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New Hero D.Va announced
http://wcs.battle.net/sc2/en/players/dva

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

Old >>120934276
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I'm going to marry Tracer!
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Beat me to it by 30 seconds
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is it just me or does tumblr heavy seem to have a hard time of killing things compared to gorilla grodd, reyn, and bigpig
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pls love me ;_;
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LBC is going full carry mode
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>when you want to play Overwatch but end of fapping
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why is it that Winston's plot is literally POTA on the fucking moon
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So this is.... a CSGO player.....
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>>121002224
What anime is that
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Tracer likes /ss/, pass that shit on.
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>>121001976
I think it depends on her charge, she probably does a shit ton of damage at 100/100, haven't played enough of her to notice.
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>>121002194
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>>121002315
Slut vs the Forces of Evil
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>>121002315
the best kind
the western kind
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>YO SUMMIT MY BAE BROKE UP WIT ME WAT I DO
>Just start dating another girl right away

WHAT A FUCKBOI
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>>121002340
Tracer wouldn't like /ss/, she's a pure girl
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>>121002340
confirmed
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>>121002406
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>>121002340
Tracer is a fujoshi I bet

Like me :3c
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>>121002435
there isn't even enough porn of the show for that to stick.

im upset about that
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reminder that this bish is TWICE as old as the ideal age
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>>121002627
You know what anon, i'm going to agree with you. Tracer ain't about /ss/, unless it's with one specific dude. It ain't lewd for Tracer it's love.

>>121002634
>wrong brother
ay bruh, there is like zero reason to be that foul.
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>>121002797
Almost all of it is really good though
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>>121002813
Also let's not forget the penis
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>>121002340
>"I know, Luv. Just let it happen." And so I did. With one last pump, I bottomed inside of her and came, gushing completely. I collapsed onto her, hugging her close to me, kissing her tender face and massaging her nose with mine. I could feel my sperm slowly seep out of her hole.
>"I'm sor-" but I was interrupted.
>"Let's do a rewind," she said with confidence. A magical force surrounded her body and, a single moment later, the sperm that had been seeping out of her was gone. All I could do was continue to hold onto her, and nuzzle my face into her neck. Tracer lowered her head and rubbed her cheek against mine.
>"You should give me a ring the next time you're in town." I couldn't help but laugh and hug her even tighter. She grabbed a hold of my face and give me an emotional kiss. "Reincarnation."
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>>121002858
true, but since SU has sturated the Market there isn't enough of Star or GF R34, i would like for them to get some time in the sun.

but overwatch right guys?

r-right?
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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary gun
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate swipes
Pharah ultimate rocketswarm
Roadhog primary weapon (both modes)
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
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>>121003070
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>that LBC roll into instant headshot
my fucking dick
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>>121003070
This is a terrible fanfic, I don't know what you're trying to do with it
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>>121003301
>all projectiles are autoaim because i said so
wew lad
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>>121002224
Maybe because his entire character is an homage to it?
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>>121003301
I know this is pasta, but Zenyatta orb of discord IS auto-aim. What a shit pasta, can't even bash the game right.
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COMPLETELY
UTTERLY
BTFO
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>>121003835
yes probably, though when i read through his lore at the time i was saying to myself. 'I bet it's gonna have some Planet o the apes' stuff somewhere in it' I was expecting maybe a little tip of the hat of him maybe being the product of research of a planet that had been taken over by intellegent apes, but just taking th uprising and sticking it on the moon just made me roll my eyes for some reason.
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>>121003070
>"Reincarnation"
>/ss/ being written in perspective
Literally what
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>>121004187
If it's written in perspective, is it really /ss/?
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These dev scrims are really hyping me up for the game.
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>>121004396
Yep, it's all well and nice to shittalk the game and do whatever, making conclusions off that. Then the people who know how to actually play give you a beatdown and let you know how it really is
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>>121004187
that's not the whole story, that's actually the last few lines of it.
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>>121004396
go watch the seagull vods if you want to see evenly matched teams play
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Douja seems to be pretty well balanced. He was playing Hanzo earlier and now he's playing Winston
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is /owg/ the general with the least amount of content?
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>>121004910
Why did you take a screenshot of my post?
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>>121005008
It's proof 4chan is in ADA compliance by letting retards post here.
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>>121005008
Because it ranks in the top ten of most pathetic shit i've seen on 4chan.

If it makes you feel better it's probably #10, but that's still impressive.
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>>121005008
better question is why would you even post that?
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>>121004626
But it's all written in perspective what the fuck are you talking about
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>>121005326
I would ask you the same thing about that image.
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>>121005361
I didn't deny that it was written in perspective you idiot, but it's stated earlier on in the story that the PoVC is Brian.

I realize I could just post the whole thing, but the way I saved it I have to delete and lines and format it for posting, and I am far too lazy and far too involved with XCOM right now to do that.
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>>121005367
i've already cropped all the good ones
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>>121005008
>t'sfw Brian is bottoming out in her
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>>121005883
Everyone misses out on Zarya during their waifu shit, and I think that's a mistake. Strong girls that are submissive in the bedroom are top tier.
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>mfw Shitter1G can't comprehend why his shitstack is getting rolled
>keeps going on about the devs are rolling then "even without a proper team comp"
Man I'm going to love making teamcomp meta shitters mad when playing this, the game is literally anti-comp because you can switch your comp to counter the enemy team at any time.
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>>121005907
>>121003070
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>>121006052
>zarya
>submissive
I got some bad new for you anon
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>>121006052
though you already know she's gonna e topping almost every female from here on out with a meaty sausage, unless the power bottom some of these characters
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>>121006154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
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>>121006064
He is so delusional he thinks he's a better sniper than LBC "I shit on him all the time"
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>>121006064
>activates Widowmaker wallhack
>"PUSH THIS GUY HE'S BY HIMSELF"
>can see two people standing next to him with wallhack
top level play
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>>121006158
She's strong all day long, carrying the weight of a country on her shoulders. Ain't nothing wrong with letting her man be strong for her behind closed doors.
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>>121005907
This kid isn't "bottoming out" Tracer you retard. Stop trying to force your shitty fantasies
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>loses
>bans everyone that uses PJSalt

lel
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>>121006523
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>>121006541
>forcing
judging by the amount of content I can find I don't think it's so much "forcing" as just letting it happen.
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>>121006757
It's quite clearly forcing. It doesn't matter if it's by you or whatever artist you can find
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>>121006757
>those dimples of venus
Jesus control yourselves Blizzard
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>>121006839
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>>121006839
you're becoming easily noticeable by your posts leave-her-alone-anon, why don't you just trip so we all know when the aspie is about to drop
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>>121006757
I'm in love with Tracer!
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>>121006757
i want to suck the dick of whoever invented asses
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JUSTICE
REINHARDT
REINHARDT
REINHARDT
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>>121006757
>the puffy vulva in the bottom middle
sweatingman.jpg
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>>121007173
Hello!
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>>121003301
What is this called?

