Slablands/CoC General

>>120569664
If he could he would

https://strawpoll.me/5863195
Here, vote on which scene you want done. Voting closes in about ten minutes as of this post.

>>120569809
Based trump

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vote niggas

https://strawpoll.me/5863195/

Just ask yourself what would Trump do

>>120569923
Trump Trump Trump

>>120569923
Trump would do his hair.

>>120569923
>Just ask yourself what would Trump do

He'll build a wall to prevent monstergirls from migrating to America. No thanks.

>>120570089
Implications. Trump only wants to keep our scum that leech off the government.

>>120570089
Worse: He'll make them build the wall. That's terrible.

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs E'vry morning to help me get large

>>120570089
Shut up and go build the wall Pedro.

>>120569890
I can't believe like Bernie when his plan is increase our government spending that we already can't pay for unless we 100% tax the rich.

But it doesn't surprise because the average retard can't into basic math.

>>120570431
People just hear that he's going to give them "free" shit and that's allow they hear. No one does research.

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>>120570089

>implying thats a bad thing

keep the degenerate monsters out of the holy land.

>>120570298
Even deez nuts is a better candidate than him in every way.
Especially when it comes to actual ability and experience.

>>120570431
God I hope Trump wins so I can drink the tears of dumb fuck college kids who can't into reality and don't understand why everyone hates them.

>>120569923
Trump would make America great again.

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>harpies win

cute paladin girl who vows to make Hyperion great again, and build a wall around Erebus.

>>120570542
But he has wings. He is a monsterboy.

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FUCK TRUMP
FUCK SANDERS
FUCK CLINTON
FUCK CARSON
FUCK EVERY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

WHERE'S MY MONSTERGIRL CANDIDATE?

The US isn't ready for a cute monstergirl president ;-;

>>120571331

Angels aren't monsters, heathen.

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>>120569880
>>120569923
As I'm sure just about everyone expected, the loli harpy tea party won.
Alright then, I'll write it. I wanted to wait on it until I could actually put the time in for the harpy expansion, but given how long it's taken to get around to it as-is, I suppose I can do this as a little preview of the general tone people should expect from them.

Expect something in about an hour. Maybe two. No more than that. Do not expect a masterpiece.

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>>120571509

god speed.

>>120571429
I'm on to you Ilias

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going through and fixing this pastebin is making me sad.

So many projects and writers lost like tears in the rain.

>laptop fell off the bed
>fine for an hour and then crashed and Windows refuses to load
>burning hot
Huh. That seems dramatic. It was only 2 ft.

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>>120571390
Truly we are undeserving of such a ruler.

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>>120571429
Fuck off, Mastema

>>120573518
>Physically unable to deal with not having a computer to fuck with
>Already talked to my roommate about David Cage, Uwe Boll, Leslie Withers, BL games, and Hatoful Boyfriend
>she just desperately wants to do her homework
Somebody please stop me, I am assassinating my own character with every word I utter

>>120576328

ask her about Trump. That always works.

>>120576561
I already did before the laptop crash, actually. It was just a short
"So Trump-"
And then she started laughing and I joined in. No exaggeration, even.
I wish I could at least play dress up games or something, though. I guess I could get over this terrible keyboard and write, but it'll take a lot out of me. This is awful, it takes a full second for the keystrokes to register and I type fast. The display starts to lag full sentences behind after just a minute or so.

>>120576954
Guess I'll advertise for ao3 fanfics instead.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5048083
I saw a hyphen AND a semicolon in the first paragraph. Very highfalutin.
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/3278603
Something for a bunch of people? I'm only up to Jeremy's Girl

>>120571509
Whoops! It ended up ballooning into 2k words, there's a lot of setup, and it's still a bit unfinished as-is, but I wanted to make sure I made the deadline I set for myself. Sorry guys, this is why I can't handle requests. I hope you enjoy it, for what it's worth.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tadeD1S7Ye_c9FH7HPPmug0tiYPXGxqYxrciC-DAxpU/edit

>>120579245
BASED

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>>120579245

adorable/10.

>Cisa more or less passed
>/v/ is in an uproar

Game mods and emulators might be in trouble, friends.

>>120580535
Shoot. there's a lot of stuff I haven't been able to download yet because I'm stuck with this toaster.

