>NPCs become increasingly more respectful and happier as you

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>>388566914
>NPCs become increasingly deranged as you progress through the game, killing gods and taking lives

>>388566914
>>388567085

Both of these are Morrowind.

I never wanted to have sex with a clown before.

>>388567552
I have always wanted to have sex with a clown.

I want this clown to blow into my foreskin then turn it into a balloon animal.

>>388566914
>be me, 10 years old
>ask clown what she's doing with her life
>she just stops and stares at me

I still feel bad

>>388566914
she makes my penis feel funny

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>>388567552
>>388568029
>>388568147
But thats lewd

>>388567163
How so? Honestly curious, have only played a few hours of Morrowind.

>>388568257
>Being a dick to the most depressed dying profession in the world
damn man, you're cold

>>388568354
i want to pull a long string of tied up handkerchiefs out of her asshole

>>388566914
>ywn have a qt clown gf
>ywn be a clown and do shows for with her as a duo
>ywn cuddle together after a long day of bringing happiness to children

It hurts.

>Team mates start off distrusting each other
>conversations often end in argument or awkward silence
>complete a few missions
>they start being friendly
>eventually share jokes and act like real friends to one another

I only wish I was a shota and this was a clown at my birthday party giving me some entertainment

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>>388568928
me too! that would be really fun! just imagine all the baloon animals, and her juggling, and then she rides a unicycle! and when she goes to leave, she leaves out of a really small car!

man that sounds like so much fun!

>>388569125
l-lewd

>>388569125
Aww yeah, thinking about me having transformed into a unicycle, my animorph form

Honk
Honk

>>388566914
Monster hunter
I wonder if she has big red nipples.

>>388569373
You think they honk if you squeeze her tits?

>>388569373
i wonder if her tits make this sound when you squeeze them >>388569313

>>388566914
Not sure about the PS1 version, but Azure Dreams on the GBC has this kinda. Your childhood friend raises money to grow plants or some shit (you're in the middle of the desert) and if you donate enough the town becomes beautiful.

The more you go into the tower and encounter your rival the more he treats you with respect. The more you shop around town the more the shopkeepers like you. The more levels you progress in the tower the better your rival's little sister treats you until she's flat out in love with you(in a cute tsundere way)

>>388569534
>>388569546
Honktits-mind

>tfw no clown gf to have laughs with

;_;

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clowns are fucking weird

>>388569753
7/10 I had a good chuckle.

WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS TOOK ALL THE GOD DAMN HARDSUITS

>>388568354
>>388566914
>She stopped doing solo shows because creeps found out about her and started calling her up just to pick her up

>>388570423
Source? I read this before, but never found anything.

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uh HELLO!?

>>388568365
Sorry for the late reply. You're probably gone.

But when you start out Morrowind, unless you specifically built up your Personality score, most people will start with a disposition against the player. As you advance in the mainquest, you gain recognition which translates to bonuses in your disposition score (for the most part, more on that later). This also holds true for your factions, but gaining recognition in some factions will lower disposition for people who are aligned with rival factions.

When you start Morrowind, most people will literally insult you as you walk by them. By the end of the game they'll great you warmly.

Now for the second image, this gets kinda spoilery but not really. The main plot of Morrowind has you investigating the growth of a cult. As you progress in the game, those in the cult grow more and more numerous and will occasionally attack you in the streets. [spoilers]since your player character is the reincarnation of a demigod--maybe -- you could say this is them killing gods[/spoilers]

>>388570749
control + s, anon

>>388570870
I always fuck it up. I've been here for nine years you think I would remember if its singular or plural. Thanks for the tip.

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>Despite becoming a fucking Demi-God who's played part in several major events in the world that everyone knows about, NPCs treat you like a no name scrub

>>388570749
Fail

>>388570564
>Source?
his ass
she still does events and kid shows and she's married
her facebook is pixi payasita

FIND A FEMALE CLOWN FOR HIRE IN YOUR AREA AND POST PICS. IT'S FOR MY NEW VIDEO GAME

>it's another clown fetish thread
I wonder what the boxing fetish guy is up to these days

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>>388570660

>>388570062
What type of weird fucking are we talking about here? I can get down for fucking weird.

