/kspg/ - Kerbal Shit Posting General

Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE

Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk

NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ

>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html

>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT.

Danger: extreme autism lies beyond this link but if Max actually gets fired/leaves we'll know it's true

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3

>>121661786
What's the source on Max leaving?

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>121661869
When asked how Squid planned to avoid an imminent major issue invited by his development plan, he shrugged.

Very soon after he mumbled "if I ever leave..." blah blah blah.

This is circumstantial evidence but we know he's been on bitch duty for three to four months, at least, so it's fair to assume he's getting sick of booking plane tickets.

Max won't leave direct evidence, but he likes to gloat here, and has identified his identity through twitter or secure trip on multiple occasions.

In sum, doesn't it make sense? KSP has become "1.0" in name only, and he has outlasted his usefulness. Now he will go get some meager raise to bring his newly developed talent for manipulating children to an even more soulless place where he will fit right in with his fellow sociopaths.

>>121662506
*verified, not identified

>>121662420
>replying to 1 year and 19 day old posts

Shimmy just made a 10/10 landing

Descent path was way too deep, he did corkscrews down to the KSC and set her down on all four after only aligning 50m away from the runway.

yo but seriously FUCK KSPTV

>>121663289
Then NathanKell asked him to do a jool aerocapture from scratch in the VAB with 10 minutes left in his stream

Why the fuck do the large turbofan's fan blades spin when it's not even on?

the structural pylon looks neat

also there's an engine mount adaptor for mk3

air intakes have some new dynamics,

>>121663557
It would take like 30 minutes just to get there.

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Tfw physics

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>>121663775
apparently they are fixing that.

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How do I make less shit rockets /kspg/?

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>>121665472
don't make it that tall, and unlock more parts

this rocket is enough to land on the mun and minmus and return in one go, bringing all the science back

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>>121665747
>male kerbals

>>121665747
but how else will I have enough fuel?? I can make it into orbit with some 3 to 4 hundred fuel left for the main rocket before switching to the smaller vehicle up top, but regardless making it into orbit is never easy for me :/

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>>121665942
Think wider, not taller, and sharp enough for the two of us.

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>How about this, a Giant space telescope, within a giant telescope

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>How about a giant space drill, that can pierce the heavens, but not a small Asteroid

>>121666549
Forum kancer never gets old

the new shuttle engine has a tendency of making your craft wobble when using stock mechjeb because they are so powerful

>>121665942
Tell us the steps you use to get into orbit

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>How about a flight hud that only activates when you are about to crash into the ground

>the new jet engine makes an orange glow when the afterburner is enabled
neat

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Omg you fucking losers are here on a Saturday autistically sending little green men to space.

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PLZ NO

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''We did it TARS, after all these years we finally became Interstellar™™

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>>121665472
Build prettier rockets

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>>121667007
with that rocket just using that asparagus bullshit, G turn starts between 7000 and 9000m, gradually bringing it into a 45 degree. then I watch my apoapsis until it reaches the desired height, usually ~80,000m and start burning completely horizontal until the perapsis comes to the same.

Also hows this looking? still need to get fuel flow lines, not sure if I can aspargus the outer engines though desu senpai

>>121668065
Have you tried not asparagusing? It's literally meme tier.

>>121668065
Where are you trying to go with that?

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>>121668445

>>121668491
>>>/trash/

>>121668654
>link worked

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>121668654
>>121668654

>>121668445
Home, of course.
I dunno, just trying to find a good vehicle that will get whatever I need into orbit with a fuckton of fuel reserve

>>121668284
What should I do instead, seeing as this is what I find most effective

holy shit /pol/ is sperging out over rocket plumes again.

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>>121668654
>It's fucking real.
Where is this place? Is it a secret board?

Is /i/ and /z/ back?

>>121668654
>It's real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>121669005
Just beeoster yourself.

>>121668654
>immediately taken by horsefuckers as a refuge for their horse porn even /mlp/ doesn't want

truly living up its name

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>>121669069
>mfw saw it in person
>saw an orange flame get higher
>crossed the terminator and started making the plume
>mfw people say it isn't a rocket launch even though I saw it was a rocket/missile with my own fucking eyes

>>121669276
fuck solid rocket boosters I can never get what I want out of them

>>121669610
You literally strap them on, light 'em up, and blow them off when they're done. That's all you can expect.

