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>109 Patch
Adds new content, breaks old content, buffs and nerfs items.
Patch notes never
Azazel nerf is BUGGED, supposedly.
>General Information
http://bindingofisaac.com/
FAQ:
>What does "item" do?
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth
http://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Binding_of_Isaac:_Rebirth_Wiki
>What's that HUD that people are using?
https://github.com/networkMe/missinghud2
>What is "thing" on the post-it note?
Top row: Mom's Heart/It Lives, Isaac, Boss Rush
Middle row: Satan, ???, The Lamb
Bottom row: Mega Satan, Greed Mode, Hush
>What is Hush/Blue Womb?
New boss in a new area that opens when you beat Mom's Heart before the 30th minute.
>How to unlock The Lost?
Please note that the seeds are from Rebirth, and don't work in Afterbirth anymore.
1. Isaac must die to a Mulliboom in one of the Basement floors. Mulliboom seed: FHRD S1N1 (Go into the large room above the starting room. You can easily die from full health in here to them.) Or if not: JTMD EZPF (one is directly below - Normal difficulty)
2. Magdalene must die to her own bomb in one of the Caves floors. (Pyro Seed: ALFA 0NTZ)
3. Judas must die to Mom's Foot as Judas in one of the Depths or Necropolis floors. Good Seed: 8LDE 8XDX (Wait on using the Joker till the 3rd floor and avoid the devil rooms and you'll get the sacred heart. You also get the Sad Onion on the first floor.
4. Azazel must die to Satan in Sheol (his blood/laser form or hooves, NOT leeches or The Fallen). You must NOT use a seed.
post epic meme characters
nth for GRACIAS EGG MUD
Keeper seems like a very interesting character. I think his passive ability besides his triple shot will be to spawn some coins after he kills an enemy. Maybe he'll fly too?Also nth for bOig
>no damage up items (thanks emud)
>finally manage to build a bandage girl
>think hush might actually be doable if I let her deal the damage
>she loses aggro when he drops down
Exceptional design.
I wanted to try Mega Stan that run as well, but I only got one Angel Room.
At least it had Seraphim in it.
>>121361557
This character wouldn't be so bad if Edmund wasn't salty about the fact he got his hopes up too high for him and didn't actively try to shit on the game to make him impossible to play as
There's no gitting gud with The Lost, and Afterbirth has so many Anti-Lost mechanics it's fucking insulting how badly of a designer he's become lately
>>121361557
every character except isaac, samson, judas, and cain
>>121361616
It's easy.
>Step 1: Break Red Poop
>Step 2: Bait Lust to rush you over the red poop
>Step 3: Time it so when she rushes you, red poop spawns back
>Step 4: Where did her health bar go?
I have a question, if you use blank card with glowing hourglass do you get the card back?
>>121362087
Speaking of which, what happens when you use that card simulator space bar item and have the ?card that simulates your space bar item?
Does anyone have the 1080p version of this?I think It was pink.
>>121361890
>implying that by the time i had realized that i was fighting lust and that there were red poops in the middle, she wasn't already up in my fucking grill and i tried my god damned best to juke around her to no avail, losing my one and only hit point
>Find d100 as Lilith
>"Eh why the fuck not"
>Forget that it rerolls EVERYTHING in room, end up without Box of Friends
>"Fuck, I guess I'll have to roll with it."
I ended up with the most bloody stupid combination of all time.
>Strange Attractor
>Tiny Planet
>Kidney Stones
>Continuum
>Explosivo
>Holy Light
>Random tears
It was the most hilarious bullshit, so I went on with it, got rid of d100.
Too bad I didn't get past Hush because I got killed by my explosions.
>>121362219
Apparently two random item pedestals appear
>>121362503
Oh yeah and fucking Tractor Beam.
>reach hush as the lost with a chaos card
>assume it works like glass cannon/shoop da woop
>press card button to get it out
>throw it in the direction that i'm moving, it sticks in the ground
oh my fucking god
so afterbirth is the worst time to try to get into isaac?
>>121361847
Spectral tears and the D4 help a great deal, actually, but if you don't get good items by a certain point you're still fucked, and can get fucked at any time thanks to tiny boss rooms. The Lost just isn't fun, it's a grind away until the RNG decides to allow you to have a nice item combination character. How many people actually keep using him once they've got all his unlocks? By the time you get them, you never want to even look at that fucker again.
>>121363073
Yeah, shitloads of people do that. Does any other item even fire that way? It's completely fucking stupid, especially for a card where you get ONE SHOT and if you don't know the super special way to throw it you just fucking waste it.
And if you're like me, by the time you find another one, you'll have forgotten again. :^)
>>121363169
Honestly yes
Spike in difficulty in the early levels (new bosses and new layouts are depth tier) and it should feel overwhelming for a newcomer who doesn't want to put the time into it.
If you can handle maybe several hours of frustration you're set for hundreds hours offun
>>121363169
Until all the shit gets ironed out by Smegma Mcafee and the bug producers over at Nicalis who break a ton of shit with each new patch, yes.
>>121358926
no gawned leaf, I had the dead cat (only had like 5 lives left though) + holy mante. I found a chaos card in a super secret room and I saved it for hush. took me like 2 days doing lost runs to beat this guy. my problem was getting there in time because most of my safe builds were slow.
you have to make sure you know the direction it's shooting at and find a safe spot.
I can easily dodge the interdimensional bullets but he always hits me at least once when he does the eye beams + red bullets combo.
>>121363449
I don't mind difficulty, but I heard that afterbirth is straight up broken
and that Ed the jesus of indie devs is turning into a faggot
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS TILL I PUT ON THE MASK
>>121363821
You're a small guy.
>>121363169
Just like Wrath of the Lamb it adds a bunch of shitty layouts and bosses that make the early game much harder which fucks new players I would imagine. I thought they learned their lesson by gating cellar etc. in Rebirth, but I guess not. Just play Rebirth.
Do we know what the 404 trinket does yet?
>>121361352
>I have the full picture saved
>>121363706
Ed just communicated poorly and didn't think some of his things where he was having a giggle would be taken how they were. He's shit at PR, not malicious.
im going to be here a while arent i
>>121364172
give
Did I miss a daily run? I thought the last one was the holy mantle Lost one but was there another Maggy run in between?
>>121364235
yes senpai
>>121364362
I've missed the last two because I haven't installed the patch yet. :^)
>>121364172
is the hp/damage indicator a mod? if so, which one?
>>121364534
it's the spider mod, a new item
>>121364506
Thanks for the contribution. Just felt like telling everyone?
Blue Bomber now starts you off with Brother Bobby, looks like.
Could have just made Satan non-bomb immune, but whatever.
>>121364596
ok, thanks
>>121364705
ok thanks :>
>>121364672
I beat it before Brother Bobby was added, got lucky with one cube of meat and that resistance rune
>>121364620
That's what message boards are for, buddy. If you're opposed to that, maybe complete solitude is for you.
Probably my most favourite combo atm.
>>121364672
If he wasn't bomb immune his own foot would probably kill him.
>Richard Hammer killed Ultra Greed 750+ times just to donate one cent each time
As if I needed any more proof that he's an autist
>FUCKING FATTY CAN JUMP ON THE ROCKS, SOMETHING NO OTHER GROUND-BASED BOSS CAN DO
Everytime this fat faggot shows up I may as well just quit the run.
>>121364376
easy victory desu senpai
>second floor
>no damage taken
>no devil deal
damn
also defeated the new stan boss or whats him name, the one with 2 tentacles and bullet hell attack, and got over 35 spiders out of him for some reason
>>121365351
>no devil deal
Uh
>>121365351
>no devil deal
>>121365351
open your eyes retard
>>121365029
The Eggman couldn't spend 5 seconds reworking explosions to not be utter shite so you could Kamikaze Satan or boils.
Best game.
HELP
So what do I need to look for in order to break the game and put in a lot of greed coins?
>>121365861
If he did that, who knows how many things he'd break?
>>121365759
>>121365716
>>121365647
this is not second floor though
>>121365973
Doesn't matter, the machine will jam up when you put a few in.
>>121365973
you can only put in like 5-10 coins before it jams
chew your food barbarian
>>121365973
i did it with glitter bombs, dr fetus and shovel but you could do it with glowing hourglass and some other shit too
Chance time!
>Doing Guardian challenge
>Not too shabby, managed to get 8 red hearts and some black ones
>Get the Womb 2 with plenty of life spare
>Decide to give some coins to a begger
>Mulligan guy walks into a pile of red poop
>Insta-die despite full health
>Have to start all over again
>mfw
>>121365973
OKAY LISTEN UP HERE YOU FUCKFACE
IN ORDER TO GLITCH -ANY- DONATION MACHINE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS:
1) FIND A DONATION MACHINE
2) HAVE COINS
3) QUIT INTO MAIN MENU AND BACK
4) PUT THEM IN UNTIL IT JAMS
5) KILL YOURSELF AND WHILE THE ANIMATION IS GOING, ALT+F4
6) CONTINUE THE GAME
???
MACHINE HAS REGISTERED YOUR COINS BUT YOU HAVE THEM BACK, IT'S ALSO UNJAMMED
>>121366282
fucking Daisy piece of fucking shit don't you fucking touch my stars you fuck
these two assholes get stuck at the door, thanks nicalis quality programming
>>121366282
Oh god this one is actually scary.
Should I do this?
>>121366502
Do it.
>>121366502
Take em both and joker out of the room
>>121366376
>Onan's streak
>Curse of the blind
>Cricket's Body
What did I do to deserve this?
>>121364672
>>121364897
>>121365029
Just spent 3 minutes trying to kill Mr Fred while he kept spawning bomb-immune buddies and spamming the creep shot.
Eventually I just reset.
This is a few line changes, and instead they decided that the best solution was to give you shit chip damage.
It's funny how quick Le Reddit backpedaled on their opinions once they got a reach around by Eggmund.
Regardless of whether things were a bug or not, it's clear he's pacing the content so he can ship bug fixes along with nerfs so you're forced to move up to a less enjoyable version of the game.
Anybody else feel like nerfs are taking precedence to actually fixing broken in the game? (broken as in bugs and crashes, not broken as in strong items).
>>121365971
You're officially allowed to break something beautiful.
>>121367192
>Nerfs means that game gets less enjoyable
Jeez, this general is really filled with babies, isn't it?
>>121367729
Making it significantly slower makes the game less enjoyable, yes. I want to do a BoI run in half an hour at most, not take two hours because every item is shit and does no damage.
>>121367729
>single player game needing nerfs to things that have been in the game since launch because 'yet to be revealed reasons'
>wanting balance in a game that is all about ridiculous combinations
My money is on daily challenge leaderboards or some kind of overall leaderboards being implemented and trying to turn this into muh esports competitive scene.
