Why did Blizzard change it? "Takeaway" sounds stupid.

if it's not on the american continent "takeaway" is correct

>>389235317
Thats how you say it, faggot.

>>389235317
The bliz jew makes sure they don't get sued

>>389235317
Because "Takeaway" is what's said in Australia.

>>389235317
Why is OP an idiot? Sounds stupid.

@389235317
you sound stupid

>>389235317
Ausfag here. Only Americanized soft cunts say 'takeout'.

>take out
Wot?

>>389235356
It doesnt make sense. You eat in and you take out. You take the food out, so its called takeout.

>>389235471
>Americanized
>z
Got a chuckle cunt good job.

>>389235560
That doesnt make sense. You eat in and you take away. You take the food away, so its called takeaway.

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>>389235592

>take out
u wot m8
if i heard a cunt saying that piss around me i'd bloody glass 'em me lad

>>389235560
ausfag here. "eat/have here" or "takeaway" is the standard outside of mcdonalds-tier fast food. here/away is a perfectly logical selection.

>>389235630

Take away implies theft, euronigger.

>>389235471

First they say all we invented was fast food,
Then they try to steal that too.

Fucking euroniggers.

I thought americans called it walkaburger.

>>389235560
Ah, Americans clinging to a set of rules they somehow feel are superior despite most people on the planet disagreeing with them.

What a wonderful 4/9/17 this is.

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.
No it doesn't.

>>389235317
They thought Take Out made it explicitly Chinese and thus racist terminology/

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.
No it doesn't.

>>389235721
>where's steve?
>he's gone walkaburger
i'll pay it

>>389235708
>take away implies theft

kek found the retard

>>389235708
Take an item off a table. Did you steal it? No. I do understand why you would think that though. It's in your nature, Amerifat.

>>389235659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jXtHkVJOA

>>389235721
Sounds exactly like what the boongs actually do when going 'walkabout'.
Closer would be walkastubby.

>>389235845
This is auskino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqxIO6iSiA

>>389235592
Why are britbongs so afraid of 'Z's?

>>389235708
Nobody is trying to steal the "Accomplishment" of creating junk food and selling it to people who need food quickly and don't care for their own health.

People are just giving it a better name.

>>389235931
Fuck, haven't seen that one for years. I think I used to have it posted on my MySpace page.

Contributing some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcF-krOaHsY

>>389235317
Because Aussies get "Take Away" cunt; not your Amerifat "Take Out".

What're you taking out? Extra calaries from your diet? Fat fucks.

You're taking it away, not "out" for a fancy dinner at Darling Harbour.

>>389235931
to be young and innocent again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c

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Wait do Amerilards really call takeaway takeout?

LMAO

>>389235983
We aren't a nineties advertising group attempting to market to teenagers by adding unnecessary X's and replacing the letter S with Z to make it seem more "radical"?

>ITT Nationalist retards bicker about pointless shit

At least take this shit to >>>/int/

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>yfw americans call "Spooney mooney takin out my burgerooney" as "take out"

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why are you fags arguing about this? "away" and "out" pretty much mean the same thing in this context

>>389236137
I don't understand. We're already on the Bitching About Things Unrelated to Video Games board. Why should we move?

it's take out in my cuntry too

>>389235772
it actually does

>>389236226

fuck you retardo

>>389236192
As an Ausfag I find it to be pretty typical of Americans trying to depict Australia and fucking up. If it's not small but noticeable differences it's the entire thing being made of memes.
The fact they actually went to the effort of fixing it is hilarious though.

>>389235317

takeaway is just cliched corporate speak in freedomland.
ex: "What is the takeaway from the meeting we had on this project?"

>>389236187
>Spooney mooney takin out my burgerooney
>not quicky-dicky fish-and-chippies

>>389235839
>Take an item off a table. Did you steal it?

You did. And if you walked off with it, you'd assuredly be called a thief. Anyone seeing you taking the item off the table would be justified in calling you a thief until you put it back or had their permission to take it.

>euroniggers think they can come into my home and just stuff random objects into their pockets
the fuck kind of commie hell hole do you people live in

>>389235708
>euronigger
You had a Kenyan president for 8 years you fucking mongrel

>>389236298
Please explain.

I'm not even trying to make shit Pauline Hanson jokes I literally want to know how you're gonna try and justify that.

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IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!

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Today, we're going to microwave OP's stupid fucking post! Will it microwave? Let's find out!

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Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.

I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long OP's status took me to realise how much of a fucking autist he is.

(Microwaves OP's opinion)

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I guess it's true what they say about shit; it really DOES light on fire!

I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!

>>389236056
taking it out of the restaurant you niggerydoos. Everytime you buy anything you're taking it away from the restaurant it's literally not theirs anymore.

Where is the map located?

IF its in the US then the change is retarded

Anywhere else its fine.

>>389235317
Because it's called Take away in Australia

Good shitpost though

>>389236409
He tried here: >>389236398
Basically once something is placed on a table it must henceforth remain there lest whoever moves it be labelled a thief.

>>389236436
>Everytime you buy anything you're taking it away from the restaurant it's literally not theirs anymore.
So, it's takeaway.

>>389236398
The fuck kind of morally bankrupt shitpile do you Americans live in that your first assumption is theft? In the civilized world we expect most people to be law abiding and moral individuals. Thieves are the exception, not the rule.

