Have you ever bought a game for a girl, /v/?

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>>386818016
fuck I'd break up with you if you bought me FFXIII

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I bought a girl a wii for Christmas a few years ago. We were pretty good friends. She had a kid and he loved it so it was sorta for him too. She ended up selling it for meth.

a girl bought ME a game once on steam

thanks, Kim

Yeah, I buy games for myself all the time.

>>386819205
a guy bought me a wii u for christmas. when we broke up he said he wanted it and all the games he bought back. I laughed at him and told him to fuck off

>>386819205
>She had a kid
cuck

>>386819250
Same, sadly it wasn't a very good game.

>>386819383
WOW women are evil

>>386819432
Eh maybe. He was a cool little dude though so whatever. Used to call me uncle.

>>386819205
Couldn't you just lie and give the story a happy ending?

Yes, for my sister.

>>386818016
Isn't jamie a girl's name?

>>386819990
unisex name.
I know male and female jamies

>>386819857
why he gave it to her. You dont take backsies a gift. That's a dick move. If I gave you a birthday gift and then something happened and I demanded my gift back, i'd be a piece of shit, much like you for even thinking otherwise,you social retard.

>>386819990
Mexicans pronounce it like Hi May when it's spelt like that.

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my mate told me his gf bought a Switch for him

>>386818016
Skyrim.
she sucked ass at it and couldn't move and adjust the camera at the same time

>>386819902
I wish boy. Ended up telling her to fuck off after her dealer came after me for a measly $50. Haven't seen her since.
Don't buy video games for people.

>>386819205
>She ended up selling it for meth.
What the fuck is wrong with people? I have a couple family members addicted to that shit and I can't understand their point of view because trying(and getting hooked) one of the hardest drugs is retarded.

>>386820114
why are you still using this trip. is this a meme that i don't know or are you from the toxicity bot thread.

>>386819857
Anon, think of it like this. You have a 4 inch penis, and I have a 12, however you make up for it by having a gaping hole in your anus, about 13 inches deep. You could stick a head up there and whatever they said would bounce around each wall of your inners, like a sweet song dancing across a Cathedral.

Now, if I entered you with my rock hard cock, thick as it is wide, and I exploded my semen all up in your cavernous crevice and pulled out, it would probably be okay. The cum is yours as a gift.

Now step back and think hard on this! What if I got angry and decided you didnt deserve any of my yummy cummy? I would stick my Titan sized penisaurus rex in and suckle all my white gold out, vacuuming out the semen like a straw to soda.

You'd probably be upset, no?

>>386819327
bruh

>>386819383
Was the guy Anthony Burch?

We buy each other games. I got her a switch and splatoon so we could play together

>>386818016
My girl has a huge collection of N64 games, all complete in-box from when she was a kid. Her favorite game was DK64, but her thot sister let some niggers into their house and it wound up stolen, so for her birthday this year I bought her another copy of it, in the box and everything, and she and I played it together and got 101%

>>386820243
>The Elder Scrolls is going down hill because it's suffering from casualization .
Nope. I did the same thing twice. Let someone who doesn't normally play games pick up Skyrim. They did the same thing. Say what you want about Skyrim, but it's in no way a casual game.

>>386820483
>food analogy

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>>386820483
People should use these type of analogies more often

>Jamie
Of course he has a cuck name

>>386820483
>>386820907
>reddit """"""""humor""""""""""
kill yourselves

>>386820836
>Say what you want about Skyrim
it's a casual piece of shit game for people who want to play something a step above farmville

>>386819857
t. indian
Go get some more feathers for that headdress you faggot bitch

>>386820992
how was that post reddit humor/ please dont say the spacing. You'd just be a paranoid faggot

I had some people end up buying Steam games for me

it was nice

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>>386820995
Thanks for the quality response /v/.