>>121668654
Fucking what

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>>121668654
WTF

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>rockets lolsokerbalwobbling on the stream

Why the fuck is the guy that's streaming right now have such an autistic obsession with aerospikes?

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FUCK YOU EVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121673031
dlete this

>>121672770
That plane would be cool though if he used solids for the boost stage instead of ks-25s

>>121673126
Seriously, it's like buying a Ferrari only to crash it into a wall at 200mph.

It's over

>>121668654
>/trash/ - Off Topic
>the entirety of /kspg/ gets moved there

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:3

>>121675129
DELETE THIS

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>>121676327

God I fucking hate twitter. They're all "LMAO THIS AINT A MISSILE SENPAI" and shit and its making me so fucking mad

>>121675129
>>121676665
>literally rape

>>121675129
why people do this shit when making dinner?

like what the fuck?? can i eat first please?

>>121676696
>people are STOOPid and this make me mad >:(
Enjoy being angry your entire life tbhonest

>>121675129
>>121676774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78&ab_channel=ultimateravenfan

>>121677016
REEEEE

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>>121676665
>>121675129
uh, anon
you're triggering me
don't you know all forms of affection are literally rape?

computers were a mistake

>>121677876
why am i alive?

>>121679256
help me please :(

>>121679256
to establish a permanent base on eve

>>121679807
For what purpose?

>>121680549
pain

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>all the lmao no chill senpaitachi on twinormiegram saying the trident ii test was aliens or some shit

>>121680684
https://eightch.net/pol/res/3855288.html

>>121681416
https://eightch.net/pol/res/3855288.html#3858310
>Rocket Plume
CLEARLY FUCKING WEATHER MODIFICATION

ded

>>121675129
>>121676665
>hurting me like this
Not fair!

Gonna watch Mulholland Dr /kspg/, is it a good movie?

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this is getting fucking ridiculous

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>>121685114
yes.
If you don't into Lynch, no.
If you don't know who is Lynch, hawe fun!

ded

>>121686325
DED

>>121686325
>>121687091
Not yet.

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>>121677837
>this is a real article
Journalism

>>121689537
>Journalism
No, slate

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Who /comfy/ here?

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>>121691079
Me.

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>>121661135
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun

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jetpack memes

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what the fugg, I was flying to Duna just a moment ago
is this the power of unity not us?

>>121693417
Yes.

1.0.5 when

>>121695024
7am UTC Monday

>>121673476
>Ryan Dunn Aerospace Engineering

>>121695146
great, can't wait. gonna be nice to have better contracts and better parts balance

op why

>>121696960
Why what?

Post new slogans for KSP and/or Squad
"KSP - Shameless cash-ins has never been this easy"

>>121698867
Maxmaps - adding nothing while getting paid for

>>121691584
no soul
no personality
no reason to exist
no ability to properly and consistently execute your own meme

>>121698867
how hard can game development be anyway?

>>121698867
Conquering Mom's Wallet One Billy At A Time
Why Launch When You Can Just Push It Back?
Two Buttons To Orbit
Stock Mechjeb Means You Get To Watch
Help Build Maxmaps' Resume
We Fixed Contracts Again But Didn't Have Time To Look At Midair Launchpad Collisions

>>121691584
Reminds of the Dwarf Fortress definition of "Fun"
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Losing

>>121699895
Soul is the combination of reason, emotion, and desires.
Satch is confirmed to lack emotions, which means she probably also lacks desires.
Does this mean satch has no soul?
Know what also has no soul?
That's right, liches.
>tfw no qt undead sorceress satchie gf

>>121700336
Snek, what do you think of Max's recent visit?

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3

>>121700440
Fuck Liches,
Get Rubles.

>>121700440
>satch has no soul
No afterlife for satchie
This pleases me

>>121700740
>wanting to still be around people after LOS
shit taste desu senpai

>>121700815
>not wanting to chill in heaven with god and jesus and barack obama
Heathen scumbag

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>>121700947
>Implying heathens whose ancestors turned away from the Pope will have an entrance to the heavenly kingdom
Wew lad

>streamers playtest your build while billies drool over it
>billies point out issues from the comments without even playing the game
Is Squad Mexican or Israeli?

>>121701753
But God is a merciful god.
Of course He's going to let good christians into heaven. He might give me a stern talking to about the whole pope thing, but I'm sure He'd understand.

Okay, real talk, I watched a few chunks of yesterday's stream, and while it is entirely unacceptable that it has been seven months since 1.0 and this is what we're getting, I must say that the person putting all the pieces together and giving the fanbase the narrative must be subsisting solely off tequila and marijuana.