>>388572251
Sauce or moar
NAO

>>388572251
What's this from?

>>388572424
>moar
>NAO
Go back to the early 2000s.

>>388566914
>tfw you'll never fuck payasita pixi

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what is up with 4chan and clowns

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>>388572251
>>388572465
I'd guess one of the Phonex Wright games.

>>388572465
Ace Attorney: Spirit Of Justice, case 4.

her breasts are actually balloons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrY6puVChYk

>>388572850
Dygcjkiytddxjitrxvjurssrtb hkjxxfbhhfcg

>>388572737

I WANNA FUCK A CLOWN (female)

>>388573139
I'm on a roll today with this fap thing, already came 2 times to this cute clown

>>388572745
You are correct. Also those are not real they're balloons.

>>388573139
How can one girl be so perfect!?

>>388572507
would if i could, bitch

>>388573139
She sounds cute in English, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqM3BF_1Co

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>>388572507
I wish, faggot
But I'm not stuck here with you
You're stuck here with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mefsL9-nP9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

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>>388573139
>mas chiquitas
De ninguna manera....

>>388572737
A lot of people were scared of clowns as kids, but we have conquered those fears by sexualizing it

>>388566914
i want to get a clownjob

>>388570660
DELETE THIS

>>388573791
Even your image is from the early 2000s.

>>388573827
Can confirm. Used to be scared of clowns as a kid.

>>388573827
It's hot, I just fapped to some clown girls porn, for some reason it's just really hot and immersive

>>388567085
>killing gods
Shouldn't they be happy?

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>>388570660

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>>388571961

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>>388574175
benjimon007.deviantart.com
The guy's art is fucking amazing
This pelvic tilt does things to my dick you wouldn't believe

Protip to any lurking drawfags: If you're thinking of becoming an artist, study anatomy, it could save your life

>>388568354
Shame she looks pretty plain under all the makeup.

>>388574068
Where's a good place for clown porn? I get surprisingly little when I google it. All I really got were so hot clowns on fucking deviantart or something. There must be some big clown community/site I'm missing out on

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>>388573791
>yfw both the cat and dog must have died from old at this point.

>>388574537
>If you're thinking of becoming an artist, study anatomy
but that guy didn't and people think his art is "fucking amazing"

>>388570749
Anon here. Thanks for that dude. I might try and play it again, the game is just really slow (not saying it's any worse) compared to Skyrim, the first game I played of the Elder Scrolls series.

>>388575028
Looks pretty good to me
The face is stylized and the ass is part of the fetish

>>388574537
>The guy's art is fucking amazing
>horrible perspective and fucked up limbs everywhere
Nigga.

>>388574607
Bumping your post because of interest. Hope someone delivers.

>>388575468
Show me some good art and school me brotha
I'm in need of learning

>>388575670
>listening to /v/
just enjoy what you enjoy

>>388572251
honk

>>388566914
Morrowind.
>At the start you can't walk down the street without people calling you outlander, telling you to keep walking, and sneering at you and calling you scum.
>As the game goes on the NPC's you do quests for, buy and sell to, and needed to sweet talk because you needed something from them start greeting you more warmly and become a welcome change from everyone hating you.
>As your reputation and speechcraft/charisma continue to rise the general populace start to respect you and treat you less like dirt.
>Except for the odd asshole that still hates you, and there is usually a reason that person hates you, be it that you wronged them, that they don't get along with your race, or that they are enemies with a faction you're in. This also means your faction likes and treats you better and makes you feel more at home.

Why can't more games get individual NPC disposition values right?

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Anatomy aside, if this doesn't give you the ability to cut diamonds with you're dick you're gay and need to leave
>>>/lgbt/

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>>388576109

>>388576109
Is facesitting as hot in real life as it appears in pics like this?

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>>388571961

>>388576276
Yep.

