STARCRAFT REMASTERED

>>387172821
>playing the campaign
Why is /v/ so casual?

Is the ladder dead? I'm on EU and searching for 3 minutes now.

>>387172821
the mass recall mod is better than this shit anyway

>>387173716
ded game

>playing the campaign
you're pig disgusting

>>387172821
I've been saying this all the time without anyone listening. First of all, half the portraits look nothing like their original ones, but they also lack like half the fucking frames the old ones got.

Why did they choose to draw the portraits by hand? Why couldn't they just make them top of the line CGI, like it was back in the day??

HAHAHA DUDE INCONTROL PUT ON A FUNNY VOICE LAMO

>>387174029
>hating on /ourguy/

>>387174109
Kill yourself.

>>387172821
Does this thing run on windows xp? I hope this doesn't kill bisu's stream.

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>blizzard hypes the fuck out of the game saying it's starcraft: options edition
>all the pre-release footage has the old animated portraits used in the new HD engine
>finally releases
>just a fucking checkmark to click for HD
>can't swap out anything like portraits or menu background
>can't fucking zoom out unless you're in spectator mode

Someone better mod this in I can't stand nublizzards shitty artists.

artosis and tasteless are so nice, pretending to find incontrol's shitty humor funny

>watch the day9 stream
>boring as fuck game
>go back playing dota 2

wew

>>387174370
>shitty humor funny
maybe they actually do, dum autist

>>387174360
Don't forget
>Real time lightning is not selectable unless you have 2.2 GB vram, and sometimes it won't even be selectable if you have.

>>387172821
holy FUCK that firebad looks bad

>>387173929
I wouldnt even mind if they just used the old ones on higher resolution like they did with the cinematics. hell, even leave them exactly as they were if they were unable to up the res. what did they was unaceptable

>>387173716
yee, matchmaker not included in free version

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>>387172821
>It may not be tomorow, darlin', it may not even happen with an army at my back. But rest assured; I'm the man who's gonna kill you one day. I'll be seeing you.

This shit is a fucking disaster, let's go back to Dota 2 already

>>387174708
Really makes me wonder what that "enhanced narrative" is gonna do to the story.

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>>387173929
are you sure about that?

I like pretty red-head kerrigan... as apposed to late 90s industrial rock pre-matrix trench coat hype gothic kerrigan with dredds.

>>387174881
All they ended up doing was putting old CGI renders of battlecruisers and shit behind those blocks of text that used to just be on black screen to look less bland

>>387172821
Zerg and Protoss actually look decent.
Makes me wonder if they all had separate teams

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>all of that pointless clicking around

>>387174360

>can't fucking zoom out unless you're in spectator mode

Of course not you dumb fuck, it would completely ruin the balance of the game.
Fuck off noob.

Take this to /vg/ if you're gonna make multiple generals

>>387175452
Protoss are the worst. They gave them the starcraft 2 morphology

>>387174813
we dont want you

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>>387174360
Yeah they're jews. It's a cash grab

>>387174916
Fuck you

>>387173716
>using the matchmaker when teh majority is playing custom games

>>387175707
>presale unlocks

why is horse armour a selling point on this graph

>tfw playing ladder against all these newbies
>just doing the most obnoxious cheese every game and raping them

Can someone tell me how to update my version of starcraft?

>>387174360
>>can't fucking zoom out unless you're in spectator mode
why are you even bothering to post if you don't know jack fucking shit about the game? Of course you can't.

>Get the itch to play SC and SC2 again from watching this
>Open up the launcher
>SC1 is 5.50 gigs, SC2 is 30 gigs

What the fuck.

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Where is my nigga HuK at?

>>387172821
>South Korea’s PC cafe owners have accused Blizzard Entertainment of breaching the local antitrust law by introducing a new fee system for “Starcraft: Remastered,” a high-definition remake of the firm’s smash-hit PC strategy game “Starcraft.”
>The Korean PC bang association has taken issue with Blizzard’s new policy to charge PC cafes between 203 and 233 won (20 cents) per PC per hour for offering the new Starcraft game to visiting players.
>In the case of the original “Starcraft,” Korean PC bangs purchased the game package one-off and were not required to pay any additional fees.

http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20170814000693

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>>387175901
Stop defending old game mechanics that blizzard themselves fixed but refuse to put into the base game/custom as an option to play with.