>>120580535
Yep normal fags are useless

>>120579210
Oh no I just found out what an "Omegaverse" is. Unsure if I can recover.

Can we sell multiple items at once now?

>>120569809
So much money to be had

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>>120583827
>>120579210
And my computer is somehow fine, looks like. Thanks based dogdick.
Got more ideas for knotting which is great, although the dudes who had them in the story didn't have sheaths but eh.
All in all productive night. I read bad fanfiction, I read good fanfiction, I read average fanfiction that I really really like for no explainable reason and bookmarked to keep track of, it was a good time.

Vague, hazy reminder that 'Incubi' are cubi who top and 'Succubi' are cubi who bottom.
Not that anyone cares, but hey.
The More You Know™

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wolf girl

>>120586493
You forgot the elusive Switchcubi.

>>120569880
Based IoIi tea party

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this when?

Alright, I'm fucking new. Does fighting the harpies have any permanent repercussions? Does paying them do anything?

>>120588996
Not written yet

>>120579245
Fucking awesome.

>>120570067
Trumps hair could stop bullets

>>120570176
He is the savior

>Nier: Automata gameplay
Yeah. Yeah I'm diggin this.

Also Taro being an amusingly strange man as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTkpTsQLcc

>>120570723
Can't wait

>>120571073
It's the best

>>120597525
Oh my god, it's beautiful.

>>120601597

>>120601597
Not as bad pretty as me.

Roman girls

>>120449774
sweater tits

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>>120608669
teater swits and boob windows

>>120579245
Is this going to actually be in the game?

Guarding parking spots today. Yehaw.

>phone tries to autocorrect yehaw into tense.

>>120614074
Hopefully the weathers not too bad there, anon.

>>120615502
Its 76 with only some clouds and a nice breeze.

>>120614074
That's cause it's yeehaw.

>>120618495
>autocorrects to seesaw and meehan.

This phone I swear.

Halloween update when?

>>120571509
Will we be able to knock up the loli harpies?

>>120579245
Pretty cute. Good job.

Solemn girls

Brainiac girl.
She just wants some pants. A decent pair of pants.

Guh. Keep getting stuck on the last set of repairs to the castle where it bugs out on me and never finishes, I'm left without a cat-butler for life.

Two questions:

I have three amulets that glowed a few times each whenever I levelled. But they are not accessories, they are key items. How do I use them (and that old magic tome)?

I've gotten to level 18 with nothing but stun bolt. There's a twisted branch that uses brambles, but that's all I found so far. Any other spells to learn somewhere?

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>>120597525

>>120629146
would vote

chemical
additives

unstable potions

>>120628928
1. I think that's a bug.
2. Stuff is planned. For instance, there's a cloak in the countryside that's coming up that'll have more spells.

Is there any benefit/mechanical use of the multi attacks yet? "You hit 2 times" type of things where it gives them the crossed swords status?

incest

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Horror Stream 2 starting:
http://www.livestream.com/cropsysrevenge

Can we have a spell writing week or something? This is pretty lame. Also it would be great if things that get put in game would actually work, like the old tome.

>>120635006
>Is there any benefit/mechanical use of the multi attacks yet?

Come on anon, this is kindergarten math. Hit twice, you do more damage. Sorry anon, i don't know

>>120637000
please check your email

>>120597525
Gameplay looks fun. I can already tell I'm gonna have trouble dodging those spheres.
>>120637007
I've had a note sitting around for a while that I should write some spells out for the coral city. We really do need some support for more magic, though. Some of the projects were planning on giving a spellbook, but I don't think they had a spell list written out.

A while back Heebie even set up a little public doc for people to post spells ( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HXkosRPV-QE09up4JL6a0BJMgvHo-jsYtpjvmmfs_8s/edit# ) but sadly there wasn't much of a reply. But yeah, if people want to do a little event or something or just come up with more spells that could really help.

>>120637007
I've got ideas for spells, friend, the issue is getting them all set up and implemented.

Like...
>stuff that gives a miss chance vs attacks (This is already a thing I wrote by the way, it just hasn't been implemented yet)
>stuff that poisons
>blinding
>etc

I just don't see the point in having a bunch of spells that only deal damage.

