Do you like romance in WRPGs?

>>388444378
No, I hate romance in most games period. I feel like it takes away manpower from other aspects of the game, often feels forced, and I rarely if ever actually like any of the choices.

>>388444378
Snow Elf likes snuggling so I pick her

>>388444378
Simplistic who do I bang sex sims?
Not only no but fuck no.

>>388444378
Snow Elf>High Elf>Wood Elf>Used goods Elf

This is ez pz snow elf gf not even close you manlets need to learn

>>388444378
Who would pick anything besides snow elf at this point

>>388444728
this
It causes stress

>>388444378
Snow > High > Wood > Dark

Westerners have a warped and ugly sense of romance these days.

I'd rather play a rape game than a WRPG with romance

>>388444728
>>388445120
Same, if your romance isn't at least as good as Persona 5, bare minimum then don't bother.

>>388444378
Snow elf would be god tier but I don't like the cold. So tsun tsun drow is my choice.

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>>388444378
Snow>Dark>High>Wood
But still remove elf

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>>388445385
>but I don't like the cold.

>>388444378
>No delicious Brown option
Trash

>>388445692
Fight me near the equator, snow man.
You won't

I avoid them entirely.

>>388445692
I'm a 6ft 117 pound skelly. Unlike you blubber filled seals I actually get cold.

>>388445879
Fucking this.
Around elfs, watch yourself brothers

i like wood elf but i also like snuggling, hmm.

>>388445919
>6ft 117 pound

What the fuck man. I'm 6'2" and even at my lightest I was 160

Pretty much the only vidya romance I actually enjoyed was Monster Girl Quest

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>>388445870
>equator
FUCK THAT

>>388446085
>Finland
>blonde hair blue eyes

>>388444378
I would bang any of them.

>>388446037
I'm roughly the same as him, some people are just light build/half skeleton

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>>388446204
Problem Sweden?

>>388444378
For some reason, Snow Elf doesn't make me angry. Angry about elves.

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>>388446085
Yea you better run, icecube.

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>>388444378
post more gfs

>>388446673
These types of girls always make me sad and aroused at the same time

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>>388446581
u saying wat u son of basterd bich

>>388444378
If it's done correctly and fits the game like Sakura Wars or the Witcher it can improve a game massively. Shame that's not how it works usually. The writers have to make the story work thematically with the love

>>>/tg/
>>>/trash/

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>>388446673

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>>388446673
Scorpion GF when?

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>>388446673

>>388444378
I hate it. It is usually cringeworthy and shoved in there for women or lonely faggots that can't take being lonely and need to live relationships through fantasies.

>>388446673
I want to marry Template GF!

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>>388446879
You're a fucking snowflake, kid. Don't even talk to me.

>>388447037
I prefer yandere moth gf

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>>388446673

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>>388447037

No, romances are fucking trash. Either make love story an integral part of the story or don't do it at all, especially in an awful, clingy way Bioware handles it.

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>>388447318
>kills your mother
>good

>>388447104
Femboy is best girl confirmed.

Does anyone have "Darkness gf" it's dark and edgy but also kinda sweet and cute.

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>>388447309
Come and get me. Water is your specialty, right?

>>388447037
Never. Thank god

>>388447374
Moth is always the best choice.

>>388447434
Yeah, but she's hot and has weird mind powers and will probably fuck me anyway

>>388444378
Which of these elves are for rape?

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>>388447496
>implying

>>388444378
Have yet to see good romance in a WRPG, Bioware are probably the worst, since they're so fucking awful at portraying human emotion through their horrible dialogue and animations. The Dragon Age games are particularly bad.

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>>388444378

>>388447594
all of them

>>388444378
Dark elf is a cuck?
Also only romance in WRPG's is lala homo stuff

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>snow elves
So Finnish women?

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>>388447471

>>388447104
fug that 2nd femboy gf one made my pants tighter

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>>388447318
Do you now?

