>ctrl+f splatoon >0 results How's it going, squids?

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>>386948880

Is Splatfest a once a month type deal or what?

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>when you get paired up with a level 3 and he can't even get over 500p in Turf War

>>386948984
Inb4 triggered furfags

>>386949051
Yeah, though when each month can vary wildly.

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Post your predictions for next splatfest.

>>386949124
>still playing turf war

>>386949124
>caring about the outcome of turf war

>>386949228
America vs korea

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Anons, what do you honestly think about the splatbrella?

>>386949272
Going to be a fun, niche weapon
Probably never going to be used outside of turf war.

>>386949229
Smurf war is fun anon. It's a mode where you dont have to worry about your rank dropping after losing twice

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>>386949228
dying in nuclear blast vs. suicide in fallout shelter

>>386949346
>used only in turf war

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huehuehuheuhue

>>386949346
It'd be great in TC if rapid blaster didn't exist. Actually rapid blaster shits on it in every mode.

>>386949356
your rank drops after like 10 or 12 losses. It's almost impossible to not be in A+

>>386949443
?

Brella is a great counter to chargers and rollers

Fucking sucks against splatter shots

Overall 0/10 It's shit

>>386948880
>tfw you just keep winning
Splattershot Jnr 4ever.
Also Switch is for losers. WiiU a best.

>>386949623
Why does it matter?

>>386949228
Subbed vs Dubbed

>>386949559

u carry me pls i repeurt u

>>386949228
Pizza vs hamburgers, they seem to be doing food-related ones for now.

>>386949674
It doesn't really.

>>386949228
Pokemon Gold vs Pokemon Silver for the VC release.

>>386949228
Marmalade vs Lemon Preserve

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>>386949228

>>386948984
Why are the salmon eggs skin colored at first?

Can anyone give me some tips on how to use the Splat Brella?

>>386950149
It needs lots of ink savers it uses ink way too fast.

Don't bother to block splattershots

smelling marie's feet!

>>386949228
Mario vs. Luigi

>>386950149
Don't go around with the shield on like a dofus, the time it takes to deploy makes it better used as a decoy or to put pressure when flanking together
If you can't use the shotgun spread efficiently then don't bother, the shield isn't a panic button

>>386949272
not really fond of it, though the concept is sound. Probably need to get a variant or two.

>>386950107
exactly what i was thinking

>>386949228

I'd love to see a Mario vs Luigi Splatfest when Odyssey is released.

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>>386949228
Blue cheese (Pearl) vs. Sandvich/Toast cheese (Marina)

Marina seems to be getting the pleb choices so far, so will be "aquired taste vs accepted by the masses", most likly

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>he fell for the nusplatoon: kangz edition meme

>>386950896
>>386950997
>>>/pol/

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>>386949228
White vs mint chocolate

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>>386948880
>New Nintendo Switch game comes out every few months
>Board's flooded with it
>"LOL SONYFAGS BTFO NINTENDO WINS BABY"
>Radio silence
>Game is never heard from again

See: BOTW, ARMS...the cycle will start again in a few months when Super Mario Odyssey is released

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>>386952374
>starting a consolewar
>>>/out/
Anyway, what's the best weapons for each mode?

>>386952374
Splatoon had a pretty good life cycle threadwise on the Wii U, though, even if at points it was mostly stuck to the perpetual Splatoon general threads on /vg/.

>>386952469
I like Blasters for TC, since players like to crowd on the tower, but maps play a big role in what weapon to use.

>>386949228
Adventure 1 Ost vs Adventure 2 Ost

>>386949272
>weapons that can turn into a shield and be launched forwards at high speed
Splat devs read World Trigger?

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>>386948880
>gets to 1250pts in 12 games
Profreshanal matchmaking worked for once.

>>386952374
How's that Horizon game (can't even remember the full title kek) going? Nobody talks about that anymore.

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>It's a Cohock's round
Kaboom

Why would they make a shotgun weapon that's actually worse at short range? I don't get it.

