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I actually do this a lot. I assumed it was actually just a thing people did until this game. It doesn't even seem that weird a concept to spend some time on a hard surface doing literally nothing and letting the entirety of existence just wash over for you for a bit.
Fuck I once spent a day lying in a field watching the sun cut a path through the clouds and see the stars slowly come out. No music, no books, no vidya.
that last thing you mentioned, people do that a lot
im not too sure about the laying on a floor thing though, i'd prefer to lay in bed and curl up and feel like shit but maybe that's because where i live it's really fucking cold 24/7
Oh yeah I wouldn't do it anywhere too cold or hot, the hard floor bit is just nice. I think I used to do it on the concrete outside our stables because a) I had SHIT all to do and b) thinking about stuff is cool.
Well fuck man, I guess me and made up imaginary sad ghost are in a two man club then.
How do you pronounce it, /utg/?
>Fuck I once spent a day lying in a field watching the sun cut a path through the clouds and see the stars slowly come out. No music, no books, no vidya.
That really sounds nice.
to bad where i live there is to much light pollution
now testing whether you can pacifist after killing so sorry, will get back to you shortly after 8pm HST
Someone put up Sans Emote for $57 bucks.
Are they fucking retarded?
When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!
Undyne the Undying and Sans are really fucking easy.
Also here are the results.
people always put shit up on the market for stupid prices because it's lol so funee and they hope that by some miracle someone will buy it either by accident or as an act of generosity
Can somebody please find the source on this? Reverse Google search yielded nothing, as tends to be the case with black-and-white images.
I'd really like to request a lotion-rubbing followup from the artist.
>not using last image for DETERMINATION
>by now Alphys has told ASGORE to absorb the 6 human souls!
>he fucking didn't
During Waterfall, there's the section where you fall down into the garbage dump. In the cutscene when you fall, it's obviously Asriel greeting Chara. However, if Chara is dead, how can Frisk be experiencing this memory?
Ari vs Frisk in a
"needs a hug" contest
Would you eat a Cinnamon-spiderscotch cake?
>Charaposting and implying that they wouldn't sneak up on Asriel while he's sleeping,tie up his arms and legs, shove a sock in his mouth, and rape him to oblivion
You need to try harder, partner..
How does he hear Asgore's voice consoling the sick Chara when he tries to sleep in Toriel's home when that happened years ago?
The answer is there is no answer, Toby didn't try to explain that nonsense.
I want to tease Asriel without malice and then begrudgingly pet him when he starts to feel bad.
I want to be tsundere for Asriel.
>sneak up on Asriel while he's sleeping,tie up his arms and legs, shove a sock in his mouth
>rape him to oblivion
Goats are disgusting, what are you talking about? It would be far more satisfying to strangle him. Or rather, get to the point where he is barely breathing and let him go
until next time.
Reposting cute goat family
>he doesn't keep his lashes in pristine condition
no, that stuff actually has that much economic value, whether or not you agree that a virtual item is worth that much there's still logic to that pricing
putting up an emote that's worth a couple bucks at most for over $50 is just flat-out stupid
pick on incessantly
just make sure at the end
you use mercy
Remember after you beat Omega Flowey and you spared him, Flowey gave you some kind of advice for how to proceed? You have to follow that.
The specific advice depends on who you've befriended throughout the game.
I like how Toby, instead of using just one or two shitty amateur soundfonts to compose his soundtrack, decided to use ALL the shitty amateur soundfonts he could get his hands on to give a unique sound to every song as needed.
Flowey's POV would probably be the best, it's already perfectly set up, he's got the determination mechanic, he's already told you he's seen and done everything, which means there's an everything for him to have seen and done, and you could even tie in the 6 humans, or at least some of them, i'm not sure on the timescale between asriel's death, the collection of human souls, and flowey's creation
>Not liking Cinnamon
A bet your holidays are a blast.
I meant to spoiler that image, will do lewd of Asriel eventually.