>>387176003
raging in the Overwatch community I think

>>387172821
the portraits are great you turbo autist

>>387176045

that's pretty horseshit and i hope blizz gets fucked in court

>>387175983
For real man, dont bother with SC2. I gave in and bought LotV after taking years break from SC2. Played 2 games and quit. It's shit. Stick to BW or bust.

>>387176003
>be suk
>be a manlet canadian
>can't do anything but warpgate aggression

i automatically tuned out of overwatch when I found out he was trying to old boys club it

>>387175707
>Starcraft: Remastered is released
>Same custom matchmaking style as SC2
>No server browsing, just clicking on maps and praying someone else wants to play too
>SC: Remastered Arcade becomes yet another DOTA circlejerk

>>387176070
>put into new games
fine, no problem there

>add to existing games with tight balances and metas

yeah how about we hit the brakes on this one

you realise that adding random features and shit to games affects balance right?

people like their game how it is

who is this shampoo guy and why do we care

>>387176070
Can't refine perfection

>>387176270
>add one line of code that states that you can't use it in matchmaking

Wow, that was hard. Gotta please the gookclickers though!

>>387175867
can someone help me please

>>387176527
Are you using the B.Net Launcher?

Questions:
Can you play all the old UMS maps with remastered graphics and features? Can non-remastered and remastered players play together in UMS maps?

If so we should set up a /v/ game night and play some old Desert Strike and tower defense fun shit.

>>387176609
no

4 pool is fun.

>mah back

everyone's getting old

>>387176527
Updating is fucked if you didn't download the game through the Blizzard launcher. Go to your install directory and run the application called Starcraft Launcher. That's what worked for me.

>>387174916
I'm sorry, but how could one person have such shit taste.

>>387176727
bnet launcher. There is even an icon for SC on the side bar now.

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I can't go back to hearthstone casting after remembering how good the SC casting pool is

Anyone on the US West server?

>>387177254
hearthstone casters are pure trash, how have you even watched that shit for so long

Someone linked some general strats for the races in the last thread, but i need something even more basic, like general hints or tutorials. Please someone

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Artosis playing?

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>>387175707
>enhanced narrative
Uh-oh, what did they do?

>>387177480
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Portal:Beginners

Have fun, anon.

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>>387177254
>>387177409
They aren't that bad.

I've never watched a single game of HS, this is your chance to actually prove me incorrect. The bigger trainwrecks you can show me, the better.

wtf happened to tasteless arm

>>387177613
suzie broke it after an escapade

>>387177480

always build units

>Legion dude fucks off from commentary couch to play 3v3
>it's just the Plott bros left
>thisgonbegud.jpg
>fucking incontrol invades

RUINED

>>387173929
>'ve been saying this all the time without anyone listening.
Because Blizzdrones, they swarm over from the Overcancer generals. New portraits look like trash, completely ruined the artstyle the original had and replaced it with the shitty cheap SC2 look.

>>387177613
shoved it in some zipperhead's plastic pussy and it was too tight

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>>387174916
>new Kerrigan better

How many Drones/SCV/Probes I should put in each mineral unit? And how many in each gas?

>>387172821
Gah, I'm so fucking mad about what they did to the Adjutant portrait.
The ruined it

>>387177742
Why you defending fucktard gay9 tho?

>incontrol leg jiggle
i can't stop watching it

> Join some shitty tower defense map
> THIS PART IS SLOW GO SMOKE A JOINT XD
God fucking damnit

>>387176613

yes

why is the zerg hatch liquid hot magma?

>>387176613
The only thing free players can't access is ladder and matchmaking (which don't even work right now)
Besides that you can play customs with regular edition players

>>387178130
because char

>>387178130
it's the preorder skin

>>387178195
yeah but why

So why am I not getting my good goy preorder skins?