>>386820285
No idea. Seems like people with shitty impulse control just do it because they're hanging out with shitlords and think it'll be just the one time. Then you want it again and the people you did it with gladly give it to you because they're trying to get you in it.
Before you know it your entire life is ruined because you were too fucked up to care.

>>386820992
Someone's mad about losing their yummy cummy arent they?

Bought Stardew Valley for my mom.

And my gf bought me WoW because she wanted me to play Legion with her. I use to play vanilla to wotlk but sold my account when I quit in wotlk.

>>386818016
just some sims shit
it bought me a few hours here and there to play my own vidya without being nagged or bitched at
shit sucked, girl was certifiably nuts. would not recommend

>>386820836
>play can't move and adjust camera at the same time
HEY /V/ HERE'S PROOF THE GAME ISN'T CASUAL, TOTAL BRAINDEAD RETARDS CAN'T PLAY IT!

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No
Because I never had one to buy any games for

>>386821098
npm8

Twice. It was a waste of money and I should have just kept the games since they were pretty good and kinda rare.

>>386818016
>ruining the cover by writing on it
I'd dump that faggot as well

>>386818016
Too many to count.

I was going to buy and SNES classic for my mom but I'm pretty sure my abusive dad ruined video games for her years ago.

My wife told me to buy her son a ps4 to distract him, because she and bio father always argue in the other room when he comes to visit when I'm at work

>Jamie
That's not a girls name...

>>386818016
Bought Style Savvy and an r4 for my younger sister when I gave her my old 3DS

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>>386821534
>Literally your wife's son

>>386821534
This is bait for someone to say
>They obviously aren't arguing, they're fucking each other while you're at work
isn't it?

I bought my gf The Witcher 3 and she loved it. she bought me Zelda botw and a switch

Yep, bought Plants Vs. Zombies GOTY edition for my gf, she played it for a while, but I unsuccessfully converted to vidya :(

>>386821607
Are you fucking blind?

>>386821534
>>386821735
Stop samefagging faggot

>>386821776
Try something easier like Stardew Valley or Slime Rancher

>>386821827
?

>>386819250
I think you mean papa Kim.

>>386821808
Blindness has nothing to do witg retardation anon

>>386821876
>Stardew Valley
>easier
Maybe it depends on the girl, but my wife hated it. She said SV explains its mechanics so poorly in the game that it made her rage quit.

I bought PS4 for my niece on her last birthday, is that count?

>>386818016
yeah, i bought divinity original sin 1, divinity original sin 2, and guild wars Hot for my fiancee

>>386821764
So you bought her a Ferrari and she bought you a tricycle?

>>386822046
Has your wife ever played a video game before? Stardew Valley is really basic.

>>386822046
I honestly just wanted something similar enough to a mobile game to be familiar and easy to play, but complex enough to really get enjoyment and satisfaction out of. I tried PvZ but it really didn't stick and I've tried Realm of the Mad God, but that lasted less than an hour.

>>386822216
I'm having fun with my expensive tricycle.

>>386822046
Stardew valley is as complicated as you make it. You can have fun while still being shit at it. There's literally no time limits. You can spend the first month jerking off if you want to.

>>386822416
Hey, it's grat if you are having fun but I guess that if you bought her w3 you already played it, and it is a better experience than zelda.

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Girl bought me a Switch and Zelda.
She played it a ton.

>>386818016
Yes, my GF wanted to play Life is Strange, since she read in a newspaper about it.
So I got it for Christmas, we played the first episode, and then she never wanted to touch it again, because it's boring.
Since then I only play zombie games with her, because that's what she enjoys the most.

Bought my sister Mario Golf for the N64 since its all she wanted to play when we rented. So it saved us money in the end plus I loved the game too.

>>386822598
tw3 definitely had more content and was overall a better game, but Zelda definitely has the most fun exploration.

>>386818016
Pokemon and Civ V.
She has more hours in civ than I do.

>>386819205
Fake

>>386820285
some people have holes so big in their hearts that they'll do anything to fill them

>>386822561
You'll find out that as people get older they might have kids.