This update is actually not too shabby, between the small gameplay tweaks and the parts that finally flesh out planes and even rockets a little, I'm actually excited to try this update out until it crashes and I never open it again

What really bothers me more than anything is that if Squid had said "we're making a bug fix update with small part tweaks" it would have been universally accepted. Squid would have been praised and while some would have pointed out it would have made more sense to have 1.0.5. be the beta, most would just be grateful for Squid's acknowledgement that bug fixes actually are a major priority.

But no, because Squad's shit don't stank, they can't just release a bug fix update, they only actually do so when they shit their pants so much they know they have another four or five months on top of the six already spent in development, so they have to shart something out, so here are a bunch of bugfixes for our already perfect game you entitled brats.

>>121702392
daily reminder that the pope is the antichrist

>>121703032
Reminder that Unity 5 was nearly complete in August.

>>121701753
>the Pope
>not the Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople
Heathen detected.

>>121703032
yeah it really feels like 1.0.5 is the beta and 1.1 is going to be closer to something final

assuming they keep their promises

>>121703369
It's almost as if putting a non technical PR Stunter into a significant role was a mistake.

It's almost as if he gave the devs license to add what they wanted without bothering to make a single gantt chart and realize there was no contingency plan if, say, U5 were to actually be a lot of work.

So they released 1.0 and after clusterfucking the heat until people just begged them to stop changing game-wide physics values, May came around, so they took two weeks off and planned a skydiving trip. Then they took another two weeks off because lel sales with no work and le "we're tired" meme and then they took some more time off and went skydiving and max cracked his ass because he lied about his weight so he could join the jump so he could be perceived as part of the team because that's what he spends his whole day/week/month/year/decade/life worrying about.

So then they finally realized they should cram some new parts in, so a month and a half later they tweaked some more physics values and added the ugliest parts bar Hugo's MK3 cockpit ever created.

Then they take a vacation because le 1.0 meme apparently and all of a sudden it's August 1st, so Harv checks the "Unity 5" box in the exporter and hits "compile" and after a week or two, they finally get the game to open, so they immediately publish a devnote saying "QA soon!" and then proceed to do fuckall for a few weeks and finally realize that "holy shit this is still an unplayable mess, and our strategy of being le indie scrawny we write krazy kode dev shop means we will now have to do more work" crazy, eh?

So then the shots start getting fired. How did they get there, who is responsible for this new situation? It will be six months before they even started tackling the major issues U5 presented, so what are they gonna do?

1) Triage this shit, actually spend time retrofitting the modders' well produced, on time work to 1.0.4 .

2) Make sure Max never touches the dev schedule again

char

>>121704792
Eh I lost my train of thought, the important part is Max is getting fired for his gross mismanagement of the project and now hopefully we can see some minimal gains in the "we try to do at least a little work every day" department

Bye Max, and remember:

Konsidering suicide was never this easy!

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tfw they delayed 1.0.5. so the marketing firm they outsourced to could finish the trailer for it

Damn, they integrated my mod without asking me, or giving me any financial compensation.

ValVisor, in case you're wondering.

I knew it deserved to be stock :^)

>>121708765
I'm still curious how that got missed in the first place considering it was for a 1.0 release of the game and it's on the MAIN FUCKING MENU

I wonder if Max has a "public" steam account and a private one. He sure has been posting a lot about overwatch lately

>>121708765
did they actually use any of your models or scripts though? if not they technically can do it

>>121709051
I hope not, they just have to edit the visor's material properties in the editor. No need to add another script.

>>121709391
>this
>rigidbody is 1/100th the mass
>gravity disabled during tumbles
whoever made the val model should be dragged out back and shot

>>121707096
>a marketing firm outsourcing to a marketing firm
It's marketing firms all the way down

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FUCKING WHEN

>>121711079
>tfw when the election is between an idiot feminazi and a wacist

Exp anon here, asking again what you guys think about the 1.0.5 livestreams.

>>121712320
>implying we watch that shit

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>Star Wars Episode III came out 10 years ago

>>121712320
>implying I watch streams

>>121712539
Looking at the start of the thread some people have been.

Seriously every single time I open a KSP stream it's someone building or flying an atmospheric aircraft.

>>121712741
There is nothing to do on other planets so why bother going there?

