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/TF2G/ - TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL

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DEAD GAME EDITION

>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
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tfw in LOVE
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reposten
Whats your age TF2G?
http://strawpoll.me/5923631
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>>121309123
My favorite is lugermorph
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>>121309123
CAPPER

no bully
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nth for tf2 cosplay

>>121309123
local hero is good
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can someone raffle a graylien
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>>121309294
I hope I never know this feel again
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http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626

someone tell me what i should price that flamethrower at
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>>121309179
I don't think I am.

>>121308547
Where can I get this software?
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>>121309294
tfw in love with feathers
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>>121309578
are you the want to be ftm person?
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>>121309714
when did she say that :?
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>>121309651
No, I just don't like my voice. It's honestly the single biggest reason that I don't play lobbies or competitive in general aside from lack of skill
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>>121309416
I want to get a Capper so it goes well with my Widowmaker but it's too expensive.
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>>121309773
shut the fuck up neppie
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>>121309773
>>121310234
>being a literal 80 pound manlet
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>>121307443
some brit got in a 100% spanish team and complained about how they spoke spanish in an official
oh and they lost
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>>121310423
>man
:x
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>>121310452
>spanish team and complained about how they spoke spanish in an official
Fucking hell
What's the team name?
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>Stalk some girls tumblr
>save pics
>post them on tf2g with a namefag
>claim its you
>im a le grill x3

holy fucking fuck i cant wait for ww3 to weed out all these retarded fag retards with nuclear fire. jesus christ justice WILL come to these degenerates

FUCK

OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>121310814
>degenerates
nice meme
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>>121310814
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>>121310870
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>>121309176
>op not even being edited into a spy getting hit by a critwrench
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>>121310814
>Not killing all the tumblr and reddit users first
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>>121311053
doesnt matter who is first
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>>121311053
but tumblr has so much good porn
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>>121310541
I don't know if I should say it but im 99% sure it was Fast Forward (HarZe's team)
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>>121311018
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I recently started playing again after barely playing at all for like 4 years. I think I left around sometime a bit before the Uber update. It makes me feel young again. I find myself falling into the same class that I spend most of my time on despite intending to dump more time into others, just like old times.

What's depressing though is that my go to servers(Railbait) have pretty much died off, and the Valve servers suck because no one knows each other. It also feels like there are more shitty people playing, like all those meme spouting faggots and Bronies. It's also depressing knowing that the game is slowly dying, it is pretty old after all.
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Such a shame this goes with literally nothing
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>>121312014
tf2center.com/lobbies
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>>121312014
>Join a valve server
>Some guy is sitting there calling everyone a faggot.
>Constantly.
>Some 12 year old starts talking about how he just started playing.
>Another dude wants to sell a strange back burner.
>A round of Faggots from guy 1 goes off.
>Kid says "Back burner is best pyro weapon, hands down no questions."
>Gets called a faggot.
>Reluctantly agree.

I've become one of them... Please help me.
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>>121312014
desu senpai community servers were killed because of quick play
I don't even remember the community server I frequented
I know I was trash at the time
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>>121312037
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>>121312207
Niggas probably worse the shitties that play on lobbies
Tho there is def a community there he could get into
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Hey,sorry for trouble you. I unbox my first unusual,but i noob in tf2,and i need your help.Check please my unusual,it good or bad unusual?and maybe you know price?and i could trade with you?
{LINK REMOVED}
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hi bro i need it ;x
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>>121312207
Looks pretty neat, but I'm not good enough to play competitive, and even if I was that shit would stress me out too much.
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>>121312014
welcome back
enjoy this vibrant community where the logs are everything, and baiting your team to get a kill or a bit more damage is OK
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>>121312037
I tried
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>>121312797
Well you didn't try hard enough
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>>121312712
lol everybody is good enough to play "competitive" in TF2Center, specially highlander
the skill level is a joke.
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>>121312037
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>>121312875
Played against a soldier in highlander yesterday that did nothing but charge his cow mangler and fire at our rock (on viaduct). Our sniper had 500+ lobbies and 3000 hours and could not kill him
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sometimes my loadout looks like this and doesn't show names of the items and weapons

how do i make it stay like this all the time? i prefer it more this way
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>>121312797
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Which pistol skin would go better with this loadout?
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connect 104.153.105.26:27015; password bonk

Get in here boys
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>>121313158
Stock.
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>>121313127
>>121312836
everything else doesn't work with it /at all/
consider this: [spoilers]your' all fagetz[/spoilers]
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>>121312875
invited a friend that never played lobbies to HL the other day
he did more damage than the enemy's "experienced" scout
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>>121313175
>boys
:x
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>pyro
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>>121313363
>having to constantly broadcast the fact that you are a female on an anonymous image board

truly the lesser sex
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>>121313760
how's the asperger goin
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>>121313395
this

every class has its respect

Scout for having skilled aim and movement

Soldier for Rocket Jumps, surfing, strafing, weapon management, air shots

Demo for Pill aim, sticky air shots, timing, sticky jumping

heavy for Aim, medic management, tanking,

Engineer for Building placement, sentry defense, keeping buildings alive against 9 enemy players, Aim (pistol/shotgun)

Medic for keeping everyone alive, uber management, defending yourself, timing

sniper for Aim and placement

spy for timing, sapping, patience, targeting, aim


pyro is literally useless, stupid, all crutch weapons it literally takes 0 effort. just hit m1 do a little mouse wheel and hit m1 again and literally kill anything in one hit. every pyro weapon gives FREE crits or minicrits with literally zero effort.

I seriously hope no one ITG (in this general) seriously unironically plays this shitter class...
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better get transmuting boys and gays, got 6 of my pages from missions/trasmuting
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>>121313824
There is a ranking system in competitive TF2, from highest skill to lowest skill:

>platinum
>gold
>silver
>steel
>iron

You are salt :^)
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>>121313227
Have you tried it with the Arsonist Apparatus? Maybe the
>>121312560 ?

Just throwin some ideas out there.
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>>121313960
but you didn't include salt in the list???
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>>121313824
>points out how much of an attention whore you are
>"wow you must have le autism"
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>>121314107
>believing he's a girl
>not being autistic
pick one
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>>121314261
whatever gender it is doesnt change the fact that attention whoring is retarded and annoying in general
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>>121314261
nah I'm just pointing out that if anyone is either a tranny or a girl they almost guaranteed are attention whores desperate for a spotlight. Since the posts never get deleted I might as well point out what complete waste of space they are.

In fact, TF2's playerbase houses the worst people I can imagine:

>furries
>bronies
>weebs

holy fuck where did it all go so wrong
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what happens if ow gets comp mm before tf2?
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>>121314534
people are gonna complain

that's it
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>>121314534
TF2 Pros will get the fame and money they deserve playing OW
But I doubt that TF2 MM would take that long.
If anything they'll release what they have prepared before OW's release
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>>121314534
tf2 keeps on truckin, because of the economy and community made maps
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>>121309979
nigger i use fucking apple earbuds as a microphone and have a speech impedement where i drag out the end of my sentences/phrases in a slightly higher pitched tone. you shouldnt give a fuck about your voice because people will adjust to that shit easily
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http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/420507
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Can someone post the link to the tf2gs irc chat card theyre making please?
Thanks
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>>121315303
>http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/420507
do americans still use that website? i thought they switched over to logs.tf
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So how does competitive work really?
I'm an alright soldier, usually never have a medic on my taint.
I can do well as a scout.
I'm a shit medic and meh demo.
I usually main engi and can hold points easily as long as I'm not the only one there.
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>>121315573
How is the irc nowaday?
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Are strange skins from the Gun Mettle campaign only gonna increase in time?
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>>121313107
bump
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YO TF2G

WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY UGC MEDALS
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>>121316527
Got mine right when I got on after the update for s15
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>>121316527
PLAT FIRST

THEN GOLD

AND SO ON

IRON LAST
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>>121316390
what
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>>121315729
Logs is better but sizzlers are for real damage and actual heal stats
The server I have for hllol has both
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Hello tf2g.
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>>121313958
>this aint gonna work
>one transmute later
>one spellbook page
my spellbook is now finished, many thanks dear anon
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who cares about spellbooks anyway
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>>121317804
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>mfw the pottis was defended with force
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who care about spellbook pages anyway
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>>121318083
--> >>121317898
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who care about me
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>playing sniper on anything but sniper duels doesnt make you a total faggot

costanza.exe
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>Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen
there goes my 3 second advantage
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>>121316042
all the info you need is in comp.tf
theres many tutorials online too, just dont follow tutorials made by shitters, no matter how famous they are
for scout and medic MR SLIN has some cool tutorials
for soldier the old Fragga tutorials work allright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJs9qOr5D10

the best way to start is tf2center. some people say its better to start in HL but its not that hard to start in 6s either. its just that if you fuck up in 6s it hurts more your team since there is much less people and a more established meta

also make sure you know what a "rollout" is before playing demo and soldier
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>>121314493
>Valve
>TF2

I think those are your SOURCE problems
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>>121317639
No prob, had to share the wealth after finishing my spellbook
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>>121315303
holy fuck that danny kid carried you guys
who the fuck is he and how did you get him
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...
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>>121313916
Love playing stock pyro because there is a decent challenge but I don't understand the degreaser, flare/reserve, powerjack load out. Wheres the fun?
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>>121313958
>>121317639
>ginding since the beginning of scream fortass 2015
>only 2 pages thus far one after that fucking mann tastic 4 cheevo
fuck that map AND it's creators

Thank fuck for the rest of the update though I finally have all boss hats and the 2spooky metal

for cosmetics you barely get to use and are only consistent during like a week after the 31st they might as well just give this shit to people instead of forcing the rest of that shit, at least they made it not a complete pain in the ass now

I feel for people that had to collect in the past and especially before transmutes
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>No one remembers your an oldfag
>The people who remembers me have left years ago
>I will never be remembered
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>>121319043
who are you
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>>121319095
You
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>>121319190
you are not me
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>>121318145
i care


who hurt you man, ill fuck em up
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aida uwu
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>>121319095
an 2012 forgotten old fag tf2g
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26dollar uwu

>>121319316
>man
:x
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demoman the cockblocker
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>>121319419
name
and
shame
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>>121319435
It's 2015 you racist
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>>121319316
literally me
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>>121319562
that's not what i meant!
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When I miss about 11 shots with my revolver at near point blank range on a medic, is that an interp issue? It's not my aim, or at least not at that fucking distance.

I want to tear my fucking hair out when a I'm aimed directly at center mass from like 5 feet away and "miss."
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>>121319729
jews keeping the white man down
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>>121319818
>miss 11 shots
>i-it's not my aim!

okay kid
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>>121319426
>:x

aight lady, whatever,same thing
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Can someone do ASMR slow tapping next to me ear pls I can't sleep
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>>121319665
tell aida i like her
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https://tf2center.com/lobbies/556037
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>>121320170
>gasol not banning dotsy
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>>121319768
sniper is gay, scout is not
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>>121319665
add me feathers, /moonbeads
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>>121320139
>>121319665
tell him i want him to choke me to death with his sweaty thighs
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>>121320294
every single mercenary is a heterosexual
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>>121320515
except sniper
hes the only one scared of combat, definitely homo
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>>121320612
don't talk shit about my husbando
he's not scared of combat, his line of work just doesn't necessitate direct combat as often as the other mercs
he's still a trained and professional killer who will fuck you up if he is promised a paycheck in return
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>>121321310
hes def a pansy lil bitch, maybe actually more of a faggot than spy
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how do i get the stv from a tragic servers lobby
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im me
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>>121321445
there is literally nothing pansy about the sniper
did you get headshot one too many times today
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>>121321615
nope

hows life with pure shit genetics?
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>>121321851
>>121321858
Hmm
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>>121321887
:r
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>>121321776
>hiding away from the battle stealing my kills
>not a pansy ass faggot


ok
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>>121321991
Hum.
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>>121320449
please feathers
tell me what he says
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>>121322097
>>121321913
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imagine, tf2g. one day all the shitskins and degenerates like this faggot >>121322127 will be purged from existence. that will be a glorious day. but how do we go about making the dream come sooner?
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Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Wednesday :)
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Is TF2 officially finished now that Overwatch has turned out to be even more amazing than we initially thought?
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im finished
x,x
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Is it
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>>121321991
post more swastika objectors
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>>121322520
>even more amazing
>than we initially thought?
Everyone thought it was gonna be shit.

Fuck off shill
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>>121322520
Not until they actually release Overwatch to more people instead of just a handful of streamers/youtubers.

Hype'll be dead by the time they do at this rate.
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Haven't been here for a while, are most of you still banned from scrap.tf?
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Help me choose.
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>>121322818
>Everyone thought it was gonna be shit.
Good thing it turned out to be amazing. I guess that means it was more amazing than everyone initially thought. I don't know what the point of your post is.
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>>121322992
bl0ooooood
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>>121322992
what's the difference apart from price
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>>121323049
that implies people thought it was gonna be amazing in first place

learn2english
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>>121322676
yes
:r
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>>121323283
are you one of the Nig Nogs? thank you
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>>121322853
this to be honest family
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>>121323407
i am white


i think
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>>121323407
im confuse are you nig or not nig
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blood
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>>121322986
pls respond so I can give away things
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>>121323467
White. Whitely so

>>121323498
that remains to be seen,
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>>121323551
i dont like the blood stains tbqh
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>>121323605
>>121323283
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>>121322853
Full release in January. I doubt hype will die in just two months.
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>>121323676
go away shill
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>>121323605
fuck you nigger
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>>121323906
>>121323467
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>>121323676
Jesus christ, the shilling is obvious here.
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POST TF2 PLAYER REDFLAGS

>shes a girl
>she has a pic of herself as her avatar
>she mains pyro/medic
>she wears Unusual + Maxs
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haha lads this is the tf2 general not overwatch haha
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>>121324125
>he plays tf2
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https://tf2center.com/lobbies/556050
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wish me good bonk
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>>121324260
good bonk!
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Haven't played TF2 in a year almost. Is the game not total shit now? Are there enjoyable weapons?
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>>121324125

>wears max's and a hat
>has a default avatar
>speks englash
>wants unusal
>says "anybody want to trade"
>is quickbuying scum
>20 hours played
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>>121324391
>>121324391
no and no
game is only fun with only friends
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>>121324260
good bonk!
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>>121324125
>isn't aida
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mfw i sleep
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>>121324260
good bonk

