>final boss is a member of the Church

Let's face it, having a fistfight with the goddamned Pope under the Vatican in Assassin's Creed was fucking hilarious.

>>389326825
>you defeat the boss by kicking him up the arse

>>389326825
>defeat the boss by reciting contradictory passages from his holy book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvqOfrs6CA

>>389326825
Imagine running around with a huge cloak like that. That'd be fucking fun, man.

>>389327287
There are no contradictions in the Bible you fedora tipping faggot

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>final boss is a rollerblade

>>389326825
>protagonist is a racist now

>>389327546
> final boss has 3 forms

> cigarette
> alcohol
> rollerblades

>>389327540
You know the bible you know today wasn't written by jesus but by his followers and has multiple errors from time and translations right? it has multiple authors and only sections they randomly picked from a whole host of divinely inspired texts ended up being in there. And now you tell me it has no contradictions.

>>389328117
what did he mean by this???

>You were the final boss all along.

>>389327540
Romans 3:20, 28; 5:1
then
James 2:25

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>>389326825
>you are a member of the church
>you get to punish heathens and heretics
>the local people hate you even though you're doing the right thing

>>389326825
>Final Boss' weakness is rabbits.

>>389326825
HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!

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>final boss is impervious to your attacks

>>389326975
>you can do a speech check to convince him you didn't kick him up the arse
>he sees through it by reading your achievements

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is this game good?

>>389328604
> speech check to convince the boss to kick himself up the arse.

> [speech 100] president eden, kick yourself up the ass

>>389328658
yes and no

it's a game that has pretty good world-building, interesting characters, an amazing soundtrack and has obviously had a lot of love put into it, but it's also ball-crushingly difficult, the combat is arcanum-tier levels of bad and every single fight makes you chug ridiculous amounts of potions (which don't stack in your inventory for some reason)

it's worth trying, but i honestly couldn't see it through to the end and ended up dropping it shortly after starting act 2

>Sidequest
>Who shot JR?

>>389328428
>Your a member of the church
>The game gives you an option to sell indulgences to NPCs with high faith.

>party member you thought was dead turns out to be unharmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCiUzvAoEk4

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>>389326825
>Final boss is the church

>final boss molested you when you were an altar boy.

> final boss is god

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>>389326825
>Final boss is a god

>first boss is a spider-baby

I should go back and rewatch Father Ted. It was so good.

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>>389326825
>try a Persuasion check
>don't meet the requirement

>want to replay Father Ted
>remember the lingerie level

yeah fuck that

>>389329721
>not the cave level

I swear I got tinnitis from listening to the vocals on my headphones, shit was like that MGS3 cave level except with music.

Everytime I remember Father Ted the first thing that pops into my head is the nun eating the chocolate

>>389328581
>weak to fire and electric attacks

>>389327331
fucking classic

>>389329983

Brilliant!

>final boss is Father Dick Byrne

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>>389326825
REPENT!

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>>389336309
>when your superior does some stupid shit knowing you have to do it too

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>final boss battle takes place on horseback

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>it's a chinese level

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>>389326825
>final boss is a fusion of every retard, feminist and sjw that ever graced the face of the internet

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>Boss goes into an enraged mode

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>>389326975

Finally, an excuse to post this.

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>>389336771
Good for you father!

>>389329338

Had that today. Woke up, went to piss, went back and saw two dozen tiny fucking baby spiders on the wall next to where my head usually is.

>drinking toilet duck makes your vision all funny

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>>389328957
>Final boss is the senate

>final boss wants to know if we should all be racist now?

>more than one option to praise god.

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>member of the Church is a party member
>not only he's a chill and cool guy, he's also secretly an absolutely overpowered member of secret church police
>so good that he makes a final boss salty

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>Funland is dlc

Should I just summon help? I can't get past the Tunnel of Goats.

>>389328604
What game?

>>389339245
Shingeki no Father Ted

>>389326919
I never understood why people hated it. The whole thing was unintentionally funny.

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>final boss drank a whole bottle of Toilet Duck

>>389340007
>final boss drank a whole bottle of sleepy nighty snoozy snooze

>>389339776
Probably because people don't expect a man of faith, the pope in particular to defend himself with his bare hands in a manly fight.

