Last time on /ss13g/
>Except none of it was Probe
>Just his very many various alter egos
>Lots of greytiding
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end. PANIC BUNKER ACTIVE
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
You've been visited by the genie of bad sprites, post good sprites to wish him away, or be plagued by shit sprites forever more.
The biggest thing that bothers me about 2hotdogs is that he shitposts whenever he is banned or tries to get unbanned, and then proceeds to demand proof that he is the one who is shitposting. That is incredibly cowardly.
At least he can't deny his forum posts though.
>I see you as demons, wicked and foul who see the genuine users as food and play things. None of you are worthy of the position you force yourself into and you sure as shit aren't getting paid for this. Ban me or set me free my words will be heard forever and there isn't one of you who can stop my holy wrath against the evil in this world.
You forgot to add the second server address to the OP. Lots of people cant connect to undo.it and keep posting in the thread about the big bad panic bunker keeping them out.
have it be toggleable or something
That is one thing that you definitely don't joke about.
Many of us have had thoughts like that but we keep them that way, voicing though thoughts is enough to show probable cause for most admins to act, especially when there is previous evidence of it happening.
>When a rooster is present and mates with the chicken, the chicken will store the deposited rooster sperm in a small internal pouch. As the newly forming egg passes by, it will be fertilized by this deposit of sperm. The egg will then develop the shell and be laid looking identical to an unfertilized egg.
Could you imagine?
Someone this full of drama and victimization. If he returned to staticnaming, every single person for some quick laughs just has to bully him for a little bit.
If kingston actually got unbanned and is currently unbanned like I swore I heard a day or 2 ago, then I can see 2hotdogs getting unbanned as well
in like 6 months to a year, depending on how much he shitposts. If he keeps shitposting like he's been, then I am leaning more towards the year.
>died three times in space trying to steal the hos jumpsuit
So, like this?
Pulled it from Paradise station I think
Know what's a really funny "joke"? You getting to play here. Know what an admin will never act on? Being stupid enough to let you play here. You have problems. Stop playing vidya and go get medical help.
Requested to be turned into a slime at round-start, after doing so murdered half the crew in cold-blood. Recommend against trying to do anything fun involving them. by DragonBro (Game Admin) on Sun, July 12th of 2015
Got killed as an antag, then as a diona, proceeded to loot his corpse of the antag items, and disable, cuff and strip a security officer after they attempted to arrest them for throwing a cleaver at them. Dragged the poor sod around for the latter half of the round. At some point, proceeded to murder somebody with his fireaxe because they disarmed them to attempt to stop them from stealing a body. Keep an eye on this one. by dragonbro (Game Admin) on Sun, July 26th of 2015
2015-08-04 00:00:00 | Bagil | niknakflak
"Pranked someone" by attempting to shave people's heads. Got attacked for it, attacked people back for it. Got arrested and given to the chef to be killed, and he killed the chef, and then was killed back for it. Shitty escalation but IC, just noting it here.
2015-08-12 00:00:00 | Bagil | saegrimr
Responded with IC in OOC about the above fight, accuses everybody of metagrudging him although its likely he is as well, especially against Alarmclock.
2015-08-13 00:00:00 | Bagil | summoner99
Banned for 1440 minutes - Murdered the Warden and spaced them for a empty threat of being gulaged next time. Take a break for the day and calm down.
2015-08-30 14:58:33 | Sybil |
Banned from Assistant - Disarmed the HoS fnr, stunned him, and tried to strip him, later robbed detective and used his gear to 'get revenge' on the HoS by stunning and cuffing him for arresting him and trying to execute him over the earlier tidey nonsense. Round was nuke ops.
Holy shit fucking no. admins, keep him the hell away from us. Nearly half a year, pretty much the same cancerous attitude and problems that nobody should have to put up with and a victim complex when he's such a raging asshole no shit people hate him. Fuck him
nigga they are alien things
space carp is probably just a nickname since space barracuda doesn't roll off the tongue
space piranha doesn't sound so bad though
We don't need more greytiding murdershitters that cry that people are metagrudging him as he repeatedly metagrudges, threatens metagrudges, constantly killbaits, constantly harasses security, breaks in everywhere stealing shit and attacking people trying to get their stuff back.. We don't need more faggots back to make the rounds even more shit than they already are.
>report plasmaflood early
>nigger captain and shitcurity accuse me of doing it
>captain fucks off instead of letting me into atmos to fix it
>caw ruses us and claims it was accidental so captain fucks off
GOD DAMN IT
I'm waiting. t. someone else
Can also just drag the fuel tank to where distro peeps out of atmos and detonate it with an IED/assembly. Or become an hero and blow it up manually to try and save what you can.
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Only time he wasn't getting notes was cause he was banned or not playing. I expect a lot of not playing and being braindead during his bay tenure just to fly under the radar. When the full featured flavor of vg hits him, he'll begin the griff all over again.
>I expect a lot of not playing and being braindead during his bay tenure just to fly under the radar.
So he's going to play on bay correctly then?
Everyone i see on bay logs on, plays for 30 minutes, then goes braindead.
