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Smash Gods and Gatekeepers - Day 2

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Melee tourney/crew battle captained by Mew2king, Leffen, ChuDat, Mang0, SFAT, Wizzrobe, Axe and Plup. all the teams have been chosen as the open bracket stopped at top 32. todays just the crew battle.

lots of talent here a shame the format sucks.

steam @ redbullesports

amsa hyype
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>>389161568
>shame the format sucks.
No fun allowed

Also thoughts on Cal aka Toon Leffen?
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>>389161568
What's the issue with the format again?
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Crews for today
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>Toph without Scar

for what purpose?
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>>389161872
nothing wrong with it actually, would just be nice if there was a normal bracket as well. But i guess the issue with that would be that people wouldn't take the crews seriously.
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>Leffen projected over Mango
Why? Mango has an overwhelming positive set count against Leffen.
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>>389162380
There isnt a singles bracket today anon
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Wait. There's only singles for top 8? What the hell was yesterday for?
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It's just a crew battle. I don't blame you for not understanding the format

Gonna be fun
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>>389162107
who do we want to win
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>>389162764
>no gods singles bracket
DROPPED

What were they thinking?
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>leffen on literal television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XyX0aj9agg
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>>389162896
its a crew battle format anon , 8 teams of 4. No singles bracket at all today, thats the point of the event.
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When is aMSa?
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>>389162896
Kinda hoping for team AZ + Japan or m2k's crew
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>eddy america

fucking kek, mang0 picking one of his subs it looks like
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>>389163104
i am aware
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>>389162896

Mango, S2J, None and Eddy is my pick
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>>389163029
Why the hell did he of all people get on American TV?
They could have put anyone(not m2k) on there and it'd make more sense. Especially since Leffen's english is a bit wonky.
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>>389163196
Any team with mango on is guaranteed to buster out.
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>>389163247
It's a RedBull event and Leffen is RedBull's player
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>>389163029
i can't watch it. leffen nervously stuttering at the start combined with the awkwardness of explaining an esport childrens party game to normies is too much """cringe"" for me.
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>>389162107
Rooting for mango's team
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boy cant wait to see the same 8-10 people play against eachother in the same exact way for the Nth time
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>>389163419
This tournament was designed to get other players in the spotlight man
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>>389163419
This format is kind of encouraging players to play each other that wouldn't normally. At least somewhat.
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oh look it's the most overrated player in smash, santiago
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>>389163419
It's funny that you see this comment every thread, with every event. But, you never ever see these people show interest in any tourney or event that doesn't feature those same 8-10 people.
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Okay. I'm confused again. So, it's not the traditional crew rules of pooling stocks together, but they're just playing the games straight and whichever team wins the most wins wins the whole thing?
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>>389163247
Leffen's English is really good
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our guy swedish
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SWEDISH YOU'RE BLEWING IT
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>>389164521
win to 3
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Plup Club on suicide watch.
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Goddamnit, Jason.
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should be ft5 desu
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why didn't we have a thread like this yesterday?
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Redpill me on cal
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>>389165223
it was just a vanilla . Melee thread
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>>389165160
ft5 takes too long and they're normally reserved for salty suites
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>>389165160
There are only 4 people per team.
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>>389165271
i kept trying to find "melee", "smash", and "redbull" on /v/ catalog and got nothing.
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MaTroska Wizzrobe
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>>389165494
look for thread with the Melee box art and a period next time
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wizzy is seriously the worst
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>>389165639
Top players get way too much of a free pass delaying shit. You shouldn't have that long to setup or get 5 minute long hand warmers.
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How come Shroomed switched to blue Sheik?
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shroomed got screwed
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Who Team /JAPAZ/ here?
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>>389165950
Reporting in.
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>>389165726
Plup got panda. This is the third time he's switched sheik color
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Wait so this isn't crews?

What is even happening?

Is it like a crews "set" where it's just a best of 5 but they switch players for each game?
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>>389166127
Yeah, I was a bit confused too. They're just playing single games and first to three wins.
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>>389166127
yup, and predetermined stages. No PS or FD unless they choose them in GAme 5 teams.
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WHAT THE FUCK ZHU
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#POORZHU
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>ZHUUU
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That is Falco.
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>>389166127
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M2K will beat Hugs and Duck will beat MacD
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mew2king would you please uncross your legs and arms, you look like a woman.
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JUST WOMBO COMBO MY SHIT UP
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>>389166660
Why?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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>>389166660
Thank you.
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>>389166749
Because its something new, unique and fun you autist. The players wouldnt have came if they thought it was stupid.
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>>389166749
Just a slight variation of the crew battle. I think it's a good idea, stops a crew battle from lasting 2 fucking hours
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Why hasn't Toph been executed?
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>>389166865
>The players wouldn't have came if they thought it wasn't for the red bull money
I mean It could be fun, it's just such a weird thing for an event to make it harder for viewers to understand what is going on.
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>>389166865
Other than getting money to do so.
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>gods battle
>only 3 out of 5 gods

What did redbull mean by this?