Which Undertale would you want to tuck into bed?
Which Undertale would you want to be tucked into bed by?
Taking art requests for Undertale steam cards
>all this gay goatposting at the start of a /utg/
Well I guess I if you can't beat 'em..
I've been thinking a lot lately about how nice it would be to be a little kid again and have Asriel as a brother and snuggling together at bed time. I wasn't supposed to turn out like this, /utg/. Where did everything go so wrong? When did I become a fucking freak?
every time I see papyrus, both the character and the font, I read it in joel's voice
not even the skeletor voice that he's using for papyrus, just his fucking regular narration voice
late to the party but holy FUCK
Yes, you're only supposed to fight him once. The fact that you're fighting him again means you didn't do something right. You have to go back and do additional stuff in the world after beating him to unlock the true pacifist ending.
>But hey, I wonder, since I wouldn't lie to sans, what happens if you tell him you think papyrus is uncool when you both go to grillby's?
sans tells you to knock that edge off right there, and then argues for his brother being cool
This game hit a lot of people hard
I know a few anon's that grew up with rough environments, without a brother or a lost brother
tuck asriel in
tucked into by toriel/asgore
i dont think there's any other appropriate responses
>you were a little apprehensive of it at first
>but you had to admit, she was kinda cute
>and the extra money she brought in from her bake sales did help a little
>besides, it's not like anything bad would happen, she was just a girl... with some spider-like elements right?
>but you weren't expecting this
>spiders of all shapes and sizes filled your home the second day of her living there
>lift up a cup?
>spiders yell at you for ruining tea time
>turn on the cooler?
>Muffet glares at you
>grab some cereal?
>some spiders already found the prize inside
>after weeks of spider shenanigans you've started to get fed up, especially after you tried to play your Wii U and found a huge spider nest inside the console
>you try going to bed early that night but lo and behold billions of spider chads are fucking on your only bed
>after you shake some spiders off your pillow you reluctantly accept that you're sleeping on your couch from now on
>when you set your pillow on your couch a web clings on to it and yanks it towards the ceiling
>pushed to the end of your patience you whip your head up
>Muffet has your pillow and she's laying in a hammock
>"there's room for one more Anon, that is, unless you're scared of spiders..."
iktf, I have some long thick eyelashes.
I do like to comb my toothbrush through them sometimes so they become more voluminous since I heard girls like eyelashes
sans is always worth $50 while the papyrus Background costs over $100
Totally worth buying to swag out my profile.
I'm sorry anon my feelings overwhelm me, I wish I had cool gay skeletons to post too
Okay hold up
I did pacifist, then true pacifist, genocide, and now I just finished pacifist again, so now I have to go do true pacifist again to get post genocide pacifist
I ain't even mad
I'm getting a chance to snuggle up with Muffet so I can't complain
Mettaton is made for worshiping.
>There's a Jerry in EVERY boss fight
You can't ditch him until the end
I would love
for you to put pants on. EAT THE FUCKING CRACKERS.
>undyne's laughing face is my favorite expression in the whole game
>the emote looks like trash
there's an artist drawing tiny frisk
it's kind of cute
I have/had a really good home life and this game is still fucking me up. Rip on blank characters that are meant to be self inserts all you want, but if you put yourself in the place of Frisk when playing you'll get pretty attached to goatmom, and well, anyone who helps you, really.
Did you know that butterflies like to absorb the moisture in your eyes?
>some spiders already found the prize inside
>At least I still have my head!
Tell me about it....The Flowey Emote sucks too....I rather have the petals with it...Not a circle.
Weaver. Stop. I cannot handle this much cuteness. My heart is going to explode.
it looks like it belongs on an amalgam
scaling was not kind to the fishface
Hearing Megalovania reminded me of how much I love DETERMINATION-tier boss music
I'm gunna lewd up your screen with Sans.
It makes me sick how obsessed people are with him
He's literally the only boss I didnt feel bad for at any point.