>>121324125
their profile description is an autobiography
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>>121312037
Voodoo Soul and Lil' Dutchman as I have it.
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Anyone know how to make viewmodels transparent on rayshud anyone has a file or code already installed they can upload
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>tfw pretty decent at the game
>tfw no team
>can't show my potential to anyone
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>>121324470
You're just having a joke up right? There is something enjoyable to do right?
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>>121324851
L O B B I E S
P U G S
FIND A GROUP
PLAY GAMES
ITS NOT HARD
STOP USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE
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>>121324861
theres a couple new maps and maybe a handful of new (and bad) weapons
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>>121324125
>miss pyroette
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tfw thinking about my tf2g crush >~<
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>>121324125
>weapons are all named after song lyrics
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>>121324979
i play lobbies

i dont know how to do the other things
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>>121325576
come to /vg/ pugs :~)
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>>121325630
ok how
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>>121325804
there is an announcement when they happen bi-annually
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>>121324125
>person and their weapons are named after ponies
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>>121324125
>Anime profile pic
>Anime on their objector
>weapons and cosmetics named after anime shit
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>>121324391
If you can't enjoy stock then no unlock is going to fix that
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>>121324125
>wearing a carbon copy muselk outfit
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>>121325869
well what other pugs are there
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>>121326509
>>121326509
tf2pug.me
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Post yfw waiting for contract
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>>121324749
please help friends
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>>121326743
>doing shitty contracts for shittier rewards
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>>121326743
>>121318521
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>>121326826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWPW817xWY&ab_channel=WoolenSleevelet
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what are some good tf2 maps with fog
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>>121326831
At least it gives me a reason to play and not be bored
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>>121326828
u rich or something?
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>>121326743
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>>121327056
Fog is a thing to use in PvP map design, so they don't use it
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>>121327072
>owning a vehicle
>equals being rich

underage b& fuck oFF
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>>121327072
what makes you think im rich
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>>121326743
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>>121327282
that isn't why I asked
>>121327336
what's that picture of?
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>>121326743
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>>121327567
a picture of a light post in the fog
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>>121327640
you have Christmas lights up already?
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>>121327056
I once played a foggy version of ravine. It was fucking awful. Snipers are useless and you can run headlong into sentries and it's impossible to track enemy movement and plan accordingly. If someone hides the only way to find them is to run into them randomly. It is a terrible gameplay mechanic for tf2, never speak of of this again.
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>>121327696
i have them up all year in my room
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>>121327756
That's got to drive up your electricity bill
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>>121327756
why
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>>121328130
i think they look nice, and it gives a bit of light without being too bright
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>>121328408
isn't that a fire hazard

they're probably toxic or something too if you use them all the time
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>that one soldier with the direct hit who can actually aim

who do i kill him guise
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>>121328463
i unplug them when i go out and plug them back in when i get home
i need some more, the ones around my monitor dont work anymore
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>>121328549
equip the direct hit and kill him first
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>>121328673
but

i can't aim :c
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>>121327282
there isn't a vehicle in that picture lol
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>>121328673
>gay
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>>121326964
mmm Whenever I have viewmodels off.. the graphics look darker any reason as to why?
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>>121326964
i hate accents like this

they feel pretentious and the guy talking thinks hes hot shit
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>>121328801
then play demoman
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>>121329029
*play engineer
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>>121329251
dh shitstomps sentry guns
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>>121329251
>engineer can kill DH soldier
if he can't aim, sure
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what do you guys think about Epsilon being sponsored by tf2center for Dreamhack? was kinda pointless to keep their Epsilon name so long after Epsilon stopped sponsoring them
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>>121329251
*play spy
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>>121329942
>may not accept the roll
whats the point then
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>>121329942
I choo choo chose U
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How do I remove config settings as a whole from tf2 I've tried uninstalling and shit but nothing works.. I am not even on my cloud.
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>>121329942
why roll if you may not accept it? what are ya, chicken?
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>>121329942
what's the point of rolling then?
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>>121329942
skattr goon
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>>121329942
Fag
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>>121329942
I love memes!
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>>121329942
im a fucking pussy fag on 4chan
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>>121329942
fuck how did I miss?
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>>121329942
>im scared to actually roll

fucking queer
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>>121330384
WEW LAD
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Why do people love to just push the cart 2 people at a fucking time and do absolutely nothing I fucking hate this game I hate everyone who plays it and tf2 needs to have a minimum iq required before playing because never in my life have I seen so many brain dead retards in one place
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Hi, I am interested in your high tier items
One second while I check your backpack
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Hi , I am interested in your unusual
Do you have a trusted friend online ?
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>>121330817
>interesting

not interested you english speaking dolt

also "and skins"
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Hey its me your brother
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why is b4nny laugh so cutew
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post tf2 meme
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>>121331170
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>the guy who jumps EVERY fucking time he shoots
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>>121331170
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>>121330782
max speed of the cart is 3x
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>>121331892
I thought it was 4x. Anyway, it doesn't matter. All you need is one heavy on the cart while everyone else spawncamps.

>>121331943
Why are you sad :o
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>>121331943
What's wrong?
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>>121331943
let me stroke your penis
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>>121332238
I'll be your friend. Can't help you on the career thing, though.
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>>121332238
hello :) Im just interesting in high tier items/skins
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>My sister is listening to some podcast of some white girl talking about slavery
>There are people in 2015 who still make a big deal about slavery
>There are people in 2015 who don't realize the solution to the whole "race issue" is just to not talk about it and treat people as fucking people
It hurts to live.
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>>121332275
my friend?

can we hang out and stuff like normal people
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>>121331892
the point of the post was that 2 people go rush in to fight the whole enemy team and get dropped then 2 more go in and there is no communication and they expect to get something done when they stand back and 2 people are in there doing work
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>>121332275
whats your id
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why does my mic sound like shit in tf2 i can't believe i wasted money on this thing when it sounds the same as my $15 headset mic
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>>121332394
>it hurts to live

i feel you

i feel that feel so hard

hold me
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>>121333152
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFoxTryingToGetInYourPants
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>>121333481
That's not my ID.
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>>121333481
is this a joke
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>>121333260
get a usb input if you don't have one already. if it is, rip in dosh.
return policy?
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reminder 2 comit suicide
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Comp soldier with pocket medic in valve pubs fucking why
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>>121333685
thx, almost forgot tonight was the night
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i want to buy something that will make my happiness go up

what do i buy?
>>
sirup boy
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>>121333368
>TFW whenever I try to talk some sense into her I get "well your opinion doesn't matter because you don't even go outside" every time
Nigga, when was the last time someone was racist at you in public? When was the last time you saw someone actually call someone else a nigger to their face outside of /pol/?
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>>121333714
Because they hate fun. Seriously, if you need to validate your skill at TF2 by stomping pubshitters who can barely put up a fight, I feel sorry for you.
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>>121333829
why is our reality so fucking gay
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>>121333624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nTxI2VZvrX
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I'm trying to look for the last cosmetic to finish out my pyro set.

I was thinking that Crusader's Getup might be a good idea. Thoughts?
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>>121333801
Money doesn't buy your happiness, sorry bub. It can, however, distract you from your crippling depression, if but momentarily.
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>>121333801
moonman cosmetic set
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What beard would be best?
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>>121334019
How about a noose.

>>121333994
I dunno, but I don't want to live here anymore.
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>>121334108
Face Full of Festive

Duh.
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>>121334003
let me dig for you
gimme a minute
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fucking nigger with pocket medic up his ass in valve payload server I don't understand why they even waste their time
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>>121334118
i dont want to live
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>>121334108
The Christmas lights one, obviously.
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>>121334170

This, this so much.

>>121334118
What crawled in your ass and died?

How's my heavy?
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>>121334210
If you're not having fun, just leave the server. It's not hard. Also, git gud.

>>121334280
Pretty garbage.
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>>121334210
because they get rekt plying a real class so they vent by being an antifun sack of shit
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>>121334335

Egh, I like it. Pro KS effects look cool with the helmet.
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>>121334170
Oh duh. Completely forgot about it.
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we posting engineers?
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>>121334170
I was disappointed that when I got it I couldn't use it and the ten gallon together though.
>>
who are the absolute top tier competitive players from tf2g
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>>121335029
me
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>>121334864

Damn son, that's nice. Why not splurge for the Strange Gunslinger, though?
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reminder
http://strawpoll.me/3045737/
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reminder that pyros are so bad at the game that they have to use scripts to cheat
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>>121326743
thats not even a fucking face you faggot
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>>121334864
>img
>>121335071
>investing in stranges
Stranges are just for the lulz.