>>387177857
3 in each gas and 2 on each mineral unit

is fartosis playing in the actual tourny?

>>387176854
okay it works now

>>387177124
I don't think that works now

>>387178248
my guess is this>>387178192

>>387178160
I was told mm works theres just no ranking implemented yet

>>387176045
Honestly, fuck bangs and fuck worst Corea. Cheap, easy business to run and there's almost no overhead outside of equipment costs and electricity/internet, why shouldn't they pay cents on the hour to a company that's made them so much money?

> this option requires 2.2gb of VRAM
o-ok
;_;

>>387178440
because blizzard made them buy the new game. And those assholes at blizzard have disabled the ranked and matchmaking. What assholes

>>387178579
textures man
that's what memory is for
and that's what the remaster is--texture update

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS, its time for us to play some classic UMS maps.

If anyone would like to join me for some EVOLVES:
game name: /v/
pass: rage
On US EAST

Here's a discord if anyone wants to join here as well: https://discord.gg/Nj2yYd

>>387178659
>US EAST
hit my nostalgia

getting out of here before i waste more time on this trash

>whitera and machine are twitch staff
when did this happen

so i can constantly delete and remake accounts to reset stats?

>>387178824
but the reason matchmaking is remastered only is to stop that from happening

>>387178925
I don't think it stops you.
The only annoying thing is that the accounts you make on scbw now are now tied to your bnet account.

>>387177542
Change some dialogue to better"fit" Starcraft 2.
Like the betray of Kerrigan is now words to words the one from the 2.

>>387172821
>op not linking the event
https://www.twitch
.tv/day9tv

missing the only good commentary done in esports

>>387174428
I like RTS and TBS, but I simply don't understand the appeal of MOBAs. I got decent enough to win pugs play carry okay enough, but it all feels too rigid. It's like I'm playing competitive grinding that revolves around flowcharts and setplay.

>>387179162
>hyuck hyuck hyuck is good commentary

>>387179196
>this is what dotards believe

>>387179162

anyone not watching is missing out

That reminds me, was incontrol a neonazi or something, why did he use 88 in his old handles

>>387174360
hell yeah i would

>>387179367
he's 29, dummy

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>this stream

>>387179248
>HEY STOP TALKING YOU PANELISTS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY RANDOM AVERAGE SKILL PUB GAMES HYUCK HYUCK

>>387179436
How convenient

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>>387179467

>>387179617

actually anyone got the HD duran portrait?

Is there any way for me to watch them playing without hearing these guys go full retard every 5 minutes?

>>387179739
push the mute button

>>387179739

just grab a drink and chill out bro

>>387178925
but as a shitter im glad to know there's zero "impact" on my account, no reason to have ladder anxiety here

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>the banter on the day9 stream
holy fuck

>>387179739
yes, this super serious tournament requires a higher level of casting

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>>387179739

>>387179739

There is a very convenient thing on video players that allow you to adjust the volume. You can even mute them completely.

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I've missed artosis' laugh

You guys aren't lying about the hyucks, Day9 is losing his goddamn mind.

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This fucking stream.

STRAYA CANNONS, CUNT

What a fucking turd of a remaster. I've never seen a good one, but this one is fucking insulting.

>>387179948
hyuck is newfag dotard tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FiyNoLzmPA

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Best fucking SC stream ever

>>387179843
>>387179916
It would be nice to hear the sound effects in the game, I want to hear the audio overhaul.

HYUCK

So, I'm reading about strats and shit, the best way to start playing is jumping online and sticking to some strategy?

Guys

go in game and press F5

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>>387179948
He knows he's going to have to go back to casting DOTA 2, of course he's going insane.

>>387180056

just make sure to build a lot of units. the rest is secondary

>>387180038

Mute stream, put Terran/Zerg/Protoss 1-3 on shuffle.

>>387172821

The original portraits had literal garbage models blurred by shadows that hid all the shitty details

I have missed this banter. This is some peak fucking tasteless here

>>387180156
Dude's got to be the most relaxed he's been in months after TI pressure.

