SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

remove vox

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>>>118685276
>[17:57:42]ADMIN: cyberhivetek/(CyberHive Tek) is a relatively new player, may consider watching them. AGE = First seen = Requires database
That's 5:57 today.

So yes, probably.

3th for lewd ERP

>tfw you used to think you wanted to fugg italus

i used to have such shit taste

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Okay so I built a teleporter station and a hub in research and on the research rock so we could shunt in between them easier except they didn't do fucking shit.

Where did I go wrong?

>Sec treats everyone like shit
>Because everyone treats sec like shit
>Because sec treats everyone like shit
>Because everyone treats sec like shit

Someone has to stop being a fucking nigger

>>118687518
>cyberhive tech
>this is remarkably close to what kilkun wanted to name ninja
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/5685

Looks like we found kilkuns alt boys

>mfw playing those .ogg's when the shuttle departs and having them perfectly sync up with round end/server end every single time.

i dont know how i keep doing it

>>118687538
As someone who's done it, it's not worth the shit you get afterwards

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>>118687562
Rude!

>>118687746
>>118687562
What is this faggotry?

>>118687616
>remarkably close
>they share the word "cyber", which is an incredibly popular word, and nothing else

don't really think thats such a great lead there m8.

>be botanist
>order some exotic seeds
>plant some
>pick it
>6 water magnesium explosions at once
>admin bwoinks about what I did, says I'm gonna make his head explode
>"I made boom-boom berries"
>oh and the berries also cause retardation

Those were some cool berries

>>118687794
Bananas containing potassium by default for botany shittery when.

>>118687616
CyberHive Tek is one of the randomly generated names given to nuke ops, though.

>>118687538
Its a wild ride, but one with consequences. Will you sacrifice your hordes of people who have waifu'd you in exchange for a virtucock?
And if you do, make sure you can at least reach wordcap in your emotes.

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>>118687562

>>118687785
That's how kilkuns mind works because he's 12, he thinks cyber is such a cool word.

>>118687774
Looks like dragons to me, captain.

>>118687987
dragons?
skyrim_guard.jpg

>>118687987
Can't quite tell, but the first one might be a wyvern.

>>118687987
Could be worse, could be snek.
Dragons are kinda cool at least I guess

>wanted to be the danger that stalks the darkness
>solomon just straight up tells everyone he's a vampire and starts fighting for vamp rights
>everyone's cool with it except for rambling maniac, who's stuck in a pipe somewhere
>can't be scary anymore so just resign myself to being a polite, open vampire geneticist
>after a while
>Solomon decides he's had enough and breaks into the armory
>silicons go berserk and a manhunt begins
>i'm under fire as well and have to go into hiding by stealing a paramedic's gear
>ask the CMO for his hypospray for my objective before I hide somewhere safe
>he says solomon already has it
>motherfucker
>decide to set up a trap at arrivals maint involving an acid bomb
>solomons already there, as are the witch hunters
>he walks out of maint and gets plugged with a shotgun shell immediately
>shadowsteps and bleeds out on a pod
>grab the hypo from his body and try to at least drag him to the shuttle
>borg takes him when the air pressure drops me and speeds off
>make my way to the shuttle
>find the paramedic there and give him his things back with a small sorry
>have an easy ride to victory

>>118688175
as if there were a difference

>>118688253
H-h-h-h-h-here we go.

>>118688245
>wanted to be the danger that stalks the darkness
>solomon just straight up tells everyone he's a vampire and starts fighting for vamp rights

hue

>>118688253
oh my god shut the fuck up you'll stir up the autist hive

>>118688253
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are in for a ride.
Let me fire up my books.
I will eduacte you pleb.

>>118688253
I guess there isn't much of a difference between wolves and Chihuahuas.

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>be me
>observe because I had to download resources
>end up posibrain into secborg
>roboticist may possibly be a vamp, says the AI, keep an eye on him just in case
>other secborg just runs in from nowhere and starts beating him to fucking death
>grab the vampoticist and take him to the chapel, where he ashes
>welp

Why do we have a large amount of dragons on the server now?

>>118688313
>>118688359
>>118688525
>>118688561
Nobody cares about your bestiality fetish. It's not funny, it's not shocking, it's not interesting, it's just pathetic

>>118688637
bestiality fetishists

>>118688561
Those are technically the same species and anatomically have the same structure, so relatively speaking yeah

>>118688637
furry admins

>>118688637
As stated above.

Faggotry, except furfaggotry.

>>118688685
question
has the furry admin actually acted furry in OOC/PMs or is /ss13g/ shitposting over nothing again

>>118688810
/mlp/ defence army pls go

>>118688810
from what it's /ss13g/ shitposting over nothing again

then again, allegedly he's been making himself a lizardman

>>118688810
Don't underestimate nothing.

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>>118688912

>>118688901
there are so many horsefuckers everywhere, you have no idea

Ian removed when
Runtime shirt when

>>118688567
>be me

stop that immediately.

>>118689103
>autism

>>118688810
well he did turn everyone into a tajaran one round.

>>118689168
>reddit

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>>118689103
Who else would I be?

>>118689168
go back to reddit

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE UP ANOTHER GAME RELATED TOPIC AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO REPLY TO IT FEIGNING INTEREST UNTIL REAL DISCUSSION CATCHES ON FOR THE REST OF THE DEAD AS FUCK NIGHT

>>118689354
>autism
also rude tbh

>>118689354
Remove vox now.