When you blatantly take minor points, present them as negative, overly exaggerate them, ignore anything good, and look at the subject from within a bubble?

Bait?

Anyway, let's start with the image.
Literally all of those things from TF2 were inspired by other games. OW is also just that, inspired. EVENTUALLY, if the game kept growing, there would be no way to avoid overlap unless they literally did just that, fucking avoid it. That's pointless. Art is meant to be enjoyed. Do you even realize how much Valve took from Blizzard? How much Blizzard copied from Games Workshop? Do you realize how much THEY took from Tolkien? Do you realize how much EVERYONE took from Tolkien? Do you realize how much he took from the entire world?

"Good artists copy, great artists steal."

>le auto aim

Soldier 76 and McCree's ults are the only /true/ auto aim in the game, but, people aren't thinking about it in the right frame of mind.

Yes, it hits every shot perfectly, sure, but the point of their ults isn't that. It's line of sight area denial in the form of auto aim in order to simplify things, otherwise you get into a situation where things become needlessly complex (see: LoL, battleborn)

Basically, /everything/ you listed exists to play onto the map, and promote a style of play based around control and teamwork.

Every ability counters something.

Every ability gets countered.

Some abilities are stronger together.

Some abilities work better or worse depending on the map.

This is called depth and makes for engaging gameplay that doesn't get stale and force you to bloat the game with cosmetics and weapons where neither of which fit the original design of the game because your players got bored and your employees are basically vagabonds wandering from cubicle to cubicle until they realized how badly they fucked up applying for Valve and not Blizzard.

tfw no beta invite
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>tfw lewdcropping anon is cropping and posting shit from rule34
>tfw I have all of these images saved from the original generals
>tfw i've been here too long
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>THAT FUCKING REINHARDT
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>>121007586
'Countering' isn't something that exists in skill-based FPS. It exists in tactics-based MOBAs. If you want a game that rewards good shooting rather than position meaning everything, don't play Overwatch.
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>>121007614
well i got them mostly from Sad Panda, just went to R34 to fill in any holes, though i think i may scan google for any missed images
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So when do the rest of us keks get a chance to play? Are there more invites coming?

How OP is Bastion?
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I can't believe that auto-aim bait post gets multiple people per thread.

How can you not see the fish hooks?
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Wait where's everyone watching? Is it the TMS_Dyrus matches or something?
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>>121008013
They'll likely announce the first stress test weekend at Blizzcon, you'll likely get a chance to play then if you're NA/Yuro and signed up.

Bastion is situationally strong but counterable and definitely not OP.
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>>121008069
yeah, summit's just the most hilarious stream of it
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>>121008013
No more invites till after Blizzcon.
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>>121008013
probablly not gonna be able to play for the next few months

invites come in waves and are far and few inbetween

pretty OP if you are good with positioning.
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>>121007073
I don't want to be noticed or something like that. If people stopped saying stupid things about Tracer like she's having sex with some kid she fucking knows nothing about, or that she's a whore or slut then I'd never post about it.

But I don't want to just sit here and watch people say dumb and wrong things about my Tracer, I feel like I have to say something
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ok you guys are obviously watching a stream of something, link?
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>>121008360
/summit1g
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>>121008295
>My
>Tracer
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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can we just talk about how awful these streamers are?
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>>121008295
you're like watching a slow motion car accident.
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So is anyone coming across as weak or generally useless so far?
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>>121008572
Torbjorn.
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That poor bastion ._.
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>>121008473
Wait for Seagull or Clockwork to start streaming. They're pretty much the only ones I can tolerate right now. Both play well and scrim in the TF2-pro stacks against the devs. Much more entertaining then watching faggots play against Hearthstone streamers.
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>I'm not going to ask them for advice or figure out what they're doing
>I don't feel like I learned anything
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>>121008295
How does it feel knowing that even your waifu isn't interested in you? How does it feel knowing that she's in love with some teenager as opposed to you?
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are all CS players this retarded?
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These are the kind of people that got in

>I am also having this issue. Small pixels are visible at the edges of objects that should be more crisp, making everything slightly blurry. It is kind of cool looking but not desirable. I'm on an Asus Computer. Not sure of the specs.
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>>121007173
Reinhardts design is so fucking bad honestly.
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these dudes voices are...hard to listen to, well, only the main guy, everyone else isn't so bad
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>>121009063
Summit's? Yeah, that's why I switched to Dyrus so I can barely here his voice. The two are both in the same match.
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>>121008815
I wouldn't know that feeling because Tracer isn't any of those
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>>121009165
yeah Dyrus is mellow as fuck, he's pretty much cotton mouth
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>>121009009
>I'm on an Asus Computer. Not sure of the specs.
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>>121009279
You can keep saying it's not true, but it is. You know that you don't watch the reveal trailer anymore because it makes you uncomfortable to see her soft eyes soften even more upon glancing on Blue Hood. Let that sink into your bones, accept it, and move on.
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>>121009009
You think that's bad?

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/19649685368
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>>121009279
Dem Used Goods

Used by little boys no less

she's a skank now, bruh, no denying it now
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TRACER IS PURE

P U R E
U R E P
R E P U
E P U R
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>>121009478
>shadman
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>>121008295
Giving Tracerbros a bad name since last thread.
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>>121009418
wow this is real?? fuck
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>>121009478
we doin' that same thing, on the same team, and even I think you're foul bruh. too much, pump the brakes.

>>121009537
Pure and savin' it for that sweet 18.

Think she can wait?
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Just bought a pbe account and a bronze smurf for league.

but I cant find somewhere to buy an overwatch beta account

fuck man
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Does Legoman do commissions? This thread is giving me ideas.
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>not watching drunk b4nny lose his shit
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>>121009667
>is this real
I hate it when idiots say this shit, like they're not looking at the image when they post this.

Like those let's plays where the people go "why am I doing this lol!"
>tumblr
Ah, I see.

Nevermind.
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these threads are such shit
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>mfw SumShit just got fucking told by the devs that he's wrong as fuck about Mcree being shit on by tracer.
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>>121009554
>Memes
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>>121009784
Legoman starts off great, but he's got a bad case of the same-y's. Every image he has blurs together, all the faces look the same, all the body types look the same, it's fucking boring.

