Why are you browsing /v/ instead of playing video game?

Because it's 2am and I need to take a break.

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>>387952925
Overwatch babe
>AFK
>GET XP
>OPEN LOOTBOXES

watching a few innings of a baseball game & shitposting before i return to drawing smut

i'll probably idle on bloodborne for summons meanwhile

>>387952925

downtime between matches

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because i have crippling depression and want to kill myself

I'm playing gachashit on my phone and browing /v/ at the same time.

I think I got cancer just from typing that, but it is what it is.

>>387952925
because you can play a 3ds and browse the web at the same time with little inconvenience

Just woke up and catching up on what's new. Gonna get around to GTAV in a bit though.

>>387952925
Id fuck her would y'all fuck her?

Because I'm in the car.

>>387952925
>Not a guy
Shit thread thanks for wasting my time

>>387953605
Him I'd fuck him fixed it for you anon.

>>387953605
at this point, i'd fuck anything that'd let me

>>387952925
Because The Last of Us gave me a headache and I'll be going to bed soon. I have Shadowverse opened right this instant, though.

>>387952925
Because i'm still waiting for Honey Select to finish downloading.

>>387953865
same

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Watching Trump. Will continue persona later

>>387952925
Because I dont feel like doing anything
Not doing the shit I need to, not doing the shit I normally enjoy, nothing
I've got a small itch to try Half life again and actually finish it, but I've already got a lot of games in progress

>>387952925
Because I'm browsing /v/ during my game design lecture.

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>>387953605
I wonder how it feels to be a girl that isn't ugly as sin and have 60-99% of everything ever said about or to you be sexual in nature.

Imagine you were a naturally attractive girl, but were otherwise yourself as you are now. Maybe just some chump who wants to play video games and not be a slut, yet guys and even girls everywhere can't help but judge you or see you as nothing more than something that's fuckable.

Maybe that's not a good enough description. What if I was OP's pic but not a trap and wearing something normal and not picwhoring but my friend who's over snapchatted anyway and it caught fire and I suddenly had to deal with the reality that thousands, up to millions in the worst case scenario, of fucking weirdos and fat greasy chimps wanted to be three miles inside me?

Think about that. Doesn't that sound fucking awful? Or am I just a boring prude?

>Talk to a few trannies online
>They're all emotionally damaged beyond repair
>All they ever talk about is sex and how they wish they were a girl and how they're suicidal all the time

Where do I go to meet trannies that aren't complete whackos?

>>387954306
sounds great to have that much attention, but I have a fetish for people lusting over me so maybe that's it

>>387954306

My gf says it's annoying how guys check her out. That every time she talks to.someone they try to turn it into flirting.

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>>387954321
Cosplay conventions.

because i have a horrible pounding ear infection asshole

>>387954306
It definitely sounds weird as fuck, I'd have no idea how to deal with any amount of positive reactions honestly
but at the same time, it might be a bit nice knowing that it didn't look like trash, and help my self image a bit

>>387952925
Because I went to the beer store and now I'm waiting for the train

>>387954527
you'd have a better chance of finding a mentally stable tranny at a support group

>>387954565
How did you get an ear infection in your asshole?

>>387952925
cuz vidya and the world is pissing me off

>all of my ex friends are a bunch of anti-trump lefties
>i broke up with the gf after finding out she did a gangbang when she was 19
>just about every game is filled with too many bugs dlc and microtransactions
>even my family makes me sick as they are a bunch of lefties

/v/ and /pol/ are the only things i have that the lefties cucks sjws and retards haven't ruined.

>>387954565
Lewd.

>>387954321
You don't. They're all crazy. It's why so many of them go into pornography and prostitution.

>>387952925
I am eating a apple

>>387954306
How do you feel about gay men checking youout or placing their hand on your shoulder and flirting with you? This is literally how women feel around strange men all the time, it's actually hilarious to see straight guys go "i don't mind that he is gay, but if he tries any gay stuff on me i will headbutt him you know? Cus i ain't no gay bro!"

That feeling of threat for no reason you feel is how girls feel around you.

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Because playing Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice with headphones while sleep deprived is a bad combo.

I'm at work

>>387952925
I'm at work procrastinating and I'm bored of Doom wads at the moment.

>>387953834
>him

I'd still fuck em.

>>387954936
This. Night shift represent.

>>387952925
I'm playing a vn, so I just check the threads every 30 minutes or so

>>387954738
Your not aline man, everyone knows the far left is fucking insane. Just find some like minded people

>>387954797
but we don't have any problem with them unless they try something. Girls act like assholes to men like us even when we try to just have a regular conversation

>>387954797
literally been in the situation many times because one of my best friends is gay and his fag friends hit on me all the time. i dont see the big deal.

maybe women should stop acting like every male that smiles at them is gonna brutally rape their asshole if given the chance

>>387954306

Yeah, but there's an exploitable system there. It's not as expansive as the male spec tree, but the rewards hang much lower.

If you want to do whatever the fuck you want and you're born a girl, you have this method of abusing sex appeal to get what you want. Ignoring that would be like playing a rogue but ignoring stealth mechanics. They're there for you to succeed. You don't have to like it, but it's the edge up you've been given to achieve your goals.