It's that or they don't know how to "do the orbit thing".

>>121712604
still less time than between ROTJ and TPM

>>121712741
It's quick and easy to do that on stock KSP, especially when the most obvious new content is Porkjets aircraft parts. Most streamers probably are used to using mods as well, so going to space requires effort.

KSP is a really shit game for streaming anyway due to the pacing.

>>121712741
Because it's kind of embarrassing when every mission ends with a kraken attack

>>121712320
If you are looking for validation that you have done good by offering your free time and effort to a bunch of Mexican ponzi schemers, please go to the forums.

Do not approach me during the funeral of a family member and ask what I think of the quality of the soil they are being buried in.

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/kim-kardashian-photoshop-hair-flyaways-neck/

>>121712985
You seem kind of angry anon

I fucking hate this place.

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>>121713289
You haven't even begun to see anger

>>121713317
>Visiting places on the internet you hate
Is it really worth Max's shekels to pollute your mind with our hateful cancer? Maybe you should just quit. And tell us everything.

>>121713917
That's the worst example you can find?

>>121714030
no, this is

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3
http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3
http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3

>>121714207
You have actual autism m8, and you're only response is to call everyone "Max"

Max doesn't visit this shithole
Deal with it you autistic retard

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>>121714889
>Max doesn't visit this shithole
Not sure if bait. Literally the first thing on that album is evidence that he does in fact visit this shithole.

>>121716223
>its a comet
>its aliens
>its a portal
>its anything but a rocket launch

>>121716489
I 100% agree. I haven't read up on it since I saw someone mention trident and dumped it in the sci thread but my theory is that the weather's been very funky lately with high humidity and fog and that the fog caught the exhaust plume and diffused it, creating the effect. And that weird blue explosion is just it breaking the sound barrier, right?

As for the blue film left behind it in the sky, idk what a trident burns but I'm gonna go read up on it now

Can you imagine seeing 50/100 of those all taking off at the same time, as similar ones approached from the horizon?

>>121716775
It's that diffuse because its high in the atmosphere, and lit up by the sun. The blue explosion is just a staging event.

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>check kspg from time to time
>mexposting 24/7
wew family

>>121685590
What are you doing?

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>>121717052
the end times approacheth, we have staged our shitposting powered interplanetary stage and are now activating our transdimensional warp fuelled one fueled by the only thing more powerful than our sadness, our hatred.

Where are we going? I'm not quite sure, but I know we won't need eyes.

>>121717474
by now? Probably uninstalling

>>121719091
*typos I dont care enough to fix

1.0.5 releases today to beat FO4 and squeeze a few sales out

>>121719889
It is ready to go, at least by squad standards, but Max has a policy of needing to announce the update from his personal twitter handle and he has already explained that no matter how critical it is he doesn't work weekends so they are waiting because he said he's feeling a little sniffley and doesn't want to work monday

>>121714889
>you're
Please fuck off, ableist. This is a no bully zone. Except for Max, who deserves to be bullied.

muh penis releases today to beat my meat and squeeze a few drops of cum out

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>>121721594
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax

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>>121721691

>tfw no qt satchie gf desu

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>>121714207
Max is the Jar Jar Binks of KSP development. And he's proud of it.

>>121722075
>you will never cuddle harvester

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:3

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Hey guys, I've made a cheat engine part

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>>121722750
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO FUCKING SEXY

>>121722540
How does it feel to know that your country will enter the EU and become a part of the Merkelreich?

>>121722750
specs? or just a reskin

>>121722848
Thanks!
>>121722936
Just an alternative model and texture, stats are identical to the Rapier. It's also the exact same length and has the same attach nodes so you could replace the stock one if you wanted.

>>121722889

>>121722889
We definitely had worse and we're currently having the worst.
But how did you recognize me? Was it a lucky guess?

>>121722750
>>121723069
It looks exactly what I would think a Porkjet remodel would look like. Nicely done family.

>>121722318
>And he's proud of it.
He really is.

A shitton of WWII-era fighters and bombers just flew over my house, some in formation. Holy shit it sounded like an invasion.

>>121723587
we are all catfucker experiencing schizophrenia

please wake up

Even work.
Odds play.
0 just flip a fucking coin.

>>121722750
rapier? I BARELY KNOW 'ER hooj

>>121723818
That was the plan. Lots of staring at the pictures in the preview album (http://imgur.com/a/NkzMp) a few weeks ago and then coming up with a more authentic version that was more like the real-life Sabre engine.
>>121724397
'Course it's me, I don't know of any other KSP part modder besides Bac9 who openly posts here.

