Are you hyped?

If a game uses sexualized girls then it almost always means that the game itself is shit.

This is one of those times

>>387719873
Homo detected

>>387719873
>Fake cartoon women can't look like women

I'll never understand neo-puritans.

>>387719873
sup megacuck

I am, the only reason I bothered with this game was for Risky. And Risky alone. The two of us together, alone. With her in chains and straps and cuffs and ropes in my basement and no recourse for escape. And my tools.

>>387719873
>REEE BOOBIES REEEEE

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, >>>/lgbt/ is two blocks down

>>387720051
>>387721596
>>387721691
>>387722704
Gameplay > boring poorly designed sameface fapbait

Autistic pieces of shit

>>387723071
(You)

>>387723071
Sorry, i'd rather play a game that is good with cute or cool looking characters than a game that has perfect gameplay but all the characters are untextured boxes.

>>387723132
Not an argument. Gameplay is objectively the most important thing. Not that autists would understand that

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>>387723071
How much of a faggot do you have to be to claim that those two things are mutually exclusive?

>>387723289
>Sorry, i'd rather play a game that is good with cute or cool looking characters
So then not waifushit games? After all, poorly designed characters can't be cute or cool

>>387723379
>Shantae
>Nepshit
>Pretty much every japanese game focused on "kawaii waifus"

Yep, that seems to be the case. If a game is focused on girls then that means it's trying to distract you from the shit gameplay. If someone cared about the game, they'd design a character who actually fits with the gameplay style

>>387723407
Sorry, opinions exist. I don't think generic dudes with buzzcuts or generic men in suits of armor are particularly cool by virtue of not being girls.

>>387719645
Risky is best girl. Therefor this is the best.

>>387723985
>I don't think generic dudes with buzzcuts or generic men in suits of armor are particularly cool
That's what I said. Generic poorly designed characters can't be cool or cute. Both extremes are fucking garbage and the only

>>387719645
I miss the sexier portrait designs from pirates curse, the actual gameplay's look is a huge improvement over pixelshit though so it evens out.

>>387723660
Shantae has always had good gameplay. Though Half genie hero is rather bad due to his linearity and shortness.

>>387724335
I don't think Shantae's characters are poorly designed.

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>>387719645
I bought this game on my wiiu and now I don't play on my wiiu anymore, why can't I get a discount to port it over to my switch instead

>>387719873
Fuck off pixelfag

>>387719645
it's coming?when?

>>387724725
August 29th

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>>387719645
>>387724552
Do you think they shave their pubes?

>>387724552
The portraits from RR are way better than HGH.

>>387719645
I guess risky was inspired on Tron bonne, right?

Damn I want to cum on her tummy.

>>387719873
I've seen a few videos, and to contradict the horny teens here, yes, Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero looks like fucking shit.

get to the porn-posting already

>>387724867
heh that image looks like escaflowne

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>>387725413
:^)

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>>387725196

lets just skip to the weird stuff

>>387725521
delete this

>>387725521

risky actually looks convincing

>>387725521
>turning them into 10 year old boy ass

>>387725413
this actually bothered me when I first played the game as it came so out of left field for no good reason

>>387719873
F.P.B.P

>>387719873
While sexy =! bad, i completely agree, Shantae 1/2 is fucking bad compared to the older games

Yeah, I can't wait for Aug 29 2030 when it finally comes out

>>387727296
what?

>>387726260
Seeing that posted on /v/ was one of the main reasons I bought the game.

>>387727913
They said it's releasing Aug 29th. Given how much they love to delay things it'll be Aug 2030

>>387719645

>MUH MEDIOCRE METROIDVANIA

1/2 is unironically the best in the series because it cut the backtracking bullshit that held back Pirate's Curse/Risky's Revenge

>>387728737

>complaining about backtracking
>in a metroidvania

>>387724442
this

>>387725532
Wait so is this how Mermaids are made in their world?

>>387730709
no, they're like bootleg mermaids because real mermaids are rare to get

Almost 1 year later, no I am not hype, HGH was a letdown, I am mildly curious how this will turn out but that's it.

Hyped as fuck

>>387722704
Hey fuck you I'm gay and love tits. Don't send that puritanical trash to our board.

>>387733635
Futa isn't gay, gaynon.

Considering how shitty Half-Genie Hero is, no.

>>387733909
I'm gay for the tits.

Futa is pretty gay though. You might want to try and give our board a shot by the sounds of it. We all start in a closet. There's no shame in your curiosity.

@387719873
>all those replies

>>387719873
No..but if the only thing you ever see about that game is that it's 'le ebin waifu game xD' then there's a good chance it's trash. See Star Ocean, Gravity Rush, every Korean MMO, every Japanese waifu game franchise with so many games they started using Roman numerals.

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So should I buy HGH or what?

>>387734261
please be in london

>>387734670
i'll let you know when risky's mode hits, it's really the only mode i care about right now, unless bolo gets something involving risky too

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>absolver and riskymode release on the same day
>hyper universe early access in 4 days
Why didn't anyone tell me the end of sept would be so good.

>>387734670
No. It's fucking terrible.

>>387734670
Wait for the rerelease with all the dlc.

>>387725521
fuck

>>387735364
Pretty good month

>>387735364
>>387736314
>sept
I meant aug