>>121366051
It's to the right you retard
>>121366346
I started calling it Retard Wrangler for a reason.
Git lucky, faget, it's pure bullshit.
>>121368303
>Implying BoS will ever become anything more than some underground thing between isaac streamers
>>121366985
So what if it takes you a few weeks to complete? Chew your food.
>>121368413
this is not a floor 2
this is caves 1
please think before you post, the pic is related to the spiders
Does it matter if i defeat mega satan on normall?
>get fucked by curse of the blind
>take tech 2
>been fighting this guy for 10 minutes
>still has like 40% hp
see, this is why no one likes curse of the blind and I swear I'll fucking remove it from the xml as soon as I'm done with all the unlocks and achievements
best afterbirth music right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZQCKZH9HEthere is NO WAY they made this music for just pre-hush battle room.there has to be a blue womb area
>>121367192
Look here you entitled faggot, Devil/Angel doors appearing out of bounds in tiny rooms, Carrion Queen shitting on the greed mode button and destroying it, Guardian being 100% RNG, and a few crashes aren't as important as making Azazel unplayable.
This steak analogy isn't as clever as you all think.
>>121365971
i'm pretty sure they patched out the ability to poo on the button
>>121369162
Tell that to Tyrone
>>121369162
That's pretty much the reason why everyone is mocking it
>>121369162
We weren't the ones who made it up though
Now just slow down
>>121363821
No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>>121369162
Tyrone or Edmund made it up, not /vg/. It's mockery.
>>121369282
Looks like they didn't.
>tfw got stopwatch during first Guardian challenge
hope this works out in my favor
>>121368859
I miss original OST though, and wish it was an option.
>>121369979
It'll help, but even then there will still be enemies that are guaranteed damage.
>>121370279
Managed to do it, skipped Womb 1 with Ehwaz and got a vision rune on Womb 2, curse of the labyrinth threw me next to the boss room. I've used up all my RNG for the next 300 runs I think.
Is there a Greed transformation? I feel like Head of the Keeper is too shit to be an actual standalone item. I got it on Lilith and had 4 babies, rarely if ever saw a coin dropped.
Anyone know how to fix the Missing HUD 2 only showing 0's for stats? Sometimes health bars just disappear and reappear too. Was I suppose to download the Rebirth one, or the new Afterbirth one?
>>121370447
Congrats. I did it on my first try, but after re-importing thanks to Eggy and the Fuckups I haven't been able to do it again.
>>121371068
Speaking of which, does anyone have the numbers of pre-nef Azazel?
I want to use the character editor to add items to make it equivalent. And old screenshot of a starting run with him will suffice.
>>121367883
The game was designed to be around an hour long and you want plow through everything twice as fast? Well fuck you.
>>121368303
>game that is all about ridiculous combinations
Well, some people like isaac as something more than just "look i can press a button and everything dies lol lol lol".
>>121371068
Same guy, I found it. I just redownloaded the same patch. My only assumption to why it wasnt working is probably the guy had the links switched or something, so it directed me to a previous patch. Everything's showing numbers now. Just redownload it if you have the problem.
I must say, I really enjoy Greed mode but I swear there's a few items in there that just plain fucks me over.
Contract from below, Does not, in fact, double coin drops.
>>121371441
There's this
https://www.reddit.com/r/themoddingofisaac/comments/3ris1i/unnerf_for_judas_azazel_and_lilith/
Is Keeper not available because of a bug too?
>>121372424
Also the lock of item unlocks is annoying. Guess I have to play the "Real" game to get new things.
Hey, piss easy azazel unlock at least.
>>121372935
direct download links, 3 different versions
https://www.dropbox.com/s/cxeh0a49fbk31p2/Un-Nerf.rar?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/hcnu631crlpcpil/Un-Nerf%20wJudas%20AZhascatonine.rar?dl=00
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9niwugg8t5984g0/Un-Nerf%20wJudasGH-CainPHD.rar?dl=0
Curse of the Tower is useless, they said!
Lilith is shit now, they said!
ARE YOU
SEEING THIS
>Curse of the Tower + Sack Bombs + Hive Mind
>Every bomb explosion gives me blue spiders
>EVERY BOMB EXPLOSION
>The Relic is copied by Box of Friends + Gimpy heart drop increase
>Multiple soul heart drops per Relic proc
Let's see how this Ultra Greed goes.
>Greed Lost
>Reroll first item into Gnawed Leaf
>Free Key in store
>Treasure Room has Pyro
>Bomb item switcher 30 or so times
>7 cent epic fetus
>Go out and get enough coins for it
>Repeatedly bombing the item switcher
>7 cent glitter bombs pop up
C-could this finally be the run?
>>121373115
Does it block achievements?
>>121373195
Good luck.
>>121373195
Epic Fetus is not that good, m8.
>>121373360
It's for infinitely bombing the item switcher and now infinitely gaining pickups m8. I didn't install the patch.
>>121373414
Fuk u m8.Good luck m8.
>>121373326
I don't think so.
I think there was a patch a few months ago that made it so mods didn't disable achievements.
>>121373185
Curse of the tower is hilarious with cluster+glitter bombs. Also Lilith was shit compared to her pre-nerf. 4 charge instead of 2 charge is garbage in comparison, especially on regular runs instead of greed mode where she is the most broken.
The hell is this item? I haven't seen it before ingame or in platinum god, and I cannot pick it up
>>121374065
its a stick
>>121374065
helping hand, extends the duration of status effects on enemies
save and continue to fix the pickup bug
>>121374065
SECOND HAND
"Extended stat effect time"
• Will extend the duration of your status effects e.g. With poison effects, the damage over time poison will last for much longer.
>>121373949
Eh, she isn't bad. She is now rather balanced.
Not even shilling here. It was an obscenely good item even on non-Liliths. Now it is bit more line with other items. Considering you can still abuse it somewhat. Especially on boss rush.
I'd have tuned it to 3 -charge instead, though.
>Lost Greed
>Get two useless items Basement
>Reroll
>Gnawed Leaf Cricket's Body
>Buy another key, unlock gold chest in shop
>Cricket's Head
>Buy Cracker Jacks, get Endless Nameless (Died, Go to Hell, Here I am, Right Here) which I have no idea what it does
>Shop had Contract, Mark, Guppy's Head
>Treasure room has Headless Baby
>Other treasure room has this
WHICH ONE DO I PICK?! THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD
>>121373687
Saving the link for later, thanks.
>>121373949
Yeah, fair enough, But it's nice to have bosses try to get close to you while your 3-5 demon babies tear it down, while your 3-5 relics give you FREE soul hearts.
>>121374841
Pick mushroom and use D4
>>121374841
take the pentagram because the dmg multipliers from cricket's head and magic mushroom don't stack. at least that's how it worked before afterbirth
Dr. Fetus + Death's Touch = ?
>>121374841
Magic Mush is goodliest.
>>121375032
>>121374990
>using D4
>With this good setup I got
Not a chance. I might get an orbital, and Gnawed leaf win my way through this, hopefully.
>>121375008
>dmg multipliers from cricket's head and magic mushroom don't stack. at least that's how it worked before afterbirth
Pentagram it is, also puts me towards Cthulhu transformation.
>>121374841
pentagram to keep your hitbox smaller
I'm so hilarious lel.
>>121374065
Can't pick it up because Rainbow Worm is a challenge trinket.
>>121375167
USE THE FUCKING D4
DON'T BE A BITCH
>do daily
>top ten on the leaderboards finished the game in 1 second
Epic
Now daily runs are pointless too.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT LIKE THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!
FUCK
>>121375367
>Now
They were pointless since day 1.
>>121375423
I TOLD YOU TO USE THE D4
WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE D4
>>121375423
That's what you get for not taking Magic Mush you faglord.
>>121375423
Another cherry popped!
If you didn't get The Lost unlocks before the buffs, you are objectively shit.
>>121376446
I got all the regular Rebirth ones back in regular Rebirth, including meta satan even if it's not counted
however having to do that again for Hush/mega satan is tedious as fuck
every day until edmund realizes how much he fucked up this update
>>121376446
You mean the ones who did that abusing the various glitches?
Isaac
.
.
.
.
Cain
Samson
.
.
Eve
Maggy
Lilith
Judas
Azazel
Lazarus
XXX
>>121376896
works for me :<)
>>121376995
No, the ones who did it without Holy Mantle.
>>121377138
Oh so you mean those who used the Dead Cat, gotcha.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A GOOD CHARACTER ON A DAILY
LOST
AZAZEL
MAGGY
LOST
AZAZEL
EVE
MAGGY
GIMME ISAAC YOU FUCKIN NICALIS SHITS
I spent an hour grinding with the D20 on greed mode and this was the result.
>>121377281
>Dead Cat
>glitch
I didn't use it, but it's not like it's not a viable strategy.
>>121375509
>>121375639
>>121376298
What was the Lost exploit again?
Pause as soon as you die, then alt +f4?
>>121377483
>mfw the next patch will end up removing D20 and Dice Shards from Greed Mode
>>121377606
You seriously don't know?
>>121377412
i actually enjoyed all of the lost runs so far, those spectral tears make him pretty ok and d4 is fun as well
>>121377635
You have to do it before death note.
>>121377708
I don't know.
Could you tell me what the dead cat glitch is pls.
>>121377694
How would you react to an Undertale reference in the game?
>>121377708
There was a glitch with the dead cat?
what is stud finder.
What is the hush.
What is the shovel.
What is veiny veins.
Will they find out?
>>121377412
He'll give you Isaac. Without D6.
>>121366346
>9 lives in womb 1, got 2 hears cause of devil dals and shit.
>get an emperor card, keep it in my pants.
>get to the boss room with 1 heart container cause shitty drops luck.
>Bloat.
>after 3 lives lost go somewhere else.
>Sloth fight.
>Resis rune.
>Resis fuck Bloat.
>git hp form boss
>Go back for Emperor.
>Win.
The Bloat is bullshit in that challenge though, blocking lasers is odd to say the least, I didn't get enough shots at laser enemies to practice that.
STOP WITH THE FUCKING MAGGY DAILIES
>WHAT DO PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT ISAAC
>BEING SLOW AND DOING NO DAMAGE Xdd
>>121377820
Just like to every other reference. By not giving a flying fuck.
>>121377791
>>121377823
Are you serious? For a short time after the release of the game the Dead Cat made the Lost completely invincible.
>>121377882
trinket
boss
spacebar item
probably trees as teased in ending 17 ( maybe the new area?)
yes
>>121377882
#flushthehush
>>121377752
It worked. It made me start the floor over though. Guess that helps.
