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Spessmen On A Space Station - /ss13g/

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Botany Edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>Probe shitposting
>Except none of it was Probe
>Just his very many various alter egos
>Lots of greytiding
>Panic Bunker

>NOSTALGIA SECTION
http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/ss13g/

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end. PANIC BUNKER ACTIVE
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.pomf.se/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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UNBAN ME
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xth for "Hydroponics" aka weed farmers
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You've been visited by the genie of bad sprites, post good sprites to wish him away, or be plagued by shit sprites forever more.
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3rd for stealing the QM's money
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>>118801659
we've had worse
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The biggest thing that bothers me about 2hotdogs is that he shitposts whenever he is banned or tries to get unbanned, and then proceeds to demand proof that he is the one who is shitposting. That is incredibly cowardly.

At least he can't deny his forum posts though.
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2002&start=10#p6299
>I see you as demons, wicked and foul who see the genuine users as food and play things. None of you are worthy of the position you force yourself into and you sure as shit aren't getting paid for this. Ban me or set me free my words will be heard forever and there isn't one of you who can stop my holy wrath against the evil in this world.
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>>118801659
needs a dark blue ponytail and beard and it's good
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>>118801528
You forgot to add the second server address to the OP. Lots of people cant connect to undo.it and keep posting in the thread about the big bad panic bunker keeping them out.
byond://158.69.55.2:7777
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Xth for more Memetale shit added in when
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>>118801585
ban he
>>118801812
turban*
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>>118801528
>>NOSTALGIA SECTION
>http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/ss13g/
Oh... Oh no...
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>>118801921
nigga how will you see his ponytail under the turban

every genie has a ponytail
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>>118801959
more of a topknot than a ponytail
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>>118801959
have it be toggleable or something
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>>118801659
If you could wish for anything in the game, what would you wish for?

I had the opportunity once but couldn't think of anything so I wished for a pack of cigarettes.
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>>118802058
genetics to be reworked or if it has to be an in game thing then a golden RCD that has been varedited to have 99,999/99,999 capacity.
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VOX
GIRLFRIEND
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>>118802448
That is one thing that you definitely don't joke about.
Many of us have had thoughts like that but we keep them that way, voicing though thoughts is enough to show probable cause for most admins to act, especially when there is previous evidence of it happening.
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>>118802480
>When a rooster is present and mates with the chicken, the chicken will store the deposited rooster sperm in a small internal pouch. As the newly forming egg passes by, it will be fertilized by this deposit of sperm. The egg will then develop the shell and be laid looking identical to an unfertilized egg.

huh.
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>>118802538
You're probably right, ill just drop it.
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Should a megacarp have similar colouration to regular carp, or should it be more purple like on other servers?
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>>118802863

dark purple
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So is 2hotdogs actually getting a reduced ban?
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>>118803437
no
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>>118803437
he's defeated 6 admins at the thunderdome so far
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>>118803437
Could you imagine?

Someone this full of drama and victimization. If he returned to staticnaming, every single person for some quick laughs just has to bully him for a little bit.
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>>118803437
If kingston actually got unbanned and is currently unbanned like I swore I heard a day or 2 ago, then I can see 2hotdogs getting unbanned as well in like 6 months to a year, depending on how much he shitposts.
If he keeps shitposting like he's been, then I am leaning more towards the year.
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>vamp got robusted by a crossdressing nurse and a vox chaplain

that's
sad
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>died three times in space trying to steal the hos jumpsuit
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You know it's time to take a break when medbay's lobby is a tea shop with two vox girls, a mime catgirl, a crossdressing slav and you are one of these characters.
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>>118803949
Chaplains are no joke against vamps, vox or not.
Resistant to most abilities and the null rod hurts like a bitch on top of nullifying your powers.
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>>118803985
but the fun is only beginning
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>>118803027
So, like this?

Pulled it from Paradise station I think
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>>118804068

looks fine

normal carp and the babys are pink/purple looking
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>>118804068
>>118804143
Space fish are stupid, turn them into proper alien things instead.
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>>118803985
Medbay was cute
CUTE
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>>118804180
>No we can't have new things, this is bad

>No we can't go off old things, this is bad

This general, we're gonna fucking stagnate at this rate.
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>>118804184
Oh yeah and the rest of the staff became clones of the a geneticist woman.
Medbay was incredibly girly.
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>>118804249
Even the chicken became her
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>>118804184
was I cute? t. crossdressing slav
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>>118804710
Kawaii as fug
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>>118802448
Know what's a really funny "joke"? You getting to play here. Know what an admin will never act on? Being stupid enough to let you play here. You have problems. Stop playing vidya and go get medical help.


>>118802163
Requested to be turned into a slime at round-start, after doing so murdered half the crew in cold-blood. Recommend against trying to do anything fun involving them. by DragonBro (Game Admin) on Sun, July 12th of 2015

Got killed as an antag, then as a diona, proceeded to loot his corpse of the antag items, and disable, cuff and strip a security officer after they attempted to arrest them for throwing a cleaver at them. Dragged the poor sod around for the latter half of the round. At some point, proceeded to murder somebody with his fireaxe because they disarmed them to attempt to stop them from stealing a body. Keep an eye on this one. by dragonbro (Game Admin) on Sun, July 26th of 2015

2015-08-04 00:00:00 | Bagil | niknakflak
"Pranked someone" by attempting to shave people's heads. Got attacked for it, attacked people back for it. Got arrested and given to the chef to be killed, and he killed the chef, and then was killed back for it. Shitty escalation but IC, just noting it here.

2015-08-12 00:00:00 | Bagil | saegrimr
Responded with IC in OOC about the above fight, accuses everybody of metagrudging him although its likely he is as well, especially against Alarmclock.

2015-08-13 00:00:00 | Bagil | summoner99
Banned for 1440 minutes - Murdered the Warden and spaced them for a empty threat of being gulaged next time. Take a break for the day and calm down.

2015-08-30 14:58:33 | Sybil |
Banned from Assistant - Disarmed the HoS fnr, stunned him, and tried to strip him, later robbed detective and used his gear to 'get revenge' on the HoS by stunning and cuffing him for arresting him and trying to execute him over the earlier tidey nonsense. Round was nuke ops.
cont
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>>118804864
Holy shit fucking no. admins, keep him the hell away from us. Nearly half a year, pretty much the same cancerous attitude and problems that nobody should have to put up with and a victim complex when he's such a raging asshole no shit people hate him. Fuck him
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>>118804180
nigga they are alien things

space carp is probably just a nickname since space barracuda doesn't roll off the tongue

space piranha doesn't sound so bad though
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>>118804864
Wow you really don't like that guy.

You okay, anon?
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>>118805538
The carp is a DF reference
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>>118805569
We don't need more greytiding murdershitters that cry that people are metagrudging him as he repeatedly metagrudges, threatens metagrudges, constantly killbaits, constantly harasses security, breaks in everywhere stealing shit and attacking people trying to get their stuff back.. We don't need more faggots back to make the rounds even more shit than they already are.
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>report plasmaflood early
>nigger captain and shitcurity accuse me of doing it
>captain fucks off instead of letting me into atmos to fix it
>caw ruses us and claims it was accidental so captain fucks off

GOD DAMN IT
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>>118804710
I'm waiting. t. someone else
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>>118805795
>Needing help to go anywhere or do anything
Shit, take 2 pieces of metal and you can just spacewalk into atmos in your johnnies.
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>>118805793
there were a few rounds with 10+ assistants while there were empty jobs this weekend

the pain
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>calling the shuttle over a station-wide routine plasma test
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>>118805793
If he gets unbanned it's because he has been doing well on bay. If he can not get notes/bans on bay, he can do it here to.

Barring that, we can always just ban him again.
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>>118805857
you have to give me time, i'm nervous
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>>118805795
Can also just drag the fuel tank to where distro peeps out of atmos and detonate it with an IED/assembly. Or become an hero and blow it up manually to try and save what you can.
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>Become borer
>Give host hyperzine
>Bwoink
DeadPoolJ: Ayy fam you just poisoned your host 12 units is the limit.
Admins who know what they're doing, when?
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>>118805925
What's the worst that can happen?
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>>118805870
caw please go
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>>118805945
i am worst admin, this is not news to me
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>>118805959
i embarass myself
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>>118805945
#define REAGENTS_OVERDOSE 30

/datum/reagent/hyperzine
name = "Hyperzine"
id = "hyperzine"
description = "Hyperzine is a highly effective, long lasting, muscle stimulant."
reagent_state = LIQUID
color = "#C8A5DC" // rgb: 200, 165, 220
custom_metabolism = 0.03
overdose = REAGENTS_OVERDOSE/2

Deadmin when?

