/boig/ - Binding of Isaac General

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Should I do it?

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Every post below, it is trolled.

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Man this item is cool and fun next patch removes it completely

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>yfw you eat the whole steak in one bite

Afterbirth Mulliboom seed: J2LP E87W
Afterbirth Maggie seed (Dr Fetus): F4SC NYNH

Anybody else getting Isaac'd out? Most of the new items aren't doing much for me.

I finished everything in Greed Mode but the donations, which I refuse to do until there's a mod to fix that fucking nonsense in that makes it so you can only donate 1-5 coins a run.

Lilith got obliterated. She was OP in greed, doesn't mean you should fuck her life up in the base game.

Mega Satan's unlocks are the biggest slap in the face since Isaac's Heart being a Lost unlock. Especially since there's still no online co-op.

Hush was interesting once or twice. After that, the Armor mechanic feels too overtuned, making him a chore to fight.

I was really hoping for an actual new path, with a new Mega Boss. Now it's looking like the most we might get is a new hidden character. And we might not even get that, since it's got no sprites.

>>121422970

Nah. Never ruin good tears with Brimstone.

>>121423149
Do you have an Ipecac seed?
The wikis need to step up and update from Rebirth seeds

>>121422818
>buffs and nerfs items
>buffs
dont lie, such a thing is literally not in edmunds vocabulary.

>>121422970
Always

>>121423451
Dont be silly, he buffed cursed eye so it shows up literally fucking everywhere now

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First for Cambion Conception

Pay to Play is the best new challenge

>>121423912
>literally Cursed 2.0
>best anything

>>121423780
gay

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>Get this
>Super excited, finally about to get bandage girl
blank card consumes diplopia
Fuck you ed, I carried this card and spacebar item forever

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>>121424180
>pay to play
>cave 1
>Brimstone+lil brimstone+guppy

not fun

>>121423235
People's tweets to edmund suggest there's a way to increase the number of coins the greed machine can take in one run.

>>121423912
>implying it's not The Guardian

>Pride Day Challenge
>Dunce Cap

JUST

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>>121423780
>tfw forgot blood

I always forget something important when I'm done drawing. Goddamn it

>>121424446

Yeah, we already know it. As you donate with a character, it increases the likelihood of the machine blowing up by 1% per coin. So after you donate 50 coins with a character, the machine has a 50% chance of blowing up each time you donate a coin. The only way to keep donating more is to switch to a new character.

BUT THE COUNTER DOESN'T RESET, SO YOU STILL HAVE A CHARACTER WHO HAS A 50% CHANCE OF ONLY DONATING A SINGLE COIN AT THE END OF A GREED RUN.

This means if you switch every single time you get to that 50% roadblock, you will have only made it to 600 coins donated. Which means you have to get another 399 coins in with absolutely shit odds. Hence why that one autist had to gamebreak for 700 runs straight.

I WANT TO FUCK LILITH

I got sticky bomb wich is pretty good
But then I found brim in devil room for 2 hearts

Should I?

>>121424960
I want to fuck Little Horn. ;_;

do you get eden tokens for beating greed mode?

>>121424941
That's not the whole story. Every time you donate with one character, it lowers the chance to jam with the others.

I guess it's to stop you from playing one character exclusively, like Lilith.

>>121425129
Stats?

how do i install the missing hud after taking the rar?

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>>121425332

>>121423912
>not Onan's streak

>>121425385
just run it steakuck

I want to fuck the adversary.
I want him to pee in my mouth.

>>121425434
Go for it, it's better since you don't have many great tear effects yet

>>121425434
brimstone is better

Stickybombs get annoying

>>121425579
>>121425584

Thanks, I was afraid because sticky looks pretty good on some bosses

>>121425538
run what? there's no exe file or anything, just a bunch of folders

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I'm so glad they fixed monstro's lung

Little Horn is so cute an innocent, you can see it in the excitement on it's face when you enter the room.

Bouncing around with it's toys everywhere and giggling at the sight of a new friend, it even sends a portal your way where you can play too!

Do you think Lil' Horn realized -- right before you banished it from existence -- how much their only friend in the world hated them?

Monsters.

>>121426551
it's throwing bombs at me, fucking vile creature

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Guys what does Pandora's box do in the Blue Womb?

>>121426606
It doesn't realize they hurt you, it just wants to play ;_;

>>121426696
Find out and post here about it

>>121426696
>filter

>>121426696

It disables that disgusting filter.

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>>121426696
>>121426750
>Wow it's fucking nothing.jpg

>>121426696
It's shitty, I can't remember exactly what it was but I think it was pickups

Try it and report back

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>Greed Mode with Samson
>Bloody Lust + Soy Milk + Death's Touch
That was fun.

Lil' Haunt is a real nigga

>>121424352
But getting bandage girl is incredibly easy now with Lillith.

>>121426551
Same with Monstro, he just wanted to play with you. He was like a puppy. Then you killed him.

Then he came back as a demon cyborg to try and kill you.

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>>121425740
You downloaded the wrong thing.

Is Isaac gay?

