Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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first for EExPLD casting

first for sweden yes

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Here's the "talent" list for the major.

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nth for odpixel casting at frankfurt!

NTH for mra autists should fuck off back to Reddit

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Why aren't you watching EE cast?

>>121388634
Men's Rights Activists....?

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>>121388571
ummmm where are the women and black ppl?

t. sweden

>Llama will never seduce Sheever into the realms of Forbidden Love.
>I will never urn reel momey by selling the sex tape.
Why even live?

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REPOSTING FOR SWEDEN

>>121388571
>Those top 4
Dis is gonna be gud
Our guys at the major

>>121388571
>>121388743
>not a single female caster, host, or panelist
why is this allowed in 2015? I'm telling Sweden about this!

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just can't understand the matchmaking i'm getting anymore

pretty close to just deleting all my items and giving up

fucking hour long game in which my team didn't pick a carry...they pick 3 semi carries/3 mids but no fucking carry or support

what hte fuck is wrong with people? I get a basically wrong/mispicked lineup EVERY game and the enemy team gets a normal/viable lineup EVERY game

being shadow pooled in reborn = you might as well uninstall, it's so small that the people you get are 1k-2k and they are on your team against people who are 5k ranked fucking around in unranked.

>>121388634
>Men's Rights Autists autists

>>121388843
Dont delete, do as I did

you bet all ur shit and hope for a good one

I won a lina arcana, sold it, and bought rocket league

its a nice game.

>>121388743
why do we all turn out like this
>>121388835
oh we know

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>>121388743
>redditalist

>>121388835
>>121388743

IT'S 2015 AND THERE'S NO FEMALE CASTERS OR PANELISTS

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

IT'S 2015, COME ON!

>>121388725
>"Mi'lady is my mouth big enough to hold serval dicks in it?"
>"Have a picture of a "fuck you", you creep"

>>121388571
What does offsite mean?

>Phobos carrying hard

>>121388926
he's not denying it's male dominated, but he also knows that women aren't qualified to play or cast

>>121388843
What the fuck is shadow pool?

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>>121388743
Cap is our guy

>>121388953
not allowed onsite

>>121389092
I thought the qualifiers and all were done and it's just the main event left?

>>121388953
not allowed inside the building. health and safety reasons

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>>121389078

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i can't usually stand EE, because he sounds like dotas Slavoj Zizek, but this cast with PLD is really entertaining

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>>121388743
Our guy Cap strikes back,
More based than ever.

Waifu tier list

Wife tier:

Crystal Maiden
Luna


Girlfriend tier:

Lina
Legion Commander
Templar Assassin

Experimental tier:

Spectre
Phantom Assassin
Death Prophet

Need a remodel tier:

Mirana

Abusive tier:

Vengeful Spirit
Queen of Pain

Not like this tier:

Broodmother
Naga Siren
Medusa
Enchantress

Meme tier:

Drow Ranger
Windranger
Puck
Slark
Skywrath

thoughts on support bloodseeker?

>>121388571
>Nahaz
dropped

>>121389371
Breed tier:

Auroth

>>121389247
It really shows the difference between pro casts and career casters.

Career casters tell you things that is obvious. They are not even worth listening to.

Pros are more autistic at talking but at least they make their words count instead of talking for the sake of talking.

>>121389381
Not as good as Cap.

>>121389371
Add:

would molest tier: gondar, ogre, riki

>>121388843
>Less than 4k mmr
>Thinking shadow pool exists
I love this meme.

>>121388571
my nigga weppas, i wonder how much recognition he gets for being the best observer, him and skrff i mean

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>>121389371
>Not Like this tier:
>Enchantress
>Im-fucking-plying

>OG getting put right into the dumpster as soon as they have to play a decent team

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GIANT
SCALY
BUTTS

since when does BTS cast Smash?

Does shitshit actually finally play the game or spew dumb voices and shitty memes?

