Visual Novel thread. What are you playing right now /v/?

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>>388706251
18+ patch never ever ever never

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hey

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Finally finished Hatsukoi. Maya is fucking 10/10

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>>388706251
Did they finish doing an English patch on this yet?

>>388708969
it's on STEAM m8

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>>388708969
like months ago you fucking retard

>>388706251
Im waiting for subahibi translation patch and playing お兄ちゃんは私たちのおもちゃ with the speed of a snail

haven't found a decent yuri VN in a while so im a little bummed out

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>>388709085
I never touch VNs on steam due to how they rip most apart and censor it. Meant english +18 patch

>>388709158
no, the patch isn't out yet

>>388709158
Wow you really are braindead

Is Eiyuu Senki good?

>>388709121
Try Flowers

>>388709121
Same, it suck.
I had enough feeling cucked as fuck by playing regular VNs.

>>388706251
Please Bang my Guillotine!

>>388706251
>Visual Novel
>Playing
Pick one

>>388706251
>playing
Coming from a guy who's reading o e right now

>>388709158
The version on steam right now is the definitive version that was released in Japan which cut out the awkward sex scenes.

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Root Double.
>this some nasty ass slice-of-life but the sci-fi game ridiculous

ZTD
I've finished up everything but the last route, have to put in the escape box codes
I've liked some of the individual scenes with D and C team, but they clearly lost their minds trying to keep this shit together
I look forward to the shenanigans in the final leg, if only to laugh at the absurdity of it

>>388706251
>start thread with Diesposting
>it dies
Like pottery

Should have used Fate instead

>>388717038
I'd rather have a slow VN thread than a modern fate thread

>>388706251
>>>/lgbt/

>>388714637
lol

How good is "If my heart had wings"?

Xblaze: Lost Memories

It's scratching my weird Yume Nikki itch

The House in Fata Morgana

I'm playing YU-NO and finishing the question arc of Umineko.

Does the next arc have the nice translation project PS3 sprites?

>>388720014
Daily reminder to stop reading Umineko after 6

>>388717814
>modern fate thread
What?

>>388720072
daily reminder that this anon is a goat

>>388720172
mobile games and anime posting

>>388709320
You are gay and your father left you.

>>388706251
Just finished my first route of Shuffle. Decided to go with Mayumi because she is simply the best girl.

>>388719518
Okay I guess. The official English translation is understandable but full of errors.

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>>388720664
Are you playing On the Stage? I want a Mayumi route but not on that version. Too bad Essence+ never.
If you still like the cast afterward, maybe you can try the fandisks.

Is there a translation of the Steins;Gate dating spin off?

>>388721028
no

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Give me the comfiest VNs you've ever played.

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Started Chaos;Child. What the fuck why is it so creepy, or at least trying to be?

Majikoi A-3 translations NEVER EVER

>>388721484
Probably because it's a sequel to Chaos;Head.

>>388721447
if my heart had wings was pretty comfy in my opinion. got that whole school club thing going on

What one will distract me from my loneliness?

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>>388721484
>>388721773
I'm a retard. Meant that I started Chaos;Head. I mixed the titles.

>>388722132
Majikoi

>>388723124
Whats it about?

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>>388722132
https://vndb.org/v19792

>>388724558
>school shit
Is there anything that isn't based on schoolkids?

>>388723352
Group of friends being dumb and doing dumb shit, with ridiculously strong girls (think of Dragon Ball, but less serious).

>>388723352
Fun times, silly hijinks, top tier bros, cute girls, and a bunch of over the top action that doesn't take itself seriously at all (in one route, the protagonist enters a huge battle royale where is team is himself, that route's heroine, a robot and the president of Japan).

>>388720072
I unno the begginning of 8 is great with the logic puzzles

But yeah the rest is garbage

>>388725028
>doesn't take itself seriously
What about Wanko and Miyako route?

>>388725135
They're both generally considered the worst routes, but even then the drama lasts 20 minutes after hours of common route hijinks and h-scenes.

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>>388724676
https://vndb.org/v19592

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Started Chaos;Head a while ago.

Dies Irae on Steam worth the price? Or should I wait for SubaHibi?

>>388725405
What do you mean "worth the price"? It's a normal VN, 4 routes, not the longest VN but still a few dozen hours I guess.

>>388725251
That sounds alright, where can I download it?

