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This game is grea....
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>>388893151
t.
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this kills the metroid
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>>388893331
one day, this joke will make no se
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>>388893459
wow nu metroid looks like shit
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>>388893151
Fusion suit looks alright in 3D.
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>>388893459
>just melee everything away from you and never have to jump.

good job nintendo
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>>388893532
One day you'll actually do it right you fucking newfag.
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>>388893532
Dumbass, he won't kidnap you unless you actually say CandleJack. Fucking newfags I sw
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>>388893608
It was in Prime 1. Looks better here though.
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Why do nintenfags love eating shit?
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>>388893703
Oddly similar mechanic to another game whose name eludes me.
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>>388893608
>Shit taste
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>>388894005
What will you do when Samus Returns gets a 88-94 on metacritic?
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>>388894109
>MercurySteam
>Anything above an 85
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>>388894253
Screen cap my post baby.
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>>388893703
metroid combat was always shit anyway
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>>388894401
>Golden age Metroid combat
Required good spacing with the enemy and had to line them up both horizontal and vertically to compensate for their movement patterns. As well as having advanced mechanics like using a Shinespark echo to kill enemies.

>Nu-troid combat
DUDE PRESS X
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>>388894730
>"""Golden age""" Metroid combat
Pick a few obvious energy tanks, boom, you are unkillable now because the enemies are weak as shit and you gain health every second

I can see people liking metroid for other aspects, but in terms of action games it's shit
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>>388893151
day 1 pirate
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>>388894730
Upvote!
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>>388894730
>Nu-troid
I hate Nu-posters
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>>388893608
Fusion suit has always looked like garbage. Even in Fusion.
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>>388894885
>Pirate
I wouldn't even touch that shit with a 12 ft pole
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>>388893459
>the enemies even flash right before they attack

This is pathetic
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>>388894730
>>Golden age Metroid combat
>Just stand there spamming your Charge Beam that covers half the screen while you tank whatever enemies throw at you with all those energy tanks you've picked up.

Fixed.
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>>388895192
Fucking this. /v/ does not welcome shit remakes, especially when there's a fucking FAN REMAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so much better but of course got killed because nu-shitendo got jealous.
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>>388896130
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>>388896259
God this looks so shit. Nintenfags shitters are so delusional for hyping this!

Prime Color Splash 4 will be cancelled in no time.
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>>388896259

They both look like shit. But anyone that thinks AM2R has good sprites is either blind, retarded, underage, or one of those indie devs that think retro means shit graphics
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>>388896259
>3D makes things better
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>>388896259
Ugly 3d polys and artstyle on a 240p screen running at 30fps
vs
Stolen mismatched assets that dont blend and a beyond ugly UI

Oh boy, which one to choose?
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>>388896598
AM2R is still 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better that this trash Nu-Troid shit.
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>>388896259
3DS screenshots have really rough jrp artifacting.
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>>388896257
>>388896552
>>388896730
Are you ok?
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>>388896690
The later is better. Sakamotroid cinematic experience version of Metroid 2 will never be better than AM2R.

>>388896793
That's cos nu-shitendo can't make games for shit.
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>>388896598
>A2mr sprites bad

Hello neogaf.
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>>388896807

It's pokebarneyfag. He talks to himself often
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>>388896847
Off yourselves ACfag. They are both shit and your little hissy pissy fits don't change anything. Go suck more indie dick
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>>388897002
We're not ACfag you stupid Nu-Troid apologist cunt.
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>>388896886

Yes, they're bad. Have you even played this game? Fucking look at them in motion. They're horribly mismatched with the rest of the environments, and lazily designed. And what the fuck does neogaf have to do with anything?
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the asspain will be glorious.
just an a appetizer for mario Odyssey.

stay mad sonygros.
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>>388897130
All of /v/ shitted upon this game, nu-shitendo apologist, not just sonyfans.
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>>388893151
I miss that shiny metal look from Prime instead of this weird sinewy shit.

Fucking Spaniards.
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>>388896259
>comparing a Zeta to an Omega
Seems like you haven't seen the Omega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efnbQaujdPw
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>cinematic
>nu-(insert name)
>deformed TF2 heavy reaction image
Just some helpful tips to spot ACfag, please don't give him replies.
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>>388896690
>Game uses assets from zero mission to remake metroid 2
*THEY SHOULD BE NEW*!!!
>Forgetting that the game only exists to remake metroid 2 into the same style as zero mission

Cry moar!
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>>388897217
>all of /v/
keep me a few tears. thank you.
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>>388897442
Does anyone have the image of verified ACfag reaction images?
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>>388896257
>>388896730
>>388896552
Reminder that antinintendofags are way worse than nintendofags
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>>388897594

Well we know for a fact that he's the one posting that Mercury Steam metacritic image.
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>>388894109
A near perfect score is now a bad thing?
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>>388897442
Isn't cinematic ACfag and nu-shitendo Pokebarneyfag?
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>>388893608
I can't wait to finally use the end game Fusion Suit in Metroid 5.
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why can't nintendo make a good side scroller?
even ubisoft can
is it because they shit several out a year instead of putting care into them?
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>>388893459
I played super metroid for the first time this summer. Shit was easy since you have like 15 energy tanks and 5 extra automatic reserves to protect you from an unexpected death. All you do is spam missles. I didn't run out a single time. If people really think having to jump to line up your shot is depth they are retarded.

This mechanic rewards good timing with extra survivability. Tons of casuals will be awful at it and die. I don't really see a problem here. There's likely to be attacks you can't block anyways.

The real thing that will make or break this game is the size of the world and amount of bosses and content. If there are interesting and useful powerups and lots to explore this game will be fine.

I'm doubtful about that, though.
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Where the fuck is all this unanimous negativity towards Samus Returns coming from? I thought /v/ was excited for it.
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>>388898246
Because Primefags are mad that the game will sell well and lead to the creation of Metroid 5 on the Switch.
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>>388897074
>Getting this mad over a fan remake of a gameboy game
What were you expecting?!! High quality sprites in a low budget fan remake?
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>>388898246
I'm glad that Metroid isn't so dead anymore, but I'm not going to blindly buy into whatever Nintendo puts out.

My main concern is the melee counter. I don't have an issue with new mechanics being added, but if it becomes something that you can just spam and cheese the game with, that's a dealbreaker.

Also, SR is kind of an ugly game. But not much that can be done about that. Would have preffered a sprite-based game, but Nintendo doesn't want to do sprites anymore.
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>>388898246
Okay shill. We've been shitting on this since it was revealed, and started shitting on it harder for locking content behind amiibo.
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>>388898785
>we
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>>388893703
People who tried the best buy demos have said you have to get the melee timing down really good to use it consistently at all.
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>>388898869
>Giving Pokebarneyfag a (You)
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>>388899204
what if i'm pokebarneyfag?
i'm so fucked in the head that i'm discussing with myself.
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>>388899423
Wouldn't put it past him/you, I'm convinced he's/you're the one who has been making all these threads and accounts for about half the replies.
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The parry window is fucking humongous. Unless you play on fusion mode low% it's going to be easier than any other metroid game.
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>>388899592
Meant
>>388898243
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>>388893151
Why does it look like something from the DS days? After this and prime 4 flop Samus will forever be doomed to being that blonde bimbo who sometimes kills shit
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>>388897442
Wait i've been using nu/v/ for months now to describe posters too cancerous to be called neo/v/
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>>388899763
>Samus will forever be doomed to being that blonde bimbo who sometimes kills shit
That's what she's always been though, just the emphasis used to be on the latter rather than the former.
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>>388893459
Gen Z: The Video Game
Featuring Samus! (from the Metroid Series)
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>>388898687
from the gameplay i've seen, you can't melee counter every enemy. most still shoot projectiles at you from before. there's a reason the game is giving you a 360 degree aim as well. i have a feeling that even when you master the melee counter this game is going to be pretty difficult
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>>388898869
Yeah we. As in fucking everybody.
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>>388900123
your split personalities does not count.
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>>388899592

Judging from videos enemies seem to have Fusion level damage output, which already puts it ahead of Super and ZM.
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>>388899592
I guarantee Samus Returns will be More difficult than the original Game boy game

t. Just finished playing it in preparation for this game
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>>388900196
Your false flagging don't count. You hate this """"game"""" too, faggot.
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>>388898246
>I thought /v/ was excited for samus returns
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>>388893459
>>388900207
I'm on my phone faggot I can't view your shitpost webms
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>lets put in marth's counter and lock features of the game behind amiibos.
>the twenty year olds will eat this shit up
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>>388900359
cool story fat ass.
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>>388900287
why are you discussing with yourself?
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>>388900548
No, you are me, not him.
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>>388900207
When I buy this, I think I'll just restrict myself from using the counter.
It looks too broken.
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>>388899763
>DS
>3-DS.