Fuck Onan's Streak. It's harder than Speed! and the Guardian.

How'd you guys do it?

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So why didn't Danny do the music for rebirth?

>>121427749
Tried to take the paycheck all at once

>>121427749
He turned into a full-blown SJW.

>>121427749

danny and ed fell apart and are no longer friends

>>121427717
You're kidding, right?

>>121427749

Because he's a bitchy SJW fuckboy who argued with Ed every chance he got

During the Ferguson riots he literally tweeted "white people are getting what they deserve"

>>121427717
git gud

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>>121427963
Jesus

>>121427958
>>121428014
Lost to Bloat and Infamy on Depths I in that order on both attempts. Did Speed! on my first try and Guardian on my second.

pls help senpai

is there some trick I'm not aware of to getting decent items
I swear it's like 95% of the items I get are complete trash and I'm resetting 2 or 3 floors in almost every time because it takes me 2 minutes to kill the fucking boss

>>121427963
Isn't he White?
I don't get SJW.

>kill Monstro only with tears
>Literally use The Pinking Shear 7 times with Double Charge (thus spawning 14 bodies) on Greed
>Somehow his health still dropped extremely slowly

What the fuck, surely my Monstro DPS wasn't nearly as high as the one of FOURTEEN bodies.

>Load older patch of the game
>Breaks my savefile and now nothing is unlocked
Come on.

Where's a savefile with all the unlocks? Fuck this.

how do i find the id for the greed machine, because i wanna eat my steak in 1 bite.

>>121428189
If you're having trouble in Onan's slow down and take your time setting up your shots. With decent aim and knowledge of enemies' movement patterns you should be ok. Be sure to avoid items like double shot, cricket's body, piercing effects, as any tear that doesn't break on an enemy will count as a miss.

>>121427410
Thanks.

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Remember the good ol' days, /boig/?

>>121428809
>Three bombs on screen
>Game destroys itself
no

>>121428809
How did we even stand this shit? Was it the OST?

>>121423780
Thats pretty hot

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>Liking literal baby factories

how I would fix the donation machine

200 coins: samson now holds the blind rage
300 coins: eve now holds the black feather
400 coins: judas now holds the judas' tongue
500 coins: XXX now holds the petrified poop
600 coins: lazarus now holds the suicide king
700 coins: azazel now holds the left hand
800 coins: eden now holds the 404
900 coins: maggy now holds the immaculate conception
999 coins: unlock the keeper

>>121429553
How to fix the donation machine: You can put in five coins minimum before it has a chance to explode.

>>121428809
Who the fuck thought pixelshit was better than nice smooth graphics like we had before? And the filter sucks horse cock for trying to make the game look any better than the pixelated dog turn it is now.

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>>121429553
Lazzy already starts with a pill, but that would be interesting

Actually that would be the best fucking shit. Congrats on being a better designer than Nicalis

>>121429335

>You will never feel Lilith's belly distend outwards as an Incubus gestates within her

Why even live.

>>121427717
The fuck? Did that shit first try today. It's not hard if you use charged shots only and actually take your time to AIM. You're probably rushing.

>both devil deals are garbage
>beat depth 1 boss
>angel room
>sacred heart
thanks edmund-sama

>devil room is brother bobby and the hairball thing
fuck this game

>>121430021
It looks like someone's having fun, don't worry, Edmund will patch that out soon enough

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>Get Poly first floor on Onan's Streak
>It kills me because it hits the wall after it goes through the enemies
I don't know what I expected.

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>Cricket's Body on Onan's Streak

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>Half a heart in Onan's Streak
>Fire in my way
>Shoot it
>It passes right through the fire

>>121429553
What I don't get is why they had only Cain get something for putting shit into the Greed machine and then 890 coins are useless and do absolutely nothing
I don't get it
I really really don't fucking understand
Especially since you put more shit into the donation box and you get stuff
What the fuck

>>121429335
>not knowing this is my fetish
faggot

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>>121430369
>pick up cupid's arrow
>lose run instantly

>>121429335
>You will never drink Lilith's milk
Just kill me now

>>121430884
Ok.

>>121429553
Whoops, hold on there bucko, that sounds like too much fun

If you dislike The Wiz - you're a scrub, incapable of adjusting.

>>121431114
I don't like finding it late since it fucking destroys your range if you do
I'll take it if I get it early though

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>>121430835
>pick death's scythe
>fuck yeah, I love this item, damage up and I also ge-
>*sudden realization*

>>121431114
>if you don't like an item that provides almost zero benefits and mostly provides negatives you're a scrub
*tips fedora and takes a bite from his 100 dollar steak*

O N E B I T E
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>>121430835
>>121431246
How are you guys this bad? Just slow down and focus and think about stuff before you grab it.

>Lilith starts with Cambion Conception
>Maggy doesn't start with Immaculate Conception

She has the fucking health to do so, seriously, why does Ed hate Holy shit so much?