>>120637386
I mean, that would make sense, but you don't see any first hit does X and second does Y. Just they get they little status icon. Only weapon I know that uses it is the Golden Dagger for its bleed attack (only requires the status icon to be there) - which also causes multihit, but still only shows damage once. Multihit attacks seem to do less damage over all, compared to other weapons, so I didn't know if there was some hidden effect it caused, since it doesn't mention it in combat like bleeds.

>>120638164
Do you know when the spellbook is being implemented?

>>120636925
Knocking up that "nice twin sister" of yours?

>>120638661
If you can obtain it in game, then not really. After editing things, I just tell him what to add and when. If a mechanic is broken I have no idea when it'll be fixed, the only way to do that is talk to Tatoba about it.

>>120639634
>>120579210
Saps look at how good this fanfic is. It's got the good grammar and everything.

The new porcupine on the block with the buff chest.
In the wilderness with the ruggedness.

>evens - watch Foodfight!
>odds - HW
>0 - makeup practice and also writing

>>120639840
>Meat-hung room
>>120641054
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>120638771
Why the "-"? Also yes.

>>120641270
Yeah, that weirded me out tbh but it's not like it's wrong technically. Just really oddly put. I can't remember if it was a freezer or not, so maybe that's why they didn't just say meat locker? idk

Also because it's a classic and deserves a watch.

>>120641560
From what I saw the writer does that a bit, favoring something hyphenated over better fits. Just reads a little odd.

It's classic horror, sure. Perfect for Halloween.

>>120641794
For some reason I thought you were talking only about the fic and I was like "yeah, getting assfucked by a giant safe is classic horror. he really gets me." that said, I can't think of anything more festive than having weird horror sex for halloween.
also
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Foodfight-/Movie?id=26327
fucking suffer with me loser
>rosi • 6 months ago
>PLEASE END MY FUCKING SOUL HOLY SHIT
this is going to be good

>>120641407
Because that's what they're listed as with that specific background.

Adventurer background would instead have you incesting your "bratty little sister" and so on.

>>120642574
The site is blocking me because I won't let it play ads. Guess I escape the pain of watching Foodfight a second time for now.

>>120643162
>not disabling adblock plus to watch a cinematic classic
haha wow, you really are a loser

>>120643103
Huh. Guess I've just glossed over it every time after the 12th.

>>120643412
Apparently if you click the 'use your device's player' option it won't try to get you to watch ads, so I've got it streaming now.

>>120643412
>Male main character is just straight up a dog mascot
>Female main character and love interest is an attractive normal woman with whiskers painted on her face
Oh man, I didn't know they had video game guys do the character design. I love shitty sexual dimorphism that's only there so dudes don't have to worry about having to see female characters that DON'T get their dicks hard.

>>120644118

how is it sexual dimorphism when they're not the same species? you just said ones a dog and the others a cat

Yo
Yo
Time out
Time
Out

This game I'm working is on tv.
Imma be on tv y'all.
I saw the most kickass blimp just now

>>120644645
You know what I mean, though. The guy's straight up animal but the girl's human. Like that picture of the various races and all the girls are copy pasted with cat ears or tiny tusks while the men all look different and actually interesting. That kind of sexual dimorphism. Girls can't be mascots or not be sexy, they gotta give the kids boners 24/7.

>>120644962
gonna be on tv

>>120645153

If it were supposed to be a consistent world I'd agree, but they're magic food mascots.

>>120645520
You can't look at it in a vacuum, though. The reason why the girl (both girls) are attractive is boners. It's a common and persistent trend. That chances of it being random (the girl just happens to be human) is infinitesimal if not 0.
That said, love Christopher Lloyd's performance. They most have mo-capped him, it's so natural.

>>120644118
Well, that I remember, Sunshine Goodness was kinda the director's waifu.

>>120645902

consider this, how many female grocery store mascots are there that are also animals? closest I can think of is chicken of the sea, and thats just a mermaid. if anything by making her a regular chick they were being accurate.

Also, I'm pretty sure the main reason is because they were just copying Roger Rabbit's shtick without realizing that Roger dating Jessica is supposed to be a gag.