I think we have a conspiracy on our hands here
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>>388898246
shitposters and people who don't like amiibos

don't listen to them
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>>388893459
i hope this game is getting as much shit as FF got which i doubt it is
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>>388893718
How did he post this if Candlejack got hi
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>sonygroes still pretending mercury steam are anything other than code monkey co-developers
kek
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>>388893459
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>obviously a tutorial area
>complaining its easy in the first area of the game
Wow, it's almost like tutorials are intentionally easier.
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>>388901163
>Tutorial area
>In a Metroid game
Into the trash it goes.
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>>388901268
>what is ceres space station.

you sonygros are more retard than normal.
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>>388899592
the enemies seem to have faster lunging moves to compensate, as well. In previous entries every one of the faster enemies is either already flying a constant speed, jumps high in an arc, or only falls from straight above.
What happens if you end up surrounded, too? Then you have fast enemies lunging from both sides.

as far as >>388900207 is concerned, you obviously have to choose between movement or free aim, where in previous entries you could still shoot diagonal and move. This boss looks pathetic, but Metroid always had pathetic early game bosses. All they need to do is give Ridley more health to compensate for being able to constantly aim at him and he can still be just as threatening.

Like I said before, I'm going to give the game the benefit of the doubt and make my choice based on the amount of content of the game. As long as there are lots of discoveries and items to find with your unlockable abilitys, then I'm game. Metroid has always been more about exploration than the combat. Regardless of anything they change, the game is going to be easy on Normal, just like every Metroid game before it. Consider that your aiming options were partly due to control limitations at the time the previous entries came out. Now there are sticks so why not let you aim better? It will just make traversing the world shooting anything a little bit smoother when you have to get those awkward angles.
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>Nintendo has never made a bad game, stop criticizing it, you're just a sonybro if you aren't hyped

I swear, it's like a cult mentality in here. You guys can't understand someone being even the slightest bit worried.
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>>388900359
then leave phone poster. stop browsing 4chan in public and if you're not then get on your computer.
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>>388901383
A short and sweet intro set piece that sets the stage for the game, there isn't a single text prompt that shows up on screen detailing the mechanics of the game.

Calling anyone a 'Sonygro' who is calling out SR for the trash it is isn't helping your point since you can only fall back to ad hominem attacks.
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>>388901268
Have you even played a Metroid game?
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>>388901268
What is the Frigate Orpheon
What is Crateria
What is Brinstar
What is the GFS base in Temple Grounds
What is the Olympus
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>>388901268
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>>388901573
>>388901728
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>>388893459

this game is to metroid what mirror of fate is to castelvania
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The 3DS is the worst console of all time, when you consider how it fucked up so many franchises that had the displeasure of getting some awful 3D game on the system.

>Monster Hunter
>Pokemon
>Metroid
>Phoenix Wright
>Fire Emblem
>Mario and Luigi
>Paper Mario

its such a bad console.
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>>388901728
Wow uh....delete this?
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>>388901391
The guy playing actually died like 6 times to that boss
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>>388901826
4U is one of the best in the series
True
Not even out yet
Literally nothing wrong with SoJ
>waaaah muh awakening
Dream team is good, paper jam is shit
3ds had nothing to do with Paper Mario dying
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>>388901912
Proving that they're filthy casuals. These are the same people who think Kirby's Epic Yarn is too hard to beat.
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>>388898785
>we
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>>388901268
picking up a new power up in super metroid would pause the game to tell you how to use said power up.

are people complaining just newfags trying to be oldfags?
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>>388901826
shut the fuck up you fucking retard why dont you worry about your own games, fucjking autist
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>>388893151
>it's just a retextured Power Suit
Garbage
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>>388901268
>i've never played a metroid game in my life
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>>388902195
And that was the worst part of super Metroid. I don't like being forced to read a description every single time I get an item.
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>>388893459

I'll prob buy this shit to support Metroid, specifically to support "2D" Metroid. To show Nintendo we still want it.

Mercury Steam needs to fucking disappear though. Not sure why Nintendo outsourced these Euro Spics to make this game, they've never made a game that wasn't mediocre/bad.
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>>388901826
>all that other amazing 3rd party you're forgetting.
You got the smt games, the devil survivor spinoffs, shit like project x zone, Rune Factory 4, Etrian Odyssey and Resident Fucking Evil.
>>388901996
I liked paper jam more than dream team.
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>>388902218
It's not, actually. If you weren't blind you'd see that.
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>>388902478
oh yeah i forgot to include that SMT 4 was much worse than nocturne, ill add it to the list.
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>>388902218
>has the fusion boots, helmet, gun, and arm spikes
lol fuck off faggot
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REMINDER: anyone who says AM2R is bad while praising Samus Returns is a shill or marketer. Ignore them on sight.

A real fan would appreciate both games existing, even if they didn't like one or the other.
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>>388901652
No. Fuck Metroid and fuck Nintendo. I work for Sony and I want you people to not get any good games.
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>>388902646
>muh nocturne.
Strange Journey was better.
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>>388902689
yes
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>>388901268
Do you have a disease that makes you forget the Ceres station exists?
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Post good Metroid music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai2dhNW0-sc
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>>388903108
In fairness, that area was kind of unnecessary. You could've easily had a fight with Ridley on Zebes, really early on. Or you could just show Samus chasing Ridley from the get-go, with Metroid in tow. We've definitely advanced in video game technology from 1996, so why not?
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>>388903229
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zLcyg4Tq5uY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pug7eKPcRb4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2GyLbJP83MM
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>>388902218
Not quite, but those big shoulders look stupid. Not that the Fusion suit looks good either way, but the slimline shoulders at least seperated it a bit more from the norm.
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Why does every 3D game on the 3DS has to look like ASS? This game looks terribad, give sprites back.
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Is Metroid Database the only place you can talk about 2D Metroid without the endless shitposting?
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>>388893459
>THE DARKSOULS OF METROID GAMES!!!
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>>388904146
There's always /vr/, but you'd only be allowed to talk about the first three games there.
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>>388904158
If it's even more casual than it lets on, this would be an accurate thing to say.
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>>388894956
It's just a buzzword for anything below 8th gen being remade/given a sequel.

That being said, when the fuck are we going to get new IP's that are actually good?
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>>388902506
>>388902659
>muh bump map
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>>388904158
Oh god, this stupid meme again.
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>>388901728
D-DELETE T-THIS!!!
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>>388900359
>being a phoneposter AND a poorfag
Get the fuck out retard
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>>388904643
It's a lot more than a bump map, retard.
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>>388894885
Have fun killing Metroid

>>388896130
>Nintendo knew about it for years and only waited til the game was released before axing it
Yeah, you don't get it, do you?
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I'm honest to god really excited for this game.
I'm so glad metroid is alive again.
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>>388893459
Nothing can go wrong anon. Mirror of Fate was a 3d game that played like a 2d Castlevania that had a counter too and look what happened to Castlevania.
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>>388904962
I wonder what IP MecurySteam will kill next after Metroid.
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>>388904840
It still loves like they just edited the Power Suit. Doesn't look like the actual Fusion suit.
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>>388905240
*looks
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>>388905176
Oh jesus christ they are actually developing it, I thought the similarities were a bit too on point.
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>People are still nitpicking out of spite

>Complaining that the game explains to you a brand new mechanic the series never had

You guys are really fucking stupid holy shit
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>>388897540
wrong
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>>388905610
I just don't want it to casualize the game. I don't want disgusting normies anywhere near my IP. I want them to hate it, I want them to throw it out for being too videogamey and not holding your hand enough. I want the waifu kiddies to spit on it because it doesn't have samus in her fetish outfit fellating a pole.The mainstream can go straight to hell for the countless IPs they've slaughtered for the purpose of casualization.

