Slablands/CoC General

Sneaky giant dragon girls

>>121087976
But how

>>121087976
I was in a dnd game where a dragon sneaked up on us in a forest somehow.

>>121088385
Rekt

Threadly reminder that Trump will make anime real

>>121088562
He has my vote.

>>121088562
Based Trump

>>121088268

carboard boxes are the only sneaking tech you need

>>121088562
Truly the hero America needs.

>homework done kind of
>dinner bought
>ready to get cozy with food and laptop @ home
this is the life.

What was the consensus on the halloween events? Which was better, new or old? What was your favorite?

>>121081074
Girl who just wanted to sing and have happy disney funtimes in a small farming village but her voice is actually cursed so it hurts people and drives things insane and she gets accused of being a witch and then she runs away and hides and basically becomes a teen hermit in the woods and refuses to talk to anyone anymore.

>>121089341
Why not make a poll?

>>121089341
Both

>>121090798
I don't really care about empirical data, I just want to spark discussion

>>121090849
There's four halloween events though, aren't there?

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>>121087976
>>121088268
What if it's a morph?

>>121088562
I'll believe it when I get my giant robot or magical powers.

>>121097619

making anime real doesn't mean you'd become MC-kun.

>>121097798
No but there's usually plenty of others in the background doing giant robot/magical crap.

And god forbid you ended up like one of the harem protags. Suddenly you're as dense as a neutron star and/or afraid of attention from the opposite sex.

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>>121097798
no but i could find a goddess lying around and worship her

>In no there were no Ray before me but twice as tall and for my liking too muscular student. He has his hair dyed to green color.
>Oh god no. .. it's bully I knew it they just found me. So what's first toilet or my books? And where are his friends?
>"I'm Erik, pleased to meet ya ", off course I knew it the books they always choose books first. Wait. .. did he just. ..introduced?
>"I...."
>"He's NAME dumbass now get back to whatever useless thing you've been doing." Ray pushed taller boy. No he TRIED to push him. Erik didn't even noticed.
>"For you its winner Erik please. "
>"You think so hm? Well ..."
This fanfic is the worst thing I've ever seen, I love it.

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>>121099202
Trying to parse this is giving me a headache.

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>>121099202
I almost want to ask for a link but I don't want to end up drinking to understand.

Buying Riley fancy armor, Aivee a fancy dress, and Rambles some catnip. He needs the hard drugs.

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>>121099493
I think one of them is named Ray. Then the author says something to the effect of
>"Ray moved and someone else stood in front of me. He was twice as tall as Ray and too muscular for my liking, with (dyed) green hair.

>>121099771
Well 1) it got a little too "oh my gosh, this guy is a sexy beast~" for me too fast so I had to bail and 2) I really don't want you to judge me on my OTP.

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>>121099202
>>121100189

>>121100189
>Huge ass mussels
Sounds more like cooking class, really.

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>>121100189

>>121100890
Did I mention huge ass mussels?
I'm not sure I did, let me just remind you. Huge ass mussels. They even had an individual sign.

>>121100189
>No......no,no funk. ...I don't even have to guess. Double doors with small windows.
Damn. Double doors. With small windows!

>>121101428
Let's not be hasty, is there any way they could be medium windows? Maybe even large ones?

I keep coming back here hoping for a big update, or some more trap scenes. All I see is a consistent, slow progress which isn't bad considering its just being worked on part time.

>>121103105
What sort of trap scenes are you thinking? I might be interested in converting some fempc scenes or writing trap only content over brek.

>>121103105
Would you rather have no progress?

>>121103331
I don't know about the guy who asked but usually traps mean fucking effeminate guys.

>>121104116
But he might've meant trap PCs.

>>121104320
You're right, and I misread your original post too so that only confused me a bit further.

I'd like either actually, getting some dick in my boipussy or having some of those in the world.

Fucking the demon king with a min-size dick was kind of funny.

>>121104116
I meant way more specific than that. Like describing a scene.

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>>121099202
wat

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>>121104773

>>121104508
>>121104320
>>121103331
>>121103105
I meant scenes for player traps, so far there's no specific scenes I've encountered for a player trap male or female.

>>121107631
What did you have in mind?

>>121108759
Pretty good question, how would trap scenes differ besides the obvious mistaken gender?