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Don't you fucking dare ruin this for me now, game

how the fuck do you survive a room with no rocks that spawns with two homing troll bombs as the lost

Why does mom's coin purse exist
I hate it so fucking much

>>121431637
Eat more slowly

>>121431528
It's easy to get too excited when seeing an item you like, and not thinking of the consequences
Death scythe guy here, still won

This steak meme just makes me hungry. Fuck you guys.

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>>121431630

>>121431394
>Oh god, now i have to line up enemies diagonally instead!
>H..h..how do i do that?!
How does it feel to be such a big baby?
>provides almost zero benefits
Yeah, it's not like you can't double your fire rate against bigger targets.

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>>121431630
>Spastic little retard punching bag walks into a red shit
>Apparently this kills him instantly

I still revived with Guppy's Collar but I am so fucking buttdevestated right now

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Why can't I open the blue womb? I seen it open before the patch but now it won't show up.

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I'd like to thank Chaos for giving me a discount holy mantle and blue baby's only friend in the shop. This win wouldn't have been possible without him

>>121423235
Yeah, the Mega Satan rewards are retarded. No one plays 2 player Isaac. It's a one player game, and it's on the PC. I'm pretty sure Northern Lion is the only person ever to play it legitly

>>121432036
>Double fire rate against bigger targets

Wait, what? How does shooting in 45 degree angles double your fire rate when shooting forward and hitting with all shots does the same damage? It's not like this is Soy Milk where there's a damage decrease or anything, your power's still the same

What the fuck are you gonna need a huge ass enemy to shoot at? Gurdy?

>get the new item that gives massive damage up until you get hit
>with dr. fetus
>and cricket's body
>my bombs shake the screen as if i had mr. mega
>take out blastocyst's first phase
>second phase can't even split it takes so much damage
holy fuck

>doing blue bomber
>get Shiny Rock
>waste like 5 minutes blowing up rocks and wondering why I'm not getting anything til I realize it's Lucky Rock that I want

Jesus christ why the fuck does Shiny rock exist
Fuck OFF edmund

>>121432036
this. it's a little like the guillotine. with some practice it's a straight upgrade

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>>121431630
>>121432018
>>121432115
CUMMING

>>121432185
>their solution to fix the crashing was to just disable Hush completely
LOL
also turn the filter off faggot

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>see all people complaining about Onan's Streak
>Decide to try it and see what happens
>This

Well I guess I could have a worse start.

HOW DO I GET MY GREED MACHINE TO 999 INSTANTLY, I'VE KILLED GREED 500 TIMES NOW AND IM GOING INSANE

>>121432185
You've got to randomly unlock it now like the rest of us. Don't worry, during your run when you're shooting poop you'll just get "You unlocked the Blue Womb" out of nowhere

Either that or unlock It Lives

>>121432440
Cheat. It's not worth it

>>121432185
>that run
>those items
Jesus fucking FED are we?

>>121427717
I literally got some transformation that turns you into permanent R U A WIZARD? and I still beat it.

I literally had to kill Isaac with my familiars, it was fun.

>>121432440
just... don't do it

there's no achievement linked to it

you don't need to do it

>>121432480
>Cheat
how tho

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>doing onan's streak
>curse of blind in flooded caves
>get to treasure room
>"oh hey it cant be that bad"
>dunce cap

>>121432480
I wanna know how to cheat it though, i cannot find the value

>>121432440
Chew and swallow :^)

>>121432564
Learn to do some shit with Cheat Engine, it's really not worth it

>Be me
>Doing daily run for fun
>Cursed Eye from a red Chest in Devil room Basement 2
This run can't possibly get any worse!
>Find a Fetus
>Know they fixed all the synergies
>Fetus overrides Cursed Eye
Welp. This run just got good.

>>121432581
open CE
set it to isaac exe
stand next to greed machine
search for value donated in greed machine
then add 1 coin
do a second search for this new value
then edit to 998 and add 1 more coin

>do pride day
>second floor moms knife

Out skilled ;^]

HOW TO FIX THE FUCKING TUMOR TRANSFORMATION IN ONE SIMPLE FUCKING STEP:

GIVE YOU THE FUCKING TUMOR SHOTS IN ADDITION TO YOUR REGULAR SHOTS
THERE. NOW IT'S A TRANSFORMATION THAT, WHILE NOT AS POWERFUL AS GUPPY, IT'S PRETTY DAMN NIFTY.

FUCK, I SHOULD BE THE FUCKING IDEAS GUY AT NICALIS, MAYBE I COULD FIX THE OTHER SHITTY GODDAMN TRANSFORMATIONS AS WELL

>>121432675
the bad thing about cursed eye is the teleport on hit especially during later bosses, not the charge shot.

>>121431630
What's up with those walls?

>>121432841
enjoy the steak

Should have realized that Mom's Knife wouldn't do anything
What a waste of soul hearts

>>121432841
>Give Bob transformation instant Ipecac and a Tarot Card drop every room clear

Would be dope

>died in the chest during the BRAINS challenge

fuck me running

I had the stop watch so it was unbearable slow but it was going good until The Bloat fucked my shit up. It seems like BFF and some sort of bomb synergies would make things easier but I couldn't find any.