>GASTER IN THREAD
>GASTER IN THREAD
>GASTER IN THREAD
>GASTER IN THREAD
>Chara is reaching out to you in this thread
>They're going to reward your loyalty
Are you ready, partner?
what class would frisk be in dark souls
or better yet, chara
maybe a thief, like the dagger is the "real knife"?
They're not actual brothers so its okay
So apparently if you load after talking to Sans during a pacifist run he will tell you a codeword and you can learn more about what he knows.
Does this have any affect during a genocide run?
As in can information you get from a pacifist run affect things in a genocide run?
>Sees only two listings for Sans
>Cheapest is $4.55
>The other is $57
Chooses to buy the $4.55
Then every seller chooses Above $57 price range.
It has happened before with shit items /vg/
hey weaver, you gonna do any of those requests that not-weaver got?
What are you talking about anon.
Even if I call you the most gigantic niggerfaggot, you're still OUR most gigantic niggerfaggot.
>someone saved my filename version
Yeah, this is pretty much my Papyrus
That Sans is pretty bad though
Sometimes I think Toby made a deal with the devil for amazing music skills. Not for his own soul, no. Just for the souls of anyone who willingly gives them up in whatever he uses those skills for.
>tfw Asriel would be the only monster dork enough to argue with Alphys about which Mew mew is better
Gotta bully them i tell ya
>Friend hasn't played Undertale yet despite me having shared my Steam library with him
>Has been reblogged (yes, yes, I know, Tumblr bogeyman) several posts relating to Lesser Dog regardless
>Likewise none of my friends with whom I've shared my Steam library with have played it yet despite all of them planning on doing it
Just DO IT
Don't be so dense, partner. Chara doesn't need to play by your rules, they only humor them for your sake.
No it hasnt, it was around 13$ at most
Also that would require each and every person who currently has it up to coordinate and feel like waiting the week or so for each of the 50$ emoticons to get sold
Daily reminder that Chara has no friends, so you should be their friend!
I'm streaming it atm, It'll be on my tumblr when it's done.
I shall do that too just for you.
Just as planned.
So I played that OFF game you people said to play.
It was some high-caliber pretentious french garbage. Probably going to skip LISA now.
>Try to talk
>You have nothing to say
But I thought I could talk to him to lower his ATK and DEF?
>Under3, The most Tsundere of plants.
>Under5, Not a few million more pairs?
>Under7-Oh. Get on my level. :)
Frisk'd be into western comics/cartoons and Asriel would try to get into that instead to suppress memories of Absolute Hyperdeath
He'd watch a bit of Cowboy Bebop and other accepted animes when he gets older but hide his powerlevel
this triggers the Gaster fight
bumping this question
but im gussing no one here plays dark souls
i guess i'll just make an undyne spear user instead
what's your tumblr, i need to see this glorious stuff
>bewildered and a little taken aback you stutter that it's completely okay
>but she's not taking no for an answer
>Muffet sends a rather sticky web that seems to fuse with your hands
>no use fighting it, the more you struggle the more tighter the viscous thread gets
>as you're hoisted towards the hammock you can hear cheers and "get theres" from the chadiers
>Muffet's eight purple eyes glow as they study you
>the moonlight makes her fangs glisten as they approach you rather rapidly
>was she going to bite you? was this because you said Spider-Man sucked?