>>118689354
REMOVE ALL ADMINS
GREYTIDE RULE NOW
also
autism tbh

>>118689354
i think blood loss needs a nerf tbh imo fam

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>>118689354
Have you ever noticed that the Paladin lawset requires you to obey MoMMIs and emagged borgs so long as they don't ask you to do anything evil?

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>>118689354
Capitalist Medbay is a great idea and brings many stories to life as well as a rowdy good time for those creative enough to go along with the idea (and has been fun in the past).

Don't listen to Kammer, he's a faget.

>>118689354
go to bed yahir

>>118689554
>nerf
pleb

>>118689578
>paladin
that lawset literally is older than alan turing

>>118689578
No, mostly because paladin happens once in a blue moon

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>>118689354
>game related topic
Now that the dust has settled, was Burial At Sea good/worth the money? Remember it was $20 for both (and still is after TWO YEARS!)

>>118689354
WHY DIDN'T MY TELEPORTERS WORK

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>>118689671
It used to not.
It very much used to not.

>>118689578
what animay?

>>118689598
what hentai?

>>118688670
What the fuck?

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>>118689578
If we take as axiomatic that vampires have a need for human blood (pretty obvious) then due to the priority of the laws, paladins cannot kill vampires until they start killing for non-feeding reasons, because the vampires need to harm innocents so long as they're feeding on them.

>>118689598
Medbay operates under the very delicate veil of people greytiding the shit out of your everything as soon as you don't treat them.
The front doors might as well be revolving. The amount of people that love to hightail in and loiter around is downright astounding.

>>118690059
>dat pic
>dat filename
>dat post
>dat faggotry
Reddit pls go.

deadmin drpain666

>>118690116
Why contain it?

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>>118690218
>filename is tumblr
>origin is reddit?

>>118690116
this tbh

>>118690331
That's not the spirit.

>>118690267
That's the spirit.

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What happened to Saronsen?

>>118691280
>what the fuck, only a ONE DAY BAN for my incredible shittery that anyone else would've gotten a week for?
>admins are grudging me! i'll show them how wrong they are by causing massive grief as non-antag, three rounds in a row!
>that'll show everyone how shit this server's administration is.

>>118692512
saronsen pls go

Can borers see custom emotes yet

>>118693125

make a bug report on the git hub about it

they can only see normal emotes

Quick Guide on How To Actually Have Things Your Way
>This guy is being a huge fucker
Ahelp (now, not after the round)
>This is bugged
Make an issue
>This is stupid
Make an issue

>>118693861
I'd rather whine impotently

>>118689018
Horsefuckers are cool though, at least most of the guys on /mlp/.

I had a vaguely pony themed name once and they enjoyed it, but they didn't try to fuck me.

>>118693861
>Ahelp (now, not after the round)

I get even, I ain't a snitch, you tattle-tale.

Who is that ONE spaceman you do NOT fuck with, ever? They can be complete shitters or robust masters that mind their own business.

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>>118694831
>Horsefuckers are cool though

>>118694957
I really doubt you stopped reading there.

Half this thread probably wants to fuck animals tbh.

>>118694903
Robust is all that matters, friend, they don't have to mind their business.

JOIN THE SECURITY FORCE TODAY IF YOU ARE UP TO SNUFF ON THE WAY OF THE STREETS

>>118695026
I literally did.

>>118694903
I don't really want to fuck any of the male crewmembers, but I will fuck ANY female crewmember

>>118695026
Speak for you and your vocal minority (see: shitposting) selves, petfucker.

>>118695076
You've fucked an animal? Nice.

>>118694831
the ones that keep their power level hidden are usually chill

>>118695420
I've never met someone from /mlp/ outside of that board that even talks about the show.

>>118695587
Probably because it's dead as fuck now.

>>118695587
because it's banned elsewhere on 4chan, nigger.
pretty sure there's lots of horsefuckers on /k/ though

>>118695715
I mean outside of 4chan.

>>118695919
Shit, nigga. I dunno what rocks you live under.

>>118696014
I only play ss13 and destiny now, so a pretty big one.

>>118695587
I had furry friends that are into that shit
had

>>118696545
That's understandable, I wouldn't want to be friends with you either.

>>118696771
I make it sound worst than it actually was, I just had stuff going on and so did they and we just kinda stopped being in contact naturally, we still say hi when we meet in the streets but that's about it

when will this long ass round end

>medbay clearly fatigued from repeated cloning

>>118694831
It's the same shit as anime.
Just fuck them and weebs.

>>118697325
>he says while posting on a japanese image board

>>118697325
>getting this upset over someone else's stupid hobbies

Calm down

>>118697401
So what?

>>118697401
we're actually on a videogame general image board

>>118697496
owned by a japanese guy

>>118697567
created by an american guy

>>118697452
>not getting upset.
Don't be cuck. Rules exist for a reason.

>>118697602
made specifically to copy his favorite japanese anime message board

>>118698178
This really isn't leading anywhere.

>>118698281
Precisely my point.

More blood is good get more blood blood on your clothes blood on your walls drink a little blood it's all good for you

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>mfw medbay was at maximum efficiency with onyl 3 people
>mfw I ended up helping the vampire to escape after seeing him injured in the halls

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>last round

>>118687579
I've started to let minor things go if they apologize/return stolen goods when asked. One round a janitor busted in to the armory to get guns to kill carps, and so when he came back with him, I made sure he gave them ll back and sent him on his way before the captain noticed, who'd been freaking out about it.

