What happens in 2025?

/v/ talks about videogames instead of celebrities

I wish I was an eceleb with terrible artists :(

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>mfw Matt went from face of TBFP to the most hated

>>387110018
V I D E O G A M E S

>>>/b/

>>387110756
>They finally got Matt to let them change the channel name to Super Best Friends Play

Take that you fat fuck

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>>387110401
never

>>387110018
>actually watching fat, ugly, fake friend substitutes/online babysitters
>investing your time into their boring fucking lives as a substitute for human interaction
Jesus christ that's beyond pathetic

>>387112560
>leaving your house if you don't have to
>talking to other people if you don't have to

Go away

>>387110828
This is video games, suck my dick faggot

end yourself nigger

>>387110018
I unironically miss Liam.

I hope they bring in someone good to replace him.

>>387113545
I don't.

Their videos are way more watchable without him and I don't miss him playing butthurt devils avocado on the podcast

>Matt was the first one to start streaming
>Pat decides to start a stream because he was bored
>Pat's stream is instantly more popular
>Woolie starts a personal youtube channel
>reception is super positive and people love the content he puts out
>Matt in an attempt to not be the most irrelevant starts his own youtube channel
>streams hentai games but censors them and spends minutes talking about how gross nudity is
>Viewership is already starting to drop hard

The cyberpocalypse begins.

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>>387110018
>implying they'll make it until 2025

>>387114027
>All that time he spent talking about Bible Black over the years
>All he's ever seen of it was some hentai

>>387113406
Really? What video game is in OP's? Which video game is OP's post meant to prompt discussion for?

Answer: None and none, this is an e-celeb thread.

>>387114472
And e celebs are video game related. Which is allowed. Suck my dick.

No one's forcing you to view this thread, fuck off.

>>387114589
What video game are the faggots in the OP from?

>>387114027
>some anon makes a thread about Matt's WET video being hilarious
>watch it
>it's horrible
>his history about no being given a console to test the game only made me hate him even more

It's amazing how someone can be so fucking infuriating, also fuck who ever it was that made that thread.

>>387114696
They play them, which is good enough.

>>387114801
Huh, that's not a video game I've ever heard of, it's almost like OP made a thread that isn't about a video game.
Seriously, fuck off back to lebbit or one of your containment boards, you youtube cocksucker

>>387114940
Make me fuccboi

I'm gonna bump this thread all day and nothing you can do will stop me you butthurt little bitch

I dont know what any of these people think they'll be doing when they turn 40
It was all well and good when they were roughly the same age as their audience

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>>387115210
Don't summon him.

>>387114027
>that time Matt was called out on his baby talk and had a shit fit
>his furry obsession with red pandas
>ducking out on gym training because the diet is hard and a guy gave a strange look his way
>constant vacations
>only wanting to talk about toys and movies and spoiling everything without warning

>>387115210
Why did 2snacks change so much shit in his Fallout video?

>>387112245
Haven't paid any attention to them or these threads for the last four months and didn't believe you. They actually did it though, but did they mention why at all?

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>>387110018
Given the way they live their lives, I doubt anyone but Woolie and maybe Liam will live until 2025.

Pat is likely going to die young with his gf and Matt will die of a heart attack after being an obese manchild for over a decade

>>387110401
e-celebs are the bread and butter of /v/

>>387116338
Fuck you.

Detroit will save them! Or destroy them completely.

>>387114940
By your logic anyone who discusses their experiences and reactions to games should be kicked off /v/. They are involved in the playing, reviewing, and disscussion of video games. How are the faces of the gaming community not /v/ related?

>>387115757
I remember some discussion on whether Matt has a closeted baby/child roleplay fetish. The way he acts especially around his wife... like fuck, i bet their into diaper stuff or something

>pats cat is better

>>387116667
He's fucking right though
Everytime there's an e-celeb thread, it's about how much everyone hates them and how they don't belong, but we keep having them anyway.

>>387117120
>ignore off topic thread
>off topic thread thrives
>report an off topic thread
>off topic thread lives on
>point out the off topic in an off topic thread
>/b/tards refuse to fuck off
There is no end to this bullshit.

>>387117365
You could just stop caring

>>387114940
>Mods and admins literally say "yeah e-celeb threads are allowed"
>children STILL shit their pants daily over something they can neither accept nor change
God you don't even understand how much better you stupid kids make me feel about myself, it's unreal

>>387110401
summer /v/
all these underage celebrity worshipers should be banned

>>387116987
He wears onesies in streams, what do you expect?

>>387117590
>stop caring
>kids flood in and destroy the board with ecelebs
As awful as this place is, it's the only place I can tolerate for actual fucking game discussion. Kids don't belong here and it is entirely necessary to tell the kids to fuck off to the correct boards.
>>/trash/

>>387116854
>By your logic anyone who discusses their experiences and reactions to games should be kicked off /v/.