>>121378117
Oh wow, that's retarded.
>>121377483
How is the D20 broken?
I understand how it works but it just seems like it'd end up being disadvantageous in the long run.
>zero damage upgrades, 5 floors in
>range down pill, health down pill, tears down pill
>get pyromaniac + curse of the tower
>every time i get hit, i spawn shit tons of bombs that heal me for 1 heart when they explode
>clear every room by intentionally ramming myself into enemies and running over spikes while not shooting any of my totally worthless tears
>>121378132
Would be a damn shame if you took the item with you to the hush fight :^)
>>121378197
Exiting the game and continuing gives you a new respawn point by the way.
>>121377820
Isaac is pretty much References: The Game
>>121378295
well people have already tried using the shovel with the stud finder after killing hush but nothing happened
>>121378028
>new item: Grinning Skull - "You feel like they're gonna have a bad time"
>tears randomly turns blue and smash enemies into the walls for extra damage
>higher chance if you shoot while standing still
Stud finder increases trap doors and black markets btw.
>>121378272
Isaac is balanced around occasionally getting a good item.
d20 Massively increases the chances of acquiring a good item. It's a game breaker because it allows acquisition of other game breakers that normally would never see each other.
>>121378425
what if now you could reroll , a shovel, flush the hush and go back for the shovel :^)
Time for hackers to do the job.
>>121378525
That's what I thought.
>>121378606
But it doesn't reroll drops into item pedestalsd-does it?
>>121373195
Well, it's done.
Bombed the shit out of that machine until I got some good familiars and damage-dealing orbitals, got a box of friends to double them all and a holy mantle. And one of my bombs dropped a Chaos Card, which I used on Ultra Greed. Nothing stood a chance.
>>121378745
god damn, that's the perfect lost greed run
>CLEAR BASEMENT 2
>BRIM WHORE
>CAVES 1
>EMPEROR
>STAIN
>DIE
>ALT F4
>ACCIDENTALLY ALT F5 INSTEAD, WASTING TIME
>BY THE TIME I ALT F4 THE DEATH NOTE COMES UP
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
>>121363073
God I did that yesterday with Judas, I never fucking remember how Chaos Card works. At least I still manages to beat Hush.
>>121378692
If you get it going you will have plenty of golden chests
>>121378868
Just press Esc you retard. You're so shit you can't even cheat correctly, holy fuck.
>today's daily
>cursed eye shows up twice
>>121361557
>Accidentally close my Lost run with Tech X maxed out on sheol while trying to close another window
>get tractor beam, chocolate milk, stop watch, and there's options on first floor as lost via black market
>desperately searching for guppy or mantle; want to kill mega stan
>get restock at some point, blank card and jera, chaos
>farming fucking everything for money and blank card charges, basically unstoppable
>sprint headfirst into a blood bank
i think i've played enough today.
>>121379094
Force closing your window just TPs you back to the start of the floor, doesnt it?
>>121371521
Look faggot, it's based off of retro games and those aren't padded out and long as fuck. The difficulty is there, it's just wasting time chip-damage by the Womb isn't fun
Isaac is more than press a button and everything dies, but when majority of the fucking items or characters are nerfed to no longer be fun, then there's no real reason to play or pick them up
It's all risk and no reward
>>121379094
So just continue it? What's the big deal?
>>121379230
Yeah it does.
What I'm starting to do now is every time I clear a room, I Esc back to main menu, then Continue, so it saves the spawn.
>>121379168
If it wasn't that it would have been a red poop, don't sweat it.
>>121378834
Tedious farming coins out of those bombs, but fuck it. Now I never have to touch that shit with Lost again.
It was the only thing holding me back from installing the patch. Guess I can dive into these nerfs now.
How's it feel being keked by steam buyfriends? Still haven't updated my game.
>>121379471
Don't really care desu, never liked Azazel and Lilith is still good when she needs to be.
>>121379471
Shit bro, it's so hard to stay in offline mode, my brain hurts.
fuck eve's mascara
>>121379168
Whenever you get restock, try to get sack head asap. It's basically free mega satan after you have get out of jail free card unlocked.
I'm doing the Daily right now, and my Boss Rush has no exit.
Hello?
>>121378482
>Not Tears turn into bones
You fucked up, Senpai
>>121379471
Implying anyone who caught wind of the nerfs and didn't want them didn't already shut off automatic updates for the game.
>>121379734
dont be such a glutton next time rawfag ;)
>>121379734
ok I just had to quit a fucking awesome run and get 10k place because my fucking boss rush just didn't have an exit
thanks edmund
>>121379809
I totally meant to write "blue bones".
>>121379902
Well everybody else got the same awesome run.
>>121380019
Yeah, one guy had it so awesome he beat the whole thing in one second.
>>121379471
>Taking pride in having 1/4th of the new items being unobtainable due to a bug
okay then
why
the actual fuck
is azazel so goddamn bad
>>121380223
>taking pride in paying a nigger to gate content from you
Fuck, I wanted to unlock Lazarus greed mode but I killed myself for Dark Judas
>>121380245
1/10
Are you even trying
>>121380284
I just play the game
In 1.0 1/4th of the new items are unobtainable so I have zero clue why anyone would willingly play it unless they were a pirate whose russian repack can't update to 1.1
Do you only play Azazel 24/7?
>Doing speed challenge
>Debating how im gonna do this shit in 15 minutes with shit drops
>Get to Caves 1
>Three Dollar Bill, not too shabby
>Caves 2
>Have enough money for the shop and it wasnt out the way so I enter it
>Motherfucking Stopwatch
>Everything now slowed the fuck down
>Item room has montros lung
>End up beating the challenge with 4 minutes to spare
Stopwatch my savior
>>121378272
Well in greed mode atleast, because it's easy to get batteries from the store, you can just not pick up any of the coins then use it, you'll probably get a few chests which will increase the number of items, get 5 coins to buy a new battery and keep repeating.
Eventually you'll start to snowball and you'll have a golden key letting you get free chest unlocks, a shit load of 2 of diamond cards, 99 coins, 99 keys, 99 bombs etc. etc.
>>121380559
>Stopwatch in Speed!
Literally cheater-tier.
>>121377882
>implying secret like that would not be bugged
>implying you don't have to kill The Conquest in Womb 5 minutes before daily changes
>implying you don't have to drop stud finder so hush gapers pick it up
>implying
>>121380675
That challenge is cheater tier.
>>121380346
12 second to kill mobs
are you fucking kidding?
>>121380346
He had all his stats halved last patch
so when you just start playing Isaac you won't be getting all the nice items because you have to unlock them first right
>>121380675
I ended up with the Mind near the end as well, so I ended up taking the shortest paths and bombing all the doors
>>121364941
Hey anon that looks kind of fun, what items are you using to do that specifically?
>>121380902
There are plenty of great items unlocked by default.
>>121380931
Cursed Eye, Bob's Brain, and Dunce Cap
>tfw you only get good RNG on easy challenges
>>121380675
Stopwatch is basically a run-winner no matter what you're doing so who even cares
>>121381032
Good, we'll put them in all the item pools so you can get them more often
>Watch NL get awesome combo for the millionth time
>Ok lets play
>Trash item after trash item
who is best girl?
>>121366502
They're Bob's Brain and Cursed Eye. Have fun.
>>121381313
maggy
>>121381313
defintely not ur mum
>>121380931
20/20, Rubber Cement, Proptosis
>>121381096
Does Stop Watch and Night Light stack?
>>121381096
>get stopwatch
>go to the dark room
>three of the adversary in one room
>three homing lasers at once, all from different directions
>thanks stopwatch
Epic.
>>121381313
Eve makes my child's heart go desu desu.
>>121381313
WoB Eve
>>121381313
Not Lilith. She's a whore and takes it up the ass daily.
>tfw my character with the lowest completion besides the lost is Maggy
She just isn't fun. At all. She's so fucking slow and so fucking weak that I never want to play her.
>>121381367
Whore
>>121381542
Mostly pure
>>121381621
Whore
>>121381656
Baby Factory
>>121381313
Lilith also has a Box of Friend so she can take part in massive gangbangs.
>>121381656
The sole reason for her items existence is to take more dicks at once,
I want to hack edmunds bank account, foreclose his house and force feed him steaks for the rest of his life
fucking speed
>>121381656
Was that supposed to be a negative point anon.
>Patch 4
>Gnawed leaf no longer protects you from explosions, lasers, ground stomps, or Ultra Greed's Midas Touch (Read below)
>Ultra Greed given a new Midas Touch ability, if he touches you, you turn to gold and die instantly
>Azazel's flight has been removed. In the last patch he was bugged and we accidentally left it on. We apologize for our error.
>Azazel's short-range Brimstone has been removed. He now starts with a Cursed Eye instead.
>Box of Friends charge has been changed once more to a 6 room charge.
>Holy Mantle moved to Angel Room pool only
>Isaac's starting D6 has been removed. He now starts with Mom's Pad
>Isaac's chance to find Mom items increased drastically.
>The Lost will now be killed upon obtaining the Dead Cat
>Guppy transformation's fly spawning has been reduced to 1/12th chance per tear hit, no longer has flight
>>121382112
gitthe stopwatch
Who's the WORST Isaac streamer/youtube fag?
>>121382192
Kek.
>reach it lives without a single damage / tears / etc upgrade
>shooting stupid fucking basic tears at the boss until it finally dies
>vow to always restart if the first floor doesn't have a damage upgrade
>11 restarts and counting
>>121382320
Northernlion of course.Just kidding, he's the most lovable guy in the universe.
Is there porn of this game?
>>121382320
Diabetech the jew
Ah, chocolate knife. A blast from the past.
Also, does Isaac's Heart also multiply from use of Box of Friends?
>>121382284
Mods delete this before Eggmound KikeMillion sees it
>>121382493
No anon, no one has ever made porn of this game in any way, shape or form. Ever
>>121382493
No, they're toddlers you sick fuck
>>121382493
No.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TBoIRule34/
>>121368829
You can't get fucked by Curse of the Blind, idiot, you just have to not take items.
>>121378279
>zero damage upgrades
Every time.
The time has come for emud to remove the damage stat completely or buff starting damage.
>>121381703
She's actually the character with the highest skill ceiling, you're meant to endure the first two levels then steamroll the rest of the game with Satan deals.
>>121382658
I meant of Isaacs mom
this is pretty neat
>>121382696
retard
>>121382827
>Faggots posting this shit with no seeds
>>121382493
No there's no porn of Little Horn using his hole attack to bring characters to his rape lair where he keeps throwing holes at them until their low health so he can fuck them to death
Nope.
Not at all
Do 2 Lump of Coals stack?