>>388445197
pretty much this, but I think it's a combination of not knowing how to do it correctly and doing it incorrectly on purpose. pretty much every aspect of "romance" in wrpgs is wrong. heroines are ugly and give bad first impressions so you don't even want to talk to them, then when you do they're all cuntzilla, and the only development they get is doing a side qeust for them before they suddenly want to fuck but are still basically cunts.

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>>388447471
This one?

Titty elves and booty elves

>>388447808
God damn, does she make me hard

>>388447914
Yes! Holy fuck I've been looking for it forever. Thank you man.

>>388445919
>I'm a 6ft 117 pound
What are you an elf?

>>388447374
why would you pick anything but moth?

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>>388447481
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>Oh come get me come get me, you told me to fuck off so how about you come get me
Did all that ice freeze your brain into a popsicle?

>>388448012
No problem, anon. It's a nice gf that I would read a story about

>>388447718
The snow elf didn't threaten to stab anyone for coming within 300m

>>388447104
Need Finn gf ro do double suicide with

>>388447374
Bee gf a best

>>388447374
Spider 100%

>>388447374
Moth is clearly the patrician choice

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>>388447353
Delete this

>>388447914
This is adorable.

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>>388447104
>mämmi

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>>388448106
>being dumber than a fucking python

>>388447374
Ant or Moth best gfs AND insects

>>388448307
>mämmi
better than Hakarl

>>388448359
ants are literal shit
third worst type of insect after centipedes and wasps

>>388444378
Dark = Snow > High >>>>>>>>>> Wood
Fuck hippies

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>>388445692
>tfw snow elf is the best both personality wise and geography wise
Damn I love being mongolian

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>>388447104
I want to taste mämmi.

>>388448307
UMA

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Elf on the bed

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>Dark above anything

>>388447594
Dark elf

>>388447709
Cuckquean yes, and a masochist if I'm reading the image correctly.

The only thing an elf deserves is a mace to the face

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>>388444378
It never adress my fetishes so, no. And in general I just dont care about romances in wrpgs since writers are tumblerinas or cucklords.

>>388447104
As a finn asian is obviously best.

>>388447353
Seriously, fuck you. Maybe, I can't tell what I feel.

>>388447374
What would hornet gf be like?

>>388444378
>Elf
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

Ok but serious, I tend to avoid them. I play to kill some pixels, not romancing them. (I do welcime those that are well writen.)

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>>388448349
>Don't want to go up north and freeze to death
>"Lol you're stupid for not coming up north when I taunt you"
Snowcone I don't even have to look at you. My boy Trump is going to globally warm you out of existence.

>>388448846
>beats you
>stings you
>makes you pay child support
>hugs you every once in a while to try to get you to fuck her

>>388444378
Does anyone have the screenshot of the narrator cursing the inventor of elves because they're too affectionate and loving?

>>388448887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE

>>388447914
I would cuddle the fuck out of this little edgelord piece of lovely garbage

>>388448846
Abusive

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>>388447374
We postin' these now?

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>>388448349
Woah, hey, that's taking it a little too far man.
Not cool

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>>388446673
Not OC, but

>>388444378
which one is more conservative?

>>388449338
Post the mystery box waifus

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>>388446673

>>388449405
fag he has to post the second part first

>>388449362
>not literal
Nasty

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>>388449405
If you say so.

>>388449480
i like this

>>388449496
Kiss my dick, cunt. Best girl is on there

>>388449480
Hand me the schmeisser Hans, i have exterminating to do.

>>388449362
>(not literal)
Lame

>>388449635
do you mean the eldritch monster girl one of my favorites

>>388449338
Those alien waifus suck. They don't even look alien, they're just colored humans.

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>>388448579
elf on the cross

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another one i made
i need to fix the text because i don't speak english so many of them are wrong.