>>121111492
I imagine genital references would have to be edited, but other than that it would probably be fairly simple to convert fPC scenes to trapPC scenes.

You might be able to contrive specific scenarios for traps, like converting a lesbian to the D via social infiltration.

>>121111776
Only if the scenes are anal. If there's a vagina involved you'd have to significantly alter things.

>>121111927
That was what I was referring to in the first place, actually.

>>121111927
>>121112051
Maybe some sort of bullying or teasing because of the effeminacy, but not complete dom

>>121113773
You're going to get hell for trying to push that "lol your penis is so tiny" crap people hate from other games.

>>121113826
Now you're acting like traps can't have big dicks, and as a fan of that content I'm getting personally offended. I am writing a strongly worded letter as we speak, give me your address.

>>121113826
Where'd he mention dick size? Do you have something you want to talk to us about, anon?

>>121113826
Since when is that taboo? I thought it was just "furry futa femdom".

Hell it doesn't even have to be a girl, it could be some other guy making fun of you.

>>121114042
It's called an example.

>>121114070
There's taboo and there's things people hate anyway. Girls belittling and insulting you never goes over well here, and people are going to want the option to smash their faces in and rape them hard at the least to make up for it if you do that.

>>121114186
>and people are going to want the option to smash their faces in and rape them hard at the least to make up for it if you do that.
And what's wrong with both of those options being available?

>>121114303
Nothing, just consider that fair warning.

>>121114367
Isn't what's put into the game decided upon the two trip people? I would think it would be more of their volition.

>>121114440
If someone pisses the thread off enough I wouldn't expect them to be motivated to put it in over content people actually like.

>>121114186
This entirely.

>>121114440

ignore him and just write it.

>>121114440
Ignore >>121114742

This is a community. If the community hates something enough, that's how you get bans and you get shitstorms.

>>121114440
The community hate often decides a lot of thing and the thread is pretty anti sub and has been for a long time now.

>>121114856
>bans
Are you joking or something.

>>121114742
Oh fuck off, this community has been shitting on people people who want that sort of thing over what ears now? It's even in the op.

>>121114984
Yea, it specifies "furry futa femdom", not "you have to be actively raping everyone 24/7 and can't be in a submissive position once".

>>121114860
Sub is fine.
As long as you can dom it as well and not being overwhelmingly sub, of course.

>>121115105
There actually are rules banning you being forced into a submissive position. Check the variable and style FAQ along with the rules.

I remember why I stopped coming here.

>>121115105
It specifies all three of those things even alone as bad.

>>121115182
I don't think I ever mentioned being forced into a submissive position did I? I was actually more thinking of power bottom kind of stuff.

>>121115197
Well I'd stop going to a place that doesn't like subs if I were one.

>>121115197
People don't like being forced into humiliation in their porn. I don't think that's surprising.

>>121115197
who are you

>>121115312
I never said being forced into anything dude I was just talking about it existing in the game.

I'm not into raping lolis but that's in the game and some people get off to it so it's fine.

>>121115284
That's not submissive.

>>121116861
It can be, I know I jack off a lot to power-bottoming traps.

>>121116914
I'm just saying, power bottoming isn't sub.

>>121100189
Ah fuck it, I found a decent fanfic so I don't care if you know my OTP. Only god can judge me.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1814689/chapters/3895150

>>121117436
Is Outlast a good game?

>>121117809
Well I'm assuming it's a "horror" game and Markiplier played it.

So no, probably not.

>>121117809
Yeah, I think so. Enough fucked up imagery with variety, a lot of colorful characters, no overly awful puzzles.

Wario waifu who is strong and somewhat stocky in build.

She's completely loaded with money.

Like seriously, she owns a castle.

And this castle has a 100/1 scale water faucet.

Why would you even NEED a faucet like that other than to show how loaded with cash you are that you can spend so much money on a faucet that's literally a hundred times bigger than humanly necessary.

Also there's some dickass pirates that want to take her stuff all the time.

>>121118991
Full of muscle

>>121117972
>>121117809
also childhood sexual reptile imagery which is one of my favorite phrases. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, sweat dripping down my face, and it's the first thought to echo in my mind.

>>121118991
Wah!

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>>121122539
The muscliest.