>>386822234
She's playing the Witcher 1 now, played 3 before, finished Talos Principle recently, loved grinding in Torchlight for days etc. She's sort of impatient, I have to admit, when she gets stuck for more than 30-60 minutes she calls me for help. Maybe SV fall into this category for her, I don't know, I don't play sims so I couldn't really justify if it's really that hard to understand or not.

>>386822394
Shame. PvZ was one of the first games which we both got hooked up back then. I just bought it because why not, and soon she became addicted to it and maxed it out. We played it on one account and have like 100-120 hours in it.

Try Bejeweled maybe?

Me and my girlfriend buy each other games all the time.
I last bought her Watchdogs 2 because it finally dropped down enough in price, she picked me up Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2 off eBay and we went 50/50 in buying Yakuza 0.

>>386818016
I've gotten games for past boyfriends before. If I was good friends with them I'd probably buy them stuff too.

test

>>386819205
My uncle went to live in Thailand for a couple years. Complete meth addict nowadays.

>>386824803
What did they buy you? Did you "reward" them?

>>386819327
LONDON
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>>386818016
Bought my non-gaming girlfriend a switch with BoTW. In the hope that she wouldn't like it and I could just take it for myself so that I could weasel myself out of buying her an actual gift.

Turns out she actually got into gaming due to BoTW and she still plays it to this day almost 6 months after release. That's all fun and all but I want to fucking have MY Switch back, bitch.

>>386825449
Move together and have a schedule.

The PS4 is hers during the day, but since she goes to sleep early I can have fun at night.

>>386825449
You did what most people fail to do. Fuck off with your complaints.

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>>386820483
you drink his milkshake

I bought a girl hakuna matata

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>>386818016
>Have you ever been with a girl, /v/?
>implying
>28 khv

>>386826178
>>>/r9k/

>>386826538
thanks bro

I'm buying Mania next week for my gf's birthday (convenient timing for a classic Sonic fan), digitally, on the Switch that she bought me for my birthday... accurately representing the discrepancies in our incomes.

>>386818016
Yeah, my ex liked horror games. I also lent her my old DS lite and a few games that I never saw again.

I got her a few games and she bought me Zelda:ALBW, Pokémon ORAS and a PS3 copy of the first Nier. She's cool.

>>386818016
I buy a game form her steam wishlist every birthday to a girl I fell in love but ruined it. She still haven't played a single one.

>>386818016
>FF XIII
Imagine the disappointment

No but I've given girls bundle keys I don't need, which is almost the same.

I've never given my gf anything though, she's a filthy pirate and now that she lives with me she plays all my games for free anyway.

>>386827862
>chick likes horror games
Top tier

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>>386818016
pic related
probably ended up never even playing it

>>386828145
It's a red flag for me now m8

>>386819432
>deliberately missing out on a key part of the post just so you can make le cuck joke
the guy said they were good friends.

I buy games for my girlfriend when she's excited for one. Usually it's a birthday or anniversary present, but if it's in the middle of nothing I'll just buy one for her.

I like to treat her to occasional purchases. She has stockings in the mail now.

>>386828170
Is that a good title, by the way? Never heard of it, but looks like a cool action platformer.

>>386828283
I do this for one of my fiancee's friends. Not necessarily gifts either. for example: she had a big week of exams a month or two ago so I made her sandwiches for each day of the week so she'd at not have to worry about living off of ramen. it's fun seeing her eyes light up

>>386820285
I found it's always people who hang out with other meth users. Generally they see drugs as being something you do if you're tough and can handle a rough lifestyle, they start because they want to be cool and look down on the rest of society for being weak and unable to handle drugs

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>>386820483
oh fuck my sides

>>386818016
Ex in highschool almost talked me into getting her a 2DS when they came out, good thing I didn't be cause that relationship only lasted a few more months.