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>>386954070

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>got ink saver (sub) on my gear
>running curling bomb sub
>Port Mackerel

sometimes I get to the hallways near the enemy's spawn before they get there.

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>>386954070
>Horizon didn't even get a general
JUST

>>386949694

They already did that in the first game.

>>386949757
I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Either that or Ho-Oh vs Lugia.

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>haven't played in a week

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>>386954831

Get back to work.

>>386954885
Fuck you you wooden shit, I'm one of your best employees so stop shoving me with the retarded children. I can only baby sit so long.

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>>386954937

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>live in Denmark
>want to buy splatoon 2
>gamestop is charging more then 80 euro for the game
>dislike digital releases(resale reasons)
>find a store that sells it for 50 euro,
but it doesn't send it out till monday
>drive to toysrus to price match, so I can play this weekend
>sorry sir, we only have cars3 and lego undercover.

FUCK I JUST WANT TO SPLAT !

>>386954885
I wonder if they're evee going to reveal what Mr. Grizz actually looks like.

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>>386952374

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First animated manga episode of Splapoopee.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wq3hu

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>>386956502

>>386949346
The brella is the king of splatzone. It's a great support weapon in rainmaker.

>>386955219

I'm personally of the opinion the whole bear motif is smoke and mirrors and he's secretly Crusty Sean.

He's literally the only person in the world to have drink tickets for the Crust Bucket.

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>>386957131

Won't be long until some fellow expert on dumpling language translates this and puts it up on Youtube. Actually, I'm not sure if that already happened (unless copyright issues are met).

>>386949228
white purity vs race mixing

>>386949272
good blaster counter in tower control

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>>386949228
Left vs. Right

>>386956502
>Naked squidboi right off the bat
>The girls are barely relevant

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY

>>386957461
Only if they have Marina represent the white purity side.

>>386948880
I'm so fucking sick of this games shitty online, God fucking damnit.

I payed full price for an online focused game and in every fucking match I play someone disconnect on either team.

I fucking love Splatoon, but this is such an awful experience.

>>386957623
Only suckers will choose left.

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>>386957987
>Left scum think their opinion is valid

>>386948984
Why are you sexualizing children's game characters

>>386958112
It's fun.
And the last piece looks so much woomy

>>386956502
I was hoping for actual animation, not running special effects on the existing material

>>386948880
Brella is strange. Sub feels out of place. A bomb or something to smoke people would be nice.

>>386955281
>>386954070
>>386952469
>make criticism of Nintendo Switch, or in this case, making fun of Nintendo Switch fans
>get called Sony fan anyway

every time

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>>386957724
>not wanting to race mix with marina

>>386958762
Gross

>>386948880
I'm bored with it :/ it's good but I'm just not feeling vidya anymore

>>386958748
>Mention Sony
>Act stupid when people also mention Sony

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WOOMBY!

>>386958762
Racists having to pick the black girl and people wanting to fuck the black girl having to pick the little white goblin is the joke

>>386950013
Where's the "on the counter" master race?

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>>386948880
Just got it yesterday and havin' a good time.
Turf War is alright, but it's turning into a grind so I can enter Ranked and play some other gamemodes I haven't tried yet.
Singleplayer isn't as good as the multiplayer, which isn't a bad thing, but I don't really feel the urge to finish it.
Salmon Run is cool, but I wish it had dedicated servers instead of P2P so it would be more reliable.
Just gotta get good so I can be credit to team in my first splatfest.

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>>386949228

Fit versus thicc

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>>386948880

Posting delicious brown octo.

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>>386960275

>>386949272
It's fun, I like it a lot.
Might be my new go-to weapon for Splatzones

>>386961723
This one is actually good

>>386958524
the sub is just a thematic thing for the brella. Umbrella, Sprinkler, Rain special.

Expect a branded version with actual syngergized shit though.

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>>386958762
>>386961723
why do people who draw sexy fanart change the appearance of the character to a point where it only vaguely resembles them? isn't the point of doing it in the first place because you found their original design attractive? i don't understand.