Fuck bob ross is getting sad he's all shaky

it's the last years feels bad man

>>121432912
'Cept you are never charging with Fetus cause it overrides Cursed Eye.
And you only teleport if charging a shot when you get hit with the Eye.

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>first floor curse of the blind
>pick up Dunce Cap
>mfw

>>121429767
>>121430745
>>121430884
These tbqh

>killed mega satan with the lost back whenever rebirth came out
>have to do it again

suck my balls edmund

>>121432841
Yeah, this entire DLC is literally just "SHIT ITEMS" the expansion. It's not fun. Most of these new items are literally horrible

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Did I have my expectations set too high for this expansion? day 6 and I am already bored of it.

Greed mode is a one time adventure which Ed tried too hard to make unfun.

Azazel and Judas nerfed for no fucking reason.

No new combos or interactions except with OP items that did not need them. BOI Technology could be upgraded after WotL to Brimstone levels, in here it remains as pathetic as ever.

No reason to touch Maggie, ??? or Lazarus, ever.

New rooms are bullshit.
Item pools are too full of items, new items almost seem exclusive to greed mode.

I wanted a combo system, fuck you Nicalis, having all items interact with brimstone and epic fetus IS NOT A COMBO SYSTEM. Transformations are ass.

Lilith is almost certainly no fun to play outside greed mode.

>>121433270
>Implying Edmund plays The Lost

The fucker probably couldn't even get Platinum God, makes you wonder how much of the game he actually plays

>>121432720
would should i search first time?

>>121433363
just a bug my friend :^))))))))

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Oh boy... Fruit Cake... It's the Daily Run and I have Fetus Bomb Tears. Do I see what the fuck happens or roll it for something good?

>>121433363
I like greed mode a lot.

>>121433689
it's ok

it gives you random tear effects and random bomb effects, so it has that unique synergy

but it also can do tiny planet and fuck your ass

>>121432915
It's a visual bug that I'm apparently not the only sufferer of.

>>121432927
http://i.imgur.com/JRr3obu.png

Don't worry Anon, I salvaged it

>Pay to Play
>have to pay to get into Devil Rooms too
Fucking BRUTAL

You know the real problem with Afterbirth?
Edmund had too much faith in Nicalis.

He saw that Florian did a good job with both vanilla and Wrath, and that Nicalis did a great job with Rebirth, so I'm just assuming that he left them to development for Afterbirth.

They probably gave him a date, thinking they could get shit done by Halloween, and completely shat the bed when they realized that they couldn't. And instead of asking Ed for a time extension, which he probably would've been fine with, they shoved it out the door and said "eh we'll give you patches at a later date"

I'm still having fun with the xpac, and I like some of the cool new shit added, including greed mode for fun runs, but I'm going to be wary for the next xpac and I'm hoping Ed will keep a closer eye on them as well.

>>121433363
>>121433998
Glad to see I'm not the only one skeptical about Afterbirth

>>121433283
This, and the new transformations are all awful
>You can fly and have two black hearts, even though you could already fly before!
>You can have a free heart container!
>You can have permanantly fucked up shots!

>>121433929
>pay to play
>get sack head
>win

actually that can be said about most runs with that item

>>121434161
I'm mainly skeptical about Nicalis as a developer. I remember people on /v/ being extremely fucking worried about the game since Nicalis has a reputation for ruining amazing games. They need to get their shit together after this or they're going to lose a lot of fans.

How do I win Mega Satan runs as Eve?

That character kinda needs devil deals to not be ass

Uhm... there's a Nickel I can't pick up. What the fuck? If I walk over it, it just makes a tinkling noise, wiggles slightly, and remains not picked up.

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>>121431457

>>121433998
>Edmund McMillen defense crew

That said, honestly I'd like to believe you. I just wish he were honest with this and whip them in shape or something

And remove all the God-awful tiny rooms, holy shit they suck so much

So what the fuck is the point of the new floors besides Blue Womb? There is literally nothing unique about them besides the music and design.

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gg greed mode

>>121434420
Hope for a Health Down pill?

>>121433689
IIRC it's like 3 Dollar Bill but changes per floor?

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>>121434301
>Guppy is Guppy
>Lord of the Flies is just an upgrade to Guppy or only useful with Mulligan
>Super Bum is Super Bum
>Mom is pointless since it's easy to get 3 Mom Items, and as a result it's really fucking weak
>Bob is unbelievably specific and your only reward is a fucking poison creep that Anemic or Aquarius could already do
>Mushroom just gives a Red Heart Container
>Evil Angel/Cthulhu is pointless assuming you decided to pick up Spirit of the Night or Lord of the Pit or you're Azazel/Lost, same with regular Angel
>Tumor fucking punishes you for collecting Familiars by giving you permanent The Wiz instead of a triple shot like its appearance would imply
>Drugs is literally just a free pill and that's it
>Poop is extremely specific in its uses and will likely require Blank Card + Card Against Humanity to truly abuse
What the fuck were they even doing?

