What's he gonna buy, /v/?

we all know its smash

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>>388723002
Thats his mom isnt it...

Splatoon 2

>>388723002
A new Wii balance board

>>388723056

/thread

>>388723130
Typical v poster.

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>>388723095
>non omega f zero stage

>all this fascination with neckbeards
Careful anon, you might develop a fetish.

>>388723175
Fuckkkk these are the people i discuss videogames with...

>>388723175
You could easily purge the planet from lonely outcasts by doing these kinds of events and trap them.

>>388723216

Anyone playing a 2DS in public is poor and had a shitty upbringing, have some pity man

>>388723002
Honestly his mom looks like a hot milk

>>388723196
>playing smash competitively

May as well play Excitebike competitively too, junior

>>388723245
Reminder that you will never EVER be this unattractive

>>388723002
Probably a video game

>>388723356
>milk

>>388723338
That sweet nubian queen in the back.

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>>388723338
Sh-she looks cute...

These threads are the reason i leave my 3ds at home now. Thank you based /v/

>>388723419
it's a man

I don't know what's more pathetic, these people or the fact that /v/ posters have folders of them

why can't nintendo kids grow up?

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>>388723496
You are top pathetic for defending these failures.

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>>388723175
Seeing people like this gives me motivation to keep on excising and taking care of my self. I feel like a dick but it feels good to know I am better than these people.

>>388723503
DUDE BEER LMAO

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>>388723245

>>388723493
I know

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>>388723503
>beer

>>388723496
I think the worst is the sociopathic act of secretly snapping photos of people in public just to make fun of them online. It's really creepy, just sayin'.

>>388723446
Quentin is proud of you.

>>388723418
>Same activity with attractive person appears neutral or positive

Speak for yourself buddy.

>>388723608
>star fox poster in the back

ALWAYS nintendo. It never fails.

>>388723532
https://youtu.be/ravxQo2OIws
>you will never be this alpha

>>388723002
Why do I feel like his mom looks like Jacqueline from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt..

Hell it might be even Jacqueline.

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>>388723668

What's with the love/hate relationship with neckbeards on /v/ ?
Are you all that insecure that you have to spend your time mocking them?

>>388723756
Why do you continue to whiteknight these clowns? They deserve it.

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>>388723175
>then you realize this isn't a dude

>>388723672
He's 40 now lmaooo

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>>388723002
You mean what his mom is going to buy for him, right?

>>388723634
Didn't he go to jail?

>>388723608
>>388723727
r/the_donald was a mistake.

>>388723803
Yeah you told him! Post your pic, fellow alpha v chad. Really rub it in his cuck face.

>always bald
>always either obese or full skeleton
>always nintendo

Hmm. It makes one ponder

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>>388723095
>>388723130
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>>388723297
>this is what being an adult is all about

>>388723803
First time i post in one of those thread.
>They deserve it.
I think you might have sociopathic tendencies.

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>>388723823
>Implying everyone didn't notice that immediately

Come on now anon

>>388723095
>playing wherever he pleases

Alpha as fuck

>>388724018
The cane gets me every time. A true gentleman.

>>388723627
>Literal manchildren can't appreciate bitter tastes. "I don't like it, so it must be a conspiracy."
I've met faggots who can't even handle dark chocolate.

>>388724072
Maybe he has a disability anon?

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>>388724162
He clearly has at least one and its not that he may need a cane

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>>388723950
>>388723245
>>388723175
>>388723095
These always get me. Goddamn. How can you be so so unaware of yourself.

>>388724048
Fuck off cunt

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>>388723002
>>388723081
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>>388724024
>millennials

>>388724384
You are a millenial

Wait has Quentin escaped from jail?

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>>388724298
Let's see a pic of you, chad thundercock.

>>388723627
A good apple cider or wine beats beer any day of the week, and doesn't smell like shit on top of it. Portugese wines are top tier.

>>388723175
You can tell that most of the people there are dumpy looking dudes who are forced to be there to pick up the Switch for their kids.

>>388724475
Actual faggot detected.

>>388723095

leisure suit barry

>>388724384
Bet youre a fat fuck.