>>118698315
So your point was to make no point?

>>118657479
>try to set up the transmitter in the ghetto bar
>multikill from people trying to save me
Haven't had a laugh like that in a while
In hindsight it also killed Richard the vampire who was with me at the time, so I probably saved myself in some way

>>118698343
at least you didn't perform lung surgery on the vamp

>got my borer removed no muss no fuss
>got an assistant without asking who was actually pretty good
>drank twenty beers and two fifths of patron
>and the CMO and ringer RD vox guy kept it all afloat

https://youtu.be/7UowoNEg0HU?t=32s
Smooth captain rounds buddy

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>>118699061
>go vox assistant for chill round
>notice there are no scientists
>ask HoP to be made one, he scoffs at me
>"sure a smelly dumb vox is going to do a lot of science"
>do all the research while the xenoarchs bumble about doing their own thing
>RD joins in, doesn't do a lot
>make some basic bots too just for the sake of making everyone's lives a bit easier
>realize I didn't even pick up a science headset
>get one, set up borer chamber
>see xenoarch breaking into lamarr's chamber
>scream him off, fix the damage
>feel like asking for a silly promotion, like just a title change
>get notified someone managed to set the borer room on fire
>get RD access with the title "Best Scientist"
>back to science, xenoarch has successfully broken into the RD office and taken Lamarr outside
>get angry at him and start fixing the damage
>actual RD comes in with a security hardsuit for whatever reason and gets all pissy
>tell him I have the access now, he threatens me
>shittalk him over comms for being unrobust
>suddenly SLAM JAM
>rush to tcomms room, the console was stolen
>maximum panic
>console was retrieved by cap
>mention my woes as he tries to fix it, he thinks I'm calling him out and gets upset
>"YOU FIX IT"
>never did tcomms before oh my god
>fiddle a bit, fix it
>hooray
>ai upload is all messy for some mysterious reason
>get back to science
>borer chamber has no plasma in it
>too exhausted to even check why, just put more plasma in
>chill in RnD room and work on some side stuff
>BOOM
>RD blew himself up on toxins room
>maximum kek
>panic for a bit trying to find my satchel as my suit was inside
>shuttle is called for crew transfer
>card the AI so it's not left behind
>people congratulate me as I drink my woes away and head home

I didn't realize how much potential for fun Assistant has if you actually try to rise through the ranks with it. But at the same time I did it specifically to take a break from head roles but I guess it didn't work.

>>118699880
Social climber assistant is a good time. I'm surprised you fixed comms on your first attempt. Nice going.

hahaha wtf was that

>>118700667
Weanus meanus, haha. It was your weanus meanus.

Is there a guide for all the things Admins can do to fuck with the round?

>>118701347

Nah, you have to git gud with the buttons

>>118701506
Except there is and it is literally on the wiki.

Over the years we've copied plenty of good features from Goon, when are we getting matzoe menn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rEwD2kpSo

>people getting confused between potential and probable harm again
Oh boy

I love Borers.

>>118702789
wow, that looks retarded

>>118703303
>he doesn't like Randy Savage

>>118703456
>liking 90s memes

>>118703493
>muh millenials

>>11870278903
>Over the years we've copied plenty of good features from Goon
like what?

>>118703983
Vampires

>>118703983
mechanic

>>118703983
job specific traitor items

>>118703983
The pod ships

>>118703983
New kitchen.
Telescience.

>>118703983
mining items

>>118703983
Not 100% sure but I think one of our engines came from goon, TEG maybe?

>>118689598
No anon. Capitalist medbay is horrible and failed miserably when clyde went CMO and tried it first hand. Now it could somehow work with deity's dosh rework, but there is also one core problem.

Absolutely no one wants to play cashier while the ride is in full swing. you gotta speed clone and have 3 guys with internal bleeding in the hallway. You're the paramedic, the chemist stole the fucking plasma and only made 20 clonex 20 cryo as a mix and every other doctor is dead or fucked off forever. You think anyone will give two fucking shits about their HMO then?

>>118703983
Plenty of mutations from when genetic powers were expanded.
Cluwnes

http://wiki.ss13.co/Guide_to_Genetics

>this will never be our genetics

>>118704543
>more difficult than real life genetics

come on guys

>>118704543
>that update where they added a mutation that made people mindswap
>and teleportitis
>but then there was also one that gave you a mutation aura
>radioactive, invisible, mutagenic, jaunting monkeys giving you all their mutations and worst of all, you'd mindswap into dead bodies on the hallways
glorious

Botany has the highest potential to turn medbay into a powerhouse, yet when I ask the botanists if they want to do a little project they continue with the wheat and such till they go braindead from boredom.

I just want my insta-blood pills, cryo in a syringe, peridax, rezadone, and carpotoxin damnit!

>>118706642
because it's a crap shoot and half the time the chemists don't want to cooperate plus you fags are across the hall, there's no quick way to deliver shit over there

>>118706909
You guys are ACROSS THE HALL how are we supposed to make a TEN SECOND TRIP?!

lazy fuck.

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>die 4 times to the same goliath
>medbay keeps finding my body and cloning me everytime

what's up with lifeweb

is it still alive

>>118704543
you whats really disturbing is I have never seen this before and yet it's pretty much what I envisioned for a revamp, seeing it in action I have come to understand it would be a bad idea, it's quite literally the idea I told no one, made real.
I'm grateful to have seen it, the branch will be deleted immediately.