Why do you assume i want to ruin rounds?
I'm actually trying to follow rules and do the non-shitty thing here. If i wanted to continue being a shitter i would just evade. I actually want to play the game correctly with other people.
Because of a consistent history of 4nogudreason killbaiting and greytiding going back 4 months broken only by bans and when you couldn't be bothered to show up to be the tumor killing spaceman rounds
Nothing you can say can persuade me and i'd prefer you never get to come back. Make peace with your toolbox gods and learn to like bay or just quit for good. You'll be lie about yourself as much as it takes to get back.
I want to believe you, but you seem unable to like, handle the game. If I were to believe you I'd think it wasn't your fault because this game does do things to people.
It's pretty rare that you need empathy to play a game, I think. But spess is a game where you need empathy to play, at least it's that way on our server. Metagrudging, metagaming, killbaiting, not escalating properly in-character, IC OCKing, they're all signs that you aren't spessman material. Sometimes you're expected to get the short end of the stick, to get shit on, to lose. For a lot of players, that's an important part of the fun. It's the cost of playing a game as unique as SS13, you can't just play it like GTA(unless you get antag).
I think the only way for you to get better would be a reverse jobban, something like being locked into a role like botanist or doctor, a role where you're expected to service and help people. It's the part of the game you don't seem to grasp.
As a different anon, I did more non-antag murder as a botanist than in any other role. Even security. I don't know what it is about plants but there's always some dude that wants to just fuck your shit up and thinks there's nothing serious that'll happen to him as punishment. Then he's burgers before sec even shows up.
That's a good way to explain it.
>I think the only way for you to get better would be a reverse jobban
Interesting idea, i had a similar idea which is why i play almost exclusively cargo and science now. The only problem is nobody ever comes to cargo on bay, and the slow server makes science a bitch for me.
Nah, never brandish. If they're gonna be a nigger gotta look weak so they're not on the ball. Then inescapably wrap them up in your upupdowndownleftrightleftrightstartselectatl-f4 combo
Try being constructive with your cargo abilities. Build a cafe or a club or something, try to learn to take pleasure in the small stuff.
Sometimes completing a project is its own reward.
Here's an idea for a game mode, especially since its October
Have an antag that is specifically about murdering the station. However they can only use a melee weapon (of their choice of knives and axes etc).
The catch is they're slasher movie resilient meaning they can shrug off stuns and knockdowns entirely or faster, do more damage on hit or grab and have a few spells (Dread slows players and makes them clumsy in an aoe, can temp disable lights or cause doors to jam, etheral jaunt for appearing behind people)
The slasher also doesn't stay dead, as the objective of the crew is either to survive or find the slasher's totem item and destroy that, but instead will rapidly heal from death after a short time.
If they're injured they heal slowly but get a huge heal when they kill someone. Alternately, they get stronger the more kills they get/heads they carry. If their body is destroyed it takes longer but they'll respawn on their totem at half health. If the totem is destroyed or removed from the station, the slasher will lose their powers and become vulnerable or outright die permanently.
I know a lot of antags are already like this but just an idea for a variant
Get insulated gloves and know chemistry.
I've done the gimmick a couple times. It's fun. Especially as ling that ate monkeyhumans for more power and used a knife for extended fighting
Once i got someone to help me put up some walls and doors, but everyone else is usually "busy".
Kinda, there are fights and people do die, but killing someone requires extreme justification.
I'm still trying to figure out what all the crates contain, but there are a ton of them.
and yes, if you don't go into your character screen and add some engineering skills you can get in trouble for doing engineering stuff.
Gets stuck eventually and some stupid fuck lets them out. Lords above there is always THAT guy who doesn't pay a fuckingl ick of attention then fucks everything up while we've been busting our balls trying to put then keep the murdershitters down.
I gotta be honest, that just sounds fucking awful.
If I want to take a fucking wall down I'm doing it.
I suppose I don't know how to flip a light switch without a point in common sense either?
Fuck that shit.
Mate, I've just been standing with a head of staff as a syndie came into view with a hostage for negotiations, Syndie was slow on the draw, so the CMO blew his bloody head off, gibbing the poor sods head in the process so RIP forever Syndie, and now there's LOOC arguments and AdminPM's abound.
I was thinking if possible also having horror variants.
Like Mothers head (Jason)
+80-90% brute resistance
+60-70% burn resist
+immune to toxins
+huge damage and break obstacles basically a Juggernaut on crack
+Can't be stunned except by gunfire/explosives
+electric grates can't kill you but can stun you
-slow as fuck
-start retarded (but mute and legs don't give out)
-cant equip additional items except oxygen tanks other than your starter kit
-can suffocate into unconscious (though will revive in time)
-no guns and can't activate stun items etc
Burned corpse (Freddie)
+fast and can teleport to players*
+fast and varied attacks
+can tamper with certain things
+produces various chems (mind breaker/spirit breaker, soporific )
+regens fast and can't be drugged
-can only harm victims when they're asleep
-no additional resistances if attacked on astral plane (chaplains and such)
- can't relocate totem unless players are possessed?