>bandits, totally unaffiliated with the big bad, who know you're the chosen one who will save the planet still attack you for petty cash

>>388575252
The game is slow at the start, and is the hardest at the start. Once you start getting into Alchemy, Enchanting and Spellmaking, you can become strong enough to kill the two living gods in the game at level five with relative ease. The start being slow and hard serves to give you a sense of progression and the passage of time - that your character has invested some time in training with long blades to become competent with them instead of just being instantly proficient the first time they pick one up and try to use it. It works the same way with the dialogue and disposition - the more you do quests for, barter with, or deal with someone, the more they'll warm up to you. Protip - Spend some money early on greasing the palms of the Silt Strider operators. Bribing them 100 gold to like you more now will save you thousands in travel expenses later on.

>>388576109
It doesn't. It makes me go "who the fuck likes trash like this?"

>>388568354
>>388568029
>>388567552
>>388568147
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QaJ2v0PtHVk

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>>388570062
slight reminder that Kefka will never be more of a sadistic and corrupt asshole clown than Dhoulmagus was in DQVIII

>>388576109
i'm only attracted to human anatomy though

>>388576276
yeah. my girl hates to do it, because she thinks that it's nasty, but its hot as fuck and I pretty much make her. Love everything about it.

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every fucking time.

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What's going on in THIS thread?

>>388576485
but what if they did all that but let out a toot?

>>388576610
Such a pity

>>388576909
Even better

>>388576909
That's what you get for letting a clown sit on your face.

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clowns?

>>388576610
Dhoulmagus was a little puppet bitch. A Dog did his job better.

>>388576909
>but what if they did all that but let out a toot?

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>388576610
Except Dhoulmagus was never sadistic or corrupt.
IT 'TWAS RHAPTHORNE ALL ALONG!

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>>388571961

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ENOUGH WITH THE CLOWNS

>>388576909
Don't eat beans beforehand or drink milk if lactose intolerant
Contrary to popular belief, facesitting is a very meticulous process and requires great amounts of preparation and training beforehand

>>388576109
I like fat 2D asses, but those faces are a turn off.

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Clowns?

>>388577227
Bite me whore.

>>388577453
he did nothing wrong

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>>388577453
WE ALL FAP DOWN

>>388577418
I didn't ask.

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>>388577481

can't wait for the new IT movie to be honest

>>388576875
First pic should be /v/ discussing video games and the pic should be blank white space. Second pic is /v/ discussing gaming platforms with the fighting and the last pic stays the same.

Why are clownfags so angry?

>>388566914
The Last Story for the Wii does this, but I see this is no longer a vidya thread.

>>388576485
>Not Nut in my butt

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>>388577709
that was funnier than it had any right to be

>>388577153
The game hints that he was at least a petty fuck thirsting for power. Though its never quite clear when Rhapthorne took over.

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IT AIN'T EVEN THURSDAY YET

>>388577709
I Unironicaly want this

>>388576875
>/v/ discussing pornography
replace that image with the boobs vs butts map that's posted in every ass thread

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>>388578246
its always thursday, slut
now post some thicc

What leads one to become a clown these days?

Like a classic clown?

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>>388577823
The 3DS version reveals his backstory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUmmK6mtzVo

>>388578246
MEATY MONDAY

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>>388578559
I guess you could say it's Moonday

>>388577709
HONKA HONKA

>>388578630
he just wanted to learn some magic man
what the fuck was with that old man?

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>>388573349

>>388570749
Tribunal spoilers
Pretty sure the second one is referring to Almalexia

>>388568029
Clowns can be sexy. I mean Bozo ain't sexy but people always found Harley quinn to be hot as fuck and she was basically a female clown.

>>388566914
Do her queefs smell like cupcakes and strawberries?

>>388578630
>Rylus doesn't even tell him he was making him an elixir so he can do a fuck ton of magic, until the very end
>said some shit making his student to fuck off to the scepter
>doesn't even put his shit away so Dhoulmagus doesn't get too curious thanks to his impatience of learning some magic
Rylus was the real villain of DQ8
fuck that old nigga

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>>388578559

>>388576442
protip: Get speechcraft to about 40 and carry a decent amount of gold, you can now bribe/taunt everyone so you can kill them legally and take the money back. Works best if you bribe their disposition up to 30-40 and then taunt, repeat until they attack.

