/kspg/ - Kerbal Shit Posting General

Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE

Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk

NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ

>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html

>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT.

TRUMP 2016

>>121394064
This is a nice thread. I like nice thread. I'm gonna clean the other up first though.

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wut is this

>>121394471
The future of porn

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STOP

>>121394935
delete this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9S3YMmIFdw

Reminder to get together in harsh times and not let go.

How do I stop my rockets from flipping over during take off? It seems to happen whenver I start trying to tilt to the horizon, they start spinning out of control.

>>121395283
>flip later
>flip slower
>have more control surfaces
>have steeper gimbal

>>121395283
Put fins at the bottom. Don't instantly turn 45°. Start tiliting slowly and don't let your tip get too far away from your velocity vector on the navball.

>222 viewers on G33kGrrly_Gaming

fuck this.

>>121395283
>add fins so that your rocket is aerodynamically stable
>wait until about 18,000m before doing a significant gravity turn
>control your turn so that you are at 45 degrees when you're about at 20,000m
>keep rocket pointed toward pro grade marker

>>121395557
Who?

>>121395594
>>wait until about 18,000m before doing a significant gravity turn
>>control your turn so that you are at 45 degrees when you're about at 20,000m
The rest of your advice is fine but this is just shit

>>121395721
Would it help of I said "or" for each?
They're obviously different strategies

Friendly reminder to cast you're vote :^)

http://strawpoll.me/5907759/r

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>>121395909
No, they're still both shit. You start your gravity basically straight away after lift off, and the time you take to tilt over is dependant on your rocket (drag, TWR etc.)

>>121396163
Sorry to break it to you, but if you're not at at least 45 degrees by 20,000 you are doing something wrong.
>You start your gravity basically straight away after lift off
No shit

Anyone have some qt 3-stage launchers to post?

>>121396938
Not on my laptop. Sorry.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3roryt/hi_rkerbalspaceprogram_were_eucl3d_the_3d/

Euclid (3d printed craft files) have lowered their prices and added mod support.

There's a ladybug on the ceiling
I remember they used to be a whole lot more common when I was younger, but when stinkbugs came around they became rather rare
Nowadays I don't really see them all that often, it's nice when I do

ded

>>121401536
Post feet

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>>121401706
go away

Can someobody post a rocket they used to get to the moon, land, and then get back?

I'm trying to build a taxi but I am always short on fuel

>>121402889
Are you on sandbox, or limited by career mode?

>>121402889
As in, from Moon orbit or from Kerbin?

Why is it too hot to fap
It's November and I have the window open, it should be fucking freezing

>>121403383
career mode, but I have problems in sandmode anyway
>>121403442
from kerbin

>>121403827
How many kerbals?

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>>121403496
>be texas
>pleasant, even sort of warm so far
>a fucking tornado warning a few miles north of me

>>121404294
This is why I don't live in natural disaster-prone areas

>>121404431
The worst weather I've ever had was just some 90 mph straight line winds in a thunderstorm that broke one of our trees back in 2007 or 8.

BURN SQUADCAST

Reminder Max hasis cancer and is quitting

Shall I post this to the subreddit?

TITLE: A completely unverifiable rumor a little bird told me

BODY: Maxmaps will be quitting very soon. He didn't see the growth he'd been asked to generate and ultimately his post 1.0 plans lacked the oomph necessary to deliver the content and updates in an efficient and timely manner. (I.e. the 1.1 / 1.0.5. debacle)

Personally, I'm very excited to see a return to a development-focused KSP rather than one centered on biz dev plushie deals and rampant system stratification.

The KSP team is great but with exploding buildings and female kerbals being prioritized, we've had a long two years of "tweaks" and "small features" -- it'll be good to get back on track.

The heart of the matter is that Maxmaps didn't really contribute a ton of useful expertise or knowledge to the development of KSP, but we are lucky enough to have gotten his personal avatar in the game in the form of the dude in the Admin building, so in a way, he will always be with us, even if he is quitting in the next few weeks.

Would Badie care to comment on these rumors?

>>121404550
Worst weather I remember having was when Sandy came by
Since I'm in VA, it was basically just a real bad thunderstorm, and nothing happened

>>121404737
It will be deleted by the moderators as shitposting since its essentially unfounded bullcrap based on rumors anyone can make up. AKA: shitposting.