He ain't Shad and he doesn't do futashit though, so I guess you could do worse.
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>>121009702
the street talk, it flew over my head like half way through
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>>121009978
Recommend me a good artist who does commissions and I'll check them out.
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>>121009918
no, his art is actually fucking garbage, and it makes me almost gag seeing it. How people jack off to that shit I'll never know. It's the equivalent of a 3D pornstar with makeup caked on that fakes an orgasm by screaming obnoxiously.
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>there anons in the beta RIGHT now and they're not making custom ass webms for us

fuck this gay earth
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>>121009902
seagull seems to be able to kill tracer all the time as mccree
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>>121009918
no Shad is a terrible fucking artist. Club foot, fat face, terrible ink, in every single piece.
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>>121009856
>not recognizing sarcasm
>filename has tumblr in it so it must be from tumblr
jesus why are you mad?
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>>121009418
I'm fine with watching the trailer, Tracer looks really cute there.

>>121009478
Shit artist, shit taste
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where the overwatch reaction images @?
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>>121010165
>filename has tumblr in it so it must be from tumblr
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Any good streamers coming online? I hate watching Dyrus.
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>>121010047
>>121010138
>>121010198
meh its alright, i come for the fetishes
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>>121010165
Tumblr gifs have a very distinct look to them and that is most certainly a tumblr gif
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>drunk b4nny
this is fairly entertaining
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>>121010296
i mean to say *He...i almost slapped myself when i read it back
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>>121009902
McCree dominates Tracer. One of the hardest counters to her.
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>>121009667
>>121010165
you're telling me that you mimicked a tumblr savefile, twice, just because?

no.
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>>121010386
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>>121010546
It's why clockwork didn't want to play Tracer, the devs would just kill him if he tried
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>>121010386
yeah though i got these off google search, just looking for J Jahns reaction gifs, Tumblr has a shit ton of gifs so i would think they would supply most of my gif needs.
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>>121010386
low framerate
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>>121010546
Why is that? I don't have the beta but I would've thought that Tracer beats McRee. Just basing it off Scout dumping on people that rely on single shot weapons.
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>>121010442
how would adding the word 'he', or replacing any of those words with 'he' make that sentence any less stupid?
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>>121008420
>watching shitter1g
>even watching it ironically
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>>121010586
see>>121010667
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>>121010627
Not just McCree but LBC's Widowmaker shuts down Tracer hard. 1 hits her with a bodyshot and massive uptime on the wallhack.
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>>121010767
His stun cripples her ability to escape or juke and she is dead if she gets hit by it.
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>>121010767
Flashbang stun+fan combo instantly kills Tracer meaning she can't get close to him. Tracer's machine guns have MASSIVE damage drop off, if she tries to duel him from outside stun range then she'll lose because McCree kills her in 3 body shots and it takes several magazines for Tracer to down a McCree.

A good Tracer can avoid a McCree (it's possible to rewind dodge the flashbang while it's in flight if you've got really good prediction/reaction times) but he shuts her down hard for the most part.
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>>121010857
Oh yea that makes sense. Can't you go for a weapon heckle strategy then? Go in close to lure out a flash then rewind to dodge it then blink back in for the kill? Or is Mcree's throw animation too fast?
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fuck off summit's channel, clockwork is scrimming against the dev team
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>>121011037
txt2speech donations
what a shitty channel
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>>121011037
>text to speech donations
>cam and overlay take up half the stream
>big notification whenever someone subs or donates
>overlay says in big letters who subbed and donated last/highest

literal definition of a cancer streamer
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>>121011037
Face cam really ruins a channel
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you know...im surprised Pewdipie didn't get an invite.

he probably got an email but he opened it and was probably said 'what the fuck is overwatch?'
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>>121011391
i don't think they're going for the 8-10 year old market, tho
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>>121011010
Even if you bait the Flashbang (hard but possible) Tracer still struggles to kill McCree. His fan does insane close range burst, enough to kill Tracer since her health is so low, and Tracer needs to get in close in order actually do damage to anything.
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>>121011037
>nada's on his team but he quit streaming
y liv
also where's hoodrych?
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>>121011332
never really understood this meme. On numerous occasions, and the few small streams that i know about personally they've been asked by their viewers for facecam. I dont know if it's like...a fad caused by YT and the Lets Play Generation but from personal and second hand expirience, people just want facecam
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>>121002813

24?
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>>121011610
Hmm that's a shame. Sounds like being able to beat a McRee then will seperate the good Tracers from the bad.
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This Mercy boosted McCree is disgusting
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>>121011391
the target audience is the 15-25 age range
pewdiepie has a really fucking small audience in that demographic
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>>121011743
Mercy boosted anything is disgusting.
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>>121011743
channel?
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>>121011556
with the games possible port to Consoles, im not so sure.
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>>121011740
McCree is probably a bit strong right now. He's strong up close and from range. Fighting a McCree isn't really what Tracer does though, she avoids the McCree and assassinates priority supports from behind while shutting down teleporters/Bastions/etc.
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>>121011818
/clockwork

he's playing the LBC dev stack
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>>121011720
It's probably because they want to see these people as their friends, and they want to see their reactions. The face cam is just another way for these viewers to get more attached to a streamer. It seems pretty autistic to me.
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>>121007173
>tfw overwatch was the only game of late where you can be a fuckhuge dude in fuckhuge armor with a fuckhuge weapon
>tfw beta keys sent exclusively to streamers
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>>121012142
Too bad his enormous fucking facecam and subbox fucking ruins it.
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>>121012242
Yeah, usually Seagull streams from the same stack without as much sell out shit.

I can look past all the shit when Clockwork plays Tracer though, it's really entertaining to watch.
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>>121011743

mercy, mccree, widow, and the blackhole ult are all basically confirmed for nerfs
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jesus christ clockwork is a whiny cunt
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>>121012357
seagull's been going full sellout lately
it's like the tf2 guys have no honor now that they have viewers
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Dyrus seems like the only one having fun and not being a baby, and pretty smart with the game. Also not even being a tryhard
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>>121012572
Yeah I saw him whoring sub messages the other night. At least there's no text to speech or facecam though.
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>>121012016
Yea that's true too. I guess I'm just a little used to TF2 where a good Scout can beat anyone 1v1.
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>>121012572
they're used to having 100 viewers max, it's culture shock
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>>121012646
You never know, he just got kind of big from the last like 2 days.
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>LBC molesting the TF2 boys with Roadhog
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>tfw hearing that one kid saying "Tracer's dead Tracer's dead" on kekwork's stream legitimately made me upset

jesus christ what the fuck happened to me
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>>121012889
stop this meme now
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>>121012845
>>
>Clockwork so comically depressed every time his stack won't let him play Tracer
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>>121012997
>nah man we need a pocket McCree... It was really good yesterday right...

just play your waifu already you c uck
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I love how these people get completely stomped by the devs and then cry about heroes being strong.