>>118805923
Only time he wasn't getting notes was cause he was banned or not playing. I expect a lot of not playing and being braindead during his bay tenure just to fly under the radar. When the full featured flavor of vg hits him, he'll begin the griff all over again.
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>>118806021
There's nothing to be embarrassed of. Except it's hella gay, but who cares.
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>>118805993
I personally like you
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>>118806052
Then that's what happens and you can say you were right.
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>>118806072
thanks
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>>118806052
>I expect a lot of not playing and being braindead during his bay tenure just to fly under the radar.

So he's going to play on bay correctly then?

Everyone i see on bay logs on, plays for 30 minutes, then goes braindead.
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>>118806090
I'd rather he doesn't get to come back and ruin any rounds at all.
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>>118806196
Why do you assume i want to ruin rounds?

I'm actually trying to follow rules and do the non-shitty thing here. If i wanted to continue being a shitter i would just evade. I actually want to play the game correctly with other people.
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>>118806376
Because of a consistent history of 4nogudreason killbaiting and greytiding going back 4 months broken only by bans and when you couldn't be bothered to show up to be the tumor killing spaceman rounds
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>>118806472
Yeah and guess what, i feel bad for it.

I don't know what i can say that's going to persuade you to believe me, and really i don't care, but it's true.
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>>118806546
Nothing you can say can persuade me and i'd prefer you never get to come back. Make peace with your toolbox gods and learn to like bay or just quit for good. You'll be lie about yourself as much as it takes to get back.
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>>118806651
I can't really lie my way into a recommendation from a bay admin though, anon.
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>>118806059
yes, but you've done this before. I haven't.
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>>118806704
Anyone can play the good goy for a bit. Especially if they don't give themselves much of a chance to start shit.
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>>118806805
I can see this is going nowhere, thanks for your concerns though.
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>>118806376
I want to believe you, but you seem unable to like, handle the game. If I were to believe you I'd think it wasn't your fault because this game does do things to people.

It's pretty rare that you need empathy to play a game, I think. But spess is a game where you need empathy to play, at least it's that way on our server. Metagrudging, metagaming, killbaiting, not escalating properly in-character, IC OCKing, they're all signs that you aren't spessman material. Sometimes you're expected to get the short end of the stick, to get shit on, to lose. For a lot of players, that's an important part of the fun. It's the cost of playing a game as unique as SS13, you can't just play it like GTA(unless you get antag).

I think the only way for you to get better would be a reverse jobban, something like being locked into a role like botanist or doctor, a role where you're expected to service and help people. It's the part of the game you don't seem to grasp.
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>>118807007
As a different anon, I did more non-antag murder as a botanist than in any other role. Even security. I don't know what it is about plants but there's always some dude that wants to just fuck your shit up and thinks there's nothing serious that'll happen to him as punishment. Then he's burgers before sec even shows up.
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>>118807007
That's a good way to explain it.

>I think the only way for you to get better would be a reverse jobban

Interesting idea, i had a similar idea which is why i play almost exclusively cargo and science now. The only problem is nobody ever comes to cargo on bay, and the slow server makes science a bitch for me.
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>>118807192
Gotta flash your hatchet at niggas, let them know you're strapped.
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>>118807312
Nah, never brandish. If they're gonna be a nigger gotta look weak so they're not on the ball. Then inescapably wrap them up in your upupdowndownleftrightleftrightstartselectatl-f4 combo
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Okay, just got on bay, and I gotta say, not much to it.

>Tickrate's slow as anything
>Engineering is shit
>Pretty damn dead, and clueless antags
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>>118807459
This is because no validhunters and sec is lazy fucks
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>>118806741
>I haven't
That's exactly how I like them.
Besides, I don't do it as much as you think.
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>>118807196
Try being constructive with your cargo abilities. Build a cafe or a club or something, try to learn to take pleasure in the small stuff.

Sometimes completing a project is its own reward.
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>>118807459
>clueless antags
as antag you are not allowed to kill whoever you want, destroy the station, or otherwise act like an antag. You don't even get objectives.
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Here's an idea for a game mode, especially since its October
Slasher mode
Have an antag that is specifically about murdering the station. However they can only use a melee weapon (of their choice of knives and axes etc).
The catch is they're slasher movie resilient meaning they can shrug off stuns and knockdowns entirely or faster, do more damage on hit or grab and have a few spells (Dread slows players and makes them clumsy in an aoe, can temp disable lights or cause doors to jam, etheral jaunt for appearing behind people)
The slasher also doesn't stay dead, as the objective of the crew is either to survive or find the slasher's totem item and destroy that, but instead will rapidly heal from death after a short time.
If they're injured they heal slowly but get a huge heal when they kill someone. Alternately, they get stronger the more kills they get/heads they carry. If their body is destroyed it takes longer but they'll respawn on their totem at half health. If the totem is destroyed or removed from the station, the slasher will lose their powers and become vulnerable or outright die permanently.

I know a lot of antags are already like this but just an idea for a variant
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>>118807534
I've tried sprucing up cargo but i didn't want to get in trouble for making big changes because i wasn't an engineer, so i mostly just hand out food and make the floors nice.
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>>118807535
Oh god, its literal hugbox
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>>118807608
Teamwork. Try to get some nerds to help.
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>>118807604
Get insulated gloves and know chemistry.
I've done the gimmick a couple times. It's fun. Especially as ling that ate monkeyhumans for more power and used a knife for extended fighting
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>>118807632
Once i got someone to help me put up some walls and doors, but everyone else is usually "busy".

>>118807630
Kinda, there are fights and people do die, but killing someone requires extreme justification.
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>>118807604
Are you not smart, don't you?
Because you forgot about welding in locker and throwing said locker in space or singularity
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>>118807608
Yeah, I don't know how things really work on Bay.

Is moving around walls as a non-engineer not allowed? What kinda crates do they have, and how strict is ordering shit?
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>>118807604
If it can be stunned or slept for more than a split second then if they survive the first encounter they can re-equip to keep them down long enough
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>>118807794
Boring, how about looped disposal pipes?
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>>118807804
I'm still trying to figure out what all the crates contain, but there are a ton of them.

and yes, if you don't go into your character screen and add some engineering skills you can get in trouble for doing engineering stuff.
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>>118807910
Add some engineering skills, nigga.

Construction is fun
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>>118807898
Gets stuck eventually and some stupid fuck lets them out. Lords above there is always THAT guy who doesn't pay a fuckingl ick of attention then fucks everything up while we've been busting our balls trying to put then keep the murdershitters down.
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>>118807910
I gotta be honest, that just sounds fucking awful.
If I want to take a fucking wall down I'm doing it.
I suppose I don't know how to flip a light switch without a point in common sense either?
Fuck that shit.
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>>118808070
Yeah i'm not fond of it, more people die because people have to RP not knowing anything than from antags in my experience.
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>>118807910
http://wiki.baystation12.net/Supply_Crates
?
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>>118808310
Oh cool, thanks.

I've only used the wiki to read the rules and check out a few job related things.
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>>118808381
You're a fag and I hope you choke to death on your vomit in your sleep
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>>118808440
th-thanks
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>>118807898
Fun but not effective as burning him in crematorium or annihilating him in singularity, but i would prefer chloral and straightjacket
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>>118801836
We already have cinnamon pies and Flowey paintings. What more do you fucktards need to be satisfied?
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I'M THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
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>>118808594
>Straight jacketed slasher jaunts behind you then bumps into you ineffectually
fund it
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>>118808618
a race of goat people
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>>118807535
Mate, I've just been standing with a head of staff as a syndie came into view with a hostage for negotiations, Syndie was slow on the draw, so the CMO blew his bloody head off, gibbing the poor sods head in the process so RIP forever Syndie, and now there's LOOC arguments and AdminPM's abound.
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>>118808618
All the clothing the NPCs on the game wear + all the usable items there are
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>>118808440
Man you REALLY do not like that guy, do you?
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>>118808702
CMO is probably going to get a note or something
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>>118808683
You mean Boss Monster people, you turbo nerd
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>tfw you want to spess but you also want to write some code for it and you know you can't do both.
Also, who was working on a genetics revamp and hows it going?
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>>118809051
Sit in the library then write code on paper
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>>118807691
I was thinking if possible also having horror variants.
Like Mothers head (Jason)
+80-90% brute resistance
+60-70% burn resist
+immune to toxins
+huge damage and break obstacles basically a Juggernaut on crack
+Can't be stunned except by gunfire/explosives
+electric grates can't kill you but can stun you
-slow as fuck
-start retarded (but mute and legs don't give out)
-cant equip additional items except oxygen tanks other than your starter kit
-can suffocate into unconscious (though will revive in time)
-no guns and can't activate stun items etc