>>121724113
His hubris will be his downfall, when he gets fired now it will validate that entire rant, and then we can send it to his new boss.

And we can post it relentlessly on the subreddit, remind Billies of what unchecked power means. Remind them that they have been taken for a ride.

I'm sure squad defense force will show up now and explain to me all the reasons why I'm a fool, but what we have here is an example of Max's hubris reaching critical mass, and if we manipulate the levers the right way, we can make it backfire for him.

We had to fight fire with fire, but we'll do it, /kspg/.

>>121724816
And I'm just going to sit here and suck off my cat the whole time

>>121723587
The smell. I could smell something which needed to be cuddled :3

>>121725331
DELEEETE THIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

>>121722889
They'll never be allowed into the EU while Denmark and Greece are in it.

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>>121726017

>>121726071
They can have Britains spot when we leave.

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>>121725434

>>121726212
It's less to do with running out of seats in the parliament and more to do with Danes despising Muslims, and Greeks despising Turks.
But you knew that

Never Forget
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/121394064/#q121558930

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http://www.spacemodel.com/Saturn_V_with_Apollo_Saturn_Launch_Complex_p/ap-svaslc.htm

Jesus fucking christ

>>121726505
The EU is all about getting everyone to obey Brussels and Merkel for handouts, not about working together or having similar values.
But you knew that

>>121726670
I looked at the pictures and saw the quality of the model and thought sure maybe a few hundreds bucks to a collector or something. Not fifteen fucking thousand.

>tfw Sweden, Denmark, Norway and Iceland will never say fuck you to the EU and form the scandinavian union instead
>tfw no glorious nordic empire
>tfw no glorious sweden democrat-danish people party-norwegian christian democratic party-iceland independence party coalition to beat back the filthy comintern hordes

>>121727184
>sweden, norway, denmark and iceland
I can see why you'd include Sweden, Norway and Denmark, they all have things to contribute, but Iceland? The poorest country in Europe, despite the Greeks constant attempts to take that title? The country with no appreciable agriculture, natural resources, industry, or services? The country that has accomplished absolutely nothing other than once crowning a monarch out of boredom, a footnote in history?

>>121727420
Norse solidarity!
I'd even consider letting the Finns and Estonians join, if only they clean up their act and expel slavs.

>>121727420
Iceland needs to go full ham with geothermal energy and getting fuck huge undersea cables to export it.

>>121727667
>fuck huge undersea cables
You'd lose astronomical amounts of energy en route.
You'd literally have more net energy efficiency if you charge billions of batteries and freight them on antique coal-furnace ships.

>>121727869
Well do that then

>>121727869
Why not build a vacuum cable and send a high energy laser through it? The other side then can then magically transform the laser back into usable energy.

what if financial incentives promoted the use of ubiquitous natural sunlight mesh network to generate unlimited amounts of clean energy and store it on tesla batteries so we can shitpost night and day forever.

>>121728401
Well, would be pretty cool. Since it's unlimited energy it would be pretty cheap if not free.

The only problem is that I still have the desire to eat so I need a job and can't shitpost 24/7.

>>121728401
>financial incentives
Okay.
I assume you'll pay for this.

>>121728401
>>121728556
People will be replaced by shitposting virtual people and shitposting AI. We're simply not efficient enough with the need to sustain ourselves and sleep etc.

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>>121727184
Swe-anon is that you? How is the faggotry in the Christian Democrats going? :^)

>>121729292
Just because I hate commies don't mean I'm religious, friend. :^)

>>121729292
Swe-anon here. No faggotry allowed for us, we're all good christians here.
>>121727184
We can dream, anon.
We can dream.

>>121730224
Dreams are national soil of the United States of America.
If your dreams contain terroristic activities you better watch out. They're watching you.

>>121726681
>not about working together or having similar values
On the contrary, the EU is about everyone working together under German rule and having the same Germanic values.

TRUMP 2016

>>121727420
>In 2007, Iceland topped the list of nations ranked by Human Development Index[14] and was one of the most egalitarian, according to the calculation provided by the Gini coefficient.
>GDP per capita $51,262
>as poor as Greece

Is this a meme I am unfamiliar with?

>>121732462
Their bubble burst.