>>121433929
I never dropped below 30 coins in either Pay to Play run I did

>>121434465
Bomb it and you'll be able to pick it up.

>>121433363
I actually came here to post something like this.

I really enjoyed Lilith at the start, but the nerf made her really un-fun to play.

That, in combination with all the bad items in the item pool and changes to existing rooms like spiked item rooms and all the fucking useless ass switches, now makes me feel like this expansion was only a cash grab.

Why even nerf things that have been around for so long? It's not like the game is harder, it's just that none of the new items are fun to pick up and use.

>Lilith starts with Cambion Conception
>Hypothetical Magdalene starting with Immaculate Conception

What about Eve?

>>121435480
Eve is pure therefore not a baby factory

>>121434883
>>Bob is unbelievably specific and your only reward is a fucking poison creep that Anemic or Aquarius could already do
Or several buddies even, and with BFF they do it better

>Tumor fucking punishes you for collecting Familiars by giving you permanent The Wiz instead of a triple shot like its appearance would imply
Would be fucking fine if you could still shoot forward, but no that would be too fun.

>>121435657
>pure
she's the whore of babylon

like, you can't even dispute it

you look at the screen and it says "whore of babylon"

she's a literal whore

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>>121432410

Welp, first attempt. Was really lucky to get Prayer Card on the first floor and then 1 + 1 in the shop there. Made it so I literally swam in items and batteries. Didn't even need any Damage up or anything. Also Revenge Fly to kill everything safely.

Pick one thing to delete from Rebirth (Afterbirth included, of course)

Can be as narrow as a single room or as broad as an entire game mode

Don't be the faggot who thinks he's funny for saying the entire game or the stats screen or whatever

Was there another update after the 109 one, or is my Steam lying?

I'm not sure because I haven't updated yet

>>121435815
You are a literal fucking retard that didn't even think about looking up what the "whore of babylon" was in the bible you fucking dipshit
here's a hint
eve was from genesis, the first book, the beginning.
the whore of babylon is mentioned in revelations, the final book foretelling the future

>>121435963
Small Rooms

There's a lot of shit in Afterbirth I'd get rid of but first are the small fucking rooms

I'd also love to get rid of bad game design like enemies in safe rooms, but small rooms need to fucking die

>>121435963
All the unavoidable damage, if i'm allowed to say that.

>The simply ebin steak arg hit a new breakthrough
>Involves x number of players hitting 999 in the greed machine

Haha, that's so epic, having x amount of players grind in an overhyped gamemode that gets old fast!

>>121432290
I actually had a very fun day playing co-op Isaac with a friend. It can be a good time. Unfortunately the situation we did that in was pretty unusual and I doubt it'll ever happen again, so yeah.

Also having to use a controller sucked.

>>121436194
it's not even x number

it's whenever edmund feels like giving us the rest, disguised as "x number"

>>121436193
Yeah, I'd say that's more than acceptable

>>121436194
>Machine jams at 2 cents in for everyone constantly
>Takes hundreds of runs for people to hit 999
>Find out that it wasn't a buildup requirement, it was just a 109 day delay

>>121435963
THOSE FUCKING ROOMS THAT ARE JUST TNT BARRELS WITH A BUTTON AND YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE HIT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU CAN'T EVEN BOMB THE FUCKING DOOR
WHAT KIND OF RETARD THINKS THAT SHIT IS OK

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Greed got his shit wrecked.

He's actually not that hard if you have enough Dakka.

I dedicate this run to satan who gave me 4 black hearts in a row. Also to Daddy Long Legs who told more than a few bosses to go fuck themselves.

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womb II. wish me luck.

>>121436383
I've managed to avoid the hit sometimes but I can't figure out the exact method of doing it, it's fucking annoying

>>121436383
fucking THIS

>>121436471
Best of luck on this shitfuck of a "challenge", anon

>Upon picking up enough heart pickups, Isaac gains a permanent angelic familiar. Possible familiars include:
>Holy Water
>Guardian Angel
>Sworn Protector
>The Relic
>Seraphim
>The first and second familiars will spawn after picking up 15 heart pickups each. The third, fourth, and fifth familiars will spawn after picking up 30 heart pickups each. No further familiars will spawn.

Ed, half of these aren't even fucking babies

>>121436383
I've avoided it once but I was more surprised than anything

>>121435963
curse of the blind
I fucking hate curse of the blind

>>121428260
It's just a circlejerk for friends/attention/profit

I know a few IRL, and they all make fun of it/don't give shit when they think they're safe.

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>>121436471
well that was quick. took me longer to post this than the actual fight did. I even had a 2 of hearts that I didn't use.

>>121436609
>Seraphim IS Sworn Protector, that's just its "tooltip"

>Mom's Wig + Brimstone is one of the most overpowered combos in the game
>Mom's Wig + Technology is fucking trash
I don't get it
I just don't fucking get it

>mfw 99.9% of the people that play this game are bad

Fuck all of you

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>playing nerfed Az because I didn't get Lilith yet
>get tech X from key room
>yee bitch I got this one in the bag
>it doesn't even do anything

>>121436772
no they're different items

>>121436383
>>121436549
>>121436593
Only works if you have flying/speed/small hitbox but you have to run to the bottom middle of the map where the gap is and you'll be fine.