You don't even know how to play the game at a high level, why are you talking about balance issues at all? When you can actually fight the devs then you can start talking.
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>>121013148
LBC's McCree keks him
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anyone watching Dyrus, who the fuck is the naisly whiniy child? is that Summit?
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>>121013246
they're just whining though, I don't think anyone there is seriously proposing balance changes aisde from common sense shit like losing ult bar if you die
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>>121013246
It's the reason the devs are scrimming them over and over, to get their feedback about which heroes feel strong, which feel weak, how defending and attacking feel, etc.
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>>121013264
Probably, summit can't stop crying.
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>>121012572
I've mostly been watching coolmatt69 when he goes up against a dev stack. No bullshit and mad widow skills
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>>121013264
yes
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>>121013371
I don't think they can ever get any meaningful comments on that with such a huge skill disparity between stacks

like most games of clockwork's stack right now are over before the first point, they're getting destroyed
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>>121009978
>has never actually seen more than two LM pics

>>121010032
LM does great stuff, but he can be tough to get things out of if you're not a consistent customer already. Bring him a good idea and be ready to pay, be mindful that he's not cheap.

If you want somebody less expensive, there's people everywhere who offer commissions. The question really comes down to who you like, because chances are good you'll be able to find someone to throw your money at.
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>>121013246
>winston jumps behind there lines
>keeps running backwards
>half the team follows him
>constantly pulling backwards rather than contesting the payload

they have basically no strategy, its no wonder they keep getting stomped
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i used to be hyped and optimistic about this game while nobody i knew gave a fuck, at this point tho, i'm still here only because there's nothing else. if LawBreakers would come out today i'd probably just skip OW alltogether because the attitude of Blizzard who made us wait for a year for nothing is starting to piss me off.

Is it really our fault you chose to keep people teased just to get more publicity for your product ? i don't fucking think so ! You told me i could sign up for beta and i did, it didn't say anywhere on that page "in about a year we gonna fuck you over and invite streamers and friends instead, and then we gonna grab a few redditors and tell you not to be entitled because you didn't get lucky"
fuck all of this shit, fuck this piss stained company. with any other developer you could just come to them and ask, but these shitlords won't invite anyone who's not on their special dick-sucking-list
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>>121013371
Their feedback wouldn't be important since they aren't even in the same league as the dev teams. The people the devs are scrimming barely know anything about the game at a high level.
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>clock's mccree dominates
>1 kill 3 deaths

<]:^)
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>>121013518
It's not necessarily how absolutely accurate their feedback is, what's important is that the devs get to see the disparity between how they understand the game and how they see the game. They've spent at least a year now scrimming internally and they're looking for some outside perspective. So after the scrim they ask the guys they played what they think and why they think that and they compare that information to what they know about the game.

Obviously they're not just going to automatically take the TF2 guys word as gospel and start implementing huge nerfs or buffs based on their 4-5 days experience with the game.
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>>121013639
>tfw i have two accounts in the beta because i have a friend who works for blizzard
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>>121013568
I like Legoman's style but if he's gonna be a bitch then I'm not giving him my money. I guess I'll look elsewhere.
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>>121013568
>>has never actually seen more than two LM pics
Same body, same face and this is coming from a LM fan.
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>>121013803
that's good for you, but how are you going to play 2 accounts with 1 computer and no friends?
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I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
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>>121008360
twitch tv/clockwork
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>>121013817
He's just busy and people don't often actually know what they want. If you hand him a pastebin link with a character, a pose and a facial expression he'll nail it down to the letter. Draw shit in MSPaint or just pull stuff off google - this is a good plan for any artist who prefers specificity, really. You just have to know person-to-person how much freedom they like to have.

If you want to tell me flat out what you want to commission, though, I might have other suggestions for you. I know plenty of people who can always use work.
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>>121013875
true
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>>121013881
>tfw gave one account to a friend and play together
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this winston is absolutely destroying them
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>>121014160
>has friends
>has multiple invites
>posting on 4chans about it
why you gotta tell lies anon?
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>>121014204
The devs Winston always does a disgustingly good job of dancing around his shield so that Clockwork never gets to shoot him. Such a strong hero, easily the best tank right now.
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>>121014282
And yet people treat him like the plague.
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>>121013763
That's fine and all, I just don't see why these people think they can even talk about balance issues when they are getting absolutely destroyed.

It seems strange to me when basically noobs think they can have a valid opinion on a game after getting destroyed. Like when they say "this character is op", well you don't really know that because you don't know how to counter them or work as a team, and that was just proven by your getting demolished by people who have played the game.

They should work on getting better and understanding the game and classes before talking about what needs a nerf.
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Summit is such a child
>No one's touching the Pharra

jeez
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>>121014369
That's why I like seagull. He seems to know there is a lot more complexity to the game than yolo360noscoping people in a pub so he doesn't really talk about what needs fixes or what is too strong much and just talks about how much he needs to practice this game to get better and how he wants a serious team to practice with

he does say things like zayrha's black hole is too big since it goes outside the particle effect but that's fair since that seems more like a big
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>>121014050
I love the "fuck me" eyes/face and Lego has that shit down to a science. Even though I do think he suffers from sameface, I like it so it's never bothered me.

I've not seen Pharah in much of anything so I'm leaning towards something for her. If you know of anyone else that can nail the "I want it" expression then feel free to drop a line.
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>>121014354
People have been underestimating him even before beta. He's a Pyro that can launch himself into your team and take out your snipers and supports if left unchecked and force you to engage on his shield. None of the tanks are weak in the slightest so far.
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>>121015059
Yeah, he definitely hard counters widowmaker
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>clockwork is spending his entire time whining about having only 90 fps
jesus christ man, like every single fucking streamer is a big baby that just complains that a BETA isn't perect
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>>121015059
The tanks are very well designed I think. All four are strong in unique ways and have definite niches depending on the map and whether you're attacking or defending.

Winston might be a bit much of a strong all-rounder but you can definitely have a seriously strong comp without him.

