Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>121367731
>>121367731
>>121367731
>>121367731
>>121367731

File: 1446397512743.jpg (55KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 600x800px

2ND FOR OUR GUYS

SIXTEEN AND A HALF MINUTES

BEYOND GODLIKE

TWO ULTRA KILLS IN 15 MINUTE

PROUD ALLIANCE FANGAY

>>121367940
you got lost again? reddit is the other way

File: lgodeating.jpg (106KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 1024x768px

feel good man

File: 1446222657660.png (2MB, 1640x886px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1640x886px

nth for all Sheeverfags are sad and lonely virgins

>Laning as le magic man of many spells and no pupils
>Running Quas-Exort
>Keeping forge spirits up to farm/poke with while also having cold snap/sunstrike queued
>Enemy pudge hooks me
>Don't even bother moving, just mash both spells and auto attack
>Pudge dies
>Repeats 3x until he learns to stop hooking me

This has happened at least 5 times within the last month, are Pudge players fucking retarded or what?

File: le balanced invis fag.png (9KB, 1311x92px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 1311x92px

>riki is not OP
just buy dust for him xD

>2015
>Icefraud still thinks that Tiny is balanced

>>121367964
hello reddit

File: 1445754490290.jpg (41KB, 640x628px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 640x628px

>tfw learning Russian on Duolingo
>tfw can soon be level-headed translator for Russian/non-Russian teammates

))

>>121368017
>you will never be as handsome as akke
jdimsatbah

>>121368250
axaxaxaxaxaxaxa

Can't wait for Swedes to shut the fuck up after Major

File: CHEEKI BREEKI.webm (1MB, 1022x568px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1022x568px

>>121368250
You say that but soon you will embrace what it is to be slav

>>121367760
I want lina to peg me

>>121368250
УEБИЩE ДEФAЙ TOП
try this

in all seriousness

what tier is liquid?

>>121368017

akke is so fucking hot

>>121368347

Meme tier with a binary setting, doing it or not doing it.

>og vs nlg could already start since it's late
>no, better press le red button of le memes xdd

VIVA PERU

>Kelly posting is a banable offense
>Sheever posting isn't

Nice general dotards

File: iusghruthyer.jpg (251KB, 1468x823px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 1468x823px

>dota

xDXXxDDDD

What the fuck is going on

File: Sans titre.png (2MB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x900px

The game of defense of the ancients number 2 version reborn 2015

dotards ?

i like peru :3

File: viva.png (897KB, 1094x672px) Image search: [Google]

897KB, 1094x672px

vivá peru

>>121368463
>muh professionalism

what the fuck is wrong with sweden?

half the times I watch memeleague there are mexicans singing

>>121368530
viva peru

>>121368530
at least they know their audience

File: 1384753827176.png (754KB, 800x634px) Image search: [Google]

754KB, 800x634px

man what is going on
I guess this is a meme but I don't even know what meme it is
like maybe this would be funny after Unknown wins Frankfort

meme

>>121368331
>uyebishche defai top

"May I please go top, dearest teammates"?

>>121368047
is she actually 30 and spending all her time on fucking casting doto? jesus

File: 1408959727255.png (536KB, 630x472px) Image search: [Google]

536KB, 630x472px

>>121368080
whats the best place for him? Roaming?

yo for fucking real i love mariachi bands

but i feel bad for them for being reduced to a cultural joke. must feel like shit to do that for a living

File: Mexico pls.png (4MB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2560x1600px

>log in
>see this

wat do?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is going on?

>>121368578
>he enjoys the twitch/reddit tier memes
your retardness is leaking, you might want to contain it and keep it for yourself

>>121368530
I fucking hate Memeleague so much

>your average dota 2 cast
dotards?

File: what the fuck is going on.jpg (104KB, 959x830px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 959x830px

Uh dotards? Why is there a mexican Mariachi on the stream?

Europe is a fucking joke, get these beaners off the screen and stop willfully keking yourselves with le multiculture meme

>>121368632
I'm 30 and I spend 8 hours a day shitposting on vg

File: kotlfag.png (276KB, 779x303px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 779x303px

How do we stop this fag from infiltrating into more tourneys?
Who even gets him these gigs?
Is he literally taking in the ass behind the scenes? I can't see any other reason why somebody in the right might would think it's a good idea to let Kotl "Reddit" guy host a single tourney. This is his like 3rd in a row?!!! I can't remember, was at mlg columbus as well?

File: Helena is Loda.jpg (407KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 1920x1080px

>>121368585
>Slavkek can't handle the banter

I thought Mariachi was Mexican folk music? What does that have to do with Peru?

File: ayy2.jpg (163KB, 1251x648px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 1251x648px

looks fun

>>121368608
Weaver buffs when?