>>118687891
>Not using ghetto chem to get your potassium.
Botany is second chemistry you dumbo.

>>118708721
Russian need to rap- liberate never will be satisfied.

Honk

>>118691280
im currently homeless and sustaining my need for pornography through a shelters shitty wifi

whats up

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>>118710894
I'd liberate some /vg/irls.

>>118711198
The Honkmother has smiled upon us

>>118704543
Dimensional Shift You begin to see a small blue light... Beneficial -20 Allows you to enter a pocket dimension, rendering you immune to any and all outside events, but you're unable to move while within this space until you exit. Any effects that are doing damage to you such as a heart attack or damage from poison still happen.

Drcelt being an ebin memer and fucking with the tickrate AGAIN.

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>DrCelt fucking with the tickrate again
Kill me now.

>>118713581
>>118713510
Just disconnect until he's gone. If anyone complains he'll just say we're a vocal minority. He even made duny ragequit yesterday.

>>118714425
>duny ragequitting

nothing's better than hearing duny is getting pissy again

>>118714425
I like the smooth tickrate

maybe you actually are a vocal minority, ever consider that?

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You're walking through the corridors when you see this ugly son of a bitch on the floor.

What do you do?

>>118714762
AHELP IT
H
E
L
P

>>118714713
go back to adminbus celt

>>118714870
You press F1 and ask the admins online what this thing is

*Bwoink*

>Why are you ahelping about an item on the floor? It's not gonna bite you unless you pick it up at the wrong end you dork.

How do you proceed now?

>>118714762
Pull out my 50 metal from backpack, and make a locker
Pull the locker over it, shut and weld
Space it

NOBODY IS HAVING FUN

>>118714994
amputate my hand

>>118714762
Complain about the shitty sprite.

>>118714762
Try to carafully pick up it, by clicking at its handle

>>118714994
Spend 15 minutes trying to get admins to ERP with me via AHELP.

>>118714994
->>118715614

http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2116

>destroyed silicons negatively impact the crew score even with a malf AI

>>118716565
almost all of those ideas are absolute shit.

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>Hoshi claims rogue AI in lobby
>Gets it
HE TRIED TO SAVE US!

>>118716565
The only good ideas in here are chef/botany equipment for service borgs and more lore.

>>118717291
Hoshi can smell milfs. He's done so much lowpop milf lately that I think he MUST be getting tired of it.

not to mention the double malf Hoshi round.

>Join as MD 50 minutes into the round
>All of medbays doors are wide open
>Geneticist running around being a suspicious fuck
>Hitak Smith is in chemistry
>Virus
>Self cure with radium, he pumps me full of antitox
>Make antibodies, announce them over the radio
>"HALP VIRUS!!11!"
>Botanist gives me caps spare for helping cure him
>Make myself MD Supreme, give Hitak the spare
>Suddenly plasmaflood
>Dead as shit
>Hitak chugs a shit ton of pills and makes his way to the bridge
>Busts into the core, almost dying several times
>The AI isnt there
>He dies on his way to the shuttle

F

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>>118714936
not everyone who disagrees with you is me__, anon.

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>>118717364
>He wasn't around for the quad malfoshi blitz

>>118717364
Could have been more spoopy fucking with stuff subtly like I did when I got tate the other day. good times. Felt like extended until the plasma

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>tator AI, kill botanist
>trying REALLY HARD not to plasma flood
>target is growing shitloads of diona
>there's a chef now
>assistants and cargo keep hanging around botany
>engineer keeps fiddling with my borg's attempts to set up plasma/electricity if we need it
>scientist keeps harassing me to send my borg for upgrades so I can't hack it
>people keep looking in on tcomms/engineering unnecessarily
>diona captain is barging into the upload asking for diona laws and patrolling the station's sensitive areas
I tried not to, but you made it impossible. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.

>>118717364
If you think I like malfunctioning all the time, you're crazy.

>>118717690
FUG U ROBIT SCUM
I JUST WANTED TO XPAND THE SME

>>118715291
>You complain about the shitty sprite
>Nothing in particular, just that it looks shit.
>The object stays visually the same because the spriter doesn't know how to improve it, and eventually the object fades into distant memory, another idea kill.

LOSE.

>>118715198
>You make a locker and space the thing
>It lands at the derelict where a confused MoMMI tries to pick it up, fails, and ends up enshrining it in their infinite Autism.

END.

>>118715624
>Try to ERP with the admins
>Shiggy isn't online, so your advancements are rejected, and you are mauled to death by Sexual Harassment Pandas

LOSE.

>>118715286
>You amputate your hand
>Without cauterizing the cut, you bleed out. The librarian does the same from a papercut he got from uploading Angelite has Borers XVII

LOSE.

>>118715614
>You try to pick it up, by clicking at its handle

You now have the object in your hand. The grip, while a bit over the top in its design, seems to fit both one hand and two hands in it quite comfortably. it has a visible on button.

What do you do?

>>118718679
>implying I don't always have a bruise pack on me

what do I look like, a fuckin' casual?

>>118718679
>eventually the object fades into distant memory, another idea kill.
As intended. Now fuck off.

>>118717690
>being this buttmad

>>118718679
See what message pops up when i suicide with it in my hand.