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>>388579860
I aprove this post

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>you will never fuck Lola from behind and climax to the chorus of her fat clown ass clapping against your groin while she feverishly honks

>>388580368
(sad slide whistle in the distance fallowed by a cold cruel wind)

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>>388580560
The tears of a clown fall the most

>>388573139
>spic
Dropped.

>>388574957
Stop, please. I wasn't ready for this feel.

>>388566914
>>388567085
There is no game that does this properly

>>388577520
>he

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Hope you guys aren't up to no good again

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(cough)

God I want to fuck a female clown. I want to squeeze her fat clown tits and hear them honk. i want to pound her creamy clown pussy and hear the honks as my dicks slams into her.

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Oh god

>>388582735
>>388582581
Really, remove the red from the noses, and they'd just be your average goth/scene/rave chicks.

>>388582842

Shh. You're ruining the magic.

>>388571119

>tfw no shortstack gf that works part time as an elf in a mall to bone

kill me now

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FUCK CLOWNS
YOU WOULDN'T INVITE A CLOWN TO YOUR CHILD'S BIRTHDAY WOULD YOU?
NOBODY
LIKES
CLOWNS

>>388576109
>lipstick marks
I've slowly discovered that the inclusions of them in porn gets my dick rock hard.

>>388583072
>FUCK CLOWNS
That's what this whole thread is about.

>>388582895
I never said it was a bad thing.

>>388577227
Someone have better drawn a comic of the twins doubling teaming the big guy.

>>388582735
>That filename
Who the fuck even uses IE still

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>>388574108

>>388582842
Well obviously, isn't that half the appeal

the other being making their makeup super runny during sex and the point where they finally break character during orgasm

>>388566914
>>388568354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSmAdDd6q1Q

>>388568506
I'd rather pull it out of her cleavage and not have the rags covered in shit.

>>388583660
>Not realizing clown magic keeps the kerchiefs clean

>>388567552
>>388568029

>Be me.
>Meet QT clown at hospital.
>She offers to paint my face.
>"Can I b-b-be a g-girl clown?"
>She paints my face.
>Girl Clown.
>Tells me I'm beautiful.
>I cry a little, make up is stable.
>I go to kiss her and she pushed my head down.
>Open up and take her clown boner into my mouth.
>HONK!
>I bob on her colourful boner faster and faster.
>Honking intensifies.
>She grabs my head and presses her clown cock down my throat.
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>It's deafening.
>OOOOOOOOOONK!!!
>The staff from the hospital all run to find the source of the commotion.
>They arrive to find her still holding her girlfriend clown against her her crotch
>Everyone realizes her clown girlfriend is the cancer boy.
>Now everyone knows I'm a clown-o-sexual.

You can fuck bitches all your life, but you suck off one clown and yo're nothing but a filthy clown-o-sexual.

I still hear the honking when I sleep, Anon. Clowns: Not even once.

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>when clowns HONK out the opposite hole

>>388584069
>her
>boner

Traps and trannies are gay no matter what retarded leaps of logic you have.

>>388584548

Stop applying human sexuality and gender rules to clowns, retard.

Clowns aren't human.

>>388568354
She's actually pretty plain and not that great without the makeup.

>>388574562
>caring what she looks under the clown makeup

Its people like you why women in porn always fully take of the uniform/outfit

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>>388567085
nooo...

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>>388584649
Sauce or stfu

>>388584319
S a u c e

>npc's start greeting you by name near endgame

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>>388568928
>i had two cute clown girls at my birthday party when I was 8
>months later neighbor had them over for his birthday party
>they recognized me

>>388584952
YouTube

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>>388577709

>>388585097
Clown /ss/ threesome

>>388584952
>>388584319

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtazjbUQ8J8

HONK

>>388566914
>NPC's treat you differently based on your behavior and actions
>Defeat the final boss/main antagonist of the game
>Nobody says fucking anything different

Clowns? Mimes are the real hotness.