>>389236418
Was this a ripoff of will it blend or was it the other way around

>>389236467
>>389236398
Fucking Oblivion NPCs, I swear to God.

>>389235721
That actually sounds like something a Brit would say to me.

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>Aussies and Brits say Take away instead of the much more logical Take out
>They can't even tell what bong it is anymore

>>389236418
What the fuck man
You just made me go on a whole trip of nostalgia
Fuck you, I'm going to rewatch those videos now

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>>389236418
GOOD EVENING, 360 NERDS

I'm russian and see no difference between those. However, you also say "take out" when you want to kill people, and "take away" means "imprison" or just "escort out". Didn't know it related to food.

>playing Blizzad garbage

>>389236618
>shitposting on /v/

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>>389236418
The fuck is that cunt up to these days? Last I checked, he was on an all-pineapple diet and forcing his gf to taste his cum for YouTube views.

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Actually official fixed version here

>>389235317
social media and because blizzcucks won't punish them for being retards

>>389236483
'Merifats will argue to the death that their backwards country is always right in every aspect.
Can't wait til Carl and Carlos outnumber them.

>>389235471
what about "take-it"?

>>389236723
Fuck man I'm feelin some good old honey chicken and fried rice now.

>>389236845
um sweetie don't you know DRUMPF is going to deport every brown person

>>389236483
yes, you can apply the term takeaway to anything because you're claiming ownership of it. Even a meal you decide to eat at the restaurant. Which is why the term is stupid.

Take Away bothers me way more than it should
It just sounds so wrong

>>389236854
The only acceptable phrase is: take-it-out-and-away

Which is, of course, the shortened version of: take-it-out-and-away-(before-eating-it-at-your-location-of-choice-exterior-to-the-restaurant-inside-which-you-made-the-original-purchase).

Takeaway is the correct term. All either British owned or previously British owned countries say this.

Also

>Overwatch

It's takeaway not takeout.
It's maths not math.
It's aluminium not aloominum.

Why do americans have to be contrary faggots that make everything inferior. For example noone cares about your retarded brand of football (which is more watching ads than actual game time).

>Americans
I'd like to order 7 inches of a turkey and small french fries please

>Australians
mate i'll have a large fries and a whole chook thanks be right back just gonna run to the servo for a pack of winnies

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>>389236845
>their backwards country is always right in every aspect
We saved the world from unquestionable evil twice, than stopped communism's march, invented flight and submarine tech, then explored the cosmos and landed on a massive space rock and even invented nukes, all in about the same time it takes those eurocucks to build one shitty castle

>the American way is wrong because it's American
Takeout makes more fucking sense than Takeaway

>>389235746
Year/Month/Day is truly the best dating system. Clocks don't put seconds before minutes.

>>389236973
How about Take-This-Food-And-Eat-It-Away-From-Here-This-Very-Moment-You-Pest

>>389237006
I know this is a troll post but it's amazing that Americans actually believe they did all of these things.

>>389235476
Indeed, this thread truly is The Suffering™.

>>389237028
You take the food away to eat it elsewhere.

You don't take out the food or the business owner. I know guns are important for you Americans, but you really don't.

>>389237006
Yet you still couldnt invent your own language

>>389236984
Because America is a first world country unlike fucking dirt town. You Australians are ass backwards

Vegetables = Veggies
Afternoon = Arvo
Service station = Servo

Speak English "dumb cunt".

>>389237006
It's funny how this is almost North Korean in its pro americentricity. You do realize not everything was an American accomplishment right ?

>>389237116
You take the food out of the restaurant.

>>389237116
You take the food out of the restaurant, but if you eat it outside it's not away from the establishment.
"out" is more appropriate than "away" in more situations regarding this matter.

>>389235317
What kind of retard says take away. Take away where? Back to your table?

>>389236984
Brithere, it was actually aloominum when it was invented but the dude changed it to Aluminium because it sounded more scientific. By then the Yanks had gotten hold of it and stuck to what it originally was.

>>389237127
I could care less what you think you gypo cunt.

>>389236984
Trying too hard

>>389236418
It's a tinfoil shield, and it's "Jory Caron Laboratory" not Enterprises you fucking pleb

>>389237189
Take it away back to your Mom, kid

>>389237006
>invented nukes
Is this what Americans are really taught in school? Genuine question.

>>389237028
>Takeout makes more fucking sense than Takeaway
How? Out and Away are basically synonyms.
Either the food is taken out of or away from the food place. No real difference.

>>389237167
>>389237174
Restaurants have outside areas, you can "take the food out" while still being at the restaurant. If you take it away, you are taking it away from the restaurant.

>>389237159
>everything
>it's a 6 item list

guess it's hard for europoors to count beyond one hand

>>389235790
wait what? who in their deluded mind would think like this?

>>389237053
>calendars are now clocks
well fucking done

>>389237253
American public schools exist only to indoctrinate the young. The only education you'll receive in this country is through parents and peers.

>>389236563
I bet you think Big Ben is the tower as well

take away and take out literally mean the same thing. Only uneducated fucktards would imply it means something else.

Take Out - taking the food out of the food establishment and eating it elsewhere
Take Away - taking the food out of the food establishment and eating it elsewhere

>>389237276
That's called "eat-in" you subhuman

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>>389237094
what do i mean by this

>>389237006
You call sitting in your homes sticking your fingers up eachother's arseholes while the rest of the world fought in wars just so you could swoop in at the last moment and claim it was all you counts as "Saving the world"?