>>387180056
just 4pool every game, you'll eventually get a win ratio above 50

>>387180256
tasteless can handle incontrol's banter with ease so it's a nice mesh

the hd spore colonies look fantastically gross

>>387180440
the sunken colonies are great too
fuckin' tentacle dickings on everything

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>tfw too broke to spend $15 on this
i just want to play

his name is grack

>>387180440
The gonorrhea hatchery is cool too, in retrospect I should have pre-ordered

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>>387180684
You can still play normal starcraft against people playing the people playing remastered fine, and normal starcraft is free

>>387180684

sd bw is free

>>387180749
the greyecken

>>387180684

Get a job fag

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some tell fatburger to shut the fuck up

>25 kill templar

nice

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I'm just happy to play this in HD

broodwar discord for /v/g/
https://discord.gg/BfXq9y3

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guys I haven't touched sc2 since like 2012

who was the older polish(?) dude that everyone loved
is he here?

these casters call themselves nerds but they're literally the chaddiest chads possible

>>387181531
fuck off

THE LEGEND
THE MYTH
FARTOSIS

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who remembers mr snibbles

who is the blonde faggot?

he just keeps talking retarded shit

>>387181608
having a chat channel is a good thing you autist

>>387181679
that's incontrol and if you can't comprehend him or appreciate his asshattery then you might be retarded

>>387181697
no its not retard

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>>387181664

>>387181575
Draco?
He was here, the other blonde guy-- https://clips.twitch
.tv/TolerantFitDoveRaccAttack

>>387181679
Are you talking about Geoff "iNcontroL" Robinson?

>>387181590
tasteless is like the loveable chad nerd who you can't hate. Artosis has serious autism level understanding of starcraft though.

>>387181761
No one circlejerks so far. It's chill

>>387181575
White-Ra

IS HE HERE GUYS??

>>387181859
yeah, he's in the loser's bracket with draco

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what's his name again?

>>387179035
just check the "old campaign voices" option

SO HOW'S THE REMASTER?

Any glaring flaws? Is it the best remaster ever made? Worth $15?

>>387181730
fuck off, that faggot is obnoxious as shit

literally r e d d i t

>>387181908
the fuck dammit
turning it off now

>>387181987
ladder ranking and matchmaking seem bugged but otherwise it's good, worth the $15 if you liked the original

>>387181987

some of the sprites are a bit wonky but it's mostly ok

never pay for vidya

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>>387181972
but i kinda like the new ones...

>>387181931
guys what happened to EG? I know their Dota 2 team bought the brand and everything after making millions and millions. They drop the sc2 team a long while ago?

Is Idra here or did he take up cooking lmao

>>387181531
this is a reddit link

>>387181931
InCholesterol
>>387182104
EG dropped their SC2 division a looooong time ago

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>>387182094

Anyone else on a massive nostalgia trip?
My fucking cheeks hurt from laughing at the stream.
I just want to watch day9 and tastosis every day.

>>387182168
lol how does inconfat make money now

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>>387182172
Same.

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>>387182171
we can play this game a long time...

What is the best way to group units/buildings?

1 for Nexus/hatchery/Command center

What else?

Also, I do need to keep babysitting my nexus all the time to put new workers to work?

>>387182257
his supermodel wife pays for him while he hosts warhammer 40k tournies

>>387172821
LAZY BLIZZARD
Couldn't these rich fuckers hire some more 3d artists to add a couple more animations to the portraits? 1 fucking talking and 1 idle anim was ok 20 years ago but its fucking 2017 now.

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>>387182172
me
this is great

>>387182318
Damn that ended up sticking? Proud of him I guess

>>387182280

i bet she's halfway to looking like an old babushka now

>need to start game in sd so the cursor starts on top of cc/nexus/hatchery

meh, kinda annoying

>>387182353
yeah, they have some funny streams where anna prosser is sitting in his lap while she plays crusader kings 2

>>387181987
the new textures could have been better imo, but they are alright certainly an improvement

the new voices (both campaign and unit ones) are surprisingly faithful to the original but they just aren't the same. thankfully there's an option that lets you replace them with the old ones

new cinematics are the same but in higher quality

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>>387182359
2D doesn't age

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jeez they all gained weight

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>>387182172
Fucking hell, I know, I've been laughing like a motherfucker for five hours. Plott brothers make such a fucking great banter combo, I wish they would cast together but no games would ever actually get commentated because they would talk shit the whole time.