Overall tanks might be too strong, having 2 of them seems almost mandatory.
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>That last point hold
Noice bois
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>>121015213
why is that even an issue though

isn't >60 fps fine?
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>>121015418
He's used to playing a million year old game on a 144hz monitor. I'm sure anything less than that consistently feels bad compared to the performance he gets in TF2. Bit rich to be whinging about optimization during beta when you're using a 660 in 2015.
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>>121015418
he's playing on a 144hz monitor and is used to getting 300-400 fps when he plays
in other words, he's spoiled by how simple tf2 graphics are and how fast source engine runs on his pc and can't deal with a lower fps
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>>121015229
Double support (almost always Mercy + Lucio/Zenyatta) seems to be more prevalent from what I've watched, or at least it's more of a general comp and less situational. Mercy's damage amp and revive just make her too crucial, I can see one of them getting nerfed fairly soon. Symmetra feels like more of a defense hero than support, I think she needs tweaks to be more viable on offense.
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>>121015513
I mean, I use a 660Ti in my rig, but I also built a cheap rig meant to last for 1-2 years before I get a better job and build a dream rig
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>>121015046
http://andava.tumblr.com/ Maybe this fella? He's been great for me.
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>>121015630
2 tanks and 2 supports is actually really good.

Mercy is probably the only hero that's a 100% pick. Other strong heroes are interchangeable, like Widowmaker, Pharah and McCree are all strong (especially with Mercy). Winston and Reinhardt are really fucking good. A lot of the time it seems like a primary tank (Winston for attacking a point, Reinhardt for pushing a cart or defending a choke) and a secondary utility ult (Zarya for her ult and shield on Pharah during her jumps or Roadhog for front line assassination (hook goes through shield right?)).
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What do you guys think of Ellohime? He's not a pro but I find him entertaining and he doesn't whine like a little bitch constantly.
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>>121015930
By secondary utility ult I meant secondary utility tank.
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>>121015930
Hook doesn't go through shield, only Symmetra's charged shots and Winston's beam do. Roadhog doesn't seem as ridiculous as I thought on the first day or so, he excels at 1v1s and his self-heal is crazy good, but in more organized teams he can get burned down fast out of position.
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>>121016223
Roadhog is one of the only on-demand stun heroes in the game though. That alone should make him very valuable.
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>>121016223
Yeah, Roadhogs big weakness is that he lacks a shield and shields are really, really strong right now. That said LBC makes him look really strong so I don't think he's useless, I just think he works best when paired with a Winston or Reinhardt.
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>>121016340
Yeah, it's interesting in that nearly all his usefulness comes from his base kit and his ult is fairly underwhelming. The dev team at one point knocked Seagull's team into a wall with it and then Pharah wiped them with her ult, but I feel like that was pretty spontaneous.
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>>121016031
Good dude, best person to watch when nobody more skilled is at it. He seems the most self-aware and is by far one of the least bitchy. He never gets mad.
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>>121016545
At a certain point, that kind of spontaneity will occur frequently. It becomes habit to look for that kind of play and the devs played fucking forever.
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>>121016545
Yeah, Whole Hog isn't for killing, it's a mass disruption tool.
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>>121009063
Pls post the source that cum looks amazing senpai fr fr
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>>121016647
That's true. They have specific comps for individual CPs at this point and know all the map skips, capped Volskaya in 70 seconds against Summit's shitters. I'm glad they're encouraging people to exploit the verticality and semi-open nature of the maps as much as possible.
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>>121017049
Oh, come on, it says "InCase" in the damn filename.
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Everyone suggests playing TF2 if I want to get better but does that work more so than something like New UT or Quake Live?
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>>121017207
>tfw you can even fap to futa if its Incase's art

he draws lips so JUICY
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>>121017354
There's not going to be any 1:1 comparison. The best reason to play TF2 over those is to get used to working with a team and playing objectives.
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>First time Zarya
>Attacker on point capture
>be shitter, slowly get hang of this grill
>20 seconds until time out
>throw ult into point, pull 4 people in, charge in and spam all the shields, get triple kill and jump up to 8-kill-streak.
>My team mops up the rest. Point A captured barely in time
>still lose the game, couldn't capture point B
>Play of the game was Bastion going drive-by-tank and killing 4 players hugging same corner without peripheral vision.
Nice game Blizz.
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>>121017373
Lips are the best senpai

also
>calling them futa
>2015
>not respecting them as trannies

baka
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>>121017475
>blizzard is bad because their beta play of the game feature isn't intelligent enough
Wew lad
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>>121017475
Play of the game is fucking terrible for the most part. It's not surprising given how difficult something like that would be to code, but why did they think they could even be successful? I hope they delete it.
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That kid is supposed to represent us, the user base. Tracer is taken by us, she is the cutest, cheeriest and loveliest girl I've ever encountered in the past months. Her attitude and her abilities are increasing the appeal of her character, come on, everyone is mad love at Tracer and you literally should be because she kinks with something integral to human conscience, the ability to meddle with time.
>This is why characters are seem edgy and yet appealing at the same time. Tracer can meddle with time, Mercy (who is another God tier girl both in personality and aesthetics) can heal and resurrect, Symmetra can teleport and summon little turrets from the void. And in this sense, despite being male, Reaper and Hanzo are yet again appealing characters, the feat of death and the ability to walk like a ghost is another instinctual kink, same with dragon.
>Compared the other heroes are powerful, good but are technical, like Reinhart being a brotherhood of steel paladin in a Powerarmour and Bastion is a robot.
>Widowmaker can shoot with a sniper. Oh yeah. That's like few years training in the army and you will shoot with a sniper. She has a certain body and a story with yet another archetipical kink (corruption), but nothing more than that.
>I think we should calm down and appreciate the work the character designers put into them both personality- and visuals-wise. Feeling affection towards Tracer or anyone else is just another biological and instinctual reaction like unconsciously checking out a girl's ass when she passes by. Tracer is a good looking character, has a certain teenage girlish cheeky attitude and her abilities scream that Anon will never get her. That's what makes her lovely.
>Can't make a decision about Diva and Pharah though. Diva feels like too much fanservice and and her connection to reality makes the character feel forced. Pharah's appeal is in her sense of duty and everlasting commitment but yet again she is just a soldier in a jet pack.
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>>121017841
>Caring this much

Agreed on D.Va being fanservice/bait for sc2fags
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>symmetra kill cam can show you the location of her turrets/teleport

this is kinda bullshit
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>>121017841
stop posting this to reinforce your ridiculously fragile sensibilities you fucking omega.
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>>121017994
>Clock was to busy getting baited in chat to notice
kek'd tb.h
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>>121017990
we wanna be relevant again :(
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Anyone here wanna let me use their account to just play it for like.. an hour? I really, really wanna play. Will talk over steam or anything.
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>>121017475

potg is probably chosen by amount of damage done and kills i guess
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>>121018703
I'll let you use mine if you ERP with me as my loving, girlfriend Pharah.
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>>121018703
Got $25? That's how much I'm charging.
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>>121018835
No thanks. I'm desperate to play the game, but not that desperate. I have other things to spend money on.