>>118718796
>You examine yourself while attempting to open your backpack with one hand
>You find that you, while not a fuckin' casual, are missing a hand
>You take out your brute pack from your backpack, and skilfully apply it one-handed to where your other hand used to be.
>You are now no longer bleeding out, but your view is now somewhat darker now.

How do you proceed?

>>118718840
>You decide that fun is not allowed in this serious spessmen game, and intend to take out your aggravation that you could not achieve your valids on an anonymous poster on a imageboard
>While you feel victorious that you have created a seemingly one-sided argument, it is in fact shallow, as your victories can not be attributed to somebody else as you are also anonymous.
>You proceed to do what you usually do, nothing but shitposting all day on an imageboard anonymously about this, that, and the other, while others try to spice life up a little.
>Eventually, you yourself fade into distant memory, a floating turd in an endless sea of shit

LOSE.

>>118718898
>You press the on button on the device. The teeth begin to cycle along the chain of the weapon.
>You take this chance to cut into the nearest meaty thing possible, a Vox assistant.
>The object slices through the appendage you aimed at, said appendage dropping to the ground with a wet thud
>The Vox falls to the ground and bleeds out surprisingly quickly
>*BWOINK*
>"What the fuck do you think you are doing? He dindu nuffin, he a good boy."
>You have been Banned for: Forever
>Killed a Vox for seemingly no reason at all
>Please appeal at our forums

LOSE.

>>118719010
>With the object in hand, you type suicide
>Seemingly out of your own control, you turn the object on, its teeth running along the chain at a blistering pace.
>You then turn the object around, teeth pointing towards you, and proceed to apply it to your neck with force
>Congratulations, you cut your own head off. The janitor finally has something to do.

END.

>>118719467
I start dragging it and incinerate it in the chaplain's crematorium.

>>118719467
try to put the device on the stump, TRY TO PUT THE DEVICE ON THE STUMP

go to medbay immediately if my view keeps going back to normal and then darkening again, but after I hide the device

>>118719665
>You drag the object to the chaplains incinerator
>You find that you do not have access, but break in anyway
>As the chaplain calls for security, you force the object into the incinerator bed, close it, and turn it on
>*FWOOSH*
>The object, despite being made out of metal, is now a pile of ash
>No security comes, as they are too busy dealing with the lack of donuts because of the clowns wicked ways
>You continue on with your day of spess

END.

>>118719669
>You attempt to put the device on the stump that was your hand
>The object, having a handle of odd design on the end, does not quite fit on your stump, but at least the idea was quite groovy. Perhaps another object in another time will be able to fulfill your desire to slay some Evil Dead
>You head to medbay to get your wounds treated, and are fed a pill of Iron and Sugar to top off your blood supply

You now have the object in hand, a brute pack in your backpack, and are now located in the medical bay.

How do you proceed?

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>>118714425
>everyone is ignoring the tickrate
>Celt keeps cranking it higher
>he's clearly trying to get people to say something
>moving moves you three tiles at a time now
Fuck you Celt.

>>118720172
>>118719467
>>118718679
i get that you think this is fun and constructive, but it's actually annoying and you are shit at doing CYOAs via text.

Please either stop or replace the shitty item sprite with a pony and restart it on /mlp/, you will get hundreds of replies no matter how badly you do it.

I just realised I have no idea how to hook a freezer up to insulated pipes, simply placing some underneath and wrenching it all together doesn't seem to work.
I bet it's something stupidly simple.

>>118720172
Pray for things to cut up

Open up an augmentation clinic, actually just slice off limbs and replace them with shitty prosthetics.

>>118720335
Just hide it you nigger, listen to yourself.

>>118720414
Freezers have their own pipe. Right click them while unwrenched to turn the pipe underneath.

>>118720414
rotate the freezer/heater and wrench it back down

>>118718679
>Shiggy isn't online, so your advancements are rejected
That got a chuckle out of me, lad.

>>118720335
Better than the usual waifuposting

>>118720498
>>118720547
Thank you.
I fucking knew it was something stupid simple.

>>118720638
Are you talking about /mlp/ or this general?

Because it describes both.

>>118720702
I don't go to that place, so talking about here.

>>118720172
Give the sword to an obvious traitor who is walking around as unknown, before going to disarm wrestle with sue until she knocks me down which will cause an origami heart to fall out of my free hand

>>118720819
Too bad items fall underneath you and she will never see it because she is in full robust mode.

>>118720819
why is sue so based

>>118720492
>You pray for things to cut up
>A tajaran spawns in front of you, seemingly catatonic
>You attempt to hit it with the object, but as it is not turned on and you only have one hand, it does about as much damage as a toolbox
>You still knock the Tajaran out, however
>Whilest doing so, you open up an augmentation clinic
>You lack any form of surgical tools, so it is just a waste of funds

How shall you proceed?

>>118720819
>You pass the object to the nearest unknown, a man wearing a gas mask, insulated gloves, and a grey jumpsuit
>They run down the hall merrily, cutting through a wall into the library to torment the bled-out librarian
>With the object now out of your possession, you proceed to hunt down Sue Bowchief and disarm spam them
>You slap them in the face with the origami heart, as your other hand is otherwise occupied with being on the floor
>Sue proceeds to grab you, put you on a table, and then slam you into a window until you die. Your advancements ignored.
>Sue is then promptly cut up by the unknown from earlier, who has found the on switch to the object, and has cut a swathe through the corridors, chopping people up left and right
>They then promptly go braindead as they are banned for cutting up the admins waifu

LOSE.