>>389336309
the leader of the most powerful church in history has a nigger foot fetish
amazing

>>389326825
DS3 slave knight gael.

>>389341237
That's a traditional thing that Popes have done. It's a symbolic blessing.

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>cinematic vehicle QTE on rails set piece

>389336309
the woman in blue looks so disgusted

>>389341995
>>389336309
oops

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>game has small cows and far away cows

a fucking CABBAGE

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>>389329294
>final boss is a god in every sequel and spin off as well

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>tfw miss out on the high score

>>389337019
> that mad woman
utterly hysterical

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>best companion in the game
>confers the highest stat boosts
>buffs and debuffs like a motherfucker on steroids
>can never use him
Why do games do this?

>>389327540
Just read the first few pages and compare the two stories how God created the world

>>389328117
Is this an American thing where religious people and/or the church don't admit these facts? I learned those things in school.

>>389338340
It's worth it for the Tunnel of Goats

>>389328319
I don't see any contradictions friend

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>Final boss is the church itself

>>389326825
That is an amazing cape. Sorry Edna, cape is allowed in this environment.

>>389342624
goat tunnels must stank fucking hard

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>church are the good guys
>villains are nazi vampires

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>>389336203
YOU ARE THE DEMON

N O T M E
O
T

M
E

>>389343120
Large congregations of animals smell like shit period.

You haven't lived in Ireland til you sampled that amazing country air.

>>389343237
yes but goats stank the most

>>389343373
Shit is shit anon.

>>389343438
some shit stinks more than others
in this case goats just produce the stankiest

>>389326825
>final boss' money was just resting in your account

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>>389342879
>final boss is the Senate

>Hidden boss is a pair of feckin women's knickers

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>racist is a playable class

>NPC wouldn't know, sure he's from Donegal

I didn't know /v/ liked Father Ted

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>game has dialogue choices

>>389342716
Two pints.

Eeeeh, two pints

Two pints

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>final boss has final form

>>389337296
Were they spiders with the mind of a baby?

>thinly veiled father ted tread
>about 40% of the posters have no idea what's going on

>>389344636
Holy shit this is some kino photography

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>>389344636

>Jesus rising from atomic hellfire

Almonds status: Activated.

>>389344898
>kino
Kill yourself.

>>389344636
I can't unsee a rat-faced creature rising from a pile of gore and skeletons. It took me some googling to realize the picture meaning and then some closer looking to see the creature's rat head is just Jesus' hair.

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>>389344413

>>389345335
>tfw you see the truth behind the veil of delusions, but the society tries to get you back in line

>>389345335
I don't see it but I rather see bunch of floating skulls.

>>389344636
What are some games where I can play as Swiss Guard?

>final boss takes no damage from your attacks
>try to escape
>they took the roads in

>>389344636
I really really like the whole aesthetic but isn't the point that jesus takes on humanties sins and sacrifices himself to rid humanity of them, not like he ascends beyond sin
or do I not get the spooky statue

>>389343698

Please don't memeify Father Ted.

>>389327546
>final boss is a heart attack

>>389345683
you're just a brainlet

>>389328428
>You are the Pope leading the Papal States
>You are tasked with maintaining peace in Europe and gathering forces to tackle the Islamic threat
>Delcare war on the Moors
>Germany declares war on you and gets excommunicated

Playing the Papal States in MTW2 was an absolute blast except for the shit units.

>game was made by hair japanese bastards

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>>389345978
RATS

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>>389345870
I-I'll go back to protestantism them

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This thread is sacrilegious. stay away

>>389346105
Sure, I might wonder in

>>389346059
They were nibbling on my cloak and everything

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>Protagonist is an embezzler

>>389346269
Cute double

>>389346105
They're even coming from /x/ to see the thread

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>>389346330
that's a redundant statement

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>final boss powers up

>>389326825
THE SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED

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>>389346127
>>389346343

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>the church is evil
name a single jrpg where they are the good guys

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>>389346379

>>389346493
Sen no Kiseki.

>>389346470
And look!
There's you, there's a tripfag and there's a mod actually lurking the thread!
Now that's a turn up for the books eh?