Damn, I keep forgetting that I only have a spec on this widowmaker.
>>
IF YOU'RE A COMPETITIVE PLAYER STAY THE FUCK OUT OF VALVE SERVERS YOU'RE NOT FUCKING GOOD YOU'RE NOT GOOD YOU'RE NOT GOOD
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>>121335565
>Stomped, Mad, and Proud
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>>121335565
t. someone who got owned in a valve server by a competitve player
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>>121335565

Someone got sniped one too many times.
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>>121335029
Gasol
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>>121335071
i spent the last of my spare money on the unusual.
plus the PDA already counts sentry kills, i don't really see the point in it

>>121335465
>>img
???
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>Being this mad about being pubstomped
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>>121335719
>t
kill yourself
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>>121335465

Often times I would rather invest in weapons than cosmetics, but I'm just a weirdo.

>>121335746
Understandable, the damn thing is so expensive.
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>>121335873
Showing off how good you are at the game > Looking stylish while doing it. Though both are pretty important, you gotta prioritize.
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>>121335810
i would like to
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How long as tf2r been down?
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>>121336023
It's not.
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>>121335746
The image posted along with the post was for that reply.

>>121335810
This must be a social media thing because I don't understand how it means what it means.

>>121335873
Hasn't yet been a series of weapons that I really liked. Festives, Botkillers, and Aussies didn't do it for me. Skins are kind of boring, barely use stock. I use the postbox over the axtinguisher and the lugermorph over the pistol, and I think that's about it for reskins.
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>>121336093
It's an /int/ thing. From the Finnish word for regards.
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>>121336090
Oh it just got back within a minutes after posting. never mind sorry
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r8
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>>121336304
Pretty bad, desu lad.
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>>121336304
oldfag/10
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>>121336236
Many thanks.
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>>121336093

I try to mix it with my cosmetics is all. Sucks if I get cosmetics after I get my weps, though.

Like, I don't think the festives quite go with this set, but I bought them before I got my salmon hat and stuff.
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>>121336304
try a dif class/10
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>>121336431
Usually what I do is I get the idea for a loadout, then buy all of the bullshit I need for that set at one time.
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>>121336431
whats that steam shit in your image?
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>>121337768
looks like it's a confirmation for steam hardware?
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>>121335746
>no electric boogle effect instead
s.m.h. t.b.h.
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>>121315573
http://files.catbox.moe/574f83.png
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>>121338250
You don't exactly run across VRH's with robo effects every day.
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>>121338250
i was thinking of grabbing one with time warp, but it's 2 expensive, and aside from sulphurous it's the only robo effect i really like

can the dead 'er alive be unusual? if so i wouldn't mind picking one up provided it's not ludicrously expensive which it will be, fuck the new grading system
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>>121338602
Personally I can't stand time warp or it's brother. Unfortunately robo effects kind of hard to find, mostly collectors like me got em.

A quick search of SCM resulted in 0 unusual dead'er alives from the gargoyle series, that's pretty much a no. I'll probably replace the pullover on my set with a dead'er.
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>>121338893
>mostly collectors like me got em.
why do you collect depreciating items???
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>>121338401
whos not well
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>>121339359
As far as unusual effects go Community Gen effects are the most stable. Those effects only comes from those crates, so to unbox them somebody has to go out of their way to get the crates and unbox them. As none of the community gen effects is as valuable a windfall as a scorching hat, anybody going out of their way to unbox something worth a damn would just buy a series 1 crate and unbox that. The only people unboxing robo crates at this point are people who like me really like the effects.

In that vein, it's fairly easy to corner the market wholly on a hat/effect combination. I've got all four sulphurous pugilist protectors known to backpack.tf, and the likelihood that another will be unboxed is really small.

tl;dr I like em
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>shooting star is at 9 keys for the strange variant
should I wait for it to get to 7 or pull the trigger soon
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>>121340237
r_drawviewmodel 0
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>>121340237
Event's about to end, go for it mate.
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>>121340271
the fact it goes pew pew is what makes me hard

>>121340281
good point
>>
http://tf2r.com/k6rc0zq.html
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should I raff b4 I catch my plane yes or no
>>
>>121340519
Why not?
>>
god the loose cannon is broken
>>
Why do people care about an item's history if it's not duped?
>>
>>121340237
>should I wait for it to get to 7
Isn't cheaper on the steam market?
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>>121340686
on the market it's like 9.4
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>>121340686
if we're talking about keys it'll cost you over 10 keys sold to the market for 2.19 each to buy it. Guy'll get nearly 8 keys out of the deal for his item.
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>>121340732
$4.91
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>>121340558
ok

http://tf2r.com/kt7hrhm.html

orange festive fish with tornado and violet gifted by my furry sugar daddy
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>>121340761
Strange
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>>121340805
oh my bad
than yeah it's like $20+
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>>121340759
I already have like 8 bucks on the market already but I'm not selling keys to get a lower return
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>>121340794
>tfw this is the first raffle in a while that i want to win
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So I decided to play some TF2 again after not playing since, I think the eyelander was added, which I only played for a hour or two, then before that the last time I played was during the sniper update.

Holy shit, I didn't like demoman before, but getting that sword that heals you on kill and just running into a group of F2Pers and going all jack the ripper on their asses. Why don't people seem to use this more often? A full heal on kill and it does insane damage. Also Eyelander sucks compared to it.
>>
hey, so. crazy request... anyone willing to lend me $5 on steam? note that i said LEND. ill pay it back. i just need to get some of my items back... long story involving a hacker...
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>>121341204
what are you doing here RED? tf2 sucks
>>
>>121341204
fuck off back to attention whoring on /v/
>>
>>121341204
>Why don't people seem to use this more often?
It's too easy
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and yeah. steampunk enough?
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>>121341157
Yeah, generally what I do is I let other people pay that part, either buy buying steam trading cards and selling them on the market or making pro killsteak kits and figuring that into the cost.

>>121341204
iirc the half-zatoichi isn't as long as the eyelander or the skullcutter. Eyelander is much better with the any range damage shield, you can kill most people with the charge damage once you got like 5+ heads.

>>121341270
Can't transfer money like that on steam.
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>>121341380
Nah, it's just garbage.

>>121341395
Sure you can, just buy something off him for $5 on SCM.
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>>121341380
The phlog isn't steampunk. None of the Dr. Gorbwhatever is actually steampunk.
But that is one of the best free hats you can get.
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>>121341523
what is your id
>>
>>121341395
yeah, i mean you can gift $5 to me i think. or something else. and i will pay you back. i will find a way. im a man of my word.
>>
>>121341553
:x
>>
>>121341473
>>121341618

Distance throwable: 0 inches
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>>121341553
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991412054/
all i need is a fiver.
>>
>>121341696
i wasn't asking for your id, but i'm just wondering, what do you need 5 dollars for?
>>
Someone invest $5 in me and I'll pay you back when I get rich.
>>
>>121341673
i know its the internet and trust is nowhere. but add me. ill keep in touch and try to pay you back.
>>
>>121341778
Spin me a story.
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>>121341746
ok basically, i got hacked, long story short. im using the 5 to get some of the items i used to have off the market. and the rest ill try to trade for.
>>
>>121341858
>Being dumb enough to get hacked
Why don't you just go through Steam Support?
>>
>>121341894
He probably turned confirmation off
>>
>>121341952
What a dumbass.
>>
>>121341894
have you seen how they "support" latley? and yes i was dumb enough to get hacked, if by dumb you mean like everyone else who was a victim. i dont care. i guess you could call it begging. i just want my stuff back.
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>>121342034
If you get your Steam account hacked, it couldn't possibly be anyone's fault but your own, so yes, you are pretty dumb. Consider it a lesson learned. Stop begging and go earn your shit back if you really want it.
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>>121342108
how exactly is it my fault? by not having the latest software to prevent it? its just a request. dont go getting all bent out of shape now. its really not that big of a deal.
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>>121342256
>by not having the latest software to prevent it?
you literally have to give someone your password or click on a FREE ITEMS HERE button
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>>121342367
all i know is i got on one day and my stuff was gone. i never got it back. look. its no big deal. just thought id ask around and try my luck.
>>
>>121342367
>oph bullying a kid that got his account scammed

shame on you oph
>>
>>121342625
i probably deserve it in some way, thinking i could get it back that easy. its cool.
>>
>>121342625
Except he's right. If you get scammed or have your account hacked, most of the time the fault lies with you.