>>118722346
>>118720638
>AT LEAST ITS NOT WAIFUPOSTING
>somehow becomes waifuposting

Betas find a way.

>>118720305
>he's seriously complaining the game is smoother
*shrug, can't please everyone.

>>118724017
maybe they should just please everyone by making the tickrate .45 instead of .33 or however low they keep making it.

>>118724264
That's what I keep saying

>>118724313
who gives a fuck what you say though duny

>>118724264
As I said before. 0.4 is the best tick rate. Not too slow not too fast

>>118724371
Anything below .4 makes it jerky and fucks up movement. Celt and cluster are stubborn fucks though and will claim that it doesnt

>>118724360
You apparently

>>118724371
>>118724469
I agree, that's what I've been trying to set it to last night before "ragequitting" but Celt wouldn't have it

>>118717690
Trufact, I was working on printing an illegal equipment module for your borg now that we finally had minerals but medbay called for help over a syringe gun, then the miner rescue and then it was all plasma. Hacking your borg wouldn't damage its interface so unless it stun armed people I don't think we'd know as far as I know.
Last night a borg was in sci asking for a hyper cell. Minerals just got delivered so I said I'd bring him one later. Got the cell then took a synth flash with me and found the borg in the bar where I flashed him and unlocspoiler] !!!THE INTERFACE Is SLIGHTLY DAMAGED!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/spoiler]ked him and put the cell in. then I very calmly and quietly NOPE'd out of there and carried on with life. I didn't kill him. He didn't kill me though i think that was more out of he didn't know better that I now knew but he didn't know that I knew. Everyone was marginally happy as life went on.

Should do more "harmless" sabotage and goofy scripts to get some action in the round though. Could maybe even pray for the ability to hack APC's and get sec chasing after a mystery criminal that you voice using a toggleable renaming script.

Some day I'll get malf and be able to stuncuff, strip and buckle the whole crew into the escape chairs with a blanket of N2O.

>>118724553
>>118724469
>>118724371
0.16 is the best tickrate, it's 120FPS.

>>118724606
N2O flooding is impossible because everyone spawns with internals, there are places to refill all over the place, and it only takes one powergamer in an atmos hardsuit with yellow gloves to ruin your whole round.

We were trying to do a cold plasma flood to make everything slippy and frozen, but I guess floors don't freeze from the cold anymore. Really, the only problem was the botanist NEVER being alone, and only having a single borg. Super competent science/engineering didn't help, but not having a way to quietly dispose of him was a bigger issue.

>>118724854
yeah, ice has been out for a while and nexis isn't fixing it.

>>118719467
>>You decide that fun is not allowed in this serious spessmen game, and intend to take out your aggravation that you could not achieve your valids on an anonymous poster on a imageboard
>>While you feel victorious that you have created a seemingly one-sided argument, it is in fact shallow, as your victories can not be attributed to somebody else as you are also anonymous.
>>You proceed to do what you usually do, nothing but shitposting all day on an imageboard anonymously about this, that, and the other, while others try to spice life up a little.
>>Eventually, you yourself fade into distant memory, a floating turd in an endless sea of shit
well done pasta material right here.
saved.

>>118724962
See, chilled N2O that freezes everything? THAT could be an effective alternative to starting plasma fires.

Really though, it's just a matter of malf/tator AIs, or maybe the AI in general, needing more options for interacting with shit. I still think downloading itself into a mobile pseudo-borg body is one way to do it. Being able to hack machines the way an emag would could be great, too. Some machines have that functionality, like the message monitor console, holodeck, and borgs, but it doesn't extend beyond that.

>>118726079
Don't wanna spoil it for myself but there's a lot of little things on a sliding scale from find the faggot who's doing this to blow the borgs get the thermite you can do if your goal is to make some action.

When's the next Medium RP week/day/forever?

>>118727451
When I get out of my waifu-induced predicaments and coordinate it with others.

>>118726227
I dunno. The options I know of to fuck with the crew as AI (without borgs) are as follows:
>telecomms settings by deleting buffers, uploading scripts, unlinking machines, disabling the freezer, etc.
>atmospherics settings to change the air mix, disable air to distro or filters, make it look like a dumbass atmos tech was pushing the wrong buttons, but this is hard as fuck since atmospherics is usually autist central
>setting all of the station to arrest
>deleting genetics buffers
>deleting research
>deleting all security/medical records
>disabling power and charging on the SMES
>opening the TEG burn chamber when no one is around
>disabling singulo emitters
>sabotaging supermatter cooling
>sabotaging the AME's injection rate
>opening canister valves remotely
>bolting open the brig wing's doors and overloading the lighting circuit to simulate the "greytide virus" random event
>disabling the cryo freezer
>putting water and potassium into a chemist's beaker while he's working
>opening xenobio cell 6's vent to space to kill borer eggs
>triggering mech tracking beacons to drain their batteries hahaha, as if any roboticist uses them
>requesting horrible songs on the bar's jukebox
>disabling auto-tracking on the solars

However, none of this shit really helps complete your objective. It's just random, annoying nonsense, and many, including anything that disrupts the flow of power, actually works against you, since you won't have door shocks (if everyone hasn't already grabbed yellow gloves). A lot of them are SUPER obvious, too. Genetics buffers and research are the two most useful things to sabotage as a tator/malf AI, but they're a huge red flag since no human would EVER do that.