Burned corpse (Freddie)
+completely ethereal
+fast and can teleport to players*
+fast and varied attacks
+can tamper with certain things
+produces various chems (mind breaker/spirit breaker, soporific )
+regens fast and can't be drugged
-can only harm victims when they're asleep
-no additional resistances if attacked on astral plane (chaplains and such)
- can't relocate totem unless players are possessed?
-totem can only be dragged
>>118807794
Could also have it where they can break restraints quickly or break/exit lockers freely (how often does a slasher monster get locked in someplace only to be gone the next time theyre checked on. Singulo again would just destroy the body where they can respawn on their totem. Also could have it that trying to stun lock the monster just enrages it and makes future stuns in effective, so it'd be better to time stuns and book it.
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>>118809051
I think he said he stopped after seeing http://wiki.ss13.co/Guide_to_Genetics?

something about how it was pretty much what he envisioned, but realized he didn't like it after seeing it fleshed out
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>>118809108
I suppose I could do that as a coderbus chaplain and offer it in tribute.
Excellent idea, bless you my child, may swift compiles be upon you.
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>>118809228
That was me actually, I envisioned the base pairs being swapped out but not like that, they've gone a bit too far with it into fallout computer hacking areas which drive me fucking insane how tedious they are.
I think it was N3X15 working on it?
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!!!SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF POMF'S HOME MUST SEE!!!
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You're playing a seemingly normal round when a borg breaks into genetics and smashes 3 windows for an autoborger. The AI announces that it has received assistance from centcom to speed up the wild rides horrid turnover rate. What do you do?
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>>118809051
You can code and play, I do both

Granted, it's hard to find time for each now that grad school has started, but I find it's easiest if you work on small PRs, those give you more time to play.
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>>118809567
I was in a shift like that except it was in front of cryo

We arrested the AI and made it sit in the brig for 3 minutes for creating a workplace hazard
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>>118807524
but I've literally NEVER done it, so I'll just look like a bland, un-fun twat. Or something.
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>>118809715
I loved that round so much. It reignited my faith in man

Whati f it wasn't badly placed?
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>>118809824
>>118807524
are you guys talking about-

AW SICK
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>>118809567
make a few beakers of thermite and IEDs and put them in a crate labeled "IN CASE OF ROBOT UPRISING"

sunglasses too if I can get them
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>>118809824
I wouldn't worry about that, honestly. Nothing's expected of you, and whatever you might say, being bland should be the least of your concerns.
>>118809940
Shh.
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>>118809529
mmaximum pidorashka
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>>118810065
IED's are horse shit. Make 10 200u explosion grenades on a 1s fuse. You'll break an actuator if you're close or gib if hit him with it right as it detonates. Can also get synth flashes from robotics. I think it's like 3-4 per borg. Put in some booze for painkillers and weapons too
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>spawn as MD even though my preferences were assistant only
>go to CMO and ask for demotion, he tells me to fuck off, I drop my things and go greytide mode
>fuck around, nothing happens, decide to fuck with security because I have a privilage as a proud member of the grey
>break in with spear, run around the sec guard with spear, *I didn't even hit him once*, not even bothering to dodge tasers
>he tasers me, I scream some memes about patriarchy because of theme-fitting jumpsuit, and go full retard screaming because I wanted perma
>he blindfolds and muffles me in solitary, welp
>after some time he cut my leg off and fucks around in many ways (instead of doing his job)
>get turned into a furry-dog, get disgusted a litttle bit at the poor taste of admins
>metal gear memes by badmins
>bwoink admin only "lmao 10/10", he gets autistic
>Get B&
>„In what was very likely his very first round, at round start, bumrushed security with a spear, broke in, and tried to kill the only security for no reason. Fuck off.”
Hahha HOLY SHIT. A MEMECAUST. Banpage shows I was banned by iagfprmf but it was mrpain666 who got butthurt, too. I

This is hilarious. Are some admins legitimately fucking autistic? Not even memeing. Just how fucking autistic someone needs to be to ban me over a literal joke, PERMANENTLY, WITH NO NOTES, NO BWOINKS, NOT EVEN ONCE HAVE THEY ASKED for an explanation. I could ban evade but I don't want to play with a bunch of autistic admins, even if players are cool. Sasuga admins. Even baystation that you redirect me to isn't this retarded m8s. Autism in-fucking-carnate. Sorry I'm not taking your game too seriously! Some fucking people.
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>>118810269
what's the codephrase to use IC? do you emote foot taps under bathroom stalls?
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>>118810293
Nigger fuck off. We got real shit to handle. Not be tard wranglers
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>>118810269
I just want to reassure you that we all know who you are and that you're hella fucking gay so why bother with spoilers
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>>118810293
This post is concentrated autism

Chill out nigga it's a 2D game
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>>118810451
Ok.___________________________________________________________________
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>>118810431
>We got real shit to handle
kek
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>>118810293
If you want the server to be completely different as you describe then you should definitely go back to lebbid
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>>118810282
>Make 10 200u explosion grenades on a 1s fuse

That sounds like a good way to kill at least 10 crewmembers

Booze is a good idea. I was thinking maybe gas masks and a pill bottle of leporazine too. Synth flashes would be risky to acquire, but might be the best bet.
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>>118810293
If you can't roleplay as a spaceman who is an assistant to this degree then no thanks. You knew exactly what you were doing considering you built a spear. You knew exactly why what you did was wrong as evidenced by your ahelp. You clearly don't want to play our game, so you've been pushed out the door.

>>118810628
They're 1,2,4 iirc. In a robot uprising, people who can't handle a little thin air are already dead. their fate doesn't matter

Not risky at all, beg/steal an Id and go nuts in robotics.
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>>118810732
The AI would be watching science like a hawk
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>>118810498
>Chill out nigga it's a 2D game
Precisely why I posted it. I consider it hilarious someone could ban me permanently over this
>>118810573
You seem to not understand how context works considering you can't figure out what I mean by this post (admins need to be retarded to ban me over petty shit like this with no previous offences). Diagnosis? Autism, possibly high-functioning.
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>>118810293
>I drop my things and go greytide mode
>>fuck around, nothing happens, decide to fuck with security because I have a privilage as a proud member of the grey
NOT WELCOME
O
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>>118810890
You're getting way too worked up over this, just go play on Hippie and save yourself an hour of arguing to people who don't give a shit
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>>118810890
a lot of people like you come through. it's kinda become a zero-tolerance thing for people with no history on the serb to immediately start fucking shit up for no reason.

a permaban appeal probably would've gotten your ban lessened before you came here to call the decision autistic and spout memes though.
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>>118810824
You got gloves and internals in a firesuit and flash protection on your eyes. If you want to be that paranoid you can deconstruct everywhere It can't do jack shit to you that you can't escape from. If you want to be ultra-paranoid you can put a space suit in a locked personal lockers and that way you're never 30 seconds from getting out of a fire/vent and into space.
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>>118810732
I wouldn't give a single shit if not for your vague shit, zero warnings, zero FUCKING NOTHING.

I BROKE LITERALLY NO RULES.
LITERALLY NONE. LOOK THEM UP YOURSELF. Why would I get banned over vague shit like "you clearly don't want to play your game", when I broke no rules? Something tells me this is a hard circlejerk. Wouldn't surprise me if you mirror /tg/ bans :^)
And my ahelp was supposed to be a small bravo toward an admin for actually making it fun, until I got fucking banned for no real reason.

>any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident.
Oh, nice. Nice indeed. 10/10;
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Here's an idea

>Improved T-Ray Scanner
>Can be toggled to search for just pipes, or just wires
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>>118811242
>circlejerk
>mirror bans

you dropped your buzzwords too early, now any smart admin has hidden your posts
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>>118811242
There's a rule on that while no individual act the sum total of your actions can result in your ban. In short, you were greytiding, breaking security things as non-antag, and memespouting simply because you can.You clearly have no interest in even loosely playing SS13. You've clearly displayed your intent. Why does he need to warn you? You know what you're doing is shit.