>>121342678
Please stop trying to get some pity sympathy, it's pathetic.
>>
>>121342678
no you don't

what items did you want to get back?
>>
>>121342715
one was a strange specialized killstreak ambassador, mean green, another was a genuine distinguished rogue, a few strange parts, strange knife. and a few other things. big list so ill be a while. i was a good spy back before f2p messed it up. :)
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>>121340794
well,you weren't kidding
>>
>>121342813
>Spy main thinks he's good at the game
lmao
>>
>>121342813
sad thing is i had that ambassador as just a strange and worked it up to be that cool.
>>
>>121342878
You're pulling the "pls pity me" card pretty hard, you know that right?
>>
>>121342878
i never said i was good at the game. i suck. i said i was good at being a spy.
>>
>>121342942
i dont want any pity. i was just wondering if someone could help me out. that game was really cool and i made some good memories on it. i like it and im trying to get my stuff back. simple as that.
>>
>tfw deleted all my non tradeable event and achievement items
>>
>>121343142
>TFW deleted my summer shades and paper hat
>>
>>121343142
I only delete achievement weapons once I get a better version
>>
>>121343164
hey that paper hat was badass. best fucking hat in the game.
>>
>>121343164
lad but why the summer shades? i can understand the paper hat since it doesn't look that good, and you might have been new, but why the shades tho
>>
>>121343307
I thought(and still do, desu) that they're ugly.
>>
>>121342367
Temmie is cute. CUTE!
>>
>>121343346
You could've sold them for big money though
>>
They were nontradeable, though. Also, I didn't even get into TF2 until like 3 years after that event.
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>>121343375
tem thanks you
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>>121343424
gift wrap niqqa
>>
hi tf2g
>>
hi qt
>>
>>121343734
human isnt a qt

shut the fuck up
>>
>>121343761
Am I cute?
>>
im not human
>>
>mfw outdamaging a pocketed pyro
>>
reported for bullying
>>
i woke up
>>
>>121343778
who r u
>>
>>121343831
I'm me
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Finally found the folder tf2 is saving my uncompressed screenshots to instead of the folder I designated.
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>>121343985
Ummm?
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>tfw seeing people that have tons of friends and get comments on their profile all day everyday
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>>121343985
i thought the universal sheens only showed on the bonk boy
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>your favorite mercenary will never bludgeon you to death with a golf trophy
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>>121344627
i feel u
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>>121344701
why would you want that
:r
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why would anyone want to be bludgeoned to death with a golf trophy?
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>>121344819
hi crona
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>>121344869
you confused me with someone else lad
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>>121344070
that takes you to the compressed versions, look like shit.

>>121344661
It works on a bunch of things out of the box, you can edit most items to support sheens clientside. List of items it works on and how to add clientside support here:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=480761439
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i love the smell of a kid's ass in the morning
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>>121345325
of course it looks like shit if you zoom in on it like that
:7
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>>121345417
That's a straight pixel for pixel hard edges zoom, each pixel is now 4 pixels. Looked like shit the whole time.
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>>121344821
because its hot
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>tfw no friends
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i'll be your friend
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>>121346105
what's your steam
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>>121346340
id/thelampofthoth
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Reminder that Chozo is the hero we deserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs
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>Starduster still $8
Will it go down anytime soon?
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im $0
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don't be like that. no one is completely worthless. i'm sure your organs are at least worth something on the black market.
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Why does my water appear to be black? anyone know a fix?
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i have suicidal thoughts sometimes
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>>121348565
sent ;)
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>>121344968
hi feathers
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what's the point of transmuting 3 good hats for a crappy untradable crap halloween only hat
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>>121348870
>trading in 3 good hats when you could put in 3 vintage sandviches
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>>121348948
vintage sandviches are good retard
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xwx
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>>121344627
>someone comments on my profile
>they sickly delete it afterwards
i just want to be loved
>>121348830
but feathers is popular and gets comments/talks to people all the time
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>>121348870
Absolutely 0 unless there are some which are worth more than 1 key and thus would bring profit by gift wrapping it
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>>121348830
i'm not a tf2g, i'm just a lonely anon
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>>121349465
>tfw people start using your profile as a chat room even though they hardly know you
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>>121349671
kissu
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why does tf2r keep logging me out?
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>tfw all your friends are only your friends because they added you to trade at one point
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>>121348565
please help me
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>>121349850
at least it shows that they like you
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>>121350693
I don't even talk to them
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>>121350842
talk to them
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>>121350842
they're still talking to you through comments at least
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>>121349850
>tfw you introduce your friends to each other and they like each other more than you and you get phased out
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>>121350941
iktf
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>>121350932
they aren't talking to me, they just talk among themselves
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>>121351067
That's absurd.
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i wish i was more sociable
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>>121351131
same
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i wish i didnt exist
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>>121351154
are you me
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am i me
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Neat.
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>>121351067
well, it still shows you're somewhat popular, right?
post a screen of your comments, if it's alright with you.
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>>121351718
can you get spells from transmuting?
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>>121351893
Nope.
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>>121351893
Even if you could, they wouldn't be tradeable.
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>>121351718
Also please note that I got two items from that transmutation. I'm not sure what that was, because I only had 8 total.
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i just want comments on my profile
i just want to be liked
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me too
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any thoughts?
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having profile comments isn't a sign of being liked, it's a sign of being popular. there's a difference. i'm sure there are plenty of people who like you who don't see the need to go out of their way to prove it.
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>>121352831
id?
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>>121352873
Gaudy
Bad
Okay
Okay
Bad
Garbage
Garbage
Garbage
More Garbage
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>>121352881
maybe i do just want to be popular
its nice to see all those comments on your profile. it shows people acknowledge tour existence
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talk to me
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>>121351918
>>121352392
You're wrong, you can. That's how I got my only page for my spellbook.
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im shy
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>>121353805
Spells,not spellbook pages.
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>>121353805
no you're mistaken noob baka
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>>121353914
>>121353871
Disregard my autism.
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What's the ten transmutation bonus, guys?
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talk to me or ill hurt myself
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>>121354067
id?
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>engie main
>Sunshine event
>roll gunslinger, stock shotty and pistol
>my team take their second and charge into last
>they get slaughtered
>plonk my exit opposite second near the health and ammo
>stick my sentry next to the point so it covers three doors
>heavy comes out
>circle strafe him and kill him
>same with the soldier that tries to exit
>enemy team is literally too scared to come out
>my team start coming out the tele
>get it up to Lv3
>enemy team are crushed under my team mates just flooding in
>we win
>im mvp
>mfw
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Please this is just getting pathetic. Post your ID and someone will add you, otherwise fuck off and stop begging for attention. There's plenty of people in this thread willing to talk to you, all you have to do is say hi, jackass.
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>>121354243
>>engie main
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hi, jackass
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Good, you're learning. Now message someone on Steam and say hi. Then ask how their day was, what they're up to now, or any of the small tidbits of smalltalk that you've hopefully picked up over the years.
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>pyro main
>set guy on fire
>he dies
>mfw desu senpai
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>Then ask how their day was, what they're up to now
but im boring and i never do anything
i dont have anything to talk about
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what do i do when i run out of tidbits
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do me
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i dunno, desu. usually one of the tidbits leads to an interesting bit of conversation and it goes from there. or you could just play TF2 together or something.
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tfw i cant work up the nerve to talk to my tf2g crush
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So how are you guys handling the fact that Overwatch is a great game?
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>>121354991
if i would have wanted to move on to another game mainly i would have done it years ago
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Are there any new-ish FPS games that have sweet rocket jumping? Quake and TF2 make it fun to jump around with rockets but I want something new, and I find it hard to believe that nobody else has made a game where you can fly with a rocket launcher. Single or multiplayer is fine.
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>>121322027
>getting mad about being keked
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>>121355101
nope
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>>121355443
Ive never been keked desu senpai
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What features would you want from Team Fortress 3 in the bizarro world where it gets released?