>>121018829
Maybe, bb.
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>>121018908
>Maybe, bb.
I'm serious.
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>>121018983
I'm terrible at erping, sorry m8.
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you just know they made the female characters sexually appealing so it could really ring in more males
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>>121019179
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>121018751
>>121017682
>>121017625
Best plays are those Mercy plays where she walks behind corner and heals someone.
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>>121019179
They manage to bring in guys, while also appealing feminists enough that they don't care about spandex butts. Clever overall
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>>121019179
Waifus are most important
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>>121019179

Wow, are you a genius? How did you figure it out?

Maybe if you're Einstein-level you can tell us why the cast is composed of a huge range of people from various nations, and why they proudly display parts of those nations' culture. I can't figure it out.
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>>121019446
:x
>>
>LBC mccree 1v4s and wins

this fucking guy
>>
>clockwork's grand plan was to triple blink into the middle of the enemy team alone and not die
these are the pros you people praise?
>>
What's the meaning of life?
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>>121019501
it worked a couple of times

do you guys think some form of strafing will ever be implemented? its becoming a common complaint
>>
>>121019179
you know the sky is blue?
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>>121019614
42
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>>121019620
Wait what? There's no strafing? Then what does A and D do?
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>>121019620
Clock said earlier that he and the other TF2 guys are gonna petition the devs for some air control. Depends on what Kaplan wants I guess.
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>>121019668
>petition all 4%
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>>121019758
They're playing and talking with the devs everyday. I'm sure the topic will at least come up in a meeting if they all ask about it.
>>
this is probably the first game I've ever seen devs being actually good at

how many stacks of pros have they raped so far?
>>
>>121019903
The closest anybody has gotten is Seagull's team of other TF2 players, they went 7-7 against them earlier.
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>>121019903
It's worth noting that not all the devs are really good. It seems like at some point Blizzard hired some ex-FPS pros and that stack with LBC, motive, etc is really fucking strong. The other devs are ok but not as mechanically skilled.
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>>121019179
They are literally trying to bring in everyone.

- Feminists
- People who want to be strong guys
- People who like sexy girls
- People who like sexy guys
- Tons of different races
- Edgy characters

nothing wrong with that. They are doing a good job trying to include a lot of different groups.
>>
>>121019995
apparently it's mostly their testing team for OW, a lot of old Quake and Tribes players.
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>>121019903
Game just takes no skill and devs are using their own cheats.
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>devs are winning versus pros guys!
>it must mean the devs are r-really good, not that the game is casual!
>definitely!
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>>121019998
This

There's somebody for everybody
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>>121019937
That wasn't even the full good dev team that was spanking them 20-1 before.
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>>121002406
>>121002406
Regardless of who is best girl and best waifu, we can all agree that it is irrefutable that Widowmaker has the best ass in the game, right?
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>>121020068
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>>121020192
Depends on what you're into, she definitely has the largest, most pillowy ass but if you're into a taughter, more palmable ass then Tracer or DVa is probably the choice.
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>>121020192
debatable

her ass is fat sure, but I prefer perky athletic butts

Tracer's butt is perfect for me
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Who's LBC?
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>>121020404
Long Big Cock
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>>121020404
A developer
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>>121020404
Some Blizzard dev or qa tester with excellent FPS mechanics. I have no idea what his real name is or anything, presumably LBC is his initials?
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>>121020296
Tracer's ass is skinnyfat and shit.
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>>121020192
That's the truth
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>>121020534
Fuck you
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>>121020557
Truth hurts, I know.
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Solider 76 best ass
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>>121020534
wow I thought we were being respectful of butt preference
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>that high noon on kekword's stream
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>>121020673
>homtanks getting mutiple 3+ man highnoons every game
>pro TF2 map awareness
kek
>>
seagull's on
>>
They just can't deal with LBC or Homtanks
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>>121020767
Fuck off seagull you girly voiced reddit faggot.
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>clock and some other retard manage to jump off the map

what kind of retards manage to be pro at tf2?
>>
>devs playing winston/lucio/roadhog on the final cap for maximum push-the-enemy-off-the-platform trolling
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>>121021176
And Pharah, that concussive lol
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>>121021176
>lucio kills everyone by pushing them off the platform and caps the point
>"waaaah this mechanic shouldn't exist"

fuck kekwork
>>
>"I think I'm gonna play McCree on this one."
Are you really? I never would have guessed.
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>>121021301
>if I lose to it, it shouldn't exist
why do people have this kind of mentality all the time?
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>>121021341
>his team loses every time he plays mccree
>the only wins so far have been with him on tracer
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>>121021385
welcome to TF2 pros
>>
WHY
IS
THERE
NO
SHOTA
HERO

WHY
IS
THERE
NO
FURRY
HERO

APPEAL TO MY TASTES YOU FUCKS
>>
Wow the mercy on the dev team got play of the game, I haven't seen that yet.

Also
>5 of the members on the dev team on fire
>0 on the tf2 pro team
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>>121021806
I would be surprised if they didn't make that kid from the cinematic trailer a hero.
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>>121021910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kS5LWN-5Js
COMPELLING GAMEPLAY
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>>121021806
The money is the furry hero, don't worry they got you covered. They've already catered 1 of your 2 demanded tastes, so you are covered, do not complain again.
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>>121021806
are you going to ask for an explicitly canon futa hero too
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Tell me about Roadhog!
Why does he wear the mask?
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>people surprised the dev team is cleaning shop

You guys do know this is the QA dev team, it's been their job for pretty much over a year to play the game. Of course they're going to kick the shit out of new players regardless of how well they play TF2.
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>>121021806
No autismos allowed
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Played Zarya all day today, fuck me she's good if you aren't retarded.

They are going to have the buff the shit out of her once people learn to not shoot her shields though, base beam cannon is pretty weak.

