/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojos/Kareshis General

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>>121059413
>Kareshis
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE GROUND

I want to threaten Dominant with leaving her forever.

>>121059930
Seeing her beg you to stay would be so cute

Daily reminder that RP fags are chuunis

>>121062874
Mate don't fuck with me I'll set the hounds of hell upon you

>>121062945
Just like you set the cringey status messages on your myroids

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>>121062874
Hey, chuuni can be cute sometimes, the word you're looking for is "cancerous".

>>121062874
To what extent is an RP fag anyway? Something those weirdos who give themselves actual lines or what?

>>121063425
That anime was full of semen demons.

>>121064178
The only good girl was sleepy-chan. I'd rape her while she napped.

>>121063425
All chuunis are cancerous but.not all cancer is chuuni

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>>121064325
Rude. Kumin is for cuddling.

>>121064417
Fair enough.

Are these games fun?

>>121064325
I'd comfort Satone any day and rape Dekomori, Nibutani and/or Rikka any other.

>>121067687
If you like dress up waifu games, yes.

If not, I wouldn't recommend them, maybe potion maker if you like to be rich enslaving a loli elf.

>>121067687
Nope.

>>121067687
No. I want to stop. I can't escape. Help.

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Why is Crybaby such a cute in this event?

>>121072647
Crybaby is never cute, this looks shopped

>>121072850
It isn't, I promise. I just didn't leave my girl in because her outfit is too silly for this event.

>>121067687
Gameplay is minimal, p2w is to the maximum. You can still get a lot of cute things for free, but there isn't much to do besides dressing up your characters.

>>121074362
>p2w
How do you even win?

>>121074948
Events

>>121074948
I meant along the lines of cute things, especially for Dream Girlfriend. You can get quite far without spending actual money, but the temptation is high.

>>121068116
>elf
She's got bat wings, so probably more a succubus or something than an elf.
You're more just a part time worker at her shop too, so really the only thing she's enslaved to is capitalism.

>Play a game called Dream Girlfriend
>Get a girlfriend thanks to said game

wtf. Thank god I found this thread when I did.

>>121077452
She's a demon, yeah.

Making a Yandere now, about 500 selfishness away.
Should I get the Yandere face, or settle for the staring face. I like both.

>>121078114
Post your girl, or name her.

>>121078206
Im Kin on the spreadsheet.
Konoe.

>>121078618
Where did you come from?

>>121078857
What do you mean?

Offline is there some reason you only ever interact with one of my girlfriends and not the other?

>>121079607
His previously optimized script has run into new kinks.

>>121079748
Btw, sinxe nobody explained me how to make the event script work now I understand how to make a soc/rec bot, can I get banned if I use it?

I'll use it along with a bother one to level up a second account anyways, maybe even work/study when I get used to it.

Then I'll be free from the game.

>>121080581
>soc/rec bot, can I get banned if I use it
Nah. There were some egregious bots some time ago that didn't get banned to my knowledge. You'll annoy some.

>>121080581
The only people who ever get banned by AMB are those that go out of their way to be offensive repeatedly and those who abuse glitches/bugs to get things for free (ticketgate)

>>121074948
Pay to Wear.

Leon, check your girls.

>>121083684
Thank you!

>>121081972
>those who abuse glitches/bugs to get things for free (ticketgate)

Didn't AMB even go so far as to unban everyone involved? I get the feeling they don't like banning people because it interferes with their Jewery.

>>121079748
>>121079607
I thought I solved that problem a while back. I'll have to take a look at it again then. Sorry about that.

>>121081972
I've abused the glitch where you click too fast and use tickets you don't have several times and they haven't cared to ban me yet. Only for event gachas though, so that might be why.

I wonder if it'll work for normal gachas?

Post your DG pending friend list count.

>212

>>121079607
Who are you by the way? I'm looking at its behavior and it's visiting every girl of everyone it runs into with multiple girlfriends. If I can make it visit you again, I'll probably be able to find out what happened and fix it faster.

>>121088110
Baconheart

>>121087963
kek, I thought I had a lot with 38.

Thanks for the diligent bothers, Bacchus and Ragtag.

>>121088206
>User cannot be found.
Send me a message or something. Sorry for the trouble.

>>121087963
628, 459 of which were active at least a day ago.

>>121089351
Sasuga offline's scripts.

>>121089351
I'm retarded and forgot I'd changed my username for autistic reasons, sorry about that. I'll just message you.

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The new potion maker event is annoying.

>>121089584
How many times has it happened, and how recently? I haven't found any any issues so far, but it does crash chrome once in a while which could be it.