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>>388724451
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck is that?!

>>388724162
it's clearly a sword cane to protect his virginity

>>388724018
Can ISIS just cut our heads off already?

>>388723627
american "lagers" do taste like shit 90% of the times but calling all beer shit just shows a huge amount of ignorance and probably comes from someone that maybe tried a sip of some random big name lager beer and expected a soda or some shit.

>>388724451
What the fuck is wrong with his neck?

>>388724420
Quentin planted his seed in our hearts and minds where he will live forever.

>>388724489
>i-it's not for me it's for my kid i swear by the way do you have the new scantily clad amiibo yet??

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>>388724451

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>>388724451
What the fuck? How does something like that even happen?

>>388724220
Great argument. What's next, mspaint comics?

>>388724451
Curse of stone

>>388724064
lol
I'm tempted to make a Virgin/Chad meme with this. Only beta virgins play at home.

>>388724602
Playing video games in public does this. Dont become a statistic anon

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>>388724535
A proper neckbeard

>>388724451
I can't be the only one who wants to pick this off and eat it

>>388724451
I have that on my leg and I already feel like a monster. Having that shit on your face must be a living hell. He really should kill himself.

>>388724451
The fuck is this? A tumour?

>>388724451
>When you finally unlock that defensive passive ability and it turns out shit

>>388724708
What is it? Is it painful to pick off?

>>388724708
seriously? what is it and how did you contract it?

>>388723338

>you will never marry that etheopean lioness in the star wars shirt.

What is the meaning of this life?

is it better if they play a psp in public

>>388724708
Is it cancer?

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>>388724775
Yes.

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>>388724673
Holy fuck you actually made me physically wretch

>>388723175
Like a human zoo

>>388724775
Normies and assholes give Sony products a pass, because they associate them with "le mature games for mature adults."

>>388724451
is he turning into The Thing?

>>388723608
Disgusting Sargon of Akaad fan/atheist trash.

>>388723637
I want to sniff her vulva
I bought a 3DS in hopes of meting cute girls at the stores

>>388724871
>not eating scabs

pleb

>>388724763
>>388724771
It's dead skin from fungus infection. At least in my case, I'm not what this guy has. Once the tissue is scarred, it keeps regenerating in a fucked up way like in that picture and it keeps getting thicker.
It's not painful, it's just dead skin. It can hurt though, if I let it grow too much and don't keep cutting it off. The distance between the pieces can get too big and the skin opens up, thus allowing blood to flow out. That can hurt a lot, especially for me because it's on the bottom of my feet. Had that happen once, I've been taking care of it since then.
I got it from steppnig into a rusty nail. Never step into rusty nails, kids!

>>388724984
that's gross dude.

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>>388724775
PSP and VITA are the only acceptable forms.

Everything else it basically the equivalent of image related.

>>388723002
>this thread again
Doesn't it get boring posting the same 15 pictures over and over again?

>>388724832

>waiting for flight
>pull out psp and start watching movie
>cute sluts start looking over my shoulder
>they get flirty, move closer, and watch with me

Damn it feels good to be white, male, toned, and have patrician-tier taste.

Why cant they just bing bing at home?

>>388723418
Women have the mentality of children, when they act silly or childish they appear to be more attractive to men as men have an instinct to take care of and protect the weak.

>>388723627
>Multiple different types of the same thing can't possibly taste different than one-another. There can't be any room for preference or palate.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

>>388724984
You know picking scabs are counter productive? They are literally there to heal wounds

Enjoy your ruined and scarred skin

>>388723418
Both looks pretty sad desu.

>>388723672
this is not a virgin
he has a fetish for shirts
its creepy
the average virgin is not like that

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>>388725113
Craft beer faggot get out.

>>388725107
I think you might just be a pedophile, anon.

>>388725086
Let me fix that for you:

>waiting for flight
>pull out psp and start watching movie
>cute sluts takes a casual glance over my shoulder
>they get repulsed, move further away, and keep an eye on you out of fear

*Damn it feels good to be white, male, overweight, and have plebeian-tier taste.