I really hate hbox, but I dont like the fact that a commercial drink is dividing our comunity just because MUH SPONSORS
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Is there something about being a manlet that makes you better at Melee?

Is it the faster reactions from shorter distance for brain signals between brain and fingers?

I think the only remotely non-manlet tier top player must be Leffen. Maybe Lucky?
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>>389167213
>3

2
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>>389167213
>a commercial drink is dividing our comunity
What are you talking about? Hbox and Armada couldn't attend.
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>>389167213
It's monster that's preventing them from going.
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Where's PPMD? He must be out of hiatus by now, right?
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Why is yoshi's 64 banned again?
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>>389167326
Yeah they couldn't attend because Monster sponsors Team Liquid and Alliance.

>>389167360
PP couldn't go anyway since Monster is also synonymous with EG.

Also he's competitively dead.
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>>389167360
haha
;_;
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>>389167213
this tourney is irrelevant for that reason, but im sick of watching hbox play lame and armada win everything so its whatever
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>>389167326
Hbox could and said he wanted to, he's literally streaming himself watch it because he's crying about wanting to go, but monster are a bunch of bitches.
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>>389167326
See >>389167340

Monster sill a commercial drink

>>389167312
And yes 2*
Thats worse, there have been smaller events with more gods attendance
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>>389167376
Top platform is too high and the clouds can be camped. Characters like Ganondorf and others would be simply completely irrelevant on that stage while others like Peach and Jiggs would almost instantly win by picking it.
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>>389167360
Just a couple more months guys!
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>>389167376
Anon, use your brain.
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>MacD
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I actually like this format better than classic crews, in a way. It's short and exciting and having the captains blind pick before, we don't have to wait for counterpicks and shit.
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Was that the best floaty ditto in existence?
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>>389167778
I like classic crews more for the comeback potential.

Having one player rip through ten stocks is hype.
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>>389167821
there was an 8-minute samus ditto a while back that was the shit
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>>389167851
>Having one player rip through ten stocks is hype.
Which is pretty much exactly what would happen here. M2K would just rape the other team since the teams are really imbalanced.
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>it's teams now

I don't understand my tiny brain can't into this
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>>389167642
yo lowkey the only problem i can see is if the death box is small. if it's not if i ever host a toruny i'll legalize it
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YOO WHAT A COMEBACK!
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This format is fucking shit, why are they playing teams?
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>m2k
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>>389168065
four people per team
one person plays one singles game
the tiebreaker (game 5) is teams
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>>389168350
Because they have 4 members, but 5 games.
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>>389168065
It's first to 3. Game 5 is teams.
It goes like this
>Battlefield
>Yoshi's
>Dreamland
>FoD
>Teams on whatever they strike to
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>>389168350
>>389168065
Read
>>389166660

ALSO THAT FUCKING COMEBACK
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Chu can easily take this
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>>389166660
>all of jigg's fave stages
>no FD or pokemon
this isn't optimal at all
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>>389168383
Then fuckin have 5 members lmao
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Leffen gonna have nightmares of yayuzz
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>>389168514
no puff players here
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These smoke entrances are making me feel a weird feeling...
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>>389168651
Just embrace it. It's nice to have a little fun.
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>sending Ice in first

why
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Hope Ice didn't get better vs ICs.
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>Leffen ducking Chu
>sending Ice out to lose instead
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trim your nails ice
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Reminder that despite "loving" being the villian, Leffen is scared of twitter backslash
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>>389168826
seriously nigger?
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Why aren't macd and leffen best buttbuddies any more? They used to team all the time. Did macd try and rape him or something?
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>>389168871
because enough twitter backlash could result in some talks with his sponsors
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>call your tournament smash gods
>only 2 gods show up
Christ how embarrasing. What's armada and hbox doing?
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Fucking Chu and Wizzy always takes forever
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>>389168871
I don't really think he loves being a villain and I don't think he does a good job at it.
People are just really easy to upset by speaking truth.
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>>389169039
they're sponsored by Monster
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>>389169039
Fucked over by the jews at Red Bull and Monster energy.
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>>389169021
>try
no that means he succeeded
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>>389169039
not allowed to come because Alliance/Liquid are sponsored by Monster

