What i expected / what i got thread
This is not going to end well...
These posts are literal /b/ tier shit.
Go back.
>>386665235
>>386666310
>>386667269
>>386667476
You're a bigger faggot than the people you criticise.
>>386665113
>>386667476
Accurate
>>386667294
cringe
>>386668280
Still remains the best one.
>>386665113
>>386666310
Fuck off then
NIGGER.
>>386667939
10/10
>>386670283
Puzzle Agent was a great proof of concept of what could have been an amazing episodic series.
As it stands, it feels completely hollow. Yeah, those two hours show how awesome the concept would be if it actually existed. But then it ends and there is nothing of it.
The second episode is absolute bollocks.
>>386667176
>>386669081
this one is actually quite faithful
>>386670513
what is wrong with 2?
>>386671041
good one
>>386665113
>>386671101
It attempts to resolve and explain a story whose biggest strength was in what was left untold.
2 should have been a new case.
3 should have been a new case.
4 should have been a new case, maybe with a throwback reference to the first one giving a bit of light on SOME aspect of it, but leave the rest a mystery.
And so on.
The fun of Puzzle Agent was the world, not the actual story. I did not need to fucking know that Olaf was an astrophysicist who invented Lunar Ray and that disturbed the fucking dwarves and that is why everything was happening.
The world in which Dwarves do weird shit is far more compelling than the one where the shit is explained Condemned 2 style.
>>386671178
I prefer this one
>>386671601
what a shame, are the puzzles still fun in 2?
>>386671767
Oh, shit, you did not play it?!
I'm sorry, I did not want to fucking spoil it, I just assumed that you played it and nobody else would care.
The puzzles are... well, more of the same. They aren't bad. I can't think of a single one that would stuck out in my mind, but then again I kinda zoned out the puzzles in the first game too.
>>386671862
yeah have not played 2 yet but I played the first because someone told me it was like professor Layton but Canadian.
>>386667625
What the fuck is that creepy looking shit.
>>386672049
If you are after the puzzles and not the story, and if you even remotely enjoyed the first one, then you are going to enjoy the second one.
It's more of the same, gameplay wise and even tone-wise. It's just that I think they are totally wasting the potential of the universe by revisiting and explaining a mystery that worked so damn well as a mystery, and that takes place in already established universe full of other mysteries.
spoilers for the whole game
>>386672206
>What the fuck is that creepy looking shit.
You mean Unteralterbach?
It's a satirical German loli porn VN.
>>386671469accurate
>>386665113
>>386672223
I might get it a shot I really like this guys work. I hope I do not find the story too disappointing.
>>386672261
Literal autism
>>386672223
It has better gameplay and the best endingneutral
Still you're right, it also retcons a shitload and wastes its main villain badly.
>>386672575that was a good videoEarly Tori Black was real good
>>386672261
single handedly out autismed everyone else in this thread
>>386670906
>>386672802
<<buddy>>flamenco intensifies
>>386672206
Lurk 700 years
>>386673662
This is the only one of these I like, because there's no single image that can describe EYE.
>>386672337
Where can you even download it nowadays?
I played it back when it just came out but never beat it becauseI'm too dumb for VNs and there were no guides yet.
I tried downloading it now (from its own site) but it just links to some stop page.
>>386674128
Honestly I don't know. Google. Try common torrent sites.
I haven't played it since the German version just came out...
>>386668336
can you elaborate? This game is in my wish list for a long time and now I'm kinda scared
>>386673662
One of the few games where the imagespam in the third panel is appropriate
>>386667996
this is fien
>>386665113
Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>386667828
ENTRANCE FOR ALL KOLECHIANS IS PROHIBITED
>>386668336
wtf
>>386675183
I don't get it.
>>386669470
>the "What I expected" panel is a more accurate representation of the game than "What I got"
>>386665113
>>386665113
That game was fucking stupid as fuck
>kills those civilians
>DO IT NOW
>IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE
>Mission Failed: You did not kill the civilians
>kill those civilians
>....
>Oh my god you killed those civilians do you feel like a hero now
>>386675743
But you were the one that kept playing the game! You could have turned it off at any point! :^)
>>386668901
I wasnt the only person expecting like a metal version of Dynasty Warriors with kickass Guitar Hero style boss fights?
>>386675635
Well, what are people USUALLY referencing when they refer to a cat stuck in a box?