>>388724056
I thought it was a crossdresser

>>388725000
Can't you fight it with antibiotics?

>>388725000
holy shit, well hope you recover, anon. That sounds horrific.

>>388725000
Have you ever attempted to hit anyone with the infected area?

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>>388724708
Psoriasis is a bitch to have. Be strong, mate.

>>388723095
>>388723175
Genuine question here.

When you're beginning to bald that bad, do you think it's better or worse to just shave it all off?

>>388725283
Antibiotics are against bacteria. They won't help against fungus.

>>388725000
>he doesn't get his tatenous shot every ten years
got my 2nd one coming up on the 1st here.

>>388725283
Overweight jobless neckbeards cant afford healthcare anon

Christ, I hate these threads because I just FEEL I'm going to appear in one of them.
I'm not overweight or completely socially unaware or anything like that, I'm just some skinnyfat who likes to play his VITA on the bus to work but there's no telling with you people.

>>388725453
>vita

Youre safe anon

>>388725432
*tetanus

>>388725417
a daring synthesis

>>388725439
>not being eligible for state sponsored medicaid OR medicare after first 2 years on SSDI benefits

>>388725453
>play his VITA

You have nothing to worry about Sir Daniel Craig

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>>388723002

It funny that a board with 90% fat & ugly autists, that get shunned by society makes fun of people exactly like them.

>>388725453
>caring what a bottom 4 board on 4chan thinks
lol

>>388723216
>fedora
check
>neckbeard
Check
>Nintendo handheld
Check
Typical /v/irgin.

>>388725426
Of course, unless you're a monk and need a tonsure.

>>388725439
Its at times like this I'm happy I live in England

Anyone have the guy walking with his fedora and finger gloves and the two stacies and chad are looking back at him in disgust?

>>388724451
>nintendo does this

NEVER AGAIN

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>>388725604
>You should be okay with having a picture some loser took of you on public transport floating around on this cesspool of a website!

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>>388725283
Nah, they'd do more harm than good. It's easier to just cut the peices off and smear it with something rough.

>>388725304
Not happening. Been to several experts, I'm stuck with this until I die.

>>388725409
It really is pretty hard. It'd hurt me more though.

>>388725432
I'm not a homosexual.

>>388725580
it's neogaf

>>388725580
Just don't be fat, shave before you leave the house, leave your fedora in the closet and you're good.

>>388724832
Is he playing 007?

>>388725724
Here's a tip, anon. If you're not fat and/or ugly, you won't get creepshotted for playing your handheld. This is how it works for anything nerdy.

>>388725143
I know this is bait but...
>light beer
>makes you have to piss every 30 seconds
>has to come in a 20 pack becomes it takes at least 15 to even get a good buzz
>tastes like stray cat piss
I get the dislike for "craft" beers, but light beers are just piss water that do absolutely nothing for someone who drinks regularly. Just give me a good IPA, any time of the day.

>>388725774
Bro, ive stepped on 3 rusty nails in my life and this has never happened to me. Someone is lying to you.

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>>388725774
SWEET JESUS CUT IT OFF

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Everybody playing games in public these days.

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>>388725774

>>388724384
>Nintendo fags

Pretty much everyone is in those pics.

>>388725774
what the hell man

>>388725429
Have you tried anti-fungal agents? They exist though I don't know exactly what you'd need to get rid of this. Seriously, see a doctor if you haven't already.

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>>388725863
How do I get this comfy?

>>388725000
>>388725283
>>388725774
>fungal infection
>fight it with anti-biotics
You niggers are dumb

>>388725863
that's a small dog

>>388725774
One can say it's all ogre your feet

ITT neckbeards laughing at other neckbeards

>>388726016
Projecting much?

>>388725936
Not him, mate. Just someone who knows what antibiotics do.

>>388726016
>Implying I don't shave before posting on /v/

Have some standards anon.

>>388725982
>>388725982
>>388725982
>>388725982

>>388726081
It should be treated with a steroid.

>>388725774
Ayo hol up.
There's some series on BBC or something about embarrassing medical conditions, I only know of it from catching an episode or two off youtube. A father and his under 10 kid son has this, it was his skin just over reacting and over producing that shit. It was more genetic than anything else. He also shaves it off to the soft skin underneath regularly but it just keeps growing right back.