>mind you, having one or more of those are pretty unlikely, fucking thanks Edmund

>>121436609
Source? Also, as in just hearts in healing or +health items?

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>>121427963
S-Sauce?

Pls tell me this isn't real I love his music

>start Greed Mode with Cain
>get Godhead in my first item room

Welp, that was pretty fucking easy. Was trying to maximize damage, but I think I did alright.

6VCS 0G00 is the seed if you want to try.

>>121436864
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Immaculate_Conception

I wouldn't know, it's rare as fuck. When I read Sword Protector I thought it meant the Attack Fly. Basically all of them are angel fetus and then Holy Water or a Relic bursting out of your womb to say hello

Maggy would benefit the fuck out of this

>>121436864
Probably healing since Cambrion Conception requires taking damage

>>121432559
>there's no achievement
but that's wrong

>>121432565
same thing happened to me, got quad shot

>>121432559
>>121437073
There is an achievement, and a fucking letdown of one too.

>>121437047
>>121436996
Thanks!

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>get market restock at depths 2
>have 90+ coins and steam sale
>IT BEGINS
>get a credit card
>use it because that's a little less I have to spend
>fucks everything up and I can't buy anything else

I'm actually retarded

>>121436806
because the flies scale off your damage

>>121437047
>Maggy with Immaculate Conception
>Using the Yum Heart is like feeding young, even when your health is full
>She can plop out four helpful familiars around the Caves/Depths

Would be dope

>>121437187
There's always Hush

>>121437187
No, Edmund and staff are retarded for not fixing an obvious bug.

>>121437263
It's spiders and it's broken because it auto summons like 5-10 spiders
Try it out.
With Technology, you're lucky to get some spiders every other enemy.

http://strawpoll.me/5932566

>>121437541
Where is 'All of the Above'?

So, I've started back playing Rebirth.

Yay or nay on afterbirth, as I've heard mixed reports.

If yay, what's the cheapest it can be had for, I'm greedy.

>>121437541
gayest enemies by far are host walkers and those bone shooting faggots

>>121437729
>those bone shooting faggots
Now topped by EXPLODING bone shooting faggots

>>121437712
Nay as fuck, wait until it's dirt cheap but Rebirth is a much better designed game in general

You'll have a lot more fun with it than Afterbirth

>>121437327
How is it a bug? Credit Card worked as intended. That's consistent with how everything works in Greed Mode.

>>121437712
Stay the fuck away from Afterbirth until you've 111%'d Rebirth

Afterbirth is literally incomplete at the moment and full of garbage as is

>>121437729
I fucking hate walking hosts.

>>121437812
>Make them black
>Make them shoot faster
>Then make them explode
FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>121437812
not really because at least most of the time when you kill one of them there's a chance that another one might be nearby and die to the explosion

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>>121437541
I picked the jumpers because of that one bug which still hasn't been patched where they fly across the room to fuck your ass, it makes me angry just writing it down.

pic related, something else that makes me angry

>those jumping spiders that literally jump from over an entire screen away at you
holy fuck why

>>121437712
Yay. It's more items, more combos, another game mode, and another character. How is that not worth 11?

>>121437834
Unless of course you're like this guy and you get buttmad over balance changes.

>Kill those fuckers that shoo those biting worms
>Kill the host and the worms still stay in the air
fuck

>>121438026
Because it's buggy and broken as shit and not even complete.

>>121438019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=age4RIm4s44

are you for fucking real? this is fucking retarded
these spikes dont go down

>>121438149
kek

>>121436930
Most of the music I ported to Rebirth because its 10/10 and I prefer MOST of DB music over the new one.

>>121437712
Wait till content is finished up and released. He's deliberately holding back items etc.

>>121438019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ69kBP7uok

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>>121438182
forgot the picture

Can someone explain Pride for me?

I understand why all of the other sins attack the way that they do, but Pride confuses me.

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oh crap, money heals him

Anybody else think Maggy should start with Immaculate Conception?

She could benefit from fucking anything at this point

>>121438324
BRAVO, STEAKMUND

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why do these rooms exist

they make me want to break things

>>121430143
They don't call it the troll engine because it lives under bridges.

>>121438346
Pride has shitty attacks because he believes too highly in himself to win to actually try. He fucks around and doesn't even deliberately attack you in belief he'll win

Super Pride is a homosexual

>>121438346
>I can understand why Wrath is an ebin shoutout to Bomberman

>>121436930

You can continue to love Danny B's music, because it's great stuff. Just don't get confused and think he's a good person. Ed/Tommy let him retain the rights to his music AND gave him sales royalties, and he repaid them by not relicensing his music for the PS ports, just because he decided he didn't like Ed anymore.