>>121123705
WAH HA HA HA HA

>>121123956
I was actually going to post that image eventually

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>1-3 write about sociopath girl
>4-6 write about sociopath guy
>7-9 write about sociopath demon
>0 write about sociopath teacher

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>>121123956
I identify so much with female Wario, you have no idea.
Everyday I ask WWFWD?
I really do wanna cop her purple overalls and boots.

>>121088562
Can't stump

Won't stump

>Spend 15 minutes wondering why Word didn't think "freezed" was a word and if it had somehow fucked up
>Suddenly realize I was the fucked up one.
No more story writing at 4am for me.

>>121088750
and horses because if you couch on a horse hanging off the side you can't be seen.

>>121089341
Neither are better they're all good

>>121093859
Could work

>>121094138
what am I looking at

>>121097619
What kind of powers

>>121111927
Batgirl is being converted from a boy so it could be done either way.

What do we think about that idea with the trap pc tricking a drunk guy into fucking them in an alley?

Shy Siren

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>>121124338
It's one of the good ones.
>>121124614
She'd go for dat money and treasure. Always.
Of course.

>>121097798
The joke is that Trump would be the main character

>>121098175
whats wrong with her hair

nightmare goggles

ambos

Glory hammer

beepbeep

>>121140331
Fuck if I know. As long as they weren't stupid I doubt I'd really care. I'd find some use for 'em.

>>121145481
You now have Skeleton Eyes.

I'm a jeep

>>121146525
That's stupid.
>>121147381
Beep beep.

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Girls who are more at home with metal work and machinery.

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>>121147465
>wrench wenches
My dick.

>>121148020
>>121147465
I'd give them metal to work with, if you know what I mean

Duke nukem the waiufu

>>121142129
Sounds like blackmail potential.

Having acrobatic sex with the kunoichi wolfgirl

k

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>>121143370
She's a goddess. Remember to properly worship her and comfort her.

She likes $100 bills and bottles of sake.

Don't call her cute though.

>>121158856
>Don't call her cute though.
What a shit.

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>>121142724
Then we really are alike.

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>>121159580
Hey if you want to be attacked by thousands of snakes that's your deal.

>>121142724
That Mario's pretty qt, is there a Luigi?

>>121159819
>attacks people for complimenting her
A shit.

hotter than hell

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>>121160145
She was forced to be "cute" by her parents and all of her classmates and had a massive mental complex over it. She had enough of it and then turned into a snake god.

I don't know if she'd attack you for calling her cute but she certainly wouldn't take it was a compliment. Maybe say she misheard you and you actually said "scary", she seemed to like being called that.

>>121160475
>attacking strangers over something they had no way of knowing about
So she's a sad, cute shit then.

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>>121160674
Hey so far the only person she attacked tried to deceive her after he pretended to befriend her for a month, he was her only friend as a god.

Him calling her "cute" probably wouldn't have helped the matter any though.

She deserves gentle head pats and friendship.

Any femdom suggestions? Chill, this is fPCdom related so most of you can ignore this post. This isn't for a project per-se, more like a checklist of things to think about for doing it.
Aside from not-explicitly sexual acts like treating them as furniture, I've got whips, the obligatory cowgirl, facesitting, and footjobs. What else? Orgasm denial? Candlewax if I really want to go out there? Bondage?

>>121164067
Edging.

>>121164067
Edging is usually a main thing.

>>121164426
>>121164515
Oh, sorry, I grouped edging under orgasm denial as a type of it.

>>121164067
Pegging maybe

>>121161094
>She deserves gentle head pats and friendship.
Seems fair enough.

>>121167645
yep

wow so fast

One punch woman when

>>121173509
It would be nice to have more representation, I agree.

Girly girlys

>>121173509
One punch man is great

>>121173509
When you make an fPC

>>121183430
No I want one as a waifu

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Hungry Vampire Loli's

>>121186216
What if they drink too much blood?

>>121184749
Then you can go self-insert as Weiss or something and have the fPC be your waifu.

>>121187893
I can't I'm straight.

>>121189567
Where's the homosexuality there? You're self-inserting as a guy fucking a girl, that's perfectly straight.

>>121186216
Fluffy
taisl

>>121193570
Smelly wet tail

>>121164067
Straddling them and not letting them touch you. Kissing them but pulling away when they try to kiss you. Pinning their hands above their head is pretty good too. Those have all done pretty well for me in real life.

