Have you ever let girls win in a video game?

>>389724831
i dont know any girls

death to animeposters

>pink-striped pantsu
SLUT

>>389724848
this tbqhwyf

fpbp and all that

Last time I was in a situation like that I wasn't yet aware of the concept of opposite sex, so no I guess

>>389724831
yes i let my female friend win when we 1v1 in most game

>>389724831
No. I have let kids win before, but I don't see why I should let someone beat me for being a woman. It's not like she would bang me later for doing so, so what's the use?

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>>389724881
>tfw when the wife wears sports panties

The weak should fear the strong

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>>389724831
No, I did quite the opposite. I had my older girl cousins over once, and we played the X-Men fighting game on PSX. My mom called us because she made breakfast, and we put the game on pause and started going to the kitchen. I was left with 10% health on pause and my older cousin had about 80% left, so I unpaused the game when they left and just finished the round beating her character, then paused on the win screen. Not to mention, immeasurable assflame was the result, and they never wanted to play with me ever again. That's what you get for being a preppy city bitch coming to the rural area and ganging on your smol cousin.

>>389724831
Only if I have to suck her nipples.

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>>389725197
>PSX

>>389725197
I feel you. Some people get so bitchy over some joke. It's not like winning in a videogame even matters anyway.

yes
because if i didnt she'd sit on me and she was very heavy

>>389724831
this picture is so awful its funny

>>389725197
>>389725319
Die innumerable times out of cancer worse, than one hitting all boards simultaneously.

ITT virgins that play videogames with girls

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>>389725442

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>>389724831
>Have you ever let girls win in a video game?
Yes, it's my fetish. I make sure it's a 1v1 setting and make them think they're really good by letting them dominate me 100% of the time. Have to play the part also like it bothers you.

Then I fap to it afterwards.

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>>389725884
A true adonis.

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>>389725307

>>389725812
im not a virgin though, i just make sure it's a close and entertaining match.
girls just want a quick thrill and i give it to them

>>389725016
The kids let you bang them after doing so?

>>389726096
this thread is over

I don't think I've ever played with one.

>>389724831
>Have you ever let girls win in a video game?
y-yes I totally let her win on purpose

>>389725884
very patrician

Why would I?

>tfw no girl to play with

>>389725090
>the wife
kys XD

>>389724831
I met a girl that lent a strong impression that I wouldn't have to, only her competitive nature extended far beyond that and she ended up just being a THOT

video games

>>389726454
t. cuck

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>>389724831

fate put me against a grrrl gamer in high school

i slapped her around with a gravity hammer and she hollered and dug her nails into my thigh every time.

it was terrible but luckily i made myself so hideous that no person of either gender wanted to be in contact with me, so i've never had to suffer through that junk again.

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>>389725884
You live and die by your desires. I can respect that.

>>389726634
male heterosexuality belongs in the DSM 6.0. evidence:

>>389726858
>>389726328
>>389725975
>>389725884

Even when I dated a girl in high school, I never played any multiplayer games with her. We just switched back and forth playing singleplayer stuff.

Then again, we were at that age and stage in the relationship where doing any fucking thing together is enjoyable when you're in the same room and the possibility of physical contact is real.

No idea if it would be more or less enjoyable as an adult. I'm not going to find out anytime soon regardless, I don't know any girls and I'm not trying to get my dick wet.

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>>389726096
You know I can't answer that.

>>389727027
Yes

Winning against them is also losing

>>389724831
kinda, she was rubbing her feet on my dick over my shorts at the time, so i hope that gets leniency. it was on purpose, i could have kicked her ass of course

>>389727183
>rubs your dick through your shorts
>you lose
>you feel empowered for getting your dick played with
>a short time afterwards she backs her fat ass into her black drug dealer's cock bragging about how she beat a boy in video games

make no mistake, all young single women in today's world are complete cunts

>>389727290
>single

meant unmarried

>>389727290
>>389727329
Married women are just the same. No one is safe anymore.