>b-but it's optional
Not good enough. Casuals don't deserve options. They deserve a kick in the pants.
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>>388902448
This won't show Nintendo you want good Metroid, it'll show them that you want their new brand of bad Metroid.
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>>388905772
Metroid has always been a game for casuals.
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>>388901000
He's a nice guy so he does the captcha and posts it for you
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>>388901996
I like both PJ and DT fuck you

If Sticker Star isn't an even further step down from SPM then I don't know what is. How stupid do you have to be to make an RPG where the optimal way to play is to not fight anything ever?
I didn't follow color splash very closely but it looks like they just rehashed SS for Wii U. They've set a precedent that Solo Mario RPG is what the series should be. If CS doesn't have the card system I'll retract all that, though. Last I checked it did.
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>>388905772
reminder none of the metroid games were difficult
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>>388905994
>video games often had game breaking bugs and hardware problems, let's never fix them
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>>388902702
While I can appreciate that you want to elevate the discussion, certainly it should be obvious by now that it's mostly shitposters trolling shitposters, neither of whom are seriously committed to their opinions one way or the other.
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>>388905994
This
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>>388902689
it's gameplay videos
Please leave phone posters.
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This better have some fun bosses like in Fusion and not be such a fucking bore like in all other Metroid games.
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>>388893459
WHY CAN'T NINTENDO JUST LET OTHER M GO

JUST FUCKING LET IT GO

NOBODY LIKED THIS PSEUDO-2D ACTION BULLSHIT

STOP

JUST LET IT GO
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>>388906353
What? Psuedo 2D action? WHAT?
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>>388906404
WHAT?
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>>388893151
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>Pokebarnyfag
>ACfag
>the same webms from the reveal trailers posted over and over again with the same replies
>nu nu nu
>people using AM2R to shitpost when they probably didn't even play it
Anything else??
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>>388906404
I think he's referring to the cutscene that happens after certain counters. I don't think it adds to the game at all, and after mercury stream's previous works, it's just gonna turn the game into repetitious button mashing where you perfectly counter enemies every time and there's just no timing or challenge involved.
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>>388906594

It's the Metroid fanbase in a nutshell-a bunch of panties eternally bunched up.
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>>388901268
did you not play Super and Fusion or did you play Prime without the hints on?
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>>388906648
But the previews said the timing was tight
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>>388900359
So this...... is the power.... of the Apple iPhone........ damn...........
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>>388906952
Yeah, the people calling it the "Dark souls of Metroid" are totally trustworthy.
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>>388901826
>>Fire Emblem
>Judgralcucks
Awakening brought interest to even the previous games of the series
Fates:Conquest was damn great
Echoes was a fucking rad
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>>388906202
>game breaking bugs
sounds a lot like speedrun shit like sequence breaking
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>This entire fucking thread filled to the brim with falseflag shitters.

Chirst all thats missing are the stupid fucking Wojaks.
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>>388893151
>>388893608
That looks like shit. Project M did it better.
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>>388906594
you can add "muh fanbase" to that list
see >>388906760
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>>388907835
Man I just can't wait until Metroid threads are not only shit but also a /biz/ simulator.
Fuck I hate Wojaks.
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>>388898216
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze is a game that /v/ loves to death though
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>>388907569
A game shouldn't be intentionally programmed to be broken with bugs and glitches. It should be made to be open legitimately. Super Metroid, for example, needed very few glitches to give a sense of non-linearity in its progression. Prime's flaw was missing some of these notes, so people had to break open doors and abuse hitboxes. I'd say Super Speedruns are far more entertaining because of it.
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>>388907956
Project M was also working with a more powerful console.
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>>388907956
>edited Brawl trophy model looks better
frig off and go shill Icons, nanobuds
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>>388900359
Vlc, faggot
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Damn, there sure is a lot of entitlement in this thread. Why do Metroid fans think they deserve games when they don't sell?
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>>388894109
Paid off
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>>388908146
Fusion Suit trophy looked shittier though and had flat textures.
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If I may bring a little light to the thread, I am thankful that they aren't just rehashing the game 100%. like AM2R they're introducing some new bosses, like the Digronaut robot (if I spelled his name correctly).

I may actually change my mind on this game as long as they give it that same flair that AM2R had. I have a soft spot for robotic bosses, be it Torizo, Quadraxis, B.O.X, what have you.
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>>388896130
Neo nintendo
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>>388905772
I just don't want it to casualize the game. I don't want disgusting normies anywhere near my IP.

Alright first and foremost nigga you need to fucking stop obsessing over something as fucking irrelevant as a fucking counter in a videogame that can be ultimately ignored. Secondly by you saying "My IP" means you actually believe that the Metroid property belongs to you in some sort of delusion I cant even comprehend.

Are you psychologically stable mate ?
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>>388908398
>when they don't sell?
except Nintendo literally said a million is okay for a Metroid game
oh, and did you know that Nintendo only wanted 100k to consider a Nintendo DS title to be a success? Hunters did that over 10x
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>>388908589
You don't know the pain of being a former fan of games like Dragon Age and Mass Effect and Borderlands. You don't know. Never would I want Metroid to befall the same fate.
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>>388908456
exactly
call me if you did a Fusion Suit model by scratch like PM Roy, Lyn, and Mewtwo, Nanoshit
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>>388908589
>Metroid
>ever hard
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>>388908589
>I just don't want it to casualize the game. I don't want disgusting normies anywhere near my IP.
are you pic related?
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>>388908694
>Dragon Age and Mass Effect and Borderlands
The only real big loss is Dragon age, Mass Effect and Borderlands for the most part have always been a Sub par games.

>>388908831
>>388908905
I was so dumbfounded at the guy I was replying to I forgot to Greentext.
This is the guy I responded to. >>388908589
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>>388908671
This plus the way Samus Returns is being promoted, it's a guaranteed million seller. It's currently sitting at 19 on Amazon and was like number 7 yesterday.
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Yet we keep seeing playtesters get trashed by strong bosses, the melee counter was added and enemies are now more agressive with larger movesets. Deal with it nrads.
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>>388909524
>the same playtesters who can't even beat Dark Souls getting trashed by every single game they ever play

You don't say?
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>>388906003
scream....
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>>388909759
You don't know they are the same people, but are you trying to imply that Metroid has at any point been hard?
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>>388902828
it's new demon designs were kinda shit
along with the endings and the mall pig king Ship boss
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>>388910450
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>>388910630
I still love the designs in this game.
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>>388910630
>Only "difficult" part is when it decides to spaz out and run around the room like a retard after its mask is broken, and you should be able to damage it enough that it only gets to do that twice at most.
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>>388900359
look at this special snowflake

LOOK AT HIM
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>>388894109
Weep for another classic franchise MercurySteam successfully managed to kill.
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>>388910630
I thought the spider was harder. Although strangely enough I never had a problem with either of them on my first playthrough. On subsequent playthroughs nightmare gives me some fuss, but the spider almost always kicks my ass now.
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>>388908456
>>388907956
fusion suit is fucking trash
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>>388912174
You're trash.
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>>388896259
The Omega fights in AM2R are fucking atrocious. They can be cheesed by hitting it a few times, jumping back into the hole at the entrance, waiting for it to jump back, and just repeat until it's dead. It's not fun at all.
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>>388910630
The one thing that bugs me about the 2D metroid games is how fucking picky the hitboxes for hitting bosses with missiles can be
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So, another console war bullshit?

What happened to Metroid fans saying they'd buy this remake, just to show Nintendo they want more these types of games?