>>121404942
fuck off lauren

>>121405526
Who the fuck is lauren

>>121404278
I'm not trying too much so I have the command module and another command module for 1 extra seat

I also can't really aim my landing so I end up like 20km away

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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138338-The-new-longer-jet-engine-models?p=2277939&viewfull=1#post2277939

>>121405554
lauren obviously

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>>121405703
sad

ded

In SE, are black holes more common in specific types of galaxies or specific locations in galaxies, or are they just rare as fuck regardless?

Anyone ever make a pure monoprop mun lander?

>>121407753
Yes

>>121407501
Check OB associations. Blue stars are big, live fast, die young. There has to be some black holes.

>tfw no qt lauren gf

>>121407802
I'm talking about SE, not real life

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>>121402889
I took this and back. Didn't read the 2 men trip until I was finished. I'll a bunch of the screenshots I took, but a lot of them were on the night side. The maneuvers to squeeze every little bit of dV were a somewhat annoying but fun

>>121408039
Real life or SE, only blue stars form black holes. If there are alive blue stars, there should be dead blue stars.

>>121408416
>no vens
>no rla
>no probe parts

GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>121408475
Well, SE doesn't say anything about star associations, so I'm going to guess that stars might not be generated based on where they tend to show up in real life

>>121408648
vens looks worse than stock nowadays

just think about that for a second

>>121409176
The only thing that ever looked good in Vens was some of the engine models, and then Ven went and replaced some of them with worse ones that hid all the things that made the earlier version good.

>>121408416
Thanks, this is my design and I barely made it back, and I mean, I literally adjusted my last descent onto kerbin with RCS.

I think I might be burning too much on landing / takeoff on the Mun, since I have literally no problems getting into orbit

Any tips for that?

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>>121409632
>>121408416
DELETE THIS

>>121409835
Oh my god that rocket

>>121408925
Check Orion. Blue stars near Alnitak.

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I didn't know the Space Shuttle carried no fuel for its engines onboard at all, and only carrier fuel for its RCS which it used for maneuvering, circularizing the orbit and deorbit burns

That's such a silly design who approved it

http://imgur.com/a/6PaEZ

>those graphics
>all those artifacts

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>>121409835
>mfw that rocket

Would it kill you to add a dockable lander on a fairing, nuclear/ion/near future engines and a respectable first stage?!

Also install fucking Kerbal Joint Reinforcements...

>>121409835
>>121409865
>>121412072
Tbh the worst thing in this picture is actually the crawlerway and the transition to the grass

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>>121409632
I developed a tendency to land on the point of the moon that looks exactly towards the moon's retrograde, as in pic related

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>>121409632
>>121413401
And then I just burn upwards as in here. Other than that, just try to capitalize on every single unit of fuel and weight. Heat shield? Tweak it; you don't need 200 kg of ablator to aerobreak on Kerbin, 30 is more than enough. Solar panels? Gay. Take a couple of batteries and toggle them so you only use them when you need them, instead of them just draining their charge for no reason while on the trip to the Mun. Taking off Kerbin? No need to go faster than 200 m/s for the first 10k, you'll end up fighting against the atmosphere a lot.

>>121396073
>Not thanking our friends from the animal kingdom for their countless contributions to this thread and their late night bumps that help keep this thread alive

Lotta kids up in here these days

>>121415325
it does seem like there's lots of newfags the past month or two doesn't it? i bet some people weren't even here for the janny war

>>121415447
Oh that hurts. Wow that was a lot of effort to make him lose his mind. I never felt more alive though then when that was happening. I almost regret posting the distress beacon to all the other boards.

If you are bored, please click the downvote on every post that went in /r/KSP

https://www.reddit.com/user/eucl3D

>>121416831
But why

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:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXDHzn7VdWg

neat

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>>121419343
I want to give her a hug, kiss and a lot of lesbian love.

>>121419814
LEWD

>>121419846
No u!

>>121419814
>lesbian
Mammaries, peace sign, KSP running in the background, ect.

Otherwise fuck off.

>>121419814
Okay Badie

>>121420749
asian girls aren't human, they're divine

>>121420940
i'd fuck a robot if it was pretty enough, cosmetics don't bother me

>>121421084
W-would you fuck a boy if he was pretty enough?~

>>121421198
but das gay

>>121421198
no, traps really annoy me. maybe that's just because faggots used to force them so hard on /v/.

>>121421198
The implication is that she would if you were a female robot

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>>121421334
>Anyone can look like >>121419343 with enough makeup

>this is what white girls actually believe

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>>121421520
He has a point.