-totem can only be dragged
Could also have it where they can break restraints quickly or break/exit lockers freely (how often does a slasher monster get locked in someplace only to be gone the next time theyre checked on. Singulo again would just destroy the body where they can respawn on their totem. Also could have it that trying to stun lock the monster just enrages it and makes future stuns in effective, so it'd be better to time stuns and book it.
I think he said he stopped after seeing http://wiki.ss13.co/Guide_to_Genetics?
something about how it was pretty much what he envisioned, but realized he didn't like it after seeing it fleshed out
That was me actually, I envisioned the base pairs being swapped out but not like that, they've gone a bit too far with it into fallout computer hacking areas which drive me fucking insane how tedious they are.
I think it was N3X15 working on it?
You're playing a seemingly normal round when a borg breaks into genetics and smashes 3 windows for an autoborger. The AI announces that it has received assistance from centcom to speed up the wild rides horrid turnover rate. What do you do?
You can code and play, I do both
Granted, it's hard to find time for each now that grad school has started, but I find it's easiest if you work on small PRs, those give you more time to play.
I loved that round so much. It reignited my faith in man
Whati f it wasn't badly placed?
IED's are horse shit. Make 10 200u explosion grenades on a 1s fuse. You'll break an actuator if you're close or gib if hit him with it right as it detonates. Can also get synth flashes from robotics. I think it's like 3-4 per borg. Put in some booze for painkillers and weapons too
>spawn as MD even though my preferences were assistant only
>go to CMO and ask for demotion, he tells me to fuck off, I drop my things and go greytide mode
>fuck around, nothing happens, decide to fuck with security because I have a privilage as a proud member of the grey
>break in with spear, run around the sec guard with spear, *I didn't even hit him once*, not even bothering to dodge tasers
>he tasers me, I scream some memes about patriarchy because of theme-fitting jumpsuit, and go full retard screaming because I wanted perma
>he blindfolds and muffles me in solitary, welp
>after some time he cut my leg off and fucks around in many ways (instead of doing his job)
>get turned into a furry-dog, get disgusted a litttle bit at the poor taste of admins
>metal gear memes by badmins
>bwoink admin only "lmao 10/10", he gets autistic
>„In what was very likely his very first round, at round start, bumrushed security with a spear, broke in, and tried to kill the only security for no reason. Fuck off.”
Hahha HOLY SHIT. A MEMECAUST. Banpage shows I was banned by iagfprmf but it was mrpain666 who got butthurt, too. I
This is hilarious. Are some admins legitimately fucking autistic? Not even memeing. Just how fucking autistic someone needs to be to ban me over a literal joke, PERMANENTLY, WITH NO NOTES, NO BWOINKS, NOT EVEN ONCE HAVE THEY ASKED for an explanation. I could ban evade but I don't want to play with a bunch of autistic admins, even if players are cool. Sasuga admins. Even baystation that you redirect me to isn't this retarded m8s. Autism in-fucking-carnate. Sorry I'm not taking your game too seriously! Some fucking people.
>Make 10 200u explosion grenades on a 1s fuse
That sounds like a good way to kill at least 10 crewmembers
Booze is a good idea. I was thinking maybe gas masks and a pill bottle of leporazine too. Synth flashes would be risky to acquire, but might be the best bet.
If you can't roleplay as a spaceman who is an assistant to this degree then no thanks. You knew exactly what you were doing considering you built a spear. You knew exactly why what you did was wrong as evidenced by your ahelp. You clearly don't want to play our game, so you've been pushed out the door.
They're 1,2,4 iirc. In a robot uprising, people who can't handle a little thin air are already dead. their fate doesn't matter
Not risky at all, beg/steal an Id and go nuts in robotics.
>Chill out nigga it's a 2D game
Precisely why I posted it. I consider it hilarious someone could ban me permanently over this
You seem to not understand how context works considering you can't figure out what I mean by this post (admins need to be retarded to ban me over petty shit like this with no previous offences). Diagnosis? Autism, possibly high-functioning.
>I drop my things and go greytide mode
>>fuck around, nothing happens, decide to fuck with security because I have a privilage as a proud member of the grey
a lot of people like you come through. it's kinda become a zero-tolerance thing for people with no history on the serb to immediately start fucking shit up for no reason.
a permaban appeal probably would've gotten your ban lessened before you came here to call the decision autistic and spout memes though.
You got gloves and internals in a firesuit and flash protection on your eyes. If you want to be that paranoid you can deconstruct everywhere It can't do jack shit to you that you can't escape from. If you want to be ultra-paranoid you can put a space suit in a locked personal lockers and that way you're never 30 seconds from getting out of a fire/vent and into space.
I wouldn't give a single shit if not for your vague shit, zero warnings, zero FUCKING NOTHING.
I BROKE LITERALLY NO RULES.
LITERALLY NONE. LOOK THEM UP YOURSELF. Why would I get banned over vague shit like "you clearly don't want to play your game", when I broke no rules? Something tells me this is a hard circlejerk. Wouldn't surprise me if you mirror /tg/ bans :^)
And my ahelp was supposed to be a small bravo toward an admin for actually making it fun, until I got fucking banned for no real reason.