And while this may surprise you, there is no inherent flaw with the idea of communism. Just the American leaderships contradictory "domino effect" that proclaims communism is both terrible yet bound to be picked up by everyone possible unless America invades them first. If it's so bad you need to go to war with Vietnam (And get your arses handed to you by a bunch of peasants hiding in trees when you had napalm strikes and other technological advances) to get rid of it, why would people actively work toward it?

And you went to space out of a dick measuring contest with Russia then abandoned the idea of advancing further for forty years. Hardly what I'd call an inspiration.

In short: Americans don't realize, again, that nobody likes them because there is nothing likable about them.

>>389235746
Metric is better, but
Fahrenheit is better
Fight Me.

>>389236984

Its New Tehran not England.

>>389237319
Dine-in, ackshually

>>389235317
Takeaway makes sense because that's what we call it in Australia.
Someone made a reddit post about it and Jeff Kaplan responded, and changed it.

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>>389237253
yeah, 1945 germany actually had a huge stockpile of nukes they just decided not to use them

im hungry now, thanks a lot faggots

>>389237349

dine-in
take-out

it checks out

the reason why takeout is better, is because of the secondary meaning of 'taking someone out' or knocking them unconscious or dead

if the map is in a non-american-poor part of the world, who cares? creative license, maybe the shop owner is an ameri-can

>>389237319
You bladderbrain american still can't understand. "Takeout" is a bad definition since by your definition it means you "take the food out", you can take the food out while still being in the restaurant.

>>389237419
>sees food, has to eat
Typical American.

>>389237253
Oh shit, sorry, i totally forgot France, Britain, Italy, Japan, Russia and Poland all had those on the backburner of their accomplishment list

Formerly Chuck's

It's called a takeaway in the UK too

>>389236403

And you'll be muslim forever.

>>389237458
I think he was more implying that America got nukes because of the bunch of nazi scientists and war criminals they pardoned and shipped over so they could use their superior European minds to help solve Americas war with Japan for them.

>>389236015
Based Hobart

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Why the fuck is western """"food"""" so disgusting?

>>389237458
nukes were invented by german scientists working for the americans

>takeout
>takeaway
>not rooty-tooty-run-off-with-me-foody
degenerate filth

>>389237542
Because our cultures are an amalgamation of various others throughout history where we colonized different countries and adopted their cuisines.
But over time we merged, mixed or bastardized them into what we now have.

>>389237568
So do the pyramids actually belong to the Jews and not the Egyptians?

>>389237542

"Western" is not a nation you idiot.
Tell that to France or Italy

>>389237379
>>389237458
Easily agitated Amercunts misunderstanding the core of the question.

The US didn't invent the atom bomb. The concept was pioneered by German scientists, based on French physicists' research. The US was the first to USE a nuclear bomb in a hostile action, which was built using radioactive ore from Congo, provided by a Belgian businessman, based on schematics provided by German defectors.

>>389237006
next you'l say Christopher Columbus discovered America

>>389237445
if you're still on the restaurant's property, you haven't taken out, you're still dining in.

>>389237690
You have taken it outside, so you have taken it out. "Takeout" is a shit definition, Takeaway is better.

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>>389237542
Wrong.

>>389237542
western food sucks because of rich hipsters
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/03/26/394339284/how-snobbery-helped-take-the-spice-out-of-european-cooking

>>389237628
Egyptians designed them Jews just did the grunt work if you believe that apocryphal tale.

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>>389235317
Take out makes sense, but so does take away.

Take out makes sense because
>you either eat in or eat out of the restaurant

Take away makes sense because
>you either eat at the restaurant or you take the food away from the restaurant and eat it elsewhere

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft
That's silly. It's the "take" which implies theft and that's in both scenarios. If I take something from you, that's theft, regardless of it's something I take out of your wallet or something I just take away from your property.

I'm English born, but I've grown up in New Zealand. Thinking about it, I'm not even sure what phrase we use here. I think when I order from Burger Fuel they ask if I want to take my food away, not if I want to take it out. Big rugby culture here, whenever I think of "taking something out", I think of tackling it. That or taking it out on a date, like if you take a girl out. Away seems more straight forward when I think about it, but really in/out should be the simpler option.

>>389237650
Why are you so mad that Americans invented nukes
I'm sure your country did cool things too

>>389237650
>The concept was pioneered by German scientists, based on French physicists' research
>Concept
>Research
Ah, the age old European tradition of "I didn't ACTUALLY do/make it, but i THOUGHT of it"

There's a reason you cucks worship davinci's notes in your museums, while we retire cutting edge military vehicles and actually used spacecraft

>>389237732
you've only taken it outside of the building, but not outside of that restaurant. I'm sorry you are failing to grasp this. The restaurant extends beyond a physical building. Law provides proof of this.

>>389237802
That's what "invent" means. Aren't Americans the ones obsessed with "patenting" technologies that don't even exist outside of conceptual stage?

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this has to be the most autistic thread on /v/ atm.

>>389237628
No, but the thing is, invention is an intellectual pursuit. The Egyptians aren't claiming they toiled to put the pyramids together because they didn't. Americans shouldn't claim they invented the nuclear bomb because they didn't. They put it together, and dropped some. But they didn't invent it, that was European scientists.

