal blogs.
wow gw2g really makes people think they are shitposting even when talking about the game
>>121695754
Some other things are the lack of character development for much of the crew. Marjory and Kasmeer did nothing. Rox didn't do much except have some limited interaction with Braham and ask Rytlock how he got his powers. Rytlock was constantly refusing to explain what a revenant is and basically had no development.
Mordremoth's weakness came out of nowhere really. It would at least make a bit more sense if you learned about his specific weakness in Rata Novus. Or maybe after saving Logan and Zojja, you are forced to retreat and research Mordremoth a little bit to find his weakness. Maybe during this research the Traherne clones show up to stop you. This could be a pretty easy to add to the story to make it a bit longer and more meaningful.
Then we also have the elite specs having no lore whatsoever. Even reaper and dragonhunter didn't have stories, even though they could easily work with Marjory and Braham.
>>121696596
>Then we also have the elite specs having no lore whatsoever. Even reaper and dragonhunter didn't have stories, even though they could easily work with Marjory and Braham.
That's the thing with all professions though. Literally no story because otherwise you'd have to explain Charr mesmers
>>121696721
>explain Charr mesmers
Why do people keep saying that as if Mindsparks didn't exist?
>>121696596
Don't forget the "rawrrawr if I die all Sylvari will die too!"
"no"
"ok"
>>121696721
>charr mesmers
gw1 lol
>>121684135
NEW THREAD
>>121697796
dont do this
>>121689162
do do this
>>121693445
Is the not so good justice rat's name GAS? That'd be funny.
>>121698628
yes
aint i pretty
>>121704984
Fucking adorable.
What's the best way to get ascended gear for those fucking dark energy?
Looking for erp, here are my characters pic related.
>>121705634
haa
>>121654604
>free key every day
>one machete or aurilium key or whatever
>literally 20 seconds of work done for you a day
Wew lad
>>121709491
>121650486
lol