Sell me on House in Fata Morgana. I've seen it get shilled every now and then.

Nothing. Just waiting for Utawa 3.

>>388726117
The music is excellent, I am still at the start of the real story now but it's good so far except for the second door dragging on for too long

>>388706251
majikoi.

mahoyo when?

>>388726117
>people recommend something they like
>shilling
Anyway it's a crazy ride with a unique artstyle and beautiful music. You should definitely check it out even if it's not your kind of genre.

>>388725942
https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/2275749

Is there any way to read these on my phone or something? I don't really have enough "real" free time to sit in front of my PC reading a 50 hour long VN, but I spend 2 hours per day in a train and I'm running out of shitty fantasy ebooks.

>>388727461
There are phone VNs but they rarely are translated
Maybe if you could get a shitty notebook

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Just finished what's trasnlated of mahoyo, for the first time in my life i'm considering learning jap because I don't think this is gonna be translated anytime soon

>>388727186
Thanks... its not in English is it?
I wish I wasn't an EOP

>>388727804
you can always check in VNDB whether a game is translated or not. it usually links to the patch as well.

>>388727461
Cant you just get windows xp running on your phone?

>>388728145
Can I? How?

>>388714381
>Hang yourself
>Hang yourself
Pick one

Absolute lol at EOPs.

Why are you still one?

>>388729007
Because fuck Kanji

>>388706251
I started Dies Irae not long ago, I've done Bakasumi and Kei route so far.

Bey and Shirou are the best characters by miles.

>>388729102
EOP excuses.

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>>388729007
>can read fine but can't understand spoken japanese in any usable capacity
They told me I just had to read more, they lied

>>388729194
Shirou is pure cringe. Those fight scenes where the author feels the need to mention that the deagle is THE HEAVIEST STRONGEST MOST HARDCORE DIFFICULT TO USE GUN IN THE UNIVERSE and Shurou is handling it flawlessly while fingering my mom and dad at the same time were painfull to read. I get it, I'm supposed to think Shirou is cool. That obnoxious narration isn't what's gonna do the trick.

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>>388706251
>playing

>>388729331
I was using Anki but after a while everything looks the same

>>388729384
That's what you get for being a DJT EOP.

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>>388729418
>hating based Shirou whose ultimate power is summoning his waifu from the dead
What did he mean by this?

>>388709158
It's not censored.

The sex scenes are completely irrelevant to the plot, they're short as fuck too.

Hell the romance is irrelevant in Dies Irae, it's literally all about the chuuni

>>388731604
His ultimate power is doing whatever the fuck the route calls for, he does that once and it's not even in the final route

Anyone played Mamatoto. How is it?

>>388733320
Decent for what it is. Don't expect a masterpiece of literatura, everything is straighforward and the gameplay is kinda fun, but that's it.

>>388733435
>literatura
donde esta el bano??

what is the best comedy that is translated or uses furigana?

>>388734465
There are no straight up comedy VNs.

>>388734465
>EOP thinks knowing few Japanese words from anime means he knows Japanese

>>388720939
>On the Stage
Just the Steam release.

>>388725028
>president of Japan
There's based and then there's Minister Wakamoto.

>>388734780

What bout majikoi and 90% of all other daily life VN's?

Just finish Dies Irae and really loved it. What VN should I read next that's translated because I'm a filthy EOP

>>388735758
I wouldn't call them comedy VNs, they're just normal stories that happen to have funny scenes in them.

>>388735868
Since you have shit taste you'd probably enjoy those awful Sakura games.

>>388706251
Steins Gate. When does it get good?
I'm tired of watching the protagonist act like a retard.

>>388735993
>play that Sakura game for the ps2
>all the girls are bitches as the gameplay is ass
It reminded me off Vampire bride.

>>388735993
If I have shit taste, then recommend me something that is good so I can fix my shit taste.

>>388732390
I love these kinda action VN with all kinda crazy powers and shit.
I just started dies irae and i already love it, any other recommendations for translated shit in this same vein thats not fate?

>>388720172
f/go shitposts

>>388725405
i liked both and subahibi might be better objectively but i enjoyed dies by a bit more
read in jp so dunno about tl quality, i hear someone was bitching about subahibi tl?
>>388735993
is your favourite vn nekopara, anon?

>>388736473
Fate/Stay Night

>>388736606
Generals were a mistake

>>388736351
He acts like a retard the whole game, sorry fampai.