>>121368670

I do too. I don't think they feel shitty for playing their traditional music for people, especially if it makes people happy.

I went to college in Southern California and the Mexican workers there (cooks and janitors and gardeners and shit) absolutely go apeshit for mariachi.

>>121368731
jesus christ what a disaster of a panel

I kinda liked redeye but the rest are beyond redemption god help us

>>121368723

>they're gonna gangbang sheever later

>>121368645
depends, if you got an actual lategame carry, then you can gank loads, still need farm though.

going full roam before diffu will almost always cost you the game.

>>121368796
mariachis are based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_6-IwMPjM

>>121368530
>>121368570
>>121368671

worst part was the loud as fuck alarm that went off while they were still talking. cringy af

>>121368687
>muhmuh pro dota
fuck off mong
dota is dying day by day, people barely watch dota nowadays
this kind of entertainment is good for the scene

Will Tobi ever cast a relevant tournament again?

>>121368623
rofl
its "DEF TOP MOTHERFUCKER"
not actually "motherfucker" just untranslatable russian curse

File: 1423592195035.jpg (77KB, 510x546px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 510x546px

>>121368731
>reddit
you answered your own question really

File: 53256772_p3_master1200.jpg (249KB, 921x1184px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 921x1184px

Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

File: nFRBMW7.gif (1MB, 381x435px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 381x435px

>>121368731
>mfw i found out kotlguy was Jedah from clan lntc in heroes of newerth

>>121368645
Riki is roaming support, yeah
first point is invis, then cloud, then backstab maxed, go for cheap agility items like wb while you buy tp, wards, dust, and the like, just roam lanes and set up kills

go arcanes -> mek -> greaves so you can purge dust and help your team fight

>>121368731
>pyrion "not even 3k" flax
>Red "don't even play dota rofl" eye
>Maelk "LoL is just as hard as dota"
>Nahaz "don't even play dota rofl"
>Kotl "MEMES" guy

They are all fucking shit, faggot

>>121368796
ikr

>you will never have your own mariachi band playing for you every time you win a game of dota

File: lurts.png (167KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 255x255px

First for Finland dota

Liquid are doin it

>>121368909
what does this shit have to do with dota? people are unironically defending memeleague holy fuck how do they keep getting away with this shit

>>121368725
what is wrong with having monkeys entertain you?

let me remind all american "sports" are dominated by niggers, pretty much the same

get a brain

File: upvoted.png (7KB, 320x971px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 320x971px

>>121368909
">reddit memes are good for the scene"
-a redditor

>>121368728
We dont see you atleast

>>121368731
fucking disaster, none of these people have any right talking about dota

>kotlguy
who fucking knows, apparently being soulless and faking all your enthusiasm is impressive to valve and gets you gigs hosting the biggest tournaments of the year

>>121369054
"mariachi trench" came from d2g

>>121368645
Gondar is a better choice for early roaming than Riki and isn't as hungry for levels. An underleveled Riki is much more of a liability to his team than an underleveled Gondar.

>>121369037
Yeah, let in even more brown skins into your country

Sweden YES

>get a brain

kill yourself

File: 5fWk8ak.jpg (61KB, 483x495px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 483x495px

>Purge
>KOTLGUY
>Maelk
>Nahaz.
>Memeflax.
Yep this major is going to suck complete dick.

File: CTEG4WXWUAEC6oT.jpg (249KB, 800x1800px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 800x1800px

FULL "TALENT" LIST

>>121368981
>arcanes mek riki
>maxing backstab without at least two points in permanent invisibility
you're retarded and might as well not even max backstab

>>121369121
marinade*

>>121369189
Weppas is top tier observer desu

>>121369150
>>121368731
they won't be casting games so that's a plus, just mute them during the "analysis"

>Na'vi haven't won a match in 50 days.
Kek.

>>121368670
it's only a joke for people outside of the major latino areas in the southern usa/mexico

i'm a white dude from texas but god damn even i like some mariachi music from time to time. it can be hype af or honestly pretty moving/emotional

REMINDER THAT EVERYBODY COPIES PUPPAN DRAFTS

>>121369121
Reddit steals our memes everyday it's nothing new

>>121369189
At least not all of the onsite casters are terrible

>>121368870
hey i grew up just outside of mystic

>>121369054
>>121369035
Who gives a shit if it doesn't have anything to do with dota.
I usually hated all these kind of dumb things because I watched dota constantly and wanted nothing but dota, but this was entertaining. And dota fucking needs this shit.
Dota can barely even hit 100k nowadays for anything but a major LAN.
Meanwhile CSGO hits those kind of numbers with random online tourneys whose prizepool is tiny comparatively.