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>>386958524
The sub helps build special super quickly, which works especially well with the set it and forget it inkstorm, especially with the brella's OHKO in the rain. It's a perfect support set.

>>386954259
>It's a the one on the cannon doesn't check if he's being targeted and gets maw'd

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>>386964542

had the exact same thought after seeing those pics.

>>386949272
Not as bad as I thought it would be, pretty viable too

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>>386949228
Big Raims vs Big Taims

>>386950896
no more food splatfests please. They always end up one-sided in popularity.

>>386953445
>at high speeds

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>>386965549
Stay mad.

>>386965549
make me

>>386965549
how about you kill yourself first?

Provide livestream

>>386964740
I love the indirect sub and special with it, lets you set up a distraction and flank, it'd pretty fun once you get used to not trow yourself into your own death

Seriously though,
>>185872024
>>185816590
Mods?

>>386966246
Why are you so assblasted?

>>386966492
This is a general thread there are two for this in /vg/ already

>>386966598
But, that doesn't answer the question

Why are you this assblasted?

>>386966732
I'm not wording it any differently to accommodate your autism.

>>386966827
Why are you so assblasted, anon?

What caused you to suffer from assblast of such massive proportion?

>>386949228
Furry vs Anime

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>>386954831
>don't even have enough money to buy the switch and the game
at leat you have both, be lucky...

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>you can't save the run on the third wave with your Sting Ray because you're getting overrun and your team is dying like chumps
>tfw you see they all have both of their specials

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>>386948880
>play turf war
>enemy team has 4 aerosprays

I fucking hate that gun, not to mention curling bombs still count after the time limit.

>>386953336
Haven't the last two Splatfests been one-sided enough?
https://youtu.be/CvERHiTfx9w

>>386949272
Need one with the same design that Marie's umbrella had in the SP campaign.

>>386948984
Oh yeah
Mister Grizz likey

>>386948880
HOW THE FUCK DO I FIRE THE TENTA MISSLES HOLY SHIT

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>>386956502
>fantastic game
>fucking terrible """anime"""
Checks out.

>>386970559
Jump back to your spawn before activating them, nerd.

>>386950013
>Wasting paper instead of using hand
मुझे यकीन है कि आशा है कि आप लोग ऐसा नहीं करेंगे

>>386960275
>>386961969
These are pretty good

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>>386969203
>your team loses not because the enemy team can splat better but because the aeromeme can cover a shit ton of turf

>>386950013
Over is superior. Though I'm curious about those water jet toilets the Japanese use to clean their asses.

>>386970559
>too dumb to read the massive prompt displayed every time you activate the ability
I'd tell you to kill yourself but I guarantee you'd fuck that up somehow as well.

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>>386964331
The sorella brella

>>386969203

Just be glad last second inkstrikes no longer exist.

>>386972101
>mist slows people down to make it easier to kill them with the narrow ass shot the brella has for some reason
>gets rid of their ink so they can't obliterate you with their own
Interesting

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When they inevitably put in Splatoon characters and stages in Smash 5, they better not forget Splatfest. I want them to have standard daytime Moray Towers except for Saturday nights from 7pm to 3am where it's nighttime and only these songs are played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpZlwXx60lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ylxg1fYZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pRMi9b9Sdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG6770beMc

Also, why is [Off the Hook] better than [Squid Sisters]?

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>>386972924
>callie and marie replace the ice climbers
i could live with it.

>>386973212
Let's be real, they'd probably use generic inklings.

I can also see them reincorporating some of Solid Snake with them, like an ink mine D-Smash

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>>386948880
As an S rank player who mains the nozzelnose, i can safely say that the Brella is now the worst gun in the game and requires the most skill to use.

Unless you are point blank its very inconsistent with its shots and damage can vary anywhere from 3-5 hits.
Umbrella shield is okay but would be better if it were just a shield that can absorb a certain amount of damage instead of a projectile that moves slowly and is very situational
REEEEE ALL YOU UMBRELLA FUCKS GET OUT OF MY S+ RANKED MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Literally worse than a brush user on your team.