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>>388585432
>that whoopsie cushion-tier brap
HOLY SHIT

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>>388583507
This man gets it.

>>388572251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMk7Bhm7LNA

>Clowns without borders is a thing
https://clownswithoutborders.org/

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She has a sister, its the family trade. You can only marry her if you make it your profession.

>>388585874
When is this poor judge going to retire?

ooooohhh it's that chicken-chaser

>>388566914
And now I am aroused by clown women. What a time to be alive.

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>>388586231
>That cleveage
HOOOOOOOOOONK

>>388572251
>>388585874
Capcom is weird when it comes to clowns. Is Ace Attorney worth picking up?

>>388586231
>You can only marry her if you make it your profession.
Well, rape is still on the menu

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM

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>>388586473
Yo, geeky!

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y'all fapping to this

>>388584842
here you go senpai

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>>388586231
I'd dye my skin pure white if it meant honking that on a daily basis

Anyone played Starshot? It was a piece of shit game

>>388586231
I'd clown it up to dick those cunts

>>388586231
sure dude, clowns are cool

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>>388586473
>Is Ace Attorney worth picking up?
Yes. Play them from the beggining so you see a young man's idealysm slowly wither away as he grows older.

Pic related.

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>>388586231
Her sister looks like a fat Portuguese more than mexican in that picture.

>>388586595
This changes nothing because I still would.

>>388586595
She's cute.
Her baby is bewildered by all anons fapping to her mom though.

>>388586595
The hair is the worst aspect of her in this pic, really.

>>388586595
is that supposed to be a negative?

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>NPC actively searches you out for business

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>>388586595
she seems very warm and motherly

>>388586595
I'd still plow her

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>>388586583
Hey old man!

>>388566914
Anyone have any pics of women dressed up as clowns and getting fucked?

>>388586595
I want to protect that smile

>>388584548
Futa clown

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>>388586595
Still would, 2bh

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>>388586921
>tfw my friend has one of these and they're the happiest couple I've met
Being socially awkward is the worst...

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>>388586932
It's a pretty shitty make up job that makes her look like Wendy from Wendy's more than a clown and it's a retarded video period.

>>388586231
man, if she is going to wear that make up all day even when having sex, then I'm in

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>>388586932
The problem with most clown porn is that the costumes, makeup and wig are so lazily done, like they got the outfit haphazardly, unlike Pixi in the OP

>>388587147
Let's be real anon you'd stick your dick in a vaguely woman shaped cactus

>>388568257
What are *YOU* doing with *YOUR* life, anon? Shiposting on the trash can of the internet in the afternoon.

>>388587421
>you'd stick your dick in a vaguely woman shaped cactus
that's like entire /v/
we are so repressed we even consider doing it with a trap or a beast man

>>388586595
>She looks like my mom
I want to take out my eyeballs

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>>388587347
This and what little there is just plain sucks. Did get a link to some Harley Quinn asmr from a Arkham Knight thread a little while back though.

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>>388572251
Looks like a reason to play Phoenix Wright.

>>388587652
I want to take out your mom

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>>388587421
Well yeah, but at least it's an actual woman this time and not a trap or anything like that.

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>>388587690
I remember seeing a cosplay porn of Harley and Green Lantern, that one was great and the costumes were very high quality.

>>388587652
Yo hook me up with your mom.

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>>388567552

>>388582842
The first one for the most part

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>>388568257
>when you have an image saved for the occasion where an anon regrets his choices

Don't worry anon I regret my whole life so I saved it for me too.

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>>388587957

>>388587754
>>388587925
Motherfuckers.

>>388588103
not yet but thats the goal

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>>388588103
Yeah, quite literally.

>>388587804
Was it Kleio Valentin? She does some pretty decent cosplay porn in my experience.

>has a Batman tattoo on her ass
>stars in a Batman parody

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>>388588103
Gladly.

>>388585301
underrated qt

>>388588202
It was a few years back, I don't remember. xhamster took off the video.