Fluffy tails really are the best

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>Konami told gamers to fuck themselves and basically went to pachinko and slot machines
>Revenue for both of those has dropped 50% from last year.

I haven't tasted karma this good in so fucking long, holy shit.

>>121198569
You saw them saying "K-kojima's only break guys! Honest!" right.

>>121198668
Of course. How do they expect anybody to actually believe that after people the whole internet over have talked about him leaving.

Fluffy tails really are the best

>>121201196
You spelled cave women wrong

>>121197192
>>121201196
Nice job slipping up, replicant. Thanks for giving irrefutable proof that no HUMAN could ever like fluffy tails.

>>121197192
>Player characters will never have fluffy tails

>>121186216
Just the right amount of lewd.

Vampires that get turned on/get off on drinking your blood when?

>>121187893
>self-insert as Weiss
Please have more respect for yourself.

Mfw fluffy tails are the greatest thing to ever have existed

Is there any particular reason why my noble mother has to be abusive?

>>121206909
More tails of fluff when

>>121207539
tropes

>>121204294
Batboy

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I have never wanted skeleton bros and husbandos more in my life desu

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>>121208920

>>121208920
>>121210086
kekd

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>>121208920

Cute, but voluptuous vampire girl servants who cater to your every whim as your personal attendants

Usually very butler-like but will perform lewd things at your command

>>121210761
gross

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>mfw actually playing through the game after a year long absence
Holy fuck, good job, Tatoba. This game is actually getting somewhere. Makes me want to learn coding myself.

>>121208819
And is there a female variant of that?
>>121213934
Excellent.

>>121214420
Thoughts?

>>121214420
We thank you anon kun and post fluffy tails

Alright, time for what you've all been waiting for. Open up your MS Paint and design the best combat screen you've ever seen.

>Dude is streaming FO4
>While you're in your cryo chamber, some assholes open up your spouses chamber, caps them in the skull, and snatches the baby.

>>121215453
>>121141267

>>121219912
Oh. Neat.

>>121219417
GOOD

>you can make your dog do tricks

Oh my god that's adorable.

>>121219417
You just knew it was gonna end up being something like that.

Also, the cash register noise whenever you kill something is unforgivably annoying.

>>121221814
Can you make it do a flip

>>121226736
>flipanon
I thought this demon was banished.

God, this new radio guy is such a dork. Fumbling over his own words and being nervous.

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>library ruined their rental ipads with bullshit
the only good news today was that I wrote a little bit, but it wasn't even for Slablands.

>>121231705
Let's see it

>>121226831
Do a flip

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>That sweet ass duck tales song doesn't play at the castle anymore

>>121232494
http://pastebin.com/0DSwQKN5

>>121226831
>Thinking you can ever escape

>>121234046
If we ever get a duck person, that music should play during all of their scenes.

>>121226736
This is an important question.

>fanfic promising because it had a map and an interesting premise
>grammar, spelling, and overall quality slowly starting to devolve with each chapter
well damn, that's disappointing.

>>121219417
Can I choose to abandon the child

Fluffy tails on girls

Girls with several fluffy tails

Girl with fluffy tail that wants to make the country great again

>>121208920
>>121210086
Fucking lel

Haughty noble milf queen to enslave

Around elves watch yourselves

>>121201196
Fact

>>121198569
rekt

>>121240179
If by that you mean do loads of quests that aren't the main story and just fuck around and make your cool little base in the middle of the Boston ruins, sure, I suppose that counts.

Thanks giving is a shitty holiday

Fluffy war now

>>121262261
Make fluffy love, not fluffy war.

>>121262146
Nah, you can eat a ton.

No-good slavers

>>121276643
Slaver no slaving!

>>121276643
>>121277291
Making them a slave to your <preferred genitals>.

>>121279027
I like the phrase "preferred genitals" because it implies you could have genitals you don't prefer but are stuck with anyway. Like you accidentally misclicked a bunch of shit in the character creator and you were like "damn, I chose a dick! oh well, guess I'll continue."

>>121277291
Slaving is a vile, but profitable occupation. It'll be hard to make them just 'stop' without some persuasion.