>>388724451
ewww

what anime are you guys watching right now

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>>388723418
>that
>attractive

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>>388723002
>>388723081
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>>388724451
>>388725774
>White people

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>>388725982
My dog is like a quarter of the size of that one and like 3 year old

>>388724451
What is that ?

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>>388725774
Just cut your foot off
Fuck that shit is disgusting

>>388725863
>public
what is public in this picture faggot

>>388726190
Yep, I have that. It was triggered by a pretty severe fungal infection though. That shit doesn't just happen by itself.

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>>388726282
Careful tyrone

>>388726016
I'm a clean shaven skele-mode. I can laugh at you dirty unhygienic motherfuckers all I want.

>>388725863
>in a house
>public

Hm

>>388726284
Top 10 Anime suicides

>>388723418
You know as well as I do that that girl is the only living example of someone attractive playing their 3DS in public. For every unique ugly person that is posted, she's the only counterexample ever given.

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>>388724451
>>388724535
>>388724567
>>388724602
>>388724742
>>388726284
Greyscale infection.

>>388726283
Thats a big bed.

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>>388726282
dis nigga gets it

>>388726328
How is he even powering that? Does he have one of those fucking portable power units with him?

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>>388726328
>One picture that's been reposted hundreds of times vs. an entire thread of pictures + new ones of white people having poor hygiene

>>388726357
you also swim in pussy amirite

>>388725774
This guy has a similar thing that he claims appeared after he received a nasty electrical burn.

https://youtu.be/h_3nVCI1Xuw

>>388723002
How many times are you going to make this thread with the same images?
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1476830974743.jpg/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/zOSLODdhozbtpyVcJigB-A/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/lfkXpTPEgopoIbji-RnwwQ/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1498396679940.jpg/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/wzgbVqMB8Wm85RNxdgnxiA/

>>388726421
he gets out this year, right?

>>388726404
>>388726404
>>388726404
>>388726404

>>388726141
Steroids help with stuff like contact dermatitis, he needs anti-fungals

He has hyperkeratotic tinea and it would be best treated with a topical anti-fungal like imidazoles. If it's really bad he'll need an oral anti-fungal like terbinafine as well

>>388726514
Every day until they learn

>>388723418
i hate this picture that girl looks so much like my ex i'm convinced it's her.

>>388726504
I take a small dip every now and then.

>>388726378
>he isn't attractive
>he doesn't play his 3ds in public
Man, do I feel bad for you

>>388726203
Let's be honest, anything with a vagina and willing is attractive for you

>>388726518
I thought he was getting out in 2018 or 2019.

>>388726535
Who's they?
And learn what? That you're really bored and sad? I think we all know that already.

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>>388726461
This image reminds me of that boss

>>388726421
>\things\don't click\cp\cp

Liking Nintendo should be considered a mental illness at this point.

>>388726609
>they continue to defend this degeneracy

Mature adults right?

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>>388726665
They who anon? Who are you talking about?

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>>388726461
>play video games in a black neighborhood
>get punched from behind and the device stolen

>>388723608
Why is it always an exclusive neckbeard? If they were being just lazy about grooming, shouldn't there be some hair on the face too?

>>388726665
Don't you have a school to shoot up Quentin?

>>388726514
>images get reposted frequently on 4chan

STOP. THE. FUCKING. PRESSES.

>>388726585
Well seeing as how I just had a gf not too long ago I'd say you're wrong.

tfw fucked her multiple times and got my dick sucked and she even licked my asshole, taint, and balls

Unfortunately she was from 4chan so she was completely fucking crazy and emotionally unstable. I honestly wanted to continue to date her just to have something to stick my dick in but I realize that it's not worth it. Everytime I tell myself wow, this is probably going to be the last girl you ever have sex with....but eventually I manage to land another girl, so I guess we'll see.

>>388726404
Big bed for a small boy with a big heart.

>>388725863
Is that CIA?

Anyone got the pic of the old guy playing Demon's Souls at a diner?