I'll start:

>fixed melee hitboxes

>rework to pyro as a class

>three-team modes

>destructible terrain

>vehicle modes

>comp matchmaking

>choose your announcer, including Quake Guy and Black Mesa Announcements System

>option to "ignore" cosmetics

>better default FOV

>better autobalance weighted to players who haven't been in the round long

>rework of the crits system

>carry-over of TF2 item inventories [except weapons]
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fuq u
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>>121355101
Anything that has rocket jumping is basically a quake clone.
reflex but there are others whose name i don't remember
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>>121356232
we do not need three-team modes and a lot of the tf2 weapons i expect should be carried over (i.e. strange pro ks weapons worth hundreds). There are already whacky vehicle modes, your tf3 is just tf2 with some small updates
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TF3 will just be TF2 on source 2, hopefully. Maybe with fixed melee hitboxes and a complete rework of pyro, engie, and spy. I don't see a reason why inventories shouldn't carry over as well, desu, especially since TF2 has (mostly) SCM support. Shouldn't be too hard to implement a "convert this item to TF3" option.
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>>121356426
>we do not need three-team modes

It's a video game, you don't "need" shit. It's just for fun.

>your tf3 is just tf2 with some small updates

Well of course. What sort of massive overhaul would you propose? TF2 was just TFC with some medium updates. If the formula's good, stick to it.
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>>121356604
Engineer doesn't need a complete rework. If anything it's very well balanced considering what it's capable of. The Sentry Gun was designed as something which was meant to counter Scouts' high speed and stop cap rushes while being helpless against enemies popping in and out of cover or stickies, and it does that just fine.

Spy needs tweaks but, once again, not a complete rework.
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oh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHpRTM4nAnU

No one told me Gary does this shit for his kickstarters.
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>>121356942

stock is fine yes.

But Jag is insanely powerful.
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>>121358110
same tbqh

canada is suffering
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>>121358313
Rather the cold than the sauna heat Australia is gearing up to get. Fuck you La Nina.
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I'm nice and toasty and warm because I have socks on. Socks are a wonderful invention. Also, temperate climate is the best, I feel sorry for anyone who isn't temperate.
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Reminder that pyro players are so bad at the game that they have to cheat and use scripts to do the work for them
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>>121358253
>Jag + Rescue Ranger engie
This should be illegal, desu.
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>>121358478
i like freezing though
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Finally, after all the shitty Riddler items on the workshop someone made a decent one.
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>>121358587
the cane doesn't look good
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i haven't met a single pyro main who uses scripts to quickswitch.

>>121358587
why is it shiny?
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>>121358632
the cane's not a submission, that's literally the cane pulled from arkham city. no weapons allowed in the contest, valve said so.
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>>121358253
meh, as a huge user of the rescue ranger i'd say the RR is actually the problem, even though it's a really great weapon that really opens up what you can do with your sentries

and it makes up for the jag's lowered repair time

without it the jag would be a lot more balanced

either way though, that's a weapons issue, not a class issue. if TF3 ever came out i reckon they would clear the slate of existing TF2 unlock weapons and just keep the stock and start over on the unlocks.
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>>121358773
oh
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>>121317898
What the fuck do more pages even do?
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>>121310814
Some one bought a game for a 'grill'

it's that guy
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nothing
>>
im nothing
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>>121358632
>>121358825
why would spy even have a cane as a melee weapon? how's he supposed to backstab someone with that?
>>121358880
nothing
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>>121358880
More shiny spells. That's all.
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>>121359074
golden
frying
pan
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>>121359074

Same way you backstab a guy with a ham shank. Just gotta shove harder.
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>>121359167
spy can't use ham shank
>>121359149
they have to fix this, he already couldn't use the regular frying pan so there's reason he should use this.
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>>121359524
Ancient powers.
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>>121329665
They kept it for nostalgia reasons.
It doesn't matter that tf2center sponsored them, they changed the name because knoxxx left and the team won't be playing tf2 anymore after this season.
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>>121360124
>the team won't be playing tf2 anymore after this season
Kinda sad desu
they could easily win everything if they would give a damn
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o.0
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reminder that epsilon could have won i53 but they decided to get drunk instead and show up late to the finals and throw the grand final in under 10 minutes
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?

>>121360374
>i53
But yeah you're right
It saddens me that they just throw away their potential by not giving one single fuck
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>>121360430
i meant i52 please forgive me please
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Need strange Shotgun
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>>121360430
>Valve Beta Server - Competitive
>Map: cp_well

>>121360374
reminder that froyo is the top tf2 team now because epsilon literally doesn't even care
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So is there any hope for CTF: 2Well to be ported? I really miss the whole, everyone on the map dies on capture, thing.
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>>121360319
ur a poorfag who didnt buy premium steam now dis is wat u get
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>>121360430
GIT HYPE
>This server only accepts connections negotiated through matchmaking. Ad-hoc connections are not allowed
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im sleepy
goodbye
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nighty night anonymous
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>>121360759
>>121360430
wait is this serious?
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>>121360674
I want to see Rock2 ported into Team Fortress 3, but modified as a 3-team map
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>>121313916
I play pyro with all stock weapon but the special red-faction mace, to help the engies. I'm more proficient with my shotgun, but the Flammenwerfer can help keep scunts at bay.
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i have a hard enough time telling if im on red or blu, id rather there not be a third team, thanks. what would a third team even do?*
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>>121361397
not getting away with this
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>>121361739
my keyboard messed up, call the cops, i dont give a fuck.
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>die
>respawn in 17 seconds
>die
>respawn in 12 seconds
>die
>respawn in 10 seconds
>die
>respawn in 16 seconds
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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stop dying then
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>>121361397
because then you could do this as a game-mode

https://www.milo.com.au/kids-activities/game/rob-the-nest/
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die me
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why do demoknights get free crits with weapons that have longer ranges than any other class
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mfw i cry
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because fuck you thats why
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>>121361803
the cops are coming to get you my_epic
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>>121362160
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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who epic?
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>>121362287
fake and gay
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>>121362397
what the hell is the word supposed to be
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>he doesnt know how to use context clues to figure out illegible handwriting
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>>121362521
monitoring
>>
use me
monitor me
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i want to give feathers a biiiiiig smooch!
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>>121362521
After i while i remembered that specific semi-meme.
the X are monitoring this thread
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>>121362564
>>121362573
i do its just so bad
it looks like ~~shitouy
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>>121362706
your autisic
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>>121362771
maybe
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>>121362628
i want to give feathers a biiiiiiig guy
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>>121362878
>>
confirmed nocrits
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>>121362878
Ow to be dead on arrival
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http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?vars=tf_mm_servermode=3