>>386972924

Splatoon 2's OST blows the first game's out of the water.

>>386949272
Pretty much designed as a farming tool for Turf War, not finding much application in ranked for it.

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>Love splatoon 2
>missed out on the first splatoon because I was lazy and didn't want to change the disc
>bought 2 digital because fuck missing out on all the splatfests and fun shit again
>get new job
>working 10 hour days recently
>get home
>no energy
>eat and go to bed
>get up and go to gym before work
>get called in on weekend
>no west coasters still up by the time I'm home, only shit-tier third world country internet slavs and japs
>lag everywhere
>go to salmon run
>it's closed

I just want to play. Why does work have to be a gains goblin?

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>>386972924
>Marie isn't attempting to kill the octoscum
Shit image.

>>386972924
>Also, why is [Off the Hook] better than [Squid Sisters]?
Because they make their own music and aren't robots.

>>386972924
>Also, why is [Off the Hook] better than [Squid Sisters]?
Because Marina's hips light up when she shakes them. They also believe in their splatfest team enough to change colors for it.

>everyone saying Brella is only good in Turf War
>even though the only thing that shits on it is Aerospray
git gud chucklefucks

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>>386973708
Brella is literally a better Nozzlenose, the Nozzlenose is pretty much irrelevant now, kind of how the Dualies invalidated the Splash/Sploosh O' Matic.
https://twitter.com/canary_game/status/896195509479538689
https://twitter.com/IMS1212/status/896216237906120705?s=09

>>386973708
your "S rank" opinion means almost nothing. It's a great support weapon. It just requires teammates that have some awareness and know when to push and double team

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>>386950013
Under shouldn't even be an option.
People who do that should burn.
You go to get some paper, end up dragging your knuckles across the wall, and end up pulling a yard out, doesn't even tear.
Have to put a hand on the top and yank it off.
Hate that shit.

>>386973708
>nozzelnosefag on suicide watch

>>386971814
japs didn't invent the bidet wtf

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>>386949228
Splat Tim is going to crush the Marinafags.

Again.

Summer Fun! (Swimming, Beach activities, barbecues)
vs
Winter Fun! (Tobogganing, Snowman-making, Hot Cocoa)

>>386949228
Milk and chocolate!

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>>386975119
>fanart is Pearl in bikinis and Marina in parkas

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>>386975059
>the legend lives

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>>386975059

>>386974373
>It's a great support weapon. It just requires teammates that have some awareness and know when to push and double team

You just basically agreed with me you dumbass!
Its weak on its own and i shit on brella fucks with nozzlenose easily.

Its kit is also ass and completely defensive which makes it even more useless in high level play

>>386976129
>an amazing support weapon is shit in high level play!
I don't agree with you at all, idiot. Ink Storm is an amazing special and the sprinkler let's you fire the off constantly. You're just a moron who sucks at the game

>>386975059
lol where is this list?!

Is it on the app?

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S Rank players suck.

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>>386950997
>he lainposts only once

>>386954937
Showing the same pictures for the 500th times won't change reality

How do you change the controls of this game? I don't like the Special being mapped to the R stick and the L button isn't even used.

>>386975885
marina in one of those ultimately useless short parkas and a cute skirt tho

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>>386976387
Its not always about geting the mos tkills you DUMBFUCK!

Ill say this once:

FOCUS ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE!

WHILE YOURE PLAYING AROUND TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE, ONE OF THE OTHER ENEMY TEAM PROBABLY HAS THE OBJECTIVE AND IS ABOUT TO WIN!


DUMB FUCKING CUNT!

>>386974170

The Squid Sisters did that in the first game too but nobody really noticed since it was a lot more subdued and you only saw them in the alt colors while dancing. Off the Hook wears them during the stage announcements too.

>>386976693
Huh. I totally missed that fact despite zooming in on them dancing and everything.