Chu is an exception because he was going to this event before he was TL
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>>389169021
MacD got really drunk one night and started groping him ''jokingly'' at some point. They've made up since, but they're not exactly buddies anymore.
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>>389169039
The one chu god is there.
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>>389169021
Leffen talked about MacD being really weird and touchy with him, and in 2015 he read a fanfic about them having sex at a bar which embarrassed Leffen.
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>>389169106
>>389169093
>>389169132
>monster
I don't remember this being an issue last year...
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>>389169264
There was no Gods & Gatekeepers last year?
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chu vs leffen rematch when?
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>>389169362
There was a redbull tournament though wasn't there?
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>>389169247
I worded that second part pretty badly. MacD and Leffen were at a bar IRL, then MacD started reading a fanfic about him and Leffen having sex.
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>getting rekt by fucking sopo
Why is Ice so shit?
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>>>>>>ice
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FUCKING BODIED
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This tournament is a huge letdown
Crews is the most boring format imaginable, even worse than doubles
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>literally losing Sopo vs Fox

Fucking lol
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>>389169482
>>389169646
>kpop posting in a melee thread

that's a first
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Ice was a mistake.
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>>389169683
>not just once, but twice getting hit to 100% and losing a stock to fucking sopo
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why don't redbull have fucking headphones setup so they don;t have to do this shit for 5 minutes before every game
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Did Ice fuck up?
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>>389169646
>>389169758
>>389169482

Why do slantnig girls love chu so much?
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>>389167376
>>389168192
The problem is if a fast character gets a one stock advantage, they can run over to the far right cloud and shorthop repeatedly to stall the game until they win by time.
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>>389169907
his parents fucked up
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>>389169425
I don't remember there being one
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when was the last time fiction did anything notable
i've barely seen him play in the last 2 years
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>tfw you're the person the other team sends their rando out against
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Anyone have pics of Hugo's sister?
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>>389170016
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Battle_of_the_Five_Gods
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>>389170058
>he beats you
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>>389169967
no shit, his mom is a German and his dad is a Turk, that's asking for a fuckup
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>>389170156
That's not a redbull tournament
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>>389170156
You're fucking dumb, anon.
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>>389170318
>>389170263
>has five gods
>this one has 2
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Remember when leffen westballz sets were good before westballz became a washed meme.
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Oh shit, Team Leff might have fucked up
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Wasn't there a bunch of players who competed to be on these teams?

Where are they?
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>>389170398
got turned into red bull
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>>389170398
They played in a different bracket yesterday where a kid named Cal won.
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>>389170398
column C and D on >>389162107
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>>389170398
the forbidden bracket ended yesterday. our guy cal pulled htrough.
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>>389170345
>Redbull
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>>389170591
keep watching shitty tournaments anon
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>fighting samus or falco as fox

how do people win this
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>>389162107
>>389162896
Why does mang0 only have 3 people
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>>389170665
Having a better character.
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TIME
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>>389170709
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only fucking fat haze could camp a slow-ass character like peach. kys
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>>389170649
Nigger, the question was ''Was there a Redbull tournament last year?''
Stop being retarded.
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it kind of feels like armada screwed over every other peach, since everyone knows the matchup so well now
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>>389161568
"BATTLE OF THE GODS AND GATEKEEPERS"
LOL battle of the degenerates who play a 15 year old game for income.
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Mike Haze will be the first non-god to beat Armada, screencap this.
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>>389170895
LOL!
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>>389170895
XD
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>tfw the only good player on team Chu is Chu
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>>389170950
Is Leffen a god?
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I fucking hate Mike Haze.
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>>389171079
god of gods
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>>389171079
Nope. He was called a godslayer but now hes washed up and pathetic.
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>>389171079
he's counted since he has beaten every god mulltiple times and some he regularly destroys (hbox, m2k before this year), but i guess technically not
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That was some exciting gameplay by fat haze
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>>389171108
He is the God Awful
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>>389171079
He's not one of the gods he's one of the god awfuls
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>standard falco
what did you do with weston
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>>389171254
>>389171296
WE ALL GAWKING
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>>389171194
He has more tourney wins in 2017 than Mango.
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>>389171194
>>389171210
My point was that Leffen already has that title of being the first non-god.
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>neutral falco

who is this man?
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>>389171254
>>389171296
Back to twitch wtih you kids . The adults are talking
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>>389171380
0 of them significant
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>>389171210
>m2k before this year
literally only in the first 3/4th of 2015
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westballz looks anemic
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falco wins the matchup desu
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>>389171510
falco fox is a 70 30 matchup and thats okay
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>>389171380
>Mango
>Royal flush, SSC2017