>any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident.
Oh, nice. Nice indeed. 10/10;
There's a rule on that while no individual act the sum total of your actions can result in your ban. In short, you were greytiding, breaking security things as non-antag, and memespouting simply because you can.You clearly have no interest in even loosely playing SS13. You've clearly displayed your intent. Why does he need to warn you? You know what you're doing is shit.
Then give a bravo instead of further memespouting.
kek, you're like COINTELPRO
It was my first day on your /vg/-circlejerk station. Sorry I'm stating the true, probably they guy you're speaking of saw this as well. I'm willing to bet all the people responding to me calling me a shitter are somehow affiliated with the circlejerk and play at least since months ago. All is left is for you to use a trip, like one of the guys who responded to me. He doesn't even have a reason to use it. Don't worry I won't play on your shit-station.
We get a lot of pubbie griefers. They show up and attack people, start fires, bomb stuff, greytide and loot/attack sec, damage the birg 4noraisin. And they get chucked right back out the door. You looked like it so you got banned like it.
nobody is going to have sympathy for you because you know nothing about how to behave on our server. you should'v actually played the game and not greytided now everyone hates you.
>jump on server just to grey tide
>only grey tide
>new to server
>spouts memes and acting antagonistic for no raisin
Enjoy that dank ban mate. Trolling for the sake of trolling is stale and old hat now.
are you Dip or they 1u cryomix guy because either way fuck off
I like this idea tbh, there aren't really any good slasher movie games. For once I'd like an antag that only cares about fucking people up. Jason would be perfect, Jason X perhaps even?
So, I've been kicking around the idea of trying to code a Science cyborg module. What do you think about this?
>A "Science Snatcher" that is capable of holding one of any object at a time, but not actually DOING anything with it. Functions similar to the Sheet Snatcher or Plant Bag, and is used for moving objects into the destructive analyzer or other similar machines
>Something similar to the previous module, or perhaps a part of it, that allows the borg to load sheets of materials into machines. I'm not so sure about this one, but I know it's something that science borgs should be able to do
>Device analyzer for assisting mechanics with acquiring hard-to-get machine and device scans thanks to borgs having all access
>Rapid parts exchanger for upgrading machines
>Beaker (for sulphuric acid), but no syringe or dropper, to prevent it from being too versatile and putting mediborgs out of business
>Crowbar for power outages and because it's standard for borgs
>Wrench for wrenching/unwrenching machines, industrial scrubbers, and canisters to assist in toxins
>Foam fire extinguisher for putting out plasma fires
>Regular fire extinguisher for activating monkey cubes without freezing the damn room
>The ability to click and drag dead slimes and monkeys into the slime processor and monkey recycler, the way that mediborgs can drag patients into cloners and cryo
>A GPS, for telescience
Things I'm not so sure about:
>Any other tools, at the risk of encroaching too much upon engiborgs, though it would ostensibly need them in some cases
>Rapid pipe dispenser to assist with toxins
>Industrial dropper and/or syringe, at the risk of encroaching too much upon mediborgs, though I guess if it's going to be capable of xenobio, it NEEDS a syringe
>Should it have any xenoarch capability?
>Temperature gun, for xenobiology, and because nobody ever uses them otherwise
>Emagged module: should it be an emagged temperature gun, a hand tele, or a
It can't vent crawl, it has borg laws, it can't make machines, it can't repair things
It's not a talking MoMMI, it's a science borg. MoMMI's are autistic assholes.
Give it xenoarch capability as an upgrade. Have it require diamond and such, but give it the excavation drill that you can set the height of how far you're digging, so it won't have to deal with the crappy aspects of switchin xeno picks all the time.
Make sure they're able to interact with field generators. At the moment you need to ID swipe a field generator before you can use it, that might trouble a borg since no ID.
>Want to help with material sheets, plus want crowbar, wrench, foam extinguisher, normal extinguisher
>Even considering RPD + other tools
Way too engiborg, also you're trying to make it do everything in science, which is not right. Cyborgs are supposed to have advantages and disadvantages. For instance, engiborgs can't repair APCs on their own, and mediborgs can't do virology or insert brains.
I would be cool with a Xenoarch borg, though, as a counterpart to the mining borg. That's more specialized and less "trying to do everything at once." Xenoarch alone requires enough items for a full cyborg module.
Yeah, I'll get git set up with the bleeding edge code today. I don't have much confidence, but I can at least try.
I'm gonna give it the temperature gun, after all, and I'll have to do a few scientist rounds to get the feel for xenoarch before I feel confident coding anything related to it. Emag will give them a hand tele and unlock the temperature gun's safeties. No portal gun, since Deity wants it to be admin-only for now and it still has some issues.
Xenoarch should probably be an upgrade.
I don't think it should have an RPD or other tools. It was something I was thinking about, but thought was maybe a bad idea. I dunno about the foam extinguisher. You're right, that's sort of an engineering thing. It has no material synthesizer. I never even mentioned one. I'm talking about the ability to load existing sheets, not create them out of nothing.