>>388736351
Bear it just a bit longer anon, it takes a while a to take off, but once it does it gets pretty good

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>>388708832
Good taste, Maya is a miracle.

>>388736558
literally fate, its the most DI esque VN you can find
alternatively tsukihime or mahoyo

maybe tokyo babel

>>388734842
weeb-kun pls

>>388736784
I already finish Fate/Stay Night though

>>388736351
okabe is pretty fun desu

>>388736558
>crazy powers
Maybe Demonbane then?

>>388736961
Read it again. A masterpiece like F/SN can't be fully understood after a single playthrough.

>>388736994
He is like those weeaboos on YouTube spouting random nonsense and being an annoyance in general.

>>388736473
Cartagra

>>388737067
Fuck no. Fate route a shit. Rereading UBW is a waste of time since you already know the twist and how it ends. I might reread Heaven's Feel, but I rather watch the upcoming movie instead. I wouldn't mind reading Tsukihime again. Tsukihime remake when?

>>388736994
I understand him, it took me a while to get used to his antics but I came to like them eventually
It makes me all the sadder when he abandons them

>>388736916
Thanks I already read most of the typemoon Vn already
>>388737051
I'll try demonbane but isnt the untranslated sequel where all the crazy shit happens?

>>388737278
>Rereading X is a waste of time since you already know the twist and how it ends
>better reread this other stuff even though I already know the twist and how it ends
Nice desu ne

>>388737278
>Rereading UBW is a waste of time since you already know the twist and how it ends
Yeah never mind, you're clearly too much of a brainlet to fully appreciate Fate.

>>388737552
Ah yes, elder god is in the untranslated sequel

>>388737278
>Rereading the route that is almost pure garbage aside from the fights and Kotomine.
Why would you do that?

>>388737278
that twist is hardly the only relevant thing in UBW
answer is the best thing in the vn

>>388737278
>tsukihime remake

HAHAHA

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When is the moment you realized Dies Irae was kamige? This was it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK5-DiAgs8Q

>>388740102
eternal jew best boy

>>388740102
When I fell in love with rusalka

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This is what Japan thinks a legendary German tank ace looks like

>>388740102
best moments were the first version of the battle and its aftermath in the final route and reinhards flashback/past/thoughts right before that imo

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>>388740371
its an improvement

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>>388740404
>reinhards flashback/past/thoughts right before that imo
Pure Ludo

>>388740102
>When is the moment you realized Dies Irae was kamige?
I kept waiting for that moment but it never happened. I wish I was still 16 so I could unironically enjoy that cringe festival.

Should I finish tomoyo after?

>>388706251
Finished Dies irae few days ago. Now re-reading Muv-Luv Alternative

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>>388740624
help im stupid whats a ludo

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I'm playing pic related right now and it's been pretty funny. The routes are unlocked sequentially though, which is kind of weird.

So the first route you manage the inn/hotsprings to perfection and get in the top one hundred with mostly no porn aside from one-off stuff that's dreams or porn ingame and stuff that only exists to "tide you over" so to speak until the second route.

Once that's done, you restart the game and learn that whaaa, you've had a tsundere childhood friend betrothed via your familes and upon bringing the inn/hotsprings to success you'll be wed. She's of the classic tsundere variety which means she's a bit violent, but her first Hscene was pretty funny with how it went "So we're engaged right?" "Yeah" "Why haven't you laid a hand on me?" "I'm afraid of you punching my lights out" "Oh" and then the next scene being her going "Okay, I've figured it out, blindfold me and tie my hands"

Now I'm on playthrough 3 with pic related and it continues with the premise of the last one, so you have the tsundere betrothed and suddenly up pops your ol' kouhai fuckbuddy and you're managing her hot spring every night while you're apparently engaged.

Given that there's still more heroines yet to be unlocked and this whole culminates in a harem ending, I'm bit curious how it'll keep going.

>>388742192
It's a meme
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludonarrative

>>388742285
so like automata or something?
how does it tie in to that part from DI though

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didnt have enough aztec tits imho

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Any logical reason you didn't play the Suicide Fence trial yet?

>>388706251
finished muramasa a couple weeks ago, bit of a difficult read but it was excellent
started on himawari, moeshit isnt all that cute and lower than the average moege tier but later half is really good

>>388737162
He's got an alright reason for being like that. He does change anyways

>>388742584
What's that?

