What i expected / what i got thread

This is not going to end well...

These posts are literal /b/ tier shit.

Go back.

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>>386665235
>>386666310
>>386667269

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>>386667476
You're a bigger faggot than the people you criticise.

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>>386665113

>>386667476
Accurate

>>386667294
cringe

>>386668280
Still remains the best one.

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>>386665113

>>386666310
Fuck off then

NIGGER.

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>>386665113

>>386667939
10/10

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>>386669015

>>386670283
Puzzle Agent was a great proof of concept of what could have been an amazing episodic series.
As it stands, it feels completely hollow. Yeah, those two hours show how awesome the concept would be if it actually existed. But then it ends and there is nothing of it.
The second episode is absolute bollocks.

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>>386667176

>>386669081
this one is actually quite faithful

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>>386670513
what is wrong with 2?

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>>386671041
good one

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>>386665113

>>386671101
It attempts to resolve and explain a story whose biggest strength was in what was left untold.
2 should have been a new case.
3 should have been a new case.
4 should have been a new case, maybe with a throwback reference to the first one giving a bit of light on SOME aspect of it, but leave the rest a mystery.
And so on.

The fun of Puzzle Agent was the world, not the actual story. I did not need to fucking know that Olaf was an astrophysicist who invented Lunar Ray and that disturbed the fucking dwarves and that is why everything was happening.
The world in which Dwarves do weird shit is far more compelling than the one where the shit is explained Condemned 2 style.

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>>386671178
I prefer this one

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>>386671601
what a shame, are the puzzles still fun in 2?

>>386671767
Oh, shit, you did not play it?!
I'm sorry, I did not want to fucking spoil it, I just assumed that you played it and nobody else would care.

The puzzles are... well, more of the same. They aren't bad. I can't think of a single one that would stuck out in my mind, but then again I kinda zoned out the puzzles in the first game too.

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>>386671862
yeah have not played 2 yet but I played the first because someone told me it was like professor Layton but Canadian.

>>386667625
What the fuck is that creepy looking shit.

>>386672049
If you are after the puzzles and not the story, and if you even remotely enjoyed the first one, then you are going to enjoy the second one.
It's more of the same, gameplay wise and even tone-wise. It's just that I think they are totally wasting the potential of the universe by revisiting and explaining a mystery that worked so damn well as a mystery, and that takes place in already established universe full of other mysteries.

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spoilers for the whole game

>>386672206
>What the fuck is that creepy looking shit.
You mean Unteralterbach?
It's a satirical German loli porn VN.

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>>386671469
accurate

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>>386665113

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>>386672223
I might get it a shot I really like this guys work. I hope I do not find the story too disappointing.

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>>386672261
Literal autism

>>386672223
It has better gameplay and the best ending neutral
Still you're right, it also retcons a shitload and wastes its main villain badly.

>>386672575
that was a good video
Early Tori Black was real good

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>>386672261
single handedly out autismed everyone else in this thread

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>>386670906

>>386672802
<<buddy>>
flamenco intensifies

>>386672206
Lurk 700 years

>>386673662
This is the only one of these I like, because there's no single image that can describe EYE.

>>386672337
Where can you even download it nowadays?
I played it back when it just came out but never beat it because I'm too dumb for VNs and there were no guides yet.
I tried downloading it now (from its own site) but it just links to some stop page.

>>386674128
Honestly I don't know. Google. Try common torrent sites.
I haven't played it since the German version just came out...

>>386668336
can you elaborate? This game is in my wish list for a long time and now I'm kinda scared

>>386673662

One of the few games where the imagespam in the third panel is appropriate

>>386667996
this is fien

>>386665113
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>386667828
ENTRANCE FOR ALL KOLECHIANS IS PROHIBITED

>>386668336
wtf

>>386675183
I don't get it.

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>>386669470
>the "What I expected" panel is a more accurate representation of the game than "What I got"

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>>386665113

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>>386665113
That game was fucking stupid as fuck

>kills those civilians
>DO IT NOW
>IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE
>Mission Failed: You did not kill the civilians

>kill those civilians
>....
>Oh my god you killed those civilians do you feel like a hero now

>>386675743
But you were the one that kept playing the game! You could have turned it off at any point! :^)

>>386668901
I wasnt the only person expecting like a metal version of Dynasty Warriors with kickass Guitar Hero style boss fights?

>>386675635

Well, what are people USUALLY referencing when they refer to a cat stuck in a box?