>>121093815
I've only noticed it since I started playing properly again in the last few days, it's happened every time since then.

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>>121092907
Unf.

What is the best box to pick in the MCC event?

>>121095434
Red.

>>121092907
No kidding. Really nice idea, but it's gonna take forever to finish. Does it look possible to get Tia's Blazer without using rubies?

>>121095434
Green ones are slow but have a chance for event energy drinks. That might be better. The rest just give things from the gacha.

If you're after items though, red is by far the best. You just need the autism to check every 5 minutes. If you can manage that, it's about 3 times better than blue and about 7 times better than green.

>>121095664
Well, in a half hour I've gotten 100 points, so not counting the stamina refresh time it would only take 10 hours total, so it shouldn't be that hard to get it before the end of the event.

Back from Fantasy Fest. Standing around watching a parade of naked chicks and body painted titties and all I could think about was getting back to my Roid and how much stamina I was losing.

At least I got to go sailing again.

Still though, I'm gone for 10 days and only 1.5 threads? At least it was easy to catch up.

Also, thanks based Collage anon. I wasn't around to post my girls but you got them anyway.

>>121093964
I'll have to check it out another time, probably over next weekend. Really sorry, hopefully it's just a streak of unlucky coincidences and it doesn't happen anymore. I haven't seen it skip over anyone or their girls, and the way it's written should make extra sure that it checks all of them.

>>121092907
Speaking of which, weren't we going to make a PM guide/tips section?

>>121097408
nice blog

>>121099835
Nice blog.

>>121099531
It takes a lot more shields than I thought it would, so I haven't gotten too far with recording data. It might already exist online somewhere, but I haven't checked yet.

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>masculine offers to carry my shopping bags in a dabble
>too lazy to carry boxes in the event
>loves the sluts at the maid cafe in a chat
>embarrassed of them in the event

>>121106459
Public eye vs private.

>>121106758
But all of those were in public settings.

>>121106459
Well the maids thing can be explained by the maids at proper maid cafes being legal adults, while in the event they're high-school aged girls.

>>121105406
B-but you're making it, right?

I really want to add it to the tips section to feed my completionism autism, but I haven't play it myself.

>>121107031
Actually I think many of the maid cafes in Japan have high schoolers as well, if they're owned by the JK industry fucks.

>>121107243
Oh yeah, that's a thing. Hopefully the master wouldn't go to a sketchy place like that though.

>>121107439
I'm pretty sure our self insert would go to a high school brothel.

up and at em

Noticed Fairy Doll pageant results finished updating. Congrats to the 3 /mkg/ that made it in top 10 of the categories. We need to remember this is what voters like for next time if we ever get another one: Casual needs to be cute with animals or flowers, Fantasy be a cute/fabulous clusterfuck, and Unique be fantasy 2.0 with goth thrown in.

>>121115519
So we have to submit clusterfucks, cute, blindly and emoish respectively.

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Why are ominous eyes so good?

Ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta9BsWN9MJI

Where's everyone? Bingo?

>>121132018
You want to play bingo?

>>121132018
We're at the big party with all the cool kids.

Who are the best Myroids of each type?

>>121133461

Who are your picks?

>>121133461
>Circle jerk your favorite Myroids

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Next event's annoyingly slow again. You'll miss the early clear without drinks, too. Also, you'll probably never get the achievement outfits, but the achievement extra equips'll definitely be doable.
Oh and you probably won't get that many event gacha tickets either. I've been getting roughly one minigame item (Moe Folding Fan) every 18 steps, and you can only get tickets through the minigame. It pays out sort of decently, ranging from 1 roll to 8. Haven't played enough to estimate the success rates, but the second round is supposed to be 50%, according to the help. It's all-or-nothing, so if you choose to continue and lose at round 3 you'll get 10 tickets for the entire session instead of 20 for the first + 40 for the second + 10 for the third.

>>121133582
Yes that was the intention.

>>121133518
I'm interested in hearing others' first.

>>121133461
Mine.

What are you dickheads listening to

>>121136928
inb4 everyone circlejerks over music but refuses to talk about Myroids in /mkg/

>>121136928
>Circle jerk your favorite music

>>121136928
The sound of everyone refusing to discuss anything.

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I know, let's get the sociopath and the autist to argue about the nature of altruism again.

>>121138183
>Circle jerk your favorite autist

>>121136990
What is there to say about Myroids anyway.

Do the event energy drinks you get from green boxes carry over to future events or disappear if you don't use them?

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>>121139914
They disappear. They made them to make it harder to hoard free drinks.

>>121140127
Thought so... Thanks.

>>121139914
Nope.