The SJW stuff is true, during the Ferguson race riots he was tweeting 24/7 about how the cops getting injured had it coming to them and how the rioting/looting going on was karma

>>121438346
Pride turns angels into devils. So basically I have no idea

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someone help me I literally can't see shit

>>121438413
>get one of these as the lost
>it's the poop use item

>>121438539
Sounds like I triggered your autism senpai

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>>121438539
we all know sloth is the most clever

>>121438413
TROLLED

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>>121438392
this is why this shit is still broken, he pays people like me off with sacred heart in the next room

>>121438647
SJWs are honestly starting to make Nazis look reasonable.

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>mfw playing Azazel
This isn't a nerf. This like taking a nuclear bomb and making it into a fucking water pistol.

>>121438647

MEANWHILE IN MASSACHUSETTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy_WMtVBkhI

You have to admit they're likeable people.

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Is there anything better than a good technology run?
>Hella damage
>Guppy
>Mom's Wig
>Tiny Planet
Consider this XXXXXXXXL Challenge DONE

How has Azazel not been fixed yet? What the fuck are they doing?

>>121437712

Wait until after Fallout 4 is out. People won't complain about Afterbirth's bugs as much then.

>>121438647
What a goddamn shame

>>121438873
Starting to? At least the Nazis would let you join 'em. SJWs will shitpost at you forever like the one-track robots they are if you say anything even remotely "offensive".

>>121438934
Well no shit, you turned into guppy you faggot

>>121438107
>buggy and broken as shit
I know this is hard to understand, but you only see a lot of buggy shit because people are going to post it online when it happens. I've played Afterbirth for like 80 hours so far and ran into like 2 bugs, one of them being Azazel being nerfed into the ground on accident.

>>121438647
I swear to god if Jake Kaufman turns out to be some super asshole piece of shit I'm going to swear off supporting people who make great music for indie games

Jake is still a good guy, r-right?

>>121439047
Just because you and I may not have experienced these bugs doesn't mean they're acceptable, and the bugs I have personally experienced are far from petty

>>121439182

Jake Kaufman is a pretty cool guy. He just posts pics of his dog on the internet

>>121437541
>tfw spider makes a much longer step than usual and fucks you up as the lost

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>>121439039
With BFF too :3

>>121437404
It's because brimstone counts as a stupidly fast rate of fire while charging while tech is much slower.
Tech 1 and 2 needs a buff since it's almost always a large decrease in damage per second versus regular tears.

>people think spiders dont have patterns

What

>>121439608
Then tell us the patterns.

>>121439640
>right
>left
>straight up your ass

>trying to unlock the lost
>actually manage to get brimstone as azazel
>have next to no health, but feels incredible having a strong attack again
>die because I fucked up

SDXQ 6NFN

Brimstone + Anti-gravity + Spoon Bender is pretty wacky.

>>121439608
Not the tiny spiders. The spiders that shit sacks or shit bullets everywhere.
They just skitter around running away from you, OCCASIONALLY running into you, and once they get low on health, they just do whatever the FUCK they want.

>>121439640

Pattern is "movement in a random direction, stop, movement in a random direction"

If you are within a certain distance to a spider, the spider will move in your direction instead of randomly

>>121437875
Just got back.
>Credit card immediately purchases all items.
>Restock spawns a new item every time you buy a Shop item.
>Credit card buys all the shit, thus Restock should proc on all items the Credit Card affected.
>Literal definition of a bug due to mechanics not working as described
I.E. Credit Card actually deletes the item being sold and spawns an exact copy of it as a pickup/pedestal item

>>121438220

It almost looks like he rushed a bit to get it out on halloween, I'm a little curious how something could be so cleanly missing from the game.

Also fuck all the anti-datamining whines about, Does Edmund store his porn in the datafiles or something?

here's a mulliboom seed: w9nr as0x go right then down and enjoy loadse boom

>>121439887
Yes, actually.
There's a dozen or so Eve fanarts in there. Two Liliths, an Isaac, and concepts for Keeper (Plus Keeper himself.)

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>>121432841
>GIVE YOU THE FUCKING TUMOR SHOTS IN ADDITION TO YOUR REGULAR SHOTS
I think I managed to have this happen to me with brimstone, 20/20 and triple shot, I started firing those two side shots after I picked up Mongo Baby

>>121440219
How much you want to FUCKING bet that that's what the tumor transformation was intended, but Nicalis is just too fucking incompetent to code it properly

>>121433283
That thing that makes trapdoors that work like portals just seems to not fucking function at all. On top of being literally less useful than every other spacebar item.

>>121440339
>That thing that makes trapdoors that work like portals
>less useful than any other spacebar item
Nah son, Ventricle Cutter is my jam

>>121440431
It flat out didn't work for me when I tried it. Unless it just doesn't work in the Black Market or something, wasted a heart to try it since I had never seen it before.

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>try XXXXL for the first time
>treasure room is literally the last room I check
is it going to be like that the whole time? Is it coded so that you have to see all the room before it appears or something?

>>121440525
You don't use them in the same room. You're supposed to lay one down in one room and then the other when you're in a tight spot to escape or backtrack quickly.

So is Edmund just fucking with us or is their really some sort of secret a la The Lost?