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What if they set up a stream that was just the bracket in between matches, in-game audio, and one competent guy controlling the camera?

Would you just watch that instead?

I would

>>121389931
they're american retards what did you expect

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The Shekels 4 will be dogshit of a lan. So far all dogshit teams qualified and alliance/secret withdrew from the tournament. If our guys lose to russians it wont be even worth watching

>>121390035
for them to cast CS:GO? I dunno

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>EE taking shots at w33

lamo

>*generic as fuck dubstep intensifies*

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so is this guy the smash version of PPD?

>>121390202
What did he say

>>121390315
smash is a game for autistic babies, so probably

What teams are we supporting for the Majors?
I don't really have much other than EG after Na'vi dropped out for good.

>inb4 Secret because EE

>>121390039

Why would Alliance even care about a honeypot lan when they are going to win Frankfurt?

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>OG getting booty pounded by VP
>dead thread

>>121390484
secret are our guys

puppey is literally our guy

>>121390431
>most successful player is a sperglord with "gaming glasses" and a disgusting as fuck glasses, also a 2008 haircut
yup...

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>>121390484
EG Fnatic EHOME and Vega

>>121390484

>supporting EG with rtz

k, but then again i'm a slav, you should really support CHIPENKO

>>121390591
I'm not denying that but he awful at drafting at TI5.

He's one of the reasons they lost.

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>>121390550
because it's after frankfurt, free trip to LA, and some more free cash for them?

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>>121390484

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cblMY6D6VI

I kind of started crying when he started shouting at his team mate and thank you for being born started playing. Not sure if from laughter or sadness.

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Too many fucking esports at the same time again.

>>121390609
fuck me I meant disgusting as fuck scarf, been drinking too much

>>121388571
>Pyrion

That's who they should take out for Sheever

what are we watching fellow gulagers?

>>121390708
>s4 and rtz not the reasons they lost
lol

>>121390662
You are literally me

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>121390484
I still like Alliance, mostly because of S4. I just like the guy.
I'm glad that [A] seems to be relevant again.

>>121390778
Singsong

>2 enemies up on 2 different cliffs
>they killed the enemy courier
I don't even understand pub games

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>this singsing game

>>121390889
c u c k s h e d
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So wait let me get this straight
Sweden is only taking issue NOW that 99% of casters and analysts and junk are male?
And are basically just saying "we're mad sheever wasn't invited" since she's literally the only female that has shown her worth so far?

>>121390778
Mason

>>121390484
VP and unknown if they even make it there

Listening to Envy now, he's going to break this team for sure.

>>121390484
Alliance because of the funposting.
EG because I legitimately want Universe and Fear to win more things, and seeing PPD rebound is pretty awesome

>>121390837
Course s4 and rtz where the major fuck ups, but I honestly think Puppey was also one of the sleeper causes for that loss.

He drafted Dazzle in almost every match on 34% winrate when he can play Chen, Enigma or other much more impactful supports for that meta.

Let me clarify; s4 and rtz caused that mess but Puppey helped to run it to the ground.

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nth for keeping whores out of dota

>>121390837
RTZ had the highest overall GPM throughout the tournament. S4 and Kuro played like ass and both of them cost Secret the losses vs EHOME and VP

>>121390771
Nah, Pyrion can be funny sometimes. Remove kotlguy instead. You don't even need to invite Sheever to replace him, just removing Kotlguy is already an improvement to the panel

>>121391079
>>121390708
>Puppey was drafting at TI

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>>121390992
>shown her worth

You know where you at senpai?

>>121391067
They already have visas.
>Implying getting Visa fro Germoney is hard

>>121391104
Hi artour

>>121391079
S4 was drafting

S4 QoP was legitimately the reason they lost

>>121390992
admiralcluckdog got a bit upset that he doesnt get to spend time with sheever at frankfurt

>>121390484
our guys unkown

>>121391067
>and unknown if they even make it there
Muh Nigga forgot about those clowns.