>>120646308
That's literally what I've been saying since first post. Girls aren't allowed to be unfuckable, extreme sexual dimorphism only, final destination.

>>120646492

Welcome to real life where people like to look at things that attract them.

I'm sure there are tons of teen romance novels with scrawny nerds on the cover.

>>120646308
There's also those cartoon cows on the milk cartons.

>>120647537
Don't get between that dude and his Swiss Miss, man.

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>24 hours of Bob Ross on twitch

>>120647948
KappaRoss

>dark spooky clouds overhead

And it was so nice earlier...

>>120649806
I want Sun supremacists to leave.

>>120651242

vampires leave

I have garlic you dont scare me

>>120651543
Suck for you, I like garlic.

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>checking steam queue
>trap pc in an all girls school dating game

instant wishlist

>>120651937
Pretty much the best.

>>120651242
Its the fact I don't want to get rained on, anon. Nothing to do about sun.

>>120642574
My favorite part of this movie is still the way you can see the animation get worse and worse the longer it goes on. The final fight especially is completely embarrassing

>>120651937
>>120652157
What?

>>120653856
http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/

>>120655163
>That nose

>>120655163
Art looks familiar. Thanks for the link though.

Can we have another quick writing challenge?

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DO THE MONKEY WITH ME

>>120657506
What're you working on?

>>120651242
This

>>120657639
No, I mean like when we choose a theme or a prompt and have a week to write for it

>>120657506
I might be up to it if it's something small.

>>120657536
Dancing ever?

>>120659380
How about two theme options, magical and thanksgiving?

>>120663286
Sounds good to me. Due date is next Friday?

Do we have any staves yet? Also what's the consensus on one use spell teaching items like scrolls?

Is the haunted house dungeon getting coded for halloween?

>>120664685
You can pick a staff at the start, but other than that I don't believe we have any.
>>120664808
Edits were never addressed. I think a few parts were incomplete too.

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>tfw playing video games is no longer entertaining
What are some small projects I can help with for Slab? I don't think I'm up to writing anything super elaborate like a waifu.

>>120665504
Small non-sex events are what is usually suggested first.

>>120665504
Write something that isn't just filler. Make it a quest that gives you a free sword or something, it doesn't have to be complex, but it should be more than an event that doesn't do anything for the player.

>>120665257
Probably gonna write a stave or two for this event then.

>>120665696
There's actually noting wrong with that kind of event. They add to the character of the world. Not everything has to be some beat stick or grand quest.

>>120665806
There's everything wrong with it. You might as well replace all of them with the word 'timewaster'. You can add to the character of the world and have stuff that actually benefits the player going on at the same time.

>>120666047
We've already had this discussion before. Not everything is about battles and mechanics when you're writing a world.

>>120666169
Yeah, and? I'm just saying my two cents to the guy, feel free to disagree.

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>excited for Halloween
>see the best costume there ever was
well fuck, why even bother now?

>>120666047
>>120666251
I like the events that "don't really do anything," they're enjoyable bits to learn about the world or folks in it, rather than just holding down skip and going from battle to battle.

>>120666298
who is dis diabetus rex?

>>120666251
I'm going to write several quest like that and get them in the game just to spite you.

>>120667135
What is this?
>>120667419
That's the spirit! Productivity through spite!

>>120667419
Because the dude has an opinion? I mean, at least the spite is fueling creativity so that's good.

>>120667419
>writing with spite
That's the worst, man. Never use the power of spite.

>>120667419
Please write your events, I'd love to see them.

>>120667614

This nigga has never written before. Don't listen to him, let the hate flow through you.

>>120666298
>cap hat
next level shit

>>120667718
Hate is never good. Love is always and forever superior.

>>120667839

filthy lies.

>>120667493

if my googlefu is correct

Imouto Paradise! ~Onii-chan to Go nin no Imouto no Ecchi Shimakuri na Mainichi~

stuttering stanley

>>120667983
Texture surprise

Hello, my firends. I wnt to write sexy sex with llamagurl. But I don't noe hwo 2 write sexily? Ow do I so I rite so? Thank u 4 halp/

>>120670327

Borat please

>>120669941
I can't tell if my skin is textured or if I have acne scars. But I'm thinking if I had acne scars, I would know you know what I mean?

need to knead

Will anybody ever write GILFs, or did that dream die with Holst?