Reminder that lee goldson loves splatoon, it's a game for fags

>>386976652
>insecure objective faggot projecting his badness onto me
How are they going to take the splatzone if they're all dead? How do you plan on taking that Splatzone if they're alive and painting it?

Stop pretending like mindless focus on the objective is an excuse for your piss poor kill death ratio. In S rank kills matter. A lot.

>>386976652

>its not always about geting the most kills
>if everyone is splatted no one can stop the tower
>if everyone is splatted no one can stop the rainmaker from advancing
>if if everyone is splatted no one can paint over your zones

get your K/D ratio in check and stop playing with shitters and children. The objective completes itself if no one can stop you.

>>386976652
>THE OTHER ENEMY TEAM PROBABLY HAS THE OBJECTIVE AND IS ABOUT TO WIN!

Are you trying to suggest that I should be killing them?

>>386949228
Sandals w/ socks vs Sandals w/o

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>>386977172
>>386976947
>>386976858
C Rank Retard Status:


Not told [ ]
Told [ ]
Told as fuck [X]

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>>386976652
>image shows the winning team having the most kills
>it's not about getting the mos tkills

Stick to Turf War, kiddo

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Ey just a quick FYI

I just got last months Salmon Run shirt in my bonuses (a regular bonus) so it seems even if you miss a piece of gear in it's month you can get it at a lesser chance later.

>>386976637
I lack an erection but also an erection image.

>>386957625
Hey, Squidboys are underrepresented as hell. There's one male Squid NPC in Splattoon and he's some old as fuck fossil.

>on the verge of getting a weapon exp bonus on turf war
>nothing but rollers and aerosprays on my team

Went from 13 to 6.5. I'm mad. Ban all rollers. They are useless.

>>386976652
>wipe the enemy team
>how have a clear amount time time to make progress on the objective

Bet your one of those nerds using an Aerospray in ranked claiming it's "support" when you are just too crap to use another weapon

>>386977295
I am indeed not in S+ yet. Is really filled with aerosprays just trying to out paint each other in the zone?

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>>386972924
>Splatfest crosses over into Smashfest

>>386978415
>@CatGirlFuta

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>>386978415
>@CatGirlFuta

Time for bed kiddylinks, put down the kiddie gaems and go to bed nao ^ __ ^

>>386978551
Yup.

>>386978690
We already had the weird poll fighter thing in 4. Makes sense to expand on it in 5.

>>386978551
Not at all

>>386979158

People actually have problems with the sniper fuccboi?

>>386979392
they can be a problem when they spawn on Opposite sides of the map

>>386978486
>>386977456
>>386977172
>>386976947
>>386976858

Na hes right you guys are casuals

>>386979439
>>386979392
>nobody ever hits the rain missle
>nobody every gets this fucker >>386979450

like jesus christ those are the two that kill us 9 times out of 10.

>>386979158
>>386979392
Flyfish is the only on I consider to be fundamentally flawed

All other bosses can be killed before they attack (or in the case of drizzler, destroyed the projectile)

Flyfish can only be destroyed before an attack if you pop a Stinger, which can only be done twice by one teammate. Otherwise even if you kill a Flyfish on it's first cycle it will indefinably fire at least a few missiles.

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>map has two flyfish and a maws all at once
How do I deal with this

>>386979745
I love Maws, its an easy 3 eggs if you bring them to the basket

>>386979804
Maws isn't a problem normally, but I don't appreciate it hassling me while I deal with the flyfish myself because my team seems to believe that ignoring the flyfish will make them go away

>>386978432
>they are useless
??? I'm doing just fine using the roller replica

>>386980220
No you're not. You're a liability.

I'm actually getting addicted to the N Zapper. It's just so fucking fun to use.

>>386948880
Has anyone tried local play? I tried to play some salmon run last night, but one of the switches got disconnected in the middle of the game. How close does everyone have to be? We were playing in the same room on 2 tvs and one in handheld mode so I don't understand why there were problems.

>>386949228
football vs baseball

>>386980401
Are you in a city or anywhere with a lot of interference from other devices?