What the fuck are you talking about, complete retard?

Video game discussion is the subject of the board

E-celeb discussion is not the subject of this board

I'm astounded that I need to type this out for someone, but here it is: video game discussion is video game discussion, but e-celeb discussion is not video game discussion.

>>387117629
>Mods and admins literally say "yeah e-celeb threads are allowed"

Link to this post.

>Youtubers playing video games are video games!
>Absolutely no posts in thread about them playing video games
>Only posts about their personal drama, health, etc

Hmmm really makes you think hmmm

How many more fighting games do they have to go through?

>>387118894
who cares

>>387110401
>/v/ talks about videogames
No, /v/ shitposts about videogames, /v/ talks about porn and other offtopic subjects.

>>387119324
haha epic meme

I was going to put effort into this post and link you to every video game discussion on /v/ right now, but why bother.

>>387117043
Elmo is great. Also I'm really surprised by how well Paige did at Bloodborne. If not for the constant stream of beta orbiters, I'd watch her streams all the time but that's to be expected. Paige and Pat are a lot of fun together.

>>387119448
I dare you find me a video game discussion thread with more actual discussion than shitposting.

>>387116768
God, that'd be a way to end it all. Omikron was delicious pain, I doubt David Cage will ever be as shit as that again.

>>387119517
Sure

>>387118360
>>387114512

I'm not going to find more examples because I've already spent too much effort responding to your dipshit memespewing posts.

>>387116854
>They are involved in the playing, reviewing, and disscussion of video games. How are the faces of the gaming community not /v/ related?

They literally are randoms who fake reactions to get views, if you would suck their dick you should suck my dick too

>>387119893
Okay, can you release multiple videos a day on a regular basis and be entertaining to a moderately successful degree?

>>387118302
anon, i dont know how to tell you this but 4chan is literally the last place ANYONE should be to have serious discussion about anything. the whole point of this website is that none of what we say on it matters and all the pure unfiltered garbage that we wish we could say on any other forum gets dumped here. if you want an actual on topic discussion about videogames, i actually suggest reddit, and i dont mean that sarcastically. its a hell of a lot better then what you'll get here

IF MAN IS STILL ALIIIIVE

>>387121107
IF WOMAN CAN SURVIVE

Broteam>>>>>>>>>>>>two fat diaperfurs play

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>oh cool Yakuza 0 playthrough
>Simpsons mcfartgas is in it

>>387120658
No, but I can actually play video games unlike you

>>387121385
Oooh, big man, you going to 1v1 me in Call of Duty next?

>>387117120
>it's about how much everyone hates them and how they don't belong

Then stop making these threads you stupid friendless faggot.

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>>387121645
4u

Did Matt's channel get btfo yet

how do you get so full of shit that you have to go to the hospital
Does Pat literally live off of red bull and tim's

>>387122420
I hope so, he's doing a huge disservice to Bible Black.
Nothing worse than some prudish manchild ruining it by either being shocked, or acting shocked, at the shit in that game.

>Matt and Liam trying to argue politics on twitter when all they know about is video games
truly a hilarious sight

>>387121261
Broteam is dogshit. So I guess what you said still stands.

>>387122420
It's actually the largest of all four single channels.

I guess his detractors are the ones being BTFO.

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>Matt keeps trying to push the Mrs Mattmuscles bit
>Pat and Paige instantly get more views

Pat won.

>>387123279
Matt, this is the internet, we can easily see who has more subs, stop lying and fuck off back to tumblr.

>>387123279
But WoolieVersus has 55k while Matt only has 31k.

It's kind of sad because Pat and Liam have 20k and only serve as an archive channel for their streams.

>>387123471
Was there even a competition? I've seen some videos of Paige, and she's actually pretty chill. What's Matt's hambeast even like?

>>387123790
Crymetina is fucking smoking hot, dude.

>>387116987
He's into some weird shit. I remember a phase where he kept retweeting/using R63 of himself.

>>387123790
I've never even bother to see if or what she streams. She seems like a horrible cunt and the fact that she married Matt says a lot about her tastes.

>>387123861
Matt we've seen the pictures you can't cover it up anymore.

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The death of the hacker called 4 chan. ebin e-celeb bait desu

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>>387123861
They're both awful but Paige has a hot bod.

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>>387123861
go to sleep, matt

>>387123998
it looks like that mechanical baby from Toy Story

>>387118608
You people are pathetic lol XD

>>387123998
That picture just proves my point, though. Crymetina is gorgeous.

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>>387124063

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>>387124150
What a hotty.

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Paige has a butter face but her body is okay.

>>387124286
Matt actually invited Angry Joe to his wedding?

>>387124286
I thought Pat was the only man shorter than Matt.