No RPD, no other tools, no foam extinguisher, then. Also, most borgs have regular fire extinguishers, so I don't see how it having a fire extinguisher is "way too engiborg".
Mediborgs can do ghetto virology surprisingly well. Especially if one of the monkeyhumans has O- blood.
No. An upgrade is badwrong. It slows everything down for no good reason. It costs minerals we either don't have or don't want to be blowing on frivolous shit. If it needs research then he has to sit on his ass.
Portal Guns will be available for science after the economy update (only part 1 got merged) they're gonna be Nanotrasen tech level 2 tier, which will be a reward from admins to science divisions that do a good job.
On that topic, imo science really doesn't need borgs. That's just my opinion, and borgs really shouldn't be able to do everything that humans can do either.
On a completely unrelated topic, I actually wasn't expecting the Economy update part 1 to be merged so soon. How are you guys getting used to virtual wallets? Did you use some of the new features? Please give me some feedback.
cargo supply packs
anything else you can think off
they might have a role in some upcoming traitor objectives.
not yet. Salaries, bonus job objectives, Centcomm exports, will be in the next update.
Hopefully I'd like to add more stuff to the merch computer as well, using all those unused sprites in the game files.
>>any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident.
>Oh, nice. Nice indeed. 10/10;
That is some massive bullshit right there.
>Why can admins ban me if I didn't banbait
If your behavior is so unquestionably shit you end up singled out by the adminbus and the server alike, you might end up with a Rule 0 ban. That's how it has always worked around here
Appeal on the forums to get into a civil discussion with the headmins, including the one who banned you. If that doesn't work, you can appeal to Pomf, or just go play on another server until you can prove you aren't a fucking dickweed as the banning admin estimated
Shitting up the thread is the quickest way to not have a Rule 0 ban lifted, we have a forum for a reason
Sure. I was the other Chemist that shift.
>Guy joins midround, I've already got most of the basic chems going
>Keep to myself, figuring he's just doing his own thing as well
>Notice he's making 1u Anti-Tox pills, and running them over one at a time
>I go to help correct him, but Yahir goes over and flips out at him
>The guys spergs and starts memeing at him ('shut up oldfag', etc)
>I whisper to Yahir that we dunk him after Yahir easily snags his ID
>He actually does it the absolute madman
>But fails to flush him so he just throws him out
>Later gets his ID back somehow(?)
>Comes back in, ignore him as he's coming across as a big shitter still
>I check the fridge one time when he's loading it from the outside
>1u Cryoxedone pill
>I pull it out and show it to another doctor
>They laugh and I put it back, guy just fumes and memes a bit more
>After the round ends I tell people to check the fridge
>There's now 2u Cryoxedones in there too
He then went on to say in the thread that because Yahir was 'hostile' to him that he never wanted to ask for help, when Yahir was the one pointing out what he was doing wrong and then got memed at for it.
I dunno man, Yahir can be pretty hostile
Another time there was a chemist who was a little slow. Didn't use the bluespace beakers that were available, didn't check what sprite each pill in the fridge had, that kinda thing. Just not the best chemist.
I watched Yahir stand next to her and call her an idiot for like 5 minutes. Just straight up "Hey idiot. Everyone look at this idiot, she's so dumb. What an idiot." It was funny as fuck but man, getting gud around Yahir isn't easy.
By the way I said money related ANTAG objectives. So it's not gonna be something cheesy as "get X" money, but more something like "Empty the station account's funds bellow X value and send X credits to the syndicate from ATMs using account to account transactions. (The Syndicate will have a secret proxy bank account in the database)
Valid hunters will need printed proof that someone has sent money to the syndicate.
>stealing another player's account credentials
>making the fund transfer to the syndicate using their account
>print the logs and accuse them publicly of being syndicate agents
do you honestly not know how much of this already occurs? everyone knows the objectives.
there was a story in the last thread about how a tator asked for "glorious" death and nobody killed him, allowing him to do as he pleased?
are you this unironically out of touch?
>do you honestly not know how much of this already occurs?
Considering the game doesn't have such thing as a Syndicate bank account yet, I can say with confidence that this never happenned.
so you just straight up are on cruise control not even reading what anybody says as well as not knowing how anyone plays?
i have been killed on sight for possession of a locker. do you know why? because people use this meta knowledge that you so haphazardly build into the game.