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>>389725307
This retard again, here we go

>>389727478
Oh, right. Cuckoldry. I even fucked a married whore myself, what am I thinking?

Trust me, you guys are missing out on absolutely nothing. If you think "hot dog down a hallway" means something, try imagining John McClane hanging off the elevator shaft in the first Die Hard. And I have a well above average sized dick.

Women are disgusting

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>>389726096

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>>389724831
>letting anyone ever win without earning it

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>>389728068
It's PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4
not
PSX, PSX2, PSX3, PSX4

>>389728834
Why is it PS1? Did they know they will go all the way up to 4 when they came up with the console idea?

>>389728929
Yes.

>>389728834
Actually is PS, PS2, PS3, PS4
OR
PSX, PS2, PS3, PS4
Nobody called it the PS1 until PS2

>>389724831
Nope. Last time I played one I just grabbed her over and over again in Killer Instinct because I didn't know anything about the game.

>>389727290
It's only fair, considering anon also went to brag on a cambodian pottery imageboard.

>>389729171
There's some schadenfreude to reap but it's far from fair

Fembots when? Shouldn't be hard to make them accurately, they just need to be able to spread their legs and lie

>>389725197
You're a cunt anon.

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I don't purposely lose, but I make sure to decrease my power level so much that it looks like I'm winning by lucky guesses and flukes. Sometimes this causes me to lose, and whether I win or lose, it always looks like a close match, so they seem to have a good time and even insist on rematches.

>>389725197
>bitching out and acting like it makes you tough

yeah you're from the country alright

>>389726387
watch more anime

>>389725016
How can you win playing doctor?

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I used to be a ruthless little cunt as a kid. In our circles, I was literally the only one who knew how to combo in Tekken 3 and Tag, and in Crash Team Racing I made sure to hit every shortcut and saved missiles and clocks for whenever a player got ahead of me. A family friend's mom called me a "game master" in a really cunty disapproving manner. I think that's kinda when I started holding back.

>>389729837
I heard there is this great place called reddit where you can suck mods off and talk about vidya.

I don't need to let them beat me.

They do it on their own. ;_;

>>389729889
>Because within the game, they are no better than children.
And? They are not kids and should be mature enough to not be too bothered by losing. That's not a good reason.
>I hold back even against guys if they are clearly outmatched.
I do so too with my friends or guys that seem cool and I want to give them a good time. I really don't care about winning that much. However, women do not make for good friends, and, unlike with men and children, they won't ever improve anyway, so playing with them will never be fun. Handicapping yourself is a worthless effort. You would know that if you weren't some beta faggot.
>Stop thinking with your dick
Never.

>>389729889
Chocoblanka would rape you at any game you played with her and your faggot ass would be powerless to do anything but masturbate about it afterwards

>>389724831
No, I never let them win at anything when they try to compete against me. I hit girls too, ever since elementary. I learned to put a bitch in her place early in my life.

>>389724831
No, and I don't plan on it. Chances are if they're the bullshitty kind of girl that rubs whether you win or lose, I'd be better off winning so I can at least be smug.

>>389731223
Dammit. Off by one. I wanted that Kirino booty, but I got a literal who instead.

>>389730937
dey hatin

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>>389731289
I guess I'll just serenade Onodera-chan

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My sisters.
Seeing them being happy winning is way more fun than just destroying them.
But be sure to remind them who's the boss from times to times

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I have never played a video game with a girl in real life other than my mother. If I played someone with a female mii in smash 4 I always tryharded though.

I don't play with subhumans

>>389724831
Only once, because I felt kinda bad for her. It was Mario Kart Wii and I was near the end of the track so I drove into the wall on purpose so she could win. Then her BF (my cousin) mocked me for losing to a girl so I blurted out "I let you win"/

A different girl has beaten me a couple of times in Smash before, but I wasn't going easy that time. I won more matches against her though.

Me and my classmate used to play a quiz game and she used to win only once like every tenth match, and only me.