>>387124332
>has a butter face
>but her body is okay

ALRIGHT YOU UNDERAGE SHIT I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU WHAT BUTTERFACE MEANS

IT MEANS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS HOT BUT HER (BUTTER) FACE

>>387110018
Pats dead, woolie depends on a machine to breath for him, Matt is a member of the party and does menial paper work 16 hours a day and Liam finally grows the balls to kill himself

>>387124286
>mattmcbabyfat without his hat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>387124475
She is literal butterface pat :)

>>387124489
>woolie depends on a machine to breath for him
HAHAHAHAA
>coughs intensify
AHAHAHA
>throws up a lung
AHAHAHAHA

>>387124512
everything but her face is hot.

>>387124475
here we say a shrimp

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>>387124556
Yep her face is 5/10 but everything else is a 7/10. I don't know what you're trying to argue.

>>387124608
You have low standards.

>>387124512
The point is that saying
>Paige has a butter face but her body is okay
is saying the same thing twice

I can never remember who is Matt and who is Pat. Is there some easy rule of thumb?

>>387124608
my point is that if you say someone is a butterface you dont need to say anything about their body because it is redundant. As in
>>387124332
Butterface was literally invented to say that a person has a hot body but an ugly face.

>>387124680
One speaks English, the other communicates entirely through Simpsons and Wrestling references.

>>387124680
Matt is the one giving you a headache when he speaks

Pics of Paige's ass when

Pat is a pretty funny goblin, but I never watch their videos anymore

I'm happy when Matt's not on the podcast, but then I just realize he's going to come back from his 3rd trip this month with another "SO ME AND THE MISSUS SPOTTED A PUNISHER FIGURE" story

I like it when Matt talks over people trying to finish their sentence for them. I like it when Pat pretends he knows something but he clearly has no idea what he's talking about.

>>387124979
Chew & fuckface podcasts are the best.

>Pat and woolie casually riffing off each other
>Actual talk of videogames

Then Matt comes back and talks about how pizza pasta force went out, or how they watched some dumb horror movie on netflix.

>>387124979
God, Woolie/Pat podcasts are so good. The two surprisingly have the best chemistry together.

>>387125086
Pat and Woolie are amusingly enough, bigger weebs than Liam.

>Liam talks about Gundam
>Is a Unicornfag and has only watched Wing and anything from after 2000
>Both Pat and Woolie watched the 1979 original anime

>>387120945
>4chan is literally the last place ANYONE should be to have serious discussion about anything

People like you purposely shit up 4chan and blame everyone else

>>387125167
>bigger weebs
>only watch anime that is recommended to them

I fucking hate Liam but he was the weabest of them all.

>>387123719
Oh fuck, WoolieVS is at 55k now?

Shocking, but now that I think about it, Woolie is easily the least offensive of the 4, seeing as his cuckoldry isn't actively broadcasted.

>>387125236
He's the modern weeb, where he pretty much exclusively watches the most forgettable seasonal shows so he can complain about them and then not remember a single thing the moment the new season starts.

>>387110756
He's really third wheeling the L.A. Noire playthrough lately, even his mic sounds like he's too far away.

>>387125236
Liam only watches the flavor of the month shit though, it has to be popular on Reddit and Facebook and stuff for him to watch it.

>>387110018
mass group suicide

>>387119015
how many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?

>TWD2 is a terrible LP because they take it seriously while complaining non-stop
>TWD3 is a good LP because it's overtly shit and they know it
Will they ever realise the natural focus of their own channel?

>That conbravo podcast
WE WUZ CELTS N SHIET

>>387125338
I miss back in my day when anime was for actual men and was fucking good.

>>387126641
i feel the same way about thundercats

>>387110401
That always bothered me. Every time an e-celeb thread appears suddenly there are people bitching about the "not vidya" shit but i never see responses like that when thread is derailed by SJWs or /pol/tards.

>>387110018

> Mat fades so far into obscurity that he literally phases out of reality. No longer constrained by physical law he creates a new universe composed entirely out of dumb jokes and Simpsons references

> After a lifetime of rigorous training, Liam ascends to Hunky-Animu-Boi-hood, but is captured soon after by Tumblr and is forced to live out the rest of his days in their yaoi rape dungeon

> Pat hatches a cunning plan to rescue Liam from his unfortunate fate, but over-exerts his body after walking two blocks and has a fatal aneurysm

> Woolie, in a desperate ploy to save his last remaining friend, invokes the forbidden black magics of Grenada fusing his mind, body, and soul with that of a dying Pat. The resulting Amalgamation, an ultra-rare Ginger Blackman named Pattingsworth, ushers in a new golden age of 'Let's Playing'. This era is so glorious and terrible that God himself descend from on high to purge all Let's Players from the planet for their hubris

...