>>121391104
highest GPM doesn't matter when you can only play 3 heroes

>>121388743
who would you invite dotaretardist, there's like 2 females in the whole fucking scene. im sure he would complain even if those 2 were invited. >hey invite some imaginary women casters !!

not our guy

>>121390889
I've been an Alliance fan since the day they kicked EE back in NTH.

...up until today, that tweet from Akke really made me think about why I still like them and I couldn't come up with anything.

OG here I come. Fuck Sweden. Fuck drayse, akke, bulldog and all that retarded nation.

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What we watching boys?

>>121391104
>RTZ had the highest overall GPM throughout the tournament
mostly on farm vaccums

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>>121389612
none, it seems like a thankless job despite being so crucial to a well produced cast

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>>121389371
fuck you kid slark is the best fuckign hero inthe game i just went 19 AND 1 WITH HIm and you say he is not wifu material?"

im about to shoot up the BTS house.

i can't just sit by and let this happen.

>>121390627
I need to be inside fwosh in the missionary position.

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>>121391336
Our only and one guy

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>>121391230

>>121391173
>>121391203
>s4 was drafting
Didn't think they were that retarded.

Guess Puppey is still alright then but I stand by him picking something else OTHER than Dazzle everygame vs a Storm, Leshrek meta.

>>121391340
>>121391267
Still, he was the best player of that team at TI5.

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>>121391336
The #smashsummit of course!

>>121391448
Thank you, anon, I'll be praying for you

>>121391517
Zai was the best

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>>121391452
like this?

>>121388743
we have to get sweden banned from dota before it's too late

PUDGE
HAVE I GOT JIZZ ON MUH CHINS

>>121391454
Nicenice

>>121391641
Bts2?

>>121391719
Yea but there's nothing sexual about it. No need for the boner senpai.

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>>121391641


I HATE SMASH SO MUCH

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND YOUR FUCKING KID GAME

FUCK NINTENDO STUPID SLANT EYED RAPIST BIGOTS

GOD STOP WATCHING THERE FUCKING STREAM

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When will they team together again?

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>>121391448
First Evo, now BTS. Us smashers will install ourselves as the One True eSport. We are led by our great Prophet GimR, who speaks directly to God and removed the great Satan Project M.

>>121391104
>highest GPM

I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA

>>121391336
mason "mason" venne

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>>121391976
Please could you not use the word "rape"? It's offensive to people like me that get raped daily in 2K mmr pubs.

play a drow game and tell me something isnt fucked up with her hitbox/pathing, she seems to collide with/get stuck on everything right now?

>>121392354
>drow
you would lose even with constant phase movement

Viper cosmetics fucking when

JIZZ
ON
MY
CHINS

>pieliedie is one of those people who "don't drink water"

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>121391452
are you white?

>>121392354
it's realistic

she has a cloak

>CSGO has more players than Dota
>CSGO has more people watching it than Dota
Uh, what the fuck happened?

>>121392637
fps for babies

>>121392559
Swedish

>>121392637
CSGO has playerbots and you're not counting Dota TV :^)

>>121392637
Their game has better hats now

>>121392637
trading actually means something in CSGO.

>Pick Gyro
>Win
Dotards?

>>121392637

csgo is easy to watch, easy to play, has better items (because they are bigger and easier to make cool), has a better market, and has a massive gambling scene, AND its the undisputed GOAT shooter with no real competition at all besides some meme console shitters playing shit games like halo and cod

>era
What a player

>>121392637
It's more casual

>>121392718
Regularly drinking milk is in fact very common here in Sweden. Scientists believe that this might be the cause of our comparatively high estrogen levels.