>Leffen
>GOML2017
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Leffen is the best to ever play this game when he's on
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That was fucking terrible. What the fuck is wrong with Westballz?
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>>389171653
Every Falco other than mango is a washed up hack fraud.
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why would you ever side b directly on stage. the reward is incredibly small for such a high risk
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>>389171435
He took out Hbox at GOML.
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thats what fagballz gets for not using red falco
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>westballz
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Weston just gave up
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>>389171712
What went so wrong bros?
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>>389171639
I think you mean armada
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>>389171741
because scrubballz cant into day 1 falco sweetspot side-b
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>>389171742
So has everyone and their grandmother lol
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>>389171639
i think you mean mango
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>>389171639
I think you mean Blur
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>>389171613
Leffen just won a european supermajor 2 weeks ago. He destroyed the likes of Overtriforce, Trifasia and Fuzzyness. He's clearly having a better year than le mario kart man
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>>389171639
>>389171845
to be fair armada's said s2j can beat any of them on a good day
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>>389171639
I think you mean PPMD
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>>389171639
I think you mean Jim Jam Flim Flam
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>>389171984
>yurop
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>>389172037
Dumb thumbnail poster.
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chu: can I please win this rock paper scissor?

leffen: yeah ok let's go...

leffen: psyche *pfft* lol

chu: ;_;
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>>389171984
>european supermajor
>european major
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>>389171984
hey man he had to play vs S2J twice to win the whole thing

clearly a revelant win
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>>389171712
>other than mango

Even that's debatable. He was looking terrible earlier this year.
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>>389172081
Only because this was super zoomed in
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>>389171984
>Whorope event
>Without Armada or at least Ice

Irrelevant
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Why is there a singles bracket for top 8 when no such thing will be played?
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>>389172225
where are you seeing one?
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wow chu was just asking about something to leffen and leffen told him to go back and sit the fuck down so I can embarrass you like last week.

damn.....
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>>389172317
https://smash.gg/tournament/red-bull-smash-gods-and-gatekeepers-2/events/gods-and-gatekeepers/brackets/149761
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>>389172225
The two "crews" that get to the finals of the crew battle play an 8 person singles bracket, winning crew starts in winners losing starts in losers
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>>389172420
I'm so fucking stupid. This is just the bracket for crews.
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>Western dentist killing his team's chances
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>Falco's stock disappears in 3 seconds and 10%

Nice "character" birdfags
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>Ice
>Leffen
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That was actually a pretty dope doubles game.
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NIGHTMARES OF YAYUZZZ
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>>389172581
?
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>losing to the 2 worst teams characters as doublefox
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LETS GO YAYUZZ
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>leffen
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Chu was playing great holy fuck

Chuballz static team when? Chillin is retiring for a while.
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>The city of leffen
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>>389172665
AHAHAHAHA THE CITY OF ZIPFAGS
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>>389172420
Looks like the crews bracket. If it's actually double elimination that would be cool
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Are you ready for best team?
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replay when
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Can you believe there are actually still people who think PPMD is coming back?
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mang0bun
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Prepare your eggs
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>>389172827
Women, not even once
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LETS GO AZ
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>>389172780
>Amsa and Axe
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how the fuck can you root against either of these teams?
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>>389172780
Of fucking course. Team AZ + a nip.
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There is literally not a single more likeable person in Smash than Axe.
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>>389172780
Factually the worst team in the whole thing what the fuck were they thinking
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>>389172827
does receiving paychecks from EG qualify as employment, or has PP been a NEET for 2 years, now?
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>>389172887
story?
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if team axe wins this ill flip my shit
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>>389172827
>muh fake illness
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>>389173063
I doubt he gets any substantial money from EG at this point.
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>>389172992
It's a shame Eddie is on Mango and S2J's side, otherwise I'd be more inclined to root for that team.
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>mang0 picked two falcons and a luigi
bruh
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>>389173063
I think I heard he said they haven't been paying him
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>>389173223
thats the mango
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Eddy looking pretty good without glasses
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>>389172827
Jesus christ when will this fuck get over it and get his shit together like what does he even do now? at least stream once a week or something
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>Sending Axe out against Eddie
What the fuck?
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>>389173063
PPMD legit lives in a one room aparment with no windows, he can not work for 10 years and still live in that.

He is a neet
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>YAH YAH YAH YAH
>HOOOO
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>>389173223
yeah that are all better than axe's 2nd best player lol. this won't be close after game 1
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>>389173321
woah man playing video games alone in your room??? that's too much to ask, don't want PP to burn out or anything
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>>389173363
They are blind picks.
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>>389173363
Shit teams try to be strategic about their picks and send certain people out to counter other players or maps. Real teams like Chu and Axe just send their anchor player out right away and don't give a single fuck.
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>eddie's tag
nice
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>>389173321
The guy has a testosterone deficiency and is probably on meds.
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Luigi is almost impossible to root against. Like Ganon and Yoshi.
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>>389173071
PP's ex gf dumped him and became a porn star. After seeing her get gang banged and BLACKED he fell into a state of depression. That's why he used to wear the SLUT tag. He said that he's gotten over his depression now and that it's just physical illness, but he probably just doesn't wanna play Melee because he mentally associates it with his ex gf getting BLACKED.
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>>389173380
Character sounds tier list:

God tier:
-Mario Brothers
-Yoshi

Good tier:
-TORYAH

Shit tier:
-All others
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>>389173512
holy shit, he can buy test pills and become a chad in like a year. he's lazy
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>>389173442
Yeah, but what were they thinking? That Mango would come out game 1?
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>>389173512
>The guy has a testosterone deficiency
You don't honestly still believe that at this point do you? There's a reason PP never mentions his test anymore or mentions seeing doctors or treatment. It's because low test is a medical issue that is solved in a matter of weeks usually, months at the absolute works. It's been a year and a half now, at this point it's blatantly obvious low testosterone is not the issue and probably never was.
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>>389173513
>Like Ganon
Eikelmann exists.
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>aMSa has to play mango
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>>389173579
>leaving out roy's honk
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I thought they might do this but I thought it was dumb as fuck
is amsa good vs falcon?
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>>389173428
He says he won't stream because he doesn't put out content that isn't up to his standards.
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>>389173724
you misspelled Kage
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>Mango vs aMSa

My dick can only get so hard..
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>>389173769
does mango usually 3-0 him or is there a chance he could drop a game
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>>389173790
He has streamed in the past though and all he did was play all star. Why exactly can't he just do that? "m-m-muh fatigue"?
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AAAHHHH
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They're just beating the shit outta each other!
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S L O B B E R
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THAT'S THE MANG0
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YEAH THE AZ NIP
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LET'S FUCKING GO AZ
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMSA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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*breaths in*


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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arizona is a meme
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MYYYYYY DIIIIICK
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Sorry were you saying something?
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that was a lowkey ragequit,not an accidental sd
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>mango
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>THE DILAPIDATED SCRAGGLY BUNGALOW OF MANGO
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IT'S ANOTHER PEARL HARBOR
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based nippon
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AMSA THE 6TH GOD
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Mang0 literally hasn't played a yoshi since apex 2015. he had no experience of what to do
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mang0 with the hangover
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RICED
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G R O R I O U S N I P P O N
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>THE DRUNKEN HOVEL KNOWN AS "THE NATION"
MY SIDES
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WHAT A GAME
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>>389173552
Is that really the reason behind the slut tag?
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Mango looks like legit shit physically. He has been a fat bloated fuck for a few years now but now he's starting to look just flat out gross.
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>>389173769
Come again?
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>Leffen
>God
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Suck eggs faggot disgusting gaijin retard dick sucking ape
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Looks like this is our day, /ssbm/
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>>389174214
i'm more worried about n0ne. holy shit has he gone full /blur/mode. he used to be fat but holy shit, has it gotten worse
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>>389174213
Yeah
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mango, what a bitch.

got so salty over yoshi, you're gonna low key SD.
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>>389174214
remeber when mang0 looked fucking great? What happened?

Same with hbox
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>>389174197
Fuck off Vic
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>>389174214
It's only like 15 lbs. Just looks like a lot because he's 5'6"
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ha ha[/spoiler
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>amsa finally at another US tournament
>it's meme crews only
why

they should have done a god bracket
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>>389174306
N0ne is a nice guy, met him at goml. Shame is he like 5 foot 4 inches, had to look down to talk to him. Felt weird
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>>389174350
Hbox is on a comeback since he quit his job he looks pretty good now and has that thicc nerdpuss on his arm
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>>389174284
You should add Crush to the reddit section. At this point I think he is high profile enough that he needs to be categorized and he is absolutely reddit incarnate.
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gorious honoary aryan slay spic infecting america
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>>389174434
Is that Rudolph?

Rudolph is a fucking maniac.
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>>389174434
wait, there isn't a normal bracket?
what comes after crews?
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>>389174462
Muffin top takes you past thicc into fat.
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>>389174462
her fat underher shirt is bigger then her tits.

SHAME
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>>389174462
hbox's gf is weird man, sometimes she looks like a thicc qt and other times she just looks flabby and nasty. that webm is kind of a combination of both.
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TEAM MANGO
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>it's upset day today
I LOVE MELEE GUYS
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>Mangotards
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WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
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JAPARIZONA TO TAKE THIS EVENT
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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loser's bracket mang0
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ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA
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>>389174568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVVFqd2OskI
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>mango
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>>389174462
He quit? Why?
He was always bloating over how he is an engineer.
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ALL UPSETS BABYYY
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USA ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Gods and gatekeepers