>>389237628
ancient egypt had no jewish architects

>>389235317
No says take out, sounds like retarded yank talk.

Sounds more natural like a woman saying "you want takeaway lov", since your taking the meal away from the restaurant rather then take out which sounds shit.

Also the lucioball Sydney announcer was cringe as fuck. It sounded bad and forced.

>>389235708
But take out implies that you incapacitated the person serving your food.

>>389237810
How do you differentiate between taking it out of the building and taking it out of the restaurant? Actually, why would you even "take out" the food if you aren't going to eat it away from the restaurant in the first place?

>>389237810
>ok, I'm going out
If an American says they are "going out", does that mean they have to go outside the range which extends beyond a physical building to be counted as going out?

>>389237860
you're arguing about inventing the concept while the argument is about inventing the actual product.

[movingthegoalposts.jpg]

>>389235317
>out sounds like outie
>outie is a kind of belly button
>a belly button is a hole on the body
>the female genitals is another hole on the body
>trans don't like to be reminded they have the wrong parts
>out changed to away due to mass triggering by blizzard's audience
It's not hard to figure out, anon.

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>>389237028

>tfw everyone claims to hate Americans yet they still talk about us all the fucking time

Why the fuck are we even arguing about this?

We invented the language, so either use it or make up your own fucking language.

You faggots with argue about anything.

>>389238032
made me laugh out loud

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>>389238025
Americuck, please.

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>take out
>you take it inside to eat it

>>389238074
no we wont

>>389238068
English people invented English. Americans haven't invented anything, but Mexican is often said to be the official American language.

>>389238053
I cant wait until china and india become the worlds dominant superpowers so we can talk about poverty and shitting in the street instead of burgers pizzas and consumerism

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>>389237860
>Sure, you actually did all the actual groundwork, testing, re-conceptualizing and production
>But these doodles here say It's not american-made
By that logic some dead Italian artist should be getting royalties off the helicopter

>>389238101
Yes we will, retard

>>389235560
I hope someone takes you out lol

what's your usual order /v/?
mines chicken fried rice with teriyaki and 3 spring rolls

>>389238094
Take out makes sense, you're taking it out of the restaurant.

Take away just sounds dumb. "oh hey cunts look at me, im an australian, im taking my food far far away from the restaraunt! take awaaaaay!!!"

>>389238154
fuck you i can name several things /v/ won't argue over

>>389237470
Underrated post

>>389237379
>>389237458
Nice knowledge, Americucks
>the nuclear chain reaction was proposed and patented by a German jew who fled to Britain
>More advancements towards a nuclear weapon were made by two frenchies
>Germans found fission
>The idea of weaponizing fission was already out there at the start of WWII, on both sides of the conflict
>Einstein literally warned USA that Germany is developing nukes on the low
>Even then the development began in Britain
>Britain was FAR ahead of USA's development of nukes, but thanks to the war effort it couldn't be efficiently continued
>They then gave their advanced research to the USA for the Manhattan Project
American invention, innit. Europeans did most of the work but America gets the credit because they finished it.

>>389238091
are you unable to read. it's #2 right there.

>>389238165
take away and take out both sound stupid
if you want something that sounds grammatically correct you'd say 'get from'

>>389237542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsVoPH3uCHE

>>389238185
Name one.

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>>389237127

>Because America is a first world country

>Entire city underwater

>America is so full of niggers, spics, italians and whatever else they can't even speak their own language

lol

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>>389238125
Da Vinci's "helicopter" design didn't actually work.

Also, that's what invention means. In Ameriturd language, it's a patent. It doesn't matter who physically makes it. It could be made in China, but as long as it was designed by a non-Chinese person, it's not a Chinese invention.

I also remind you the Manhattan Project couldn't even produce anything usable until the US imported a bunch of German and French scientists seeking asylum.

>>389238117

India will never become a super power. Their general populace is too stupid for that to ever happen. They polluted the most sacred river in their country to the point it cannot sustain life and is actively killing humans who drink the water, and they still haven't gotten basic plumbing infrastructure. People who have to walk miles to use a toilet have access to smartphones and laptops. Their priorities are ass backward.

>>389235746
>most people on the planet disagreeing with them
Aren't there more Americans and leaves than Brits and Aussies?

>>389238246
make me

>>389235772
It kinda does

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>>389238117
>>389238309

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>>389237339
>Fahrenheit is better

>>389238259
Wealth doesn't prevent weather from occurring, you fucking mongoloid.

>>389238357
That's golden

>>389236418
it smells like victory

>>389238309
That's not stupidity, it's the Indian peoples phenomenal capacity to not give a single fuck for things that re not theirs.

Indian guys house? Spotless. Indian guys town? a dump.

>>389238357
i was in that thread lads

>>389238206
Seems cut and dried to me. It's an American invention

>>389238468

I don't think you've ever seen an Indian mans house.

>>389235708
kys

>>389238279
Nice refugees, bro.

>>389238318
leafs use the same systems as britain and australia you dope

and either way no there are not more americans than the entirety of the rest of the world

>>389238259
I guess the entire Asia's and America's continents missed the seminar of "How much money you need to stop hurricanes/tsunami's from happening"

>>389238293
>Da Vinci's "helicopter" design didn't actually work.
Neither did Albert "Patent Pending, Coming to an Ending" Einstein and Oppenheimer's approaches to the nuke, and yet here we all, watching eurocucks desperately swaddle their balls in the vein attempt to stop America from being just that much more amazing

>>389238206
You also forgot the part where they kicked the UK off the project when they were nearly finished and wouldn't let them have any of the research/tech so they had to go and develop it again themselves.

