>I play healer main...

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>heal competently
>get praise all around

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>throw out a heal

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>letting my tank die intentionally so he'll berate me after

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>>388975539
>I only play dps and won't bother CC shit or learn a proper use of my skills, while making sure to blame the healer when something does bad

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>heal competently
>no one cares

Well, whatever.

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>>388975539
>duo partner doesn't like to use 4x or 8x scopes
>always gives them to me

>>388975539
>play Tank
>everyone blames me when I die of a debuff
>healers just sitting there with full mana

Fuck you all

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>>388975935
>do dps competently
>no one cares

get fucked healslut

>>388976151
dont worry bro, my buddies and I always thank the ranged dps, for they have the toughest job of all

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>main heal
>just want a femdom tank to boss my dick around

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>>388976263
I believe you are incorrect

>>388976359

>melee having the toughest jobs

Here's your (You)

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>>388976151
>get fucked healslut
Working on it.

>>388976263
>ranged
>who are just standing there free from any harm
>meanwhile melee warriors have to evade all the shit

yeah no get fucked

>>388976424
>dps having a harder time than tank
ok

>>388976359
>>388976549
>thinking my post was anything but sarcasm
come on anons.

I do commend ranged dps to be ironic though

>play dps
>wait ten times as long to join as it takes to clear

>>388976695

Tanks have it even easier than melee dps. Lol.

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>2009 healer
>personified by the tf2 medic
>most passive-aggressive member of your team
>he makes it look like that going medic is a burden for him instead of a fun time
>it's never his fault but yours or your teammates'
>never shuts up, a dick in general

>healer these days
>personified by overwatch supports
>want to call themselves literally "healsluts"
>actually taking pleasure in healing other people
>he/she probably jacks off while healing too
>the bottom of the team

can someone explain this to me what the hell happened? i feel like an old man shouting at clouds

>>388976854
>They depend on healer doing well
>they depend on DPS doing well
stfu im carrying you so hard

>>388976942
Just shut up and let Mercy follow you around

>>388975539
... because I want to fucking win and in most multiplayer game, supports are the one that can turn the tide the most often.
Loved playing heal-druid in WoW. Because there is NOTHING more enjoyable than seeing some competent clearly skilled enemy get slowly beaten by some noob player I keep full life.

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>>388975539
>I play healer (male)
Healbros > healsluts

>>388975539
>no heart-shaped pupils
subparahegao/10

>>388975821
I mained a mage in WoW back in the day. I was a god at sheeping and counterspelling, lad.

>play male healer
>get blamed for every stupid fucking thing everyone else does
>play female healer
>nice heals!

>>388977182
depending on the expac thats either expected of you or useless

so good on you????

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How many sluts are in this thread right now?

How many of you are female(male)?

>>388975935
Healing is sort of like defense in sports - when done well and correctly, no one will really notice, because you keep things on an even keel. People who actually pay attention will appreciate your work, so take heart healfag.

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>>388977171
>healer (male)

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>healer
>dont heal team
>receive violent and lewd messages when the game is finished

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dude like i am so cuttteeee hahaaaaaaaaaa

HAHAHAHA I LIKE MEN(NOT REALLY) im such a cock slut guys :)

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>>388977110
alright alright

>>388977353
Vanilla to WotLK. Every other mage I ran into was a fucking useless tard.

>>388977393
I'm not actually bothered by not getting virtual back pats for just doing what I'm supposed to at a competent level, that should be rightfully expected of me in a group effort.

>>388977378
Me...

>>388977173
>heart-shapted pupils
Plebs, on my board? It's more likely than you think!

This thread is gay.

>>388977771
I demand to see your legs.

>>388978180
I don't share those kinds of things anymore...

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>>388977173
There's just no pleasing some people.

go outside ya anime retards

>>388976942
someone post the pic with the title saying "i masturbate with dildos while healing" or something like that

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>>388976942
No one outside of 4chan and some niche fetish communities actually buy into the whole healslut thing. In reality it's just girls who want to get carried, people who want to get quicker queue times, and people who like micromanaging their team over doing damage or tanking.