>>386675743
The game is about Walker you tard, not you.

>>386675828
Oh, right. Schrodinger's cat.

>>386675482
I don't get it.

>>386668901
Did you get an instant classic?

>>386675736
Meh.

I like this one >>386668520 a lot more.
Though I HAVE to give props for the children kicking the sand. It would be probably funnier if you used just that one and skipped the rest of the images.

>>386675183
>Schrodinger's Cat joke
Could you possibly scream "I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT" any louder?

>>386675927
Go and play Deus Ex then. Seriously, it's one of the best games ever made, what the fuck are you doing here not having it played yet.

>>386675927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxVPPy5w9NA

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>>386674675
Also

>>386667625
>forgetting the jews
Anon please

>>386676034
He must have quite the Schrodinger's Dick.

>>386676002
No this one's far more accurate

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I bet you forgot about this game

>>386676001
it would have been if it didn't suddenly end halfway through

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>>386665369
>Game is so too deep for you that brainlets don't even notice the depth
Masterclass of vidya

>>386676034
I wouldn't even call it accurate to describe Bioshock Infinite. Given that the writers clearly don't understand how multiple universes work.

>>386676348
Not really. The children are a good reference to an optional, near easter-egg ending that has no relevance to the actual plot.
Bottles are a mechanic, yes, but nowhere near as big of a deal to warrant their presence.
Acting might be an important part of the game, but why you chose a faggy colorful image like this is beyond me. Rest is barely related. In now way does it reflect the tone, the mood or the experience of the game.
I'm an absolute asshole. Fuck, even I don't know why I'm writing this.

>>386668671
Fucking accurate

>>386667939
I love this game but every time i get 1/3 through i get distracted by something and end up forgetting all the optimal decisions, this has happened 3 times, should i cave in and go for a guide?

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>>386668993
>people referencing "I'm the goddamn batman" like it's not a comically terrible line
I want to execute the normies

>>386671373
accurate

>>386674883
Sequel never ever

>>386676730
To be honest, when Valkyria WASN'T showeling the insane anime bullshit down your throat, or getting you stuck in some of the worst network of menus ever devised by man, it was kinda decent and at times almost tactical.

>>386676945
I didn't find that picture very fair. It should have just been Alicia running to the end.

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>>386665113

>>386668140
Accurate

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For real though scout flag rushing was broken.

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>>386677594
I tried to limit it to missions where I was just grinding for XP.

>>386675574
Getting the plats for xcom 1 and 2 drained the life right out of me, I don't think I will ever enjoy another xcom game as long as I live

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>>386665113

>>386676706
Nah, it's definitely one of those "the journey is more important the destination" kinda games. Just commit to a skill or two from each skill type and you should be fine, and frame it in the mindset of what type of ruler she would be. For a freebie, being a magical girl basically makes you win automatically

>>386676730
This was the last time I listened to any advice on this shit board. This game was shilled all the time here and it's the most braindead generic animu crap I have ever had the distaste of playing.

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>>386677175

>>386667176
Big Iron a best

>>386668671
God 999 was so good

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>>386665113
fixed OP

>>386674458
I liked brink

>>386667294
Holy shit, I made this.

I remember because I got shit for youtubing the genocide run

ebin

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>>386678591
oh yeah I remember all the replies.

>>386677549
The SSX reboot does not get enough love.

>>386677594
how much does that break the game?
need some context

>>386675971
This it too accurate, fuck you

>>386679454
Nintenbros really have the worst, unfunniest memes.

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>>386678335
>>386678335

>>386676730
Dropped it when you get the pig thing mascot. Too bad because the gameplay was neat but I can't stand moe trash.

>>386679706
/pol/ shouldn't be allowed on /v/

Someone post the Zeno Clash one

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>>386665113
>>386666310
>>386667269

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John Romero, we hardly knew thee.

>>386679676
Should have added "my waifu" at the bottom

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>>386678803

>>386679706
>one instance of dialogue that relates to things you feel strongly about
What a shit game.

>>386682361
>Transistor
>Trying to be deep

I will never understand this opinion or how anyone could feel that way. Fucking Call of Duty has tried around 3x harder to be deep.

>>386676881
This is literally the only game that encourages you to make an absolute fucking mess of the "what I got" phase.

and you didn't use the term chucklefuck, valid salad, icy in owcee, condom, or robust. 5/10.