When I was visiting a friend who lived in a city center wireless was laggy and dropped.

When visiting another friend in the countryside it was perfect.

>>386980557
>NOA replaces football with american football
>Europe gets american football instead of football too
I can see the butthurt now.

So, is it possible to hack Splatoon 2?

>start a match
>it's 2v2 in the opening
>suddenly enemy is right next to our spawn point
>game crashes
>game tells me they'll block ME if this happens again

>>386980283
Elaborate.

>>386980760
you're internet is shitting out on you. Hacks on switch aren't possible yet.

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>>386954831
me neither. just started playing today and getting hyper. salmon run was okay but...
I've had connection problem after connection problem. this has never happened to me. I'm usually bragging how I never get disconnected.
now it won't even let me go online and asks me to reset my console.

>>386980760
Sounds more like lag switch fuckery to me

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>>386954259
>gf and random get the cannons
>no maws or flyfish spawn
>me and a buddy spend the whole wave in squid form going around the nascar track collecting never ending eggs

>>386980732
I honestly can't think of a European sports one

If football (soccer fro you burgers) vs anything football will win

Tennis VS Hockey maybe?

Also Aerodumbs dont understand the Brella, they keep chasing my brella after I shoot it.

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>>386955183
>not buying your games from the UK while the pound is so weak
>paid like 40€ for each BotW and Sploon 2 Electric Boogaloo
>thx Brexit

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>>386954885
>Team fails the 3 wave
collected 60 eggs what a shame
Well fuck you too!

>>386979745
git gud squid

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>>386968704
>Get over run
>That guy with the splashdown still refuses to use it
worse you know that motherfucker hasn't wasted them

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>tfw Brella is actually really good
>allies can shoot from behind you while you shield
>if you're close you can fire then shield and the shield will kill them
>shield can bump enemies off cliffs or off objectives
>good firing rate, can outrange sloshers/rollers/brushes/aero/sploosh
>totally fucks over chargers
>fantastic in TC
>if you super jump and hold fire before you land you're protected as long as you know which direction the enemy is
I'm so glad the shotgun equivalent is good.

>>386968704
>>386981936
>entire team wastes specials on first wave

>>386981954
I agree with all of this, except:
>good fire rate
This could be a bit better honestly. That and I feel like its ink shots could be a bit wider. It is a shotgun after all.

>>386982051
>tfw accidentally waste special by pressing on the camera stick too hard
>it's the stingray

>>386982272
well for now, its balanced towards that fire rate and spread

maybe will get a lighter less shielded varient focused on offense later on

>>386982345
I had this happen to me and feel terrible.

>>386981954
>can outrange sloshers
It has about the same range as the tri-slosher's center slosh. However, the tri-slosher also has no damage fall off at max range, so it will still win without good use of the shield or simply outplaying the opponent.

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>>386968704
>get the bomb rush
>doesn't do shit against most bosses and kills a single flyfish tops
>gets you killed if you're swarmed
I always seem to get this fucking special and can't find good moments to use it.

>>386983739
How does it get you killed if swarmed? Or at least how does it make you any more or less fucked?

>>386982051
>Have to blow both splashdowns on wave 1 because goldflies and retards don't mix

>>386949256
>losing is okay

Pls stop with this. Where you givin a trophy for participating when you were young? If so those adults were doing you a disservice. We should always strive to be better.

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>>386971217
what do you think of this one? pretty funny, right?

>>386986171
How exactly is this related to the other two?

>>386986024
If Turf War meant anything, it would have a rank.

>>386986171
does reporting someone ban that player from ever showing up in your plaza again? I haven't had to report a single furry for a few days

>>386979450
>>386979650
Hold R so you can actually see your throwing arc.
Just tapping R is aiming from the hip.

>>386987726
Sometimes even when you aim and hit nothing but net, it still bounces off like an asshole.

So are Curl Bombs a metabreaking problem or am I just a shitter?

>>386987427
Where did you find this? It wasn't in the datamine that I'm aware of

>>386988192
It was added recently.