>>121392637
it's the better game, obviously. just like LoL has more players and viewers than either of those

>>121392827
>AND its the undisputed GOAT shooter with no real competition at all
>this fuccboi

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>>121392262

every time

sweden

>>121392637
>BLOPS blowing out everything else when all the top players stream on MLG.tv

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>>121392559
http://live.starladder.tv/en/news/980-c9-s-statement-regarding-bone7-s-emergency


daily reminder to stay hydrated and sit up straight

>>121392637
>hatkeks
>more viewers
>real number
Get real bruh, even during 1.6 days dota players outnumbers cs players

Anybody have Bob's "titanium cock" pic?

>>121392637
people idle in tourney streams to get items
bots, like how WC3 supposedly still has thousands of people playing it, but 75%+ of custom games are hosted by bots. same deal with TF2
huge matchfixing and gambling scene
FPS is easier to watch and understand.

>>121392827
>its the undisputed GOAT shooter
shiggy

>>121392882

??

>>121392952

get ye gone golem

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>>121392637
i like being a kekold

>>121392952
thank you based friend for the reminder

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>>121393181

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>Aui is so stressful to play with he's kicked from a TI winning team
>people somehow manage to play on a team with envy

I can't even imagine what a sperg Aui has to be when envy is this much of a sperg lord on stream. His pub team mates regularly tell him how annyoing he is on stream and mute him.

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>tfw you have been reddit clean for a whole month

idk who posts in the gulag

but it sure is alive around yurupkeks shitposting time

>>121389720
>tfw know the artist

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I think pie is the kind of person that drinks nothing but caffiene and smokes 2 packs a day

>>121393460
>le pros act the same on stream as they do on official matches meme

>>121393460
Gosh maybe ppd just needed to kick someone to make room for rtz and came up with a weak justification for it

>>121392581
yes

>>121393723
What the fuck is wrong with his mouth
It's all off yellow. Not even just the teeth

>>121393723
desu pie is definitely the cutest dota 2 pro there is senpai

>>121394037
ssj labia

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Why is Sing so good, but so bad?

>>121394037
it's a very quick and obvious photoshop to try to make him look way worse than he does

How the fuck is Craggy balanced?
You have a window of 5 seconds to right click him to death lategame, this is practically impossible.

is there an easier offlane hero in the game besides tidehunter?

>>121394327
be ranged or buy a BKB

>>121394327
because melee heroes are broken
:^)

>>121394101
Good pubstomper.
Bad teammate in a pro team.

>>121394191
>photoshop
>webm

It's probably snus and coffee

>>121394327
>lategame
You've fucked up there anon

>doom is still first pick/ban material and every pro team that lets him through loses

Dotards?

>>121394345
Doom
>Press Q to be more farmed than your safelaner
>Press W when you want to get free kills or free jukes

>>121390627
I want to hiroshima Fwosh with my american "little boy" dick

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>>121390627
>SingSing chose dota 2 over Fwosh
why senpaitachi?

How the fuck is Dispersion balanced?
You literally cannot kill her without taking a billion damage lategame, this is practically impossible.

>VP

>>121394773
he found out she likes white guys and didn't want to get kek'd

>>121394808
pick sniper

>>121394808
it's like Spec is a hard carry or something lmao

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(You)

did euw just implode for anyone else?

How the fuck is Bristleback balanced?
It takes at least 3 minutes to kill him lategame, this is practically impossible.

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reminder who really deserves the title of OUR GUY

>>121394808
>going late game against late game heroes
>lose

like

wow

why did we lose

How the fuck is faceless void balanced?
You literally cannot kill him without wasting a ton of spells and missing, this is practically impossible.

anyone else /quitdota2/?

>>121395138
Did that in 2013, bro

>Smash summit better production than Dota 2 summit

So Jewish he's gone beyond the event jewrizon and makes financially inefficient decisions.

>>121395023
DAS RAYCISS

>>121395023

Thorin dumpstering lelliance right there.