>>387182473
>day9's youtube avatar
>what he looks like in his videos
You'd think they'd have some self respect

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>this Artosis bullying
lmao

>>387182172
A few centuries from now some deep space mining operation will discover my sides lost in some asteroid field.

>>387182565
I can't stop laughing fuck

>>387182439

how are the HUDs? iirc Terran and Zerg looked good but Protoss looked off

>>387182565

artosis traded his chin for an infinite love of starcraft and he's never regretted it for a second

>>387182565
I'm fucking dying.

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Bully stream is live

>>387172821

cyka pidor

>>387182393
dang that's cute

>>387178925
I'm pretty sure that he meant the "profiles" that you can create and switch between

>>387182516
>no games would ever actually get commentated because they would talk shit the whole time.

I'd watch it. Shit I'd watch a tastosis talkshow as well.
Fund it.

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I'm dying here, jesus christ. This is the best SC stream I've seen in years

This stream is everything I ever wanted out of Starcraft.

>artosis and tasteless will never leave south korea to save the western blizzard game casting scene

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Why are they so mean?
It's glorious.

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>>387172821
SCV good to go sir.

>>387183008
Because they're friends.

>Day9 actually trying to explain shit
>Tasteless being cool as usual
>Deadpool next to them doing random obnoxious shit

Really makes you think.

>>387182286

please respond

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THE TOSIS DON'T LOSE FOCUS

I have 4gb of old ums maps like xmen rpg insane and ling bounds. Cant wait to play sum lurker defense 18way with bros

>>387182954
it's a shame they usually lose most of their humor whenever they leave GSL for shit like WCS finals in California

do normal people really have this much fun with their friends?

>>387183053
it's a solid combination

>artosis factory

>>387172821

Holy shit. These guys are real assholes. Making fun of their apperances? Really? That's about as low as you can go. Fuck these assholes.

>>387183109
Probably because Blizzard is no fun allowed

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>>387183109
>tasteless shouting

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LEL artosis choking like fuck

>>387183092
>fresh artosis faces
this is the best day ever

>>387182286
>>387183065
The control group thing is personal.
You generally hotkey your starting CC, but when you expand you can choose between control groups or simple camera hotkeys.
You should get used to use camera hotkeys instead of hotkeys for buildings, early is fine but when you get to the mid/late it's unfeasible.

In fact, you should get used to do everything as manual as possible, control groups in this game are pretty limited, when you play a game that goes to maxed armies you'll understand.

>Also, I do need to keep babysitting my nexus all the time to put new workers to work?
Yes, no other way around it.

>>387183120
Why would anyone here know?

>>387183140
The first two, yes.

>>387183120
It's a special occasion, they're celebrating the death of SC2

>>387183109
To be fair, this is basically a bunch of longtime friends having a LAN party.

>>387183109
blizzard have a no fun rule in all their games big events

>that zoomout
unf

>>387183120
when i kill myself i hope i can get a second chance at life and actually make long lasting relationships
or just feel nothing for the rest of eternity, whatever

>wrong face
losing my shit

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>That artosis facecam

>>387183120
no, all these commentate for a living, they're naturally talkitive people. You also need people who are all interested and knowledgeable about one topic to have a good discussion. Normal people can't talk shit like this without being boring

actually a decent game
props to fartosis

>he talks to himself i love it
fucking dying over here

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C A R R I E R S
A
R
R
I
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W E T F A R T O S I S 4 2 0

even at a "low" level this game is so much more interesting to watch than sc2

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>>387176045
christ, fuck blizzard and fuck you if you buy this game.

>>387183789
whoa hey there longdongsilver

>>387183835
im actually the real longdongsilver

>>387183789
Who was poopfeast420?