>>121369189
I really like Blitz
Somehow he makes whatever fuck he's standing beside a lot less annoying

>>121369189
I dunno why Blitz keeps getting analytical caster positions

>>121369189
again the hosts are unwatchable what the fug

File: CTEEgO-WoAEuH69.jpg (135KB, 533x1199px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 533x1199px

>Merlini with his ego boosted opinions on "what is bad/good", "HOW IS X TEAM GONNA WIN THIS GAME? I SEE NO CHANCE" and then the team he shit talked about stomps the other team in 15 min.

>Purge with his 4k mmr analysis

>Zyori with his disgusting sniff-balls

>Godz with his residentsleeper voice and no good analysis whatsoever

>"IM LE EBIN BAD XDXDDXDX"-memer Pyrion Flax

>Redeye, what the fuck is this granpa doing here?

>Maelk,totally irrelevant since his feeding in EG years ago, hasnt done anything and just invited because of ESL and JoinDota rubbing their dicks together.

>Nahaz interrupting everyone because he has to shout his latest useless STAT all the fucking time.

>Noxville, who the fuck is this guy?

>Kpoptosis disgusting feet

Wow, this first major is probably and usually when it comes with ESL events, gonna be shit, hopefullt based dadskyl, ODpixel and kotlguy is gonna save the event.

File: 1444751609127.jpg (134KB, 422x437px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 422x437px

>>121369189
>Pyrion

чeмy??????

>>121368984
Redeye can keep a conversation and is good at his job.

>Maelk "I like to watch my gf get fucked by other men"
>Kotl "Sold his soul to the Jewish overlords for a piece of bread" guy

Can't think of anything for Pyrion, seems like a cool guy to hang around with.

>>121369189
I like capitalist+blitz and ld+winter

>>121368981
what you suggest is fucking retarded, guardian greaves cost fucking 5k and offer you pretty much nothing in terms of killing power.

if you want to play proper roamer get a fucking hero that isnt so damn item dependent.

LODA GREW UP IN AFRICA

POTTERY

POTTERY IN ACTION

BASED LODA

>>121369343
You truly are autistic, holy shit
lmaoing at you life

>>121369391
>>Purge with his 4k mmr analysis
are you EE or RTZ fan by any chance?

>>121369206
>two points in invis
for what reason
you use it to initiate on people, not to escape
backstab + smoke are the only ways you can be useful and more points in smoke are not worth it

maybe one point in backstab and then stats

File: 1354801116565.jpg (48KB, 456x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 456x600px

>>121369189
>no Winter in Main event
>Zyori
>PyrionFlax
>ReDeYe
>Nahaz
>Kotlguy

File: 1443304637859.jpg (30KB, 390x495px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 390x495px

>>121369391
>disliking our canonical guy Purge "Kevin" "Poonslayer" Godec

???

>>121369376
He's actually pretty good at it.

>>121369189

Wp Valve and ESl.
Only people that matter in the scene are invited,

Godz got BTFO desu.
Sheever too
Lumi too
Am I forgetting someone?

The bald Irish dwarf and the 'best' Swedish TA don't count.

>>121369189
toby got fat as fuck, jesus

File: Jonathan-Berg.jpg (26KB, 711x533px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 711x533px

>>121369464
>He did not know

>>121368731
honestly if it was just no nahaz and kotlguy i'd be fine with it. literally anyone else besides those two. pyrion isn't super knowledgeable but at least he isn't an autism robot, nor does he talk over people and desu senpai sometimes he's got some good bantz.

why not put blitz on the panel? or purge? or synderin? is it because they'll be casting and so they can't possibly talk about the draft or what went wrong/right in the games? why not get some more retired pros like zai or maybe even some current pros who didn't make it like to the majors like bulba or something.

jesus valve why

>>121369481
good one!! xDDD (^:
But watching dota since 2009 gets a bit tiring.

>>121369391
>odpixel
Auction boy does "play by play" casting

>>121369189
All of these hosts are absolute garbage at hosting, except redeye but he has literally 0 dota knowledge so he's shit at that too

>>121369523
extra regen and lower fade delay
2 points in it before maxing backstab

>>121369707
sounds good

>>121369684
nobody cares about your reddit tier opinions and life, go blog about it on reddit

File: tfw everyone hates your hair.webm (2MB, 1276x714px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1276x714px

>>121369189

File: _tiny_.jpg (32KB, 277x296px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 277x296px

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>121369491
>>121369575

He is LITERALLY 4k mmr, he didn't said anything wrong.

>>121369805
pretty sure hes 5k

>>121369189
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR GIRL SOE???

>>121369427
>Redeye can keep a conversation and is good at his job.
You know who else could do that? 2GD, and he played the game. 2fucking bad he burnt all his bridges with valve from TI4.