>>387952925
Because I just finished Metal Gear Rising, done with vidya for tonight

So you guys still able to play vidya huh. Here I just wasted my time browsing 4chan all days and didn't feel like playing or doing anything.

>>387954738
>"HURR FUCKING LEFTIES ARE THE REASON I'M ALONE!!!"
>Most likely alienated his friends and family members by being a meme-spewing fuccboi from r/the_donald who never shut the fuck up whenever someone insulted his orange daddy

The other 2 things tho I agree with

>>387952925
pausing from time to time to read a ff6 guide, download something and shitpost in /v/ and play ff6.

>>387954797
Lol, women.

>>387954306
>>387954797
>>387955275
what the fuck
op just asked why people aren't playing video games

>>387952925
Because I'm tired and depressed and I don't play dota when I'm tired and depressed

>>387955261
Your situation is specific. If more girls had guy ont friends then they would also feel like you. My friend group growing up had a girl in it and she was never uncomfortable with us... I mean, she fucked around with all of us at least once as we were growing up, jerking us off and even taking a virginity or two but thats not the point.

>>387955484

fucking newfags I swear

>>387952925
I feel like Stan Marsh in that shit episode whenever I don't have XD. I still enjoy it but the first day is never fun. That being said, I'm watching championship boxing and completing quests on MHGen about every 20 minutes. I'm actually having fun I'm just super irritable.

>>387955484
>DUDE "VIDEO GAMES" LMAO

pathetic.

>>387954306
>Doesn't that sound fucking awful?

>dress slutty and make funny voices in camera
>get donations every day for doing nothing

Awful indeed

>>387954797
It's completely different faggot. If girls and not a gay men did that it would be awesome

>>387955484
>Starting a thread with a image more interesting than your topic

He was literally asking for it

>>387955991
Yes you ass, but you are forgetting about the strength and size dynamic men have over women. When a gay guy is around you he has all these atributes that womwn do not, and he probably wants to fuck you. Suddenly, you feel a bit "threatened" (well most guys seem to)

>>387952925
XBOX LIVE is down.

>>387952925
Because i'm at work

>>387952925
Because XBox Live is fucked up and won't let me play any games. Was gonna see if anybody else was having this issue but I guess not. Gonna hop on Killing Floor 2.

Because I'm bored at work and I'm away from my vidya.

>>387954738

>everything pisses me off
>it's their fault not mine

Take a look in the mirror.

>>387956284
Get a ps4

I've got this insane craving to play something third person tacticool, but the new Clancy shit all blows and nothing else is jumping out.

>>387956421

Go play some old SOCOM or old Splinter Cell

You aren't gonna find any new shit like this except for TPP, which isn't the greatest

>>387956421
Play Splinter Cell Blacklist

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I'm just tired from my job.
>work at smallish national chain that's being mismanaged into the ground
>they keep cutting hours but insisting we hire more people
>old-timers getting slower and lazier
>most new hires are gone in 6-12 weeks in a cycle of being short-staffed, then overstaffed, then short-staffed again
>customers are trash or elderly
>even the jester seems to have given up
>doesn't really try to mess with people, just shouts racial slurs and lazily shoves milk out of the dairy cooler doors
>one time it even helped me get shopping carts without pulling any shit
>found it crying in the maintenance closet one night
>manager sadly tells me it's probably going to die soon
I'm waiting for a big enough excuse to quit, but since I do my job better than any new hires since I started a couple of years ago most people like me well enough to where I don't hate it, and since I'm in college I don't feel the despair of being trapped there.
I don't know what to do about the jester though, on one hand I'm a little worried but on the other I'm kind of afraid of it.

Because she blocked me and I'm trying to distract myself from my depression. Video games no longer help.

>>387952925
Dual Screens.

Game on one.
/v/ on the other.

>>387956210
I'm pretty sure (straight) guys react bad because it irks them. Not because they're scared of the guy force-raping them. It's just not a good analogy imo.

>>387952925
Transferring some games to external hard drive.
Needed something to do to kill time that wouldn't slow down the transfer.

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I was playing some pirate game and then some kameo elements of power. Just turned on the ps4 to watch some rurouni kenshin before i fall asleep. I was expecting a hidden gems thread but you faggots are obsessed with lawbreakers and crowbat memes at the moment.

>>387956210
Im not an expert but I don't think thats the same dynamic at all

>>387956734
Yes and the constant agro of a dude not hiding he wants to cum on your tits "irks" girls too anon. This isn't all about "OMG HES GONNA KILL ME" its about, "if this asshole doesn't want to stop bothering me, how am i gonna tell him to fuck off?"

>>387956574

>Waiting for a reason to quit

Update your resumé, anon. Start the job search. The hunt takes forever and you're in a much better place to negotiate on starting salaries when you aren't desperate for a new job.