[hatred of protoss intensifies]

NEW TOSIS FACES

>>387176045
wow, they're really doing that?

they keep sabotaging SC, all the shit at the start of sc2 from the huge licensing fees for tournaments to this

He looks like he's smelling a shit.

imagine if somebody bantered your face this much, I'd kill myself

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the HD goliath is both one of the best HD sprites and one of the most dissimilar from vanilla

>was a minor avatarfag in SC2 threads before there was /vg/
>see this thread
Miss the days of tournament threads on here.

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>artosis ended up with a thicc gf and a kid
>incontrol married a model
>day9 is a rich shill
>tasteless ended up an alcoholic with no passion

huh, if you told me all those in 2010 i wouldn't have believed you

>turtle 30 minutos
>lose

Based artosis

>>387184209
the day9 part was very obvious

>>387184209
post artosis gf

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gg

>>387184169
where do the missiles shoot from?

HD lifted CCs don't look right

>>387184209
i would still choose to be tasteless over any of the others

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>>387184181
who /musky/ here

>Make Carrier
>Win

Nice game starbabs

>>387184450
it's a useful talent toi have

>>387184209
>bangs korean hookers and does blow all day
>asl brought his passion back
I think he's doing okay

>>387184382

i think they're supposed to come from the arms while the mg is in the dick pod

but at the same time the arms light up when it fires at a ground target so i dunno

>>387184505

yeah tasteless is way better than a few months ago

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>>387184329
I don't think I've ever seen a full picture of her, this is the only one I have of her when artosis qualified in season 1 or 2 of gsl

>>387184209
>idra faded into irrelevancy, was expelled when he went too far, and is now studying a career when he's almost 30

>>387172821
Who actually plays like this? It's giving me a headache just trying to watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIIMjPErK4&t=1m15s

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>when some Protoss faggot builds on your gas

>>387184640
I actually went through my music folder the other day and found the old gsl folder full of music

WE ALL HAVE A STORY TO TELl

>>387184609
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQRJAkMhKKg

>>387183990
poopfeast420 here

>stole the refinery

just playing the game

>stole eight gas too

bm bm!

This is like Homestory Cup but less forced and cringe. I love it.

>>387183229

>camera hotkey

Is this a thing? I play this fucking game since I'm a kid and i had no idea that exist

Is there some list of full "hidden" shortcuts?

>>387172821
>I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Krogan armor in the Citadel.

>>387184640
GREETINGS FROM SEOUL KOREA

>>387184743
jaedong's fpvods are so uncomfy because of his loud keyboard

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>>387184593
How did he retire? I jumped out in 2013 when he was already irrelevant

>>387184802
>Is there some list of full "hidden" shortcuts?

Legends tell of a mystic papyrys included in the physical release. Mystics call it a Man u al

>>387184882
Audio mixing is important, kids.

>>387184906
got kicked out of eg because he was rude to someone on TL forums

>>387184802
Shift(or Control, I'm never quite sure unless i'm inside a game)+F keys will bind your current camera location to that F key.

This is pretty useful, pros usually bind a location to rally their units, and the location of all their infrastructure, and that way they can quickly change their rally by rotating between the two positions, selecting a different building each time.

That is generally the most efficient way of managing your infrastructure, using a controlgroup per building just stops being possible at some point, that's only recommendable on the early game.

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>>387180684
>tfw I could buy 1000 copies of this but I refuse to give Blizzard any money

>>387184439
>musky
>5000x5000
>READY TO ROAR
>1st for x
>PASSION
>find match anxiety
>julyzerg devouring the competition
>Keen
>BRUE FRAME HERRION
>fruitdealer GONNA GIVE ALL MY SECRETS AWAY
>boxer code S run
>maek marine
Take me back

wtf there's a dude in the turret

didn't incontrol used to be a nazi? i think he used to have 88 in his name too

>>387172821
dis gus ting

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>the man in the turret

>>387185109
there was always a guy in the turret

>tfw played my first ladder game in BW
>had no idea what I was doing, just maek zealots
>my enemy didn't say anything, tried to bust my nat twice and quitted when he failed the last time

D-did I do good guys?