>>121136928
>I just feel good around you, y'know? Like... excited and happy and stuff, and... this is so embarrassing!

Sassy is too cute.

Who's a good under 50 newfag that actually visits people?

>>121146071
I'm usually opposed to the idea that to add yourself to the list you have to go and interact with literally everyone on the sheet, but a post here, a bit of good faith effort there I think would make a big difference.

>>121146071
Unfortunately all the newfags that aren't shit don't stay under 50 long.

>>121146756
Yeah, but even the good ones you can wring a good two weeks or so out of.

Are there any DG faces that has a fang that only requires shells?

>>121148356
Well, you can take a look, can't you? In the end, just go with cheeky.

>>121149821
Oh yes, how could I not think of taking five seconds to look at the shop to see which faces have a fang in their default expressions. I bow down to your superior intellect, Doctor Gigantobrain.

I'm a poorfag. I can't afford to go around buying faces that might or might not have a fang in facial expressions that have their mouths open.

>>121148356
>>121150578
Do one of those trials that require a card, they pay out like 50+ half the time.

I got 300 from one the other day during the double NP without using any of my information.

>>121150578
Like I said, Cheeky. They're most likely to have one.

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So uh, can I take it easy from now on? I still have about 20 energy drinks saved but I just want to be in the top 30.

>>121154419
So, how'd you game it?

>>121154568
The lad opened his wallet that's how.

>>121154786
Blighter wouldn't be so daft so as to have broken the bank before the event boost, would he?

>>121154995
I'll be travelling during that period so I was hoping that I'll still make it to the top 30s my friend.

>>121156201
So how much dosh you drop on gacha and drinks?

I'll laugh when you come home to rank 31.

>>121156475
About 40 bucks? Didn't spend a dime on gacha.

How deeply do you think about your girls' personalities? Would you like to share?

>>121157751
>Circle jerk your girls' personalities

>>121158090
What's wrong about circlejerks?

>>121158204
>Circle jerk your circlejerks

>>121158090
Yes, actually.

Stay up.

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ded

>>121163989
Denser than a neutron star.

>>121164109
>implying you wouldn't do the same

>>121154419
I can't wait to overtake you.

>>121163989
Wouldn't be ded if people were willing to talk about things.

>>121133461
Should have made it less broad. Try something like "who is best tomboy"?

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This thread is almost as dead as most of the people on my friends list. Almost. ;_;

Ragtag here, would anyone give me some last bothers?

>>121173129
Thanks Doud.

>>121154419
I've 28k points and we're at 3/17 of the event, so you won't stay in top 200 if you stop playing the event starting today. Top 30 seems to require 60-90 ED, add 5 ED per day to that and you get 130-160 to ensure the top 30 if you stop playing right now.

>>121157751
Sweet idiot, it changes pretty often but currently have a childish idiot, and lastly default, it's good by default.

>>121178016
Another thing that's against him, people playing the event will be able to get free energy drinks from the green boxes, making it easier for them to push ahead.

>not having a yandere girl

https://youtu.be/oXcwYgoGR0E

>>121183923
Cool is all I need.

Ded is all I need

>>121190365
Cute zombie myroids when? You wouldn't have to worry about the smell or decomposition, it'd be great.

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what does your myroid's signature look like?

>>121197186
It looks very cute.

>>121197186
You're bad promoting discussions, let me try.

Hidenori is out, who is the next target?

>>121200043
You.

Did they up the rate of fevers for the current DG event? I'm getting one every time I try to use up stamina, which I've been doing only close to full, so I've had four or so very successful fevers in a row.

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>tsunorgan

>>121201672
Yes it seems they did, it's almost as good as FD's fever rate now.

>>121203550
Is that an organ or a shoulder, though?

>Where? On my mouth?
>D-don't look, it's embarrassing!

I like where this is going.

>>121206051
That's a liver.

>>121208895
What's that grey protrusion at the bottom?

>>121209775
ur waifu

>>121209775
That's a gallbladder.

>>121210070
What the fuck, it's so tiny. No wonder that shit gets fucked up when you get gall stones.

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>>121209775
A shoulder joint

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>>121210070

Gotta delay it, I wasn't expecting my other work to be this hard
Sorry for being so shit

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>>121214369
Don't worry, it's not as if you had a deadline.

>>121214369
I am thoroughly disappointed in you.

>>121214369
Don't worry, Anon, I'm not disappointed in you! Because I never believed in you in the first place.

>>121214369
Delay what

Cyn, my bad, could you send me a friend request? Messed up pressing some buttons and accidentally deleted you from my friend list.

Good night /mkg/.