??
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>>121362878
>>121363959
>>>/v/eddit
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people say the jag is a straight upgrade to the wrench does that 20% really not matter because I feel like if your sentry is taking heavy fire you won't be able to repair it fast enough yes I know it swings faster so maybe you can get more hits in but I never used it so is it a meme or is it actually a straight upgrade like the bazaar bargain is to the sniper rifle
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if your sentry is under heavy fire it doesnt matter if youre using stock or jag youre boned.
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>>121364434
why are you hitting your sentry to repair it
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>>121364434

The fact of the matter is that the Jag builds a sentry super fast. Allowing you to set up forward bases in a jiffy.
>>
i haven't had internet for a while
how's halloween? did i miss anything?
what did the conracts do after they expired?
>>
halloween was garbage.
>>
im garbage
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>>121364434
You should be using the rescue ranger with the Jag and any other wrench that isn't the gunslinger.
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>>121364720
but I really like my stock shotgun, I even bought a strange one.
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>>121364707
same
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>>121364791
That's fine and all, but you're giving up a competitive advantage.
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>>121364720
>>121364791
I bought a strange genuine widowmaker because I like KILLing.
>>
my aim isnt good enough to use the widowmaker ;-;
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>>121364903
There is nothing more satisfying to do as engineer than hit a long range crit Rescue Ranger bolt and 1 shot a retreating scout.
>>
we are in the beam
>>
anon please that meme is so two weeks ago
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>>121364903
You need a collector's strange widowmaker, son.
>>
we are in the meme
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>>121364971
me neither, i might as well use stock because im always stuck to my dispenser with the widowmaker
>>
one more peep out of you and im deleting you
>>
:x
>>
>>121365221
The color of collector's is ugly.
>>
you never had me added in the first place
>>
>>121362878
>>121363959
YES
>>
thats it you sorry sack of santa scum squid soup
>>
how can you delete me if you dont have me added
>>
hey! youre not me
>>
i am me
>>
you may be you but youre definitely not a me
>>
im not you
im me
:r
>>
>>121363757
LMAO you wish
it's consistently in the top ten most-viewed games on twitch and its "pub" format is comp-oriented, both things tf2 has never had
blizzard clearly wants it to be an e-sport and they have the dosh to support it
comp mm is too little too late and valve don't give a shit about it like they do for csgo/dota
once overwatch releases properly tf2 will suffer a huge blow and all that will be left are shitters and mattie
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no youre you and im me
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it'sa me, mario
>>
im not you
>>
im meme
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>>121365914
Aheee heee heee heee heee hee (my laugh). Haha

>>121365921
>>121365868
>>121365798
just fuckoffnow
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>>121365813
How much are you getting paid to say this
>>
im not me
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ster more like overwatch whiny shill faget
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does half left hate me
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>>121365813
This is bait but still

>consistently in the top ten
It's new and only some people have beta, so obviously people are going to stream it

>"pub" format is comp-oriented
This is fucking retarded and wrong

>blizzard clearly wants it to be an e-sport
yeah, like every other joke they turn out

>once overwatch releases properly tf2 will suffer a huge blow
tf2 has one of the most resilient player bases in modern video games, rivaled by the likes of World of Warcraft
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i wish people liked me
>>
who is half left
i am 09halfefts
and i HATE you a great amounts
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>>121366032
Where were you when he committed career suicide by selling his soul to Blizzard?
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>>121366068
you havent paid attention to wow lately have you
>>
oh

i hate me too
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>>121366158
>>
i do not hate you i was misguided i LOVE you
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>>121366158
holy shit
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>this is a halloween only item still
>>
Minimal Wear > * > Factory New
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>>121366320
>meanwhile, the banana hat...
>>
>overwatch shit makes valve hurry the fuck up with matchmaking

fucking FINALLY, reinstalling this shit. hope my 3000 demoman hours are still in me
>>
>>121366318
>>121366229
>>121366158
He sounds so tired and bored in his newest one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsc3GCqr9dM
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>>121366032
>>121366158
way 2 go
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>>121364434
I use the Southern Hospitality because I dislike the extra hit the Jag needs to remove sappers and I like being able to track spies with bleeding. The quick setup time is temping but I'd prefer to keep my stuff up.
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>>121366158
>"O-Overwatch is really good guys, honest!"
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>>121366889
The Jag doesn't require an extra hit to remove sappers.
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>>121366158
he's so burnt out from TF2 already he doesn't give a shit
>>
Guys are they really adding matchmaking? Did I read right what is happening
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>>121366608
>>overwatch shit makes valve hurry the fuck up with matchmaking
when will it come out?
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>>121366068
>so obviously people are going to stream it
does nothing to address the point that thousands of people are turning out to watch overwatch - summit has had more viewers streaming overwatch than tf2 had for i55 or tip of the hats, seagull went from ~200 tf2 viewers to ~7k overwatch literally overnight (reminder that i55 was not much more than that and was unable to sustain it like seagull has)

>This is fucking retarded and wrong
the point is when tf2 mm hits, newbs will be clueless and 6-man premades of even low open teams with the "standard" 2 scouts, 2 soldiers, etc. will roll face against pubstars. pub tf2 is light years apart from comp tf2 and there will be an entry barrier, much like there is currently for comp

>tf2 has one of the most resilient player bases in modern video games
none of the other "tf2 killers" have had a major studio backing like overwatch does, and the hype is real: look at all the retards in twitch chat begging for beta access
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post top 3
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>>121367159
people are watching it because it's just a new game as any. it doesn't need a huge studio for lots of twitch views.

the overwatch hype is dying already anyways. it will not have the nearly 100k players tf2 has as daily peaks
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>>121367089
They added servers with "competitive" in the title and can only be accessed if matchmaking allows it
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>>121367504
Fuck yes it's actually happening after all this time
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>comp will only have a handful of servers when it comes out and they'll all be full
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Cute suit or Sub Zero?
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>>121367686
dumb frogposter
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>>121366991
Don't they have 100 health?
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>>121367751
Cute suit.
>>
>comp mm will cost tickets
>$1 per match
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>>121367752
trolled
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>>121367812
Yes but the jag has malus damage vs players not buildings.
and the sapper is a building
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>>121367159
>look at all the retards in twitch chat begging for beta access
That happens with literally anything.

See: Minecraft, Google+, etc.
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>>121368016
I'm going to assume you meant "minus" damage. And damn, if true that should probably be mentioned somewhere on the item description or the wiki.
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>>121368238
It's Latin for bad, aka a penalty
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>>121368238
No i meant malus.
it's the polar opposite of bonus.
Also you are kinda right, it's listed as -25% damage not vs players.
But for all intents it still removes sappers in 2 hits.
With faster firing speed
Which means you remove them faster
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>>121368416
>autism
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>>121368374
>>121368416
I learned a word today.
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>>121368476
>>121368485
>I've never read a book before
>>
why am i unable to connect to crap.tf
>>
>>121368694
I'm curious, what commonly read books have the term?
>>
>>121367089
http://www.game-monitor.com/search.php?vars=tf_mm_servermode=3
open console
write OpenMatchmakingLobby ladder
see if you can search for a match
>>
>>121365813
>Blizzard clearly wants it to be an e-sport
Trying to enforce a competitive scene doesn't mean the game is suited for one.
>>
>>121313395
>Heavy
>Aim
No
>>
>>121368727
the guy understandably stopped paying for the server.