>>120676284
It could be you

>>120676284

its dead jim.

>>120676410
No way, no how.

>>120676417
Oh well.

>>120676284
Now when we say GILF, how mature we talkin here?

>>120676595
GILF, anon. 60+, minimum. Or if it's a monsterperson that grows up faster, whatever age they're at is equivalent to 60+.

Writing yet another facesitting scene.
Anyone got tips to help me shake this up?

>>120680460
What kind of monstergirl?

>>120680512
Humanoid.
Oh, and for reference, this is a fPC lesbian victory scene. Sorry if that wasn't already clear.

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>>120680585
>>120680460
forcing the loser's legs up and towards their chest, using them as armrests as the winner leans back and uses them as a chair? like this?

>>120681174
This looks like a wrestling move.

>>120681274
I think I've seen that as a wrestling move.

>>120681274
Didn't you know? All wrestling moves originated as ancient Roman gay sex positions.

>>120681365
Pretty much. More greek than roman, though.

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>>120681365
even this?

>>120681667
Especially.

het scene or gay scene?

>>120682702
het

>>120682702
flip a coin

>>120682702
to clarify, what I should write while I listen to Slowbeef read aloud Bloodwhistle: Hear Its Cry.
Although if you wanna take it more philosophically than that, go for it.

Hyper-realistic text when?

>>120683885
So comic sans

>>120668153
Thank you. Not sure what else I expected really.

Fuck you hunie pop your new style is shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>Friend is watching LoveLive
>Several parts of the second episode has lingering shots on the girls legs in nice detail

Boner stop
Pls
I just fapped.

>>120687085
Pls don't remind me.

Also, Bob Ross running on Twitch reminds me that he studied under William Alexander. He also had a painting show.

Guy used to paint with a scalpel instead of a brush.

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Fine booty who/when/where?
No I, sadly, do not know the source.

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>>120688446

It bares repeating THE NEW STYLE IS SHIT

Someone convince me to do my necessary coursework instead of ruining my life by writing about sexy office shenanigans.

>start listening to music again
>writing output skyrockets
Can't believe I ever stopped doing it.

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>>120689736
Think about the FUTURE

>>120689645

I never thought I'd dislike heart pupils.

>>120689962
Honestly that just makes my anxiety worse, but I'll try.

>>120689736
If you fail you've wasted time AND money.

Always worked for me.

Big ole vampire tits

>>120692070
RIP Nectarines
RIP Lena

pumpkin tits

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>>120681174
>accidentally sent this to my mum instead of the funny youtube link I meant

alright, who do i contact if i want to make music for this game

>>120696987
Tatobaguy. He posts in the thread so look out for him, maybe send an email to that name on gmail.

unicorn girl

>>120696987
If you're going to suggest https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/what-if-seinfeld-theme-song
I'm already adding it in as we speak so you're a little late.

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trying to work on my project like

>>120698670
>Little kid just has a shirt that says GAYS

>>120698736
My favorite is the mascara for ukes billboard.

fuck work

>>120698075
nah man i make actual music

when im not making shitposts that is

Seriously though fuck work

>>120701775
listen, I understand where you're coming from but you can't be this emotional. You're scaring the children

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wait a second am i being tricked here

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>>120703047
what the fuk

In this town we call home

everyone dance to the pumpkin song

ok how do i get dwarf girl to fix my god damn castle, i have it mapped out for the most part but shit still wont happen

>>120709234
See if the wiki mentions it I can't remember off the top of my head

>>120698736
The true horror of the sinister GAYS agenda.

in this town don't we love it now

alright whats a good way to farm a shit ton of gold in this game

>>120711132
kill the mummy lord with golden dagger.

Greed girls

>The lewd outfits in Xenoblade X are censored

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>120571320
Makes them build the wall

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>>120713154
>mad at lewd clothes are censored for a 13 years old year.

Normies, am I right?

how do i fuck kara

>>120713782
Except they aged her up to 15.
...So why age her up in the first place if you're just going to take out her costume?

At least it's not as bad as Bravely Default where they aged all the characters up to adult ages but still censored the clothes.
Or Fatal Frame where the underwear costume actually had plot relevance but they instead took it out completely.