>>121369805
purge is 5k now

VIVA PERU

File: 1404630343496.jpg (24KB, 448x545px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 448x545px

>tfw Schizoid solo queue player since forever
>Valve will never bring back solo queue
>If it's not buttfuck retarded 2-3 stacks in ranked it's buttfuck retarded 4 stacks in unranked

help I just want to enjoy this game again

>>121369868
maybe if he payed boosting service

>>121369868
He wa sfucking 4k when he joined zephyr

AFUCKING 4K SHITTER JOINED A PRO TEMA AND EXPECTED TO DO SOMETHING


lmfao

>>121369189
I seriously contemplate being done with this shit scene

>>121369189
THOUGHTS, WEPPAS????????????

>>121369875
>girl
>our

More like OUT rofl

>>121369427
>Redeye can keep a conversation

same with Pyrion, at least during TI5 panel. obviously shit at dota but at least he could banter with Redeye and keep things interesting

>>121369937
BSJ probably hooked him up desu

>>121369943
umm mmr doesnt matter ??

>>121369943
So? he's still top1% of the playerbase

Who 5k+ here?

Played with NiP.Limmp yesterday, against Na`vi.Dendi, lol :)

so dotards, at what number of hours will this game not make me feel like killing myself whenever i'm playing it

>>121368075
>incredibly high pick rate
>low win rate

yes.

Guys, I like those latin songs. What is that genre called?

>>121370038
>girl

epic maymay anon xD just epic xD never gets old xD

>>121369523

Dude while you're in lane farming trying not to die it's better to get 2 point in invi at least
Then maybe 3 point in backstab or 1 cloud 2 backstab

Riki isn't that great at killing people before diffusal and generally I don't like getting cloud if I can't have a fast basi

>>121370138
You have to go back.

>>121369943
they won like 125 grand though

god i hate purge

honestly the dota 2 "personality" is so unprofessional and stale and its just the same clique circlejerk event after event

>>121370034
yeah

>>121369943
did your 4k ass take games off of people who played in TI qualifiers while playing with your friends?
was your 4k ass at the top of a country's dota scene?
no?
maybe put up or shut up

>>121370096
here, played with Holy-Moly once

File: empire_twitter.png (412KB, 603x546px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 603x546px

Is Empire Twitter guy, our guy too?

>>121370156
Anon, your pills.

>>121370127
If you're playing solo, never.

fuck support maining keks and fuck purge

>>121370251
Purge is one of few decent people in this shit scene, family

File: plottinghands.png (1KB, 214x198px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 214x198px

>>121369887

>call LD a fat fucking Jew on stream
>lose your job

He should have known better, hehehe.

>>121370096
Played with Pajkatt a few times, that kid really likes QoP of pain too much desu senpai

>>121370313
fuck off reddit

>>121367975
Are you from germany maybe?

File: BZ8RW_1CEAAXIwR[1].jpg (28KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x338px

>/d2g/ shitting on based Purge

What's happened to you people?

>>121369189
The panel is fucking dogshit, casters are okay though, thank God

File: L-GOD the D.jpg (52KB, 575x768px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 575x768px

>>121370313
>Slavs comparing themselves to swedes, the master race

Lol

>>121370313

Alliance memes? He's Reddit's guy.

>>121370393
no he willingly left because he 1) wanted to work on his arena shooter game that will bomb, and 2) knew that dota was going to become full of BTS autist shitters

>>121370313
le EPIC twitch memers HEH XDDD

>>121370496

when she succ

>>121370034
...yeah...

>>121370496
something about sheevers apperance makes me think she smells weird

not bad but just weird

>>121370465
>master race
>a çuckold who raises another man's child

File: 1369225316390.jpg (3KB, 124x124px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 124x124px

>>121370497
>he willingly left

Good goy. That's exactly what happened, hehehe.

>>121370446
d2g doesn't take kindly to people who actually play dota

File: his name.jpg (144KB, 701x770px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 701x770px

What do you guys call this champ again?

>>121370646
She has a cat, I'm pretty sure she smells bad

>>121370781
pudge

>>121370781

...who?

Who 5k+ here?

>>121370781
Captain America

>>121370781
a literall who hero

>>121370781
>EG. "I'd Murder you all in real life" Mason

Your typical gung ho murican

>>121370781
stop nadota this is just sad now

>>121370497
Honestly his game looks cool, I just don't think there's any market for it at all

Fata getting dumpstered

>>121370696
it is though
draskyl and tobi shit on VALVE, and still get jobs from them
why would anything happen to 2GD for his usual banter
do you really think valve prefers having uncharismatic autists over having 2GD?