This is what I have foreseen. This is what the future holds for The Super Best Friends...

>>387126963
Oh shit, you should post this on r/TwoBestFriendsPlay, it'd hit front page easy dude

>Matt got someone to make an epic metal theme song about him with the lyrics "i'm mcmuscles"
Is there anything more pathetic than a fat canuck trying to appear BADASS

>being so lonely you need fake friends

God you people are pathetic

>>387126963
This is the most cringeworthy post I've seen in a while, is that you Liam? Hang yourself, please.

>>387125696

Maybe TWD2 was actually good, and you just didn't like it because they didn't validate your opinions, or played the game in the way you would have liked?

>>387127132
>being so lonely you need friends at all
Cringe.

>>387127190
Nope.

>>387127190
The LP gets boring when the only joke is how much they hate Kenny. That got boring pretty fast.

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>>387113545
>I unironically miss Liam.

this is literally nothing but typical v
>xD le may may diff opinion cuz im edgy xD

Liam sits in a twitch room by himself making no money now, he has no fans.

>>387114027
>>387115757

Matt is literally leeching off his own channel, it would be so dead right now if it weren't for Woolie and Pat. Matt hasn't been entertaining consistently since like 2012, if Woolie and Pat ever just decided to stream together and ditch the channel, Matt would be royally fucked. Shit, if Pat ditched Matt and Woolie to stream full time with Paige, Matt would be fucked

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>>387126963
>Pat hatches a cunning plan to rescue Liam from his unfortunate fate, but over-exerts his body after walking two blocks and has a fatal aneurysm

oi I'm laffin

>>387110756
he's still my big favorite desu

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>/v/ in 2025
>/v/
The medicine will still be administered to cure the cancer.

>>387123790
>Paige is attractive, SJW-free, funny and when she's whiny it's funny in a sitcom type of way, with Pat being the angry husband
>Matt is a dumpy little boy who's still angsty over sucking at high school, complete SJW, hasn't been funny in years and whines and cries so much he's actually starting to whine and cry about that too

how is the first one still the "side" thing? Paige even lets Pat smash

>>387118786
Why would they delete posts in the thread that breaks the rules, but not the thread itself, oh that's because it's allowed

>>387124979
I think Woolie/Pat podcasts need one more so it doesn't become a rhetorical 69 session between those two. Plague is ideal but he's weird and depressed, so he's probably hard to get to do things on a regular basis. A third banana not named Matt or Liam would be great

These threads should just be about the podcasts since that's usually the best thing about the channel

>>387127289
Liam played off of the others. The dynamic was just better, especially for fisticuffs.

>>387127815
I barely watch their videos anymore, only listen to podcast

>>387110018
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>387127924
N E V E R
E V E R

>>387127815
>the podcasts since that's usually the best thing about the channe
Capeshit movie discussions, garbage TV show discussion, extremely light anime discussion, Matt's weekend, featuring special guest "Laura Kate Dale".

Yeah, nah. The podcast is worse than ever and the videos are better than they were a few years ago.

>>387125203
He's right, you know?

>>387128071
When Matt isn't there it's always the best

it goes for generic nerd podcast and it does it better than anyone else that i've heard

I want to be the 4th friend so hard.

>>387127846
Liam was okay at best and fucking awful at worst. There's a special ring of hell for people who can and will ardently defend Mighty Number 9.

>>387127585
Danke, Doktor.

>>387128379
Pathetic

>>387116338
More like the cancer and disease.

>>387128379
plague when

>>387129125
Never. He's too busy being depressed, drawing furry girls and fucking either his farm animals or his bad dragon fleshlights.

>>387129275
living the dream

>>387129717
Fuck off
>>>/a/

>>387127289

I-ITS TOO STRESSFUL PLAYING AND TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES FOR A LIVING!

>>387129750
Kill yourself

>>387129717
rawling

>>387114940
What video game is this man from faggot?

>>387129717
Galko get

>>387129717
okay

>>387129750
Right after you and all the other cancerous e-celeb worshipping kiddies fuck off back to plebbit.

>>387129717
rololololooolol

>>387129843
Why did you have to cuck me anon.

>>387128707
thanks

>>387129883
got the one point too

>>387129717
pat is best girl

>>387117120
its because faggots like you allow them

>>387129758
To play devil's advocate, it's probably more about people constantly shitposting his twitter, the videos, their shared email, and all that telling him how much he's a faggot and shit. Not that it matters since all that's online, but that's probably closer to the issue than the actual work.

>>387129717
5 get

>>387110018
Murder/suicide.

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can't fucking wait for Detroit

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>>387129717
There is literally no downsides to the nerd, even the penalty point.

>SaltyBet without Liam

Man, these guys do not know their anime

>>387128707
That ass looks fake as fuck.