Then give a bravo instead of further memespouting.
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>>118811474
>>118811363
Why are you still replying to kilkun's new account?
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>>118811517
it's his old account now
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>>118811554
Sticky bane when?
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>>118811517
>>118811554
>>118811363
>buzzwords
kek, you're like COINTELPRO
It was my first day on your /vg/-circlejerk station. Sorry I'm stating the true, probably they guy you're speaking of saw this as well. I'm willing to bet all the people responding to me calling me a shitter are somehow affiliated with the circlejerk and play at least since months ago. All is left is for you to use a trip, like one of the guys who responded to me. He doesn't even have a reason to use it. Don't worry I won't play on your shit-station.
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>>118811798
We get a lot of pubbie griefers. They show up and attack people, start fires, bomb stuff, greytide and loot/attack sec, damage the birg 4noraisin. And they get chucked right back out the door. You looked like it so you got banned like it.
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>>118811798
nobody is going to have sympathy for you because you know nothing about how to behave on our server. you should'v actually played the game and not greytided now everyone hates you.
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>>118810890
>jump on server just to grey tide
>only grey tide
>new to server
>spouts memes and acting antagonistic for no raisin

Enjoy that dank ban mate. Trolling for the sake of trolling is stale and old hat now.
are you Dip or they 1u cryomix guybecause either way fuck off
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>>118812534
>the 1u cryomix guy

you've re-triggered me
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>>118812534
I woke up screaming last night cause I had a nightmare about that. Fuck you for reminding me faggot
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Dinosaur Station 13 when?
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>>118809165
I like this idea tbh, there aren't really any good slasher movie games. For once I'd like an antag that only cares about fucking people up. Jason would be perfect, Jason X perhaps even?
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>>118813191
I'm running a dinosaur station right now, I'll give you the IP after this round of CowRP
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Post songs for the jukebox
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euhgMBgTB34
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud6LiVJkwyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGi2Nt-GTF4
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbih0Loe5HY
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How do you make Nuka cola quantums?
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>>118814693

anything from lazerhawk

synthwave playlist when
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>>118809165
He shouldnt be that powerful, we do not need murderboning wizzard
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>>118812534
>1u cryomix guy
That sounds horrible and i wasn't even there.
Story time?
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So, I've been kicking around the idea of trying to code a Science cyborg module. What do you think about this?

>A "Science Snatcher" that is capable of holding one of any object at a time, but not actually DOING anything with it. Functions similar to the Sheet Snatcher or Plant Bag, and is used for moving objects into the destructive analyzer or other similar machines
>Something similar to the previous module, or perhaps a part of it, that allows the borg to load sheets of materials into machines. I'm not so sure about this one, but I know it's something that science borgs should be able to do
>Device analyzer for assisting mechanics with acquiring hard-to-get machine and device scans thanks to borgs having all access
>Rapid parts exchanger for upgrading machines
>Beaker (for sulphuric acid), but no syringe or dropper, to prevent it from being too versatile and putting mediborgs out of business
>Crowbar for power outages and because it's standard for borgs
>Wrench for wrenching/unwrenching machines, industrial scrubbers, and canisters to assist in toxins
>Foam fire extinguisher for putting out plasma fires
>Regular fire extinguisher for activating monkey cubes without freezing the damn room
>The ability to click and drag dead slimes and monkeys into the slime processor and monkey recycler, the way that mediborgs can drag patients into cloners and cryo
>A GPS, for telescience

Things I'm not so sure about:
>Any other tools, at the risk of encroaching too much upon engiborgs, though it would ostensibly need them in some cases
>Rapid pipe dispenser to assist with toxins
>Industrial dropper and/or syringe, at the risk of encroaching too much upon mediborgs, though I guess if it's going to be capable of xenobio, it NEEDS a syringe
>Should it have any xenoarch capability?
>Temperature gun, for xenobiology, and because nobody ever uses them otherwise
>Emagged module: should it be an emagged temperature gun, a hand tele, or a portal gun?
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>>118816676
i dig it. i've been wanting a science borg for a long, long time.
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>>118816676
Its a talking mommi
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>>118816873
It can't vent crawl, it has borg laws, it can't make machines, it can't repair things

It's not a talking MoMMI, it's a science borg. MoMMI's are autistic assholes.

>>118816676
Give it xenoarch capability as an upgrade. Have it require diamond and such, but give it the excavation drill that you can set the height of how far you're digging, so it won't have to deal with the crappy aspects of switchin xeno picks all the time.

Make sure they're able to interact with field generators. At the moment you need to ID swipe a field generator before you can use it, that might trouble a borg since no ID.
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>>118816676
Code it.
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>>118816676
Play a carbon or no. It's enough of a headache dealing with science crewman. I don't want silicon crewman
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>>118817608
Silicon crew men are sci fi
This is a sci fi game
Would you prefer more stupid fantasy bullshit?
Fuck off with your shit.
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>>118816676
>Want to help with material sheets, plus want crowbar, wrench, foam extinguisher, normal extinguisher
>Even considering RPD + other tools
Way too engiborg, also you're trying to make it do everything in science, which is not right. Cyborgs are supposed to have advantages and disadvantages. For instance, engiborgs can't repair APCs on their own, and mediborgs can't do virology or insert brains.

I would be cool with a Xenoarch borg, though, as a counterpart to the mining borg. That's more specialized and less "trying to do everything at once." Xenoarch alone requires enough items for a full cyborg module.
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>>118817056
>>118817547
Yeah, I'll get git set up with the bleeding edge code today. I don't have much confidence, but I can at least try.

I'm gonna give it the temperature gun, after all, and I'll have to do a few scientist rounds to get the feel for xenoarch before I feel confident coding anything related to it. Emag will give them a hand tele and unlock the temperature gun's safeties. No portal gun, since Deity wants it to be admin-only for now and it still has some issues.

Xenoarch should probably be an upgrade.

>>118817732
I don't think it should have an RPD or other tools. It was something I was thinking about, but thought was maybe a bad idea. I dunno about the foam extinguisher. You're right, that's sort of an engineering thing. It has no material synthesizer. I never even mentioned one. I'm talking about the ability to load existing sheets, not create them out of nothing.

No RPD, no other tools, no foam extinguisher, then. Also, most borgs have regular fire extinguishers, so I don't see how it having a fire extinguisher is "way too engiborg".
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>>118817732
Mediborgs can do ghetto virology surprisingly well. Especially if one of the monkeyhumans has O- blood.


>>118818224
No. An upgrade is badwrong. It slows everything down for no good reason. It costs minerals we either don't have or don't want to be blowing on frivolous shit. If it needs research then he has to sit on his ass.
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I want to role play as an Indian tech support specialist, how do I shit on the floor?
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxlrgCTOOvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR5xTgMwpiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
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>>118819379
Every one of these please, finally someone who isn't 100% pleb is making song suggestions.
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1utss796g
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>>118818224
>and it still has some issues
such as?
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>>118811798
>I-I didn't w-want to play on your shit server anyway!
>*cries*
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>>118818224
Portal Guns will be available for science after the economy update (only part 1 got merged) they're gonna be Nanotrasen tech level 2 tier, which will be a reward from admins to science divisions that do a good job.

On that topic, imo science really doesn't need borgs. That's just my opinion, and borgs really shouldn't be able to do everything that humans can do either.
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On a completely unrelated topic, I actually wasn't expecting the Economy update part 1 to be merged so soon. How are you guys getting used to virtual wallets? Did you use some of the new features? Please give me some feedback.
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>>118820681
Nobody is using them
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>>118820715
Great! that means I can keep experimenting without bothering anyone.
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>>118820681
there's still not much to use money on

but now there's more incentive to make things to spend money on, so that's a very good thing
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>>118820776
As long as your money doesn't carry over to the next round and isn't useful for anything (except cargo, but they get a lot of free money already), nobody will really care.
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>>118820776
whats the money good for?
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>>118821292
vending machines
pda terminals
merch computers
cargo supply packs
casino machines
poker tables
anything else you can think off

they might have a role in some upcoming traitor objectives.
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>>118821450
wallets are in, but are salaries?
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>>118821450
Suit storage units that require money to rent out suits when?

Public access autolathe in EVA behind a windoor that you need to put credits into to open when?

t. idea guy
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>>118821561
not yet. Salaries, bonus job objectives, Centcomm exports, will be in the next update.

Hopefully I'd like to add more stuff to the merch computer as well, using all those unused sprites in the game files.
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>>118811242
>>any admin of Game Master rank or above may decide to ban you simply based on your attitude and general behavior without having to cite any specific incident.
>Oh, nice. Nice indeed. 10/10;

That is some massive bullshit right there.
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>>118821940
except bans and logs are public
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>>118822012
k
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>Why can admins ban me if I didn't banbait

If your behavior is so unquestionably shit you end up singled out by the adminbus and the server alike, you might end up with a Rule 0 ban. That's how it has always worked around here

Appeal on the forums to get into a civil discussion with the headmins, including the one who banned you. If that doesn't work, you can appeal to Pomf, or just go play on another server until you can prove you aren't a fucking dickweed as the banning admin estimated

Shitting up the thread is the quickest way to not have a Rule 0 ban lifted, we have a forum for a reason
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>>118816519
Sure. I was the other Chemist that shift.