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>>387172821
Blizzard is now an asian company. No americans involved. From asians to asians.

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>>387184980
I guess that's fitting

>>387185095
you forgot NIGBA'S ASS

>>387185120
he's 29 dummy

>>387185120
you asked this question an hour ago

>>387185183
yuo did gud
but not coming up with an actual strategy or following the thousand build orders documented online will eventually mean you'll have a 20% winrate

>>387185183

If you're new to SC here's a great tip:

>make loads of units
>bm in the chat as best you can
>when your opponent is triggered and replying stim up his ramp

>SCV is now a nigger
Fuck Blizzard

>>387185205

it really couldn't have ended any other way

>>387184949

I still have the manual here, good times.

>>387184982

Thanks, but why it won't work with F1?

>>387185183
>>387185329
The game is more fun at first if you just kind of mess around like this. My best times in BW are still just messing around with my friends and doing silly stuff.

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>>387185370
he looked like he was black before

>>387185434
I think it's because F1 is the natural hotkey for the Help screen.
Maybe you can unbind it with the new Hotkeys menu.

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>>387185095
>all that behind the scenes drama that kept leaking
>the best girls
>the best boys
>the best memes

early rough sc2 was the best scene compared to the current stale esports shit

>>387174360
Thats a cute girl

>these ramps
>Remastered

can they hurry the fuck up with the d2 lod remaster

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Did the vulture always have that bandana wrap on his head? And it feels wrong having the view be that far out.

>>387185568
Why was Haypro so savage?

>>387185507

For some reason there is no option to rebind F1, for what purpose

>>387185370
He was always a slave

>>387185665
d1 is the only good diablo game
now fuck off

>>387185607
those ramps are glitched into the map

Anyone else get StarCratft Classic on their launcher?

>moonglade

I forgot about him, I still remember when he was dating kellymilkies and she dumped him literally hours before he was going to play in gsl and hooked up with huk the same day

I can't believe she managed to snag that dota2 guy and leech millions off him, he's literally raising his wifes son

>>387185831
does it show up if you don't own remastered?

>>387185665
>wanting a d2 lod remaster
you know they won't fix the duping problem, right?

>>387185370
>the only terran black dude is lowest-rung builder unit

I'm surprised they didn't race-change one of the other units to black to avoid being called out but it seems no one really gives a shit

>>387185951
I want to drown myself in soj and 6% wf

>artosis' hair is so thin you can see his bald head

>>387185196
So is most 3D work in games just exported overseas now?

>artosis' thinning hair
shit man
his genetics really fucked him

You guys told me mech was good in this game.
You cunts lied to me.

>>387186073
>>387186107

lol if you got ladyhair

>>387186107
dude's in his 30s
it's inevitable for most men

>>387175585
gotta keep up those APMs

>>387186128

it is good

you're bad

>taking a bite after someone else just took a bite
WHAT THE FUCK GROSS

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>>387186181
his hair wasn't great 8 years ago

>>387185967
Duran was black and he wasn't a stereotype

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tell me someone capped artosis feeding tasteless the pizza

I will literally only play this if I can select more than 16 units at a time and if they fixed the pathing
someone please answer this for me

>>387186309

you want a game called "Starcraft 2"

>>387186309
GIT GUD
I
T

G
U
D

>>387186309
Yes, they fixed it completely.
Buy it.

>>387186309
you wont be playing this

>>387186309
this fucked me up earlier trying to ling muta against ai

>>387186309
There is always SC2 for that bud

>getting a gg out of grack

genuinely impressive

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>grack

>>387186370
>>387186372
>>387186378
>>387186397
>>387186420
>>387186531
if they couldnt fix that what was the fucking point

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they really did need to roll grack out of retirement for this

>>387172821
>they replaced the gore with ugly blood splats
it's shit

>>387185370
They whitewashed Kerrigan tho.

I take it they didn't remaster the cutscenes.

tfw ladder anxiety