>>386821045
Wow, I didn't know people still used that term. Last person I heard say 'Indian giver' was my parents.

>>386828617
Alcoholics and weedboys think like that. People on harder shit like meth either want to get you on it because they're fucked up and legitimately think it's amazing or they realize how fucked up it is and want someone else who is worse than them to relate with. Or they want to sell it to you.

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>>386820445
You new here or something? I've been using this trip for awhile. My archive is becoming a big guy.

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>>386819990
>Isn't jamie a girl's name?
yes

>>386829140
Just go away

Buy my girlfriend games a lot, but we share similar taste so it's essentially buying myself a game anyway. Can't remember the last time I bought her a game and didn't end up playing it

>>386818016
you mean buying a game to give to a girl, or buying a game for yourself because it had a girl in it?

yes to both
I have no regrets

>>386829140
>tripfags
go back to the hellhole you spawned from

>>386819990
desu ex taught me that not necessarily

>>386829140
>Yeah, I'm kind of famous around here. You haven't heard of me, you must be new.
I just ignore faggots so I must have missed you. If you want to make a name for yourself or whatever, you do that LITERALLY anywhere but here, this anonymous image board.

I sometimes buy my gf some game I come across on steam when it's cheap and seems like she might enjoy it.

>>386828327
Yes, it's great. One of my favourites on the DS.

I bought a game off the wishlist of the girl who was ghosting me just as a thank you for making me happy prior to the ghosting

She never accepted it though guess she misinterpreted the gesture as some last ditch effort to get in her good graces

Not counting my nieces? I got this one girl at work Nuts and Bolts for the 360.

>>386831212
Why'd you do that?

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>>386818016
Yes.
I mean mostly Bethesda games (since Oblivion). I don't give a single fuck about the RPG elements or the lack of them I just want slootines, bikinis and harem.

>>386831285
We casually talked about video games a couple of times during breaks. She mentioned how much she loved Viva Piñata so I got her a copy of it.

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>>386822962
Well, this got real quickly.

>>386831043
>just as a thank you for making me happy prior to the ghosting
That's kinda of sad, not gonna lie. No wonder she misinterpreted it
>Person is clearly cutting contact with you
>H-HEY HERE'S A GIFT

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>>386818016

>buy boyfriend a game and he doesn't play it even once
>he then expresses interest in the sequel after it's announced

Is there some mind game he's playing with me? I don't understand.

>>386833780
He's testing if you're actually gay.

>>386833463
It was Xenoverse 2 and she was all "nooo why would you" I just told her to enjoy it and warned how semi grindy it is

Admittedly I felt pretty dumb when she didn't even bother to claim it but oh well

>>386833818
I'm not a guy though. Why would he do that?

>>386833906
He just want you to buy him stuff like a faggot

How do I find a girlfriend? I'm willing to pay for steam games.

>>386835157
I'll be your girlfriend if you buy me gameu

>>386835203
Mail me your steam :)

[email protected]

>>386835203
>>386835340
where are you??

>>386835203
Come on don't you want free games... dad can buy them :)

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@386835729
I was just having a laugh m8 stop pestering me.

>>386835792
Don't be like that :(

Not intentionally. I ended up giving a girl my copy of Persona 3 FES back in high school cause I hated it and figured it was right up the alley of someone obsessed with hot topic, invader zim and nightmare before christmas. Turns out I was right.

Yes. Not a girlfriend though, just a really good friend, and she's bought games for me too. Once bought her .hack G.U. Vol 3 as it was the only .hack game she was missing. She gave me a sealed copy of my favorite game: Fire Emblem The Blazing Sword once.

>>386818016
I did for a boy, why would I waste my money on a girl?

>>386836047
this

>>386821636
fuck, i know this, real good

>>386829140

kys

>>386818016

I bought Sims 2 for my sister a while back, because I heard of it's reputation as "a Girl Thing".

In hindsight, I wonder if she felt insulted...