You can say this is why i am still a virgin, but she already had a bf at that point.

I don't let anyone win because if I was in their place I'd feel insulted.

>>389733216
A lot of people don't know what patronizing looks like. They'll think you are just a jerk.

>>389724831
Once in highschool, I was playin some Bust-A-Groove at home with my friends. GF was into the game and really good at it. I was too. We were both at 100% accuracy coming into the last solo dance sections and I use the hidden high scoring moves. GF throws a fit about that not being fair, so I give baby her bottle and botch the last few chains.

Shoulda just beat her though. If we were both at 100% at the end, it woulda just been a tie anyway if I hadn't done the high scoring moves.

I let my big Sister (2 yars difference) win in Smash brothers. She was so happy that i just couldn't tell her.

>>389727290
First time I got head was because a girl was tryin to get me to die in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island so she could have a turn playing. It did not work. I got through the level. On her turn, I played with her nips, and she died in a few minutes. I took the controller and played through the rest of the level. She was mad.

>>389724831
Never played with one.

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>>389735406
>big sister

>>389724831
what are girls?

Ice cream

>>389725197
Kys

>>389724848
this honestly

>>389724831
source

In a group setting I'm usually more interested in trying to pull off wacky bullshit than winning, so yeah, in a way I let them win.

Except my cousin, because she always talks shit beforehand if we're playing one of "her" games, and I can't let that slide.

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What are some good games to losr to women in?

>>389724848
Thread should have ended here desu

>>389724831
i like her hair pin
who is he

>>389724831
No. I waste them up at full capacity everytime

>>389740258
Mario Kart

>>389724848
This

One time when Rocket League was really big this girl told me she'd let me make out with her for every round I won
I'd never played it before but she must have fucking sucked because good God she didn't score more than five times

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>>389724831
>playing ultra sf4 online with my friend a few years ago
>"hey my gf wants to play you cool with that?"
>don't really know if she's good or not
>usually play dee jay, claw, rose and poison so I go with blanka since he's one of my weaker characters
>she picks dictator
>can do scissors kicks, slide and stand MK and HK
>almost stuns me
>start whiff punishing with slides
>punish unsafe slides with cr mk to blanka ball
>it works every time
>win
>"come on man go easy on her what are you doing??"
she didn't seem all that upset, my friend just lost his shit because I didn't sandbag

>>389741990
Never watched gochiusa, reroll

>>389726170
I want to marry Saber!

hahahaha get fucked roll retards

>>389726170
rolling for Christina

>2011
>height of sc2 esports
>have qt blonde white gf
>she doesnt play games
>always take her to nerd parties where everyone shames her for being noob
>i shame her too because she's bad
>she gets good out of anger
>starts owning everyone
>gets grandmaster
>dumps me, quits gaming
lol

>>389742702
:(

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>>389724831
I used to play DS3 with this guy all the time and he would run me through the game and stuff. He also taught me a lot about pvp and Im pretty sure he let me win a few times in our matches just because he had a huge crush on me.

he more or less ghosted me when he found out i was a lesbian and just wanted to be freinds with him. I miss him a lot and i really appreciated my time with him

>>389742929
should have married him

>>389742929
Sounds like a cuck

>>389724831
Yes
My niece

>>389726170
give me something goood

>>389742929
im sorry to hear, i've ghosted women after i found out they did drugs, it's just how guys are.

>>389743005
I mean i was a lil flirty with him and sort of made a joke that i would have dated him if he was straight because he actually had a chad voice and was a really nice guy but i think that probably is what made him ghost me.

>>389743035
I learned after that, that he had actually had a few gf's leave him for other girls in the past so he was a little hyper sensitive to it.

>>389743193
>if he was straight
If i was straight*

people """ghost""" because they find out something """deal breaking""" about you but don't have the heart/balls to say it to your face... so you're instead left with this questioning feeling where you never really know what you did wrong. it's dumb and people should really have more respect for each other.. however, people do tend to flip out if you still them stuff like that, but still. both parties should try harder to have genuine relationships instead of treating their friends like objects

>>389743193
yes that shit fucks you up, iits like, "am i not man enough to keep a woman straight?"