>>388449338
Xam would be fun for a couple of years but I'd want to settle down with someone who understands devotion
Maie is the only true choice

>>388449764
No I mean the Siren, but good taste nontheless

>>388447914
Doesn't sound too bad to have a powerful demigod of shadow protect and love you for all eternity.

>>388449764
>eldritch girl
I need the second part

>>388449338
Urscha is best girl. Finally I get to travel around the galaxy.

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>>388449527
>>388449753

>>388449813
I want to love her for about a year and then viciously break her heart and see what happens

I was writing this song about a guy marrying a qt Shoggoth.

I think you guys gonna like it.

If you fuckers undestand portuguese

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>>388449405
Here

>>388449496
chill out faggot

>>388449813
Kate Marsh is probably a dirty protestant

>>388447353
fuck you anon

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>>388444378
Nope. Because a lot of WRPGs, you either play as a characterless blank slate, or a super boring, super safe character made to relate to everyone. Or you play as a create your own character with too little choices too define your personality as, and on top of that, the only way you can romance people is by being boring and vanilla as fuck.

Relationship is a two way street. The same reason I don't care for romances in a lot of harem anime. The protag is a nothing blank slate with barely any distinguishing character, made only for the player/viewer to self insert to.

I like romance between characters, or at least with a system where I can express myself to the point where my avatar is as much as a character as the person I'm romancing, and said character reacts as accordingly.

Also Snow elf best girl. Cold is comfy as fuck

>>388449948
>He buys into her edgelordness
That'll never work anon, she is for humouring forever and always

>>388450079
Where's the kidnapping one.

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fuck no
sex in wrpgs is great though

>>388450442
I knew a girl like this once

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>>388450276

>>388450137
OK why would you not pick the one on the right? You're basically a god.

>>388450220
>the only way you can romance people is by being boring and vanilla as fuck.

This, holy shit. I can't begin to describe how annoyed I was playing a super emo and edgelord character only to be provided with fluffy as, lovey dovey dialogue options when I try to romance anyone.

>>388447914
Chuunibyous are cute as fuck. Why don't we ever see them in WRPGs?

>>388449362
What happens if you impregnate her and make her a literal mommy gf?

>>388449338
Maie is the best. But if we're including the other ones it's devourer

>>388450619
10/10 desu

Wood > High > Dark > Snow
But also High Elf's description is enough for me to say no to any Elf

>>388450137
Tough choice, the only deciding factor being which one I can impregnate.

>>388450629
Sort of, but if you're paranoid you'll always have that little thought in the back of your head that everything there is fake. I guess it's no different if you were god of your original reality though.

>>388450619
they should make a doujin out of this

only in manly european rpgs

>>388450842
>Wood
Have fun at burning man you disgusting fucking hippie trash

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F

>>388444749
have fun freezing to death nerd

>>388451064
can I cum in her IV bag?

>>388450619
>busty
dropped
where is the flat loli gf?

>>388451064
God damn it, anon. Stop making me feel bad.
Any more sad ones?

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>>388449338
Pola and Vatryllal a best

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>>388451174
Shit in here anon
Why don't you have a seat

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>>388451064
fuck you anon
fuck you

my GF died of leukemia last year

Now i feel like shit

>>388451378
Did you love her until the end?
Did it help?

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>>388451378
woof woof woof.

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>>388450619
>you'll never get kidnapped as a full grown man by a cute busty girl who want to become your mother

>>388451454
Abso-fucking-lutely. She might not have been my first love, but was the most impactful. I've been thinking about doing charity work in hospitals in her memory, but I don't think I am ready for that just yet.

And I kinda feel like a fucking creep because I still wanted to fuck her when she was sick

>>388451378
But you're free now.

>>388447914

>sharp teeth

Best girl confirmed

>>388451791
She would've wanted the same thing if she was in your place

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why is no one posting more
post anything waifu

>>388447914
Can we all just set aside our bullshit and admit this adorable Chuu2 is the best gf in the thread

Anyone have more crazy gfs?