>>121370830
>be 3k shitter
>multiple friends in 5k and 6k
>no clue how they do it

meh

>>121370830
4.7k, until recently I haven't really cared about gaining MMR and have played mostly support and offlane, now I'm spamming Nevermore and QoP in an effort to become autism

>>121371093
>friends

File: 1444497332175.jpg (2MB, 686x3168px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 686x3168px

>>121370781
the man who didnt follow orders

>>121370990
yeah that's the prob, arena shooters are dead in the water because no one can figure out how to revitalize and market them
[spoilers]fucking console casuals[/spoilers]

>>121371182
yeah, i know. that's probably why i'm not cut out for 5k

>>121370781
Too good for this world

File: 1438710173207.png (93KB, 250x252px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 250x252px

Valve has put you in charge of fixing Kdota

What do?

>>121370692
>Gets his child stolen by superior man

Literally anti-kek master race L-GOD

Why is PPDs face so punchable ?

>>121371312
Make female heroes actually pretty instead of walking abortions.

>>121370781
4k shitter who will never be nothing more than a meme

File: 2015-11-05_00001.jpg (194KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1920x1080px

>>121370830

me.

pic related

Rtc was right?

>>121370990
this desu, reminds me a bit of the old mechwarrior games, in a good way

>>121370781
JOHN CENA

File: cucke.png (44KB, 610x309px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 610x309px

is akke a social justice warrior you guys?

>>121371235
>Mason was the lone shooter in the scene
Nice try CIA.

>>121371312
>sign a deal with the Korean government to exclude men from conscription if they qualify for Majors/TI
>regional restriction

I don't think anyone can beat me

>>121371506
well, he is swedish after all

>>121371506
SWEDEN YES

File: 1427993988914.png (74KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 1000x1000px

>drums ember

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS -LITERALLY- RETARDED SENPAI?

>>121371506
He is right though.

Would rather have a bunch slutty DJ-girls than all these unfunny anglo shits

>>121371506
>post that on reddit with a title stating how you approve of akke there
>get reddit gold
simple as that

>>121371506
>sheever and soe are 10000000 better than nahazand kotlbot
>don't get invited
>0 women invited, in fact
>akke points it out
>ess jay double-you!!
?

File: 1441913748168.png (193KB, 444x428px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 444x428px

>3k shitter
>older brother is 5.5k
>ask older brother how to get gud
>tells me that it's just like learning to drive a car, you just have to keep doing it and eventually you become competent
>don't know how to drive a car either

what do?

>>121371506
ITS 2015 COME ON

also fuck kekliane and fuck balda the kek and fuck cukke too fuck them all

>>121371246
They don't really fit any of the microtransaction shit that keeps games like CS alive either. Anything that clutters the design is a lot more of a negative in a genre that lives and dies by how clean the experience is.

>>121371506
Based Sweden

File: bulldog.png (38KB, 623x259px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 623x259px

>>121371506

>>121371506
you can't take C U C K out of Sweden it seems

>>121371506
HOLY FUCK, I HATE SWEDES

>>121371597
the first sounds cool although I feel like Riot and Blizzard would've done this already if it were possible

second one was tried already, didn't work bc everyone is already playing LoL or whatever the latest MMO is

>>121371681
ur right senpai you should top at bracer for ember desu with you family desu

>>121371506
The grill caster from NZ (Llama something) could potentially be invited next major if she keeps casting. With a decent cocaster I unironically think she could be pretty good.

>>121371506
This is why liberals are a joke.

You're blaming someone who's not responsible for women not finding Dota interesting.

How is it valves fault that there are no competent women in the scene?

Should they hire someone whos incompetent or less skilled than a male simply because they were born with a vagina?

How will affirmative action and promoting mediocrity help women in any way?

>>121371506
he's just trying to plug some friends of his in the scene

>>121371863
>second one was tried already, didn't work bc everyone is already playing LoL or whatever the latest MMO is
Didn't work because of Nexon, really, but yeah.

>>121371695
solo going from 3-5k is an extremely lengthy process that can take months. It's always best to just calibrate at a high MMR on a new account and play dota on that.

The problem is when you solo que, no matter how well you play there are going to be a lot of games you just won't win because you get terrible players, or completely out drafted, or that particular person is just not feeling it or gets pushed over the edge and feeds/rage quits.

So a lot of the games are decided before they even start. But if you do play good consistently you will eventually climb, but getting from 3-5k takes at minimum 80 wins in a row, with 60% WR (good) that's about 800 games,.

File: frodo.jpg (7KB, 225x224px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x224px

>>121371764
Why don't they just invite HelenaLive to do interviews/host?