>>389743259
im waiting for 3 girls to actually put some effort in our friendship by saying something to me.
im sick of starting conversations every time. if they can't think of anything to say to me then that's on them, they clearly aren't interested in me as I am with them

>>389743506
my advice is to just drop any and every girl from your life that doesn't have the time of day for you. i don't care HOW perky her boobs are or how pretty her face is, it's never worth the time and effort waiting for someone to start caring about you. there are tons of awesome people out there that actually share hobbies with you and would love to be your friend, why would you waste your time on girls that don't care??? being alone is preferable, to me at least.

>>389743259
Yeah idk it would be nice to not be ghosted i just wanted to be freinds :/

>>389743284
Yeah i imagine i would probably feel the same way if i kept having gf's leave me for men.

>>389743679
This anon is right. Guys who put themselves in the freind zone and wait for the girl to show interest in them are deluding themselves. Real life isn't anime and if a girl sees you as not being relationship material its very unlikely for her to change her mind

>>389743694
>>389743253
>>389743193
>>389742929
How the fuck did none of you newfags call out
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>389744325
Not everyone is an autist like you

>>389744325
im not from reddit

>>389744325
she's lesbian so probably a 4/10

>>389724831
only if they're actually better than me.

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>>389744443
>all lesbians are unattractive
>>>/r9k/

>>389724831
Yes then I slay that pussi

>>389744538
>he thinks girls are lesbians because they kissed on cam

senpai..

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>>389744538
haha that fridge is fucking gay

>>389744538
>all lesbians are like my porno
lol

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>>389744707
>>389744687
>>389744667
>this level of delusion
>WAAAAHHHHHH ALL LESBIANS R GROSS 4CHINS TOLD ME SO
>t-t-t-that wedding photo is fake too!

>>389744687
>That feel when you own a Mazda 3.

>>389744821
I do to anon and I like it

>>389744818
are you saying the girl on the right is more than a 4/10?

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>>389744885
real life isn't anime son

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>tfw too male to be a lesbian

I've never played with another person, so no.

>>389742929
Boys and girls can't be friends past early grade school and if you thought you could then you're dumb.

>>389724831
No, but if a girl is on my team, I go into ironman white knight full tryhard mode. Notice me kohai.

>>389745262
I have other male freinds but i have seem to have lost quite a few once they realized i was only into girls a few years ago. Maybe you are right anon, it's just that most other girls only want to do basic bitch stuff and play the fucking sims while some of my tastes would be described as more... male oriented? I just wanted friends with common interests :(

>>389745262
It might be possible if the woman is fat/ugly but otherwise yeah. Even if the man is in a relationship with another woman he's gonna want to fuck her and even if he tries not to act on that it's still gonna get awkward.

>>389724831
My sister likes playing on my 3DS.

>>389745413
if you have a Kik you can add me: spacehorror
we can chat about games and if you're at least close enough where ping isnt an issue we can play some more games

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Back on track faggots
>>389724831
This girl I had a crush on was visiting and she wanted to play COD, she talked a huge amount of shit so I humored her, she couldn't even play that great becuase she wanted the controls to be inverted.
So She inverts the controls and still sucks but like i said, I had huge crush so I was just running around her not shooting

She has since got a boyfriend last I heard

C'iest La vie

>>389745413
You are not special just because you like to play video games. You're probably not even a girl, but even if you are why wouldn't you acknowledge that this is how it's literally always going to be because its human nature. Girls will never be able to have a fun time playing video games because it's an entirely male dominated hobby. You can do it, I don't give a fuck, but you're not going to have friends who are boys because that isn't how it works and you know it. You seem like a 4/10 so why don't you just send them a selfie and then they'll stop being friends with you sooner so you won't have these delusions of grandeur because you're playing with DA BOyZ and you're not like those other girls.