>>121368476
>i don't know a word that's used in the exact contest it was intended for
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>>121365813
>$60 for PS4/One/PC verison
>for a game that looks and feels like a free to play with cash shop for revenue
>gameplay isn't even remotely comparable to TF2 in the slightest
>>
>>121368979
oh
i was hoping maybe by some offchance geel acted like a child
darn
>>
>>121368979
Well yeah, if they've never heard it before of course they won't know it. I'm 27 and I've never heard of it.
>>
>>121367835
Opening the lobby, it asks for a beta pass.
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>>121368694
>>121368979
It's not a common word by any stretch.
>>
stretch me
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>>121369243
exactly i dont see why people think valve is going to make us pay
clearly the beta pass is just a beta "key" for the comp mm beta
>>
>>121367835
>$1 per match
You know aswell as I do that this is no going to happen.It will probably get put behind a paywall (even tho a playtime requirement would make more sense) to stop hackers.Its 1 fucking dollar.
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>>121369367
>>
>>121369192
>>121369348
I agree it's not a common word.
You know what did i do when i started to learn english and i didn't know what a word meant?
I looked for it.
I turned 18 without knowing what nod meant until i read it in a portal fanfic
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>>121369513
shut up
>>
>playing med in lobbies
meds are literally being abused and raped every lobby
togheter we can stop this
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>>121369963
>have game changing ability
>get killed a lot
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>>121367165
>>
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>>121371548
hi /v/eddit
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>>121371548
why do you have a tripcode
>>
>>121371789
Forgot I had it on.

>>121371654
veddit? Someone pm'd me saying matchmaking was up, hadn't had time to go wade in shit yet.
>>
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Predict the MM Comp meta.
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>>121373279
1 quickfix medic
1 kritz medic
2 demos
1 roamer soldier with whip
1 heavy
>>
>>121373279
Everyone playing Soldier and crying about not enough pocket medics.
>>
>>121373279
bonk scouts
>>
>>121373279
New players having no idea what they're doing
Players complaining about said new players
The Great Medic Shortage of 2015
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>>121373279
All scouts
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>>121373581
>>121373593
>>121374515

Imagine how good a single quick fix medic would be in matchmaking. Playing medic will be the easiest way to increase your level or MMR or however they're going to do ranking.
>>
>>121373279
5 demos 1 medic
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post yfw
>>
The gunfeel in overwatch seems awful. I'm watching star_'s steam where he's the reaper who has the two handheld shotguns. They feel like they have no weight to them or anything. It's almost hard to watch, I can't imagine playing that.
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>>121374813
>>
>>121374813
i dont really care
>>
i wish my tf2gfu was online
>>
>>121375223
Same here.
>>
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>>121375551
are you me?
>>
>>121360374
reminder that epsilon literally had a 3-4 hour break and didnt sleep for two days to play the finals
>>
>>121370762
we get abused by our own team

all pocket soldiers are rapists
>>
>>121340794
http://tf2r.com/kt7hrhm.html

WHO IS THIS LITERAL FUCKING WHO THAT WON????????
>>
who am i
>>
>>121377359
human stop shitposting
>>
>>121377278
>no tf2g friends

i demand a reraffle quadoooo
>>
>>121377359
someone who needs to leave his house.
>>
>>121377689
>his
:s
>>
>>121377759
nice try gayboi
>>
MATCHMAKING HYPEEEEEE
WHERE THE PROS AT?
>>
>>121377990
>boi
s:
>>
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>>121378034
>PROS
>>
>>121378202
I can foresee hundreds of Overwatch players on twitch
"Overwatch pro plays TF2"
It's the beginning of a new age
>>
>>121378574
Oh god no
>scouts that escape with bonk are now plays
>soldiers that can't rocket jump
>pyro pop and sting is now a play
>demo loch-n-load is now plays
>can't think of one for heavy
>a regular fucking uber is now a play
>a headshot is now a play
>a backstab is now a play
>>
>>121378801
but they can always go to LOL HL where that kind of players are actually common
>>
>push into enemy team
>get a 5k
>enemy scout kills me
>verbally abuse the medic

who here /pocket/
>>
>main med expecting humiliation and abuse
>get none of either because i don't suck
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>>121379587
>>verbally abuse the medic
thats not very nice
>>
>>121379759
maybe he should fucking heal me instead of saving the scouts and roamer
>>
>>121379085
hate to break it to you, but those aren't seen as plays in HL either, just a normal game
>>
>>121379838
scouts are much more fun to heal tho, and they usually dont abandon you without killing the guy who is shooting at you while you heal them
>>
>>121379587
>push
>medic sacks me
>die because He baited me

>hold choke
>get flanked because scouts and roamer are not watching the flanks
>medic dies, somehow i survive
>omg poket ur so fukin bad !rep our pocket

>medic gets bombed
>he doesnt surf the rocket

Playing pocket is the worst
>>
>>121380073
yeah well thats HL lobbies in a nutshell
played some HL mixes and the gamemode is actually decent when the people playing isnt mentally challenged or simply pubbers
>>
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which engineer gives you the most spok
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>>121381498
halloween was last month dude
>>
>>121381498
>no boot
>>
>>121381498
3 or 4
>>
Hey guys I actually managed to find new easter egg at cp_manor_event, check it out
https://youtu.be/muVV3xKske8
>>
>>121379587
>play med
>die because of a mistake of my team
>they start bitching and shittalkin me
>respond by insulting them
>tell them they have no fuckin clue about 6s
>either they shut up for the rest of the match or they respond with shit similar to "y-yeah s-sure mister know i-it all"
>either way it completely fucks them up because they didnt expect it
Literally no problem
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>>121381730
Really, that`s true, just checked it out
>>
>>121381498
1 or 4
>>
>Ster suddenly goes to blizzcon
>He says overwatch is a great game while sounding bored
Did he sellout?
>>
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>>121381730
>>
>>121367159
I55 had between 5000 and 9000 viewers
>>
i don't like sops
>>
>>121379587
>5k
you competitive players say the gayest shit I swear
>>
>>121382461
hes a cool dude
i mean, did he ever hurt anybody?
>>
1-9 get breakfast
0 get breakfast later
>>
>>121378801
headshots are plays in 6s brother
if youve ever watched flippy, jukebox, sheep or clockwork snipe you know what i mean
>>
>>121367159
it will be the golden age of trying new metas
sincerely i think total newbs would be better off replacing roamer or pocket with a heavy, like Fragga's team did back in 2010
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>>121382653
>cw
Lol
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>>121381730
spooky
>>
>>121383378
>>121383378
>>121383378

migrate
>>
how many pages do i need senpai
>>
>>121382651
>breakfast at 8pm
>>
>just sold an unusual, unlocking some crates
>type in to shuffle
>five minutes later
>ben drowned, shitty loadout options, but the damn thing got stuck, no words work, no keys will open it
guys?
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>go on tf2.com late november, 2015
>new blog post
>"Competitive is Here!"
>download the update
>stare at screen as the last percent turns over
>start tf2
>start matchmaking
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>finally ready
>ready up
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>bugs out and I have to start over
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>17/18 ready
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>join game
>18/18
>sending client info
>it's 2fort
>read blog post again
>all maps but 2fort stricken from game
>check URL
>"2fortress2.com"
>all comics updated to take place on 2fort
>open game again
>goes into a 2fort bot map from startup
>turn off computer
>go outside
>get sniped
>last thing I see is gibus and wave

ready for competitive, guys?
>>
>community servers
>24/7 upward
>24/7 upward
>24/7 upward
>24/7 upward
what do you people like about this fucking shit level
>>
>>121385540
It's not that bad.One of the better PL maps by comparison.
>>
>>121385540
Pyro mains and sniper mains
I prefer badwater
>>
>>121384319
>hl
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