>>388452039
Well, that's reassuring.

Thanks anon.

Some of my friends said the same.

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>>388452042
>>388452175
i got a superhero one

>>388451791
Hey man, nothing creepy about wanting to be with the one you love and make her feel good. Stick with it man, you'll make it.

>>388451791
That's nothing to be ashamed of anon, you loved her, it's natural that you wanted to have sex with her
I mean it's gotta take some devotion to genuinely find yourself lusting after a baldie
We can't help our urges, they come from a place in us that doesn't think, all we can help is what we do with them

>>388452307
>tfw friendzoned

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>>388452307

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Time to feel sad, /v/

>>388452307
No thanks, I'm not into she-cucks.

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>>388452436
i like this

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>>388447914
>Stay hydrated.
Thanks for looking out for my health chuuni gf

>>388452042
What is wrong with me that this is genuinely appealing?

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>>388452537

>>388452307
>Bounce Lounge

>>388451791
You still loved her when she was sick, of course you'd still want to smash

>>388452646
Yeah, right? We all know its a Bouncy Castle

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>>388452642

>>388452537
>You can have Australia when I take over the world
I promised one of my friends that too!

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Behold
The most elusive GF of them all

>>388452760
Finally, someone who knows what's what.

>>388444378
Snow elf a best
also winter the best season
>holidays off work
>excuse to stay inside all day
>get the watch the snow fall out my window

>>388449348
>Not cool

Kek

>>388444728
i used to feel this way until i played persona. its just that the romance is either horribly done copy paste no matter who you pick its the same or its hamfisted written like a porno and moreso about sexxing the character than actually romancing them.

>>388451172
Hahahaha, fuck I'm dying here

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>>388452792

>>388452854
>tfw could have had this in high school
>tfw too much of an edgelord

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>>388452039
>>388452331
>>388452368
>>388452746

Aren't you guys some wholesome fuckers?

Thanks for not making me feel like a fucking weirdo.

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>>388444378
>I'm bisexual but don't like women
What did she mean by this?

>>388451064
SYYYLVIIIIAAA

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OOOOVEEEN

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>>388452989
should i continue tell me

>>388453015
Makes out with girls to get a guys attention, of course.

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Need psycho gf

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>>388447353

>>388453094
Yes

>>388452989
mixed signals are not good for my dumbass brain
thank goodness video games are pretty straightforward

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>>388453012
Us fucking weirdos gotta stick together!

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>>388453094

>>388453094
Go on anon I'm lonely anyway

>>388453137
How was that movie, anyway?

>>388453137
you faggots that want a crazy/yandere girlfriend have never had one. stay in ignorance with your shit fetish

>>388453197
What makes this lawful evil

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>>388453197

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>romancing elves

>>388453349
>i hope you don't mind if I twerk on you in public

kek

>>388447914
I bet she's constantly bothered by a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR

>>388444378
Wood>Snow>Drow>High

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We've gone this far and no one's posted clown GF?

>>388453559
>implying the FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR isn't her lover

I like the idea of romance in a roleplaying game, but I don't think it has ever been executed well. The situations that lead to whatever relationship you want to achieve just feels sudden and usually forced. I think relationships are good in games, because they can give player motivation it's just rarely done well. I think The Darkness did a good job with that aspect. It's hard though to come up with ways to romance another character I can imagine though, so I don't really know. The most recent game where the romance juts irked me was Persona 5. Everything just felt shitty.

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>>388453349

>>388453608
12/10

>>388453608
Does she makes *HONK*s when I ram my cock in her?

This is important.