>>121421681
>marrying someone without ever seeing their face

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138338-The-new-longer-jet-engine-models

Holy fuck the last pages of this thread are riddled with reddit-tier cancer and autism levels

>not dating an asian that looks good without makeup

plebs

>>121422798
We can't all be as lucky as you anon

>>121422798
>dating
pleb

>>121422762
Oh wow it looks terrible and adds even more bullshit to render that you'll never actually see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARorKHRTI80

reminder that the unity engine is capable of this but the devs use it in an ass-backwards way and blame the engine for their incompetence

>>121423846
>putting in effort gets good results
Holy shit really?

>>121423067
I'd put a ring on it if I could fucking afford a ring senpai

>>121424127
You know the diamond ring shit is basically made up by the people selling diamonds?

>>121424198
>not buying into the meme
be a good buitelander and support de beers, your greatest ally

>>121422798
>not dating boys who don't need makeup

>>121424198
Oh I do, but tradition is a hell of a thing. I've got two families from two countries that buy in.

hello?

>>121425285
delete this

>>121425261
You are not a girl.

Your snake is not appealing in the slightest.

>>121425261
>>121426003
>>121426232
I still like snek

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ded

>There are people in this thread that unironically think that KSP is an incomplete game even when they have invested over 500 hours

E B I N

>>121429591
>look mom i'm trolling /b/!

>>121429625
This isn't /b/ m8

>>121429769
is that so?

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>>121429769

burn squadcast and such

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>>121429834
>>121429823

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>>121430003

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Mexicans are buying COD

>>121430057
test

ᶜᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ

>>121430274
unsubscribe

>>121430338
ᵗʳᵘᵐᵖ 2016 ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ

Max is actually cool

>He is the producer of a great indie game
>He can travel to Canada and USA

>>121430514
ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵗʳʸᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ʰᵃʳᵈ

trump

>>121430604
2016

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Why don't you create your own Space Program game instead of one made by Mexicans?

>>121431289
I'm currently working on one, but it's managed to be worse than KSP

>>121431289
ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ᵗʳʸᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ʰᵃʳᵈ ᶠᵃᵐ

Testing is fun.

What are you doing for fun tonight anons?

>>121434332
Reading about nukes

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>LSM-60 was modified with a well through the cargo deck and hull, a derrick to lower the bomb through the well, and a large antenna to receive the detonation signal. On 25 July, a standard Mk. 3A "Fat Man" type atomic bomb, nicknamed Helen of Bikini, placed in a watertight casing, was suspended 90 feet below LSM-60 in the lagoon of Bikini Atoll in the Marshall Islands.[4] At 0835 local time the bomb was detonated, destroying LSM-60 and eight target ships, including USS Saratoga (CV-3).[5] A seaman present claimed that "there was not one identifiable piece of the LSM-60 ever located",[4] however a British naval constructor present reports he saw a 3-inch (7.6 cm) square piece of LSM-60 on the deck of a target ship afterward.[6]

> A seaman present claimed that "there was not one identifiable piece of the LSM-60 ever located", however a British naval constructor present reports he saw a 3-inch (7.6 cm) square piece of LSM-60 on the deck of a target ship afterward.

>>121434332
i wondered if i could make a decent wifi surveillance camera from bare components and a pcb

the answer is no

>>121434801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob#Pascal-B
>During the Pascal-B nuclear test, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) steel plate cap (a piece of armor plate) was blasted off the top of a test shaft at a speed of more than 66 kilometres per second (41 mi/s). Before the test, experimental designer Dr. Brownlee had estimated that the nuclear explosion, combined with the specific design of the shaft, would accelerate the plate to approximately six times escape velocity.
>The plate was never found, but Dr. Brownlee believes that the plate never left the atmosphere, as it may even have been vaporized by compression heating of the atmosphere due to its high speed. The calculated velocity was sufficiently interesting that the crew trained a high-speed camera on the plate, which unfortunately only appeared in one frame, but this nevertheless gave a very high lower bound for the speed.

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>>121435030

R.I.P Benny Harvey. Miss you big man, gone but not forgotten.

>>121436265
It was an underground test, there were shafts leading down to it, the cap was on the top of the shaft.
>>121436493
F

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>>121435030
>The fireball created by Ivy Mike had a maximum radius of 2.9 to 3.28 km (1.80 to 2.04 mi). This maximum is reached a number of seconds after the detonation and during this time the hot fireball invariably rises due to buoyancy. While still relatively close to the ground, the fireball had yet to reach its maximum dimensions and was thus approximately "three and one quarter" miles (5.2 km) wide.