They can just get these slutty djs to dance during the breaks
Who needs 3k sheever analysis

>>121371691
how are those even comparable lel
soe barely does dota events, also i'm pretty fucking sure she's busy as fuck as she hosts for a ton of other events. she's basically at every ESL dota event she can be at, i don't see why they'd skip her for this one.

and, even though i like sheever, she's improved a ton in terms of hosting.
kotlguy arguably does a better job at that

>>121372059
my only wish is she would let her co-caster speak a bit, and get a little bit of speech therapy
>droft
>aa blost
>dawk seea
it's like tobi's first few years all over again

File: 666.gif (229KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 500x281px

>>121371506
So you rather watch literal whos that know nothing about the game instead of Sheever, soe or some random qt?

I bet you enjoy hot cum up your anus too.

>>121371695
>don't know how to drive a car
aren't you a little young to be posting here?

>>121371506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8kgAB1n2E

File: Frodo yes.jpg (7KB, 300x152px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 300x152px

>>121372216
>Thats ill eagle

>>121372117
>How is it valves fault that there are no competent women in the scene?
Have you even looked at the list of people they got there? Competency was not the thing they were looking for.

>>121372368
CLQ casting the casters, seems like a South Park episode.

>>121372368
hello reddit

File: 7457584.png (69KB, 616x706px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 616x706px

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SWECLUCKS GOT BTFO BY LITERALLY OUR GUY?????????????????????????

>>121372368
>19:20

the greatest

>>121372289
Sheever doesn't analyse shit, her job is to ask leading questions to the actual analysts and she does it well.

>>121372327
>So you rather watch literal whos that know nothing about the game instead of Sheever, soe or some random qt?
see the issue here is that you are implying that are not literal whos who know jack shit about the game.

>>121372471
>Sheever good on a panel?
>Soe good on a panel?

They don't even compare with the ones who got hired.

>nahaz

fucking dropped

>>121372541
>CLQ
>reddit

pick one

so I'm just getting into this game, dotards

hero draft seems to be the competitive mode of choice? is all pick just a joke or something

does this mean i'm going to have to learn a lot of heroes fuck me

>>121372059
Her accent and tone is great.
She might be the very best, just to listen to.
And: All the casters she is competing with, except Purge has terrible game and mechanic knowledge anyhow. She doesn't do worse than them, so there is no downside.

>>121372471
literally everyone invited is more competent than Sheever, a woman who's been "casting" dota for like 3 years and is still terrible.

File: 1446591171449.png (458KB, 374x574px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 374x574px

>tfw you will never be in Puppey's arms

>>121372812
Is this OTP?

>>121372610
this, the dumb caster / smart caster dynamic is a model that works and it's worked since the beginning of time

>>121372548
>Llama
A person whos casted for about a week and isn't good?
>Sheever
A shit host who only gets invited to stuff because she has a vagina?
>2 swedish casters
LITERALLY WHO NOT EVEN ENGLISH WHAT

Bomb sweden.

>>121372682
>literally browsing reddit in one of his videos
>not reddit
ok

>>121372864
Shame twitch chat is too retarded to know this

File: PLD clown9.jpg (72KB, 354x580px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 354x580px

>>121372861
Reminder that Puppey was about to leave Navi after MLG just to form a team with Pie

>N0LANS GETTING BTFO BY SWEDEN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

WHY IS NAHAZ INVITED

File: swedes.gif (3MB, 448x336px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 448x336px

>>121371506
>>121371764
>>121372548

FUCK SWEDES

File: Black Daddy.jpg (14KB, 264x396px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 264x396px

you been winning your games, son?

File: 1446091604118.gif (3MB, 200x150px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 200x150px

>>121372732
>does this mean i'm going to have to learn a lot of heroes fuck me
what were you expecting?

>>121372812
I need porn of this

>>121372913
>the whole point of the video was to show terrible sites where people discuss shit they know nothing about

Are you stupid?

File: triggggggger.jpg (102KB, 640x475px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 640x475px

>>121373003
patriarchy

Reminder that Steve is literally our guy

>>121373060
i dunno, just knowing a few for each role

i really just wanna play with my friends

File: Xcali-god.jpg (458KB, 1536x2309px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 1536x2309px

>>121373001
Remember who carried who N0lans

>>121369067

I guess you never watched bts then =P

File: 1422144264356.jpg (308KB, 1205x1032px) Image search: [Google]

308KB, 1205x1032px

>>121373001
>Madara
>Swedish

>>121371506
SWEDEN YES

>>121372732
No one plays CM anymore, you spam 1 or 2 heros constantly to climb MMR.

Doom/WR are currently what most people play, Doom has over 50% pick rate in 5k+

>>121372732
most games you play will be all pick
you can main a hero there
if you ever want to play competitive you need to understand what every hero does and you'll need to be competent at every hero that your position might play

welcome to dota, you suck

>>121373079
>being this upset that some kid with voice changer is reddit
hello reddit

Is Juggernaut a harder carry than Slardar?