What happened to you, people? Why can't you play games and enjoy changes? A counter attack doesn't mean you can counter anything and everything, it just adds something to the game - you can play without it if you want to. Stop shitting on games, any games, not just Nintendo ones. You fags are the reason why the older I got the less I wanted to come back here - at least /fit/ isn't shitting all the time on everything, just having civil discussions.
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>>388912831
hey devil may cry fans wanted a new game we got Dmc Devil may cry instead and that game is shit just like this new metroid game
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>>388893459
Did people seriously expected this game to be something great, especially considering the devs who are working on it?

Nostalgia is one hell of a bitch.
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>>388912831
These fags don't represent the fanbase. The game is one of Amazon's best sellers and then we have:
>Nintendo's advertisements
>13 years since the last 2D Metroid game
>fans wanting a Metroid II reimagining for a long time
>fans wanting Metroid 5 next
This game will sell over a million and that's a guarantee.
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>>388912945
How so? In what way is it the same as DmC? Because as far as DmC hate went, people were mainly mad about the protagonist changes and his character, while here Samus stays the same.
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>>388912831
>What happened to Metroid fans saying they'd buy this remake, just to show Nintendo they want more these types of games?
They handed it to a garbage studio. I'll buy Prime.
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>>388913121
Not him but I won't buy Prime and I can't wait for Sakamoto and his team to work with MercurySteam again on Metroid 5 for the Switch in either 2019 or 2020 at the latest. Entitled Prime faggot.
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>>388913121
Toobad, Prime 4s getting shitcanned after Mercury Shit kills Metroid. LMFAO

>>388913090
Becus this shit remake is being outsourced to Mercury Shit. It'll be a blunder. Fact.

>>388905848
This. Sakamoto Returns is a literal cinematic experience shit and this has been proved documented a million times before. WAKE UP TODDLERS!
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>>388913259
That's fine. I know you're bullshitting because no one actually cares about Sakamoto or MercurySteam. It's all blind brand loyalty at best, shitposting at worst.
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>>388913318
They want to make Metroid 5 and I'm happy about that if Nintendo didn't have 2D Metroid I wouldn't buy shit from them, same goes for the Xbox and FPS Halo.
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>Replay vanilla Return of Samus for the first time in two fucking decades.
>There's one more energy tank and missile expansion than the caps for them.
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>>388913419
That happened on the original Metroid as well with the Energy Tanks.
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>>388913090
well first dmc reboot is pretty easy
it's incredibly easy to get high scores and crazy combos
the games demons story and designs were pretty bad and made fun of the previous games
and multiple other things most of them small to med
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>>388913278
This guy gets it.
MercurySteam are 0 for 3 when it comes to games, in baseball that's enough to sit you on the bench.
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>>388913387
Gee, you sure have a boner for crap.
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>>388913087
>This game will sell over a million and that's a guarantee.
ROFLno. Not with Mercury Shit and Sakamoto deadbent on killing Metroid with cinematic experience shit. Because that's what this """""""""""""""""""""remake""""""""""""""""""""" is. Save your time and money and stick to AM2R, for your own sanity.
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>>388913591
Great minds think alike, brother. Can't wait for Cinematictroid to kill the series for good. Thanks Mercury Shit. We dont trust you with good games ever again.

Now watch this thread not debate us cus were always right, we always win the argument.
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>>388913676
It's selling over a million, Nintendo already got this shit locked down, you can give it up Primefag, because the pre-orders are high and everyone already knows about and want Metroid 5 for the Switch. Enjoy yourself if Prime 4 ends up underwhelming Primecuck.
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>>388913784
>>388913676
>>388913591
>>388913278
>all these based posts
>all these Nu-Troid shills soo buttmad they can't even reply
Best timeline. We be WOKE nigga.
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>>388913647
I have a boner for good fun games and I can't wait for Metroid 5.
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>>388913872
I'm not a primefag lmfao I'm just hype to see this whole series crash and burn. Infact I just know that Prime 4 is going to be some Color Splash shit that will get shitscrapped after Sakamoto Returns flops hard.

Yall are going in the same trash as Chibi Robot and Pikmin LMFAOOOOOOOO
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>>388893912
Why do soygras exaggerate to make everything look bad? The game looks good, it's a shame your handheld never took off. No need to take it personal. You still got your weeb trash and movie games.
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>>388898216
>cherrypicking
You dun goof'd.
DK and Kirby are both amazing, same goes for woolly yoshi.
Sorry fag, you should have stopped at mario and chibi robo.
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>>388893459
>implying anyone plays metroid for the combat
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>>388913981
So in other words, you're a Sonyigger. Aren't you supposed to be whining like a bitch that the Switch and Xbox One X are going to kill your shit system this holiday?
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>>388913995
How many times do we have to tell you? Its all of /v/ anti-hyping the shit out of this cinematic experience """""""""""""""""""""""""""remake"""""""""""""""""""""""""""", not just sonyfans.

Your move shitoddledrone.
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>>388893459

HELLO OTHER M MY OLD FRIEND
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>>388914086
I'VE COME TO CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE WITH YOU AGAIN
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>>388913995
All good Metroids were weeb trash, my dude. I guess that explains you giving MercurySteam a pass.
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>>388898687
>people are genuinely THIS stupid.

Man I don't know if I'll buy the next Zelda, you have a fucking sword that could cut anything, maybe you can spam it and cheese the game with it.
OR maybe you can't spam the fucking melee attack?
Why do people just assume that because there is a new thing, that new thing will automatically be broken since the game will surely function just the same way the old ones did?
>hey, prime is in first person, this makes the game easier since it will function just the same way super metroid did
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>>388914081
You don't need to exaggerate to make your point, friend. All those extra quotes make you look super frustrated. Parrying is a neat mechanic, but you won't use it over shooting because it takes longer.
>>388914127
But that's wrong, they were westaboo games, they show their love for the alien movies. They never ever sold well in nippon.
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>>388913995
Sony niggers are the most cancerous fanbase next to PCunts. They're so bitter that they would shit up any Nintendo or Xbox thread to try to make themselves look better because they have shit games. I go into a Metroid thread Sonyiggers shitpost, I go into a Halo thread Sonyiggers shitpost. Do they and PCunts ever just play video games?
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>>388903930
Because MUH BLOOM. If they had some sort of artistic direction that didn't focus on muddy colours, overuse of bloom and low quality textures they'd turn out something that looks a lot better. The 3ds Etrian Odyssey games look great, for example.
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>>388900715
>he thinks he actually has the reflexes to do that
Suuuure, can't wait to see you dying while screaming "why can't I connect the melee attack boo hoo this is unfair!"
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>>388914165
>Man I don't know if I'll buy the next Zelda, you have a fucking sword that could cut anything, maybe you can spam it and cheese the game with it.
Yeah, they called that one Skyward Sword and guess what, it sucked.

>Why do people just assume that because there is a new thing, that new thing will automatically be broken since the game will surely function just the same way the old ones did?
Because MercurySteam can't make games worth a shit, let alone combat. It's casual pandering of the highest order, completely counterproductive to the Metroid formula.
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>>388901268
Hi, fuck off from this thread.
You never played a Metroid game in your life.
Please die in a fire as soon as possible.
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>>388914280
Yeah, only sonygros could possibly call out a mediocre shooter you enjoy. There's no way someone who owned an Xboxhueg back then could possibly see Halo for what it was, no, it's those [console I don't own] meanies.
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>>388903930
Yup, this. And worst, it's a cinematic experience casual shit too! Seriously!

>>388914443
The hate for Sakamoto Returns is felt all around the world, sweet summer child.
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>>388901826
>Monster Hunter
Wrong, 4 is best MH
>Pokemon
Wrong again, X/Y and S/M are better than many other entries like RSE or DiaPer
>Metroid
Wrong, again. FF is shit, but SR looks really nice
>Phoenix Wright
Are you stupid? We even got Layton vs Wright
>Fire Emblem
I don't care about this shitty franchise, so I don't know
>Mario and Luigi
True. The two M&L games were a pile of shit.
>Paper Mario
True again, don't remember me what it could have been.
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>>388914445
>being this jealous that Sony can't even make a good shooter
You and your fanbase are pathetic.
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>>388914489
I see your same style of posts in every thread about this game. What are you doing with your life, anon?
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>>388914516
>but SR looks really nice
SHILLS BEGONE!!
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>>388902646
>M-MUH NOCTURNE!
>FEATURING DANTE!
I bet you ONLY played Nocturne in your whole life.
>not playing Devil Survivor
>not playing strange journey
>not playing smt iv
>not playing devil summoner
>not playing dds

>>>/out/
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>>388914546
I'm about to shatter your world. Ready?