>>121395190
i quit when i realized i was a shitter that will never get out of the 3200 bracket
win one
lose one
win one
lose one

>>121394998
Silver edge exists

FUCKING NIGGERCUNT CANCERTARD

I hope everyone who plays this game gets aids and dies, how can I consistently get this retarded fucking shit nigger faggots every game in my team. It doesn't even matter if I stomp the shit out of the enemies in early game because my team is full of retards and my score goes from 10-0 to 10-10 while everyone else is 0-20. Fucking choke on ebola cock you account buying niggers.

>>121395138
2011 here, got a beta test key, installed then uninstalled it was so doghit.

>Middle of 41 minute game
>Score is 30-35

>Suddenly russia hit by asteroid
>All the russian players in team instantly DC
>"POOR NETWORK CONDITIONS DETECTED GAME IS SAFE TO LEAVE"

That it. Playing this game is literally a waste of time. Valve too busy pumping out hats and jewpendiums to actually get their shit together

Fucking reborn

How the fuck is Nature's Prophet balanced?
He has a free tp and can farm everywhere and disable someone forever and can siege like crazy late game, this is practically impossible.

>>121395023

even though he covers LeL thorin is still bretty based

>>121395397
were the russians alright?

>>121395023
every american organization has diversity quotas they need to fill, why should video games be different?

>try unconventional support
>get treated like a carry anyway
>end up having to carry because team is retards

i fucking hate this game and everyone who plays it

>>121395397
Wow, what a prick.
People died and all you care about is your game.

>>121395536
because video games aren't an american organization

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>>121395607
>>121395452

They were alright

Russian sf on my team reconnected after the "SAFE TO LEAVE" thing popped and said "serbia is gone"

>>121395536
ESL

YUROP STRONG

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>have to pay for permission to buy a chest

Haha Valve is amazing, what will they come up with next

>>121395190
>>121395325
>>121395339
what do you guys do now, bet and watch esport?

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>>121396102

Watching is still fun. So pretty much

>>121396102

Haven't played in months, i just watch yeah. When i play dota i either have to go all in or not at all. So i tend to take long breaks.

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post your wallpaper /deetogs/

>>121396102

Watch as I do other stuff

like MMOS

>>121396046
Paying for permission to get chest drops that you have to buy keys for

Oh wait

QUICK
POST YOUR FAVOURITE INT, STR AND AGI HEROES

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>>121396603

>>121396102
only come here to shitpost whenever there's a scandal on twitter. as soon as i forget the fwosh thing i probably won't come back

>>121396746

Faceless Void
Earth Shaker
Ogre Magi

>>121396823

Fwosh thing? What fwosh thing?

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>>121396603

>>121396746
QoP, AM, and SK
blinks on blinks on blinks

>>121396746
GO
FUCK
(and my favorite)
YOURSELF

>>121396746
Ogre Magi
Wraith King
Medusa

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>>121396603
This has been mine for like 6 months

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I honestly get so little enjoyment out of playing now, but I dont wanna quit because I like the scene too much and love meeting people at events and the cosplay and hype and all that shit

>Virtus pro has random shit

>OG has Doom

Why are russians so bad at dota?

>>121396996
woa
that's kinda depressing wallpp anon...


>>121396757
what anime?

>>121396945
its nothing, only shitstains who suck on singshit give a crap, and really who the fuck is sing?

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Why is the BTS stream 20 fps, it's fucking unwatchable, why do they always get the most viewers?

When do I buy medallion?

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>>121396746
Puck
Clockwerk
Morphling

>>121397237
too much krokodil

>>121397237
more like
>why is fng so bad at drafting

>>121397303
exclusivity deals for extended periods of time

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>>121397238

>>121396746
>Lina
>LC
>Nyx

>>121397307
Does their team have a Tiny, Alchemist or Doom?

>>121396945
she's dating a white guy after breaking up with sing

>>121397303
seems fine with livestreamer

>>121397307
When you want to win.