>Guy joins midround, I've already got most of the basic chems going
>Keep to myself, figuring he's just doing his own thing as well
>Notice he's making 1u Anti-Tox pills, and running them over one at a time
>I go to help correct him, but Yahir goes over and flips out at him
>The guys spergs and starts memeing at him ('shut up oldfag', etc)
>I whisper to Yahir that we dunk him after Yahir easily snags his ID
>He actually does it the absolute madman
>But fails to flush him so he just throws him out
>Later gets his ID back somehow(?)
>Comes back in, ignore him as he's coming across as a big shitter still
>I check the fridge one time when he's loading it from the outside
>1u Cryoxedone pill
>Fucking what
>I pull it out and show it to another doctor
>They laugh and I put it back, guy just fumes and memes a bit more
>After the round ends I tell people to check the fridge
>There's now 2u Cryoxedones in there too

He then went on to say in the thread that because Yahir was 'hostile' to him that he never wanted to ask for help, when Yahir was the one pointing out what he was doing wrong and then got memed at for it.
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>>118810924

I'm here to stay
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>>118810924
Shiggy, I'd rather have greytide 24/7 than your flirtatious ass shitting the place up.
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>>118822448
I dunno man, Yahir can be pretty hostile

Another time there was a chemist who was a little slow. Didn't use the bluespace beakers that were available, didn't check what sprite each pill in the fridge had, that kinda thing. Just not the best chemist.

I watched Yahir stand next to her and call her an idiot for like 5 minutes. Just straight up "Hey idiot. Everyone look at this idiot, she's so dumb. What an idiot." It was funny as fuck but man, getting gud around Yahir isn't easy.
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>>118823349
That sounds a tad bit autistic and pathetic.
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>>118821450
>$$$ tator objective
i like that because it adds metaknowledge and ease of valid hunting since we know nobody uses it except for greentext
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>>118823650
>Start hassling people for money
>Bait validhunters into chasing me
>Get the banned

Sounds like fun
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>>118823650
I can't wait to ban the first guy who kills a non-antag because he was using an ATM, haha.
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>>118823650
It'd probably be more of a focus on stealing IDs

which everyone does
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>>118823858
"Ensure everyone who leaves on the shuttle has at least $1,000"
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By the way I said money related ANTAG objectives. So it's not gonna be something cheesy as "get X" money, but more something like "Empty the station account's funds bellow X value and send X credits to the syndicate from ATMs using account to account transactions. (The Syndicate will have a secret proxy bank account in the database)
Valid hunters will need printed proof that someone has sent money to the syndicate.
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>>118824082
>be tator
>stealing another player's account credentials
>making the fund transfer to the syndicate using their account
>print the logs and accuse them publicly of being syndicate agents

yes please.
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>>118823858
do you honestly not know how much of this already occurs? everyone knows the objectives.

there was a story in the last thread about how a tator asked for "glorious" death and nobody killed him, allowing him to do as he pleased?


are you this unironically out of touch?
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>>118824082
I for one look forward to people validhunting me for using an ATM when all I wanted was some cash for cargo pizza cause the guy is a newb
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>>118824340
>do you honestly not know how much of this already occurs?
Considering the game doesn't have such thing as a Syndicate bank account yet, I can say with confidence that this never happenned.
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>>118823762
more like
>use money system
>"X just tried to charge me for a wrench" is heard on intercom
>AI notices
>doors bolt around you
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>>118824340
>tator asked for "glorious" death and nobody killed him, allowing him to do as he pleased?

isn't that kind of a counter example of what you're saying?
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>>118824638
His objective was to survive.
They used their meta knowledge and let him live due to reverse psychology.
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>>118824468
so you just straight up are on cruise control not even reading what anybody says as well as not knowing how anyone plays?

i have been killed on sight for possession of a locker. do you know why? because people use this meta knowledge that you so haphazardly build into the game.
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>>118824638
i need a translator to phrase this in terms someone from reddit who doesnt play here can understand. how do you say greentext in lebbid?
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>>118824082
>muh validhunters
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>>118824783
>i have been killed on sight for possession of a locker.

yeah that doesn't happen anywhere near regularly

in fact it probably would have gotten the killer banned
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>>118824580
Tell it to unbolt, law 2

If it refuses, ahelp, banbanban
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>>118824921
you imply that it wasnt a borg on asimov and that I'm not completely burned out from getting mocked and insulted by friendmins on the ban forums
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>>118825031
I'm implying you're a bored shitposter
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>>118825008
hahaha no law one faggot
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>>118825031
post links :^)
oh wait, you're just a shitposter
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>>118825008
>ah yeeeee gotta get this guy banned

Chill out, reddit.
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>>118825157
im pretty sure youre just a typical contrarian or even better you dont play much or dont know much of what goes on.
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>>118825170
Try it faggot
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>>118825334
>doesnt know whats contained in logs and what isnt
>constantly shitposts "hurr durr post logs"
wow ive never seen this gimmick before. hold on let me spend an hour on that so you can insult me behind your veil of anonymity whereas I *MUST* give you my ckey in order to point out a common occurance
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>>118825557
You have no more credibility than I do.
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>>118810293

i got banned from mmi because badpyromancer told his admin friend that i took his corpse, that was lying in space map 4 for 10 minutes, trying to find someone that can take him back to the station. after some interactions with the admins, i shoot his fucking corpse into space with 10000kpa, slamming him into a mining asteroid 4 maps further, totally disintegrating him.

okay guys, i know mmis dont interact with humans at all, but cmon, this is plain retarded and abusing of powers.

its abusing of powers, and thats pretty much all that is.
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>>118825557
>asimov borg killed me for dragging a locker
>i didn't ahelp it and now I'm salty as fuck
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>>118825802
I always had a feeling Bob was a cockmongler.
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>>118819379
These are good
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>>118825802
since we're all coming forward, I've also had admins metagrudge me.

as a medical doctor I would throw people in the advanced scanner and tell them their bones were broken or that their organs were damaged. if I could convince them, I beheaded them and hid their heads in maintenance. I guess one of them was an admin who "forgot" to deadmin himself before playing, because I was banned immediately after and got told to appeal on the forums.

right, like I'm going to jump through hoops so the metaclub can laugh and high five each other.
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>>118825913
>>118825802
first of all, what adminfriend? most of them aren't very fond of me.
second of all, I didn't ahelp shit, I just joined the chorus of ghosts watching you going "haha what the fuck is this mommi doing"
third of all,
>ALL I DID WAS BREAK THE RULES WHY DID I GET PUNISHED"
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>>118825557
>>118826289
Logs or it didn't happen
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>>118814693
emagged list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93YbvXa4Bhk

bar list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpgtGDwsRs
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>caw
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>>118826369
It could mean only one thing: one of them wants your dick.

With great power comes great responsibility.

I am sorry for calling you a cockmongler, Bob.
Could you ever look into your heart to forgive me?
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>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liEHDMrnUcc
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Why do you people need to murder each other so badly?
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>>118826518
More of a reason why non-antag vox a shit.
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>>118826579
Busting makes me feel good
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>>118826579
Punching a nerd in the head until he collapses from brain damage and blood loss is a good feeling.
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>>118826523
I will forgive you. However, please note, I do not mongle cocks, I merely inspect and judge them.
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>>118826518
remove
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>>118826369
Talk is free. It costs nothing to lie. Why go through the trouble of proving what you're saying when you can just keep on shitposting?

Never-fuckin-mind Xenonia was both warned and banned yesterday.
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>>118826579
It feels damn good, bayby.
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>>118826652
Speaking of
>>118814693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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>>118826780
Dont be silly. Admins hate him and in fact we ignore all his ahelps and call him names in msay
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>>118826780
>Never-fuckin-mind Xenonia was both warned and banned yesterday.