>>386988160
They're annoying as shit but not metabreaking.

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Fuck the Rapid Blaster holy shit

>>386988704
This

>>386988704
I'm impressed by how good it is now, in S1 it was a joke weapon but holy shit they did it now with this game's version.

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>>386949228
wtf i hate my waifu now

New maps
W H E N
H
E
N

>>386972924

>implying there will be a smash 5

>>386989142
There are quite a few in the datamine, they'll pribably be added in a major update

>>386989163
I mean, knowing Sakurai, he won't call it that. He'll probably call it Super Smash Bros Versus and act all smug because he gave it a name that'll have the abbreviation, SSBV.

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>>386978497

they are, they're just not as fun to look at

>>386989163
>Nintendo will abandon their most hyped and lucrative franchise because anon said so

lol

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>>386978497

>>386989163
With how many times Sakurai has said "this is my last one" I wouldn't be surprised if every time he said that, they reached out for his involvement and said, "there will be a new one with or without you" and he joined again simply out of care for his baby.

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>>386990946
>sakurai won't come back for kirby
>sakurai won't come back for Kid Icarus

>>386991093
They're not making more Kid Icarus, and he's not needed for Kirby because they're making the exact games he would, Superstar clones with Adventure campaigns.

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>>386991278
>they're not making more Kid Icarus
That's what makes it worse.

>>386986024
>implying you won't learn more from failure than from success
found the brainlet

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>>386975059
tim always does it

>>386949228
STR vs DEX

>end credits splash screen comes up
>spend a full minute trying to figure out if my switch froze
final boss was fun.

>>386991610
>Create new character designs
>Revamp the world and add a ton of lore
>Lots of interesting character interactions
>Gameplay is only held back from being a 9/10 because the DS isn't really designed for it
>Never going to touch the series again, even though a new installment on the Switch would sell gangbusters

Nintendo, I can't be doin' with this, come on man.

>>386994626
Well the spawn counts.

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>>386979450
AAAUAAAAAAUAUAUAAUUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHUUAUAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>haven't played in two weeks
>matchmaking taking 5 minutes
>disconnected 15 seconds into the match
What the fuck is going on? Did everyone drop this game?

>>386986171
Reminder that if you supported Mayo, you supported Furries.

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>>386949228
Stalinism vs Maoism

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>>386995298

>>386954472
>dat qt negress in the back left
Mmmmm

>>386949228
Shorts vs Pants
Watermelon vs Cantaloupe
Rockets vs Grenades

>>386995298
What? Are you wanting to find out who would win in a race to starve and kill their own people into non-existence first?

>>386995726
exactly.

Bless your little souls, you tykes must be tuckered out from all the kids games you've been playing! Night night ^ __ ^

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>>386996430
Just bump it like a normal human being. Talk about your favorite stage or some shit. Pic related is mine

At what rank do people stop using the aerospray? These fucks end every game with maybe 3 kills at the most.

>>386997518
They never stop using it. And they never stop effectively throwing games.

>>386997326
Just report the fag.

>>386964740
>Get enemies attention with 'Brella
>Block with shield
>Teammate fucks him up.

Felt great

>>386997792
I need to teach myself to stop playing like I still have a more offensive weapon

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>disconnects 90% of games
It was fine last time I played. What the fuck.

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I hate people who throw Ink Storms at the last second and low level players dusk to dawn

I hate people who don't take advantage of me baiting the enemy back to their spawn

I hate snipers who can't kill and sloshers who can't spill

I hate people who unironically use the Respawn Punisher skill

I'll hate blasters and squelchers and chargers all of my days

But above all else in this game, I hate the Aerospray.

>>386999518
git

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https://youtu.be/CzaS5WJceDY

Spl/a/toon is live

>>386997598
Why would I? he's just trying to keep the conversation alive. He's just doing it in a moronic manner. I may as well report you for not contributing, you didn't even say anything about Dplatoon 2, and I gave the launching point of stages and shared my personal favorite

>>386997326
Moray Towers for me. Love the verticality.