>>388726282

Stay mad, nigger scum.

>>388726514
Quentin's work can never rest.

>>388726718
t. someone who has never been in a black neighborhood.

I've never been robbed where I live.

>>388726510
Is this how corn flakes are made?

Are these threads like an out-of-body experience for /v/?

>>388726741
>same image every day
>many times with the same filename, meaning it's the same person reposting it
yeah okay anon it's totally normal

>>388725863
Aiden Gillen is bae.

>>388726793
>Mad because white people are disgusting and he has no way to defend it.

>>388726765
That's beautiful anon

>>388726518
>>388726598
>>388726638
I legitimately don't know what you guys are talking about.
I've saved the picture because I found it funny.

>>388726807
The crime rates don't lie, Tyrone

>>388726816
*out of basement experience
>ftfy

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>>388726807
https://youtu.be/onPEzXy1plM

>>388726832
Yes and?

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>>388726887

>>388726874
>being this new

>>388723175
So glad mine came by mail

>>388726759
>lying on the internet

>>388723002
condoms so he can dick his leather skinned mother

>>388726874
He was arrested for having cp. If I remember right he had it on a USB and forgot it somewhere.

>>388724298
>he says with a tripcode

>>388726894

This sounds so fucking staged.

>>388726894
just your average day in Detroit

>>388726874
>doesn't know the madthad story
Oh, you sweet summer child.

>>388726894
Lets just ignore all the mistakes he's making.

>>388726832
Clover saves filenames with images. Also, why do you care? Are you one of the images in this thread?

>>388726807
Blacks are 12% of the population but ~55% of the crime.

There's no such thing as a majority black neighborhood that isn't poor and crime ridden, that's why they call them hoods.

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>>388724451
I want to scrape it off and pour disinfectant all over where it used to be.

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>I love my Switch, I always play it in public!
>mfw these are the types of people in this thread

>>388723668
>ALWAYS nintendo. It never fails.
Nintendo is a childrens brand. So naturally mostly autists are drawn to it at an older age. Same with MLP. Nintendo fanboys are the Bronies of the gaming world.

So from what I gather there, to earn your face onto this thread of shame you have to hit 3 strikes from the following categories:
Over weight
Out of fashion
Balding
Fedora
Nintendo
There are likely a few more strikes I'm over looking but, If you strike out on 3 of these you're a joke and will be laughed at on /v/. So just work to stay under 2 strikes minimum and you shouldn't worry about anonymous people on the internet who don't even know your name laughing about you without your knowledge.

Question, why are these guys still wearing fedora? Isn't it a mainstream stereotype joke by now that it's the ships flag of "laugh at me"? Or is it still an internet meme only?

>>388727028
Ah so they're phoneposters, even better. Are you one of the people reposting these pictures every day?

I literally couldn't go into a video game store these days. And I don't even think I look like the neckbeard stereotype. Even having a video game shaped enveloped delivered by mail is a stressful thought so I buy everything digital. When I ordered my PS4 which is the most recent physical video game thing I've brought into my house I was trembling at the idea of the box somehow revealing its contents or it being sent unwrapped like they sometimes do with bigger items. Luckily it was boxed so I got it into my house unseen. When I threw out the boxes later I inverted everything that said "Sony" or "PlayStation" so the trash people or whoever might spot me wouldn't know.

Basically video games are fucking embarrassing.

>>388723627
That "artist" is the fucking worst

>>388724602
He's a stoneman anon! Don't let him touch you!

>>388727017
I've added him on Facebook as a goof before he was arrested and removed him once I've seen everything he's uploaded. Am I on a watch list now?

>>388726997
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke

>>388726894
they black guy seems healthy

why don't he get a job and live a normal life

>>388727154
Almost every day. The other diamond dogs cover when im not around.

>>388727180
How about you get some fucking English lessons first, jesus christ.

>>388726997
And then he was out on bail but was forbidden from using the Internet during them time, so of course he tweeted these details right out. Absolute madman.

>>388725774
Have you tried soaking them in methylated spirits?