>>121382989
LITTLE
HORN
IS
NOT
FOR
LEWD
>>121382956
just for you <3
got brim after rerolling the first deal iirc
https://twitter.com/eur0pa_/status/662332653174185984
>>121380898
thank you, actually helpful anon
there's no reason why the donation machine should jam
if you bring 99 coins to the machine, you deserve to put 99 coins in
This is not the first time.
>>121383271
Edmould said it was an accident and that it will be fixed and only his charge time will be increased.
>>121383279
nah you have to slow down pardner
>>121383260
That's retarded.
>>121382493
Don't be ridiculous.
>get seraphim
>DEM TINY WINGS
>DAT FLUTTER
>THAT TINY SCARF
>ANGEL
OH MY GOSH THAT KAWAII
>>121383279
Easy there, boyo! You wouldn't want to choke shoving all of that succulent, juicy steak in your maw all at once, would you?
no one tell edmund how good succubus is
it's like the best familiar in the game
>>121383716
What's so good about it?
All it gave me was a Peeper with an aura that did nothing.
Incubus is far better.
>>121383463
That's the truth though.
>>121361352
>Azazel nerf
Oh, so that's why it felt so fucking weird playing him.
How many good items are there in the Angel/Devil Room pools? They kinda seem like a lot of work for not that much chance of a good reward.
The only good items in the Angel Room if you get a item at all are the godhead, mind, and sacred heart. In the Devil Room the knife is the only thing that can stand by itself with no damage ups. Brimstone drops off fast later in the game without other stuff. Other than death's touch, Abaddon, and maybe the maw you have guppy pieces which are mostly not good by themselves and some decent damage ups.
Thanks to my second floor Devil Room being complete dogshit, it's time to play "which garbage Angel Room will I get?".
I'm guessing it'll be six coins. Time to check it out!
any saves with all characters completed and all challenges done?
>Enter Boss Room as Lilith
>Use Box of Friend
>Get teleported
WatCan anyone explain this shit to me?
>>121383845
>Aura that did nothingIt's a damage boost to everything you do within the aura, and may or may not boost your faimiliars' damage as well
>>121384257
Did you pick up Broken Remote trinket?
>>121384257
broken remote
drop that shit
>>121383172
Thanks m8
>>121384130
Oh, fucking darn. It was three soul hearts! Guess I'll play again when the next Angel Room inevitably shows up.
>>121383845
>>121384281
It also damages enemies inside of the aura. It's by far one of, if not the best familiar in the game.
>>121384257
Get rid of that fucking Broken Remote.
>>121384075
For devil rooms, spirit of the night and dark bum are my personal favorites, angel rooms got the holy waferwhich I've been finding in regular item rooms without chaossacred heart and trinity shield
On greed do you guys always do the devil room and spike room each floor?
>>121384618
Devil Deal is a must, and I only do Curse Rooms if I have lots of extra hearts since they're almost always complete garbage.
>>121384618
>Curse Room
Almost never, they're shit now.
>Devil Room
Every now and then.
>>121373185
>>121373949
Curse of the tower is fun with a lot of the bomb multipliers.
I got it with homing bombs and splash bombs. Mama Gurdy got royally fucked.
>>121384075
There are a few utility items in the devil pool too, e.g., Dark Bum, the Contract. And the Guppy pieces are almost always good pickups because of how good the transformation is.
>>121384698
See I do every devil room and they are shit like 70% of the time, I hate it.
>>121384735
>decide to do devil deal
>boss is pin
>>121385097
I get Larry Jr a lot, it's great.
daily reminder there is no new "final boss"
:)
>Treasure Rooms have an even bigger chance to be shit if they happen to cost a Bomb, Health or some other resource, especially in ??? and Judas' Cases
>Shops are still decent if you have money
>Curse Rooms are garbage now
>Sacrifice Rooms are still useless
>Libraries are still too rare to be useful
>Arcades are still useless because they love to show up once Shops stop existing
>Challenge Rooms are even more useless like Curse Rooms thanks to bullshit like "4 KEYS AND 2 BOMBS TO OPEN 4 GOLDEN CHESTS"
>Secret Rooms are even less likely to be worthwhile
>Super Secret Rooms still range between Amazing and Useless
>Devil Rooms can be especially shit and you have to worry about Krampus in a small room
>Angel Rooms are even more pointless
>all the others are either unaffected or too rare to bother mentioning
>>121385097
>decide to do devil deal
>boss is Pink Champion Haunt
I'm at the point where I can do the Ultra Greed boss over and over and put in coins every time. However, I'm at 163 coins and it only allows one before it jams. Fuck this achievement.
>>121385393
-> >>121383260
What achievement btw?
>>121385393
Get the hourglass that rewinds time and a overpowered build. Kill greed, insert coin, pop hourglass, repeat. Fuck Edmund.
>take Lilith
>take Guillotine
>abuse box
Now she has several heads to serve us all. Isn't she great?
>>121385334
>>Sacrifice Rooms are still useless
Didn't Smegmund say he would do something with them?
>>121385578
That's what I'm doing. Running straight into him because Midas Touch wrecks him then repeating once dead. Over and over. One coin per kill is going to take forever though.
Has Az become shit now? Or is he just a lot worse than the godlike being I remember him as?
Uhhh. What?
I picked up little steven and it gave me dunce cap effect? What's gone on here?
>>121385765
Tumor transformation. Enjoy.
>>121385680
Lilith is my abuse box
>>121385707
Yes, but remember, eat that steak as slowly as possible and start living!
>>121385765
Pick up 3 Baby Familiars (Brother Bobby, Sister Maggy, etc) and you get that Transformation.
>>121385765
too many familiars, you just got fucked by a transformation
>>121385847
>>121385873
>>121385918
For fucking real? You pick up shitty-ass familiars and you get fucked over even further?
For what purpose?
>>121385873
>fighting ultra greed
>i just need coins really
>he kills a shop keeper and it drops a dime and a nickel
>HOLY SHIT MAN
>he fucking bum rushes it and takes them both
>fucking beat the shit out of him and deposit my sad 13 coins
>>121385963
>For what purpose?
Steak.
>>121385720
They intended to nerf him a little bit in the latest patch but they accidentally the whole thing. He will be back to normal next patch expect an increased charge time, or at least that's what I gathered.
>>121385241
There's already two, Hush and Ultra Greed
That's about in-line with the previous games (Rebirth: Lamb, Super Lucifer, WotL: Isaac, ???)
I think the issue most people have is that there are no new levels
>>121386008
Whoops, Didnt mean to reply to ya buddy.
>>121385963
It's fun. Aren't you having fun?
>>121386160
Those are not "final" bosses.
Why the fuck can I not beat greed with Cain. What the fuck.
>>121386612
ur shit lol
The godhead is kinda disappointing for what you have to do to get it. Seems like you are always better going devil rooms.
I'm I missing something about the cthulhu transformation? It doesn't seem to do anything but give you flight.
>>121386347
>Both give endings
I beg to differ, son
>>121381313
Eve and forever
Yes this is real. Wish me luck
>>121386692
Gives you 2 black hearts and some other on hit shit that doesn't actually matter
>>121382989
I want to break Little horn's tiny little demon asshole and turn it into a Vagina.
>>121386693
well moms heart and it lives also give endings yet they are not final bosses
>>121385963
It's even worse because it's a transformation, so if you reroll your run enough times with dice rooms / the D4/D100 you're liable to get stuck with that shit.
>>121386692
Every angel room is disappointing by those standards. But if I get godhead at caves 1 after fighting krampus, I'm surely not disappointed.
In breaking runs I skip it because it crashes so easily.
>>121386940
You know they were the final bosses back in Vanilla, right? Before the Halloween Update?
>>121383279
People can easily cheese it to put 999 coins in it.
>>121386937
little horn isnt for lewds you little shit how many times do i gotta say it
Greed runs arefun
>>121386807
you might wanna get a mammogram
>>121386807
Rerolls stay the same even if you AltF4
This is what my next reroll will get me.
Yeah time to ditch D4.
>>121387109
>average MUGEN Character.webm
>>121386693
So?
>>121387109
I like how streamers have started trying to cover themselves with epilepsy warnings in Afterbirth.
comepleted save file pls...
>>121387354
Slow the FUCK down
>>121386940
Ultra greed is a final bosh, Hush is more like an optional or secret boss.
>>121387109
>can't kill ultragreed in one shot
Giganiggagreed sucks.
>>121387062
you could make the same argument for any boss being the final one before some update, however you seem to forget that wotl had endings for isaac even though there was a different ending for blue baby in the chest. how do you really know ultra greed and hush are the final bosses?
>>121387393
>Ultra greed is a final boss
That's like a sideline, not main game though.
>>121387354
slow down friend :^)
>>121382689
>You can't get fucked by Curse of the Blind, idiot, you just have to not take items.
Last run I had was Curse of the Blind on five floors. In a row. It was fucking ridiculous.
>>121383428
thing is, pretty much everything, from vanilla, hinges on your azazel play-ability. so.
right now game is unplayable, for me.
>tfw first time I beat Mom as the Lost
FATE CHOSEN
LET'S DO THIS
>>121387519
Because you need to unlock the new Final Bosses each expansion
You don't just start off with Satan/Isaac, ???, Lamb, Ultra Beezlebub, or even It Lives unlocked
First Final Boss is Mom, then Heart, then It Lives, then Satan/Isaac, ???/Lamb, then finally Super Lucifer. Greed Mode's a special case and Hush's unlock is broken but they net endings just like the previously mentioned
Besides, how do you go further than Mega Satan?
RIP Oysterizer
>>121387621
>>121387391
Just let me have my steak...
>>121387776
You can do it, Anon!
>>121387701
I've literally never gotten bad stuff from curse of the blind
>>121387393
Hush is a final boss, since the game ends after you beat him.
>>121388093
But it doesn't.
>>121388093
Credits roll every final boss you dingus
>tfw none of those wild rumors were true
Why couldn't you make a cool secret Edmund?
>>121388254
Except it does.
It was/is bugged so that you get a trapdoor/beam of light instead of a chest.
Ending 17 is the Hush ending.
>>121388254
>>121388273
>Hasn't seen the new patch's 'way' of giving you the ending
baka senpai
whats the point of daily runs?
>>121388404
fun
HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL GOING?!
I'M LITERALLY DOING ONLY
>ESC
>EXIT GAME
>CONTINUE
>ALT F4 ASAP WHEN DEATH HAPPENS
>RELAUNCH REBIRTH
>CONTINUE
THAT'S IT
IT'S SAVESCUMMING, BUT IT'S NECESSARY
AND THIS FUCKING SCARRED WOMB MUSIC IS SO INTENSEThe upcoming boss is Conquest
>>121388331
Cause of
>muh boogeyman dataminers
>>121388372
You get the ending the first time, every fight after that you can go to sheol/cathedral again
>>121388395
>tfw never skipped going in the chest to I AM ERROR
>I can never get #17
>>121388331
Your expectations are a bug that will be patched.