Sony can't make good shooters
Microsoft can't make good shooters.
Nintendo can't make good shooters.
There is no good modern shooter.
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>>388914443
If only we had flags again, these mother fuckers shit up Halo threads and call Halo Reach the best in the series. Please MODs, BRING BACK THE FLAGS!
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>>388914576
>everyone who hates Sakamotroid is the same person
What goes in thru nintenfags heads?
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>>388914660
Please do, I need to see this retard exposing himself as a leaf.
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>>388914651
So then I guess you're a PCunt?
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>>388914719
It probably is a leaf, I wouldn't even be surprised.
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>>388914673
You wanna know how I know you're a European?
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>>388914734
Yeah, I'm a PCunt for bashing a primarily PC genre.
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>>388905772
>I want them to hate it
>SO I'LL HATE IT MORE THAN THEY COULD EVER DO

Well done son.
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>Pokebarneyfag
I'm out of the loop, did Barneyfag do something Pokemon related to get that tacked on or something?
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>>388914825
Then you're a fucking leaf.
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>>388914908
It's some shithead who keeps calling Metroid Nutroid.
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>>388914954
You'll run out of boogeyman eventually.
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>>388915001
So he's entirely unrelated? Why the name then? It doesn't make any sense.
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>>388903561
Hydro Station is my shit, man. I doubt whatever is going to be in Samus Returns will be even half as good.
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>>388915070
I don't even know, you may have to ask someone who knows him better, he still a mystery to me.

>>388915025
>people this bitter actually exist
Dude just buy a pistol, buy one bullet and just put the gun to your head. Don't make everyone else's life miserable because yours is.
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>>388893459
nu-shitendo does it again!
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>>388915193
not him, but what the fuck good modern shooters are there? he's right. we're in an age of braindead cartoony cash shop hell games that are all basically clones of each other.
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>>388915556
>He hasn't played Titanfall 2
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I just want comfy metroid threads back.
Why cant you shitposters let us have that.
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>>388915070
Ha started with spamming threads about Pokemon SM, always using words like "nu-kikeshitendo'
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>beat the game with counter attacks on
>Replay the game and best then with it off

Wew. So hard. This can be done in a single day too.
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>>388915637
I agree, but nu-shitendo has really dropped the ball hard. First other M, then a drought, then fed force, then no sign of metroid again, the whole AM2R debacle, now this game which isn't looking very good. I seriously can't understand what they're going for with that flashing before attack AND counter attack infinite times shit.

I hope prime 4 turns out well, especially since I greatly prefer prime to 2D.
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>>388914071
What other reason would you play an action game for
>muh retadedly obvious "exploration"
>muh atmosphere
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>>388915637
I just want comfy Metroid threads and Halo threads but shitposters just ruin everything.
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>>388915865
How about fucking off to a Prime 4 thread then, Primefag.
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I appreciate that they're trying to do something at least a little different with the parry, but man it looks like it just blows the flow of the whole thing. Waiting for enemies to attack so you can react is the most boring combat mechanic, fucking Assassin's Creed 1 all over again. If they wanted more combat options, just a dodge or something would've been better I feel. Rewarding you for parrying by auto targeting/special boss attack is just encouraging you to stand there and parry everything you can.

They also should've just made it a cheaper downloadable title on Switch, seriously the 3DS limitations just make the artstyle they're going for look all weird. I'll still probably play it though.
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>>388915637
Dumb frogposter, you're no better than Pokebarneyfag. That being said comfy Metroid threads are definitely preferable to whatever the hell this one is.
>>
How long until we can see its metacritic score?
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>People have been crying for a new Metroid game for 13 years
>We are finally getting one and it looks fantastic
>People are complaining

Literally why
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>all the samefagging
JESUS
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>>388902195
Literally yes. That's half of /v/ nowadays.
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Regardless of how the game turns out, I really like this ad for some reason.
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That samefagging guy doesn't even try to vary his posts

Like what is the point of it, it's so obvious it's you nigga
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>>388916559
>people
It's like 2 people, 1 is a notorious IP resetting sonybro and the other is autistic. Just look at how similar the posts are in this thread
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>>388893459
Thread is tldr, about what% of enemies can't be parried, do you think? If little trash flies are parryable nbd
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>more preorders than pokemon US/UM
>people actually think tthis game will fail
kek
I'm going to buy and enjoy this game and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>388915637
>>388916076
Hey man, how do you think us Monster Hunters feel, huh? We can't have fucking anything anymore.
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>>388916186
um....*plops ass down in this thread*
I'll stay
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>>388917094

We don't know. Might be limited for certain bosses and enemies only. It's just shitposting at this point, and funny thing is no one cared about that when it was first revealed in the reveal trailer. The shitposting only revved up recently
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>>388917161

>have to deal with sonybros stirring shit there by posting the same "NINTENBROS BTFO" wojacks and a fucking mobile screenshot to justify the shitposting

Why are they so obnoxious?
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AHAHAHA, this is the best nu-shitendo can offer? Anyone, literally anyone - I dare you to attempt to defend this. nu-shitendo can't make a game to save their lives.
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>>388917094
Most of them, unless they have some gimmick like that Metroid that is on fire.
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>>388917295
Anon are you okay? How many hours have you been here posting the same thing? I think you need help
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>>388917280
>Someone says anything bad about MHW
>Flood of people coming in to call that person a Nintendo drone
This type of logic needs to be purged entirely, and the people who use it need to be shot and maimed and fucking killed. It's absolutely ruined places like /mhg/ too. It's made me absolutely despise console war faggotry.
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>>388893459
why are people shitting on this video again? It's lterailly intentionally slow since it's meant to demonstrate you a feature.
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>>388917704

Shitposting and ACfag
Notice how the replies use the same words
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>>388917781
>ACfag

nani
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>>388914329
There is no reflex or timing required, the enemies have a lengthy charge so you know they are going to come at you and glow so you know when to press the button, the moment it glows press the button, that's it, easy, it gives you a good bit of time and having seen some footage the counter window is very forgiving
Pure casual tier.
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>>388896598
AM2R does have good sprites... sometimes.

The rest of the time it's bottom of the barrel shit or shamelessly recoloured from Zero Mission.
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>>388917958
>he is literally basing this on the tutorial
>>
Serious question.


Paper Mario has been ruined
Fire Emblem has been ruined
Mario has been ruined
Pikmin has been ruined
Metroid has been ruined and turned into a cinematic franchise
Star Fox has been ruined and is dead in the water
No more WarioWare
No more Advance Wars
No more F-Zero
Ports up the ass
Crummy 3DS library
Pii U was a massive failure
Switch is nothing but a BOTW (port) and Splatoon 1.2 machine

How do we put an end to nu-shitendo? They have shown they cannot make good games time and time again.
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>>388918121
>he's still going
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>>388917832
I think the vernacular is Armored Core fag. heres an educational about this fag.
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>>388917295
>>388918121
Are you ok?
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>>388893331
>>388893718
>>388901000
Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack faggots.
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>>388918034
Face it, with nu-shitendo the whole game will feel like a tutorial.
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>>388918173
So essentially he's autistic? Wouldn't surprise me due to his affinity on Armored Core.
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>>388918237
wow... he didn't play along... my life is in tatters...
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>>388918224
>>388918171
>can't actually refute anything I've said
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>>388918265
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>>388918256
Nah there is quite literally no proof of that. Even the boss fight has no such slowdown. Given your obsession with nintendo failing I expect more goalpost movement
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>>388918378
Wow. It is advanced autism.
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>>388918373
>implying shitposting needs refutation
HAHAHA have another (You), (You) deserve it
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>>388918446
So you actually think nu-shitendo does nothing wrong. How embarrassing for you.
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>>388918378
Is he living in a parallel universe where other M is loved by /v/
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>>388918415
I think it's someone that's very invested in baiting people to the degree that it has become autistic in its own right. Much like a lot of old trolls on here. Remember Lanced Jack and his melt down emails to moot?
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>>388918527
It's even more embarrassing how you have been shitposting the same thing for hours, not even hiding your samefagging. Like what do you do everyday? You seem to spend every waking hour finding something to shitpost. I mean how autistic do you have to be to post the same blunder image hundreds of times?
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I don't even like Nintendo that much as a company and this guy makes me want to defend them.
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>>388918582
>lanced jack
I'm actually convinced he still posts here from time to time, with his trip removed
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>>388918670
Maybe he evolved into one of the newer shitposters? The world may never know.
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Anti-Nintendo posters are honestly the most obnoxious form of shitposting on this board.
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>>388918662