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>>389725197
>being a self-aggrandizing cunt when you cheated in the most petty of ways

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>>389724831

I remember playing mario kart with some girls

>Everyone else gets really competitive and tries to win

>I'm just picking yoshi and having fun

>>389745542
I don't use kik anymore because its not 2014 but if you want my discord you can. Im ngl though im pretty busy these days trying to find a job so i don't know how much free time I will have.

>>389745656
I never said i was special for playing video games. Why are you so triggered? I just don't really have the same tastes as my female freinds irl and they are always making fun of me for being a tomboy lesbian. It's not really my fault they listen to shitty pop music and watch the fucking bachelor..

>Girls will never be able to have a fun time playing video games because it's an entirely male dominated hobby.
But i love playing video games anon. Just recently got into fallout new vegas after only having played it on 360 and im kinda sad that I didn't get into it sooner because its a lot of fun.
>ou can do it, I don't give a fuck, but you're not going to have friends who are boys because that isn't how it works
I see :/

After maybe 15 matches of consecutive winning I'll deliberately pick a C-tier character I've never used, then throw a match She'll act all smug saying how good she is at the game that she can beat me any time.

>>389724831
Yes, cuz i'm very cocky and i like to brag alot, after owning them for a solid 2 games or so depending on the game i let them win, except in Fifa, they always own me on that shit, fk that game.

>>389746130
>It's not really my fault they listen to shitty pop music and watch the fucking bachelor..
There's that superiority complex. I'm not triggered, don't assume that I give a shit about you.

>But i love playing video games anon
You'll never be able to play video games the way that boys can. Please don't misunderstand, you can play them, but it's impossible to have the same experience.

Don't judge your friends because of the things they like and how they aren't the same. It's pathetic and they deserve a better friend than someone who would treat them like that.

>>389746130
i dont use discord sorry, it also sounds like youre getting in a singleplayer RPG so i doubt you'd have time to play anyhting outside of work and New Vegas

>>389746435
>t's pathetic and they deserve a better friend than someone who would treat them like that.
I don't treat them poorly they treat me poorly for listening to "guys music" and playing video games.

Why are you so mean anon?

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>>389746435

>being so triggered because another human being plays video games

we're all just animated piles of meat wrapped around bones, constantly dying and reforming on a monthly basis.

You're telling me that an arbitrary distinction can be made in the distribution of meat against the bones against someone's ability to play video games and shitpost on /v/?

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>everyone ganging up on the poor girl
Lmao at the bitter virgins and MGTOW ITT

>>389746539
>Why are you so mean anon?
I'm just in it for the you's lad, I'm mainly laughing it up looking at this guy >>389746464 .

Incase you really are too delusional to see it, it doesn't matter how they treat you for liking things if you talk shit about them behind their back, that makes you petty and pathetic. Don't be friends with them if it bothers you.

>>389746656
>You're telling me that an arbitrary distinction can be made in the distribution of meat against the bones against someone's ability to play video games and shitpost on /v/?

I don't care that she's got a cunt, the problem is that she IS a cunt

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>>389746774

fair point

>>389746774
>if you talk shit about them behind their back,
I wouldn't be freinds with them if they weren't nice girls and i never claimed otherwise. Their tastes are just extrmely different from mine and thus we don't really have a lot in common.
>the problem is that she IS a cunt
Now i remember why I usually don't reveal my gender. Calling me a cunt when you have been nothing but mean to me is pretty hypocritical anon.

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>I-I'm not like the other girls teehee
Stop pretending to be a man and learn to be a proper girl. Stop experimenting with faggotry and find a nice guy to settle down with and have kids before your biological clock runs out.