Right now people just juice me up to 100% every time, and then the rape begins...
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>>121021806
Winston you git. Also all the shotas will be playing this game after it goes live.
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>>121021806
>NO
>FURRY
>HERO
They have a talking monkey though. He was even in the cinematic trailer, being only one of four heroes in that.
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>>121002627

That's why she's into /ss/. She likes cute, innocent boys who are just as pure as her.
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>tfw lost count hours ago

I'm pretty sure they've only won a round twice so far, right? No match wins yet?
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based comfy seagull vs. devs no stream acknowledgement happening
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>>121022043

they got a real team to play against now. It's gametime
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>>121022179
one of the rounds was a match win based on stopwatch
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>>121021989
>They've already catered 1 of your 2 demanded tastes
Tracer is a tomboy
She's close but still not a shota

>>121022026
No
A cannon trans hero would be nice though :3c

>>121022056
Don't post my waifu you kekoo

>>121022160
>Talking monkey
>Furry hero
>Not a walking POTA reference

I want a kitsune or a wyvern or an anthropomorphic dragon or some shit, not a full blown animal. Most furries are like that,
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>>121022195
Oh finally, I thought they were still stomping clockwork. I couldn't take his crying anymore.
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>>121022330
they are

seagull is playing in clockworks team
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>>121022315
Get cancer and die you autistic nigger.
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>>121022315
>I want a kitsune or a wyvern or an anthropomorphic dragon or some shit, not a full blown animal. Most furries are like that,
It doesn't matter what kind of furry you want, you have a furry in the game.
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>>121022379
don't have to listen to him anymore now
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>>121022379
How is seagull suppose to carry clockworks?
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Seagull's stack still never changing characters during the round.
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>>121022315
>kekoo was filtered
>I'm guessing kek was filtered too

Poor birds

>>121022398
Rude af wtf
Be nice

>>121022429
Animals aren't inherently furry
Humans with animal features are
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>>121022195
Not having a facecam or all those sub/donation tallies spammed over the screen is so much nicer.
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>>121022608
Die.
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I made an exploitable for you /vg/
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>>121022710
Do you need a hug Anon...
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>>121022608
>Animals aren't inherently furry
>Humans with animal features are
People who are furries are attracted to specifically animal heads on otherwise humanoid body, so a fox head on a human body covered in fur and probably with paws to still indicate it's a fox. A talking gorilla fits that category.
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>>121022738
Neat, do we have any DVa porn to put in their yet?
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>>121020534
check this guy out with his superior taste in women.
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>>121022759
I'm a furry and what I classify as furryness is just the desire to be or connection to something non-human.

A gorilla is just that, a gorilla.

A hero that has gotten gene mods, or went out of their way to appear more like an animal though IS furry.

Mercy is more furry than Winston because of her wings, and I know a few furries that would agree.
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Widowmaker really doesn't need that assault rifle mode.
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>>121023074
I would murder you if I could. I feel embarrassed just to share a planet with individuals like you.
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>>121023074
>what I classify as furryness is just the desire to be or connection to something non-human.
A talking gorilla is non-human. A furry, is wanting to be connected to an animal in human form, not generally something that is "non-human" such as an alien.

A furry isn't just a human with an animal feature, with fure. A furry generally likes the animal head, not just a human with a tail which is not classified as furry since it lacks fur.
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>>121023245
I love you, Anon.

It's okay, everyone needs to get mad at something~
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>>121023281
I'm not mad at all. You're just literal trash.
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>>121023245

>I can't believe society treats me so badly just for being weird and liking video games, they're all jerks who hate anything they don't understand!

>hey guise i'm a furry

>LOL FREAK? WOW THAT'S REALLY WEIRD AND PATHETIC YOU SHOULD DIE FREAK WEIRDO I CAN'T STAND YOU

Glad to see 4chan is still playing right into the divide & conquer tactics of normies.
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>>121023273
Both are true, really. Just in my experience more furries would connect and like something more human than a literal animal.

>>121023317
I'm sorry you feel that way.
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>>121023338
>society treats people badly for liking videogames
what
where do you live
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>>121023338
Who are you quoting retard?
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>>121023338
>>I can't believe society treats me so badly just for being weird and liking video games, they're all jerks who hate anything they don't understand!

You're the only one who's said this.

>implying 4chan does not have a longstanding hate of furries

Seriously has no one even fucking read about /fur/?
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>>121023338

i've been defending furries on 4chan for years for this very reason but its like going against the tide. people just dont think about things they've been taught to hate and feel angry when you try to make them

goons have learned they can just make it a meme to hate anything that's strange, and 4chan will eat its own. this happened with furries, MLP, fedora-wearerers/'neckbeards', MRAs, etc

the fact of pathetic people is that they will jump on the opportunity to ridicule anyone an iota more pathetic than they are. shit flows downward
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I would like to play the game
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>>121023394
Winston is more than an animal, he's a talking gorilla scientist. He is literally someone you can connect with on an intellectual level, while being non-human.
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>>121023458
>degenerate furry calling anyone else pathetic

Embarrassing.
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>>121023570

i'm not a furry, just someone who doesn't blindly follow the current climate of who i'm being instructed to dislike
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>>121023458
>furries, MLP, fedora-wearerers/'neckbeards', MRAs
Not sure if bait, but there's another common denominator to all these things beside being "strange". Their agents are absolutely shameless, egocentric to the max and obnoxious like no other. In short, plainly unsufferable. Sounds like a pretty normal thing to me that most people including normies wouldn't want to cope with unsufferable cunts.
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>>121023449
The furry hate is dissipating, it really only exists in the /v/b/ hivemind anymore.

>>121023519
I understand, it just doesn't really appeal to me as a person.
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>>121023756
*tips fedora*
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>>121023787
>stereotyping
>inherently hateful person

Let me guess you're a guy too?
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>>121023787

>Their agents are absolutely shameless, egocentric to the max and obnoxious like no other

not really man, you're just trying to rationalize it however you can. there's an endless number of self-hating furries and neckbears. the fact that they could find some sense of community and actually feel good about themselves on the internet tripped the goons' "weird people having fun" sensors and they had to destroy it
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nice overwatch discussion lads
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>>121023804
>I understand, it just doesn't really appeal to me as a person.
Yeah, I mean it doesn't have to appeal to you, but they do have a furry hero, just not the specific type you like. I'm sure they will add more non-human heroes in the future.
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>>121023890
I like you senpai
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>>121023938
Degenerate furries and traps ruin every thread.
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>All these shitty tits on the fem heroes
Ass is literally the only good thing this game got
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If you think normal people screwing up niches is new, you're very misled. It's been happening for as long as complex society has existed.

Niche culture is only allowed to exist as a way for people to do cultural experimentation for the good of the general culture.

A niche ripens over time. After a certain period of notoriety it is either:

1) Assimilated into popular culture, assuming it's good, and all of the parts incompatible with popular culture are cut away

or

2) Killed, because a counterculture which is incompatible with popular culture is dangerous to society.