>The detonation produced a crater 6,240 feet (1.90 km) in diameter and 164 feet (50 m) deep where Elugelab had once been; the blast and water waves from the explosion (some waves up to twenty feet high) stripped the test islands clean of vegetation, as observed by a helicopter survey within 60 minutes after the test, by which time the mushroom cloud had blown away. The island "became dust and ash, pulled upward to form a mushroom cloud that rose about twenty-seven miles into the sky. According to Eric Schlosser, all that remained of Elugelab was a circular crater filled with seawater, more than a mile in diameter and "fifteen stories deep". The blast yielded 10.4 megatons of explosive energy, 650 times the energy that leveled central Hiroshima.

>Aerial footage of Elugelab and adjacent islands well before Mike shot at a time prior to the connecting causeway being created is available, as is footage after the causeway was finished that supported the diagnostic Krause-Ogle box light pipe system, with numerous trees removed in preparation of the shot also plainly evident, along with footage of the aforementioned helicopter survey of the Mike crater soon after the detonation, and finally, high altitude footage of the crater accompanied with details of its depth - "175 feet deep" - equivalent to the height of a "17 storey building" and with an area large enough to accommodate about "14 pentagon buildings".

What's this about Max quitting? Source?

>>121436913
goo dot gl slash R2CHU4
Google maps link

reminder that the footage of all soviet nuclear tests is shit and the only reason to believe they were really their proclaimed magnitude is western seismometer readings

>tfw america never launched its nukes at the comintern
>tfw america never intercepted every single technologically inferior retaliatory launch
>tfw no global american empire where americans live as gods exploiting the rest of the world

>>121437410
ded

>>121437593
They were asking for that to happen using those engines. Fucking idiotic to even try.

>>121437660
Several engines blew up during testing. That should have been a hint.

>>121437593
The spirit of the N1 lives on.

>>121437829
>7/10 of launches with Nk-33 were failures

persistence was a mistake

Cat dick was a mistake

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>121441994
This meme was a mistake

DED

>>121446790
not yet

1.1 WHEN

>>121426232
He's gay. How dense are you? He must have told this a few times now.

>>121411869
You won't believe it, but I was the one behind the Space Shuttle design.

Back then in 1980 I was 5 years old. I sent NASA a picture of an ugly ass space fighter I drew after watching Star Wars for the first time.

For some reason unknown to me they thought it was a good idea. The Space Shuttle even has the same colours and shape as my fighter. That's how dense they were.

>>121452221
A bit slow.

>>121452580
I intentionally increased its mass to make propaganda :^)

>>121452652
I don't like propaganda against my people.

>>121452756
Then do something about it on november 9th

Just finished cleaning my bathroom. Now I'm tired but happy.

>>121455056
I call rasist.

Just showered. I feel clean now.

>>121455801
>rasist
Meant racist. Where is everyone anyway?

>>121457710
6:39 AM in the most important time zone on the planet.

>>121457813
I'd call China more important.

But that would explain it.

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Good afternoon, /kspg/!

>>121458967
It's 7 AM

>>121458967
13:26*

spess walk

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html

for free

There never was a Maxmaps.

It was all just in our imagination.

The one we hated was in our heads.

We posted as him.

We are our own Maxmaps.

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Post animals

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>>121460456

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>KSP will never be made by Slavs

hullo kspg, burn squadcast desu

>>121460274
Max if you wanted us to think that maybe you shouldn't have tweet verified so many times.

getting on subway bump. where my niggas at?

>>121465376
playing ~minecraft~

>>121465376
Going to train in half an hour. I hate trains, full of people.

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>>121465737
yes

>>121465901
If it was that crouded I would not set a feet in it.

>tfw no qt satchie gf

M E X I C O

E

X

I

C

O

>>121467115
>tfw trump won't get elected
>tfw we'll never nuke mexico and claim its depopulated husk for resource extraction
at least sanders is a good backup meme and doesn't seem to genuinely believe that foreigners' lives hold as much value as those of his countrymen like the euro left does

>>121466174
pleb

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>still sick
>still have to go to work

>>121465376
Just finished the very first Thief. Pretty good, though the final mission was a little underwhelming.

>>121468037
Get well soon anon, you need your strength for the coming days.