>>386999832
>"anime"
this is a manga
and a lazy one at that

>>387000123
Why is it marketed as Anime?

>>386949757
its probably this
Gold and silver is just around the corner

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>>386955219
Some furfags have tossed out some fetish ideas

>>387000308
It's an animated cartoon. Anime in jap is just any animations. Those little stick figure gifs are anime

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>>386955219

>>>/a/161058279

>>387000829
Huh. No wonder /a/ gets triggered over RWBY.

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who the fuck /blaster/ here

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>>386959759
WOOMBY!

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>>387001257
This is what the virgin squid looks like.

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>>387001563
The manlet looks exactly like the virgin from these images.

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>not just using a bidet

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>>387001563

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what is it about this game that attracts so many talented artists?

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>>387002547
exquisite artstyle, the characters, music, and environments are great

>>387001563
Kek, that's my squid. Fashion tip, monochromatic outfits are in style, as long as you wear a tight fit and are in decent shape. I can't blame you for thinking it's a bad outfit though. It'd just look like an attempt at edge on a skeleton/fatass like the average person on here

The weapon rotation for this Salmon Run was godlike, got both the superbonuses and only wiped once because of the damn Goldie wave.

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>>387002547
It's pretty unique, so it stands out. Squids are also really cute and domino masks are cool.

>>387002817
I don't think he thought it was bad, it just looked like the typical "virgin vs chad" attire. Your squid isn't wearing new balances so you're automatically better.

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>>387002547

cutesy-wutesy shit that lends to both the west tumblr artists and the japanese

>>387003037
No, I know. I'm not offended or anything. I think it is funny. But there aren't really any "virgin" outfits in the game. (loose blue jeans, new balance, over/undersized videogame t shirt)

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>>387001854
You talkin shit?

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>>387001257
I know someone who's unironically like the virgin in that image.
>S1
>we do squads
>he fucking sucks, but very quickly blames it on those filthy japs and their lag
>goes like 4/7 like 3 times in a row, gets really salty and says he doesn't wanna play anymore
Shitters should just admit they're shit instead of blaming the JP players, now we're stuck with lame regional matchmaking and facing the same few people over and over while Japan is essentially playing in a Hyperbolic Time Chamber free if shitty westerners.

>>387002915
>goldie waves
Is there any good way of telling where that asshole is hiding? It just seems luck based to me, which fucking kills me inside

>>387003648
The brighter the glow from an activating geyser, the closer the goldie is. So after your first random guess, you can start playing reverse mine sweeper until you find it

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r8 my squiddo

>>387003626
>being this much of a weeb

Sheesh, Ken-sama, take it down a notch.

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>you'll never palm a squidgirls twintentacles

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>>386950896
I want to manhandle Pearl's tiny body.

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Why are splattershot pro's sub and special so fucking horrible?

>>386956112
That woomy is smug as fuck

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who /kingsman/ here?

>>386995436
What's Marie's issue with 3? Little shrimp saved the world.

>>387006987
>implying all that area control and wallhax for the pro is a bad thing
lol, what did I expect from a twin peaks fag

>>386949263
kek

>>387007396
Agent 3 is a stinky neet squid who is getting dicked by cuttlefish.

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>>387007557
So, is Cuttlefish raising his own harem? Why are all Agents canon female?

>>387007738
Well 4 was recruited by Marie, so I don't think so. Cuttlefish is a one squid kinda guy. Taking her off on secret dicking missions.

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>get almost pure Run Speed ups
>run nearly as fast as I swim
>strafing so fast that it's really fucking hard to hit me
I was going for one pure run speed hat but this is so fun, since I main Dualies, I'm basically playing Scout in Splatoon.

>>386949272
Causes Chargers to lose their minds and I love it

>>387008274
Are you gonna fix those shoes?

>>386950896
how is she so perfect bros?

>>387008652
I used all my chunks on the hat but my friend has a pair of pure run speeds that I just ordered, so let's hope I get lucky there.

>>387006987
Just use the Jet Squelcher