Gatekeepers beat every god team WOWIE
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>>389174308
dang
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>tfw I actually like this format
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>>389173127
>>389173259
>>389173379
what hope is there for me?
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Just threw my mang0 wristband in the bin lads
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AZ AZ AZ AZ
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>>389174720
But Leffen + Ice also got bodied.
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>Whose line is it anyways references
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>>389174710
He got his chemical engineering degree and even a job, but quitted to be the best at melee. But, Hbox is extroverted as fuck with good confidence, he could probably talk his way into another job when he needs to.
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>>389174685
>Leffen's crew about to get 2-0'd
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>that lolm2k replay
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>>389174743
You'll be fine
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wait, is it over?
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>>389174886
break
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>>389174692
Truly a meme God
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>>389174710
He wanted to go full Melee/streamer. Pretty sure he's over that now because he got a programming degree and I think he's looking for a programming job.
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>>389174743
Actually motive yourself. Like legit if you don't want to play melee don't play melee for fans. Just workout and leave your room. Talk to people face to face, not through texts were jokes are void
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>>389174462
Fucking hell someone needs to tell this bitch to not wear shit like this if you got a muffin top
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That fucking aMSa game was the sickest shit. He seems to have gotten a lot more consistent with his punishes over the years. Can't say for certain since it was only one game, but goddamn it made my cock hard.
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>>389174963
cont: would still smash tho
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>>389174834
>hbox
>confidence
lmao, he's a typical normie faggot that worried to shit about what people think of him, he's better than most normies at faking confidence though so he does have a leg up in that for getting a job, but he's definitely not naturally confident
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>>389174197
Context?
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>>389174834
Hope he has experience on the field to back up his confidence
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>>389175000
There's a bunch of Japanese Falcos he plas with in their tournies, his anti-Falco game is on point. You can find them on his channel and some other ones I forget what the specific tournament series is but they're sort of like Nipponese regionals.
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>>389174741
It's definitely fresh compared to a normal crew battle.
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>>389175061
They reacted to M2K's and Chudat's handshake at this one tourney in canada
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>>389175061
m2k getting wobbled by Chu in gfs, in that Canada tournament
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>>389175053
>worried to shit about what people think of him
dude he wouldnt do what he does with Puff if he was like that
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>>389175061
After Chu beat M2K at BoBC2, and the hilarious fistbump.
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>>389175061
They're watching m2ks dead fish handshake after he got 3-0'd by chu at BC
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>>389174915
>dat booty
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>>389175053
nah hbox has that nerd confidence. he's one of those kids who was a loser growing up but not because he was quiet and shy but because he was weird and fucking annoying and wouldn't shut the fuck up. that's hbox.
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>>389174197
>very fast brudder moving at incredible hihg speeds
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>>389175138
1 week of work should be enough +plus his confidence
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>>389175053
there's no such thing as fake confidence. Either you are or are not.
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>>389175000
He upgraded from red yoshi to blue yoshi too. LITERALLY fresh
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m2k vs. plup next, team kill coming up :(
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It kind of sucks that we'll only see aMSa once or twice a year and he only played one single game there.
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based couch
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Nerds explain
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>>389174197
The brahdors literally look like pic
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>>389175285
this
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>>389175421
he's 2 smart for uni
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>>389175421
He hacked the database
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>>389175421
Sounds like a terrible university
>>
Which team are we rooting for here
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>>389175378
He's trying to move to Canada so that he can play more. If those fucking leafs would give him a green card instead of giving them to somali immigrants then we'd get the might nip dino a lot more.
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>>389174434
Amsa is going to GTX and Big House too
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>>389175568

The ones that do the things we like.
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>>389175421
HACKERMAN
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>>389175624
team mang0 it is then, gotcha
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>>389175594
West Coast of Canada is owned by the Chinese and they hate the Japanese dogs. He'll never get in.
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>>389175568
Japanaz and Plup Club exclusively.
>>
that last stock hurt
>>
Just got here, why did Duck stand up if these are crews, are they not?
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>>389175594
>somali immigrants

You mean Mexicans and other brown people crossing the border from America in a giant exodus from Trump into Quebec that Trudeau is just letting flow in.

It's legitimately harder to legally immigrate to Canada than it is to just walk in and stay.
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>>389175378
aMSa is already confirmed for GTX and Big House, you'll see him at least two more times.
>>
plup has that whole qt pale skinny boy look going on, why the FUCK would he settle for his fat ugly gf when he could have a solid 7/10 white or asian girl? the only couple that is more confusing is axe and his gf.
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>>389175824
Yes and no. They play single games and the first to three wins the set.
If it goes to game 5 they play a doubles as tiebreaker. Really weird, but works pretty well and cuts down on time severely.
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crush has the face of a chronic masturbator
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>>389175914
>Big House
Neat. Isn't that in October?
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>>389175942
she probably approached him first, and he settled for her.
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>>389175942
Post pic of plup gf,

Plup is legit handsome, if he worked out he would legit be 10/10
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>>389176065
yes
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>>389175945
Oh fuck that sounds actually damn fun.
Hope they all get to Game 5
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>>389175942
Plup, Axe, and especially Mango are the hoky trinity of JUST gfs among Melee players
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>>389176113
She's next to plup in this picture
https://twitter.com/RenoNY/status/903723612921774080