>>389238563
>and yet here we all
And yet here you "all," arguing about the English language. Ironic.

>>389237339
Why?

>>389237742
that's italian you fucking fuck

Here in Japan, we say テークアウト(take out) so it is objectively superior.

>>389238551
They don't say takeaway tho, right?

And yea, but America is by far the most relevant country in the world culturally right now, so our soft power should mean that our version of English is more prevelant

>>389238206
We were credited with the invention because he chose our country to seek asylum, which is where it was actually achieved. If your country was better or safer than ours they would have went there. Sucks to suck. Talk to us when you have your own flag on the moon.

>>389238206
America pretty much invented Britain. It all comes around.

>>389238619
>This is the greatest retort the collective EU/UK could muster
Here we all are*, by the way

>>389237338
This is some good bait. Cant even tell if its copypasta.

>>389238735
Dumb phoneposter.

>>389235317
Because some kiwi faggot got offended.

>>389238669
china exists and is more relevant on a global scale than your modern atlantis

>>389238814
Not culturally or economically

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>>389235317

Actual ausfag here. In Australia we say Take Away, I don't know why. But it being an Australian map, someone probably told blizzard and I assume they corrected it to be politically correct I don't fucking know cunt. The game sucks anyway.

>>389235471
>soft cunts
Just talk normally, you loser. You don't always have to try to impress the non-Australians when you talk online. It's pathetic

>>389238705
>Britain will never let go of all that primo salt
>They got their shit kicked in by the French because of Colonists being trolls
>They wasted all or the grand majority of their over-seas finances trying to patrol the entire upper seaboard from Maine to the Carolinas to try and curtail tax free offloads
>Then we curb-stomped them so bad, they reverted to a cuck-tier relationship where they giddily do anything we tell them to do, so as to avoid US' wrath

I truly feel sorry for Brits, there's was once a legacy of conquest and glory, now they just hand back land to whatever nation asks and let refugees in all willy nilly

>>389238674
>he chose our country
Who did? Who are you talking about? The guy who sought asylum in BRITAIN?
>>389238503
It's about as much an American invention as the automobile.

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>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.

>>389238858
>politically correct
Don't you just mean factually correct? This website has rotted your brain if you think there's anything political about changing "takeout" to "takeaway".

>>389238661
Italy isnt part of the western world anymore?

>>389238881

>and let refugees in all willy nilly

This isn't actually true. we've barely taken any refugees

>America is less than 5% of the worlds population
>All these Eurocucks and Aussie cunts spend countless hours on an American website created by an American, only to talk shit about America.

If you're superior, then aren't we on a European website right now? Why do you faggots have to come to where we hang out? Do you not have your own superior alternative?

>>389238887
I find it to be a bit of a stretch to proclaim the United States as inventors of the automobile, but I'm not going to argue with you on it

>>389238867
Soft cunt is a normal phrase dumbfuck. Maybe if he was talking like a bogan than you'd have a point.

>>389238858
That's actually a good reason to change it. Like, an American map shouldn't have advertisements for the next futbol match or a deal on fags because that's just not how things are here.

In Australia we don't say Take Out we say Grab your grub and fuck off cunt, but it doesn't fit on a sign so the signs say Take Away.

>americans showing they know nothing of the world outside their border
>get told
>start to chimp out with unrelated subjects
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>>389238981
This chinese toons website is run and owned by a Japanese man.

>>389238982
>I find it to be a bit of a stretch to proclaim the United States as inventors of the automobile
Which is exactly my point. It's a stretch to call the United States the inventors of the Nuclear Bomb.

>>389238881
>Then we curb-stomped them so bad
We were fighting France, the colonies having a shitfit was deemed as a job for a few spare cruisers.

Like, fairs fair, you won./ But if I punched the worlds greatest boxer in the back of the head while he was busy fighting the worlds second best, I wouldn't proclaim myself the new worlds best boxer.

>>389235317
Takeaway sounds better. Get rekt murrikan fatties.

>>389239067
But you proved that they were earlier?

>>389238970
You don't have to "let them in". It's kind of hard to keep them out when your law enforcement isn't allowed to carry a firearm.

>>389238981
It's just children jealous that their country has become nearly irrelevant culturally and economically since Harry Potter ended/brexit happened, go easy on them.

>>389238984
Calling people "soft cunt" is 100% talking like a bogan. You see this shit any time the topic of Australia comes up online. People are so desperate to have their own identity/look cool that they'll start throwing "mates" and "cunts" in their sentences when they usually wouldn't. You cunt

>>389235317
>take out
>as in you take it out
fucking violent Americans, I swear. They even pummel their food. Jack Thompson was right.

>>389239064
It was created by an American
It is hosted in America
The majority of its users are American

Keep playing mental gymnastics though.

>>389238970
The children of Rotterdam say otherwise

>>389239074
True, but we knocked the best boxer out, and have yet to be knocked out yet, regardless of takers

>>389238116
>mexican is often said to be the official american language

And we have the bad education systems... lmfao

>>389239015

Grub Grab seems like a way better alternative to both Take Away and Take Out.