>>118727551
Please make it fast, I only play ss13 during medium rp and I gotta get my fix

>>118727551
you could always just dump your whore and be done with the waifufaggotry, shiggy.

>>118727604
It's actually worse now, a certain fucking faggot decided that we could only put 1 beacon on a mech now and it's even easier to remove now. Never been so disgusted to see that vile cesspool of filth in github support a terrible idea.

>>118727787
Tracking beacons should be required as a step during mech construction, unless you use an emag during the step that disables NT safeties, but makes the interface look wonky as hell.

Boom, fixed.

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>lol panic bunker, plebs stay out
dammit I'm whitelisted, I just don't have the new domain saved yet

>>118727551
Get them some carrots and teach them to love another.

>>118727943
The beacons barely do any appreciable damage to the mech and cell. that's why you had to jam a pile on the mech like acne on a grubby teenager's face. Since you can't actually stop a mech with them anymore it's only good for tracking. which is sadly kind of counterproductive to the whole point of making it damage the rogue mech at all. They pretty much have 0 reason to exist as-is

>>118728020
Ban evader go home. It's up for good this time.

>>118728143
>a certain fucking faggot decided that we could only put 1 beacon on a mech now
>They pretty much have 0 reason to exist as-is
Let me guess, Dylan?

>>118704330
I don't know who Clyde is, but when I did it the two times I convinced medbay to go along with that silly gimmick they usually figured how t the cashier worked and the whole thing went as planned.

I event took some of their equipment and sold it on the cheap in the streets.

Let the poor rot.

>>118728252
I forget and I don't care to look it up but it was one of the usual let's break good, functional things cause I'm an autist faggots.

>>118728252
Found it. It was bauds

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/4888

>>118724962
I'm not fixing it because I'm not sure how I can fix it. Right now, ice will freeze an entire ZAS zone instantly. One moment, you're yakketty saxing around the core primary hallway, the next moment, you're on your ass because the entire room is frozen.

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>>118728805
Time to become an hero...

>>118728805
That's exactly the same way that any other atmos element works though. Plasma doesn't spread from a vent. There's nothing, and then suddenly it's plasma. I think you're hoping for more than you can expect.

>>118729183
It worked with FEA because gases spread like slime slowly crawling it's way through the tiles
Switching to ZAS broke it and, unlike gases, instant ice everywhere is game-breaking

>>118729183
Go ahead and see LINDA at work on tgstation. You'll beg to be back.

>>118729783
Not that guy, can you just tell me what LINDA is? I don't want to play on tgstation.

>>118729183
The key word is 'instantly'. It should be a gradual thing, not just having the entire floor flash-freezing in the blink of an eye.

>>118729827
It spreads. So the gas would spread from the vent like you'd see a fire spread when you toss a match in a room.

>Turf is wet = 1, and the gas above it is below 0, and there isn't already ice on the turf above?
>Spawn decal/ice, turn wet to 0
>No ice, but the gas above is superfukkencold?
>Random chance to spawn decal/ice
>No ice, but the gas above is superfukkencold and there's some ice on a turn next to you?
>Higher random chance to spawn decal/ice
>There's ice, but the gas above is above 0"C?
>Random chance for said ice to melt increasing with higher temperatures, turning turf wet = 1 for a short time

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>ice again

why

>>118730386
Who did it?
Whom do we chant to get deadminned now?

Space dragons when?
Rare, more robust caro with plasma breath.

>>118730859
Me.

>>118731107
Fuck off furfag.

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>>118731171
>Fuck off furfag.

I don't know if I want you deadminned now.
Fuck it.
You can stay.

>>118731171
Literally what, fake-probe?

>>118731107
It's a fucking space station in the future and all you can bring to the table is I want dragons?

What was the name of that 3D remake someone was going to make of SS13?

>>118731532
>says anon about a game with space wizards, cultists, skeletons and vampires

>>118732053
Centration, primulus, SS13 remake

navigation officer?
>can make corrections to the orbit of the station
>constant rad storms / meteor showers
>or none of them
>better solar outputs
>etc.

>>118732409
NPC jobs are fucking shit.

>>118732409
Seems more like something for the captain to do in his abundant downtime

>>118732409
>Antag
>Jack cap's spare
>Abuse meta knowledge to send us rocketing into a radiactive meteor storm
>Call the shuttle
>Hang out in my rad suit while everyone else is murderized by meat whores
>This happens every other round for 3 years cause there's always some newfag to do it

>>118732460
I love NPC jobs, that's why I play miner!

>>118732053
look at eight ch.net

>>118731483
How did you recognize it wasn't me?

>>118733138
The real Probe is a huge furfag and would never say no to more furfaggotry.

>>118733138
The real Probe doesn't tell people to fuck off just for making suggestions, even bad ones

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>>118733321
Oh fuck off

Would the real Probe please stand up?

>>118733492
I am the real Probe

Also machine upgrades update will be finished sometime today, grad school slowed this PR down a lot.

>>118733492
I am Probe's long lost brother Probe2.

>>118733492
I AM SPARTACUS

>>118733805
I am his exiled changeling kuudere imouto Probe3

>>118719467
>What do you do?
i will give it to some obvinious antag.

>>118733492
>>118733805
>>118733998
>>118733837
I'm so proud of you sons, you've finally joined the shitposting businesses of the family

I AM THE GOD OF GENESIS OF LONG PAST, FORGOTTEN UNDER AND BURIED UNDER THE EONS OF OLD MEMORIES, YET ETERNAL

waaah waah waaah!