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

That guy was a huge faggot in the thread.
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>be meme bird
>decide its time to fuck around with someone
>see janitor
>ohboy
>disarm, steal janitcart
>drive around for like 10 seconds
>suddenly fire alarms
>hes using fire alarms to trap me
>im in arrivals now, fire alarms down
>this is it
>im not going to jail nigga not again
>fucking ride the janicart out the airlock
>chug the DD i had in my backpack
>realize janicart doesn't work in space, it starts floating away
>EJECT EJECT
>pull jetpack i found on the floor earlier out of my backpack
>blast away
>suddenly space carp
>make my way all the way to escape in space without a spacesuit on
>blast though the airlock with carp behind me
>janitor is already there mad as fuck
>i go into crit
>carp targets janitor
>he goes into crit
>i get out of crit because DD juice

>my fucking face when all of that
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>>118826579
>guy following me with cablecuffs in his hand
>set intent to harm, aim for mouth
>he runs up to me
>PUNCH HIM IN THE TEETH
>ONE HITTER QUITTER, KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
>START WAILING ON HIS HEAD
>he gets up and runs in the opposite direction, dripping blood

I almost never fight people and I have nearly every antag role turned off, but goddamn do I feel why people murderbone.
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If I can't have meme skeletons how come shitters can have meme birds?
Fuck you Rei.
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>>118827042
jesus christ that is some 10/10 shenanigans anon
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>>118826376
you are very poor at reading critically. it is not my agenda to change anything only to point out that more lame features will result is more meta knowledge for everyone (everyone who actually plays not just thread white knights)
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>3 hour round
>no security during any of it
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>>118827189
Every game is fork in my pocket, target eyes.
It's a case of disarm disarm disarm then wielding the fork and getting off some damage. Pull a fire alarm and run away disarming until they start having major problems.

Not that I'm robust at all, I've just have to duke off too many cargonians recently to be comfy.
Why is cargo the new valid hunting assistant?
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>>118820016
I can't tell you, or the next time he spawns it into a round, you might kill the serb.

>>118820534
It's just my opinion that your opinion is stupid and also fuck you, no seriously, I love you Deity,but still fuck you, I'm doing it anyways.
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>>118827531
>new
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>>118827225
keep forcing 10/10 and it will be pseudomeme status in another year or two
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>>118827702
My view is biased I guess.
My old main server had science as the valid hunters.
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>>118827848
fucking 10/10 bantz anon keep it coming fam.
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>>118827903
Everyone here is a potential validhunter and there's nothing wrong with that, act up, get fucked up; admins need not apply.
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>>118827531
newfag go home. Cargonia was the home of the ablative encruster validlegion. If you wanted to come out on top, being able to kill off cargonia would make or break you.
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>>118828001
>bantz
got anything from the last few months? or are you literally reddit?
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>>118828043
Their ablative can't do shit against my dual .357s.

A couple days ago i singlehandedly destroyed a 6 man cargo weapons cartel in a single gunfight. Afterwards i killed everyone on the station because there was nothing left to challenge me.
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>>118828151
I mean i've got some 10/10 memes from /v/ i could shitpost if you want, but i ain't about that shitposting life fam.
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>>118828151
Few months?

>A
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>>118828352
you could've fooled me.

So you about that suck husbando pixeldick life or what?
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>>118828212
Those are pretty strong, but if they'd been wearing armor meant to cope with bullets, it might of gone differently. Most people wear Ablatives because taser game is strong.
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>>118828462
thanks for the A Sensei
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>>118827903
Watch your step man, I don't think there's any department that can't ruin someone's day.

>hatchets/poison
>pickaxes/pokeballs/kinetic guns
>chems/circular saws/syringe gun/hypospray
>flashes/toolboxes/mechs
>kitchen knives/bottles
>double barreled shotgun/bottles
>protolathe weapons
>welding tools/welding goggles/flashes
>soap/galoshes
>insulated gloves for 15 credits -> all access for 15 credits

it's a jungle out there

shift+click is your best friend
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>>118828212
Did they at least wear their riot shields?
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>>118828641
Taser game is strong i'll give you that, but ablative vests barely ever block their shots. Or does the stun last less? Not sure. but either way i aim for the head at all times, and most of the cargo clique was waifus who won't wear helmets so people recognize them at a glance.

>>118828539
Nah man i'm a pure greyshirt waifu.

>>118828784
telescopic and a couple riots, i think two had them.
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>>118828893
It has a chance of deflecting the taser shots right back, and any chance of that is always nice. Ablatives are great. Just not against boolet
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>>118828728
Yeh I've just found the power of IEDs and ghetto chem looks fun. I feel like a new player again with an med system that has bleeding.
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>>118828893
>greyshirt waifu
sounds like some gutter slut you find in waste disposal after the usual suspects are done running a train on her
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>>118828893
Oh man that cargo is shit.
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>>118829095
Yeah it is actually, i might grab it more often now.

>>118829161
You aren't wrong, but it's usually clowns

>>118829165
they were actually fighting pretty hard, the only reason i won was because i had adrenal and an ebow.
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>>118822289
>some shitty forum is more important than thread
No, they both shit and equally unimportant
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>>118827598
Just make an issue on GitHub so I fix it before I spawn it again silly.
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>>118829429
spoken truly like someone who was denied his ban appeal!
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>>118826369
That makes it even worse.. Everyone had fun, you didnt had an bad gaming experience, me neither... Things like this shouldnt end in an ban, its abusing of powers " Lol He break one rule jobban now!!!"
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>>118829570
What? I was never banned
Do you have logic disfunction?
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>>118829448
It's the lube thing.
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>>118828728
>pickaxes

>tfw slamming an HoP in her dumb face in with a pickaxe while she got stuck in a small room with me
>second hit knocked her down
>all that blood
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>>118830326
Oh god. When that first hit knocks you down and you're helpless to do anything but see the gashes pile up as your life fades away.... Ahhhhh!
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>>118830103
I'm gonna need some steps to reproduce it, "cause I've been using lube and portals and it didn't outright crash the server.
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>>118830471
iirc they made a lube loop of a guy infinitely slipping into another power at maximum sanic. It was that one round where everything lagged to death for 4 minutes cause a shitmin was playing with it in the thunderdome when he shouldn't have.
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>>118830596
>iirc they made a lube loop of a guy infinitely slipping into another power at maximum sanic.
Yeah I witnessed it yesterday. But it didn't lag.

> It was that one round where everything lagged to death for 4 minutes cause a shitmin was playing with it in the thunderdome when he shouldn't have.
oh, well I wasnt awake when the Portal Gun PR got merged but I saw what Niggly did. It shouldn't happen during a normal round. (and if it does, I'll have more data to analyze so I can fix it)
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>>118823349
Yeah to be fair I would've handled it differently but I just went along with it because it was kinda funny and the guy must've been pretty thin skinned to be that salty.
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>>118818224
>Xenoarch upgrade

No. no. By all means, no.
Half the time, the effects of large artifacts won't kill carbons will kill silicons and vice versa. You're asking for a death wish with that.

Do you want to bring a large artifact to the outpost and get EMP'ed/cell drained on exposure to oxygen before you have a chance to react?

In my opinion, borgs really shouldn't be holed up in Science proper. They're supposed to be a practical application of science's endeavors that the rest of the station can benefit from.
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>>118830326
>>118830467
>trying to play a security officer that doesn't just taze, cuff and strip people in the hallway.
>Ask the bartender to come in to the brig for a quick search because the chef said he took all the hatchets out of hydroponics
>He wordlessly runs up to me and pushes me down in one motion
>proceeded to continuously table me while he greyshit friends strip me.
>suicide succumb

Interacting with other people in this game without just caving their heads in is so painful, even just walking up to someone makes them spas out and run away from you.
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>>118832796
Tabling is a real pain in the ass
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>>118832796
>>trying to play a security officer that doesn't just taze, cuff and strip people in the hallway.

I think you learned a valuable lesson that day; though, from playing sec a lot I've found ways to diffuse situations just by talking them down or helping them, also it helps to have greytide on your side when shit hits the fan.
I've had assistants help me expunge cultist infestations before.
Don't hate the tide, understand the tide.
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>>118833035
At this point I would rather just gas them all, I am happy to work with antags and look the other way if trouble makers get hurt. In exchange for a few kick-backs and immunity they're more than happy to make your shift easier.
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>>118827195
>wanting skeletons back just to meme
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>>118832796
Look. I'd appreciate the gesture but the chance of you or someone else being a hardass that's gonna dig through our stuff and start keeping shit is too high. Worse than that, as non-antags there's not a hell of a lot we can do other than No.
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>>118801835
Yell at the guy who makes the pastebins to add it
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>>118827195
All races but humans should be removed.