>>389239006
>or a deal on fags
I think they should put this

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>>389239101
What part of the posts explaining that most of the research on the nuclear bomb was done by Europeans, research which was then handed to the USA and who then took credit for it?

>>389239151
>True, but we knocked the best boxer out, and have yet to be knocked out yet, regardless of takers
I mean, you did a piss poor showing in the ring against a starving Vietnamese teenager against whom you had every possible advantage. I figure the shame from that should be enough for you to just give up the title.

it doesn't sound stupid to me. you take the food away.

how do you take the food "out"? aren't you eating out already? shouldn't the foot already be out?

>>389239103

It's actually not worth the trouble of trying to get onto an island. They also get better welfare if they stay in main land europe

>>389238846
>culturally
nobody gives a shit about us culture anymore, Hollywood is dead and that was the only thing you useless fucks gave the world
>economically
economically you would be fucked without china, and so would the rest of the world. meanwhile the u.s. could cease existing without having a permanent impact.

>>389239186
what part of inventing involves creating a functional prototype is hard for you to grasp? Germany can have credit for inventing the concept but until you actually create the product you're just putting words down. Writing down, "a robot that does all your housework" isn't the same as inventing a robot that does all your housework.

>Take out
wot

Everyone in Australia calls it take away, I've never heard it called take out.

>>389239115
>Only bogans use mate/cunt

Heh, you're going to be so disappointed to know that everyone including cunts with foreign parents use those words.

>>389239151

Rotterdam is in the Netherlands

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United States were literally invented by Europeans, so all American inventions naturally belong to Europeans. If you disagree with this then you simply don't know your history.

>>389235648
Whos the artist again? Gashiro or something?

>>389239337
>Writing down, "a robot that does all your housework" isn't the same as inventing a robot that does all your housework.
That's a terrible analogy, try, "Writing down, in detail, the circuit diagrams, code, casing and other hardware for a robot that does all of your housework" for an actual idea of what inventing something without constructing it is.

>>389239151
Didnt britian and canacucks burn your capital to the ground

>>389239290
[citation needed]

>>389239041
>M-MUH WW2

>>389239337
So what you're saying to me is, all of Apple's products were in fact invented by the Chinese, because the components were built in China?

>>389239337
>>389239471
More like claiming that you invented Lego because you bought a box of it and assembled it as per the instructions.

>>389239358
I never use mate or cunt and I cringe at people doing it online

they should just speak american like everyone else, not pretend the australian forced memes are good

>>389239358
If I haven't discovered that yet from living in Australia my entire life, it's not going to happen now. Keep trying to look cool in front of the Americans though, maybe they'll let you suck their dicks if you say "cunt" enough times.

>>389237006
>Unquestionable evil
>The German Empire
>Evil
Has to be a troll post.

>>389239290
>the u.s. could cease existing without having a permanent impact.
I get that you're still sore about the breakup, but there's no need to be this delusional.

What's your explanation in a pre-90's Europoor country?

>>389235648
Is that ZONE-tan?

>>389239538
Maybe, but the Lego's were already made and the instructions are actually coherent

Neither were such in PM times

Fucking austards always have to tell everyone they're austards. Why the fuck would you be proud of that?

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.
Excellent bait

>>389239546
>If I haven't discovered that yet from living in Australia my entire life
I don't believe that you're actually an Australian you poof, everywhere in this country from lefty Melbourne to rural Queensland has people saying mate and cunt.

>>389239541
>Speak American
>American

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Do Americans really wear shoes indoors?

>>389239337
Can you be this fucking dull? The multiple Europeans who invented the initial means that allowed nuclear bombs to exist as well as the Europeans who were in Britain developing the nuclear bomb itself at an advanced level compared to Americans didn't just write 'NOOCLEAR BOMB' on pieces of paper until Americans saw one and made one. Do they really brainwash you this hard in American schools?

>>389239630
Austards have nothing else to be proud of.
t. Kiwi.

>>389239671
He's probably a stupid indian living here.

>>389239536

was china working in steve wozniaks garage?

>>389235317
>being American

how embarassing

>>389239704
I don't.

>>389239704
Only when I'm visiting someone else's or plan to go out soon.

>>389239804
Prepare to be deported

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>>389237116
>You don't take out the food or the business owner. I know guns are important for you Americans, but you really don't.

>ctrl+f "australia" "ausfag"
>22 matches
Holy shit can we petition to get 4chan banned in Australia? This site would be so much better without retard emuposters

>>389239704

Some of the stupider ones do. Then they wonder why they need to replace their carpets or fake hardwood more often then their neighbors.

>>389239671
>I don't believe that you're actually an Australian you poof
Because I don't talk like a cartoon character online?

>everywhere in this country from lefty Melbourne to rural Queensland has people saying mate and cunt.
No shit. I never claimed people don't say them. It's just embarrassing when nerds like yourself force it when you usually wouldn't be saying it at all, just because the topic happens to be about Australia.

>>389239290
>nobody gives a shit about us culture anymore
iPhones, Windows, Google, marvel, golden age of television, most AAA video games, Donald trumps frog faced mug

I'm not saying I like the world that America created, but there is no denying that this is america's world.

>u.s. could cease existing without having a permanent impact.
I refuse to believe you're this poorly educated.

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.

the takeaway from this conversation is that you are an idiot.