>>121279027
Enslaving the slavers and freeing the enslaved ones. Some are so grateful they offer to be your servants because you're obviously the better option.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTH7QXWbsDk

This is what happens when you cancel sex ed classes.

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Horror strim startin':
http://www.livestream.com/cropsysrevenge

>>121286625
can you please check your email

>>121283719
That's why you don't play the binding of isaac

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Weird Youkai

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>>121293295

>>121290001
why

>felt the need to post my first comment on a video
this is a slippery slope and I feel myself sinking lower into the refuse that is youtube comments.
anyway,
>evens HW
>odds write
>0 relax

>>121297692
I felt the need to comment on a video so outrageously stupid I finally put up with google's dumb name shit when that was a thing.

It's the only time I've felt the need to comment on a video in like 8 years.

>>121298837
I heard a stock noise I recognized from another video and felt the need to acknowledge it.

>>121299576
>>121298837
>>121297692
wait, we used the phrase "felt the need/feel the need" too much, I feel like we need to stop

>>121294626
Rots the brain.

>>121304117
It's fun tho.
Even if it rots your brain.

>>121305480
You're a brain

Tatoba, when's JPop soundtrack?

>>121309315
Good question

>>121309315
when he can pay mizuki nana 300 million dollars for her music

>>121310604
>more than 2

>>121312872
well, then it gets more expensive
point is never

>>121310604
If we can make her a fan of what we're trying to accomplish, we will have a powerful ally.

Things get done when Nana wills it.

NANA IS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121309315
No joke I actually did suggest Jpop, so fingers crossed.

Where's that pumpkin girl writer

>>121315617
Slabbed from the looks of it.

>>121315727
I'm not surprised because he kept delaying it

>>121315617
PUMPKIN PLS

I am the law.

>>121318945
YOU BETRAYED THA LAW

>>121318945
RAISED YOU LIKE A FUCKIN'.... DEVIL

>>121318945
THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAw

>had to mess around with wifi for an hour to fix it
>can't download any apps on the ipad or even put music on it
boy oh boy do I long for death!

I have discovered the secret of theater popcorn

>>121325967
It's pretty awesome if they do it right.

>>121326702
No I mean like the flavor and stuff.

It's not the butter, but the salt. It's a very fine salt.

Also because they use an actual popper.

And something about coconut oil, but I don't know the specifics on that.

>>121323158
I hope you aren't using itunes anon.

>>121326902
I eat popcorn from a real popper somewhat frequently because my mother manages sports games at a high school.

They're still not that great

>>121327265
What kinda salt and butter are you using?

Or are you just not that into popcorn?

>>121327339
I don't remember what they used, I think it was "industry" stuff, I used to go with her to sams to buy all the stuff.

I assume movie theaters use some sort of specific brand or type but I don't know what it is.

Now I'm trying to find the theatre where the 'flavor' thing is a loli's crotch.

>>121326926
No, I mean the library that rents it put restrictions so you can't even sync it to your computer to add your own music. It kind of makes it useless for me. It's a glorified alarm clock/notebook now. At least it's free to rent tho

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>>121327623
>Now I'm trying to find the theatre where the 'flavor' thing is a loli's crotch.

>>121327623
That's probably one of the more disgusting things I've read and I suffered through 120 days of sodom just so I could say I read it.

It also reminds me of all those stories of people who heat up butter thinking it'll work as lube and end up with 2nd degree burns on their junk.

>>121331790
>>121328918
Man that's not even THAT bad for Japan.

Teaching Raptor sluts proper tea time etiquette?

>>121331868
Bruh, I'd take hardcore guro over that weird shit in that post any day.
Hell, I pretty much do already.

>>121332332
Hey. That's rude.

It's not a raptors fault that they only have so many fingers. It's hard to hold your pinky out when you sip tea like that you know.

>>121332463
Man, I can't believe your priorities.

>>121332527
I can't believe someone wants to eat vagina popcorn.

>>121332708
>>121332463
You know it's not literally child piss right. It's a cardboard cutout where the nozzle is where the crotch would be. I mean, that's still pretty weird, but I wasn't talking about eating popcorn literally coated in loli piss.

>>121332514
It may be hard, but knowledge of proper conduct at a tea party is one of the primary requirements of being civilized.