>>121388449
That works with the lost?
>>121388449
Just pray that you don't get a Bloat anywhere in that run.
>>121387297
>Not realizing that 'strobe lights cause epilepsy' is a myth
Why even has a warning if you aren't even going to do the research to see if it would actually affect anyone.
They may as well put a warning up for cancer as well because that has nothing to do with anything.
Does Brimstone even exist anymore?
post yfw plebbits are sucking Ed's dick and defending his bullshit everywhere
>>121388735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photosensitive_epilepsy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
THANK GOD FOR ALT F4 EXPLOIT
DO I HUSH NOW?
>>121385384
>Have a shitton of red hearts but no soul hearts
>Go a whole floor without taking damage anyways
>Champion Bloat
>>121388943
If you are savescumming it then might as well.
Why doesn't the Tumor transformation let you still shoot forward in addition to the diagonal shots? It's not like Isaac loses his actual eyes. It'd be useful then, none of the other transformations actively fuck you over.
Does Edmund read twitter?
Serpents kiss is OP and I think he should know
What are the worst non final bosses in the game?
LET'S GO
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>121389251
>create lilith
>any item removes her hair
I WANT TO EAT MY FUCKING STEAK IN ONE BITE
>>121389501
hands down, bloat is the worst, he'll never be tweaked though
>>121389610
>sells you a steak
>gives a fuck how you eat it
Who does this in the real world
>>121389620
The one thing in this game that needed a nerf, and Egg decided to nerf main characters one year after release
Hush and Greed sure are great! I love spending 2 hours killing a single boss
>>121389393
had to savescum twice now. the first try I got him to below half health but died to his fly swarm, need to keep my distance next time
Should I use my Devil card on his 2nd form? Or save it for Isaac/???
Is the best new passive Car Battery or Car Battery?
>>121390104
isaac is a lot easier than the hush imo. if i were you i'd use the card now
>>121390106
chaos
>>121390106
Sack Head
>hush
>final boss
>shortens the game by beating him
he's not a final boss, he's a shortcut boss.
>>121390348
Will do, here goes.
>>121389251
Some of these bosses aren't difficult at all, they are just annoying or badly designed.
Scolex.
Bloat.
Larry and the flying *not*Larry.
Chad.
The new skeleton polycephalus because this one can and will try to pop under you. Normally it's not a big deal but they become a problem when 2 of them spawn in L shapded rooms.
Daddy/Triachnid (RNG attacks)
Satan. This boss is shit and terribly designed. His phase 1 is just a Fallen+2 of those explosive EEEC things. Phase 3 is just an easier mom. At least his phase 2 is more interesting in rebirth but he's still a shit boss and he should be reworked.
what kinda boss room you want lad
>>121390816
Is it just me or did Ed buff Pestilence? It seems like his lob shots are a lot faster and have weird arcs now
Well that didn't go too badly. Probably helped I cheesed the first form by only using bombs so Hush himself didn't take fucking twenty minutes to kill.
Off to maybe find a GOJF Card or hopefully Dad's Key on Chest for Mega Satan.
>>121390816
Earlier in this run I had that same layout except with War. Now that his second form is sped up it was nearly impossible not to take damage.
>>121390362
>watching eggman play greed mode
>says chaos is great for greed mode
I feel like I should cringe, but I honestly don't even know if he is wrong.
>>121390362
>breakfast
No, it's shit.
>>121390381
Decent, but item oversupply invalidates it later on.
So Sacred Heart makes technology blue, and Stigmata is back in the angel room pool.
>BRAINS! challange
FASFIHBRBDNJLFGNDUHTDJCFGNÉKGNLK LVMÉVBNM,V,MNLV,NM ,VBMN,KDJJUFGBFBDFBNCNBGCVVVVVVVVBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
>>121390997
I like it better outside of greed mode, you could find angel or devil room items in regular item rooms or in a shop, mixes things up for me which I like
>Going for the first devil deal
>Its fucking double Rag Man
>>121390062
Mega Satan takes longer than OG Greed.
So far, still have not beaten Hush. Using Devil Card on his 2nd phase instead of 1st DOES make you do more damage. So the idea that the 2nd form exists to test your damage, and scale accordingly is right.
My deaths up to now have all been due to two things:
1) When I aim the ipecac wiz shots at him, I accidentally run into the 2nd wiz shot sometimes
2) HIS FUCKING WAVES OF FLIES
Didn't notice if killing them spawns spiders with Infestation 2 or not
>>121390997
It's like leaving the entire game up to RNG if you take Chaos. You fuck yourself on DD because if items do spawn they might be non-Devil Room items, Angel Rooms have the chance of having non-Angel Room items and Item Rooms might have shitty Boss Room/Shop items, but the fact that Shops and that Silver Item Room can get godlike items is the kicker.
>>121391192
See how it takes ten minutes to kill them? That's how you're supposed to chew your steak.
>>121391401
The game already is RNG, chaos just makes it a bit more random
>>121391401
But Greed Mode is already Chaos, so wouldn't taking in greed mode be completely pointless?
>>121391192
Demon Mummy is so cool but so not fun.
Eve = whore, it's literally in the item name
Lilith = used goods, constantly spitting out babies
Maggy = pure cutie
>Devil room has Evil Hearts
>Angel Room has Soul Hearts
>Only damage boost I've gotten so far was a fucking Cat o' Nine Tails on the third floor
I swear this challenge isn't even fucking hard but it's the only one out of the original set I still haven't been able to beat
>>121391682
maggy is fat
>>121390552
>Hollow
>annoying
Most chill boss in existence.
>Broken stop watch speeds up Monstro II so much his bullets delay from his animations.
EDMUNNNNNDDDD!
It was a good Eden run as well.
>>121385097
>boss is double Stan
>>121391682
>forgetting the cutest of all
>>121391808
>maggy is fat in all the right places
Fixed.
>>121391761
Bait them into your bombs with strange attractor?
>>121391682
>maggy
>the whore who had SEVEN DEMONS inside her at one point
>pure
anon pls.
>>121391682
Do you even know who the fuck was Magdalene in the Bible?
>>121391940
Book of Shadows has been doing most of the work, and my damage is shit still but my fire rate has gotten pretty high
I swear to fucking god though Edmund
>>121392101
Aren't all women in the bible labeled as whores or sluts?
>finally have a good lost run going, find plenty of damage up items
>find a joker card, decide to get the devil room buffs
>it's a two black heart devil room
>a devil baby spawns behind the statue
>i spawn behind the statue
>die instantly
Ebin, emud.
Simply ebin.
>>121391761
Which one?
>>121392308
On my end, I got an idea
If Hush Phase 1 is to test your damage for scaling, then I'm just gonna have Lil Haunt do all the work and hang back until 2nd Main phase starts, here's to hoping
>>121392386
Doing it part-time or as a hobby is different than doing it as an actual profession.
>>121392436
Wakka Wakka, I have no idea why but I tried it at least a dozen times before today and got wrecked constantly. Book of Shadows made every boss a joke though.
>>121392436
Waka Waka prob.
>>121392528
>Having sex with loads of people is a hobby.
>>121392386
She was literally a prostitute before Jesus came about.
>>121392710
Waiting for your husband to come home gets boring quickly.
>>121388449
>scumming like a little babby
take your lumps like a man, you filthy casual
Take or keep?
I'm still on the first floor.
>>121393510
roll
>>121393510
leave or roll
>>121393510
You generally shouldn't take Tammy's Head unless you're Azazel or have Brim, or perhaps some other new OP synergies that released in Afterbirth.
>>121393510
Roll, are you stupid?
The Greed machine now goes over 109
am I slowpoking or did I discovered a new ebin secret?
>>121393395
you cant compete with how dogshit i am at this game.
>>121393587
>>121393614
Rerolled it to Lil' Gurdy.
Time for a new run, I guess.
What are some game breaking combos?
The only one I found so far is restock, chaos, IV bag, maybe the habit/D6 and a shop. You get infinite money thanks to IV bag + buying hearts and chaos lets you go through all the pools which can be rerolled with D6.
>people hate the cursed eye
Must suck to be that bad :/
>>121393847
What? Lil Gurdy is based.
>>121393663
>Tammy's Head + Mom's Knife
shit
>Tammy's Head + Mom's Knife + Continuum
actually pretty good
Afterbirth synergies are nice, yeah
I just became fucking invincible and beat mega satan twenty times in a single run! How? Just play this seed right there AG6Y DMEL also you might want to play it as Cain
>>121393847
>wimping out because he didn't break the game on the first floor
Autists like you are the problem. Firemind and little gurdy are perfectly acceptable items.
>>121387109
>Hiroshima.webm
I'M GETTING CLOSE
Consistently bringing Hush's health down to half and below now.
It's all about patterns.
Eventually he starts spawning flies and globins, but killing them gets me spiders cuz Infestation 2 (no hive mind).
I got him to about a quarter one of my tries, but he pulled that "lightning beams that track you" shit that killed me, how exactly do you avoid that?
>>121393847
>restarting that early
>when you have TWO good items
Restarts are literally only acceptable as the Lost and on challenges.
>>121393847
>restarting a run as any character besides the lost
go back to candy crush
>>121393763
Codegeassslowpoke.jpg
>>121393847
Why? Burning Tears aren't bad as long as you don't point-blank enemies because explosions and Lil' Gurdy is useful in some situations.
>>121394127
If you're at below base speed, you're probably fucked. Otherwise you just gotta run and stay away from the red tears he spews.
I must be doing my due diligence because holy fuck I have not had this good of a run in a long while.
>>121394127
>losing to hush
>getting hit by the lightning beams
Literally get good. Just keep moving away from it until it goes away, are you retarded?
So what items do you guys not roll on?
>>121387109
>2hu uses her bomb for the first time
gib tips
>>121394074
>willingly taking RNG dick up the shitter
I'm doing a mega satan and/or hush run, I need as many dmg ups as I can get.
>>121394127
Sometimes low speed will fuck you over on that attack and there's jack shit you can do. He doesn't do it every fight though, so you'll be fine eventually.
Did anyone else get stuck inside Boss Rush on today's daily run?
>>121394273
items that work well with the items i already have, or items that are just good in general
what kind of question is that? there are like 400 items in the game lol
>>121394127
You...uuuh...move away?