>doesnt know whats contained in logs and what isnt
>constantly shitposts "hurr durr post logs"
wow ive never seen this gimmick before. hold on let me spend an hour on that so you can insult me behind your veil of anonymity whereas I *MUST* give you my ckey in order to point out a common occurance
i got banned from mmi because badpyromancer told his admin friend that i took his corpse, that was lying in space map 4 for 10 minutes, trying to find someone that can take him back to the station. after some interactions with the admins, i shoot his fucking corpse into space with 10000kpa, slamming him into a mining asteroid 4 maps further, totally disintegrating him.
okay guys, i know mmis dont interact with humans at all, but cmon, this is plain retarded and abusing of powers.
its abusing of powers, and thats pretty much all that is.
since we're all coming forward, I've also had admins metagrudge me.
as a medical doctor I would throw people in the advanced scanner and tell them their bones were broken or that their organs were damaged. if I could convince them, I beheaded them and hid their heads in maintenance. I guess one of them was an admin who "forgot" to deadmin himself before playing, because I was banned immediately after and got told to appeal on the forums.
right, like I'm going to jump through hoops so the metaclub can laugh and high five each other.
first of all, what adminfriend? most of them aren't very fond of me.
second of all, I didn't ahelp shit, I just joined the chorus of ghosts watching you going "haha what the fuck is this mommi doing"
third of all,
>ALL I DID WAS BREAK THE RULES WHY DID I GET PUNISHED"
It could mean only one thing: one of them wants your dick.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I am sorry for calling you a cockmongler, Bob.
Could you ever look into your heart to forgive me?
Talk is free. It costs nothing to lie. Why go through the trouble of proving what you're saying when you can just keep on shitposting?
Never-fuckin-mind Xenonia was both warned and banned yesterday.
>be meme bird
>decide its time to fuck around with someone
>disarm, steal janitcart
>drive around for like 10 seconds
>suddenly fire alarms
>hes using fire alarms to trap me
>im in arrivals now, fire alarms down
>this is it
>im not going to jail nigga not again
>fucking ride the janicart out the airlock
>chug the DD i had in my backpack
>realize janicart doesn't work in space, it starts floating away
>pull jetpack i found on the floor earlier out of my backpack
>suddenly space carp
>make my way all the way to escape in space without a spacesuit on
>blast though the airlock with carp behind me
>janitor is already there mad as fuck
>i go into crit
>carp targets janitor
>he goes into crit
>i get out of crit because DD juice
>my fucking face when all of that
>guy following me with cablecuffs in his hand
>set intent to harm, aim for mouth
>he runs up to me
>PUNCH HIM IN THE TEETH
>ONE HITTER QUITTER, KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
>START WAILING ON HIS HEAD
>he gets up and runs in the opposite direction, dripping blood
I almost never fight people and I have nearly every antag role turned off, but goddamn do I feel why people murderbone.
you are very poor at reading critically. it is not my agenda to change anything only to point out that more lame features will result is more meta knowledge for everyone (everyone who actually plays not just thread white knights)
Every game is fork in my pocket, target eyes.
It's a case of disarm disarm disarm then wielding the fork and getting off some damage. Pull a fire alarm and run away disarming until they start having major problems.
Not that I'm robust at all, I've just have to duke off too many cargonians recently to be comfy.
Why is cargo the new valid hunting assistant?
I can't tell you, or the next time he spawns it into a round, you might kill the serb.
It's just my opinion that your opinion is stupid and also fuck you,
no seriously, I love you Deity, but still fuck you, I'm doing it anyways.
Their ablative can't do shit against my dual .357s.
A couple days ago i singlehandedly destroyed a 6 man cargo weapons cartel in a single gunfight. Afterwards i killed everyone on the station because there was nothing left to challenge me.
Watch your step man, I don't think there's any department that can't ruin someone's day.
>chems/circular saws/syringe gun/hypospray
>double barreled shotgun/bottles
>welding tools/welding goggles/flashes
>insulated gloves for 15 credits -> all access for 15 credits
it's a jungle out there
shift+click is your best friend
Taser game is strong i'll give you that, but ablative vests barely ever block their shots. Or does the stun last less? Not sure. but either way i aim for the head at all times, and most of the cargo clique was waifus who won't wear helmets so people recognize them at a glance.
Nah man i'm a pure greyshirt waifu.
telescopic and a couple riots, i think two had them.
Yeah it is actually, i might grab it more often now.
You aren't wrong
, but it's usually clowns
they were actually fighting pretty hard, the only reason i won was because i had adrenal and an ebow.
That makes it even worse.. Everyone had fun, you didnt had an bad gaming experience, me neither... Things like this shouldnt end in an ban, its abusing of powers " Lol He break one rule jobban now!!!"
>tfw slamming an HoP in her dumb face in with a pickaxe while she got stuck in a small room with me
>second hit knocked her down
>all that blood
iirc they made a lube loop of a guy infinitely slipping into another power at maximum sanic. It was that one round where everything lagged to death for 4 minutes cause a shitmin was playing with it in the thunderdome when he shouldn't have.
>iirc they made a lube loop of a guy infinitely slipping into another power at maximum sanic.
Yeah I witnessed it yesterday. But it didn't lag.
> It was that one round where everything lagged to death for 4 minutes cause a shitmin was playing with it in the thunderdome when he shouldn't have.
oh, well I wasnt awake when the Portal Gun PR got merged but I saw what Niggly did. It shouldn't happen during a normal round. (and if it does, I'll have more data to analyze so I can fix it)
No. no. By all means, no.
Half the time, the effects of large artifacts won't kill carbons will kill silicons and vice versa. You're asking for a death wish with that.
Do you want to bring a large artifact to the outpost and get EMP'ed/cell drained on exposure to oxygen before you have a chance to react?