I do this not for myself, but for the world.
And Raptor butts

>>121332887
I'd say on a scale from 1-10, 1 being normal theater popcorn 7 being hardcore guro and 10 being child piss flavored popcorn, getting your seasoning from a cardboard vagina is still a hefty 9 or 8.5.

>>121333090
I'd still say torture porn is more fucked up than eating loli piss popcorn.

They're both really fucked up, but still.

>>121333161
Eating child piss popcorn IS torture tho

>>121333090
You literally have fucked up priorities.

>>121333217
And I STILL wouldn't eat vagina popcorn, which really shows how fucked up it is.
Like, if someone who enjoys pictures of people riddled with knives is kinkshaming you, you need to take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself what choices you made in your life to get where you are today.

>>121333432
No, it really says much more about you.

>>121333502
Bro, find a mirror and re-evaluate. Even a little compact will work.

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>>121332973
>>121332514
>>121332332
I haven't read this in a while but I think there was a tea party.

The captcha was popcorn.

I've had a pass since they came out but there's always a sale on cyber monday so I'm waiting out the monthish gap

>>121333556
Practice what you preach.

>>121333604
I'm not the one licking my lips about vagina popcorn. You're the only one who can help yourself, you gotta take the first step. Keifer Sutherland it.

>>121332332
Maybe after Sapros actually does his spider. Or the Amazon. Or the Lich. Or Patch.

>>121333679
You are the one who prefers guro over lolipiss, though. When somebody who likes lolipiss is telling you off, well, you gotta think about what kind of abyss you're teetering towards.

>>121333679
>>121333810
Man people here get WAY too defensive/offensive about fetishes.

Like if it's game-related sure but this just started as an off comment I made because I wanted a dumb image for my post.

>>121333810
Shhh, we're here for you whenever you want to take that next step, Keifer Sutherland.

>>121333904
Don't worry, friend, I'll be here waiting for you to realize the truth and apologize.
>select all the drinks

>>121333853
I'm almost 100% neither one of us actually cares.
At least I hope so, otherwise I'm in for a world of fremdschämen.

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Where my
>GUARDIAN
>ATTENTION
>LIGHTHEARTED
>PLAYFUL
>AGGRESSIVE
boys @?
http://thezodiacsociety.com/birthchart

>>121334905
>says I'm always a slut for Leos
nevermind, this thing is broken.

>>121334905
How shit.

Give me suggestions for clothes tailors could sell.

>>121336276
Bras, royal clothes, yellow kung fu suits, fancy clothes, jester suit, g strings

>>121336276
camisole, chemise, hi-low dress, cape, mantle, shrug, girdle, corset, underbust corset, menstrual apron things.

>>121336276
Big ass hats capt hats, tall gentlemen hats

>>121336276
super shiny boots

>>121336276
Fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves

>>121336447
isn't that a milliner?

>>121336568
Buddy, I don't think we're making that much of a distinction for most clothes shops.

How do you access the puzzle room in the desert dungeon? I've been trying to find it for ages and all I get are enemy encounters and nothing else.

>>121336698
You grind endlessly until you smash it down. That's the puzzle!

>>121336698
We will have to create a walkthrough someday

>>121336428
Every single time I forget how horribly designed the website for the museum of menstruation is. And they have an article on Lammily, so it's not like it's abandoned.

>>121336924
Everything in this post disgusts me

>>121336749
memes aside though, how the fuck does it become available?

I've gotten it on other characters but I don't even know how I did it.

>>121337557
I'm sorry you feel disgusted about abandonment, I feel like there's a personal story hidden somewhere and I don't wish to pry.

>>121336276
Tailcoats, sack coats, frock coats fringed jackets, Slouch hats

>>121315727
>>121315842
>>121317557
It'll be slabbed when I'm dead

Poor ace

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>dorf lady tells me i need 1500 shekels to make the castle not shit.

Well damn, i thought this pyramid loot was going to last me awhile

>qt semen demon that wants your seed

vampire loli that stopped drinking blood because of her morals but then is forced to and almost loses herself

taking care and comforting her as she starts doing it again, except only with you

>>121341449
Just like in my japanese anime

>>121341605
Excuse you, /fan fiction/ for my japanese anime.

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>>121341671
g-gomen..

never forgot that fluffy tails are the best

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>>121341923
>implying that's possible.