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>>120714921
get an error when lady in skypoint takes my letter

looks it may have to do with a variable not being named right or maybe dev just forgot to replace "x" with the name of the variable he wants to remove

not sure since i have no idea how renpy handles errors

>>120715425
I don't think that message was meant for me, fam.

>>120715501

didnt mean to quote you bruh

also i have three strange letters in my key items inventory

>>120714921
Anon, she's still 15; an age that Americans still find weird to sexualize. Don't blame companies, blame society. The Bravely Default and Fatal Frame issues I understand but not this.

>>120715672
And yet there's kids younger than that right now going around in skimpy little bikinis in the land of the freedoms.

So actual factual kids can go around like that and make me feel creepy and somehow this is okay, but when it comes to vidya where I know it's fake and doesn't creep me out, it's not okay?

>>120715861
Welcome to America, anon. Where everything is backward as shit.

whats a quick way of grinding without getting fucked by rng and cowgirls

>>120716669
For me, the forest was consistent for grinding but maybe I was having good luck. Maybe try that?

>>120571390
Sadly doesn't exist

>>120716076
I've felt that way about America for a while.

So long as it's only the jailbait character that's censored, I'll be okay.

I was going to put the bikini armor on the brown girl anyway. Or wear it myself if I play a girl.

>>120717331
>I've felt that way about America for a while.

>Hyper violence on TV, ok, boobs on TV, eww censor that.
>Government decisions are based on who can pay the most.
>People vote on who is more popular than on who is best for the country.
>Schools throw money on sports rather than STEM classes and programs even though these people are changing the world for the better.
>40 hour of work at the minimum with minimum amount of maternal and almost no paternal leave even though the first few months are the most important for the family.
>The incarceration system is almost always based on retribution and not rehabilitation even though rehab prevents more crimes.
>Healthcare system is incredible expensive for almost everyone and health insurance premiums has never dropped in its entire history.
>Mentality of "fuck the poor, they didn't work hard enough" even if being poor isn't your fault.
>Mentality of "To be successful, you have to work hard." even though most of the times, it's luck based.

I can continue on and on about this. But this is what I observed over the years. America is backward as shit. The only one who can save us is a monstergirl president

>caring about politics
>caring about the world
Let's not do that, okay? Please?

>>120716076
>>120717331
>>120715861
>>120715672
>>120714921
>>120713782
>>120713154
>Apparently the source was some twitterfag who never played the JP version and the outfit that she was 'censored' into wearing was an outfit that was in the JP version already.

Oh lul. This whole mess could be a false alarm. /v/ is still going to have a field day about this tho.

>>120571429
Fact

I'd be so mad right now.

But Bob Ross' voice is just so soothing.

>>120721624

>>120571509
I expected it.

gg neogaf for trolling 4 and cripplechan.

I give your attempt an 8.

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Oh shit we're on page 10 post halloween girls

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>>120728308

So, uh...

Anyone got a download link to the backer version of TiTs?

>>120729027
Go ask the other hentai general. We don't talk about that game here.

>>120729027
Friendly advice, you would really be better off asking about that in /d/ or something.

>>120729208
I kind of assumed, but I dont think they like it either. No where really does.

Spider girl thrills

Tatobaguy finally dropping this "hobby" nonsense and officially selling out when?

When they talk about harpies, are they talking about the Harpies already in the castle or new set of harpies?

The earth was pretty damn tropical and hot during the dinosaur period.

I'd imagine dinos and dino peoples would need to be somewhere with similar traits.

More quests for the Skypoint guilds when?

>>120679251
shut homes

>>120729027
For future reference, this generally doesn't like this game and asking here is not a good place. Try /r/ or somesuch. That being said:
http://www.filedropper.com/tits0611

>>120734708
Kill yourself

>>120734708
You really ought to not have done that anon.

>>120734708
By feeding them they will come back I hope your dick falls off.

>>120715672
Bullshit. Nobody made them do this but themselves.

>>120734708
You are a cancerous furfag.

>>120734708
Why don't you just leave instead of continuing to shit up this place? Nobody wants you or your awful game here.

>>120719504
Actually the incarceration system is based on a for-profit model. Much of the woes of the american prison system can, in most states, be directly attributed to corporate ownership.