XENO PURGE NOW
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>>118803808
Kingston didn't get unbanned, he just evaded and stopped being complete shit. He even told the admins, but since he still hasn't done a single thing it's kinda like eh, okay.
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>>118833035
>greytider brought in the brig by HoS
>HoS takes his gloves and mask and tool belt
>15min timer because the greytide outrobusted and cuffed both HoS and HoP
>HoS tells me to space his stuff and leaves
>talk with the greytide and tell him he is robust and i respect his robustness
>free him and give his shit back to him
>he thanks me and leaves
>later that round the sec team gets killed by the cult
>he saves me from murderbone blade wielder cultist
>we both get armed and proceed to purge the security raiders and clone back the whole sec
>cult fails crew wins
greytide is like an untamed animal, if you tame it youll get a strong ally to watch your back
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>>118833035
>>118833795
greytide & redtide combined is rare and OP
>>
cat people run
run like the wind

cat people screw
screw like the wind
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>>118827195
ok im removing everything but amorphous blobs.
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>>118833935
The winning combination. Always stronk.

in b4
>that's not grey
Close 'nuff.
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>>118834231
>replace all races with featureless blobs
GENIUS, BLOB STATION WHEN?!
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>>118827195
Rei?
can someone tell me the whole story of how skeletons got removed?
>>118834231
pomf gimme my skellybone man back
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>>118834231
is there gonna be only one everyone-has-dissolve round for the whole month?
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>>118834364
dissolve
i
s
s
o
l
v
e
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Is someone fucking with tickrate again? Everything feels stuttery and laggy now.
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>>118834632
>beg the chemist to free you from your fleshy prison
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING A FREE BONEMAN WHEN YOU ENTER THE STATION CHICKEN MAN?
I WAS BORN A FREE BONEMAN AND I WILL ALWAYS BE ONE CHICKEN MAN YOU CANT KEEP ME IN THIS FLESHY PRISON FOREVER
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>>118834632
not good enough!
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>>118827195
>Fuck you Rei

what did i do this time

>>118810293
at least you gave me an excuse to make the warden into Venom since right after you broke in and did all that shit he told you that you had such a lust for greytiding, then someone else said something about the warden already being a demon and then it just went full nuclear from there.

It also gave me an excuse to spawn in as Kaz and sit in the brig, occasionally smacking officer's heads in with my cane when they were being stupid or blindly standing there.

Like this detective.

Also, that was me blowing off your limbs. It's a lot more fun to fuck with you people then it is to just outright ban you, but the other admins figured we've had enough greytide over the past few days and should just get rid of you.
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>>118834632
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>>118834852
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>>118834919
Sec really is the greatest dept
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>>118835045
pomf confirmed it
bonemen back next round
rejoice and rattle yer bones my no flesh brothers
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>>118835045
also, dissolve is very buggy. it makes most of your items you were wearing completely disappear on use
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>>118835045
RUN! POMF'S GONNA KILL US ALL!
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>>118835245
blame gib code
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>>118835045
COME AT US CHIKKEN!
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>>118835045
if you brought back skeletons, I would switch back instantly, but I'm really not that unhappy with plasmen honestly please never remove plasmen ;_;
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>>118833935
>>118834282
Everytime I need someone dead, or like I escaped a ling, I enlist the clown for help, I just tell him who the badman is, and the clown helps me
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>>118835421
>>118835661
>i had a skeleton name, body and soul
>pomf tells me to change my name during medium RP
>non skeleton name with skeleton body and soul
>pomf removes the skeleton race
>non skeleton and body but with skeleton soul
you took my name and body but you cant take away my soul pomf
i still sometimes type in ACK ACK! at the end of my sentences to feel like a REAL skeleton again
and dont tell me to be a fake ass dissolved one you filthy chicken
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>>118836376
>>118835449
>>
>>118836481
nerf plasman lisp and I'll consider forgiving you someday
>>
#freemyniggasteve
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forget skeletons, puddi race when
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is the bunker up again?
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>>118836481
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>>118837034
#bobgotrobbed
#wesawboneswhatyoudid
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>>118837069
living puddi is already a thing
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>>118837281
Yeah but it isn't selectable at character creation and that is an OUTRIGHT CRIME
>>
So what the fuck is going on

three days ago everything was fine

now everybody is accusing everybody of being ban evading shitters and the server is in full greytide mode

and now everybody is getting accused of being banned shitters?

wtf happened while i was gone
>>
>>118837457
They kept Vox in the game
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>>118837457
three day weekend
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>>118837457
sarca is pretending to be other banned players now

he apparently has some cronies and is trying to break the server by being a massive shitter

word on the maint is he's running with MrShoe, 2beard and some goons
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>>118837786
>goons
That's still a thing?
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>>118837786
I thought it was kilkun trying to break the server?
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>>118838146
he posted about a master plan in one thread

then a few days ago he showed up and yelled at people to stop talking about him and left immediately after

apparently he is remaking ss13, somebody got the gif he posted of it?

i honestly don't know what to believe anymore. everything in the thread is layers of shitposters right now.
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>>118836775
>nerf
I keeps breaking on it's own anyways, no need now.
>>
> Become friends with Velard on steam
> Buy him Hotline Miami 2
> Think we're cool
> Deletes me out of nowhere
Fuck you Velard, from GG.
You dumb nigger fuck.
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>>118839571
obviously you triggered him with your foul language young man.
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>>118839571
>getting ripped off by velard
damn niggers stealing our games
>>
>>118839571
Gee, with an attitude like that I can't see any reason he'd delete you!
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>>118839571
>buying games for someone that's not close to you
damn, nigga
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>>118840517
>he didn't buy terraria for half his steam friends
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>>118801528
>NOSTALGIA SECTION
Threadly reminder http://archive.moe is kill.
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>>118841047
is that a clown
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>>118841047
>Wesley
Way to give me nostalgia.
I need to play Wesley ingame.
Who am I kidding I'll be Dianna
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>>118840774
I have no Steam friends and even if I did I'd give them good games.
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>>118840774
>duny never bought you terraria
Feels bad man
>>
ArthurDentist for headmin
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ShiggyPiggy and Celt deadminned when
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>that round
Probably one of the best rounds i've played in a long time.
Griswald's shop was 10/10 and that gym was great too.
F U N
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>that gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
>>
You never upgraded my autolathe, Collin!

It's okay though. By the end I just gave up and became the gym maid/waitress.
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>>118841948
>watching a musclehead beat a grey to death outside the gym

for some reason that was really unsettling
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>>118841948
>>
>rusing me so I buy your fake bomb for 400
God damn it
Aileen best employee, Bob best hitman
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>>118841948
It was pretty good but engineering was
S
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A
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F
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>>118842073
YEAH BRO
>>
GAINS
>>
salary update when
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>>118842148
it was a lot of fun, to capture them all and put them to work
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>>118841948
>Bob spamming the shit out of the vamp coats to make them the season's hot fashion
>that fucking force ghost
I don't know whether the emporium or the gym was funnier
>>
>>118842250
When you post ideas on what to spend it on
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>>118841948
Is that some fucking NFL blitz, that game was my jam.
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>>118842159
Once we had all the power we would ever need ever and no issues were cropping up I just took to the gym. Was fun, even if I was only there for healthy exercise and not >muh gains

Next time, though, build the gym in a large area, jesus fuck that place was so fucking cramped.
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>>118842148
As one of the security members involved, I am embarrassed and deplored.
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>>118842112
I had to go on a journey to get goddamn plastic because the plastic in the protolathe wasn't properly ejected on machine deconstruction, and the protolathe is bugging out lately and not printing.

It took me like 15 minutes to get the workshop set up, botany up and going, and come back with plastic only to print the damn parts I wanted to print so I could install a chem dispenser in the bar.

But it was worth it in the end because all that labor gave a bartender time to arrive and I spent my time well getting drunk as fuck with him.
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>Sawbones greytiding all round
>keeps getting brought into the brig
>give him minor brig sentences of 8 minutes each time since he's not actually hurting anyone
>finally decide to give him a tracking implant on the third time
>he yakety saxes around, robs my officer and I, steals a baton, and starts harmbatonning her
>thanks to plasman greyshitter gear, immune to flashbangs and flashes
>must be on synaptizine because he's popping right up after stuns, too
>finally breaks in and steals a hand tele that an officer left in interrogation, and runs away
>call out a station-wide manhunt
>get to escape and half the station is beating him to death
>decapitate him with a shotgun
Fuck you, Sawbones, I should've tossed your ass in perma when you came in the first time.
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>build a gym
>think it's going to be a fucking failure
>ended up as a 10/10 round
well played guys, had tons of fun
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>>118835724
The clown loves to hear he can do WHATEVER HE WANTS to someone and no god or police intervention will interfere.