Given that he's spouting shit from his ass and actually using acfag points to shitpost I don't blame you. He's even more obnoxious that acfag actually

FFXV kun is small fry compared to them
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>>388918582
Yeah but isn't that borderline obsession?
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>>388918748
Yes. But they have the out of "heh, I'm merely pretending!" to make it worse.
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>>388918610
I have no clue what you're talking about. All I'm saying is nu-shitendo can't make good games and Samus Returns isn't looking too good (as expected from nu-shitendo).
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>>388918850
>I have no clue what you are talking about
>control-f "nu-shitendo"
>12 results
Huh
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>>388918850
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>>388918850
>I was merely pretending
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>>388918850
This is also the tip of the iceberg in terms of the names you make up. Don't make me fireden shitch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQe-JY77Uk

It looks fucking hype, kys op.
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>>388919060
>>388919167
>>388919284
You forgot his best pasta.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/When%20Nu-troid%3A%20Fagus%20Shitburns%20flops%2C%20the%20fanboi%20tears%20will%20sustain%20me%20for%20weeks%2C%20maybe%20even%20months.%20I%20shall%20descend%20upon%20this%20board%20like%20a%20wolf%20upon%20a%20lamb%2C%20and%20bask%20in%20the%20unending%20impotent%20rage%20that%20this%20board%20will%20pump%20out.%20I%20will%20gaze%20upon%20the%20suicide%20threads%20and%20rage%20posts%2C%20and%20I%20don%27t%20think%20my%20penis%20will%20ever%20be%20harder%20than%20it%20will%20as%20a%20million%20Nu-troid%20apologists%20cry%20out%20in%20itty%20bitty%20white%20boi%20penis%20fury%20simultaneously./
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>>388919060
>>388919167
>>388919284

I hope he's getting paid for this
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>>388919284
I do wonder if he's venting because Form has stopped making AC. I wonder what would happen if they made AC a mobage.
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>>388919386
What the fuck
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>>388919386

Shitposting metroid should be illegal.
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>>388919167
>>388919060
>>388918378
>>388918173
Shit like this is both sad and pathetic. There's a fine line between just shitposting and full blown autism, and this has far surpassed it.
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>>388919497
He's not acfag. He's pokebarneyfag
Let me tell you how to recognize him
>uses nu-*something*tendo, neo-*something*tendo
>uses the word "shitch"
>makes up names like "fart of the wild", has obsession with shit and scat in general when naming stuff
>"greatest blunders of gaming" picture
>calls every new pokemon shit, spouting buzzwords for every single one
>obsessed with seeing metroid die, literally does not care about the franchise

I'm sure there is more
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>>388919060
>>388919167
>>388919284
samefag, Seriously, just answer the question instead of making up stuff. Do you think nu-shitendo makes good games?
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>>388919932
>making up stuff
Anon it's okay, even barry admitted he posts the same thing over and over again. Own up to your autism and maybe you can become a better person
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>>388920020
>TFW Barry hasn't been in XV threads for almost three days now
Wonder if he's ok.
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>>388893459
You damn right it does. All 40 of them.
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>>388920279
Oh fuck you're actually right>>388919718

He is obsessed with scat
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I feel like there's a bit of a rampancy with anti-Nintendo posters on /v/
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When Nu-troid: Fagus Shitburns flops, the fanboi tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will as a million Nu-troid apologists cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged. They'll try to convince themselves that Sony had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will boycott!" They will say. "Console war!" "Day of the crash!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because all they can do is talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But none of that will balm the pain of knowing that their God Developer, their favorite franchise, will go down in history as an amusing foot note, an embarrassment, as the loud obnoxious DLCfest who lost to the AM2Rdev's first commercial gane, a Dev who the entire nation thought was a literal criminal but still preferred to Nu-troid.

I need to fap.
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To anyone who defends nu-shitendo, defend:

Grand Theft Mario: Open Dead World The Game
Breath of the Wild: Open Dead World The Game (nu-shitendo loves the open world meme)
Samus Returns (infinite counters, classic nu-shitendo)
Color Splash - not actually Paper Mario
Sticker Star - not actually Paper Mario
Starfox Zero
Fed Force and Other M
WarioWare and Advance Wars being dead
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>>388920405

You know all copypastas start somewhere, and can you even imagine the first time it was typed? What goes through the person's mind?
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>>388920486
Why are you posting the same thing over and over again. Get off /v/ man, seriously
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>>388893151
Why didn't they release this alongside for the switch like they did with Zelda and the WiiU?
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Seriously why can't Nintcompoops come up with an actual defense of nu-shitendo and instead just meme or make up stuff?
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I wonder if pokebarneyfag is that same European who justifies console war shitposting by claiming to be an idort.
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This thread feels like an art exhibit, with the center piece being one man's autism
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Someone, anyone - attempt to defend nu-shitendo. I can't wait to wreck your arguments.
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>>388920643

No one is making up your own posts, anon. The magic of the internet is that everything you said is open for all to see
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HAHAHA, not a single Nintcompoop can defend nu-shitendo - because they know we're right.
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>>388920720
Let me guess your counterargument
>you're wrong I'm right fuck off shill
So predictable
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>>388893459
>that fucking 3D
Absolutely fucking disgusting
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>>388920668
Wasn't he a literal fucking leaf? Why is it always the leafs?
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>>388920848
Like I care about Shitny - the kings of cinematic shitfests. I'm surprised you don't like Horizon Zero Gameplay though, seeing as you without doubt love Other M - the cinematic masterpiece according to /v/.
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>>388920668
>>388920870
Well he is shitposting at this hour... he's a leaf or a euro?
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>>388920952
Don't pretend to be ACfag. You can't even do it right. He would have called HZD cinematic too, as it is 30fps and has even more story than zelda. You're not fooling anyone anon
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>>388920486
>>388920643
>>388920720
Is this guy ok?
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>>388920870
He might be a Euro. He once posted a pic of all his games and they had Pegi ratings.
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BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR METROID PRIME 4
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>>388921115
In this pic>>388920340
He mentions Quebec
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Just dropped by and saw this thread. It's pretty sad, the guys asking for a defense of nu-shitendo are right- no one can refute their points, and nu-shitendo is really that bad. Or else someone could prove them wrong.
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>>388921241
>just dropped by
>IP count did not increase
Who do you think you're fooling
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>>388921241
Everyone loves nu-Shitendo though.
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>>388921156
If someone could make a defense in the case of nu-shitendo I would be very impressed. But they simply can't, all their arguments are null and void.
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>>388921407
>all their arguments are null and void
Of course they are, kek. How unexpected
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>>388921197
>>388921115
It really is a mental disorder though, trying to hide it behind a facade of "just trying to shit it up".