What parody, by the way? I must know... For science.

>>388566914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVVEOHCOV0

Does this turn anyone else on?

>>388588545
Me.

>>388588403
I literally gave you everything you need to know but just go on pornhub. Only seen webms of that /tv/ porno never seen the whole thing but wasted opportunities not having female characters in costume fucking.

>>388588545
of course

>>388588545
honestly at this point you will be hard press to find something that doesn't turn me on

>>388585432
That's not sexy at all, that's disgusting and creepy.

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>>388588545
The ass slaps are the best
>that slight jiggle at the end of the anim

>>388588545
The sounds she makes or the 69ing piledriver?

>that Phoenix Marie video where she picks some dude up and blows him 69 style then puts him over her shoulders and blows him

>>388588881
69 piledriver

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>>388566914
Low tier clown plebs need to fuck off
Dia De Los Muertos makeup is the patricians choice

>>388588772
>being gay in the year of our Lord 2017

It may be an accepted practice but it's not okay in my book and I have lost all respect for you kind anon sir!

>>388589087
t. beaner currently underwater

>>388589087
Clowns and undead girls are both patrician taste anon.

>>388589087
That's just for people too ashamed to admit they like chicks with facepaint on.

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>>388589340
>too ashamed to admit
>still has facepaint

>>388589087
i mean, this is as close to my necrophilia tendencies

>2017
>still no good coulrophilia sites

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>>388589087
nah that shit is boring and lame due to all being the same. its harder to find a cute clown girl that isn't doing harley queen

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>>388589140
>Not wanting to fuck a hot sugar skull chick

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REmake 2 when? Mod of Rev2 with her face when? Fucking Hoffa and his unions ruined everything.

>>388589648
>wanting to fuck a clown
Not for me friend, I hope you enjoy it though!

>>388589815
>shitting on clown fucking
>in a sexy clown thread

>>388589861
It's almost like it's not vidya

>>388588545
you have a reverse ryona fetish anon.

you want attractive girls to sensually tease and torment you at the same time

>>388586921

Right side literally my gf

[spoilers]They are the best type of gf archtype ever[/spoiler]

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>enemies want to fug you

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>>388581385

>>388589904
>>388589762
What do you call this motherfucker? You want some Viva Pinata discussion too? Shit I want a third game as much as everyone else but Microshit doesn't know what potential they have in Rare.

Viva Pinata was my first 360 game and I loved it but I never played Trouble in Paradise.

>>388589991
Yeah, until you get
>Too sick to take me out for dinner? Too sick for video games!

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CLOWNS!?

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>>388576898
>piercing

>>388586595
I would still cum inside her vagina with the force of a thousand suns

>>388590267
>Microshit doesn't know what potential they have in Rare.
Most of the key employees of Rare that made great games already quitted anyway. They only got a brand name now.

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I want a game where you get progressively more beat up looking and as the npcs start getting closer to you one of them starts getting terrified you might not come back and start crying if you come back to town with too little health.

>>388590308
That's not the worst part anon
it's a trap

>>388590282
That's the best campaign in the game and fuck Valve because I want Left 4 Dead 3.

>>388581385
dead rising

>>388590459
>wanting a game from Valve
What is this, 2000?

>>388590441
Arkham series does this as you progress through the story.

>>388590453
>implying

>>388590346
gay

>>388590524
>what is this 2009?

ftfy and everyone bitched about how L4D2 was too soon after but I thought it was a vast improvement in gameplay but the setting and tone of the original was squandered imo.

>>388576581
I'd do giggles

>>388589991
Only if you're a manchild who needs to be looked after and could never have a relationship with a woman as an equal
The best gf archtype is the incredibly rare kind of woman who's actually a complete and competent person

>>388589087
>>388589648
nah i don't like this
i need the bright white makeup and the red nose, this stuff just looks weird

>>388590660
I'm serious anon, I would continuously thrust my cock in and out of her vagina until I reached climax and emptied my testicles into her womb, then I would marry her and raise our children with her.