>>386674449
the gameplay is great and if you like "fanservice" then you'll love it, if you don't then you'll look past it because it's incredibly fun

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>>386665113

Can someone post Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

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here we go

>>386684218
Is it that good? I never tried it and i really need a new game.
I fucking loved Diablo II.

>>386684765
be my guest man, new expansion just released
game is challenging and complex

>>386684938
Alright thanks i will give it a try.

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Genuinely impressed for a game that cost me a dollar.

>>386676476
This is way too accurate
>here all this crazy shit about Persona 5
>half the game is the cat telling you to go to sleep.

>>386668336
Feels like this is a bullshit lie to get a lot of people excited about a a shit game.

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>>386665113

>>386679316
You can win a match by either killing all enemies or capturing their main base. If you buff a scout unit enough, you can capture their main base on the first round.

>>386669694
It's still the best indie game ever

>>386685768
what?

>>386669694
>BARKLEY
>2
>WHEN

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>>386686089
What part do you need explaining?

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>>386665113

>>386686302
Overheat, PR and the 0-5.

>>386672206
It's you fucking off to Reddit, nigger.

>>386686425
spot the persona babby.

>>386676910
(You)

>>386686219
11/11/2023
The promise has been made.

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>>386665113

>>386667476
Best one so far

>>386676910
Maybe if you are half brain retard,the game is predictable as my sex life.

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>>386686426
>Overheated
A status that prevents you from attacking, jumping, or running. It is game-breaking and the best weapons in the game are Fire-aligned weapons that inflict it. It also gets inflicted on you if you use your Special Attacks too often.

>PR
The Otaku Rangers, basically Power Rangers with bird biker helmets who work for an old man with an ear-muff fetish.

>0-5
That refers to the Special Meter, which allows you to perform special attacks. The Scarface pic refers to how Machine Guns being the best weapon for building up your special meter, going from nothing to max in no time flat.

>>386681664
>half the plot of MLA can be summed up by candy brand names
I'm 'avin a giggle m8

>>386686624
You are supposed to use pictures, not text.

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>>386665113

>>386679706
Do you know its ironic and it is a running joke along the game

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>>386687023
Thanks, so how good is that game?
and i forgot to ask about that black ranger with lion o face.

>>386670283
Just like in the game.

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>>386687873
Black Lion-O Ranger refers to my personal favorite LBX, Destroyer, who is the personal LBX of Kamiya Kujo.

Also the game's great. It's got some issues but it's still a solid game. I don't think it'll ever happen but I still hope that W gets ported over to the States.

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>>386672359
>my LTG thread is there

>>386672876
I fucking miss this licence so goddamn much. I would be so hype if they could make an Endless Ocean 3 for Switch.

>>386688164
horn users get a lot of underserved shit from other players.

>>386678403
araragi?

>>386675698
Farcry 3 was actually decent compared to Fallout 3

>>386689174

geme?

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>>386665113

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>>386689343
fortune summoner

still haven't finished it since I started 5 years ago

Those combos

are too much

>>386668280
This is how this meme should be done

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>>386689371
please don't remind me

>>386674128
http://unteralterbach.net/index.en.html
here

>>386672337
So there's no actual pedophilia involved, right? Because it looks interesting if so.

>>386689918
>So there's no actual pedophilia involved, right?
Uh... what do you mean "actual"?
The six (I think it's six) little girls you get to fuck in every single orifice over the course of the story are all fictional. So it's not "actual" children you'll get to watch stuffing a traffic cone up their snatch or get high on weed and then chock on your cock - it's all just pictures and text, ones and zeroes.

>>386690363
My government disagrees.

PLAYED:
>Aragami
Expected:
>Dishonored + Japan
Got:
>Lore, Charakter, shit level design, Edge

>>386678403
Switch the What I got and What I expected and it's accurate

>>386678535
New bait record.

>>386690616
Well, sorry to hear that. That must suck.

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>>386682467
>one instance
>>386687790
>its ironic

>>386691202
Have you actually played the game?
Or, hell, read the fucking pic in question? Because even if you read those two screens, you'd notice that the game is clearly making fun of the woman.

>>386669616

neck yourself

>>386678691
pffff, there goes my sierra mist.

>>386667476
I think we can go more meta, don't you agree /v/?

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>>386665235

>>386679813

Stop it cancer, half of /pol/ was already part of this board before you even heard of 4chan on reddit.