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>>389346493
Super Mario RPG

>>389345659
>final area is the west side of the island that broke off

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>game has merchants

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>your rival is always one step ahead of you

>>389346363
>>389346269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-fPb87mVA

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>>389345947
>Germany declares war
>not Milan

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>NPC attacks you if you repeat his catchphrase

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>romance sidequests

>>389346973
fuck that episode

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>The flightplan I filed with the Vatican lists me, my priests, Fr. Dougal over here...but only one of you!

>>389344636
This is the Dark Souls of statues

>>389344636
Did Vatican like Final Fantasy or something?

>>389338143
WHAT GAME!?

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>1st boss becomes a regular enemy midway through the game

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>Final boss is your wife

>>389342716
>massive sideboobs
MUH DICC
U
H

D
I
C
C

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>otherwise normal game has a single horror section

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>>389347518
Trails in the Sky, most likely.

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>sequel has entirely new cast and setting

>>389348112
The episode where they were trying to recreate the wine they accidentally drank almost killed me.

>>389348289
It's absolutely the best episode, it's a shame Black Books peaked early

>>389344636
Estuans interius!
Ira vehementi!
Estuans interius!
Ira vehementi!
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

>>389342159
Kek

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>Final boss is a rhythm mini-game.

>>389329294
>every middle boss is a god

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>game has a sports mission
>whether you win or not affects how NPCs react to you

>>389346493
Every dragon quest and zelda

>>389348921
>church in zelda
??????

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Did you get all that?
>No
Yes

>>389342542
Americans are brainwashed into a lot of things from a very early age by authority figures. Am American.

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>>389348994

>>389348994
Did you forget all those temples and goddesses?

Why are classes /bosses/ Vidya that have religious units or themes so damn fun? Im not even religions but being an actual paladin is fun as fuck. Even a cleric.

>>389348994
Link had a bible in the jap version of the first game

>>389349076
temples aren't technically churches.
By definition, temples were only used by priests and members of the organization.
Churches are public places of worship.

>>389346943
Please tell me this is in an actual game, that sounds great.

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>>389336941

>>389342542
Just religious uneducated Americans. Even religious educated Americans aren't that dumb. They ignore it tho

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>>389348112
>game has survival mechanics

>>389349182
Yes but there is a Church in Zelda as in organization and they're benevolent

>>389348921
>>389348994
No idea what he's on about. Zelda games don't REALLY have churches. Modern ones have moved on to calling them all temples and use them in manners more akin to Shintoism. In the past while trying to make Link more like a Western Knight, they added some religious symbolism, but not enough to make an actual religion.

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>Father Ted thread on /v/

I love you sometimes /v/

>>389327806
>You can't dedicate yourself full time to the auld racism

>Final boss is as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better
>Final boss lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears
>Final boss has claws as big as cups and for some reason has a tremendous fear of stamps
>Final boss has magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses

>>389349328
Look, don't move goalposts. There is a nebulous "church" that is good and on your side. That's all he asked.

>you can fight the highest ranking member of a christian faith but not one of an islamic or jewish one

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>389349095
Because we admire people who have goals, beliefs abd values greater than them
Because Christianity has 2000 years of culture, aesthetics and traditions, and a lot of non-canon mythology. It's also both familiar and esoteric.
>inb4 nothing to do with Christianity per se
He said Paladins and Clerics, not Monks or whatever

>>389329983
Under rated

>>389336929
>Final boss made the BBC

>>389349065
While St. George is a religious figure, his cross and mimicry of it do not carry any religious aspects. England for example don't use the cross for "muh religion." It's more along the line of dragon slayer and history.

>>389349435
I mean that's fair, and I definitely cannot knock it, if that's the case. I personally don't assume "church" unless they attempt to actually make it a christian analogue.

>>389346269
I assure you that money was just resting in my account....
How did nobody get this one?

>>389349325
After escaping The Castle at the beginning of LttP, you wind up in a church, with a priest that protects you for a short time, and watches over Zelda.

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>religious boss did nothing wrong
>religious boss has an excellent taste in women
>religious boss hates traps

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>Final boss fight takes place during a funeral

>>389349403
>it's got four arses
>shin megami tensei

>>389342716
Wanked to this so many times when we got the DVDs

>>389349662
you mean a sanctuary :^)

>>389349328
The church in LttP does nothing but aid you. The priest watches over Zelda, and offers to let Link hide there as well.