GLITTER ON THE WET STREETS

>>121470735
No one loves you like I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ

@the_maxmaps

I lit some kindling in anticipation of tonight's bonfire somewhere in the KSP community :^)

http://screenrant.com/assassins-creed-syndicate-sales-lower-unity/

"Assassin’s Creed Syndicate Sales Are Down; Ubisoft Blames Unity"

>>121471752
o y v e y
y
v
e
y

>>121473384
Well, at least you can't say that Mexicans are the only ones blaming Unity anymore :^)

>>121473384
U N U
N U N
U N U

popularizing science was a mistake

http://hellogiggles.com/jupiter-mean-girl/

>>121473384
>make a new game every year with little to no change
>surprised sales go down
This is just like CoD.

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>you will never have a reason to deploy a rover to a planet in KSP

1-3 Super Mario Maker
4-6 Pikmin 3
7-9 inFamous Second Son
0 - Shitpost on /kspg/

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Does anyone have any tips to get my little suborbital plane to take off without rolling over? Right now because the center of thrust is off center it slowly rotates during takeoff.

I know I could put some more solid boosters on the other side of the plane, but I want to avoid that if possible.

>>121475950
fuuuuuuck I just wrote out a long thing in the last thread, in your case I'm just going to recommend you use uninstall.exe

Here's some more free advice: don't play career

>>121475720
where are the shitposts you faglord

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>>121475720
Nice! Lucky you.

>>121475950
Put the boosters tighter on the wings.

Put the wings higher on the back of the plane.

pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAUiyeJMFQ

>>121476272

Cool, thanks. It seems to work.

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>Finally able to mine the sea floor
HALLELUJAH MY AUTISM HAS BEEN CURED

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>>121394064
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun

>>121476637
>>121475950
just use a small plane and 2 or three turbojets...

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>Antarctica is fucking this high in the fucking air. Well it was fun repelling down.

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>Rescue plane falls in the fucking ocean

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Will it fly or will it die

Ark is fueling my autism quite nicely. It feels like minecraft, and runs like shit, but at least it doesn't crash every 20 minutes like ksp, and the devs actually listen to their fanbase and give out regular updates. Hell, they even have a release date set for the final version. People say ksp was early access done right, fuck no it wasn't. This is early access done right.

Ksp did good by allowing mods, though. It allows the community to work on shit that they want while the devs can work on the core game. Squad did a shit job of this, of course, but the Ark devs are actual professionals and did incorporate one minor mod already.

>>121480312
Yes.

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ASHJGJDHFGDFKJUGHDFKJ

>>121481098
Forgive me what I say now, but you sound like someone who discovers something the first time and is overwhelmed by it. Just like I was when I played KSP the first time. I thought it was a great game with great devs and finally an early access done right. Then, after some time, I learned the truth about KSP and Squad.

You are doing the same with Ark right now. You already notice that it runs like crap. There is no early access done right.

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Fucking Mexican kids buying COD games

>>121484328
Why are you posting this?

>>121484135
>There is no early access done right.

Yea, there is no early access done right, I take that back. Early access is shit and is just paying for beta, which in the past used to be something done for free. It doesn't really give the devs any incentive to make a good game because they already got their money.

But when I usually like I game, I tend to play it a lot. I think ksp is a good game, but it is clear that the devs stopped caring about the game a long time ago.

>>121484135
>>121485627
>There is no early access done right
W-what about Factorio?

>>121484328
wow new meme

>>121485627
The notion that you can sell your idea, rather than your product, then use the finances from the sale of the idea to build the product is fundamentally illogical. It incentivizes, no, necessitates fraud.

A solution: require devs to advertise what percentage of their profits are being funneled back into development. In KSP’s case, it was actually less than 5% once all the math was done. The other 95% (or more) went into a shadow bank account and Steam Spy was scrubbed.

We effectively have no idea how much money they have actually made. This is a criminal act and, due to the new-ness of the area, SquEAd took advantage of this to separate billies from their money.

I would argue this is the real reason they refocused on children. Children don’t understand development. Children think a jet engine is on par with a game engine upgrade. Children have innocence and faith and want to defend the people they perceive as good.

Early access “done right” doesn’t make any sense. Many cite KSP as an example of “early access done right” but when you look at the financial breakdown and the laughable update schedule against the complete and total lack of a roadmap, it becomes clear this is a cash dragnet with no meaningful product vision.

And by not having a product vision, the KSP creators continue to profit from the scam, incentivizing further delay and disorganization that requires months just to untangle all the knots they make because they are subpar developers unwilling to spend resources to hire competent people who can code correctly.