>lost run
>get gurdy
>>121394304
>prioritize shops
>get red candle, blue candle, or stopwatch
That should just about do it for every one of those no shooting challenges.
>>121394331
>I will literally only play the game if the items I get on the first floor guarantee me a victory
What is the fucking point of playing? Jesus Christ.
Get. Fucking. Good.
>>121394304
Get lucky. I only beat Brains! because I got a combo only a braindead retard could lose with.
Not pictured: A Stop Watch and a couple other retard-friendly pickups.
>>121394523
Gurdy Jr. is a fucking nightmare if you don't have above average damage.
>>121394523
gurdy is literally the easiest boss in the game. when you see him retreat inside himself to shoot you, you move 90 degrees around him.
>>121394523
Gurdy's easy as fuck, though.
>krampus can rotate his brimstone beams
>>121394331
Maybe if you kept going pentagram and sacred heart would've showed up, gotta take a chance
>>121394247
>>121394398
Speed stat is 1.35 according to MissingHud. Got regular Lost flight plus Fate's flight, so that helps.
>>121394270
>>121394484
OK got it thanks.
Starting to get used to his flies, literally free spiders for me. The globins I'll have to adjust to, he spawns a lot of em at once.
Hush's bullet attacks have safezones, I know, but I'm just ignoring all the safezones unless his bullet patterns get too dense. I have 3 pretty fly orbitals going, which just lets me ignore all his shit and spam my Ipecac wiz shots. Which I have to be careful with, or I run into them and die. Only a little bit more to go to git gud enough.
>>121394582
>If you don't play the game the way I do you're playing it wrong!
>>121394735
>but only 20% of the time
>>121364291
Here buddy
https://e621.net/post/show/219224/-3-ambiguous_gender-arthropod-blush-charger-chub-d
>>121394735
Never let him get near the bottom of the room, or else you're almost guaranteed to take damage if he rotates.
>>121394878
Just saying, what is the point of playing?
If you are just going to hold r until you get what you want each run, why not just cheat it in?
Why bother playing at all?
>>121394331
>>121394878
Reminder not to reply to obvious b8
>>121394673
>The version of Gurdy Jr. where there's two of them
>pink Haunt
What the FUCK
>>121394673
Stay horizontal to him, it makes dodging so much easier.
>>121395201
Free soul heart
>remember tracking the shells guy in the original BoI when it came out
>did shit so just picked the middle every time
>try picking the middle every time in this game
>nothing.jpg
>start tracking it
>get it right 80% of the time
Okay that was a really small sample size (see: 10)
What happened
Was I just lucky
Did they change it
Confused af
Fuck RNG
>tfw Black Powder saved my Blue Bomber run
Holy shit, I've gotten most of the annoying challenges done. All that's left is Have a Heart, Brains and Pride Day
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>121395201
Well at least that one is a guaranteed Soul Heart drop.
>>121395313
>him
Gurdys are all qt grills.
>>121395319
You got lucky. It doesn't matter which one you pick.
>>121387109
>hotline miami 3 main menu
>retro vision
Rest of content yet?
Blue Womb fix yet?
>>121395385
Congratulations.
>>121391808
>Thunder Thighs, Lard Maggy
unf
>>121393941
It's notfun
Should I even bother trying to beat BEANS?
its the last challenge I have to do and it is sooo fucking bad
Keeper when?
Abraham when?
>fighting the haunt
>kill the first lil' haunt
>boss music ends
>>121395630
>Rest of content yet?
Yes
>Blue Womb fix yet?
Fixed in some ways and broken in others. Some people are still getting crashes, and Ending 17 is still unobtainable for a few people that crashed/didn't get in the chest in their first kill.
>>121389232
please dont let him know
>>121395571
>mfw I found out it carries over to later floors
What in the flying fuck was Eggy thinking with that pill effect?
>>121395796
You get the Burnt Penny trinket, which sometimes drops bombs (read: troll bombs and homing troll bombs, too) when you pick up coins. Up to you. It's a fucking nightmare to beat.
>>121395796
Bomb through every room you can, and get a candle.
>Greed Donation Machine jams
>No exit chest spawns
Amazing Edmund.
Where the fuck are the new levels
>>121396109
It's prob behind the statue.
>>121394735
>Walk up into boss fight
>It's a narrow room
>It fires brimstone which rotates
>Literally no way of dodging it possible, you can't run fast enough even at max speed
I would've been pretty fucking upset if I was playing The Lost on this run, because that was some bullshit.
>>121396109
The Chest should be behind Ultra Greed
>if you alt+f4 after starting the fight in boss rush and then re-open the game the boss rush will end immediately giving you the extra item FOR FREE
>>121396063
Retro Vision is on a timer like Wizard. Just wait it out. Burnt Penny is also a top-tier trinket.
>>121396202
what the heck man you havent even finished your quarter of a steak yet and you already ask for more?
If the items were missing because of a bug and not a time gate...
WHY ARE THERE STILL MISSING ITEMS
>>121396601
TROLLED.
*le edmund face*
Fuck this game, godhead didn't unlock, why did I waste my night doing this stupid meme shit.
>>121361352
>/big/
Fuck off with this shit /boig/ was established
>>121396601
danielle is a bit lazy lately she takes forever to playtest stuff
>>121396769
Have you tried Alt+F2?
>>121396769
LOOK BUTTARD, JUST WAIT FOR THE BLOG
>>121396769
They changed it in Afterbirth.
Now you need to beat Mega Satan AND Hush, and maybe Ultra Greed too. Essentially:
100% with the Lost for Godhead now. Then never play him again.
>>121383260
eur0pa is an edmund sympathizer, don't trust anything he says as he's on the "lie to keep the secret alive" camp
>>121396769
You need ALL post-its for Lost to unlock Godhead in Afterbirth
Meaning Mega Stan, Ultra Greed and Hush too
>>121396328
Good to know. Luckily I seem to either avoid fairly often or it's just a rare effect.
Hush with Eden down; should have gone for Angel Rooms since this build would turn Mega Satan into butter.
>>121397137
>>121397234
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>121397234
>>121397137
NO, NO, NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Apparently Midas Touch breaks the damage resistance on Hush and Ultra Greed.
Holy Mantle + Midas Touch the dream for Lost?
>Blue Baby run
>Try for Mega Satan
>Have to run Angel Rooms
>First Item Proptosis
>Find Blank Card
>Find Hierophant Card
>Find Bloody Rage
>Find Crown of Light
>Crown of Light always works on Blue Baby
>tfw can't die
>tfw batshit insane damage
Holy shit this item is fucking great.
>>121397538
More like Algiz/Book of Shadows + Midas Touch, with Holy Mantle alone you'd die in a second.
If they nerf the great items, why not buff the garbage ones? There are so many filler items it's become ridiculous at this point.
Should've shaved
Moving my lips hurt
Did they buff Technology 1?
Or has it always been this amazing
>no edmund, i dont think speed! is a difficult enough challenge
>>121398437
It's a visual bug
Never noticed before that Lilith visibly becomes more pregnant the closer she gets to activating Cambion Conception
>>121398618
gross andlewd
Anyone know the item is called that looks like four colored squares arranged in almost a cross? Grey, yellow, red, cyan.
>>121398815
GB Bug. It's shit.
How good is the D12?
>>121398925
It's also a slower D20.
>>121398235
>Ed
>buffing anything
>>121399020
Go to the bar and ask the guys wrong
Around
Any tips on beating Cat Got Your Tongue challenge? The hairball is unwieldy and weak as fuck.
>>121398004
because edmunds idea of good game design is being an epic troll
>>121399020
One of the worst most pointless items in the game
>>121398618Side view if you can, plz
>>121399194
Spin around in small circles.
Otherwise just get lucky on random items.
Maybe we're all wrong
Maybe ed is a good person and it was actually a bug
Did anyone else's progress get fucked up after this recent update?
>>121399498
Doesn't excuse him from acting like a twat and showing zero professionalism
>get good item at start of Speed! challenge
>first floor ragman
>>121399498
how do you miss a bug that locks out most of the content
>still no promised android port
What do I do in bed
>>121399758
shut up mobile retard go play angry birds
>>121399426
Doesn't change the side sprites, sorry
>>121399917
>tfw limelight and Bluetooth controller
It's like I can have all the games everywhere
>>121399758
By the new 3DS goyim
I was going to do another Lost run after beating Hush, but I died with Ankh. So now I'm going to go beat Hush with Blue Baby.
But first, boss rush!
4 items, each surrounded by spikes. I got the choice of
>Dead Eye
>Gamekid
>Celtic Cross
>Lucky Foot
Which one should I get?
>>121400015
>sorry
That's not your fault, anon
Does hard mode have less room variants? I feel like I just see the same layouts/encounters each run
>>121399498
If it's just a bug then why are there still missing items
There's no secret, he's just time gating the content AGAIN
>>121398618
It's not on-hit fixed chance?
>>121400375
15 hits each for the first 2, 30 hits each for the next 2, maxes out after 4 familiars
>>121400090
>18k rubles
Not like I need to pay for food and taxes our anything
I'm doing the Pay to Play challenge, and Isaac keeps spawning attack spiders every 20 seconds or so, but I don't think I have an item that causes it
>>121400443
how the fuck do you even get hit that much
>>121400560
what's that trinket?
>>121400236
Please respond.
>>121400560
You have a trinket
Why does Satan seem so welcoming and cozy and the angels so intimidating and cold?
Is this a meme?
>>121400601
Blood bank + Arcade Machine = Free familiars
>>121400703
>>121400742
I thought that made me steal health
Oh wait, I'm a dumbass, I was getting it mixed up with the Leech I think
>>121400560
Your trinket
>>121400734
>>121400236
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
>>121400547
Aren't those, like, four coffees?
>>121400778
>hericide
>>121400236
Dead Eye is fun.
How would you improve Angel and Devil rooms?
>never not have a deal in Devil Rooms, killing Krampus makes one appear
>entering the Angel room grants faith up
>Angel rooms always drop an item when you kill the angel
>>121400778
Satan puts on a smile, the angels have no face
>>121400778
Satan is constantly frowning and the angels have no expression at all. The latter are a bit more ominous but neither are "cozy" at all.
Mysterious Liquid is actually really good at killing Knights.
>>121399020
it's unlocked by playing cain so it's shit
>>121399020
It's alright if you have a lot of bombs.
>There are "human beings" in this general RIGHT NOW that haven't completed all of the challenges, including the new ones.
Back to reddit.
>>121401346
having the angel drop an item would make angel rooms actually decent.
>>121401572
save pls...
>>121401632
sent ;)
>>121401591
Exit
Continue
D6
>>121381446
Yes. I just completed the Brains Challenge with both of them.