>>389746932
most people (both guys and girls) are either condescending assholes or completely indifferent to you if they don't find you profitable or sexually attractive. it doesn't have anything to do with you, he's just being a fag. don't worry about it and have a good weekend instead~

>>389746932
>Now i remember why I usually don't reveal my gender.
The fact that this is even an issue for you makes you come across as vapid. Girls who play games are either 4/10s or lying. It's a hobby for fucking losers with nothing going on in life and you get a bunch of dummies like >>389747153 who white knight constantly. Don't go on the internet and talk shit about your friends because you're special and cool and like to play video games. Shut the fuck up and watch the bachelor, there's nothing wrong with it. People like you are awful.

lol I forgot /v/ has like /r9k/ or /soc/ levels of females

>>389747074
>Stop pretending to be a man
I'm not pretending to be a man and i don't actually look so much like a dyke irl that guys stop hitting on me.
>Stop experimenting with faggotry
Experimenting was me repressing my feelings for girls throughout highschool and dating/fucking guys despite not being attracted to them just to appease everyone else. Not doing that shit anymore.

>>389747153
Ty anon but i doubt my weekend will be all that good i think my parents forgot my birthday again.

>>389747432
>The fact that this is even an issue for you makes you come across as vapid. Girls who play games are either 4/10s or lying.
You're pretty bad at trolling anon.

>>389747432
>assumptions
fuck off bro, ill white knight all i want

>>389724831
Only cute ones.

>>389747510
>Experimenting was me repressing my feelings for girls throughout highschool and dating/fucking guys despite not being attracted to them just to appease everyone else. Not doing that shit anymore.
It is your duty to your country to have children, not to be happy.

>>389724831
FUCKING MADCATZ

>>389747510
>dating/fucking guys despite not being attracted to them
EWW!

>>389724831
Yeah I was but a 16 year old shitter at the time and this girl who I was into was pretty low self esteem at the time and I'd let her win so she wouldn't get down.

Thankfully we both grew up so I'm not a cuck and she's not an edgy shitter. Never dated her though because online relationships are weird.

>>389747583
>It is your duty to your country to have children, not to be happy.
Then why are you still a virgin anon? Maybe i will find some nice guy to give me his sperm one day but its not my job at all to have kids.

>>389747661
I was peer pressured a lot by my parents and classmates who told me it was just a phase :/

Me and my asexual gf play all the time together

>>389747764
>pressured to fuck men by your parents
EWW!

>>389747825
They were like the anon in this thread and told me that I needed to find a nice guy and give them grandchildren.

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>>389747823

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>>389724831
HOW HAS THE TYPICAL ANIME DUTCH ANGLE ALMOST ROTATED THE IMAGE NINETY FUCKING DEGREES
THIS HAS GONE PAST QUIRKY AND INTO FUCKING MENTAL
WHO DRAWS SOMETHING AND THEN JUST FLIPS IT 85°

>>389748004
It's to make the titties in the middle

>>389747913
But you do have to do that anon. There is a reason they are asking for it.

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>>389748004
>tfw doing autistic things on purpose because internet culture means anyone pointing out those things as odd makes them autistic

>>389748098
I can give them grandchilden and still be a lesbian. No one chooses their sexuality and i really tried for years to force myself to like guys but it was so bad i needed therapy afterwards.

>>389748151
so you're an autist trying to find other autists?

>>389724831
The fuck is a girl?

Closest is using a single Pokemon with Outrage against a team of Pokemon used by a girl that's only casually into the series as an attempt to balance out how much stronger my shit is.

I got hit by confusion and she used toxic on me and so she just barely won. I then swapped out for another Pokemon for round 2 and sweeped her to even the score.

>>389748341
hello re**it

as a 25 year old with a normie job, i fucking hate everyone my age. there is no more "crushing" or "friends," people are ""too old and mature for that."" there's not even friendzones anymore, you're either balls deep in a girl or she won't even talk to you because she's ""too busy."" or else she'll text you the entire day about how much she hates her coworkers...

the only place i find human interaction is ironically on 4chan, because real life is full of fucking drones and idiots aspiring to die faster through the corporate world

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>>389748390
>competitive pokemon

>>389748416
Not an argument

>>389748539
Who is this girl (male)?