>your NEET life flashed before your eyes when you squeezed them shut
>a sort of comfortable fuzziness brushes against your forehead before a soft feeling and a little *smek* sound
>kind of like how velvet feels
>you cautiously open your eyes and see Muffet's face hovering over yours
>she has a loving smile spread across her face
>"goodnight anon uhuhuhu~"
>she cuddles against your side and drapes two of her arms across your stomach
>the fuzziness fills you with determination! (and sleepiness)
>maybe this isn't so bad
>you snuggle against your warm waifu and yawn before a cluster of spiders drop from the ceiling and serve as blankets
>Holds the player back
>abandons her people when she has reservations
>gives up on her supposed moral grounds after a few rounds of mercy
>Admits on defeat that she can't offer the player any real sort of proper life in the ruins
>Gets cranky and contemptuous at her nickname being revealed
>Tells bad jokes
>wears a moo moo
>her sprite doesn't move
>Makes the player DETERMINED
>sticks with his people even while he suffers
>destroys mercy because of his commitment, has to be literally beaten in a manly duel of honour
>doesn't pull punches
>Offers the player a happy life and a family on defeat
>Embraces his embarrassing nickname with pride
>Trains a True Heroine
>wears a kickass cape and armor
>his sprite moves
Don't give the tripfag attention, please. In return, I will draw some undertale. But,
it will be a surprise.
>I shall do that too just for you.
So based, thanks a bunch
>Asriel will never build up the courage to write you a love letter
>You will never take it and rip it up in front him without reading it and tell him he's sick and a pervert and that incest is wrong
is there any reason to not also follow your personal?
why the fuck not, they're an artist, they're allowed to trip
Because we are undeserving of his greatness.
He only wanted good wifi and to hang out, but everyone had to be really uncool and not improve their lives by letting Jerry sneeze on them.
Do you think Jerry and Burgerpants are friends? I bet they are.
ARTISTS GET ON DRAWING THIS RIGHT AWAY
I gave that game a shot back when it was the popular flavor of the month and hated it
it's got nice music, the world was kinda interesting, and I liked the designs of the characters, but the gameplay itself was awful
better off watching someone else play it
I don't get why people are so quick to commit murder in the game when they don't know about the specific pacifist path. Yeah, you kill things in other RPGs, but for me, I always take nonlethal/nonviolent routes when provided such in games.
I'm so fucking dissapointed in you
Ive got the biggest fucking grin on my face
> be gone for three-ish hours
> three threads have passed
> we go through a thread an hour
Well fuck me in the anus how am I supposed to keep up
I was able to beat her after 3 h or so. But the hardest part was near the end when she started throwing the spears in a non-spinning circle.
Now I'm at sans and I don't think I'll ever be able to finish genocide.
Its not like I can do any better. Its got a nice ending, and honestly I think it would make good art
In most cartoony RPGs you don't actually kill anything, they just poof and go away or something
The disintegration animation is probably intentionally similar to this, and you don't actually learn until you get to the library in Snowdin that you're actually, literally, killing them
Honestly it's more that I generally don't like being a dick in games. Am I the weird one for not being quick to murder people? Is it just because I've played Spec Ops: The Line?
/r/ing Monster Kid saying "Who needs arms with legs like these?"
>It's a perfect ending
>Asriel is returned to form, Frisk is still whole, everyone is happy
>Asriel has been gone from the underground for so long
>but now everyone fucking adores Frisk
>even Asriel's parents like him more.
>his fucking memorial statue was ditched for a Mettaton one
>nobody really cares about shota goat.
>look up toby's old stuff
what the fuck
>It's kayla-na, you turd. They and the reactionary Anons always shit up the thread
im not in the general 24/7 anon
i havent been here for days, i dont know every single artist and anon here like you evidently do
If someone breaks the laws of time and space through sheer determination just to save you from a nightmarish cycle of ever-deepening soulless insanity, I'm pretty sure it's reasonable to develop some affection for them.
As for the letter, it probably says:
I LIKE YOU
DO YOU LIKE ME
[ ] YES
[ ] NO
Can someone post Box Metaton's "face"?
I wanna see how close it looks to this
Yes sir, madam. Hope you don't mind Papyrus in the picture as well.
>You will never have an edit of DBZ Kai that gives it the Bruce Faulconer soundtrack
It wasn't always directed well and the Japanese soundtrack isn't bad, but damn if the key moments of the series aren't way more hype with the synth and electric guitar of the Faulconer score.
>You will never watch Goku go Super Saiyan 3 for the first time with Asirel