>>121221842
Sleep well.
I'll try not to wake you when I jack off on your sleeping body.

Want some last bothers, Ragtag ?

>>121224684
Yeah, please. Thanks.

Damn, forgot that the FD event had started at 22:00 PST and missed the early clear. Well, it's not as if the bg was that great anyway. These long events are so demotivating. Will we ever go back to 2-week ones?

>>121226434
Only if enough people bitch up a storm about it to AMB, but 99% of the players probably don't know that the English team did this and the lengths aren't supposed to be that long. I should probably go on a informational crusade on the wiki like I do here. I'll soon compile other things that need to be updated in comparison with the japanese version for us to mention to support.

I also accidentally slept through last month's EC wall so I had to buy the 300 DP version that comes later. If you can gather that much through Tapjoy I recommend getting it since it may be our only chance for a school wall.

>>121227462
>>121226434
Have you ever counted how many lines of speech there are in an FD event compared to the others?

2 weeks will never happen again.

>>121227907
AMB please. There's only 16 types and 10 stages to translate lines for, seems like they feel no need to ever make more types. It's the same amount of translation work MCC and AB events require. And it was never exactly 2 weeks, anon meant a bit more than 2 weeks, closer to 3 like the other games. I'd even be fine with them making the events exactly 3 weeks.

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Which type has the cutest event dialogue?

>>121234946

Always bet on tsundere.

>>121235039
Eh, tsundere's shit for betting on. They're pretty much guaranteed to be bad so the odds are low, there's no point. Unpredictable types are what you want to make real money.

>bubble tea
What the fuck, why did this ever become a thing? It's fucking boba you pieces of shit! It's a nonsense word anyway so don't translate it into a real word!
Seeing bubble tea at random restaurants is annoying enough, but I guess I shouldn't have expected any better from AMB's new translation team.

>>121238249
Fuck off back to tumblr with your cultural appropriation bullshit.
Piece of shit drink's called bubble tea.

>>121238459
>cultural appropriation
>implying
Drink's good and I'm glad people here like it too, or there wouldn't be so many places that sell it. I just think bubble is among the shittiest translations I've ever seen, like calling rice balls fucking donuts. I mean, of course it's not the same fucking thing, but it's almost the same tier of shittiness. I guess a more apt comparison would be translating kattobingu to high-five the sky or whatever he hell it was, but I never watched the dub and it was a shit show anyway.

And fuck you for implying I'm from tumblr.

>>121238249
I've never heard bubble tea called boba before.

>>121239023
There is no "should" with language, there is only what is said. And what is said is bubble tea, so that is what's correct.
Before you start crusading against the progression of language, study up some.
And fuck off back to tumblr.

>>121239705
Nah, where I grew up it was more commonly boba than bubble. It ain't progression of language or anything grandiose like that, it's just regional differences. Like some places preferring pop over soda or shit like that. I mean I know it's just a stupid bias on my part, but fuck, let me get angry over trivial things.

And anyway, I'd say adopting loan words is more of a progression than improperly translating foreign words to pre-existing ones. Gets you fun stuff, not that I can remember any at the moment.

>>121240904
>can't remember
>go back to a game with one in the title
I must be braindead right now. MCC's full of them, including everyone's favorite worst type.

I should get a tsundere one day, just to see how bad they really are.

Did MCC's URL just change? Everything is on http://us-moe-east-w15.amz-aws.jp/

>>121241832
Interesting. http://us-moe-app.amz-aws.jp/ still works fine though

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>>121238249
Bubble tea is named after the bubbles on top of the drink not the tapioca balls

>>121241832
>>121243128

Is that why I keep getting kicked back to main page pretty often when browser play?

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>>121235579
>>121241641

>>121245894
Might be related. I get that issue on my phone too occasionally.

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Anyone getting stuck when they try to wake up their MyRoids and they have a dream?

>>121255686
Yeah, I restarted my phone and that fixed it for me.

>>121255686
Nevermind, seems to have sorted itself out. Instead, it keeps sending me to the top page when I tried to talk to my MyRoid, even though I'm not on browser play like >>121245894

>>121243213
Well fuck, ain't I the ignorant bastard. I've heard some shops call it tapioca bubbles before and assumed that was it. According to some quick google searching it's actually a damn fine translation, so fuck my whole rant.
Also seems like boba came from chink slang for tits.

>>121241832
>>121245894
Game's been unusually slow for me. I don't know if it's related but it could be. I haven't been getting kicked or anything, but yeah I can't talk to my roids.

>>121258998
Yeah it's been slow for me too lately, I hope they're upgrading servers or something.

>>121271151
Anally or urethrally?

rip /mkg/