>>389345683
sin inherently doesn't make any sense considering the hypocrisy from God and other characters

>>389349768
>that commentary with Graham Linehan
>he describes the Christian Brothers as "the SS of the Irish Church

>>389344179
Everyone likes Father Ted, it's up there with golden age Simpsons. Only contrarians hate it

>>389343237
>amazing country air

I'm a Dub and whenever I talk about going down the country to visit family, my friends always bring up how the countryside reeks, but I actually really like that country smell, even the cow shit.

Sometimes I wish I could live the simple life on Craggy Island. Looks like such a nice place.

>>389349601
That's not St. George's cross
>inb4 looks similar enough
Of course it does, they're crosses

Also
>nothing to do with religion
Yeah sure they used it because it's badass. Might as well have put Kamina's glasses on their flag, if ttgl existed back then

>>389349979
Nothing will beat Blackadder series 2/3
Flashheart was hilarious. Woof!

>>389350061
no you dont

I HEAR YOU'RE A RACIST NOW /v/?

Is there any game aside from Lifeweb where you can seriously play as a church member?

>>389349868
Dude, this is a fun thread, I'm not getting into politics

>>389349785
Being that they refer to it as a cathedral in German, And straight up just named Church in the Japanese version, and

>>389326825
FFT was pretty weird with this, not sure Altima/Ajora was God,but even so, how did she managed to rekt and need some ressurection? That was just confusing.

>>389350061
I've been to several parts of Claire where it was filmed and even in the house. Lovely parts of the country but there's nothing for miles. It'd be boring to live in

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>game has cosmetic DLC

>>389350324
Candlejack, is that y

>>389350189
She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!
>My God!
>Yes I suppose I am

>>389350347
>there's nothing for miles
Sounds like paradise

>>389350358
Finally someone that does the Candlejack thing right. Everyone always cuts the sentence in the middle of his na

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>>389348994

>>389350324
LttP official art

>>389350648
I was just about to post this.

>>389350071
>That's not St. George's cross
I'll give you that, but ti does not change the fact (anecdotally speaking) that when many non-europeans think of knights, they think of English knights, bearing St George's cross. In fact if you google knights right now, you'll still get images of of knights adorned with St George's cross. The crosses used in Zelda games was not about jesusifying or religion.
>Yeah sure they used it because it's badass.
Correct. Western Knights used this, so we'll use it too.

>>389350361
Thanks bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to!

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>>389350857
Ir's not like the japs ever put much thought into it, it even got dropped right after. They see Christianity much like we see Hinduism, Taoism

>>389339776
because muh videogames have to be 1000% dark, gritty and super serious, anon

>>389350936
Always treat your plane like you treat your woman!
>You mean take her home on the weekends to meet your mother?
No, I mean get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!

>>389342716

>that slapping noise when she smacks the milk against her tits

>>389351080
Exactly.

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>final boss is having a heart attack

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Hi, I'm trying to play Father Ted 3 Online, but some fecking eejits keep talking shit over the voice chat. Why is there no mute feature yet?

>>389327287
To be fair, the YHWH and the god of the new testament are pretty clearly separate gods.

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>>389342879
>Final boss is your father complex

>>389352153

>implying he didn't just calm down after having a kid

>>389347779
>side character is revealed to have no willy

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>game is action but has puzzler elements

>>389353352
>speedrun strats.jpg

Are there any non-Anglos or non-Irish in this thread? How do you know about Father Ted?

>>389326919
>Let's face it, having a fistfight with the goddamned Pope under the Vatican in Assassin's Creed was fucking hilarious.
It really was, especially if you grapple him and kick him in the nuts.

>>389354816
>Browsing /tv/
>Someone posts a pic of some random comedy tv show
>Ask if it's worth watching
>"Not really, watch Father Ted or Black Books if you want to see something funny"
And so I did.

>>389350252
>Irish Religious Humor
>politics

>>389344898
ah good, thank you for reminding me to filter this word, you fucking faggot.

>Final boss is a tornado

>>389351663
>EGHEHEHE
>MIGHTY MORHIN' POWER RANGER

This thread made me go back and watch FT. Already on series 2.