>>121373202
>>121373209
thats kind of a relief to hear, thanks dotards

>>121373274
slardar isn't a carry

>>121372801
Sheever isn't terrible, she is at the same level as all the other casters.
And the general caster is terrible.

>>121372864
I agree with this. Bonus points for having good tone on the dumb caster, to make it more enjoyable.

>no sheever at majors
>actual hosts that can interact with each other

holy shit, why didn't valve do this at ti5

>>121372471
Even the worst caster they invited is better then the best female caster they can invite aka Sheever

File: lesh.png (55KB, 256x144px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 256x144px

>>121373183
Love that meme

But is there any Dota 2 hero that can defeat Leshrac?
And I’m not talking about the 6.81 Leshrac with added slow on lightning storm. No, I’m not talking about the 6.82 Leshrac with increased damage on pulse nova and activation mana cost reduction. Hell, I’m not even talking about the 6.83 Leshrac with diabolic edict duration increased and lightning storm slow and cast range increased. I’m definitely NOT talking about the 6.84 Leshrac with increased movement speed and FURTHER increased slow on lightning storm. I’m talking about fully 6 slotted 6.84 Leshrac with Octarine core, Shiva’s guard, Bloodstone, upgraded boots of travel, Bkb and Linken’s sphere with Aghanim’s scepter given to him by Alchemist and a consumed Moon shard while having Io constantly tethered to him.

>>121373343
Hasn't sheever given up casting anyway?

>>121373274
yes
but juggernaut isn't much of a carry himself

Serious question. Why isn't Sheever invited. There is no way they didn't invite her.

FUCK OFF NOLANS

S V E R I G E
V
E
R
I
G
E

File: 8===D.gif (580KB, 280x211px) Image search: [Google]

580KB, 280x211px

>>121371506
Why does the Analyst Desk exists in the first place?

File: file.png (343KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 512x512px

>>121373246
yes clq is so reddit, meanwhile our guys are people like siractionslacks

>>121373330
Because it's 2015.
Remember the 50% goyim.

>>121372336
only 19, pls no bully ;.;

>>121373497
Madara is greek

>>121373274
yes

slardar can carry but only if he snowballs really hard bc he can't farm well

juggernaut is definitely a harder carry but drops off a lot in the late game, he has the same dynamic where you want to get a lot of early game kills and mid game items so that you can wreck shit before you become mediocre in teamfights

File: _Puppey and rOtk - Romance_ TI4.webm (3MB, 1276x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1276x720px

>>121372861
This is the real OTP.

>>121373567
nlg is 3/5 swedes

File: sveden.jpg (16KB, 813x72px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 813x72px

>>121373001
>Sweden
?

they invited the guy with the white hair over the french qt?

>>121373510
siractionslacks is actually entertaining

>>121373567
Ancient greece was populated by swedes.

File: sheever jumps.webm (3MB, 604x870px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 604x870px

>>121373487
She explained on a stream a little while back that they said there were simply better choices for all the things they can do so they weren't hiring her.

File: 1445037201050.jpg (104KB, 688x899px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 688x899px

>>121373510
LD is our guy

Bulldog is right

theres literally 0 gamer girls

>>121373317
>Sheever isn't terrible, she is at the same level as all the other casters.
LMAO, a lot of the casters we have are shit but they are miles better than sheever. I would even rather watch zyori, at least he can hype cast a bit.

maybe it's been a while but you should look up the last time she casted, she hasn't improved so that's why she's fucking tried to become an analyst

There are basically three caster types; hype caster, analyst casters and commentary casters. Sheever is a commentary/hype caster but she fails in both of those. She still has issues with just fucking speaking correctly and her commentary is pretty lacking. If she was a man there would be ZERO chance for her to ever get a casting jig.

File: 1443201063860.jpg (512KB, 1742x1966px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 1742x1966px

anyone here like dota 2?

>>121373629
d'aww :3

>>121373775
/d2g/ mainstays soe and sheever are both legit gamer girls, but soe doesn't stick to one game and sheever doesn't get out of 3k

>>121373685
To be completely honest, I prefer Sheever on the desk instead of fucking Pyrion "Unfunny" Flax. But yeah if they have a budget, I guess she is the one being cut.

If they really want this forced 50% thing, they can fill the spots with some of those slav cast qts

File: 1445202997357.png (17KB, 987x496px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 987x496px

>>121373510
Sheever is our guy

>Not a single dislikeable person in the majors cast/analyst/observer team
Based fucking Valve finally did something right.
Might actually buy a plane ticket and fly to germany just for majors.