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>>121341923
>>121342072
awoo

>>121342072
I'm probably gonna star reading spice and wolf soon.

Making the succubus eat her vegetables when?

Oars girls

>>121344282
turning qt tree girls into oars IS NOT ok anon.

Girl with yellow skin which causes people to think that she's sick when

>>121210761
>not throwing it away

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>>121111776
>converting a lesbian to the D via social infiltration

I know that mention of a certain creator is grounds for trouble, but does anyone have the latest version of TiTs?

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>>121161094
she deserves nothing of the sort

snow girls

Girl with robot arms and legs

>>121111927
We need more fPC anal anyway, in my opinion.

Alchemy

>>121355543
Malchemy

>>121357906
Palchemy

Can't wake up

>>121323158
>apple products
>ever

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>over 300+ days worth of harpy donations
>they pack their bags and leave

>>121326926
I hope he's not using anything apple and is lying.

>>121368153
Some times apple shit is forced on you.

It's a choice to use itunes.

>>121364713
Isn't that the whole thing though. They keep on saying "Hey we're gonna leave, but we'll leave faster if you give us money".

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2169038

This guy makes some good squids, man. Gattdayum

>>121369146
>aging them up
Why even bother drawing an inkling? It's shit.

>>121369248
My main problem is that the art itself usually looks awful.

But yea it's kind of a waste

>>121369248
Because squids can't stay kids forever, anon.
Gotta be a big squid one day.

>>121369925
Not according to like 5 fetishes.

>>121368852
For that many days, I was hoping for some bigger form of thank you, like a harpy assistant, or consensual orgy, or even a "thank you".

them birdbrains I swear

>>121370663
Maybe no one thought someone would bother to pay them that much and didn't write anything.

>>121370210
And those are...?

>>121339572
>It's a hobo's life for me

>>121371015
Infantalism, age regression, mind altering.

Oh and also crippling a person.

>>121371587
>Trying to insult lolis
Also, the thing about Inklings, I'm pretty sure the loli is the adult form for them, since their life cycle is basically from baby squid through more and more human form until ending in the familiar one.

>>121327339
>there are people that don't use cheese

>>121372261
No they are specifically kids in that form. They age and (presumably) become "adults".

Callie and Marie are like 3-4 years older than most squid kids iirc.

Also I'm not insulting lolis, those are just fetishes that could be applied to "not having to grow up".

>>121371080
Yep

>>121371080
Nah man. That's not how you gotta be.
You gotta have the Wario mindset.
Get dem monies. Get dem treasures.
Then you can deck out your castle.

>>121350509
Yes. The stealthy approach. Make her think you're a girl, then when she's hot and bothered and has her guard down...WHAM! you whip out the D.

>>121375638
That's not how that works dude. Most lesbians won't magically become attracted to dick if they're horny, anymore than I think you would.

>>121375859
>anymore than I think you would.
Y-yeah, of course.

Anyway, I saw it happen in an eromanga so it has to be true.

>>121376008
I dunno if a guy is posting about breaking lesbians with his cock I'm gonna assume they're a "super straight" kind of guy.

>>121375859
>>121376083
Porn fantasy, it's about awakening them to the fact that they actually love dick. Doesn't matter how you think real life works.

>>121327265
Why is movie popcorn the best

>>121376573
They use coconut or soy oil and an actual popper. Coconut oil is still used in some places, but soy is more common since it lasts longer and is apparently healthier. Also that really fine theater salt.

>>121374425
No, that castle is a pit. Leave it forgotten, that's what it deserves.

>>121377429
No, build it back up into a home. If you don't have a house you're worthless. Girls don't like you smelly woods people that don't ever bathe.

>>121377506
>implying adventurers can't bathe
Look at this pleb.

>>121377580
You don't have anywhere to bathe.

>>121377856
>what are towns
>what are rivers
>what are oases
>what is magic

>>121378010
>Rivers
>Clean
>Being a freeloader

>>121378102
>implying it's that hard to get a sifter
>implying it's impossible to use magic to assist in it

>>121327623
wut

>>121381020
What do you mean what?

>>121325967
Dead unicorns?

>>121336924
>coca-cola as contraceptive douches
my vagina is recoiling in horror and disbelief.