Reminds me of Sensui's "personalities" crap.
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Can't wait, only two weeks, i'll make it.
You can shitpost all you want, this won't be the next tortanic.
It's shaping up to be a great installment in the metroid serie.
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>>388896807
>>388918224
BUSTAH WOLF
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>>388893459
Look like shit.
It doesn't really look like 2D Metroid game.
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>>388922152
That's because Metroid died before 3D graphics were invented.
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tubes
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>>388900207
remember when ud play a game and it wasnt just a giant clusterfuck of quick time events?
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>>388920728
Yeah?
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>>388922410
One fucking word: nu-shitendo. count on them to make a bad game every time.
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>>388923004
This.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMEu5_XVQ0

Not bad.
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>>388898243

Long live Other M.
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>ACfag still hasn't been permabanned
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>>388923728
Like every other career shitposter, he ban evades

Until mobile phones are completely banned from posting you're going to keep seeing shitposters like him come back over and over again because they are literally immune to moderation
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>>388901391
>All they need to do is give Ridley more health to compensate for being able to constantly aim at him and he can still be just as threatening.
Damage sponges aren't fun to fight, though.
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>>388923867
they'd also do the restart-modem shit
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>>388893459
>They gave Samus a parry
>every enemy appears to have a charging attack so that it can be used.
>because fuck dodging/movement against anything other then bosses.
I'll reserve judgement until the game comes out but this webm better not be indicative of the gameplay in the full game, I hope its a tutorial area for that mechanic alone.
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>>388924732
>expecting quality from a nu-shitendo game
HAHAHA
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>>388924927
They fucked up Paper Mario
They fucked up Starfox
Surely 3rd times the charm right?
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>>388904962
>that played like a 2d Castlevania
It didn't, that was the problem.
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>>388924732
since you're a new IP I'm gonna treat you like a new poster

look at the video anon, and look at its context

it's like saying every bayonetta enemy is the same like the angel used for teaching Witch TIme
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>>388924984
Are you forgetting Other M and Fed Force?
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>>388924927
Its not even done by Nintendo. I wonder if they are only making this to protect the IP.
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>>388925078
Or look at the other context - it's a nu-shitendo game and as such will be dogshit.
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>>388925078
I'm only worried because of the ground enemy charging too. Indicates that more enemies with the same attack are possible, so now I'm worried that there's gonna be far too many parriable enemies.

>>388925081
Yes
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>>388925194
nu-shitendo is producing it, overseeing it, and has full control.
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>>388925307
Are you mentally challenged?
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>>388925359
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/nu-shitendo/
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>>388914330
What a fucking moron, seriously.
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>>388925081
and Prime 3, most people forget how awful that was.
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>>388925298
all enemies are parriable, it's a matter of timing
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>>388925298
Just don't parry? Seems like shooting will still work
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>>388925710
Prime 3 wasn't awful though.
It wasn't as great as the first two, but there was nothing gamebreakingly bad.
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>>388925518
Oh god, this guy doesn't have life.
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>>388923382
Fuckin hell thats great
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>>388914072
>even owning the latter console, which is gonna die much more earlier
PC+Switch is the way to go
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>>388906219
Its really unfortunate that its like that, it would be fine if that was a small portion of the discussion but ir seems to be one of the biggest parts
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>>388898216
>thinking Ori is better than the last DK and Kirby, even the GBA Metroids
why can't Ori sell?
oh yeah, noone fucking owns an Xbox
thought the game was great but nothing too special for typical indieshit
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>>388926223
apparently people wants to extend their hate for Other Meme by blaming the existence for Prime 3 and Fusion, which are miles better than that shit.

only Metroid game that comes close to Other M bad is Hunters' level design (single player) and the direction FF undertook
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>>388923728
more like mods don't give a fuck about thread moderation for Metroid's case
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>>388928752
Most of what's wrong with Other M can be traced to Fusion, so I can understand why they'd do that.
Fusion makes up for it by having responsive gameplay, threatening and fun boss fights,
atmospheric and dynamic environments,
unusually good GBA music and I liked the plot and characterizations.

I'd sooner play Hunters than Other M. I'll get more enjoyment from a botmatch than anything in Other M.
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>>388901826
Fuck yeah Saydash Mongush! Odugen Taiga is my fucking jam.
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>>388920340
>Quebec
fucking leaves
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>>388926223
>galaxy federation
>Rundas, Ghor, and Gandrayda
>phazon asteroids
>Sylux
There's so much gamebreakingly bad but people forget
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>>388929701
I remember all of those but phazon asteroids
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>>388929701
>>galaxy federation
The opening drags on for way too long admittedly. Once they get out of your face and you get to the three main planets, they're not an issue.
>Rundas, Ghor, and Gandrayda
Are completely fine. Rundas and Gandrayda make for interesting boss fights.
>phazon asteroids
What's wrong with this? It makes perfect sense from a plot perspective, and in terms of gameplay it's just one vignette before the final level.
>Sylux.
An endgame teaser is gamebreakingly bad?
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>>388916076
oh shut up, HaloWars-kun
if there was even a normal Metroid thread, you'd come in with your purist autism over people liking Prime games and your retarded Halo=Metroid comparisons.
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>>388915597
Titanfall 2 was something i'd expect from a what-if release of Federation Force
if only the designs weren't butchered because NLG can't into handheld FPSes
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>>388902646
>Nocturnebabbies
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>>388893151
>>388893459
don't forget
WHEN YOU DIE TO A BOSS YOU RESPAWN OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOSS ROOM
SAMUS RETURNS WILL SUCK BALLS
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>>388929701
>a Metroid game tries to slightly expand its universe
>bad
what's funnier is that the second and third complaint swere just things to add into the gameplay flow
the Prime 3 Hunters were excuses to show off the cruelty of Dark Samus as fantastic bosses
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>>388930598
>WHEN YOU DIE TO A BOSS YOU RESPAWN OUTSIDE THE FUCKING BOSS ROOM
oh look yet another non-problem
could you show him the door, Jose?
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>>388930598
That happened in Metroid Prime 2 and 3 though.
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>>388930970
>actively defending casualization of the metroid formula
TYPICAL NINTENDRONE
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>>388911680
yeah, just like Awakening "killed" Fire Emblem
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>>388930823
And the lesson learned should be to never attempt to "expand the universe". Metroid is a very set experience.
The moment something called 'Rundas' appears is the same moment Alien: Resesurection appears. It cheapens everything about it, it comes off as something fan made.
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>>388931073
>>casualization
Metroid was never a series for intermediate players
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>>388914127
>All good Metroids were weeb trash
They are top tier oldschool anime. Weeb trash is something like nier and neptunia. When will people learn the difference?
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>>388931030
Don't remember Prime 3, but I'm pretty sure you had to go back to the save room in Prime 2.
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>>388931181
The linear ones were always pretty hard. Metroid II, Metroid Fusion and Metroid Prime 2 were difficult by Nintendo standards. And the nonlinear ones had plenty of room for self-imposed challenges.
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>>388931124
>>And the lesson learned should be to never attempt to "expand the universe".
and you'll result into awful homogenized shit like New Super Mario Bros
maybe you just hate seeing new things in Metroid, regardless if its NOT shit like in Other M
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>>388931181
Masamune-san, please save this thread.
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>>388931073
>metroid
>not casual

Metroid is the most casual retro game there is. The entire fuckin point of the game is to find upgrades so shit gets easier.
Nothing in the original games was that hard and could all be overcome through just getting upgrades.
Fuck, the fact that you losers can't see this is painful
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>>388931408
he already done his final judgement
we need GOD
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>>388893459
lol