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>>389741362
>tfw a girl you know just got a switch from her ex and you're playing Mario kart with her later

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>>389748631
Alexandra Gaier

>>389748730
>playing video games with a girl
>both hands on controller, no chance to get handsy
why bother? just do something more passive

>>389748730
>ex
>giving an expensive gift for nothing in return
Top cuck for believing this

>>389748730
>just got a switch from her ex
???
why/how?
did she buy it initially or something?

Just my little sister.

>>389748796
The kicker is that it's gonna be online

>>389748803
She's a total slut, I know for a fact it wasn't for nothing :^)

>>389748852
He got it and never used it, so he gave it to her

>>389749030
>The kicker is that it's gonna be online
playing the long game eh? she better have rocking boobies

>>389749090
You can't spell slut without several letters from her name.

>>389748004
Because slanted angles make normal situations much more sexy.
I seriously which I had that picture right now with the loli sitting in the car with 2 different angles

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>>389749143
i tried to think of a name that has all 4 letters from slut in it to be funny but i failed so have some elphelt instead

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>grill over looking through games collection
"Let's play mortal kombat X"
>Decide I'll let her win a few and make a come back after "warming up"
>tfw I look over and she's holding the controller weird like it's an arcade game
>tfw she beats my ass even when I tried my best
>it's her first time playing MKX

stayed up that night mad that I lost a majority of games. Realize that she probably let me win a few for pity.

didn't even get to fugg

uninstall MKX the next day

>>389724831

I have before, yes.
It was in Mario kart 64.

I was 14 at the time and over at her house. I started slide boosting and she didnt even know what that was... so i started crashing into trees and stuff and sliding into walls and she won. Blamed the controller.

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>>389749586
>girl at your house (just you two it sounds like)
>playing games late into the night
>didn't fuck
literally how didn't you? WHAT? like was she just there to beat your ass? did she think she was at evo?? what was the context

>>389728973
Carl: I don't get it. What's so "great" about this depression?
Lenny: I like how everything's in sepia tone. Makes me all nostalgic.
Abe: I didn't think it would come to this when I fought in the First World War.
Lenny: "First World War"? Why do you keep calling it that?
Abe: Oh, you'll see!

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>>389749634
>Slide boosting

>>389749362
Are all girls with big boobs massive sluts?

I feel that is the case.

>>389749818
Not always but you have to remember that girls with large breasts receive a LOT of male attention all the time and it usually goes to their head.

>>389749362
Tulisa

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>>389749818
The case being that she has a pretty big rack, so evidence says yes.

>>389749709
Just a friend that dropped by. I don't think I spaghetti'd that night, I hope.
We did end up fucking a few times later on but it felt forced. We both weren't into it 100 percent even as a FWB. I liked her more as a friend anyway.

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>>389749923
i have never heard of that name, nice job
>>389749818
>>389749895
>>389749943
she's not a slut she's just enthusiastic (;

God no.
When my sister was about to beat me once in Crash Team Racing I switched off the console.

I was a massive faggot as a child.

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>>389750027
how do you even fuck a girl if you're not into her and she's not into you? like how do you even get hard, i don't get it. i must just jerk off too much, i could never sleep with a girl unless i was super into her mentally, extremely horny, or she was extremely hot

>>389743193
I honestly can't blame him. Imagine being so bad at relationships that you turn men gay.

She was cute. Like a 7.
Like I said, it felt forced. We both knew a relationship wouldn't go anywhere so we settled on fwb. After a while we just stopped fucking but still hung out. I don't know what else to tell you. I am sort of a manwhore, I'd fuck practically any girl that looked cute or decent. It wasn't about attractiveness though. I don't know how else to explain the situation.

On a side note, your first reply made my day. I was never good at fighting games, it's my weakest genre for sure. My sister beat me a few times at tekken 7 with some chick that did lots of flips/air moves. She doesn't even play games, she likes story based shit like telltale games and the last of us (which she didn't even play on her own).
Other than fighting games, girls don't beat me and are usually not as good as me. We play for fun usually.