>>386675743
The game is about Walker you tard, not you.
>>386675828
Oh, right. Schrodinger's cat.
>>386675482
I don't get it.
>>386668901
Did you get an instant classic?
>>386675736
Meh.
I like this one >>386668520 a lot more.
Though I HAVE to give props for the children kicking the sand. It would be probably funnier if you used just that one and skipped the rest of the images.
>>386675183
>Schrodinger's Cat joke
Could you possibly scream "I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT" any louder?
>>386675927
Go and play Deus Ex then. Seriously, it's one of the best games ever made, what the fuck are you doing here not having it played yet.
>>386675927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxVPPy5w9NA
>>386674675
Also
>>386667625
>forgetting the jews
Anon please
>>386676034
He must have quite the Schrodinger's Dick.
>>386676002
No this one's far more accurate
I bet you forgot about this game
>>386676001
it would have been if it didn't suddenly end halfway through
>>386665369
>Game is so too deep for you that brainlets don't even notice the depth
Masterclass of vidya
>>386676034
I wouldn't even call it accurate to describe Bioshock Infinite. Given that the writers clearly don't understand how multiple universes work.
>>386676348
Not really. The children are a good reference to an optional, near easter-egg ending that has no relevance to the actual plot.
Bottles are a mechanic, yes, but nowhere near as big of a deal to warrant their presence.
Acting might be an important part of the game, but why you chose a faggy colorful image like this is beyond me. Rest is barely related. In now way does it reflect the tone, the mood or the experience of the game.I'm an absolute asshole. Fuck, even I don't know why I'm writing this.
>>386668671
Fucking accurate
>>386667939
I love this game but every time i get 1/3 through i get distracted by something and end up forgetting all the optimal decisions, this has happened 3 times, should i cave in and go for a guide?
>>386668993
>people referencing "I'm the goddamn batman" like it's not a comically terrible line
I want to execute the normies
>>386671373
accurate
>>386674883
Sequel never ever
>>386676730
To be honest, when Valkyria WASN'T showeling the insane anime bullshit down your throat, or getting you stuck in some of the worst network of menus ever devised by man, it was kinda decent and at times almost tactical.
>>386676945
I didn't find that picture very fair. It should have just been Alicia running to the end.
>>386668140
Accurate
For real though scout flag rushing was broken.
>>386677594
I tried to limit it to missions where I was just grinding for XP.
>>386675574
Getting the plats for xcom 1 and 2 drained the life right out of me, I don't think I will ever enjoy another xcom game as long as I live
>>386665113
>>386676706
Nah, it's definitely one of those "the journey is more important the destination" kinda games. Just commit to a skill or two from each skill type and you should be fine, and frame it in the mindset of what type of ruler she would be. For a freebie, being a magical girl basically makes you win automatically
>>386676730
This was the last time I listened to any advice on this shit board. This game was shilled all the time here and it's the most braindead generic animu crap I have ever had the distaste of playing.
>>386677175
>>386667176
Big Iron a best
>>386668671
God 999 was so good
>>386665113
fixed OP
>>386674458
I liked brink
>>386667294
Holy shit, I made this.I remember because I got shit for youtubing the genocide run
ebin
>>386678591
oh yeah I remember all the replies.
>>386677549
The SSX reboot does not get enough love.
>>386677594
how much does that break the game?
need some context
>>386675971
This it too accurate, fuck you
>>386679454
Nintenbros really have the worst, unfunniest memes.
>>386678335
>>386678335
>>386676730
Dropped it when you get the pig thing mascot. Too bad because the gameplay was neat but I can't stand moe trash.
>>386679706
/pol/ shouldn't be allowed on /v/
Someone post the Zeno Clash one
>>386665113
>>386666310
>>386667269
John Romero, we hardly knew thee.
>>386679676
Should have added "my waifu" at the bottom
>>386678803
>>386679706
>one instance of dialogue that relates to things you feel strongly about
What a shit game.
>>386682361
>Transistor
>Trying to be deep
I will never understand this opinion or how anyone could feel that way. Fucking Call of Duty has tried around 3x harder to be deep.
>>386676881
This is literally the only game that encourages you to make an absolute fucking mess of the "what I got" phase.and you didn't use the term chucklefuck, valid salad, icy in owcee, condom, or robust. 5/10.