>>121667819
>Thrust cut-off
>Still accelerating

That must be a hell of an SRB

>>121733001
Since 2014, which is when the stats on wikipedia are from?

>>121733580
2008, actually.

>>121722750
/kspg/ official reskin & optimization pack when?

>>121734972
8-10 years tops

>>121734972
neva

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Good night, /kspg/!

>>121734134
Icelanders are almost twice as rich in real terms than Greeks, almost as rich as other Nords, and richer than French and Brits. Some bubble.

>>121735504
>in real terms
Everything in Iceland is crazy expensive

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>>121717474
Trying to make an Eve sea-level ascent vehicle tbhonest

>>121736632
>aerospikes
>not just using mainsails

atmospheric booster with wings that launches at a 45 degree angle and uses air as reaction mass when

>>121736926
you forgot its secondary mode EM thruster so you can step inside your personal minivan-rocket and go to the Moon for the weekend

>>121735650
Even in terms of purchasing power, Iceland is one of the richest countries in the world. pls stop bullying iceland ;_;

>>121737857
By capita that is, of course.

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just a casual reminder that kosovo je srbija

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>>121737857
I'm not bullying it, that was the only post I made. I've been to Iceland, found it great (but expensive) and would love to go again.

Is there a way to edit files to replace a ship at a location with a different ship?

>>121738908
Open the save file and read it, its not terribly hard to figure out.

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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/members/35562-Pawelk198604

THIS FUCKING GUY

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>>121739615
FUCKING GAS THE PAWELS
not sure what I'm posting but the filename was poland so it might be related

>>121739023
OH SHIT IT WORKED

>try to wish /kspg/ goodnight with qt webm
>post keeps failing

Japanese quality

>>121740586
HACKER

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>go to the mun to visit an anomaly for a contract
>get there and see this
>plant a flag and name it le ebin ayy lmao maymay
>decide to touch UFO just for fun
>suddenly flag teleports 6km away and starts falling (pic related)
>game starts spamming hundreds of exceptions a second
>game suddenly crashes
>fuck.avi
>start it up again
>try loading the kerbal
>kerbal instantly explodes on load and the UFO and lander are gone
>mun suddenly disappears
>fuckthis.lnk

Is this what I get for playing career?

>>121741119
yeah wtf is going on

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C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

>>121741296
That's what you get for using mods :^)
>>121741361
I question how you landed that.

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>>121741592
I question it too but whatever.

>>121741592
I didn't :^)

But it can be landed easy enough

>>121741842
>But it can be landed easy enough
Go on then, do it.

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>>121741826
>MJ

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Who here /samsite/

>>121742072
>memebot
dropped

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3rucs2/yale_sjws_screaming_at_professor_yesterday/

These are the kids who got into Yale

Human Rights were a mistake

>>121742036
I'm not autistic enough to drive a rover for 3 hours.

>>121742202
Stop replying to someone posting random screenshots that aren't his.

>>121742250
Gonna need to slap a trigger warning on that, I actually only got a few seconds in before I shut the computer.

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>>121742202
>>121742265
>Burthurt aircraft detected.
Flying weenies btfo lmao

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>>121741973
I landed this yesterday, and it's only slightly smaller and has less parachutes

>>121742451
It says reddit right in the url

>>121742557
>using stock flags
>not having a flag showing your waifu
It's like you don't even do it for her.

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>>121742557

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>>121742001
IT WOULD HAVE MADE IT IF THERE WEREN'T TWO (2) COLLISIONS WIPING OUT 1000+ DV

>>121742820
>making a rocket so shit it collides with spent stages

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At least the emergency abort works :^)

>>121743293
I wish your mum thought of htat

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>load quicksave
>staging gets its shit fucked up
well meme'd Eve

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>>121743493
>htat

>>121743928
Why the fuck would you even do the asparagus meme lander? A regular rocket would be much easier to make and would also be more aerodynamic.

>>121743928
Did you change the staging at any point in flight or is that how it was when you launched it?
>>121743992
I considered changing it before the post went through but felt the typo fit better.

>>121744254
>I considered changing it before the post went through but felt the typo fit better.
htat is disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4iLyOBzHqw

neat

>>121744254
I had it set proper in the VAB, loaded it to launchpad, then replaced the old lander's data in config with this one's data

>>121744473
stop with the Fallout 4 shilling. we all already bought it.

>>121744592
Ah that might be it then.

>>121744668
>implying I'll play Fallout 4
I call overhyped shit on that game.