>>388723002
Bing Bing Wahoo

>>388727158
pasta not even worth saving

I proudly display everything I buy so my neighbours become jelly

>>388727270
Nah. Professional expert after professional expert kept telling me not to use anything on it. It's not worth it. I just have to cut most of them off once a month. Which I haven't done in like 8 months.
When I regularly treat it, it's not this bad.

i love when the NDF shows up and tries to talk their way out of the shame

>>388726965
>if I can't get sex no one can get sex

Kek I remember when I used to be like you. You'd be amazed at the things women will do for you when you show them you genuinely care for them.

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>he doesn't play games on his phone in public to hide his powerlevel

>>388726880
>>388727031
High crime rates don't change the fact that I've never been robbed in my neighborhood. Also they're called hoods because it's short for neighborhood.

>>388726894
>Being retarded and walking around with a cellphone out at night.
>Not going outside and playing during the day.
No sympathy.

>>388723089
ding ding ding

>>388727240
just because a y letter typed wrongly
oh pleasae nigro

>>388727031
Shhhh, that's the thing that everybody knows but you're never supposed to actually say.

>>388724064
you wish

Where do these people live

I have never seen a fedora wearing neckbeard in my life

So what I learned from this thread:
>Shave everyday
>Never play a nintendo product in public
>Fedoras are not fashionable
>Stepping on rusty nails will turn you to stone
>Vitas and PSP are perfectly acceptable
>Never gather in groups larger then two neckbeards

Did I miss anything?

>>388727403
negro defense force?

>>388727561
In their Mom's basement mostly. It's fairly rare to see one in the wild but it has been known to happen.

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>>388727416
>implying that you can't play basically anything from before 2007 one these bad boys.

>>388727561
I've only seen it once in my area. They're a rarity, but they do exist. he was obsessed with Sony and Street Fighter

>>388727597
Cargo shorts are fashionable

>>388723276
but why would you wanna do that

>>388727597
Brush your teeth every day.

>>388727597
avoid black people if you don't want to get mugged

>>388727659
Only for people who can't wear anything else.

>>388727597
Take pictures of strangers to post online every day

>>388727478
>Can't even see the other errors

Its ok anon, some of us just can't comprehend certain things.

>>388727597
You should have known all this before posting in this thread and you being here should only be for the purposes of validating that you were right all along.

>>388727597
Avoid gamestop at all costs

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>>388723002
>>388723081
every time i see this img it kills me no ones laying that good pipe in ur mom anon. she looks classy but also like she knows how to handle a penis.

>>388723418
autism, folks

>>388724298
>tripfaggot

>>388727740
what about the black dude

why he can't be non-criminal?

why are you defending him? SJWs already accept blacks are criminals?

>>388723002
Your girl's pussy.

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>>388726282
Cuz niggers never do this kind of thing right? They're just perpetually cool

>>388727916
Mate, I didn't mention anything about black dudes at all.

You seem a little obsessed with blacks my friend.

Im going to go as a neckbeard for halloween this year. Ive already stopped shaving below my chin and my feathered fedora comes next week.

>>388723002
Ha ha come on guys, you don't really expect me to believe I'm the only real person on 4chan and you're all bots right?
Next you'll be telling me that the world only exists when I perceive it to and that everything not at least in my peripheral vision ceases to exist until I look at it again, at which point it's regenerated so quickly that I didn't even realise
I mean, that would mean that right now the only thing that exists in the entire universe is 3/4 of my bedroom, floating in an endless pitch black void that will be procedural filled in as I move around my house, what a kooky crazy bananas idea

>>388727419
>He can't even walk around his 'hood with his cellphone out at night
>"It isn't bad guise! You just gotta take precautions!"

Sounds pretty bad to me

>>388727103
Pfft I wish I had a reason to play it. Sonic mania is the last game I bought for it. I should just sell the fuckin thing

>>388728052
Yeah, I'm waiting for Odyssey to get one, but even then idk what else to get for it until MP4 comes out. I guess Smash Deuxe and Hollow Knight whenever they come out for it.

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>>388728010
How do I get a black weeb gf?

>>388728050
>Walk around with expensive stuff alone at night
>Someone takes the expensive stuff

Wooooooooow, the world is no longer safe.