>>121396746
Ogre Shaker
Earthvoid
Faceless Magi

>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites

THORIN TRIGGERING SWEDES

OUR
GUY

>>121397736

>That first fucking part

I knew there was a reason I didnt like Akke. Fucking moron

>DURR LETS INVITE SOE EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT DOTA

>>121397736
>can't come up with a decent argument
>says it's just unreasonable hate
every time

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>>121397238

not really that depressing, i just like the misty-ness

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>>121397736
Sweden really is a pathetic country

>>121397935
hey she's hot at least
geez

>>121397736
Swedes can just go fuck themselves. I wish they were just purged from the internet.

>>121397736
>You'll never be a cück

thank you jesus

>>121397736
Honestly the only girl I can think of who is qualified and knows shit about the game is Bububu, but I guess they didnt think of her/she doesnt want to cast

But yeah the problem is all the well known dota females are retarded and all the actual smart ones are relatively noname

http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites


SWEDEN YES

>>121397993
Not even hot anymore, ruined by tattoos and shitty hair

our guy mason casting DC losing to peru again

>>121397736
dont forget:

Per Olsson Lille @PajkattDota
@FollowAkke Akke for president

>>121397736
orkar inte läsa favä
jag vet vad som väntar på andra sidan länken

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>>121396945
>Sing breaks up with Fwoshy
>Fwoshy immediately gets a white boyfriend
>posts about it on instagram
>muh loyal asian waifu meme etc

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>>121397736
I wonder how he can stand to be on the same team as a disgusting racist like bulldog

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>>121398197
>Sings face when

>>121398197
who gives a fuck she's ugly as sin for an asian girl, and asian girls can easily be cute
her eyes look fucking retarded
also sing is a fucking memetard

>>121398197
>expecting anything less from an American Jew Yorker Asian

>>121398067

Bubu would know what she's talking about but she's really not a great speaker.

Maybe as an analyst if she actually wanted to, I imagine she doesnt.

>>121397993

So? Lots of girls are hot. As in literally millions of girls are hot.
Average girls can look hot if you try hard enough.

If you wanna look at a hot girl, go have a wank then come back.

>>121398197
I'm pretty sure ladyboys doesn't count as "waifus".

>>121398078
>>121397736
he's actually right

>>121397935
>>121397993
I'm actually surprised neither Sheever nor Soe were invited desu senpaitachi. At least they're active in the dota scene and Sheever has lots of fans

>>121398329
>So? Lots of girls are hot. As in literally millions of girls are hot.
>Average girls can look hot if you try hard enough.
>If you wanna look at a hot girl, go have a wank then come back.
hence my fucking spoiler, moron

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3roqvd/akkes_thoughts_on_the_talent_invites_for_the/
upvote it lads xp

>>121398407

Sheever is active, Soe isnt. Soe does whatever company will pay her

Its cringey watching her do blizzard events when she doesnt have shit to say

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>>121398384

how is he right? you westerners deserve to be strangled for spouting stupid shit, thorin said it proper, spots for casting etc should be awarded on merit, i wouldn't give a fuck if i was listening to a damn alien if he could do it properly

>>121398407
how is soe active in the dota scene?

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>>121397736
>using dota casters and analysts as role models

Yeah OKAY

>>121397736
>with that said I don’t mean there are others that also don’t deserve one
>both Soe and Sheever are more qualified than some of the people that are invited, but with that said I do think everyone that are invited deserves it as well.
I can't handle all this political correctness he's using because he doesn't want to make anyone feel bad.

>>121398660
Fuck off back to the middle ages
There's no place for someone like you in a progressive society

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Does any other game have a guy like purge?Someone dedicated to teaching noobs how to play and understand the complexities of the game? Or are we the only ones blessed with someone so cute?

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>>121398384
lelda pls go and stay go

>>121398673
she drew tidehunter once and fucks maelk

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>>121398796

>>121398812
Day9 for starcraft

>>121398660
did you even read what he said?