>>389239737
Actually they would typically emphasize the roles of European scientists in the development of the atomic bomb and during the space race, usually downplaying the work done by American scientists and engineers

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>>389239704

>>389236000
take-out rolls of the tongue better than take-away, at least with an American accent it does.

>>389239828
>can't handle bants
There is nothing wrong with this thread.

>>389239671
when you say shit like "poof" and "cunt" and "mate" you're speaking australian. forced meme australian, that is, and not actual australian

I'm just telling you to use the american dialect of english when you're online, and thus avoid meme words

>>389239737

it's a simplification to make the point that while they may have invented the concepts involved in the creation of a nuke they didn't invent the nuke. It's like saying anything with a spring in it is a british invention because Tradwell invented the spring.

>>389239828
Moot tried, gook probably doesnt give two fucks about quality cuntroll

>>389239821
I was born here, I'm white, and I don't walk around barefooted, nigger.

>>389239947
"Mate" is meme Australian? Fuck off retard, stay in your room more.

>>389239965
>whites are minority by 2040 calling anyone else a nigger
LOL

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>>389239846
>Lists off a number of things about US culture.
We don't care for it, but you keep smearing it around like shit.

>>389239997
They're obviously fucking with you, you brain-dead bogan. Should've been clear the first time they said "speak american"

>>389239947
>>389239947
>when you say shit like "poof" and "cunt" and "mate" you're speaking australian
I'm not a crimmigrant, mate.

>>389239115
look, i can understand seeing cunt as being used too much on purpose on the internet, but 'mate' is basically the most commonly used word in Australia after 'and'. Do you get buttblasted in real life when every person (assuming you even talk to anyone in real life) greets you with 'hey mate'?

>>389240006
Go chimp out somewhere else, nigger.

>>389239846
>iPhones, Windows, Google, marvel

I like how American """""culture""""" is just large brands owned by corporations.

>>389240114
Shouldn't you be asleep? It's past your bedtime, sleepyhead. Don't tell me you're a disgusting neet

>>389239958
So I guess if I research and develop 85% of a device but run out of money and decide to give it to my neighbor who then finished it up for me, he should get all the credit because he's the one that finished it?
Whatever floats your pride-boat, burger.

thank god im not american

>>389240181
Of course not, I'm not a nigger. I work from home developing mobile apps. Not that it's your concern, nigger.

>>389240110
No, mate. Very few cunts call me "mate", mate, because I live in real Australia, not the one you cunts try to convince the rest of the world we live in, mate.

>>389240024
>iPhones, Windows, Google
>We don't care for it
You live in a fucking fantasy dude. The world loves this shit.

>>389239571
>Round one
throw fuckers into trenches
gas them and your own people
try to open fire during a winter soccer match well into its play, then demand your soldiers get ready to murder the fuck out of the officers and soldiers on the other side you just shared a beer with and told stories to
Blame the low morale on one random ass news-story about the frivolity of trench warfare by (as luck would have it) a jew

Round 2
Try to mass deport everyone
Ban smoking because fuck you thats why
Tell SS they can basically fuck any woman they want, regardless of marital status, because they'd make better babies
Beat up and try to snuff out cripples gypsies and jews
The entirety of the holocaust
Mad german scientist starts here
Giving the japs a run for their money on the cruel experiments game
Try to fuck over the Russians, then when it fails Battle of Kursk them, even though you know its 6 months later and Stalin already ultra-fortified your deploy zones


I mean, i hate liberals as much as the next guy, but there's a reason Germany tries to ignore their past so hard

>>389240264
You seem awfully concerned about other people being niggers. Is your past haunting you? Want to talk about it?

>>389240024
You obviously do tho, even if you don't personally. Meanwhile what does your country bring to the table soft power wise?

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>>389240236
>god
You might as well be one.

>>389240264
hows Fidget SPinner Crush going for you

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>>389239168
A deal's a deal, anon.

>>389240192
>run out of money
yes
> give it to my neighbor
yup
>who then finished it up for me
Oh so very much yes
>he should get all the credit because he's the one that finished it
Yes, you forfeited your concept and idea like, 5 times over, you retarded ass millennial

>>389239160
yeah but then you'd confuse all them desert abos who actually spend all day stabbing the ground with a stick for grubs, which would get all the white cunts in victoria really angry and they'd start a petition to rename the sign to unisex bathroom or some shit

>>389240297
You awfully seem concern with my life. Is your life that uninteresting, nigger?

>>389240325
Pretty good considering I can work from home and get paid 77k. Feels good.

>>389240481
You seem to be awfully defensive about a simple joke. Now I'm interested. Did I hit a nerve? Are you really "American"?

>>389236335
Yeah I know its funny that countries deny the concept of national identity get upset when its """"infringed"""" in any way, shape, or form.

>>389238227
"i'm going to get get from"

that sounds retarded as well.

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>America isn't allowed to have its own culture, terms, and customs because it's different from the rest of the world
this thread is filled to the fucking BRIM with globalist shills
you fucking niggers are drinking the koolaid so desperately it's fucking disgusting
enjoy having your children and identity raped by shitskins, bongs

>>389240546
Is that what you consider defensive? I guess that might come off as defensive when you're a nigger. But you're a boring nigger, so I won't concern myself with you. Entertain me and I might take notice of you again.