This is why the conditions are shit for both the workers AND the inmates, the places are shit, the maintenance are shit, and you're being overcharged tax-wise to cover all of this while the owners pocket the money and the inmates make a ton of money they'll never see for whomever they're producing goods for every day.

This is also why there's such a push to put as many people in jail as possible.

You make them work for free.

>>120714227
Beat her in a fight or be high strength and let her beat you in a fight. Or be a shota and charm your way into her pants.

>>120676781
lel

>>120734708
Oh man, anon. You shouldn't have done that.

>>120735830
Yes anon, you're right that no forced them to do it. But the MC is officially 13 years old in NA and Europe localization. But since game companies are starting to become overly PC and the vocal minority starting to have some influence along with the West being sensitive about anything sexual in particular, they either risk demonization by people for allowing this or lose some customers over the changes.

>>120736394
I know prisons are becoming more and more privatized. It's really is a shame to see since prisoners, no matter how much you want to denied it, are still human beings. Focusing on rehab and maybe legalizing or lowering drug sentences will save more money in the long run.

>>120738663
The thing is, the people who raise a fuss never had any intention of buying the game. And now I'm not buying it. They only hurt themselves.

>>120738663
It would, but don't forget exactly whom is pocketing that money being wasted and lost (to taxpayers).

The ones writing up and signing those very contracts and state laws.

You know what's better than talking about this?

Writing.

Who wants to write?

>>120738818
We still don't know if the Neo-Gaf guy was even telling the truth about everything.

He only posted a very shitty snapshot missing more than half of the screen and 'claims' that the young girl is the only one effected by this censorship and showed no proof that the same outfit (That we don't know the english name of is because he didn't take a good screen shot of it) is lewd on the other characters like he claims (which he also didn't take a snapshot of)

This whole thing reeks of bullshit.

>>120739231
I know, but we'll see.

>>120730379
For the most part yeah, but from my reading for the raptors, it turns out that there were still colder or more temperate areas with dinosaurs. Like the Gobi Desert had pretty much the same environment back then that it does now.

>>120738962
I'm editing my doc anon.

>>120738818
Most of the time, that's true. It's either people who know little or nothing about the game. But that's who people ironically or unironically pay attention to the most.

>>120738937
Yeah. There's really no nice and quick solution to this. But the biggest obstacle is not the people who profit but the average person. Since most people don't care for prisoners and rather want retribution over rehab, nobody is standing up for them, allowing profiteer to do almost anything and getting away with it.

>>120676417
don't remind me

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Tis the season of spooks with Halloween upon us and what's more Halloween than Vampire Loli's?

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>>120743325
demons are pretty halloween'y too

>>120743325
Dullahans.
Headless horsemen.

>>120743325

serial killers in goofy masks

>>120743325
Certainly not wolf girls.

>>120743325
>>120744117
>vampire lolis
>wolfgirls

I want these memes to die.

>>120744447
>Hating good concepts.
>Being ass damaged.
Just stop. Don't like something? Ignore it.

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>>120744447
>the "hating wolfgirls and vampire lolis" meme

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>>120744727
>the meme of believing the hating of vampire loli and wolfgirls "meme" is actually a meme.

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>>120744989

>the meme of memeing about memes

INCREASE
THE
MEMES

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>>120745187
>>120745485

Vampire loli and wolfgirl that only communicates in memes when?

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>>120745721

please god no

>>120745721
Vampire Loli and Wolfgirl that argue, fight and then have hate-sex when?

>>120747172
Only if that hatesex is with me.

>>120676284
yes

Wolfgirl is not a meme

>>120748203

Is Milhouse a wolfgirl?

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>>120748289
no

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>>120748203
Keep saying that and maybe one day she'll won't be a meme anymore.

>>120719504
>mentality of fuck the poor they didnt work hard enough even if being poor isnt your fault
its more of a spend smart sort of thing, too many people waste money on consuming instead of saving or investing in themselves, but this is because media tells you that it's okay to spend money you dont have by financing things and due to a lack of knowing better.