>>388727419
>Also they're called hoods because it's short for neighborhood.
No it's cause they can't spell neighbor

>>388728193
Funny because in good neighborhoods you can walk around with phones at night without being mugged

Stop trying to justify your shit living conditions

>>388728301
>There are places that are more dangerous then other places

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

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This one stings a little

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is it neckbeardy or hipstery to own millipedes?

pic related?

>>388723627
This fag sounds like he's only had Miller Lite and Bud Light and decided that's all beers are. This shouldn't make me mad, but it does

>>388728546
Craft beer is for daft queers

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>>388728301
>used to like walking around late night/early morning
>one time encountered a stumbling drunk
>he asked me for my phone
>gave it to him out of fear of being smashed in the head with what I'm assuming was a bottle of vodka
>he made a call, gave it back, told me he can help me out, gave me a hug and then stumbled on his merry way

>>388728193
Stop defending criminal activity

>>388726807

Yeah, black people are cowards and would rather steal your shit while you aren't looking.

Expecting a nigger to actually fight you is just silly.

>>388728193
Back when I was a kid up in massachusettes, I would literally walk the street alone at 10 PM as a 12 year old, over to my friend's house, open the door that wasn't locked, and go to sleep on my friend's couch. Wake up and socialize before going somewhere else like it's the most normal thing in the world.

None of what I said is false. Niggers ruin any environment around them. If they didn't exist, the country would statistically be about 80% safer.

>>388728501
>rim licker

I laugh.

>>388728623
what would licking pepe taste like?

>>388728439
So you admit that you live in a shit neighbourhood

>>388728528
>millipedes
wat

>>388728501
disregard thots

>>388728623
You sound like a pussy anon.

>>388728589
>not just pounding back shots
fags

>>388728501
why are women so mean...

>>388728721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millipede

>>388728690
You seem pretty obsessed with the idea I live in a shit neighbourhood anon. Could this be.. Projecting?

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>>388728742
I am a pussy, anon.
I don't want no trabble but lack the kung fu skills to defend myself with ladders

>>388728829
You're the one who can't even walk the streets at night with his phone out without being mugged

>>388723627
god XKCD is the most cringey manchild neckbeard shit

>>388726793
What's he mad about exactly?

>>388725863
Is that Joel Osteen?

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>>388728501
The only thing that bothers me is that posture he's rocking. Every teenager in HS is a judgmental prick, nothing new there.

>>388725854

if you know its bait then why did you type up a paragraph response

>>388728902
Let me know when you finish that fanfic about my life anon. Can't wait to read it.

>>388728501
>1 like
This bitch is just mad at life because she's too ugly or autistic to be a stacy.

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>>388727597
Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face
Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavour cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'
You need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the coloured socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
Then every, every, every other couple of days I mean, you wear the white sock
You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side
Or you can go and get, you know, the different types
There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking
And you get the powder into put it in so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin
Or something ran up in your ass and just died

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>>388726421
>Cameron Pitts
The fuck is this. That ain't Thad.

>>388728528
It's more serial killer-y.

>>388728770
Women in general are vindictive bitches, it's how they get to the top of the herd

>>388729081
You're the one who straight up admitted it you nig

>>388729117
The name's been shopped but I have no clue why

>>388727165
yes

you SAW what he uploaded, therefore you are an accessory. enjoy prison.

>>388723095
if this was a good looking guy, i bet its just fine, life sucks

>>388723095
i'd make friends with this idiot

>>388729218
>>388729081
>High crime rates don't change the fact that I've never been robbed in my neighborhood. Also they're called hoods because it's short for neighborhood.
>You're the one who can't even walk the streets at night with his phone out without being mugged
Looks like one of you stupid fucks can't read
I'll let you figure out who

>>388728178
Go to animu con don't be a sperg

>>388728178
You can't, she's taken.

>>388729362
But you didn't fucking quote anything I wrote you nonce.

>>388729362
>Being retarded and walking around with a cellphone out at night.
If you can't walk around at night without your cell phone out without the risk of being mugged, you live in an unsafe neighborhood