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>>118734308
You forgot your selfie papa

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>>118733370
This was the answer I hope for but I should have known better.

Maybe I can channel this shitposting into posting things about space exploration.
http://www.nasa.gov/nh/nh-finds-blue-skies-and-water-ice-on-pluto

who /probe/ here?

>>118734672
STANDING

>>118734598
NASA is a bunch of lyng jews sucking on taxdollar tits.

>>118734672
Always and forever.

>>118734672
who the fuck this probe even is?

And this is why any namefag who doesn't want his identity hijacked takes a tripcode.

>>118735202
Senaat actually likes this kind of thing. That's why he's the greytide king.

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>>118735202
I'm watching football and cleaning. I'm not too miffed here.

>>118735202
nah its clean and healthy fun theyll stop using the fake name after the funs over

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>>118735202
I bet you play this game for the job mini-games, too.

>>118735202
We just want a pico probe inside us is all.

>>118735406
>coder humor

>>118730246
Random sampling is slow.
Random sampling several times for each tile in a zone is SLOOWWWWW

>>118735406
kek

RATTLE RATTLE

>>118736308
ACK ACK!

-steve probe

im the friggen sawbones

>>118736407
FUG YOU SAWBONES

>>118736407
Hey, freakshow, you ain't goin' no where.

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>>118736367
AckAck!Ack! Probe's probe attack!

>>118736407
Why do you keep saying this

Is it some reference I'm missing?

>>118736841
probably because he is the friggen sawbones

>>118736841
shitposting

>>118736407
>Has the captain hostage while disguised and barricaded in the captain's quarter's
>HoS shows up: Who are you? What do you want?
>Sawbones takes off his helmet," I'm the friggen sawbones! *beep**beep* fwoosh

>>118737024
>HoS shows up: Who are you? What do you want?
Why are you here? Where are you going?

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>>118737298
Damn... I'm I'm really feeling depressed that I fucked up my chance to take a hostage last time I was antag... Hold me anon.

>>118737694
*holds you*
whats that a buldge in your pant? :3
taking shitposting to the next level

>>118737850
Take me hostage in dorms you big grey alien. Ransom me for all the jumpsuits, just like one of your robowaifus

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>>118738067

>>118738218
>"knotty boy"
fucking lost it

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>just want to play spess on my day off
>instead have debilitating cluster headache
>mfw
why dont I get these when I'm at work so I can go home? why do I always get them when I have free time?

>>118738067
>Rob the armory
>Agree to negotiate the return of some weapons
>RD uploads a law to hunt me and Cyrr fills up and chloral and begins validhunting

You can't do fun gimmicks with robo-anything around.

>>118738553
cause you touch yourself at night

>>118738553
just take some painkillers and spess

>>118738662
I'll probably be in space in less than an hour, thanks to extra-strength Excedrin, but I still fucking hate it

>>118738662
You are under arrest for practicing medicine without a license.

>>118738553
Headache huh sir? I got just the thing *grinding noises*
Here, I whipped up some tramadol in this toilet, centrifuge. Pour some of the tramadol from this lexorin bottle I got out of recycling into this ice cup and drink it every 6-8 minutes to take the edge off


>>118738218
>Ahhh! You're delaminating my crystal!
>INSTABILITY AT 69696969%. DELAMINATION IMMINENT - EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY
>The structure shakes

>>118738905
; HELP SHITCURITY GRIFFIN ME
; I DIDNDO NUFFIN
*ahelp*
anyone want to erp up there? also shitcurity griffin me

>>118736841
i think im retarded to be honest

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>>118739150
Have some of my wisdom fellow probe

>>118738553
>cluster headache
Like the actual suicide inducing, chronic, worst-pain-a-man-can-experience cluster headache?

Why does the connection suddenly fail everytime?

>>118739521
>worst-pain-a-man-can-experience
that would be kidney stones

>>118739521
He has an assistant in his head rampaging agaisnt shitcuirty in his quest for the captain's spare ID. Yes. Yes he does.

>>118739709
inb4 come look at granpappy's kidney stone. It's bigger than a chicken egg

>>118739804
nerd

>>118739403
Did he killed himself or just deathgasped?

>>118740302
In death, shitcurity cannot contain you. All the world's jumpsuits belong to you.

>>118740302
The Butler killed him in the dining room with a spork.

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>>118738553
>want to play spess
>cannot because everyone around me is unstable and so am I
Hold me, lads.

>>118739683
>>118739683

>>118740980
the problem is from your computer
did you try turning it on and off?

>>118741142
IT tech probe sempai, how do I become robust?

>>118740980
look at the OP

>>118741312
I've played this serb for a year, it's not panic bunker

>>118741307
PRACTICE! PRACTICE! AND MORE PRACTICE!
find someone willing and practice beating the shit out of each other or build a rage cage and fight and practice in it
also in a fight never ever stop moving and try to move in unpredictable patterns

>>118741142
>claims to be IT expert
>tells people to turn their cvomputer on, then off
>a powered down computer cannot do work
>therefore it doesn't solve the original problem
>hence you are not giving any helpful advice as one would expect from an IT expert
>which leads me to believe you are not an IT expert at all
>but rather a ruseman trying to lure unsuspecting anons into some kind of trap
>which is very mean of you and not in the spirit of this general