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/94770-Secret-feature-is-completely-underwhelming?p=1438548&viewfull=1#post1438548

“We're deeply thankful to everyone who is willing to follow us in this adventure.”

“And for those who aren’t, you have now been tagged as ‘entitled,’ because we entitled you, thank you for your investment in our idea we never actually promised we would create or deliver. ”

Why is Max so smug?

>>121488219
all the smog he constantly sucks in

>>121488219

He is a living Prius?

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I don't understand wh people have a lot of hatred towards Squad

They created an AWESOME indie game, it has won several awards, including best indie game 2015 and best gameplay from the Unity Awards

You faggots are the definition of ENTITLED

You don't have the right to complain about this game if you have invested over 200 hours on it

SIMPLE AS THAT

>>121490862
I wasted 10 hours on the game, and quickly found it more and more of a shallow disaster of a game. Squad didn't create an "AWESOME" indie game. Squad created an "AWESOME" marketing plan, and sold the *idea* of a good game. Even if you want to go by the childish notion of "dollar per hour" for a game to be worthwhile, I'd have had to buy KSP when it first came out. I bought it when it was $16, and have yet to get my "money's worth" out of it.

Meanwhile, the dirty spics are funneling millions of dollars off to the Netherlands to avoid taxation, and playing the "we're SOOOOO indie!" card.

>>121491921
If you only wasted 10 hours, what are you doing here?

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>>121491921
>I wasted 10 hours on the game
you have no privilege to be here billy

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>>121490862
>you don't have the right to complain if you haven't played it enough
>you don't have the right to complain if you played it too much

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>>121495298
>>121492503
>>121492362
>>121491921
>>121490862
post your autism or I win

>>121492503
"Billy" refers to one's lack of maturity and patience, an oldfag like the anon above doesn't need to play more than 10 hours to recognize the truth behind this game.

On the other hand, you are a billy.

>>121496112
post full text of "engineer of the people" pls

>>121496523
1st lvl:

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>>121496112

factorio is perfect

Reminder that being cute is more than just looking cute. It also includes the personality.

If you meet that "cute" girl on the train station, be sure to not forget she could be rotten inside.

>>121497391
Case in point, satchie.
Short, pretty cute, skinny.
Total lack of emotions, literally an ice queen.

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>>121402889
It usually a pretty close call, but this has never let me down.

>>121496112

You just reminded me to read the latest Factorio Friday Facts.

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>>121497806
>Maxty Kerman
>Max
You know what you have to do.

>>121497391
Cats can't be rotten inside
They have no concept of deception or manipulation, and even if they did, they couldn't possibly outsmart a human so their intentions would be clear as day anyway
Ergo, cats > girls

>>121497976
BURN SQUADCAST!

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>>121497976
I got you senpai

>>121498076
Cats are the most honest creatures on earth. You have a point.

>>121498398
Gods work.

>>121498473
Just about any non-human animal is pretty honest
Even if it did try to deceive a person, it wouldn't work anyway

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>>121498473
She didn't fly so good

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>only people with high motivation and high skill will move to Mars
>their children will retain these traits
>basically a white-asian hybrid mix
>yfw Mars society will eclipse Earth society within a few centuries

>>121498993
We /Mars Trilogy/ now

>>121498694
I dunno. Raptors are pretty sneaky. The one you see is not the one that kills you. That's kind of deceiving, isn't it? Even if it's not on an emotional level.

>>121498712
Too bad.

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>>121498398
>concern intensifies

>>121499079
I was gonna say that. It 2312 it goes even further, Earth becomes a developmental black hole much like how most of Africa is presently.

>>121499152
There's a reason all the raptors are dead, anon

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>>121498993
>Mars people come back to conquer Earth
>their bones crack from the high gravity

>>121499264
That's what they want you to believe.

>>121498993
Underdeveloped societies would be literally impossible on Mars
Even if a country did happen to regress for whatever reason, they would immediately die
A country like Mexico or China could not exist there

>>121499448
>>Mars people come back to conquer Earth
>>their bones crack from the high gravity
They'd just drop rocks on Earth to kill everyone then terraform the remains.

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>>121499586
>terraforming Earth

>>121499818
You'd need to after causing an extinction level event.

>>121499448
>he doesn't have synthetic bones

>>121499946
Not really
Earth has a tendency to bounce back from mass extinction events
Sure, they'd have to wait a while, but things'll go back to normal
And it's not like they have to make it near-uninhabitable, just not habitable for humans

>call home depot
>ask them if they have a very specific soldering iron
>"yeah we have that it's $x"
>drive there
>"we don't have that, i don't know who told you otherwise"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121500273
Same thing happened to me when I tried to schedule a test drive once. "She booked you in for today? She doesn't even work Sundays."