>>388453669
Amazing Chest/10

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>>388453669
this one is to easy
>>388453726
sometimes

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>>388452854
>tfw I know I'm too much of a piece of shit to not eventually cheat on her or something

>>388453608
>go in for a french kiss and suddenly you're pulling out a long line of tied handkerchiefs with your teeth
>then she whispers she can do that with other things too
sign me up

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>>388453784
sono chi no kioku

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>>388447353

>>388447104
>going for cock-hungry trap for meaningless sex
>when you can go with the asian and have sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation and soul-bonding after marriage
Deviants, the lot of you.

>>388447914
She is an eldritch abomination, not you're waifu

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>>388453931
i think i may have saved a thumbnail

>>388454078
She's MY eldritch abomination

>>388454078
>implying those are mutually exclusive

>>388454129
What is this, a girlfriend for ants?

>>388445218
persona 5 romance is just idle chit chat.

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>>388454129
fuck i did ill make up for this
>>388454213
for goblins

>>388454078
But that's not my eldritch abomination.
She's here and her name is Devourer and she's CUTE!
>>388450137

>>388452042
>"Hey, want to see how you die?"
Yeah, 4D gf, sounds cool.

>>388453931
>Y-Y-Yare Yare DAAAZEEEEEEE
I dig it

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>>388454310

>>388450137
you chill out fag didnt even post the rest or more

>>388449338
Pola but no tail pegging

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>>388452524

Show me an Enclave GF

>>388453279
Next thing you'll say is that incest fags don't have sisters

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>>388454410

>>388454458
gotta find that one

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>>388454410
Whoops lol

>>388454078
That's what she thinks and that's what you will defend her ability to think for the rest of her life

>>388452524
I saw her death coming a mile away and I still feel broken

>>388453317

Right, I know at least three girls who are exactly like that.

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>>388452537
>i stole forty cakes for you
best fucking girl

>>388450619

>Not putting you in a diaper and forcing you to wear baby-clothing

0/10 mommydom, baka senpai

>>388454652
Forty cakes? As in 4 tens? That's terrible

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>>388454310
What's a '37 exactly?

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>>388454530

>>388452537
>I stole forty cakes just for you
Best girl confirmed

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>>388454831

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>>388454558
How about this eldritch oneesan?

>>388454558
Why must Turslti have a weird head, she's so perfect otherwise

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I tried

>>388454831
This sounds more like a dog gf.

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>>388454530
>nothing about pizza

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Slavish Monster Maid gf

>>388454984
>Curry
How about no?

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>>388454935

>>388454936
ive seen that manga and hentai

>>388454984
why is she swole

>>388454951
>not liking that jelly heady

>>388454935
There's this one chick exactly like this
>She's one of my best friends sister
>She's a kissless virgin I'm very much neither
>She comes from an intensely Christian family

Just end my life

>>388444378
Snow elf is literally frigid in bed. Still higher tier than used goods elf.

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>>388455113

>>388455098
can you tell me the name of that video i remember it but i dont know the name

>>388452524

fuck.

>>388444378
Not really. It's always written poorly as fuck. I remember baldur's gate romance being written well but I can't remember a single other wrpg.

>>388454984
>that armfat
Is she called the 'Never Ever' gf because she'll 'Never Ever' receive any dick, ever?

>>388455203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8E3QCT4FEE

>>388455203
just google dominos miku app commercial or something
shouldnt be that hard to find

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>>388455113
I wonder what video games she likes

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>>388454984
>Those legs

>>388444378
What games have the best romances in them?

>>388449804
Why are crusading and elf killing treated like they're separate activities?
I'm pretty sure Pelinal only got out of bed to kill elves

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>>388455203

>>388455364
>>388455438
i meant the ytp/parody

>>388455523
Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno

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>>388455624

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>>388446673

>>388455624
Does the donut hair spell poo?

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>>388455523
I really liked MGQ's romance

>>388454558
MYSTERY BOX

>>388455742
You say it like it wasn't a linear story

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>>388455726

>>388455727
Never change /v/

>>388455726
>curry
dropped

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Make way for best girl

>>388455919
She's right.