>>121401346
I would remove all shitty Angel Rooms, and add new ones that always contain at least one item plus something else, for example:
>1 Item, 3 soul hearts
>1 Item, 2 eternal hearts
>2 Items, but you can only choose 1 of the two.
>>121401727
that's a bug
making it normal would be great.
>>121401412
Evil Eye is kinda decent and the sacks are good if you like exploring.
FUCK YOU EDMUND YOU FAT FUCK
>Angel room item
>Turns curses into blessings
>Blessings give bonuses for floors
>Lets you see everything on a floor as the opposite of curse of the blind
>Increased luck increases chance that curse will become blessing
>red chest in The Chest
>this happens
Very fucking funny, Ed.
>>121401346
>Devil Rooms no longer have enemies in them
>Krampus has more drops, meaning you don't get Lump of Coal every other run
>Angel Rooms are guaranteed to give you an item
>some Angel Rooms give you a choice between two items
>killing Angels guarantees an item if you already have the Angel's key
>Satanic Bible guarantees you'll get a Devil Room instead of an Angel Room
>The Bible guarantees you'll get an Angel Room instead of a Devil Room
>>121401841
What if there was a button in that room, where if you didn't like the item that was there, you could press it and fight against the angel, if you win you get a key piece and the item gets rolled
>>121401403
What
Satan has dank fur
How is that not cozy?
I'd cuddle him
>>121402043
A Lil' Krampus familiar that alternates between triple and quad shot could be pretty cool
>>121401992
He's offering you a memento!
For a price, of course.
>>121402043
I don't think giving Krampus more items fixes the issue of a Basement 2 Krampus fucking you over for not counting as an establishing deal.
>>121400072
>tfw poor connection
god dammit, this would be fantastic if I had higher than 1mb "speed"
>>121401572
Fuck Beans
I'm working on all the other ones, I'll do Beans and Guardian last
Just did the Lost's Greed achievement, Glass Cannon + Multidimensional Baby is great. Now to get that Mega Satan.
>>121402043
The game is already easy enough, why do you want to make it easier
What it needs is variety
How do people get such high scores in the Daily Challenge?
It can't just be from completing the run quickly, right?
>>121402768
cheat engine.exe
>>121402510
> tfw have to worry about not getting stabbed and mugged by gopniks when going outside
>70 mb tho
A мнe нopм
god is there a way to take all these shitty fucking bosses that only have one drop out of the fucking game
i dont want fucking meat cubes. i dont want fucking little chad. and I sure as FUCK dont want your awful horse items
>>121402768
there is literally no reason to do daily challenges
theyre all just more "im edmund mcmullen hmm i wonder what is the most annoying experience i can think of for them to play"
>>121403549
>make the game anything but fun
>expect people to play a gamemode where you should just be able to have fun
Guys, I lost my punching bag.
Where did he go?
>>121403802
Have you checked your anus yet?
Hey, I work at Nicalis, but you guys won't believe me.
We were planning a silly game where you unlocked items by getting 1000 people to donate 999 coins to UltraGreed donation machine.
We discovered a bug with the IV bag 24 hours before release that would have made it all pointless.
Desperate, we locked the machine and items while we fixed the balance of Greed Mode, but after people whined enough we had to put them back in. We didn't put ALL of it back in though. Edmund still wants to keep his silly secret even though this ARG sucks in my opinion. Dataminers know what I'm talking about.
ty based D20
Why is the pokeball teleporting me to a random room? What a useless fucking item
>>121404275
I think I figured it out, he just instant dies from brimstone attacks.
Thanks Edmund.
>>121404369
drop that broken remote man
>>121376896
does this still happen after the patch? I've still never had this happen to me
>>121404547
FUCK
Does Dr Fetus + Death's Touch actually synergize or does Dr Fetus override it?
>>121404360
What the fuck
Was the Greed mode IV bag exploit patched?
I can't find any patch notes anywhere.
I'm not having fun with this game anymore.
At least before the Afterbirth update, I had SOME fun. Now I'm not having any fun at all. All the progress in this update relies on not getting unlucky.
I got so many good runs for the Lost today, and every one of them just fucks up because of some bullshit circumstances.
>>121404360
How much money does it take to get that tumor fuck to evolve again
>>121405060
git gud
>>121403418
Back to >>>/vk/ parasha you go.
>>121405060
That has always been true of Lost, though. You don't play him to have fun.
>>121405060
>play Lost
>have no fun
>be surprised
Pick the second, and none others
How the fuck do you do Brains?
>>121402478
>Krampus can only appear after you've already had one successful Devil Deal where you've traded life
fixed
>>121405701
>If you get greedy, you run the risk of getting krampus
that soundsfun
>Krampus now has a rotating Brimstone beam
That fucker, ended my perfectly good Lost run!
WHERE IS KEEPER
#ENDTHETIMEGATE
>>121406309
woah there, take it slow dude
>>121402595
Guardian is actually a pretty nice challenge if you come out of the mindset to restart every run for a good start. You are so strong that it's just luck when you win it.
Did they remove the god damn blood donation machine in greed
god damn it
>>121406617
They did, but don't worry, small boss rooms are still around for maximum fun :^)
>>121405060
why dont you just use cheat engine to get the lost items? I see no reason to play that horribly designed piece of shit
>>121407051
Self-satisfaction and bragging rights?
>>121406860
Shit sucks, I loved being totally OP and stacking almost every item I can get.
Who gives a shit if it's broken as fuck, I had a lot of fun seeing how god-like I can become.
>>121407051
>I'm bad.
Alright, glad we got that out of the way
>>121407201
I don't think you know what the word bad means, the lost shouldn't exist in a game where you can take guaranteed damage
Guess you're 'bad' for losing the lottery too, doesn't make any sense shitbird
>>121404845
rule of thumb: nothing fucking synergizes unless its shown as a gif on edmunds blog
>>121404845
how would you expect that to synergize?
>>121407634
Exploding scythes maybe? That would've been an interesting synergy, but alas, it's not in the game.
>>121407509
Except for my reflection brimstone
Seriously i cant believe how hard they are trying to make my reflection extremely shit
I challenge you to find a worse room
does flooded cave fuck up the maggie part of the lost unlock?
>>121407856
wow your character hung himself thanks edmund
>Had 70+ coins in that stupid greed donation machine before patch
>patch drops
>add a coin
>wonder if i can just edit the value of the donation machine in cheat engine
>998 coins
>donate
>get the achievement
nice game mcmuffin
Favorite new boss? I really like Lil' Horn, myself. It's a pretty fun fight.
Only 8 new bosses is a bit disappointing. They ddidn't really added much when it comes to champion bosses, either.
>>121408140
Some of the bosses feel misplaced
Why is Rag Man a first floor boss?
>>121408140
Lil horn is my favorite addition, I'm a sucker for the cartoon holes gag,fuck The Stain though
>>121408140
The pink Haunt who fucks my shits up
>>121408339
He's not that hard, honestly. His HP's pretty low.
People said the same thing about Haunt before.
>>121408140
Some of the new champion bosses are really good and creative.
I like Red Poop Dingle, Rubber Cement Haunt, and bullet hell Gate/Maw.
>>121406468
FUCK YOU I'LL SWALLOW ME STEAK WHOLE
>>121408591
slow the fuck down senpai :^)
>trying to do a decent lost run
>keep getting "package for mr lost" items
You couldn't spend 5 minutes weighting the item pool, emud?
>>121408483
The Haunt doesn't constantly spawn 6-hit minions.
Fag Man has no sense being a basement boss.
>>121408360
I kept reading his name as 'The Stan', for some reason.
>>121407287
>guaranteed damage
holy fuck get some skill lmao
>>121407856
any advice for getting to the cathedral as dead baby? i thought i would have an easy time when i got dr. fetus in the basement, but i just ended up fucking myself up with my own bombs getting knocked back into me during the mom fight, they bounced off the back wall
is there an item i should just hold R until i get, like a ludovico on azrael type thing?
>>121409305
devil bum does wonders, or maybegitepic fetus
>>121407842
Don't you know? Shitty items are what make the game fun. -edmund 2015
>>121409305
Dark bum is a godsend for blue baby, since you can recycle those red hearts.
You can only get him through devil deals or being really lucky with Cambion Conception though.
So, now when you kill hush the game just ends early? What the fuck? Or is it just 1st time after update?
>>121409491
>epic fetus
haven't even unlocked that challenge, guess now that i've killed mom's heart 10 times i'd better get to scheol
How did you guys even clear Speed! wtf
>>121409640
You can get dark bum through regular item rooms, rarely.
>>121409883
Restarted until I got Epic Fetus.
>>121399752
Because he didn't develop the game.
This IS Nicalis we're talking about.
Why do you lose 10 points if you give something to a beggar? It's the same for slot machines but really?
>Trying to get to Mom's Heart in 30 minutes with Lilith
>Two rather good runs gone to waste because they were slow as fuck
I fucking hate time limits
>>121408483
Haunt at least doesn't spawn enemies that tank your shit more than the boss does. He's frail as fuck
Rag Man has no place to be in the area where your shots can barely kill spiders in two hits
>>121407792
if you manage to get sad bombs with dr/epic fetus and deaths touch then the explosion sends out multiple scythes, that's the best you're going to get
>>121409056
>>121407856
Afterbirth is guaranteed damage: The game
>>121407792
You an actually get exploding scythes with death's touch and explosivo.
>>121409883
restart until you get first floor mom's knife/ipecac/epic fetus
>>121410560
and ipecac
>>121410309
>Points
Wow, it's fucking nothing
>try that challenge where you can't miss shots
>bunch of damage up items
>open shop
>stopwatch
>beat it first try
Get skilled friends :^)
On a more serious note I get super lucky with the stop watch it appears almost every time I do a challenge run.
The Bomberman cross bombs item is so good but so scary. Its damage radius is enormous.
Also, it ravages your donation machine. One cross bomb will take like 20 coins from the machine.
>>121410761
I keep fucking taking Contacts Lens on that challenge because I forget how retarded it is against It Lives/Isaac.
>>121410761
>Stopwatch
>Little Gish
>Black Powder
>Chariot
>3 hits until dead
I somehow won Blue Bomber
Do the developers not know how to program a game? So far this expansion isn't worth the money. Too many bugs/shitty programming.
Another familiar that copies your moves, instead this time its a fly that can't shoot. Dimensional baby 0.5. I hope we get more useless beans space bar items, they're so fun to use.NOT
>>121410969
Blue Bomber isn't that tough. You can just run through the entire floor without fighting enemies.
>>121411021
It's actually really fucking good against the asshole jumper mobs/chaser mobs
>>121411021
Woah it sounds like someone is eating their steak too quickly
>>121382679
HOW IS THIS A THING
>>121411139
Did they fix this challenge? You couldn't damage some enemies AND Satan, to make it worse.