Here is her twitter but she doesn post many pictures of herself because she's unattractive
https://twitter.com/ohitsjustliz_
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ayyy lmao MARF!
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>>389176216
Mango's gf was actually cute at one point believe it or not

Plup and Axe have no excuse
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>>389176065
Yes and GTX is the week before
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Fox loses, and that's okay
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>>389176242
Jesus christ she must have one hell of a personality
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>>389176242
>https://twitter.com/RenoNY/status/903723612921774080
THATS A FUCKING WHALE

HER FACE IS LEGIT FALLING OFF LIKE A PIG

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>389176242
What the fuck Plup
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>>389176216
Oh yeah and Scar's wife is a bitchy hag too, so much Melee personalities are completely JUSTed by their slags
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>>389176242
So... this is why plup spends nights at m2ks house playing mario maker...
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>>389176372
No one is more bitchJUST than mango
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>>389175942
Axe is too wholesome to give a shit is my guess, dude would be happy with a literal potato as his gf

>>389176242
Plup what the fuck

>>389176508
banessa is top tier
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>>389176508
mang0's gf is a narcissistic psychopath. that should be reason enough to be an alcoholic
>>
Like the gf's are weird, going to canada touraments all the womean there are skinny nice tits 18-23 year olds. So why do these top players get the bottom of the barrel melee people.

Like at goml there was this chick, about 5'5 nice white skin no blemishes nice tits, skinny, great voice. and she was single. so idk wtf there people are doing.

Also look at chillin's gf, she is even starting to get fat
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>>389175942
Axe is into facesitting, dude. He gets off on having her smother him with that ass.
I don't blame him.
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>>389176734
...source?
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>>389176634
Leffen's gf is pretty high quality. She is pretty cute and has been with him for a long time, before he really "made it" in melee.
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>>389176634
Because hot Melee girls don't have any interest in Melee players or gamers in general, they want real Chads just like any other girl. They participate in these gaming communities (or cosplay communities and other "nerd culture" shit) to be the big fish in the small pond. All of a sudden they are Goddesses who get infinite attention in a male dominated place, whereas if they chose a normie circle of friends they'd be just another slag.

That's why you see these girls get picked up from events by their Chad boyfriends.
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awwwwwww
>>
>>389176508
>>389176603
remember when she tried to stab PPMD's ex gf and lied about mango beating her right before G3?
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>>389176508
She's only with scarflard for the fame and money.
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i feel bad for zhu. he exists in the melee universe just get bodied
>>
TUTUTUTUTUTU
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>>389176991
The guy is good at the game. It's just that the whole poor Zhu thing gets into his head, and for a good reason.
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who's the nerdy-looking autist with the glasses?
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>Sheik players won't chaingrab each other but will chaingrab everyone else with no shame
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>>389176634
>Also look at chillin's gf, she is even starting to get fat
that's literally every women, try to settle with them and they use it as an excuse to get fat, that's why women that are fat beforehand are a MAJOR red card
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>>389176948
she also went on a twitter rant, after mang0 won royal flush. Just because mang0 didn't give her a shotout on his interview.

she calmed down after a while tho
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>>389176925
You would think it would work in reverse too, like the Chad tier or at least fairly attractive melee players wouldn't be interested in ugly melee girls. Mango was legitimately attractive and a borderline Chad in his prime and look who he ended up with.
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>>389175312
Why ditch the red? He grow tired of the color?
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>>389177168
Is your monitor so greasy that it's reflecting your face, anon?
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>>389177281
Because "Chad" Melee players don't cross out to anything more than average at best girls.

The only legitimate Chad in the entire Melee community now is Alex19 and he's still bald manlet-tier.
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>>389177281
>5'6
>borderline Chad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
goodbye plup club
>>
lel
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>>389177289
No clue but blue yoshi is A E S T H E T I C so that's reason enough
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lol m2k
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>>389177440
He's hispanic, that's normal height for them
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ntsc sheik is so boring to watch . here in germany i get excited watching sheik dittos at my locals, more creative combos in PAL and no boring tech chase crap .
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>>389177435
No, the only legitimate Chads are Darkrain, Jace, and Abate. Alex McMeatHead isn't close to being a Chad.
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>>389177289
Could be a nod to that guy that took a game off Armada with blue yoshi
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Is it against the rules to change your mind about CGs mid-game? Like, say it was a last game, last stock situation, and we agreed to not CG, but I did it anyway and won the set. Would I get DQ'd? It's grimy as all hell, but is it against the rules?
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>>389177481
It is nicer to look at, I'll give you that.
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>>389177574
If it's not in the ruleset you're not getting DQ'ed
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3 of the five best foxes vs. mang0's low-tier hero club. This won't be close.
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>>389177289
I'm pretty sure it's because he's on team AZ so he's using Vectorman's color to rep AZ.
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>>389177554
Abate is absolutely not a Chad. Even his looks are overrated honestly, he wouldn't even register as especially good looking to normie girls.
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>>389177564
>>389177289
It's a nod to Vectorman, a Yoshi from AZ.
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>>389176918
you mean his beard
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Whoa I didn't realize this was double elimination, this is gonna go pretty late then
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>>389177574
It's a gentleman's agreement so while it might be scummy as fuck, you can't be DQed for it or anything.
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>>389177289
He said he did it as a shout-out to V3ctorman, another AZ player.
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>>389177518
Mango's hispanic?
Really makes you think.
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>>389175942
Lucky's gf is pretty cute imo