>>121500190
Not him but if you'd really throw rocks from outer space on every major city the heat would make the planet pretty hot, wouldn't it?

Or are we talking about throwing one big rock on earth? That would end in a desaster, right?

>>121501314
For a year, maybe, if not just a few months
The Earth's biosphere hasn't persisted for 4 billion years because of how delicate it is

>>121501314
Ideally you'd want to keep some of the biosphere intact, no need to go completely fucking crazy and turn it into a molten hellhole. A few big ones on major cities would be enough to show the pleb Earthlings whose boss in the solar system whilst maintaining some of the biosphere that can be maintained and brought back. You'd still need to terraform things to swiftly return the planet to proper farm-world status for making food for the rest of the Solar System.

>>121499079
There was a guy reading blue mars on the sbuway this morning and he and I nerded out for four stops

he was like 70

BURN SQUADCAST

>>121501937
Is it even profitable to ship food across the Solar System, resource-wise?
If farmland is that scarce, ould it not just be better to grow it in low orbit?

>>121502009
I once ended up discussing A Song of Ice and Fire theories with an eighty year old lady for half an hour when I was visiting my grandmother's old folks home and she was taking some time getting ready.

>>121502302
>which rape was your favorite?

>>121502346
More or less.
She was actually a very big Littlefinger fan.
Didn't like Jaime at all, though, so that made me a bit disappointed.

>>121502230
Soil is a bitch, and Earth has a shitload of it. You can argue for hydroponics and aeroponics but if you terraformed Earth into a full agri-world you could pump out a shitload of food.

>>121502574
Earth also has the second highest delta-v to orbit of any terrestrial body in the Solar System
Also think of trying to preserve food until the next launch window, in addition to the transit time
I would think it'd just be better to have giant orbital hydro/aeroponics stations and drop food on a regular basis
This'd be especially effective on Mars, where reusable SSTOs would be much more feasible

>>121502574
And then you'd have to lift all that food into orbit, put it on a trajectory to hit whatever planet you want to ship food to, and then land it.
It's extremely impractical.
It would be more efficient to launch aeoroponics equipment into orbital stations, and even more efficient to simply synthesise carbs and proteins in factories on the planet you're already on.
The biggest problem with modern agriculture is that we're raising a whole cow, just to get a little bit of beef. If we continue getting a higher population, we're likely going to just switch agriculture toward algae and insects, which are far more efficient to grow large quantities of, and have similar nutritional values.

BURN SQUADCAST

Lightly scorch Squadcast

render squadcast lukewarm

>>121503623
Don't Watch Squadcast

Bring Squadcast to a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit

1.0.5 WHEN???

>>121505772
Next week m8, which would be 2 weeks after experimentals started.

Like I've said every single time this has been asked.

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>>121505967
but why isn't it right now

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>>121502009
>human interactions with another person on the underground

>>121507332
Because they need to ramp up the marketing machine for the game going on sale next week.

Right after Fallout 4 comes out.

>Mexicans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPs5xUTvoHo

>home in time to burn squadcast
>just want to play mgsv

>>121467220
>sanders
dude weed lmao

>>121503031
>raising a whole cow, just to get a little bit of beef

You don't actually believe this, don't you?

>>121509124
he thinks that they take a slice out of the cow then throw it away since he's self centered

>>121509061
Why don't you just play MGSV?

>>121509124
>>121509420
Maybe it's just a really shitty way of saying it takes a lot of time, effort and food to grow a cow.

>>121509124
I bet he also believes the government needs to outlaw not being vegan. That's what liberal hippie scum actually believe.

>>121509618
Now this feels more like a rational argument.

>>121509618
not really, you take mother fucking wheat and water and it becomes wax, gelatin, beef, glue, fertilizer, milk, cheese, leather, etc.

>>121509618
This. Mammals are really inefficient in terms of food you put in them for the food you get out of them.
>>121509646
:^)

>>121510036
You realise how fucking much you have to put into a cow to get to that point though, right?

>>121510150
they graze on their own too so you don't have to feed them all the time

>>121510036
But aren't there other animals more efficient at making these? Do we have the technology to artificially turn a bunch of chemicals into those products? Can't we "improve" on cows?

>>121510245
You do have to provide a field to do it. A field that you then can't use to grow crops.