>Personally I believe both Soe and Sheever are more qualified than some of the people that are invited
>Because let’s be honest here, no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split because yes, there are more males casting and yes, there are more males qualified for the roles. It’s not weird in any way.

>>121398812
Hearthstone has Trump I guess

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>>121398812
He's the only one I can think of. Of his attitude and mannerisms anyway

Purge is truly a blessing

>>121398384
who do you remove from the list to add a female personality?

also, almost every lan this year has had sheever / soe / some other female talent, dota probably has the least issue with women being unrepresented out of any major esport.

Maybe this is just Akke's way of trying to get laid

>>121398294
to be fair, every white guy i know that goes to asia (military, TEFL, whatever) always comes back with a waifu
if you're white and handsome, anything is possible

I've had a couple of bad games and they all sorta follow the same trend. Okay laning, dealing poorly with enemy rotations, leaving their carry to farm the midgame and then getting rolled over in teamfights.

I usually play support, so I'm at liberty to choose from a bunch of heroes, but I'm not sure what could do well against the problems my team is facing. Anyone have any suggestions on what horoes/combinations deal decently with this issue?

>>121399052
>who do you remove from the list to add a female personality?
serious question ?
there are some questionable invited persons. kotlguy, godz, zyori, nahaz to name a few, these are cringe incarnate

>>121399052
Kotlguy...

>>121398384
>>121398976
Who would you replace with Sheever?
Not even going to mention zoe because her english won't even be enough for an interviewer.

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>>121398812
>tfw you miss a last hit you shouldn't have

>>121398976

>The problem I see is that when I look at the list of invited people, there are ZERO females. Not even one.

throws it all in the water with that, what's the problem, if there were girls that could bring something to the table they would have been invited

>>121398976
not him but I agree that Sheever should be around even though her casting is awful along with her 3k mmr insight but at least she works hard and has stuck with the scene for many years. But Soe can fuck off, she is a literal nobody in the dota 2 scene and she knows nothing about the game and it shows in her horrible "interviews", her hosting skills are terrible at best and she can barely string a sentence together.

>>121399178
>kotlguy
You would honestly replace kotlguy as a host with sheever? what the fuck is wrong with you?
>godz
godz has more knowledge of the game and is a native english speaker
>zyori
same as godz
>nahaz
as much as you like to meme about nahaz, he's actually not that bad if you compare him to shit like sheever

>Swedes
>WE NEED TO FORCE 50 GENDER ON THE PANEL YOU GUYS!!!

Thank fucking God, Swedes are not in charge of matchmaking algorithm.

>>121399007
Praise him, still watching his shit.

He has a lovely voice and I like his calm, polite demeanour.

Would marry if girl.

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why is bulldog the only swede in dota that isn't a complete faggot?

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Reminder that v1lat is swedish now too

>>121399536
kotlguy tries too hard and isn't fun one bit
godz is fucking annoying and biased as shit
zyori is zyori. he's just bearable but sniff sniff
nahaz is a 45 year old acting like a 25 years old on cocaine, also fucking unbearable

>>121399536
Kotlguy is fucking awful, even the shit host of Sheever is a big upgrade.

This idea that everyone should be equally represented/involved in everything is literally a pathology. A new, currently unrecognized form of mental illness.

>>121399654
v1lat is just a drama queen, typical hohol really

>>121399536
>as much as you like to meme about nahaz, he's actually not that bad if you compare him to shit like sheever

except he never shuts the fuck up and thinks his useless statistics are meaningful in any way

are swedes literally reddit : the nation?

>>121399178
>kotlguy
Meme lord who entertains 12 year olds
>godz
6k mmr player with extensive experience
>zyori
Idiot, but still has many games casted and experienced
>nahaz
Someone has to fill in the role of Bruno, and he taught Dota2 statistics at University level

You are just fucking stupid kiddo

It's surprising that Sheever is the best Dota has to offer when it comes to female personalities

Like how fucking hard is it for some okay looking decently spoken girl to learn a bit of dota? She'd get into every event easily. Is the money so poor that girls of that caliber find better opportunities elsewhere?