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>>389326825
kinda true, when you think about it

>>389344636
do those guards really know how to use those halberds? They're long but the blades look pretty small. Just for show or can they fuck someone up?

>>389355815
Did you notice that the episode where Father Jack dies was the first one filmed so everybody is weird and out of character?

>>389355902
They have guns hidden on them, the spears are for show but I'm sure they know how to use them

>>389356002
Oh really? that's interesting.

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>final boss is defeated with a kick up the arse

>>389356070
well that takes the fun out of it.

>>389356152
>Bayonetta

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> Turks are the good guys while Europeans are the baddies

nice mods you have here on /v/

>>>/tv/

>Final boss is demon that fell in love with you
>Game ends with marrying with her and sequal is about the half demon kid of yours

>>389356260
>Medieval Guards with submachine guns
>taking the fun out of it

>>389356363
>npc is a faggot

>>389346493
The Trails games. The Church people are super chill and always try and make a difference to their community.

The Church even has their own secret taskforce called the Dominion that hunts criminals, it's fucking great.

>>389356002
>everybody is weird and out of character?

How so?

>>389339776
>unintentionally funny.
That's why. Only braindead idiots find things like The Room funny for longer than 10 minutes. The joke wears thin after awhile and you realize that you're just watching someone ironically shitpost.

>>389326919
You actually do this in AC?

Somehow I'm not shocked Ubisoft went there already.

Is there anything degenerate or anti-white they haven't done at this point?

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>protagonist dies fighting the final boss

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>>389357370
>protagonist is miraculously resurrected after his sacrifice

>>389357006
Linehan specifically pointed out Ted's soliloquy/poem as being out of character (later on he's depicted as not being well read and a lazy priest) and also Dougal and Ted conspiring to kill Jack at the end of the episode, basically those are jokes they wouldn't do later in the show

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>>389326975
>the boss defeats you by fucking you in the arse

>>389356351
>ywn have a dope mustache, wolf pelt, and snek waifu

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>you visit the village of the race one of your party members was exiled from
>he redeems himself

>>389338340
Formerly Chuck's.

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>final boss refuses to fight you until you provide a Coca-Cola® Cherry Coke Zero™ and gets nasty about it

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>Enemies are Hairy Japanese Bastards

>>389357553
Huh I always felt that Ted quoting Joyce seemed like the kind of pretentious thing that he would do.

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>the church was chaotic good all along
>the final boss is degeneracy itself
What game?

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>>389357656
Cereza is not for anal

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>>389357817
>Final boss abducts you and makes you disappear off the face of the earth

>>389357353
kill yourself

>miniboss has a lump in the shape of Connacht on the side of his head

>main villain lures your party to the Holy Stone of Clonrichert

>you can upgrade the Holy Stone of Clonrichert to a class two relic
and you can use it as a weapon

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>final boss is a priest
>He did nothing wrong

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>Main villain is so good at fashion that you have to shoot him

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>miniboss only requires the assistance of a single nun to get out of a chair

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>>389327287
>Denying God actually subtracts his powers

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>Bosses lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils

>>389346493
castlevania

>>389359735
>waiting, interminably waiting...and then...

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>>389357370
>>389357438
what the fuck happened to nickelodeon

>>389326919
I kinda liked Assasssins Creed 1 story because it was really a step in the right direction of video games, not just any video games but AAA flagship video games having morally ambiguous adult storytelling.


Then AC2 came....

>>389357353
It was Rodrigo Borgia

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>>389360071
Their eyes transformed into dollar signs

>>389357353
>anti white
>a fucking tyrant using corruption and religious dogma to usurp power from kings and instate his family into the positions of generals and so on are the good guys automatically because they are white
>beating said religious tyrant (who was based on ACTUAL HISTORY) is now "anti white"

You have come to be so fucking obnoxious and stupid that even a walk outside your tiny house will cure your autism. never mind the fact that you aren't even educated on Italian history to make such an obviously insulting post towards Italians.

>>389345290
Kinopost

>>389357370
>>389357438
what's the name of the older girl in that colorful top? She looks like she has big tits but that top is trying to hide them a bit.