>>389240421
So you agree that the Americans did not in fact develop Nukes, they just got the research handed to them when the previous owners couldn't continue thanks to a harsh war and they finished it up. Research which was far ahead the USA research and would have been finished much sooner was it not for the war. Not because they wouldn't have figured out how to finish it, or that they were stopped, but because it was the only option better than losing the war and the research to the Nazis.
Americans didn't invent the nuke, they more or less produced them.

>you retarded ass millennial
And how old are you, gramps?

>>389240664
You seem to be misunderstanding something, it is you who entertains me and the whole continent of Europe with your peculiar antics.

>>389240652
It's a map on Australia fuckwit, we say tale away here

>>389240652
America's absolutely allowed it's own terms. But this thread started as an American proclaiming that other peoples terms are worse. People responded by saying American terms are worse.

That's not globalism, that's national rivalry.

>>389240652
>thinking globalism means abandoning national cultures and customs

sounds like you're the one who drank the kool-aid

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>>389240768
I'm OP and I'm actually Australian. I was just falseflagging to stir the pot

>>389240714
If we were to equate this to a team project
France had the basic idea
Germany started talking about design and writing up the essay
USA actually got the supplies and made the presentation
Britain tried to tac-on to US and Germany, but ultimately became the cheerleader and was removed from the group the day before the due date

>>389235746
>eurofaggots think it's April
holy shit

>>389240717
Ha, so I was correct, you are a nigger. I couldn't care less what some Euronigger thinks about this country's antics as I don't represent it as a whole nor does it represent me as a whole. Try having an identity that doen't revolve around your nationality, my nigroid jester.

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>Americans

>>389240882
Statistically speaking you're more likely to be a nigger even if I was from refugee infested Germany, so, sorry, I'm not a nigger, while you may as well be. Who knows, niggers love to lie on the internet.

>>389238652
*crickets*
>americans

>>389237209
>could care less
You sure you aren't a burger?

>>389240867
Have you not been paying attention what-so-fucking ever?
>Britain tried to tac-on to US and Germany, but ultimately became the cheerleader and was removed from the group the day before the due date
Britain didn't 'try to tac-on to the US and Germany', Britain literally developed it at the same time as the USA was, but at a much faster rate. When Britain could not reliably continue thanks to resources being stretched due to the war, the best course of action was handing the near-finished research to the USA who weren't war-wrecked at the time so that one of Britain's allies could develop nukes before Germany could.

>>389241005
I'm sure you know all about lying, nigger.

>>389241097
Sorry for trusting statistics instead of a random dude on the internet.

>>389235708
>Take away implies theft, euronigger.
Takeout implies I'm a hitman being told what to do about my next target

>>389241127
It's okay. You can learn from your mistakes, nigger.

>>389240879
underrated post

>>389241190
Trusting statistics is a mistake? Typical American mentality, I see. African American that is.

Holy fuck this thread is full of seppo cunts

>>389241097
lol this guy sounds like a fucked up high functioning autist who learned some code
you know who he voted for and he's probably defending shit online wasting away in his dusty home

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>this entire thread

>>389238357
someone post the whole thread

>>389241226
Statistics doesn't necessitate to 100% percent certainty when the statics are not 100 with a large sample size. Good attempt my nigroid clownsmnn but please continue your education, nigger.

>>389241294
Don't project your insecurities on me, nigger.

>>389241302
I fucking hate Australian threads.

>>389241416
Then fuck off leb.

>>389239115
Everyone look at this poofter

>>389235317
Yes, Ausfags are retarded--nothing new there. That's how they say it down in roo-fucking alcatraz.

>>389239421

Zankuro

>>389239704
I don't, I have hardwood floors, don't track your shit in on my nice floors

>>389241397
>Statistics doesn't necessitate to 100% percent certainty when the statics are not 100 with a large sample size.
Of course they are not, hovewer without any indication of proof from you I choose to believe what experts are saying.
Now shoo, go back to your amateur dev autism cave, my African American friend. It seems historically fitting.

>>389237053
You care what hour it is far more than what minute or second it is.

Same as you care what day it is far more than what month or year.

Knowing it's 17 seconds past the 49th minute is rarely useful, it could be the middle of the night or the afternoon.

Same as knowing it's June in the year 2020 as opposed to knowing it's a Monday and you have to go to work.

>>389235317
Formerly Sneed's

Fucking 10/10 amazing thread.

Also, it's fucking take out.

>This thread

>>389241848
>Also, it's fucking take out.
...In America, Canada and the Philippines but it's take away in Britain, Hong Kong, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand.

We've been over this, try to keep up. I know it's hard for you, but eventually you can converse on the same level as everyone else.

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>>389241959
It's take out in everywhere that counts.

>>389242026
>It's take out in everywhere that counts.
I mean, sure, Canada is pretty important. But it just doesn't really compare to New Zealand.

Even then, the actual countries that matter don't speak English all that much. It's whatever-the-Chinese-call-it everywhere that counts.

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Fuck I hate stupid fat American cunts.

Hurry up and get nuked by gooks.

>>389242151
>China doesn't speak English

>>389242229
It may shock you, but China generally speaks Chinese.

>>389242229
Hong-Kong and China aren't the same thing

>>389242151
America is significantly more relevant on a global scale than china

>>389242370
Used to be, sure. But you get less relevant by the day as the rest of the world sees you more and more as a bad joke led by a petulant child. China's picked up the slack, economically.