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The thing is though, if valve change commentating roster and add in a female, then it would be JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING A FEMALE. That would mean that the fucking retards crying over a lack of gender representation would get a female based solely on gender representation. LITERAL DISCRIMINATION.

I have to fucking God valve don't change their Frankfurt line-up.

>>121399759
>>121399568
read what he fucking said you autists:
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
>no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split
no one is saying there should be a 50/50 split

>>121399903
Bubu is literally the only known female dota player above 5k except for the shitter lily iirc

>>121399681
>>121399756
What's with the kotlguy hate?
Good looking well spoken host.
How does he try too hard?

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>>121399568
>Get a girl and her kekstack
>Their trilane safelane feeds three kills by 2nd rune spawn
>She's like "haha whoops space created!"
>Give them a Well Played!
>She goes in all chat and says "Can you report this Centaur he's telling me I need to get raped and girls shouldn't be allowed to play video games"
>"That'll show you to trash talk"
>"Haha, you mad?"
>Lose 13-50 or some score like that

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>>121399536
Dakota please, we know it's you

>>121399536
Did you watch nanyang?
Sheever was constantly correcting kotlguy's bullshit.

>>121397979
cool


post more...

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>>121399178
Alright so as useless as these guys are apparently
Which female personalities do you replace them with that'd do a better job eh?
Aside from Sheever or Soe

>VP

>>121397736
>literally hundreds of male casters, only 20 or so actually ever receive spots
>maybe ten or so women casters, two of which are considered "good"

Yea the 1:22 ratio is fucked, it should be 1:50 or something

>>121400018
>I don't get platitudes
>slippery slope doesn't exist

Fuck yourself desu senpai

>>121400126
replace kotlshit with sheever
for the rest get better guys if needed I don't care
but saying "we have the best we can't find better, girl or not" is fucking bullshit

>>121400040
He's unfunny, boring, soulless and lacks game knowledge.

>Oh but i want to suck his dick
Good for you but fuck off with your degeneracy.

>>121400056
Are you mad though?

>>121400034
There is that one twitch girl epphey or something that has 5.1k or something like that

>>121398794
Sheever is not good enough to be invited as a caster. She's doesn't know enough or speak well enough to be a panelist or a host.

Soe is a below average host who only gets gigs because of affirmative action.

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Post em you swedekeks

>>121399903

Basically to get into esports as a player/caster you have to go full n33t training because the opportunities are really very poor. Women go neet less frequently than men, and if they do, they don't care about videogames. So for every 50 esports neets that are male there's like 1 female. It's mathematically impossible.

>>121399568
>it has to be 50/50
>5 players
>2 males, 2 females, 1 trans

Who else would you get besides Sheever and perhaps Soe though

like
that's the reason there are no females casting the majors
because there aint fucking women at all

>>121400040
Because he's a normie; he has a wife, a kid, a job, is /fit/, good looking and maintains relationships with people. /d2g/ hates that about him so they exaggerate his not that bad casting and talk about his eyes a lot.

>>121400056
I wish I was a girl so I could bully people like that

>>121400209
Way to completely avoid the query m8
Why did you even reply

>>121400056
>not muting retardstacks the moment you discover them
>>121400256
Probably just disappointed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhO82fynkTs

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>check out soes twitter :) to see if she's crying about no invite :)
>see this

:)

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>>121400197
>muh slippery slope
what? the slippery slope of more women gitting gud at dota and casting and being competitive? what a horrible slippery slope that would be!

or are you actually so fucking stupid that you think somehow our sjwvalvereddit overlords will force only transqueer women of color rape survivors to cast dota?

>>121400056
It'd seem like you are, indeed, mad, anon

>Sheever not invited to frankfurt major

Where were you when sheeverposters got keked and she was not invited?