Hmm? What's this /v/?

some gay shit?

Open it.

>>388322093
it's a bent up cardboard box. are you as blind as you are stupid op?

>>388322093
Definitely 100% not a dragon dilgo.

>>388322093
nice third world mail service you cuck

>>388322093
my mom?

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>>388322149
>>388322175
>>388322181
>>388322227
I wasn't expecting anything.

>>388322093
The mods have been very quick in deleting these threads before the money shot lately. You better move your ass and open that box.

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Heck yeah

>>388322261
in that case, wouldn't this thread be better suited for >>>/b/

>>388322290
Why though?

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>>388322290
Wait...what's this?

>>388322093
Human dildos because /v/ is normalfag central.

>>388322328
>Franken Fran

its shit

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>>388322328
>Franken Fran

>>388322093
show me your hand.

>>388322401
>white
probably some gayass nintendo peripheral

It better be dildos, for your sake!

>>388322401
xbox?

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>>388322401
>>388322490
It feels....ridged

>no black hand

Everyone report this thread pls

Dragondildo

>>388322562
GEET OUTTA HEERE WHYTBOI

>>388322562
For her pleasure

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>>388322562
What could it be?

>>388322767
if its microsoft related then dont even post the picture.

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>>388322767
>green
are you a muslim?

>>388322767
Xbone controller

>>388322767
why don't you hurry up and reveal it before mods delete the thread?

>>388322840
what's wrong with the color green and islam?

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>>388322545
>>388322826
>>388322904
Winrar

It's my new controller! I forgot I ordered this, gonna go play some games.

>>388322767
A tranny porn video

>>388322931
Color of peace

>>388322962
I hope you get banned

>>388322895
That's horrible. Most spicy foods are legit poisonous to animals!

>>388322962
I don't know whether to joke about this being the most unremarkable reveal I've ever seen in these threads or whether to make a joke about how surprising it is to see someone with an xbone.

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>>388322767
>supporting microsoft

>>388323010
Why? Because he actually showed something vidya related and not so gay dildo shit? Fuck off faggot.

>>388322962
>3rd party controller
Should've just splurged on an Elite.

>>388322962
there better be a dragondong in that box phaggot.

When was the last time one of these threads actually had a satisfying or dildoey payoff?

like last month
it hasn't been that long

>>388323054
It's even worse. It's a shitty 3rd party controller

>>388323232
Like a month ago maybe? I think it was pretty recent.

>>388322562
Nice arm, retardo.

>>388323232
There was someone who got the controller for that mech game. That was kinda neat.

>>388322962
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>388323132
Nope, I hope you guys enjoyed my thread! I off to have some fun!

>>388323402
sick use of memes bro

Dissapointed that it's not Draygon Deeldo.

>>388323448
How is the controller, anyway? Does it feel cheap?

>>388323475
Thanks, Broseph.

>>388323740
It's actually really good, better feel than my original wired xbox one. Was only 25 euro.

>>388325905
link? does it have bluetooth?

>>388323448
Fuck you, where are the dildos?