>>388743180
walkerman. it was on sale for five bucks a while ago. its episodic though so might wanna wait for all 5 to come out

the gameplay part is weird. protagonist is like /pol/ incarnate right down to [spoiler[being an angry virgin

>>388743621
I played the demo and it was going aight but it had too much of an info dump. I liked the redhead and remember the guy dropping by /agdg/ a couple of times. How are the other characters?

>>388743167
What reason? Did he fall on his head? Was his mother a famous twitch streamer and/or did too many drugs? Is he starved for attention? Does he want really bad to become a DR character?

>>388708832
>>388736904
My niggas.

>>388744493
havent really seen enough of the waifus to tell. they seem archetypical from what little ive seen, but the characters that did get a lot of interaction were well done enough that i think they'll be good

im just waiting to see how act 2 turns out. its obviously all about the redhead because the ending said Act 2: Herdchaser-girl which is what they call the race the redhead is from

>>388744690
i can tell youre a funny guy irl

>>388721447
Majikoi has to be the comfiest thing I've read. You grab your favorite snack and chill while reading it.

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>>388706251
So, the only VNs I played and liked are Ace Attorney, Danganronpa and VA11-HALL-A.

I liked all of them.

Will I like Steins;Gate? I already bought it but I hate literally every single character introduced in the first hour. Should I keep going? Is the story general anime bullshit like with Danganronpa or is it an actual good story?

>>388706251

This is a video games board. Don't know why you are posting visual novels.

>>388745296
Steins;Gate is one of the best but it takes a while for it to get going. I didn't like Okabe or Mayuri at the start either. Story is pretty solid

>>388745296
Play Higurashi and Umineko

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Right now i play Majikoi S. Kokoro is, without a doubt, the best girl

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Obligatory (outdated) rec chart post

>>388745682
Her and the sleeping bitch were the only Majikoi girls I was able to stomach

>>388745902
I only liked all of them.

>>388745902
Good taste, anon

>>388745096
Thanks.

>>388729418
>to mention that the deagle is THE HEAVIEST STRONGEST MOST HARDCORE DIFFICULT TO USE GUN IN THE UNIVERSE
He did that once in the first fight against bey and in the last one in kasumi route
Like 4 lines maximum for each of these fights what are you getting mad for?

>That obnoxious narration isn't what's gonna do the trick.
Wew lad might as well drop the novel then because you will see that narration for every fight.

>>388733031
>His ultimate power is doing whatever the fuck the route calls for
I take back what I said, you should drop fictions all together since you get mad at characters doing what their writer decided

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Playing Chou Dengeky Sriker right now as it in my backlog for a long time since. Not saying that it was good, but it has it cool moment in it.

>>388708832
Too bad the rest of the game (except kyou) is fucking shit.
Boring story in the common route
A protagonist at best bland and at worst infuriating.
2 routes (runa and yukino) plagued by forced drama and another (midori) just bland.

The only redeeming points are the art, the sex scenes,Maya, Kyou and sometimes the male friends being funny.

>>388745470
Alright I guess I'll check it out then

>>388717038

lol ikr. Dies Irae is fucking garbage.

>>388746152
>I take back what I said, you should drop fictions all together since you get mad at characters doing what their writer decided
Some writers just suck at making it look natural. Uchi is especially bad at this.
>we just happened to observe the universe where everything turned out well
>x just happened to be ooc in this universe
>there's a 0.00000000000000000001 chance, but guess what? It succeeded! Here's your happy ending

>>388746642
Yeah it's pretty bad. Maya is enough of a reason for me to not hate it though.

Anyone play Monobeno know the scenario/situation around MC fugging the mom?

Really excited for Subahibi, Chaos;Child and Uta 3.

Is 2017 the golden age of translated VNs?

>>388720072
No. 7 is where everything is explained. 8 is where it's no longer Umineko, but action scenes are okay I guess.

>>388747520
The explanation make it worse
It's ok for Kinzo backstory I guess

>>388742767
Because it's only a trial.

>>388745682
It's a shame her sex scenes are shit.

>>388748101
Spanking her is a miracle of the universe though.

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Anyone played this?
May look mediocre, but its free on steam and has some actual gameplay too.