You might not like it, but this is the way things work best. Society is not some bubblegum treehouse that works on its own.
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>>121023996
If you are on 4chan you are most likely a degenerate
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>>121024039
Fuck off retard, nobody gives a shit.
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>>121023890
And the Golden Palm of persecutory delusion goes to...
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>>121024039

Have average men and women armed with the latest fashions and stylish hairdos invaded our fandom yet?
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>>121024027
>shitty tits

what? they're fine, it's not like they're sagging or anything like that one girl from dragon age inquisition.
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>>121024067
>this is what furries tell themselves to think they fit in
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>>121023890
They aren't here to have a discussion, they are here to collect (you)s, I wouldn't waste too much time responding to meme spouters.
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>>121024119
>all the neckbeards in this general have bigger tits than all the females in overwatch combined
Its literally assfetish: the game
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>>121024165
>asses are now a fetish
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>>121024165
Blizzard is the ass company. It's easier to get away with that, so they don't get yelled at on twitter for being sexist. Feminists hate big breasts.
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>>121024281
Huge thighs and ass + tiny upper body is the way to salvation

or just straight chub
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>>121024281
>Feminists hate big breasts
Because they have big asses too with their massive overweight?

>>121024268
>so what do you prefer when sexxing
>some big fat ass to work with
Its a fetish you dumb cunt.
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>>121024281

>Feminists hate big breasts.

They hate asses too honestly, it's just that Blizzard is offering juuuust enough tributes to tumblr to keep them at bay.

But socjus is never satisfied. They want more and more as time goes on. They'll come for Blizzard eventually, when it's no longer fiscally possible for them to keep catering to socjus demands.
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>>121024027
I like widowmakers tits, they are perfect
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>>121024458
Bitch probably has a bad case of refrigerator pussy with that low ass body temperature m8
good luck keeping that boner up when you're fucking a ice cream
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>>121024416
Asses are easier to get away with because you have to look behind the character. When you are looking at their front, the first things feminists look for to hate is the breasts. It's much easier to get away with asses
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>>121024513
Widowmaker is perfection
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>>121024527
Plus a lot of internet feminists who complain to gaming companies on twitter are fat as fuck, so they probably think their huge asses are attractive too and don't care to complain. Only when the character is a healthy weight with big tits and attractive is it time to cry foul.
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>>121024673

Fat people have big tits too though
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>the tf2 stack absolutely molesting these pubs
kekd
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>>121024407
I don't know man
I thought fetishizing something is being sexually aroused by things that don't have inherently anything sexual (feet, armpits, shark teeth and so on)
Asses clearly always had a sexual dimension, hence I don't really know if you can talk about an "ass fetish", it sounds way too like a pleonasm
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>LBC reveals that you can cancel the hook after-cast animation with a melee attack
oh fuck
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>>121024768

What else would you call a sexual preference toward the ass?
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>>121024854
normal
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>>121024724
It's not as noticeable since they rest on their guts and they kind of meld together.
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>>121024878

Stop being retarded and answer the question. What is an easy way to refer to a sexual preference toward the ass without calling it a fetish?
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>>121024962
shake my head to be honest family
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When will I be able to play ;_;
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>>121025026
never
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>>121024458
>Not liking widowmakers tits and ass
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>>121024962
>Fetish
>a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.

It would be a fetish for asses if it was more to an abnormal degree, since the ass specifically is not a reproductive organ, just close to one.
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>>121025147
never ever?
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>>121025156
she has it all even the voice
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>>121024962
Literally a PREFERENCE, there's no other way to call it because that's what it is, an inclination, what's your problem you fucknut
>>
LEARN
MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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sexy 2d girls poop too
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>>121025486

>I have an ass preference [ ]

>I have an ass fetish [ ]

Which one of these sentences sounds more natural? Fill in the blank.
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>>121025601
preference obviously
putting fetish behind any sentence makes people think you're some fucking weirdo
>i like it when a girl has firm breasts but I prefer some ass
instead of
>man she's got nice tits but I have a ass fetish.
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>no more seagull against the devs
>just stomping pugs
;_;
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>>121001694

>character where literally the only thing you do is tether people
>your ultimate is reviving your teammates so they can continue to play the game while you hold lmb/rmb over them more

why would any one voluntarily play this character

TF2 medic at least gets to go ham with ubercharge, or Wisp in dota gets a cool ability like relocate

literally all this character does is heal people
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>>121025845
player who is absolute dogshit at the game but wants to play with their friends and be useful
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>>121025845
Medic is there for people who are bad at fps but still want to play. Same with like the engineer
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>>121025845
You play her if you want to win.
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>>121025845

Like 90% of classes in the game it's designed for shit players to have a huge impact so they feel good about themselves.
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>>121025845
Medic in TF2 is also the only healing class, whereas OW has Lucio and Zenyatta.

But you will always take a Mercy because that Ultimate.
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>>121025845
symmetra is more like wisp desu
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Don't worry love, your invite is here
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>>121027587
i don't actually want an invite
i want you <3
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>new mail by blizzard
>"HOLY SHIT"
>New Hero Detected! Unlock Artanis and Pre-Purchase StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void
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>>121027893
yeah, pause after NEW HERO (ME?!)

thats what i fucken thoiught fuck blizzetrrd
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>>121008013
Next wave of invites will eventually hit in a few months, if past blizz betas are to go by.

And Bastion really isn't that OP, he gets shut down HARD by any halfway decent Tracer player/a team that's bothering to communicate. At worst, he's an excellent pub stomping character.
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>>121028307
this, as bastion is only as good at the team supporting him, and the flankers coming after him.
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How's the netcode?

Heard someone say on a podcast they can't even notice latency but they're a pleb so their opinion doesn't hold much weight.
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so besides hanzo, who is the male eye candy?
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>>121029226
roadhog
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>>121029226
>sexualizes video game characters
Wow...that's pathetic. We are here to shoot each other in the virtual world, wierdo.
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>>121029226
HONOR! JUSTICE! REINHARDT, REINHARDT, REINHARDT!
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>>121022738
Wait...
D.va is an actual human?
wtf blizzard
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Day... day 7? I cant remember anymore. Its been so long. So many times have I checked if an "install" icon would have appeared on the overwatch tab, but no. Everyday I check it before I play some HOTS and everyday I leave dissapointed. waning hope, slight frustration, mild annoyance. How many times have I fapped to widowmakers mighty ass? I cant remember. These are dark times my friend, maybe no beta access never ever, maybe no widowmakers tight ass.
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>>121030516
>>>/reddit/
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