Clowns are sadistic like that, only kept in line by Bwoinks.
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>>118842306
skub
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>>118842250
Not until Tuesday, he's gonna be away till then.
>>
Sorry to all those I operated on. I could've cloned a few of you but I need the practice.
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>>118842360
i dont take chemicals im all natural
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>>118842519
Syprus?
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>>118842534
He died on that treadmill.
He fucking died.
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>>118842306
on ur mum, nerd
or cargo could step up their merchant game and charge 100 per gloves
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>>118842628
Yes I should probably stop staticnaming now that I'm well known.
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>>118842360
>decide I'm going to put in the time and focus on upgrading security this round
>add a crew monitoring console, PDA messaging console, adv sec console
>add plasma glass to cells
>add lights to maint
>add a shield generator to the brig


>1 vampire with 1 thrall and minimal graytiding

Guarantee next round there will be like 80 assistants and I won't' be there.
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>>118814719
My nigger
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>>118842768
or not, since you're well known for being a good player, fag
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>>118842768
You're not that well known I just recalled that moment when I came in with eye damage and toxins from being too close to the singularity and I was worried you were going to operate on me over something trivial.

That's why I kept saying it's just a little toxins. When you scanned me I thought you were going to take me to surgery and I just wanted to get a quick fix and get back to work.
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So you're the shitter that's been killing my heads and my crew?


You got this far, I take it you know you're gonna need my ID to unlock the shuttle controls. You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers, bitch.
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Am I the only one with completely boned air alarms?
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Ha! I'm not like the other command staff. I didn't get to be ranked Captain of this station by being a fucking pussy.

The Head of Security was an overglorified mall cop! I could break him in two with my bare hands!
You want off my station? You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
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>>118843675
they seemed ok when I used the console to change xenobiologys air alarm last round
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>>118843783
*The Comdom appears
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>>118843783
>>118843428
noice
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>>118842964
I just use the scanner because it tells if someone has organ damage too, which I find is hard to detect otherwise.
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>>118844360
Yeah I figured in my head 50/50 odds he was just being thorough or he was going to drag me into surgery and absorb me give me a thorough treatment experience.
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>>118843428
what the fuck is this kindergarten drawing shit?
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>>118843783
Where's his battle music
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>>118844646
bully
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I haven't played this in ages, do I still have to get some specific version of byond to avoid ads, or what?
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>>118823349
If you do get gud around him he will love you forever
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>>118802380
pomf pls stop the double standard
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Now that we have that economy system, we should work on giving every item in the game a price, and then give antags objectinves like "cause $4,000 worth of damage to the station"
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Rolling down jumpsuits and undershirts when=
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Webbing vests when=
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>>118845572
it says "cause $4,000 worth of damage to the station"

but it reads "MAKE BOMBS"
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>>118844674
>his
its not composed yet

once all of the basic systems are in place for the game I'm gonna learn FL studio to pump out some jams.

for now big lincolns theme is a driver for how i want her battle theme to sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHxy2nFW4k
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>>118845572
That's what those Scanners are for. Set a price, scan the item, etc.
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>>118845625
What about rolled up sleeves.

Its what i do with my coveralls at work.
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>>118845446
afaik there is no exploit around them nowadays
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BLAME IT ON RUFUS THE SNITCH
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>Be Rowan Leaf, botanist double agent
>Kill some assistant
>Die a glorious death
>Oh cool I'll get around to that, but let me find the plant gene first
>Order seeds from cargo
>Taking them back and organizing the trays
>Suddenly bomb, due to ZAS magic sucks all the air out of botany even though the hole isn't in there
>no
>No
>NO
>You don't fuck with botany
>Flush myself down disposals
>Buy an e-sword, emag, and thermals
>Jack the janicart
>Start murdering every single soul I see
>AI in charge of not giving a fuck
>Find my target in pod bay, he tries to shoot me with an ebow but the janicart deflects it
>Esword him in the face to death, I jack his ebow and esword, he also had the HoP ID in his PDA
>Use that to give myself all access and rename myself to Cool Guy in arrivals checkpoint
>Go to EVA and exchange my clothing for security hardsuit
>Continue my murder spree on all departments, kill at least 7 people. Not to be 'robust', but to avenge botany
>Hit science, some guy tries to charge me with a bomb but I kill him first and steal it
>Later meet a miner in the hall who's shooting a polar star at me
>People still think there was a wizard because a cargo tech had a fake wizzy costume he ordered
>Somehow stunned by the polar star, maybe it was due to pain because of my broken foot from atmos earlier
>He runs out of ammo and starts bashing me in the head with the gun, lel
>I tell him it's time to die
>Get up, take the bomb out of my backpack instead of picking up the ebow and decide my run was good
>Open the bomb killing us both

Just let me do botany, that's all I'm asking
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I just pick my self up and get back in the race
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>blaming me for a nicely simple and avoidable search in code green
Fuck you guys, i got PTSD
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why won't they change the songs in the juke

why
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>/ss13g/ - Waifus and /agdg/
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>>118846223

Oh also I blew the borgs while in science before the bomb part.
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>>118846034
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>>118810293
>greytide
>IDINDUNUFFIN
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Why are all the guys on the station so terrible at picking up chicks.
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>>118846391
>waifuing when girls dont look any different than men

Aнимyc pacы гocпoд
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>>118846223
>>Continue my murder spree on all departments, kill at least 7 people. Not to be 'robust', but to avenge botany
>justifying your need to satiate your murder boner
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>>118846391
You could have prevented this

gief
i
e
f
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>>118846249
Literally unavoidable. I had a bomb in my backpack which I couldn't hide in any way.
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>>118842148
>not capturing only non humans
one job
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>>118846629
Is this being added in to the game?
BABIES WHEN?!
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>>118846629
Nice.
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>>118846629
COWGIRL CONFIRMED! KURT, PACK UP THE ERP MANUALS, WE'RE GOING BACK TO LIFEWEB!
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>>118846546
the environment of being on a space station does not lend itself well to romantic stories... plus there is no incentive to sex anyways
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>>118846223
The best murderers are the one that are never caught. And then ones that never get anywhere close to their target.
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>>118846223
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

i was the miner, ebin greentext m9
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>>118843428
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>>118846831
gief skels
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>>118827042
that fire alarm play was pretty robust, 10/10 unfortunate the janitor went crit, hopefully you two were alright
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>>118846984
Anything is better than "Hay gurl, doing you wanting to intercourse?"

Makes rejecting them easier though.:^)
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>>118846546
probably because the only guys who actually attempt to pick up chicks in SS13 are neckbeards

and they're not even chicks, they're guys playing chicks. think about that. you're talking about guys being bad at picking up guys playing as girls.
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That's life :^)
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>That kid who slept in the AI core
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post your spessm4m
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>>118847572
considering I'm playing the girl in question, this is true.
Thats sad. And Hilarious.
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>>118847831
>You aren't getting away with a crime that easy
Oh my fucking god my sides
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>>118847292
spookoween is coming so calm your tibs
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>>118847353
in my opinion it is better if you have a good environment to role play... things like connection to a character is a must. also talking to girls in real world (and fucking them) however how ive seen people who play this type of game that is a very low population. it has gotten so bad that people even put up guides on "how to seduce women". somtimes its painfully obvious when i am trying to seduce a maid or a servant girl, and knowing in the back of my mind that a woman would never speak in such a way. go talk to trannies or girls or start injecting yourself with M2F hormone and you will become much better at roleplaying a girl

imo... you need a good story and environment for sexy time in this game... otherwise just go jack off and the feeling of need to do such a thing will not be there :)
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>>118848157
pomf do u like me
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>>118848157
thank
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>>118848270
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>>118848478
Is this you IRL?
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>>118848624>>118848478

that's not the picture i posted what the fuck
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>>118848237
>in a community where romantic relationships are frowned upon
>thinking anyone is going to flirt or court past meme level
Dude, nah.

>thinking there's a uniformity to the way girls speak
Nah dude.
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>>118848062
>helping a murderous antag
I hope they got banned.
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>>118834231
Skellyjelly here I come.
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First they came for the s-s-s-skeletons, and I did not s-s-speak out—
Because I was not a s-skeleton.

Then they came for the vox, and I did not s-speak out—
Because I was not a vox.

Then they came for the greys, and I did not speak out—
Because I was-s-s not a grey.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to s-s-s-speak for me.
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>>118849513
I hope they don't remove vox, for the role reason that it's fun to shittalk them. They're the racial equivalent of a clown.
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>>118849513
>plasmaman, human, sillycon station only

I won't protest to this.
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>>118849796
I thought that little poem expressed that plasmamen would be next
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>>118849513
>meme ra