>>388977421
You don't even deserve the word thrashing you fucking slut

>>>/lgbt/

>All these boards to RP and (You) choosed /v/
wake me up

ironic trap posting is still shitposting

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>>388975804
>the tank is a paladin
>he keeps himself alive without my heals
>quickly start healing him again before anyone notices
>he knows

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I've only ever played healer in FFXIV. I've never ERP'd with anyone. Nobody has ever asked me for ERP. I've never seen anyone else talk about or mention ERP. For some reason I think this is just a shitty tranny meme on 4chan because they desperately want to feel wanted by someone, so they convince themself anyone who clicks on their fucking character is thinking about sex.-

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>Not maining tank
>Not ordering everyone on how to succeed
>Not carrying all of the shit dps and healers to victory
>Not wanting to charge at the enemy and fucking wreck them

Pathetic

I'm having lots of fun playing Aura (default healer) in Dirty Bomb. You can drop a healing station at a choke point your team is attacking/defending, and then run around shooting people with a shotgun or SMG and reviving fallen teammates. And then enjoy having the highest score and feeling like you carried the team to the victory. Fun stuff.

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>>388980559
>2012
It's been that long?

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This is all that needs to be said

>>388976138
Playing tank is the most painful thing to do in life

>>388982853
adc with high ping
just saying

>>388975539
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13ROsyUTUxj
that feel when no one to play games with anymore

>>388983163
stop stealing vocaroooos from heal trap anon

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>>388975539

>Play healer main
>With bigass guns and swords
>And nuking magic too

For all this game's faults, thank GOD it avoided the Tank/DPS/Heal shit and just made every character a mishmash of things because they could

I played overwatch a bit today and it felt weird when mercy was running around and healing me
What did you do to me

>>388976942
My whm in XIV for 3 years was this nearly 40yo dude he was just a tired old man all the time and fed up with everything. He was great.

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Wonderful. now there's a healslut thread AND a fucking mic thread up at the same time.
can't you sissies contain yourselves?

>>388983443
i am heal trap :( il record another one if i have to i just wanna heal slut again

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>hang around low level instances
>hey newbies, need a heal?

>>388982853
>main tank in everything I play
>love it

Leaders lead from the front.

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>>388977407

>>388977505
>(NOT REALLY)
anon...

>>388983697
healslut to the rescue

>>388983694
>il record another one if i have to i just wanna heal slut again
Say "I wanna be daddy's good little healsut"

I'm a bald dude with a huge beard and I main nothing but healers and supports fuck off with your healslut fagshit

>>388983814
why is this healer so cute. It defies the laws of nature

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>>388984087
He's my favorite.

>>388984029
That's really lewd? Can i say something else?

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>>388975539
I love healsluts, I'll fuck your ass if you beg me for it

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>>388977171
This.

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>>388984087
On the contrary, it's perfectly natural for healers to be cute.

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>>388984147
me too

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>>388977171
>Look up Apothecary on 40k wiki
You 40k people have some dank ass stuff

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>>388984698
>Tfw Zankuro finally released the E.C.M. 5

>>388984609
I can't resist such cuteness

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>>388984698
>>388984925
>>388985398
Friendly reminder that he's a father of two.

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I play DPS because I regard my party the same as NPC party members in a single player game. Just fuck off over there in front of the raid boss and let me focus on maximizing my damage.

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>>388985702

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Always go healer, and played FFXIV.

Never went healslut, treated my RP as a wandering healer that just felt it was his duty to heal every person he came across should they need it. Cast regen on strangers, even blow benediction on someone on another team in the raid if it was necessary.

pic related, it's from when I was in the mountains training to beat Ivan Dragon.

>heal slut meme
yawn
next you're going to tell me all doctors are submissive sluts and jesus christ craved the dick of those he healed

>>388986073
>jesus
>walked around with 12 other men for years
>not a slut

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I'm not a Healslut.
I just want to protect my precious children.

Post Discords.

You fucking faggots can't shit up another board?
Jesus.

>>388986219
thats normal when you have friends, anon

>>388986401
being a slut?

>>388986357

Why don't you just go back to shitting up Reddit?

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>>388986237

>>388986470
no, you have friends when people can stand to be around you for several years

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>tfw I have a pocket Mercy bf and we say subtle lewd thing to each other on teamchat

>>388986493

A-Are you a grill?

>>388986220
based mommy

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>>388986237

>>388986689
girl (male)

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>>388986220
Houshou is the cutest mothership.

>>388986870

Cute!

>>388986870
Are you down for sharing the power of friendship?

>>388987165
yes actually i love making new freinds

>>388987270
Sweet

>>388975539
slut