>to be succesful you have to work hard even though most of the times, it's luck based.
the work hard part is true to a point, though its not just working hard, it's working smart, it's knowing what to work hard for.

tl;dr america is shit about teaching it's citizens about smart money habits

>>120675020
kneead what

>>120670561
please stay

>>120752392
Probably something soft.
Or squishy.
Or both.

Like a big pair of breasts. Or a nice butt.

>>120752568
Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>120752392
Dough.

>>120752825
Jokes on you, I have a bread fetish.

>>120752891
I repeat:
>Get your mind out of the gutter.
Proper puritan values in Slablands when?

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muscular fish lady

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>>120753050
fancy spider lady

>>120751864
It's less about spending smart and more not being able to. Floating around somewhere is a chart of the rise in prices of food, rent, etc. They're not wasting money on consuming. They have to to survive. Even cellphones and laptops and Internet are necessities due to our society. So people paying monthly to rent a laptop aren't wasting money. They need it. People who have to spend their entire paycheck on food, electric, medical, bills and don't have anything left over to save aren't being stupid. They're trapped in a cycle because of food prices, low wages, increase in rent. Tuition goes up, they can't afford to get a degree, they can't get the credentials needed to get a higher paying job. Bills get bigger and bigger, their wage stays the same, what used to be $100 extra dollars to save each month becomes $50 becomes $25 becomes a deficit.

>>120753261
ahuhu~

>>120753354
Plus there was a good point I saw about how low income families or members of society tend to have very loose cash flow if that makes sense. Like having just bills: tens 20s one dollar bills, which are easier to spend if you're working a 10 hour shift and you need to pop over to Hardee's or subway or something so even the way they get their money kind of prevents them from being able to invest it.
If I can find it again I'll probably link it or something I don't know.

>>120753429
Spider girls are just naturally lewd in anything they do.

>>120753354
there are a lot of different ways to cut some luxuries that you don't need in order to save money for your future, even minor things like eating out or buying name brand food can add up, i've seen a lot of people who are considered "poor" still go out to mcdonalds or subway for lunch, when they could be saving a lot of monthly money by packing lunch

and the key to saving money is to save your money before you do anything else with it, say you get your paycheck, you should immediately put 1/10 into your savings and then go from there

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>>120748437
Not Halloween. At least dress the part dumbo.

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>>120753050
>She won't even interact with you at all if you killed even one monster.
>She ends up rebelling against Toriel and campaigning for human genocide in the ending.

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>>120754545
Just for you

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>>120754545

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>>120754709
Dating muscular fish lady is the best part of the game, i'd gladly not kill anything for that

>>120754709
I can't believe even you like that furry game. Didn't you read the books in the library?

>>120755498
I've only done a mixed run so far, next up I'll do a full pacifist one and hopefully see anything I missed.

>>120669115
Stacking steven

>>120756670
There's plenty that you've missed, probably
You're in for a wild ride now

>>120669941
>>120667983
shut up clown from hunter x hunter

Ever get that feeling where you're fapping and you realize the image/text/whatever isn't 'doing it' for you?
Like, you can still cum no prob, but you aren't really into it.

>>120729410
Never.

>>120754357
I feel like you're not taking into account the factors that cause them to consume like health, living conditions, time, or the other things I mentioned previously and are only focusing on the consumer symptom rather than causes. If you'd like, you should look up the healthy = cheap myths that are usually used in arguments about health and spending in the working class and lower.

>>120667791
I thought she had a cupcake smashed into her head

Hate is the true power.

>>120761921
Second.

>>120761921
>>120762103
Wrong. Love is the true power.

>>120761921
>>120762103
>>120762748
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

>>120762103
When's the halloween update dropping?

>>120762937
Tomorrow.

>>120762937
On Halloween, silly.

Odds: Edit
Evens: SO3

>>120763269
So close.

>>120761921
>>120762103
>>120762845

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVEEEEEEE
IN THE POWER OF LOVE!

dead thread

>>120765747
Hi, you must be new if you think this is dead for us.

>>120765747
We're proud pioneers in undead threads

>>120667135
I need that dose

>>120766228
the name was already posted in the thread. pretty sure the translated torrent is up on kickass or piratebay.

>>120666298
Ew.

HEY SHEEPIE, IF YOU'RE HERE, WHATS THE GOLDEN TRIDENT SUPPOSED TO DO?