>>387952925
I tab over while on loading screens

I'm tired of my life. I'm semi-homeless and may as well be better off kiling myself if I can't get it together I'm not happy as a male I have a lot of dysphoria I'm so fucking tired of being the average ugly non sociable fuck I am it fucking sucks

>>387954797
A woman has a vagina which is a sexually receptive organ. A boingus is made for penetrating. There is a fundamental difference in the mentality that existing with either of these organs produces.

To this effect, I wouldn't say women feel the same as it feels to be on the penetrating side of things, being hit on by another equipped for penetration. It's annoying I'm sure but not comparable at all because the way in which they exist sexually exist is different.

>>387952925
I was playing Splatoon 2 but then it went down for maintenance .

So BRINK is free now, I've heard it's bad but why does it bad?

>>387953834
That's a girl. I think she's like 16 in that picture. >>387952925

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>>387957564

>Buy Splatoon 2
>Can't play with friends on the same team
>Now we just play Planetside and Lawbreakers

God damnit Nintendo. Splatoon 2 turned into the "Whenever I'm alone and want to shoot stuff by myself" game. Even Splatfest require a full 4 man.

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>>387952925
Because I keep genning sets on my armor set generator and can't find one that satisfies me.

Why is Monster Hunter Frontier so hard bros?

>want to play some vidya
>lack motivation
>browsing 4chan all days instead

Help, I just want to play some games.

>>387957472
Ok anon, seeing as you won't take my anonymous word for it, put my theorey to an actual real life girl you know sometime about my gay parrelel and see what their opinion on this is. Lets see if most agree with me

Because I develop the "don't want to finish the game" syndrome since I played a SoulBorne game and some updates or games ruin my fav series or games (Pokemon after BW, Fire Emblem after Awakening, Paper Mario Sucker Star, Minecraft after Adventure Update aka Beta 1.8.1)

Because I don't know what to play

>>387958381
Women think everything is more difficult for them and will grasp at anything that makes them seem like more of a victim with the most astonishing lack of honor that you could ever imagine. It's exactly a part of their sexually receptive nature. They know that they are lesser beings in just about every regard so they grasp unending at every straw and cry privilege.

People on here have sad lives and therefore shitpost more than agreement.

1-3 - Furi
4-6 - GTA IV
7-9 - Nier Automata
0 - Sonic CD

My attention span needs a break. I miss marathoning.

>>387952925
Sauce on tranny op?

>>387954797
So,you're saying it's great. Last time a gay guy did this to me it helped my self esteem by a bunch and all I had to do was tell the guy that I'm not into it, he was cool with it and stopped. Just stop acting like everyone is literally raping you just by breathing in the same room and you will be fine.

>>387952925
because im playing WoW and just sitting afk in my garrison hall

>>387954306
Tits or gtfo.

I'm too tired to play vidya right now

who is the salami tsunami in the op, id fuck the shit outta her

Why are you on /v/ or playing video games when you could be pursuing your dream?
Every minute not spent working toward your goals is another minute not spent living your dream life!

>>387954738
>i broke up with the gf after finding out she did a gangbang when she was 19

If it was before you guys were together who cares

>>387956553
Blacklist literally gave Clancy cancer and he died 2 months later.

>>387963746
SHREKTED

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>>387954306
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/

Take your pick.

>>387954306
>Doesn't that sound fucking awful?
How is everyone thinking you're attractive ever going to be awful?

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>>387952925
I suffer from fatigue and am too tired to play them.

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>>387952925
I have no friends to play videogames with anymore.

>>387954306
No, it's great to have that kind of attention. What sucks is that other people will be envious of it, and shame you for it unless you act like it annoys you.

>>387965559
Who brought dishonor to themselves by giving Tomoko tits?

>>387965472
>>387965567
What if I just want to be alone?

>>387965659
Then you wear baggy clothing and don't comb your hair. I would give anything for random women to come up and grab my ass.

>>387954306
wtf i love feminism now

>>387965659
Then stay inside. If you mean "alone" in the sexual sense, then just only ever hang out with other girls. It's not uncommon, although perhaps hard to believe for some, for women to make it into their late 30s without ever even dating because they just avoid men and give them a cold shoulder if ever approached.

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>>387953064
>the only reason people still play overwatch is to get lootboxes
>people don't even play the game, just afk
fucking lmfao

>>387966286
with such a low skill ceiling most of the playerbase might as well be plankton

>>387956574
>>doesn't really try to mess with people, just shouts racial slurs and lazily shoves milk out of the dairy cooler doors
>>one time it even helped me get shopping carts without pulling any shit
>>found it crying in the maintenance closet one night
wait, you mean like a guy in a jester costume or what? if so that's hilarious

>>387954493
>letting other men talk to your GF
cuck

>>387966661
>being that insecure in your own masculinity that you cant project alpha power
cuck

Cause the game I want to play isn't out for another week

>>387966779
>Implying she isn't cheating on you

>>387966924
>implying she isnt cheating on you
if you doubt yourself she will too

>>387952925
Went into SMT Apocalypse blind and picked the aforementioned difficulty setting, then got walled hard at Krishna. Now I need to refuse my party and its sucking my motivation out to continue. Which sucks since I've been enjoying the game up till now.