In my opinion, borgs really shouldn't be holed up in Science proper. They're supposed to be a practical application of science's endeavors that the rest of the station can benefit from.
>trying to play a security officer that doesn't just taze, cuff and strip people in the hallway.
>Ask the bartender to come in to the brig for a quick search because the chef said he took all the hatchets out of hydroponics
>He wordlessly runs up to me and pushes me down in one motion
>proceeded to continuously table me while he greyshit friends strip me.
Interacting with other people in this game without just caving their heads in is so painful, even just walking up to someone makes them spas out and run away from you.
>>trying to play a security officer that doesn't just taze, cuff and strip people in the hallway.
I think you learned a valuable lesson that day; though, from playing sec a lot I've found ways to diffuse situations just by talking them down or helping them, also it helps to have greytide on your side when shit hits the fan.
I've had assistants help me expunge cultist infestations before.
Don't hate the tide, understand the tide.
At this point I would rather just gas them all, I am happy to work with antags and look the other way if trouble makers get hurt. In exchange for a few kick-backs and immunity they're more than happy to make your shift easier.
>wanting skeletons back just to meme
Look. I'd appreciate the gesture but the chance of you or someone else being a hardass that's gonna dig through our stuff and start keeping shit is too high. Worse than that, as non-antags there's not a hell of a lot we can do other than No.
>greytider brought in the brig by HoS
>HoS takes his gloves and mask and tool belt
>15min timer because the greytide outrobusted and cuffed both HoS and HoP
>HoS tells me to space his stuff and leaves
>talk with the greytide and tell him he is robust and i respect his robustness
>free him and give his shit back to him
>he thanks me and leaves
>later that round the sec team gets killed by the cult
>he saves me from murderbone blade wielder cultist
>we both get armed and proceed to purge the security raiders and clone back the whole sec
>cult fails crew wins
greytide is like an untamed animal, if you tame it youll get a strong ally to watch your back
The winning combination. Always stronk.
>that's not grey
>beg the chemist to free you from your fleshy prison
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING A FREE BONEMAN WHEN YOU ENTER THE STATION CHICKEN MAN?
I WAS BORN A FREE BONEMAN AND I WILL ALWAYS BE ONE CHICKEN MAN YOU CANT KEEP ME IN THIS FLESHY PRISON FOREVER
>Fuck you Rei
what did i do this time
at least you gave me an excuse to make the warden into Venom since right after you broke in and did all that shit he told you that you had such a lust for greytiding, then someone else said something about the warden already being a demon and then it just went full nuclear from there.
It also gave me an excuse to spawn in as Kaz and sit in the brig, occasionally smacking officer's heads in with my cane when they were being stupid or blindly standing there.
Like this detective.
Also, that was me blowing off your limbs. It's a lot more fun to fuck with you people then it is to just outright ban you, but the other admins figured we've had enough greytide over the past few days and should just get rid of you.
if you brought back skeletons, I would switch back instantly, but I'm really not that unhappy with plasmen honestly please never remove plasmen ;_;
>i had a skeleton name, body and soul
>pomf tells me to change my name during medium RP
>non skeleton name with skeleton body and soul
>pomf removes the skeleton race
>non skeleton and body but with skeleton soul
you took my name and body but you cant take away my soul pomf
i still sometimes type in ACK ACK! at the end of my sentences to feel like a REAL skeleton again
and dont tell me to be a fake ass dissolved one you filthy chicken
So what the fuck is going on
three days ago everything was fine
now everybody is accusing everybody of being ban evading shitters and the server is in full greytide mode
and now everybody is getting accused of being banned shitters?
wtf happened while i was gone
sarca is pretending to be other banned players now
he apparently has some cronies and is trying to break the server by being a massive shitter
word on the maint is he's running with MrShoe, 2beard and some goons
he posted about a master plan in one thread
then a few days ago he showed up and yelled at people to stop talking about him and left immediately after
apparently he is remaking ss13, somebody got the gif he posted of it?
i honestly don't know what to believe anymore. everything in the thread is layers of shitposters right now.
obviously you triggered him with your foul language young man.
Threadly reminder http://archive.moe is kill.
Probably one of the best rounds i've played in a long time.
Griswald's shop was 10/10 and that gym was great too.
F U N
Once we had all the power we would ever need ever and no issues were cropping up I just took to the gym. Was fun, even if I was only there for healthy exercise and not >muh gains
Next time, though, build the gym in a large area, jesus fuck that place was so fucking cramped.
I had to go on a journey to get goddamn plastic because the plastic in the protolathe wasn't properly ejected on machine deconstruction, and the protolathe is bugging out lately and not printing.
It took me like 15 minutes to get the workshop set up, botany up and going, and come back with plastic only to print the damn parts I wanted to print so I could install a chem dispenser in the bar.
But it was worth it in the end because all that labor gave a bartender time to arrive and I spent my time well getting drunk as fuck with him.