>>388748295
>mecha shit
no ty

>>388746905
Except that in dies irae it is natural.
It's a universe where monsters like Reinhardt can appear without a reason. A human like shirou able to keep up with bey for a short time aren't such a big deal to me considering the universe they live in.

>>there's a 0.00000000000000000001 chance, but guess what? It succeeded! Here's your happy ending
What? you don't like when something improbable happens? You have an issue when characters overcome the seemingly impossible?

>>388748295
/m/ had threads about it

>>388748269
>"Stop spanking me!"
>"This is my butt."
>"No, this is MY butt!"
>"Then it's our butt." *strokes it*
HNNNNG

>>388748383
Not when it happens every other Tuesday like it usually does when Uchi is the main writer.

>>388748704
>Not when it happens every other Tuesday like it usually does when Uchi is the main writer.
Can you list the times it happens?

>>388748468
And what was the consensus?

>>388749098
The hole ZE series? The hole multiverse nonsense made the it a story about everything worked out the way Zero wanted. Oh, and there's a universe where none of this happened/was needed.
Akane can jump between universes btw
Carlos doing an incredibly selfish and nonsensical thing because of FRIENDSHIP
Sigma sending the babies to the only timeline that allowed ZE to exist
Carlos using the timemachine better than Sigma
Seven lying because of reasons
Sigma never touching his face
Etc.....

All those very convenient things had to happen for ZE not to crumble apart.

>>388749383
Dunno, something about dating space whales

>>388749736
Oh, I thought we were still talking about DI. My bad.

>>388749736
I think the idea is that there are an infinite number of universes, and we're only seeing the ones where things work out because those are the ones that make for an interesting story. So there's a universe where Sigma realized he was old and went crazy because of it or something, but we don't see it because it doesn't matter since it's not the universe where he ends up going back in time with Phi.

>>388750113
That would also mean that we are watching nothing but a play. Like Sigma and Philly being overly dramatic when they can just shit away, and it doesn't make the characters acting like retards(Akane refusing to use the fax machine, Sigma trying to disarm the bomb, etc...) less painful to watch.
>>388749919
It's my fault. I just wanted to vent about Uchi being a hack.

>>388750647
>That would also mean that we are watching nothing but a play. Like Sigma and Philly being overly dramatic when they can just shit away
How is this any different whether there are a million universes where Akane dies after slipping in the bath tub or just the ones we actually see in the games?

>>388748295
First one is pretty fun. Haven't touched anything else of the series, but didn't see much positive feedback.

>>388706251
I just cleared Kasumi and Kei's routes and I wonder if there's a DI route where Spinne doesn't die first? His voice is lots of fun and wish he had more lines, everyone sucks Wilhelm's cock but he is just as fun to listen to.

Also Sakurai is a miracle of the universe.

>>388751249
Spinne dies in the common route, so nope.

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>>388751249
>Sakurai is the dumbest thing of the universe

There you go, mate. Don't make mistakes like that again.

>>388750893
Because Uchi just writes whatever he thinks is cool without putting much thought behind it. Why did Sigma made Kyle? Why did Seven lie? Why did Akane refuse to send herself more information about the future? Why was Junpei unable to access the morphogenetic field? Why Sigma couldn't shift during one puzzle? Why doesn't Akane just jump to a universe where everything is daijoubu? Why did Delta shoot gab?

>>388751249
He's in third side story and ikabey and kkk

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>>388708832
>>388736904
>>388744712

>>388751249
Spinne is cool in one of the side stories, but he dies in the common route, so no, he doesn't appear on Rea's or Marie's routes.

>>388748383
>A human like shirou able to keep up with bey for a short time aren't such a big deal to me considering the universe they live in.
Shirou's is Ren's apoptosis, and he in turn is basically Jesús since Mercurius is God

There is nothing wrong with Shirou holding his own against other people with that kind of potential and precognition on top of it.

>>388746301
I'm excited to read this, but the art looks like dogshit. The scenario is fine, but everyone looking like hungry skeletons puts me off.

>>388752463
Why does Ren even have his own apoptosis?

Hey guys what is the best milf vn. Need a change of pace from lolis

>>388752831
They're all shit since Japan goes full retard when drawing older women and just makes them all rat faced fatties, at least in dedicated MILF stuff. There are tons of perfectly normal looking older women in anime, but as soon as you're reading some MILF VN or whatever it's 100% guaranteed that they'll all look like complete shit.

>>388752831
Starless
Have fun

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