on the large side without being a landwhale
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finally a high level match
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>>389177682
Okay, just darkrain and jace then, two falcon player.

https://twitter.com/darkrain_falcon/status/874708377645056000
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>>389177739
You honestly never knew that?
I bet you called him White Trash, too.
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>>389177778
also lucky is like 300 lbs so if anything she's dipping below her own standards.
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>>389177739
Costa Rican
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>>389177839
You can't be a Chad with that hairline. He may have been a Chad at one point though.
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>talking about internet personalities' gf's
not vidya fuck off
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>>389177682
Yeah he would. He's tall and in shape, thick eyebrows, symmetrical face, great hair and beard. I'd bet Abate can bag at least 7/10 normie girls with ease at Uni.
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>>389177890
they're high school sweethearts, doesn't really count
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>>389177518
>>389177739
>>389177842
Mango's a bastard child to a white man so he's at minimum 50% white, but realistically around 70-80% depending on how much white admixture his mom already had. Literally no excuse to how much of a manlet he is.
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>>389178114
One drop of Mexican spoils the batch.
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>aMSa brought Japanese candy for Axe
Goddamn, that's adorable.
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>>389177990
damn bro....

this nigga got his arms around a nice looking girl........and I'm watching man-kids compete in a childs party game exclusively for Nintendo, a childs entertainment system.

what happened to me....
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>it's a shitter that spams down smash as peach

why is this guy even here
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>>389178275
That's right anon, you too could be cucked by some girl who deigned to be in your autistic circle of friends for attention.
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>>389177990
He absolutely would not, he looks like what the average female imagines an "average" guy looks like. He fits none of the criteria for an eye-catchingly attactive man. Pointed chin, overall slim non-robust facial structure, oversized nose, bad hairstyle, close-set eyes. I'm not saying Abate is ugly, but he is certainly not conventionally attractive. He's average.
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>>389178275
That nigga is santi who's in this event
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>>389178332
downsmashing with peach can carry you to the top 100 rankings, apparently
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>>389178390
Is Ice the most attractive smasher?
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>>389178390
Holy shit. Imagine being this deluded.
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>>389178390
Yeah and that's all you need to pull 7/10 normie girls or more.
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>>389178458
>roach blood
automatic no
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>>389178458
not any more, this year his hair line went under, he looks so bad now
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>>389178390
Got a friend who looks a lot like him and easily makes friends and girls are always looking for him.
If that is not being attractive, I don't know what is.
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>>389178458
No, Ice is not attractive either. He has a subhuman jawline and facial structure in general, literally a receded chin. Look at him from a profile shot, it's absolutely laughable.
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>playing black falcon vs joey
what the fuck is this shit
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S2j will take this with ease. He owns cucky these days
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>>389178617
>>389178652
>tfw realize there are no attractive smasherss
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nu
>>389178807
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>>389178502
You and I must have a different definition of 7/10 then. If you mean nerd ass plain jane college girls then yes, he could pull them. When I think 7/10 though I think your average sorority girl. Like the girls in this picture are all around 7/10 and they would not look twice at Abate in public.
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>>389178390
>>389178652

t. ugly fuck who jacks off to his own mom because even his fantasy women in his mind reject him.
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>>389178652
This is what his mother gets for fucking a turk
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God damn do you virgins do anything else but talk about man childrens looks and their groupie attention whores?
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>>389178875
those are 5/10s, nice bait though
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>>389178875
yes they would
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>>389178891
It's pretty sad, really.
He is one of those dudes that just cause a girl has a pimple on her face, or her eyes are too big it is immediately a 2/10.
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>>389178718
?
>>
man the gods are being busters
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>>>/r9k/
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>>389178390
>>389178652
you type like someone who posts on bodybuilding forums but doesn't lift and says red pill unironically
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>>389178875
reminder that you are literally arguing about how much pussy a pro smash player can pull
rethink your fucking life
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>>389179247
projecting much?
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>>389179434
at least i'm not a weeb
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>>389178390
If you think this is average then you're actually retarded
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yo someone start a new thread, it's been derailed
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>>389180137
there is
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