>Sawbones greytiding all round
>keeps getting brought into the brig
>give him minor brig sentences of 8 minutes each time since he's not actually hurting anyone
>finally decide to give him a tracking implant on the third time
>he yakety saxes around, robs my officer and I, steals a baton, and starts harmbatonning her
>thanks to plasman greyshitter gear, immune to flashbangs and flashes
>must be on synaptizine because he's popping right up after stuns, too
>finally breaks in and steals a hand tele that an officer left in interrogation, and runs away
>call out a station-wide manhunt
>get to escape and half the station is beating him to death
>decapitate him with a shotgun
Fuck you, Sawbones, I should've tossed your ass in perma when you came in the first time.
>build a gym
>think it's going to be a fucking failure
>ended up as a 10/10 round
well played guys, had tons of fun
>decide I'm going to put in the time and focus on upgrading security this round
>add a crew monitoring console, PDA messaging console, adv sec console
>add plasma glass to cells
>add lights to maint
>add a shield generator to the brig
>1 vampire with 1 thrall and minimal graytiding
Guarantee next round there will be like 80 assistants and I won't' be there.
You're not that well known I just recalled that moment when I came in with eye damage and toxins from being too close to the singularity and I was worried you were going to operate on me over something trivial.
That's why I kept saying it's just a little toxins. When you scanned me I thought you were going to take me to surgery and I just wanted to get a quick fix and get back to work.
So you're the shitter that's been killing my heads and my crew?
You got this far, I take it you know you're gonna need my ID to unlock the shuttle controls. You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers, bitch.
Ha! I'm not like the other command staff. I didn't get to be ranked Captain of this station by being a fucking pussy. The Head of Security was an overglorified mall cop! I could break him in two with my bare hands! You want off my station? You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
its not composed yet
once all of the basic systems are in place for the game I'm gonna learn FL studio to pump out some jams.
for now big lincolns theme is a driver for how i want her battle theme to sound
>Be Rowan Leaf, botanist double agent
>Kill some assistant
>Die a glorious death
>Oh cool I'll get around to that, but let me find the plant gene first
>Order seeds from cargo
>Taking them back and organizing the trays
>Suddenly bomb, due to ZAS magic sucks all the air out of botany even though the hole isn't in there
>You don't fuck with botany
>Flush myself down disposals
>Buy an e-sword, emag, and thermals
>Jack the janicart
>Start murdering every single soul I see
>AI in charge of not giving a fuck
>Find my target in pod bay, he tries to shoot me with an ebow but the janicart deflects it
>Esword him in the face to death, I jack his ebow and esword, he also had the HoP ID in his PDA
>Use that to give myself all access and rename myself to Cool Guy in arrivals checkpoint
>Go to EVA and exchange my clothing for security hardsuit
>Continue my murder spree on all departments, kill at least 7 people. Not to be 'robust', but to avenge botany
>Hit science, some guy tries to charge me with a bomb but I kill him first and steal it
>Later meet a miner in the hall who's shooting a polar star at me
>People still think there was a wizard because a cargo tech had a fake wizzy costume he ordered
>Somehow stunned by the polar star, maybe it was due to pain because of my broken foot from atmos earlier
>He runs out of ammo and starts bashing me in the head with the gun, lel
>I tell him it's time to die
>Get up, take the bomb out of my backpack instead of picking up the ebow and decide my run was good
>Open the bomb killing us both
Just let me do botany, that's all I'm asking
Why are all the guys on the station so terrible at picking up chicks.
>waifuing when girls dont look any different than men
Aнимyc pacы гocпoд
You could have prevented this
COWGIRL CONFIRMED! KURT, PACK UP THE ERP MANUALS, WE'RE GOING BACK TO LIFEWEB!
the environment of being on a space station does not lend itself well to romantic stories... plus there is no incentive to sex anyways
that fire alarm play was pretty robust, 10/10 unfortunate the janitor went crit, hopefully you two were alright
probably because the only guys who actually attempt to pick up chicks in SS13 are neckbeards
and they're not even chicks, they're guys playing chicks. think about that. you're talking about guys being bad at picking up guys playing as girls.
considering I'm playing the girl in question, this is true.
Thats sad. And Hilarious.
in my opinion it is better if you have a good environment to role play... things like connection to a character is a must. also talking to girls in real world (and fucking them) however how ive seen people who play this type of game that is a very low population. it has gotten so bad that people even put up guides on "how to seduce women". somtimes its painfully obvious when i am trying to seduce a maid or a servant girl, and knowing in the back of my mind that a woman would never speak in such a way. go talk to trannies or girls or start injecting yourself with M2F hormone and you will become much better at roleplaying a girl
imo... you need a good story and environment for sexy time in this game... otherwise just go jack off and the feeling of need to do such a thing will not be there :)
>in a community where romantic relationships are frowned upon
>thinking anyone is going to flirt or court past meme level
>thinking there's a uniformity to the way girls speak
First they came for the s-s-s-skeletons, and I did not s-s-speak out—
Because I was not a s-skeleton.
Then they came for the vox, and I did not s-speak out—
Because I was not a vox.
Then they came for the greys, and I did not speak out—
Because I was-s-s not a grey.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to s-s-s-speak for me.