>>121438346
My idea was that Envy was envious of Pride's appaearance, so he stole it.
Or maybe Pride is a mix of >>121438515
and his sprite pretty much just being Isaac him self.

>>121440798
Both, but 98% the former.

>>121440798
the items are literally not in the game

>>121440646
Oh, interesting I guess.

>>121440798
There's a secret, and edmund is fucking with us hardcore.
>guys we didn't wait until hour 109 to release the patch, we didn't even know about it
>until hour 108

>>121440618
No it's not coded like that but if you're as unlucky as me, that's the way it's going to be the entire time
Also finding the shops is such a fucking BURDEN

>>121440618
dogshit challenge that isnt worth doing to be honest family

>>121440921
Yup. It's easily my favorite new item in Afterbirth.

>Beat Hush with Isaac
>Dry Baby was the MVP of this fight
>My reward is a Dry Baby that just farts when it tanks a hit
Why is Edmund so hilarious, guys? How does he come up with simply epic and worthwhile laughs such as this?

>>121441072
Better than the fucking Guardian challenge tbqh

I remember in rebirth when I would actually get good runs

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>Doing an Eden Run
>START WITH BRIMSTONE
>First Devil Deal
I'm going to have shit runs forever now

>>121441368
CHEKKUMEITO DA

>>121441368

No, but you will feel a strong desire to kill yourself when you inevitably fuck up.

littlehorn r34 please

>mom's knife + scythe still doesn't synergize
EDMUUUUUUND

>>121441972
>90% of synergy enhancements are tied to Brimstone, Mom's Knife, Fetus, Epic Fetus, and Ludivico Technique
>Claims to have fixed everything
>Fixed next to nothing outside of overpowered, rare items.

>>121428295

I have reason to believe that Ultra Greed has a damage cap set on him. He can only take damage at a set rate.

>double the frail and bag man on family man challenge

JUST

>>121442621
EAT

>>121442668
SLOWER

>>121442103
What other items can synergize?

>>121442716
YOU

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>>121442103
>mfw all of the Afterbirth combo spoilers were "LOL look at this hilariously absurd combo you'll never get because it's comprised entirely of rare items"

>>121442475
Ultra Greed and Hush both scale with your damage output.

>>121442770
INCUBUS

>>121441939
pls do not sexualize the little horn

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So when do you think Ed will arbitrarily unlock the next set of content?

>>121442815

Unless you have the spider mod. It's basically the same thing.

This is the dark side of difficulty scaling. Clearly shows that Whilst making difficult levels is easy for mcmullen, he can't design a properly difficult boss to save his life.

>>121442871
>people still think there's a next set of content

It's like you want to be disappointed

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okay, edmund, look

you need to pay the slightest bit of attention to your champ bosses when designing rooms

i literally lost five precious cat lives to fucking monstro, because i'm pretty sure that the gray champ version that doesn't do the high-jump is exactly half the width of the room, and since he wouldn't high-jump, i spent most of the fight just hoping he didn't decide to vomit in my face (which he did, five times)

this is not skill-based gameplay, here; this victory was due to luck, and the fact that he spent the whole attempt doing his little short hops instead of vomiting.

>>121442871
After x number of players put 999 coins into the greed machine. Seriously.

>>121438346
pride seems to be a graven image/scribble of isaac himself, he looks so out of place compared to everything else

His X attack just seems to be a continuation of a childs shitty scribble of themselves.

No idea about the bombs though

>>121442957
Considering there's 20 missing items, no "RPG" equivalent, and a hidden character, yeah there's still content. It's time gated.

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>>121442996
>Krampus in Small Devil Rooms
>he does the Rotating Brimstone while in a corner

>>121443117
No, it's what >>121443001 said.

>>121442864
its either lilith or littlehorn

>>121443250
>>121443001
Yes, and that's a time gate. There's no way for Edmund to prove that the right amount has been reached.

Easiest way to get 999 coins into Greed?

>>121442996
edmund doesn't do jack shit about actual gameplay
he comes up with monster designs and item designs
everything else is nicalis.

>>121442996
Slow down ;^)

>>121443307
Little Horn just wants to throw his Troll Bombs, let him be

Lilith fucking gives birth while you play as her. Multiple times

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Good bye boring mom's knife run, hello sexy d4

>>121443250

That's still timegating.

And retard grind.

>>121443117
Actually, the missing items are Trinkets. They count Trinkets as items.
1 hidden character missing is true, and the achievements are fucked atm.

>>121443385
>that latter thing
My fucking dick

>>121443385
Oh I'll give him a troll bomb if u know what I mean

>>121443385

With all this talk of porn, why is there not a booru set up.

>put 32 coins into slot machine
>nothing
>blow it up
>troll bomb

EPIC
P
I
C

chaos card work on the hush?

>>121444205
it seems that you have been "trolled" my friend 8-)

>>121444206
Yes, but you have to use it on their second, big tumor form.

>>121444298
groovy

Using the bible and then switching it out for something else and using that item gives you flight for the rest of the floor.

Bravo edmund.

>>121444440
tfw I could do a better job coding this shit