The best way to play Metroid-like games is iwth indie games made by 2 neckbeards on a garage. Those retards making "Metroid" think they're making God of War 2D or something. Oh right it's MercurySteam, I have no idea why Nintendo thinks those cucks have ever made a decent let alone a good game.
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>>388930823
Shame it conflicts with the main series where the only sapient non-chozo species we've ever seen is one alien bartender in an ending image. It feels like two different universes because Prime keeps going off on a tangent with magic lizards and living planets.
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>>388931292
honestly, the clunky physics of OG Metroid 2 only made the game slightly tedious to beat, not on purpose like in Metroids with Hard Mode implemented.
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>>388931564
>Kuroto "I'm a hack" Dan
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>>388901268
>What is level 0 BSL Main Deck
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>>388931838
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When's the review embargo dropping?
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>>388931913
Your game ideas are lame.
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>>388931921
probably next week or 2
game's releasing in 14 days
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>>388932119
EMUUUUUUUUU
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>>388932214
yeah that guy managed to actually make co-op play, fuck your games don't even have save
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>start out as a Metroid hate thread
>derails into some /tv/ nonsense
gj retards
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how does it feel you won't be able to cite Other M as an excuse for anything Metroid once the Sak drops his beat in a couple of weeks?
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>>388893459
Nintendo couldnt resist making even Metroid piss easy
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>>388932469
because Metroid is a series of difficult games compared to old school Mario games, no?
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>Mighty + Burgers: Kitchen Battle will actually be better than Genm Corp's previous outing
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>>388932384
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>>388932657
I hope GENM Corp has some amazing PR specialists. They're gonna need them.
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>>388932353
its video games tho
and the antagonists of the show are too relateable as fuck to video games developers
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>>388924207
Yeah, but not everyone has dynamic IP on their home network, prior to the advent of phoneposting ban evasion was much less widespread and eventually theyd get rangebanned and it would stick because now they gotta go beg their ISP to change their IP block (and somehow give a convincing reason for it that isn't 'so I can go shitpost on 4chan some more'), and if they shitpost again, their new block will get rangebanned too because they're already rangebanned and likely on the 'ban on sight' list for the mods. There ends that person's shitposting career.

Mobile just lets them shitpost and evade as many times as the carrier has IPs, and blocks of IPs. Which with IPv6 can be in the many, many billions. It's pretty much literally impossible to ban them.
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>only 15 more days
>Ys VIII releases on the same day
I'm so excited.
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>>388932767
Well the CR already said Genm Corp is not part of the whole game disease pandemic.
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actually i'd play a Metroid spinoff where you're a team of Space Pirates pretending to be super sentai facing against the Feds pretending to be Masked Riders

but this might work better as a Star Fox spinoff instead
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>>388932940
>15 more days

Um, no sweetie... it's 13 days and a couple of hours.

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20170915T00&p0=538&msg=SAMUS+RETURNS
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>>388932810
On a scale from Wizard to Fourze, how good is Ex-Aid?
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>>388933106
MASAKA!

COULD IT BE... A FEDERATION PLOT?

>tubes appear on waist like a belt

HEEEENSHIN
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honestly you guys should be worried about what Metroid mobile game they're going to develop

especially when Nintendo thinks they should grip on Metroid for another 3 gens

>>388933171
it's not Ghost
but it's like 4 riders shows above Fourze
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>>388933212
>Mother Brain!
>Ridley!
>Kraid!

MO DLEY KRA! MODLEYKRA MO DLEY KRA!
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>>388933106
we already have star fox sentai
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>>388933482
is that show any good? i've been wanting to take a look at it since i've saw people KR stuff on /v/ months back
also that girl looks cute af
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>>388933612
The first 10 or so episodes are really, really terrible, like not Ninninger bad but really hard to watch

but as soon as Dragon Commander's ep starts, it became good.

Too bad Hammie is still shit though.
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Why are these threads always massive cluster fucks? Reading through all these posts are starting to give me headaches. Is there nobody in this threads that understands how a good Metroid game is supposed to operate?
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>>388933954
because Metroid threads are super-easy to target for shitposters
just go on 8ch and talk about Other M there
contrarians will easily hit by like no tomorrow
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>>388933954
Pokebarneyfag is a massive autist. Him and ACfag combined ruin every thread.
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>open thread
>oh boy a Metroid thread

N-never mind
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>>388933954
>always
The last one I was in a few weeks ago was pretty good. Minimal shit posting and had actual people critiquing what they saw and be willing to discuss the issues with only the respectable amount of insults. This thread here is really just beyond the pale.
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What people here don't realise that if this sells well then Nintendo will give future Metroid games bigger budgets, so future 2D Metroids will look better than this. Might even be developed by Nintendo again.
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>>388900023
>That's what she's always been though
Sure she has, Zero Suitfag.
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>>388893459
>LITERALLY press X to cool
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>>388935717
Name one game Samus wasn't an attractive blond woman.
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>>388935735
lmao
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>>388936154
The first game

Also, blonde =/= bimbo, you tard.
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>>388936352
So when has she been a bimbo?
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of course the new metroid is going to be shit, all metroidvanias are shit compared to rabi ribi. do yourself a favor and play a good game
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>>388893459
I say casualize alot but this is literelly shit casualization
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>>388936676
Other M
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>>388893459
I agree, aiming in more than 8 direction in a sidescroller is cancer.
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>>388937249
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>>388937302
>M-metroid is hard!
See>>388932589
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>>388908146
Someone explain what I'm looking at here (I know it's Project autisM drama, but what exactly)?
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>>388937536
>he wants to aim in more than 3 directions

Fucking casuals like you ruined Metroid.
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>>388936352
Artwork from the time in adaptions like Captain N still showcased Samus as blonde.

Samus' brown hair was likely because the NES was terrible at yellows, same reason Peach had brown hair in her sprite and blonde hair in her official art.
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>>388901268
Try it again faggot

>>388920486
>>388920643

Hey anon, ¿you are allright? You has been saying the same thing over and over again in this thread, I see you very stressed. Maybe you need calm down, a lot of stress is bad for you health
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>this game is going to come out and be successful
>and there's
>LITERALLY
>NOTHING
>you can do about it
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>>388910630
>finding juuuuust the right spot to aim at its face and spit out missiles like a constant stream of exploding shit until it dies in two to three rounds
Good shit mang.
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>>388933212
>>388933348
do they all look like their NES manual art?
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>>388929701
>>388931124
>there are people who thinking having aliens other than chozo and zebesians is jumping the shark
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>>388893459
now i understand why they took down the fan remake, they were too ashamed that it was better than this pile of junk
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>>388931092
It did. It's now a waifufag dating simulator.
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>>388938426
Warchamp, the leader of PMDT, paving way for that godawful alternative for Melee fanboys, Icons:Combat Arena.

Some ex-member didnt want him to get the laugh after killing off the development so he spilt the beans causing Warshit to do some pathetic LARP and damage control in the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HVdoDlsN-A
Just look at this shit
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>>388938646
>casuals ruined a casual series
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
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>>388940469
So what your saying is Project autisM died for Icons: Combat Autism?
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>>388940086
didn't they have some sort of relief-looking style in ZM?
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>>388938903
Reminder that the Captain N and Benimaru Itoh Metroid comics introduced the blueprints to Zero Suit before Sakamoto coined it to canon continuity
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>>388940631
Yep
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>>388940827
Wow... I thought they made the latter because they had to can PM. Can't say I'm mad about t because Meleefags are cancer, but that's pretty scummy.
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>>388931727
The main series focuses on one specific plotline. The war between Mother Brain's space pirates and the Galactic Federation over the Metroid bioweapon. The Chozo have a heavy role in the background lore but beyond that it's a very tight plotline.

Prime is a spin-off series set in the gap between the first and second game, it can't progress anything in the main storyline because it can't contradict Return of Samus or Super Metroid. Because of that it's forced to explore other territories and stories, which is naturally going to expand the universe. Which is fine, the idea that a spawling intergalactic society only has humans is ridiculous and it makes for some really cool settings to have the games take place in. And Samus is a bounty hunter, she'd obviously have more missions beyond her dealings on Zebes.

I don't see whats wrong in Prime focusing on the expanded universe and Mainline having the more personal story. What else would you do with Prime?
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I'm gonna abuse this thread to shill my lil' Samus Returns related cartoon I just finished:

https://youtu.be/RO7vdPHfNrc
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>>388941058
Dont forget, even as a sub-series, its still canon even with the little-to-none mention in mainline.

Kinda like the Mario vs Donkey Kong and DK Country games
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>>388941347
>Not using NFC stickers
Poor space pirate got ripped off
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>>388941547
Space Pirates are not clever enough to see the advantages of ... pirating ...
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>>388941347
>Metroid game
>Mario pause sound
0/10
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>>388942003
I used the Mario pause sound on purpose, because I thought it was the most iconic pause sound and also Samus Returns hasn't released yet ; so I don't know how the pause jingle sounds there.
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