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>final boss loves his brick

>>389361176
Daniella Monet

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>the bard

>>389326825
> discover that God is real, but no religions are even close to the truth
> God doesn't know your planet exists--it literally cannot conceive of how simple your universe is compared to it.
> everyone who tries to contact God goes insane or dies instantly
> one day God destroys the entire universe by accident, without even noticing or caring

>>389361709
>He betrays your party and steals all your gold

>>389337741

>Your the senate

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Please stand for our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2XbZ1X8xa4

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>OST has a sax solo

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>>389326975

>>389329827
>Final Boss is a screaming competition

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>final boss from the last game makes a cameo appearance

What was the show about the radio host who lived in a hotel room?

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>NPC give you a fertility statue if you beat them in a Cluedo minigame
>It has no use but cannot be dropped from inventory

>>389363093
I'm Alan Partridge

>>389363167
>Cluedo
Can we take a minute to talk about how stupid other countries are/

>>389363265
thank you

>>389354816
I was on /pol/ then saw that webm with the German paraphernalia collector

>>389363167
>The priest is speaking in Spanish but has an english voiceover
>It's ambiguous as to whether Ted and Dougal understand him or can hear the voiceover
I loved all the weird surreal stuff in Father Ted

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>game contains reference to the developers previous project

>>389326825
>last boss is the hero of the previews game.

>>389346493
Golden Sun.

>>389363321
>Can we take a minute to talk about how stupid other countries are?
like how americans call it clue?

>>389363321
The Brits for naming it that?
All the other countries for using that name?
Or the Americans for changing it to Clue?

It was a mix of Clue and Ludo (an existing boardgame, Latin for "I play")

>>389342716
Can't believe they censored that part in the english version

Fucking SJWs

>>389342716
>you'll never cream a potato

>>389344636
>I am the Lord's chariot, the seraph Merkabah

>>389348890
>boss fight
>win
>lose in a cutscene

Fuck this level

>>389364454
That boss fight is unwinnable you must have been using cheats

>>389342716
>When you finally realise those women were in the nip

Best plot twist.

>>389361489
Top 10 Anime Betrayals

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>>389326825
>Final Boss is a member of the church
>adamant follower of god's greater cause for humanity
>He has sick miracle/light/good powers that he uses to smite you
>fight is nearly unwinnable unless you get some cool demonic powers or recieve god's blessing to smite him back

>boss has a massive dong that flops about while he fucking murders you

>final boss is god but not really god that killed other not really god so the real god comes down and make you god but not really god so you can kill the fake god that killed the other fake god for the real god

>thief is a robin hood-esque character

>>389346493
>>389346493
Shining Force

>>389361656
thanks man

>/tv/ leaves their containment board

>>389367149
I've never been on /tv/ I just really like Father Ted

>>389326975
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

>>389352141
What episode is this from again?

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>>389367149
>>389367305
I went there once. It was fucking grim. Nothing but
>sneedposting
>capeshit
>GoT
>R&M/falseflagging
>generals
>cross/pol/
>celeb threads
I'd want to leave too.
There are better vidya threads outside /v/ as well

>>389344636
If only more final boss fights were this aesthetic

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>>389367509
And now we move onto Liars

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>>389329294
>actual final boss isn't presented in the game as well as a huge chunk of endgame content since publishers were rushing devs a lot
>you get a midgame scripted qte/cutscene as a boss fight and ending writing is a mish-mash

>>389367719
Honestly the most surprising thing to me is that there's only one or two cunny/footfag/I WANT TO FUCK THIS ACTOR threads at a time nowadays
Never thought I'd see the end of those autists
Can't say I miss them, but the replacement isn't much better

>>389336854
DS3 was a mistake

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>>389352141
>tfw you find a comfy lobby

>>389346493
Dragon's Dogma has church but it doesn't really have any influence on the main storyt

>>389348592
>all bossfights in an action game are a dance-offs
I enjoyed Stubbs, The Zombie, but goddamn!

>>389336309
Look at his soles, the blessing is actually turning him white

>>389368863
no it's like that because they were on all fours when their tails were plucked :^)

>>389368373
Get out of here, Chewie Lewie.

> Game has options for loud, boisterous voices or dreery, monotonous voices

> Game comes with cocaine in it

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>Ted, you forgot your brick!

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>enemies aim to please

>>389369647
>game has Ireland's large lingerie department, i understand