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ded

>>121746127
Is that a UFO?

>>121746394
yes

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>>121743493

>>121741296
Didn't know there was a Trident D-5 on the Mun, cool.

>>121746969
>>121747069
You won't get away with your mistake anon.

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>>121747203

>>121747203
delete this

>>121747364
>>121747472
ITS TOO LATE

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>>121747545

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For those who came too late.

I love you all., for moments like this.

>tfw want to make meme ksp vids but have a toaster pc

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>>121747717

>>121726670
You can basically print out a paper model and get the same result:

http://paper-replika.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8892:saturn-v-rocket-and-launch-pad-paper-model&catid=139:space&Itemid=207692

>Curiosity did the landing procedure on it's own
>so it had some kind of AI
>AI landed on Mars before humans did
>Mars surface is mostly metals like iron
>AI starts developing a consciousness
>uses Iron to build copies of itself
>Mars is populated by machines decades later
How could we be so blind?

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>>121749237
>saturn ib s-ivb

>>121749698
You have a very strange definition of AI

>>121749805
Don't crush my dreams in a robotic-human-war withing my lifetime please.

>>121749981
It could still happen, you're just thinking about it in a shitty way.

>>121750090
how could it happen if AI isn't real

>>121750152
All i said was your understand of what AI is is fucking retarded.

>>121750380
He's not me, but when is artificial intelligence really intelligence? When it can learn? When it knows that it exists?

>>121748026
What can you use to record?

I use OBS but every-time I record something it's fucking MASSIVE, LIKE 5 SECONDS IS LIKE 17.5 mb

>>121750724
A program written by humans to land Curiosity on Mars is not AI. If you want to find out what is AI, most browsers have a built in search function.

>>121750847
fraps t.bh

>>121750847
>>121751125
Doesn't fraps export even large uncompressed video?

>>121751206
Yes. A couple of minutes of video takes a couple gbs, on high resolutions

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3s1kwc/all_i_did_was_extend_landing_gears_while_on_the/

thanks again Max, have your desk cleaned out by Friday

Where's the source on Max leaving Squad?

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3

>>121753597
Same place as the 5% funding number.

>>121753404
Why was this deleted?

>>121753773
realized I already posted it, plus >>121753372

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http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/32257-Goosexi-s-KSP-Youtube-Channel!
>literally 19 pages of his own posts of his shitty youtube channel's videos

>>121754662
Holy shit. I sorta feel sorry for him.

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>>121754662
Holy fuck.

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What's the least autistic post on this general?

>>121755819
This one

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Ummmm guys my washer is on fire, I'm dead serious, or about to be in 5 minutes.

>>121755819
OP's note about general consensus. It's a fake excuse to not pay for a great game.

>/kspg/ doesn't support KSP
>Creates free advertisement threads

>>121756175
And now? Are you just gonna watch or will you embrace him and make him feel like he's not alone?

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>>121756409

>>121756409
>USA doesn't support Russia
>Creates expensive nuclear rockets

>>121756203
That bait was just sloppy.

>>121757603
please help me :(

>>121756409
we shitpost as a warning

>>121758483
>we

>>121760198

>>

>

>>121761534
delete this

Max is quitting
Max is quitting
Max is quitting
Max is quitting
Max is quitting
Max is quitting

Max is getting fired
Max is getting fired
Max is getting fired
Max is getting fired
Max is getting fired

Max is firing himself
Max is firing himself
Max is firing himself
Max is firing himself
Max is firing himself
Max is firing himself

>>121763515
Delete this
Delete this
Delete this
Delete this
Delete this
Delete this

is nasa hiring

>>121763721
see >>121747472

any kind of new archive.moe? fireden is some real dodgy shit

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>>>/k/27816092

Maxmaps added nothing

And then he got fired

I wonder if anyone has ever captcha'd their own mailbox

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FUCK

>>121768704
Your AP looks a bit high as well, attaining orbit looks within the realm of pilot error though.

Once Max gets fired I'm not sure I'm going to be able to bring myself to hate squad anymore.

Maybe I'll start shilling KSP

Who is "Badie"?

>>121768816
Oh well, I need to select a new landing site anyways.

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desu senpai

>>>/k/27835726
Mirk?

>>121771932
Shh.

>>121771932
>>121772024
Y'know, that OP message and immediately talking about how KSP is a conspiracy really just gives people an excuse to not take anything we say seriously.