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>>388455867

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>>388455919
>You need to learn to love yourself before others can love you

>>388455867
>I bang like a fairy on acid
I suddenly must know what this is like

>>388455919
I thought this was my safe space, reality-chan

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>>388456004

>>388455919
>You must learn to love yourself before others can love you
It's only women who think this
Men can easily love someone who doesn't love themselves, they just love them harder to make up for it

>>388455867
How does a fairy on acid bang?
Is the punchline: "Find out"?

>>388454004
She wants to go watch FROZEN anon. It means she is the lowest tier normie.

>>388455919
is there one about your lack of higher education or job prospects?

>>388444378
those are all awful. yikes.

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>>388456164

>>388456174
You're dumb. Dating a self loathing emotional wreck is a huge burden. That's not a "man" thing that's a desperation thing.

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>>388455182

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>>388456274

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>>388444378
>Dark elf GF's 'accidents'
>They worship Mephala and Boethia

Yeah they fucking died man.

>>388456274
>implying succubi want sweet tasting girly cum instead of manly and musky bitter cum

>>388444378
I like them in jrpgs, the west can't write decent characters.

>>388456174
>men

I think you mean 'virgins'.

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>>388455104
>Serbija ne zdelala nichega nepravilno

>>388447374
Definitely bee.

>>388456367
>>388456527
>Not being willing to take on an emotional burden for love
How does it feel to be a self-absorbed fagmaster

>>388455727
This had to happen.

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>>388455803

>>388456716
Being in love with someone and having something you come that you have to support your partner through is one thing, I've done that.

Falling in love with a mopey fucking wreck is not happening though.

>>388456401
This isn't accurate, she isn't fucking ugly enough

>>388447914
Chuu2 is best kind of GF.
Too bad chuunibyous like that don't really exist here in the west

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>>388456716
Anon, they aren't fags. They're either women, or self-aware trainwrecks, and more likely the latter.

>>388449480
LOST

>>388456774
>insane true anarchist bipolar god gf
all my dick

>>388449338
MAIE
A
I
E

>>388456835
Not all who are suicidal are mopey wrecks, some of us are sardonic detached wrecks

>>388456915
There's a huge difference between someone you're with having some issues, and choosing to date a self loathing wreck in the first place.

>>388452854
>tfw my crush is like this
>tfw she friendzoned me months ago and I still can't get over it or end our friendship because being near her is my only source of joy in this world

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I don't even play WRPGs lmao

>>388457164
Look as long as you can keep your shit together and fake it till you make it that's fine. But most people who are all depressed and shit are just miserable to be around.

>>388454305
And a lot of video game romance is even less than that
There has to be some standard

stay hydrated

>>388457260
>Alien GF
Wow cool, I get to meet space Chris Hansen and be on intergalactic TV!

>>388456774
I've always wanted to doom a universe

>>388455104
what do the cyrillics say when translated roughly into english

>>388453349
gimme the psychedelic gf.

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>>388452854

this is the most insidious and depressing meme ever

>we joke about how the people who jerk it to vanilla hentai are the most far gone people around as they've gotten to the point that the very idea of a loving supportive person is in the realm of fantasy

>I know what true love looks like, my parents had a great fucking marriage but I have no idea how to reach out and connect with the opposite sex and make any sort of initial connection

Anno was right. Moot was right. I need to get the fuck out of here. It's not even video games enabling my autism, its the fucking internet as a whole.

And its not even like I could leave 4chan and go to twitter or reddit, thanks to the election and gamergate intersecting with eternal september 4chan-tier cynicism infects every fucking corner of the internet.

>>388445692
This, cold temperature is the thinking man's temperature. Wish the country I lived in was a cold one. Fuck summer

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>>388447104
I'd rather be single than stuck with any of these.

>>388456774
lala, literally no better choice.

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would you d8?

>>388452854
Unconditional love is a bad thing. It should always be conditional.

>>388447353
If only such a girl existed