>>388573139
>clown girl
>AND Hispanic

my dream woman

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>tfw clown gf sounds awesome because she'd make up for all the personality you don't have
>mfw

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>>388590987

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>tfw you will never be 5 years old again and have a clown twerk for you with her fat ass at your birthday party while mommy takes pictures

why even live?

>>388590906
>I need bright white makeup and a red nose
>This other stuff is just weird
>Not the pasty ass skin and real life Tumblr nose
>Being attracted to indicators of illness and disease is normal
>But that other stuff
>It's weird

>>388586912
where'd you find this comic, young criminal?

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I want to know why Latin America has so many young women clowns.

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>>388585432

>>388571961

>this is the first erection I've gotten today

why god

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>>388566914
>/v/ now has a clown fetish

>>388590814

L4D 2 was designed to be better in every way than L4D 1, It even runs 50% better than the first L4D with more than twice the variation in zombie hordes.

There was a GDC talk detailing how they did this. The levels in L4D 2 only have 3 zombie models on average that are randomized in color, face vertices, blood stains, other stains, and all sorts of shit.

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>Doing no fap to reset myself
>See this thread
PORQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>388587690
how would i find that asmr?

>>388591350
>now

>>388591350
>now
Clown threads are a /v/ staple

>>388590459
You'll get knockoff hearthstone and you'll LIKE IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

>>388591357
>twice the variation

There's a commentary node about that in particular, it spawns a random horde every time you hit it as an example

and they all look the fucking same, pale and generic maybe 1 had less elements but things stood out like the cops and soldiers and hospital patients and doctors in no mercy and rednecks in blood harvest, I can't remember any of the common infected from L4D2 and they removed those variations from the 2 versions of those campaigns too. sad!

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>>388566914
Vinny is that you? I mean, we all know you love them clowns, you italian fucker.

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>>388591636
I've chosen a different path

>>388591797
>actually playing electronic card games
Why? Why not play something that actually takes advantage of the fact it's a video game?

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>>388591428
Ask and you shall receive my son.

https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4A-Harley-Quinn-Makes-a-House-Call-CheatingBe-My-Puddin-Tonight-BJ-OralRiding-Vroom-VroomFunny-Girls-are-Sexy-GIrls

>>388591227

The culture where clowns are the highlight of the circus or are kids entertainers just kinda stuck there. Thats it pretty much.

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>>388592291

Are scary clowns just an American thing?

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>tfw clown fetish was forced upon you.

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>>388592140
When you don't have friends and you're not involved enough to keep up with the meta regarding new releases.

>mfw someone said Blue Eyes White Dragon actually sucks but I'm too stupid and lazy to care about it to see if it's true

Personally never liked card games other than collecting.

>>388592848
Orange a best

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>>388592291

>>388592984
>Not purple

pleb

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>>388592984
That's a tangelo

>>388577079
Yeah, but not short ones.

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>>388592743
STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS

>>388590902

but what if she was also a clown

>>388593117
Purple has dead eyes
Not even sure if she's alive in that picture, could be a corpse they dressed up and posed for the photo shoot

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>>388592743
Seems like it, I've never heard of anyone scared of clowns, ever, I've only seen it on american cartoons.

>>388592743

No.

https://youtu.be/eSkl5Rbm9Zg

>>388592291
H O L Y M O L L Y

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>>388592291
If she's a children's entertainer, why is she being so damn sexy!?

>>388593615
kids aren't the ones looking for the clown, its the parents

>>388593615

To create a generation of sexually confused fans of clowns.

>>388590453
>Implying that's a bad part

what does /v/ think about Lola Pop then?

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I like to see how her look changed over the years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7qUM5WsLlo

>>388592743
I think the better question is why are other cultures not afraid of them.

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>>388585301
hoo baby

>>388593615
its a common trend in Mexican children entertainment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ryNADjq9-M

>>388593932
cool character, it's a cross between helix and springman

>>388593968
Dixi needs to be nerfed

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Remember to punch a mime.

>>388593968
Amazing how generic the rest of her family looks.

>>388576109
more facesitting please

>>388583072
I beg to differ