>>121411139
I was talking about fighting Satan with all of the above. It's the fight with Satan that everyone has shit with. That and It Lives for being bullet hell bullshit
I'm still peeved that instead of fixing Kamikaze to do Bomb damage they keep it as enemy bomb damage making it impossible to kill Satan's foot without Brother Bobby or some other shit
Lazy fucks
>>121411372
You now start with a familiar.
>>121411461
Ah yes, much better. Thye really oughta fix Kamikaze, still.
>>121411372
>>121411443
You have mega bombs, which kill Satan super quick. And you never have to use them before that fight, so you'll have a ton.
So the Lost is the voice of God trying to get Isaac killed?
Why?
>>121411761
source?
>>121411761
he's pissed that he's a joke character
>>121410761
Stop watch must have had its spawn rate upped cause ive been seeing it a lot more.
make use of it before edmund notices
Just got the game a couple days ago, I truly suck at blue baby holy shit.
>>121412024
It's one of the new level transitions
Isaac's mom is hearing God from above, then it pans up and Lost is the one talking from the attic
>>121412024
In one of the floor inbetween screens, you see Mom in the couch chair and the Lost in the attic, whispering.
It's implying that the voice she hears is him.
I saw it just now playing as the Lost, and I just missed the screenshot button.
lel i just got ring worm with tiny planet
>all the convoluted shit required to unlock the lost
why
>>121412696
you might get a cramp from eating your memesteak too fast
>>121411761
>Isaac is in the Cathedral, and is essentially Isaac viewing himself as God
>The Lost is Isaac from the future after he locked himself in the chest, starting the sequence of events that leads to Isaac's death, to complete the loop
>There's a new item called "Endless nameless" with the description of "I'm stuck in a loop"
IS THIS PART OF THE ARG?
>>121412696
Can you still use seeds for the absolutely trash first step?
>>121412696
So you can enjoy the $100 steak Ed gave you
Don't eat it all up in one bite now
>>121412696
>>121412882
afterbirth seeds where
>>121412252
the steak thickens
>>121412882
Oh fuck me, how did I not think of this?
what is this steak meme
>>121413031
Afterbirth Mulliboom seed: J2LP E87W
Afterbirth Maggie seed (Dr Fetus): F4SC NYNH
>>121412882
F L A W L E S S
>>121410309
>Giving keys to key begger
The only good key begger is a dead key begger.
>tfw wanna see what happens during Cambion Conception
I'd like to test out the subtle effects but I'm a atard with Cheat Engine. Afterwards maybe I'll just fuck around until I get the rest of these achievements. Not like it matters considering how bad Afterbirth is
>>121413394
Remember to add to OP next time
>>121413975
>implying I haven't been telling people to add them to the OP
>implying anyone ever does more than CtrlC+V and boi/bi wars
Touhou mod when
>finally getting around to vanilla rebirth challenges I haven't completed
>doing demo man
>mediocre run
>come across a 1-pip room
s-should I?
>>121414303
He who dares wins
>>121414303
If you have at least 3 items that aren't the starting challenge items do it
Why couldn't they have added some decent items to unlock after beating Mega Satan? Just a bunch of co-op babies is way too disappointing.
I have no motivation to ever do it more than once.
>>121414720
>>121414809
it gave me scorpio and spoon bender
well guess i don't need the spacebar item anymore
Literally only 2 available items in a boss rush. Is was there really a point to remove 4 options? Why?
>>121411318
I like this fad.
>>121414901
Probably because it's such a pain in the ass edmundo wanted it to be "optional" but yes mega satan was always just an optional boss you did to test how OP your build was
how is the dualshock 4 for isaac?
>>121415051
>using anything but keyboard
get off my general pleb
>>121414303
Dr Fetus doesn't suck now, you should keep it.
>>121415051
I use it, it's nice. I don't have a PS4 so I bought one just for my computer.
Post yfw Ultra Greed
>>121415147
you can't reroll challenge-given items unless its a spacebar item that you switched
>>121413302
Some edmund's tweet about complains saying he didnt release full dlc, and he said "don't try to eat the whole steak with one bite but eat it by small pieces". It's pretty hilarious.
Another piece of shit down... Ultra Greed as the Lost... with 20/20 Fetus tears no less.
WHO'S BRIGHT FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO INCLUDE A BRIMSTONE MONSTER THAT SHOOTS 4 WAYS
>>121415240
Obligatory.
>>121415503
Slow down
>>121415503
Ed. :^)
>>121381041
tfw i got brimstone on that challenge
>>121415240
>doing Pay to Play
>find counterfeit penny and head of the keeper on the same floor
>>121415336
can you give a link to the tweet
Florian > Nicalis
Discuss
>>121416246
who
>>121415336
Anon, don't say joke shit that could be misconstrued as true.
Why did my Isaac run start with The Pact
>>121416416
The retarded who programmed the original flash clusterfuck
>>121416106
Can't find it, he probably deleted it.
>>121416493
Eden's blessing makes your next run start with an additional item
>>121416817
That's neat, thanks
Why does the song "Welcome to the Black Parade" sound so much like Isaac story?
>He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" he said "Will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you, a phantom to lead you in the summer,
>Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
holy shit with blue bomber you have to go all the way to the dark room?
>CANT MAKE A CIRCLE AROUND GURDY WITH BLACK POWDER
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
>Unicorn Stump + Midas Touch + Meat Cube
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>121417325
No, reverse cross is Satan.
Negative is the Dark Room.
>>121416908
WHEN
>>121417329
>He's not going fast enough
You can do it with 1.6 Speed, maybe even 1.4 Speed.
>holy light doesn't interact with tech x
Well that's disappointing.I want to fuck Eve.
>>121416817
That's pretty fucking awesome.
What the FUCK
WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO ITEMS HERE NOW
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF GETTING RID OF ALL 4
YOU CAN ONLY GET ONE WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK OFF EDMUND
YOU STUPID SACK OF FUCKING SHIT I BET HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET TO THE BOSS RUSH MODEASDL;KF JAS';DLKFJAS;LDGKJHASD;LG'KASF
Guys, what the FUCK, my game started entering double time during a regular run
Is there an item that does that?
Both me and the enemies were moving at Mach 2
>>121417464
Who doesn't.
Why are we punished for having more than two familiars?
>>121417387
is this the negative then?
>>121417557
it's because you're using the filter
>>121417464
>wanting to fuck a literal whore
>>121417340
No, the wiki says it doesn't work if the Blessing came from a seed or a challenge.
>>121386807
>Got literally the same equipment with the lost
>Get inner eye
>BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST
>Accidentally exit instead of force quitting on the Shop floor
>>121417557
It's glitch probably caused by outdated GPU drivers or something. Just restart the game next time.
>>121417727
What's weird is that the music was just fine
I guess that's all it was, though
>>121417681
just?
>>121417548
it was too fun to be honest
>>121417874LOST
>>121417515
Until you start with Soy Milk.
>>121417895
>Boss Rush rooms now
Why the fuck did Edmund had to nerf these rooms and add perils to them? There were never worth anyone's time to begin with, they never contained OP shit anyhow. Maybe if they contained Devil / Angel pool items.
>>121417325
>>121417387
wait i'm retarded, i'm doing BRAINS!
>>121417632
She's not a whore, she's THE whore. Obviously means she knows her way around a cock.
Little Gish bullies the Hush so fucking hard holy hell.
>>121416908I really like the TTGL amv of that song.
>>121418127
Fear and slow shot will shrek him
>>121418335
Enjoying every kek.
>>121417548
At least I got Cricket's Head but I'm still so fucking butthurt
>>121417548
I rarely even bother with the Boss Rush room, two generic items are usually not worth the hassle.
>He likes Lilith
What's it feel like liking a baby factory?
>>121418587
Theres pretty much no reason to do them now that hush exists
>>121418587
BUT WITH 4 ITEMS IT WAS WORTH IT
FUCK
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THESE BOSS RUSH POST ITS BEFORE
>>121418879
Hush may be more problematic depending on your items though.
>>121418829
If she's actually Isaac in drag, where do the babies come out from?
>take brimstone, left with half a heart
>get killed by invisible demon turret as i walk out the door
great steak, my compliments to the chef :^)
>>121419086
His boypussy.
>>121419295
You tried to walk out a closed door?
>tfw I'll never be a dressed up like Lilith and bred
why live guys
FUCK
ME
>>121418829
I love Lilith
I want to live with her in the mountains in which she escaped, where we'll have sex every night to produce a new demon baby to protect us. Every new moon we will pour our orgasm fluids in Class 1 cups, and we will drink it while we listen to Holiday Road.
>>121418829
Does immaculate conception make you fatter too?
>>121419589
>dressed up
>she's naked
uuh
>>121419651
>>121419672
Wouldn't know, I haven't unlocked the item yet because the boss rush fucking sucks and my Lilith runs are slow as molasses
>tfw Maggy could totally start with Immaculate Conception to counter Lilith
>>121419596
place bomb in south entrance;
leave through south entrance as soon as you place the bomb;
get back in that room and immediatelly place another bomb;
move forward one space before the bombs blow up;
the blast will shoot you across the room and glitch you into the item;
enjoy
>>121419893
It didn't work. gg
>>121419672
>immaculate conception on a male character.
>sacrifice rooms will be reworked!
>they didn't get reworked
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
What's the best character change and why is it Cain Paper clip?
>>121420280
But Anon
There's small-room variants now :)
>>121420297
XXX should have unlocked the petrified poop as a starting item
>>121420280
They were reworked
If you use one with a black heart or with an "evil" item it works the first time.
What the fuck is with this game
It's extremely easy to beat without taking any damage
The only point in items is to save time by letting you kill enemies faster where you can beat the game to unlock better items to give you a chance to beat the game EVEN FASTER to unlock EVEN MORE items
There's no story or anything interesting
Fucking retards
Enjoy your skinner box
Guys, we're sinking
>>121419086
His imagination
I fucking want my money back.
steaky mcsteakman fucking changes the product to shit and does not even give all the content on launch.
Thanks Edmund
>>121422052
visual bug
New thread when?
>>121412823
I wanna know what the Hush ending means. Mom finds a skeleton in a chest, then Isaac wakes up in a chest in the middle of fucking nowhere with a signpost in the distance, then a spoopy shadow appears behind him and grins.
>>121422818
>>121422818
New thread, you slow fucks
>>121421201
i agree completely but i still keep playing it just cause im hoping i get cool item combos
it has never happened
>>121422848
>you slow fucks
slow down m8 :)
>>121415947
Pay to Play was fun