>>121373629
is puppey actually, unironically, gay?
pls say yes

>>121373510
>dogshit this
>dogshit that
btw i spam twitch chat too
t. reddit

File: gender.png (25KB, 600x243px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 600x243px

>>121373775
>4%
>4%

Valve does not have to cater to the 4%.

If women want shit then they better vote with their wallet, like Gaben said during the mod monetization bullshit.

>>121373809
No I'm just here pretending to be from Sweden to upset nerds

>csgo analyst desk
>god tier banter, good analysis
>lol analyst desk
>ex-pros, good conversation
>dota analyst desk
>nahaz and maelk

why must it be like this? can we have 2gd back please

>>121373929
he's an autist trying to fake what he thinks normies do

>>121373806
This
I like Sheever, she does an acceptable job as an analyst host person, whatever she actually does and I've gotten used enough to her that she's comfy to listen to, but she's pretty terrible at anything that actually requires any ability.

File: 1400556529517.jpg (23KB, 204x325px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 204x325px

>>121373640
SWEDES BTFO

File: 1417721771719.jpg (169KB, 653x668px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 653x668px

THE OG WORLD CLASS WRECKIN CRU.

>>121373986

i mean guys want to look at girls right??

>>121374006
no, puppey is a normie pretending to be an autist pretending to be a normie

>tfw laguna blade didn't fire because shackle hit him at the same instant

>>121374000
We used to have Bruno

>>121374000
Maelk is actually the only semi-decent person on the panel
>Kotlguy
>Pyrionflax
>Redeye
>Nahaz

No one gives a shit about any of those fuckers

>>121373806
This.
If she was a man nobody would even hear of her.
The thing that boggles my mind the most is that she is actually 3k mmr despite playing forever, hanging out the the pros, playing with the pros, getting coached. It's like the has a learning disability.

>>121374095
classic puppey

>>121369391
>be one of literally 3 "known" observers
>get invited to every single lan

>>121373929
He has a gf

He brought her to EUhub back then, remember

File: Untitled.jpg (143KB, 912x722px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 912x722px

>>121373510
siractionslacks is OUR GUY, he is fighting for casters for us

she probably will get a casting spot next major

>>121374083
Look at them, yes, but not like what Akke and the other Swedes are suggesting.

>>121374149
That's because Maelk actually knows what he's talking about.

Guy was the puppey/ppd/xiao8 of his time

Nowadays he just casts dota on Danish television 2-3 times a week

>>121374149
Why does Maelk seem to speak with such a mush-mouth accent yet Synderen's is almost unnoticeable?

File: misery sheever notail ritsu.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

alliance will never lose

This hero is fully-farmed and about to approach your team. You know you can't possibly defeat them, no matter who you are.

What's the hero?

>>121374253
>the dota 2 scene absolutely needs more intelligent and talented ladies
the dota 2 scene needs atleast ONE intelligent and talented lady *ftfy

>>121374253

>a literal redditor
>reddit fucking loves him
>our guy

noice joke m8

>>121374149
Redeye is there for the bantz.
The rest are fucking trash. I wish they could invite 7uckingHandsome at least.

>>121374361
didn't take you long to run this into the floor, good job

>>121369189
Is Draskyl like 50 years old?

>>121374341
I've always wondered this as well.
Even from his early days before he went to America, Synderen had a pretty neutral accent.

File: 1416081110071.jpg (225KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 620x413px

>>121374253
Grandgrant is on the money there desu.

>>121373809
literally fuck off
>>121374365
Faceless Void
Earthshaker
Ogre Magi

Wait is everyone really pushing this sex "parity" meme?

I'm done.

I'm fucking done with this scene.

I'm done with this fucking society.

The amount of stupidity is too high. Want a spot? Earn it. It doesn't matter if everyone invited is male, female or asexual at all.

>>121374202
Weppas, Skryff and who else?

>>121374341
Synderen is an English major.

Also, Synderen is from Jutland rather than Zealand. Zealanders have a more pronounced accent I find. Like Mads Mikkelsen.

>>121369189
tfw no ayesee

>>121374468
It is the fucking swedish cocksuckers

>>121374459
is he trying to make a case against himself, because he sure shot himself in the foot with what he wrote.

The guy can't do anything without alcohol leaking out of his butthole.

>>121374150
haven't you seen sheever playing? all she does is pick support and soak xp

>>121373629
KappaPride

File: rI7ahfW.jpg (19KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 1280x720px

What does OG stands for?

What happened to Aysee?
He was pretty decent at hype casting.

File: 1445945500151.png (2MB, 976x1296px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 976x1296px

>>121374620
She's too fucking nice. When she doesn't play #5 wardbitch she usually wins

File: 1428801977608.gif (707KB, 142x170px) Image search: [Google]

707KB, 142x170px

FUCKING MIRACLE GOD