>>121510245
His point is that if you grazed, say, locusts, on that field instead of cows, you'd get loads of more meat.

thank fucking christ space spergs aren't in charge of anything important. you'd have us living miserable unfulfilling lives in the name of MUH EFFICIENCY.

>EJ shilling for squad

>>121510798
The satisfaction this post (as opposed to another post arguing for an incorrect idea) gives me is immense, thankyou.

>>121510337
>>121510409
>>121510493
If you really enjoy soylent green instead of steak with mashed potatoes and gravy then go ahead.

>>121510798
Hey I'm a sperg and I'd rather eat beefburgers than locustburgers. Changing routine is for normies.

>>121510798
Have you ever actually eaten locusts?
I had some when I was on vacation in Africa. Pan-fried in spices, tasted like a mix of prawn and chicken, and they came with a great sauce.

>>121511101
This whole argument sparked talking about taking food to orbit and maximizing production. I'm sure NASA is aware their astronauts like steak as much as everybody else, but as far as I know, they're not planning on building a space cattle ranch

>>121511194
Are locusts kosher?

>>121511519
I believe they actually are. Don't quote me on that though, I'm not a jew.
Guess you need to find the midget.

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138524-Why-bother-with-1-0-5

>>121511667
>The Torah forbids creeping things that crawl the earth (Hebrew: sheqets).[6] and "flying creeping things",[7][8] with four exceptions: two types of locust, the beetle/cricket, and the grasshopper.

Damn, I was hoping I could avoid this efficiency stuff by becoming a Jew. Oh well.

>>121511964
What's wrong with liking efficiency?

>>121512134
Taste.

>>121512134
Quality > Quantity you commie

>>121511964
Well, it's not like people are going to stop producing beef.
They'll just be producing less of it, shifting it toward being more of a luxury food. I suppose kind of like how we see lobster now.
Get rich and you can feast on spagbolg every night if you want to.

>>121512301
Funny, lobster used to be pleb food back before manifest destiny.

>>121512258
What about high quality products that get cheap because you mass produce them, like actual cattle? :^)

No one is forcing you to eat something you don't like, this is just an hypothetical discussion.

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>>121512258
>communism = efficiency

I don't feel like burning squadcast today.

>>121515209
>>>/forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>>121479117
It's rappelling. snicker

Is Goddard in Jimmy Neutron named after Robert Goddard?

>>121516169
No they pulled the name from a hat

>>121515451
It's not that, it's just that I don't wanna see Max face.

>>121516169
Could be.

>>121441994
>replying to 1 year and 18 day old posts

>>121442012
You were a mistake

>>121516338
Funnily enough there's an author who writes fiction under the name Robert H Goddard.

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>>121509443
I am :^)

While rendering webms :^)

>>121516972
didnt you roll snekstream last night?

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BURN SQUADCAST

>>121516531
I was literally a mistake.

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Compared to the breadth of knowledge yet to be known, how much does Maxmaps' life actually matter?

BURN CALAMARI

>>121517950
When will they ever learn?

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>>121517626
>do not underestimate the power of the dark side

>>121518315
>dont get on my bad side ;)

>>121518504
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/30256-Bullies-On-KLF-Having-Severe-Depression-what-should-I-do?p=373685&viewfull=1#post373685

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>>121517076
I was too sick.

Max you need to freshen up the scripts you give their hired shills, I dont even see their posts anymore

Oh wait, that's right, you won't, because you're getting fired for gross incompetence


BURN SQUADCAST IN HALF AN HOUR

TWITH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV

>>121518810
is the mouse ok?

>>121518972
it's nice and warm

IT'S THE BIG DAY

BURN SQUADCAST

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>>121519105
Can't burn squadcast because I'm updating war thunder and preloading fallout 4 because I love todd and want to suck his benis

>>121519250
Todd will lead us to the promised land.

>>121519250
We'll remember where you were in our greatest time of need.

Men, prepare your development questions.

>>121518810
>be you
>be sick
>too lazy or too beta to call in sick
>complain about having to go to work while sick
>"it's capitalism's fault"
You are mentally ill.

>>121519250
>took me 2 days to download 3 gb out of the WT update
>flooded slav servers, shitty "write/read errors" and slow internet

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>>121518819
Squadcast cancelled as per Kasper.

http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/content/359-KSPTV-1-0-5-streaming-schedule

ALL ABOURD THE (le)AUTISM TRAIN!!!! xDrrrrrrrr