>>386674449
the gameplay is great and if you like "fanservice" then you'll love it, if you don't then you'll look past it because it's incredibly fun
Can someone post Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.
here we go
>>386684218
Is it that good? I never tried it and i really need a new game.
I fucking loved Diablo II.
>>386684765
be my guest man, new expansion just released
game is challenging and complex
>>386684938
Alright thanks i will give it a try.
Genuinely impressed for a game that cost me a dollar.
>>386676476
This is way too accurate
>here all this crazy shit about Persona 5
>half the game is the cat telling you to go to sleep.
>>386668336
Feels like this is a bullshit lie to get a lot of people excited about a a shit game.
>>386679316
You can win a match by either killing all enemies or capturing their main base. If you buff a scout unit enough, you can capture their main base on the first round.
>>386669694
It's still the best indie game ever
>>386685768
what?
>>386669694
>BARKLEY
>2
>WHEN
>>386686089
What part do you need explaining?
>>386665113
>>386686302
Overheat, PR and the 0-5.
>>386672206
It's you fucking off to Reddit, nigger.
>>386686425
spot the persona babby.
>>386676910
(You)
>>386686219
11/11/2023
The promise has been made.
>>386665113
>>386667476
Best one so far
>>386676910
Maybe if you are half brain retard,the game is predictable as my sex life.
>>386686426
>Overheated
A status that prevents you from attacking, jumping, or running. It is game-breaking and the best weapons in the game are Fire-aligned weapons that inflict it. It also gets inflicted on you if you use your Special Attacks too often.
>PR
The Otaku Rangers, basically Power Rangers with bird biker helmets who work for an old man with an ear-muff fetish.
>0-5
That refers to the Special Meter, which allows you to perform special attacks. The Scarface pic refers to how Machine Guns being the best weapon for building up your special meter, going from nothing to max in no time flat.
>>386681664
>half the plot of MLA can be summed up by candy brand names
I'm 'avin a giggle m8
>>386686624
You are supposed to use pictures, not text.
>>386665113
>>386679706
Do you know its ironic and it is a running joke along the game
>>386687023
Thanks, so how good is that game?
and i forgot to ask about that black ranger with lion o face.
>>386670283
Just like in the game.
>>386687873
Black Lion-O Ranger refers to my personal favorite LBX, Destroyer, who is the personal LBX of Kamiya Kujo.
Also the game's great. It's got some issues but it's still a solid game. I don't think it'll ever happen but I still hope that W gets ported over to the States.
>>386672359
>my LTG thread is there
>>386672876
I fucking miss this licence so goddamn much. I would be so hype if they could make an Endless Ocean 3 for Switch.
>>386688164
horn users get a lot of underserved shit from other players.
>>386678403
araragi?
>>386675698
Farcry 3 was actually decent compared to Fallout 3
>>386689174
geme?
>>386665113
>>386689343
fortune summoner
still haven't finished it since I started 5 years ago
Those combos
are too much
>>386668280
This is how this meme should be done
>>386689371
please don't remind me
>>386674128
http://unteralterbach.net/index.en.html
here
>>386672337
So there's no actual pedophilia involved, right? Because it looks interesting if so.
>>386689918
>So there's no actual pedophilia involved, right?
Uh... what do you mean "actual"?
The six (I think it's six) little girls you get to fuck in every single orifice over the course of the story are all fictional. So it's not "actual" children you'll get to watch stuffing a traffic cone up their snatch or get high on weed and then chock on your cock - it's all just pictures and text, ones and zeroes.
>>386690363
My government disagrees.
PLAYED:
>Aragami
Expected:
>Dishonored + Japan
Got:>Lore, Charakter, shit level design, Edge
>>386678403
Switch the What I got and What I expected and it's accurate
>>386678535
New bait record.
>>386690616
Well, sorry to hear that. That must suck.
>>386682467
>one instance
>>386687790
>its ironic
>>386691202
Have you actually played the game?
Or, hell, read the fucking pic in question? Because even if you read those two screens, you'd notice that the game is clearly making fun of the woman.
>>386669616
neck yourself
>>386678691
pffff, there goes my sierra mist.
>>386667476
I think we can go more meta, don't you agree /v/?
>>386665235
>>386679813
Stop it cancer, half of /pol/ was already part of this board before you even heard of 4chan on reddit.
>>386674449
bullet hell bosses the require exact execution and memorization to win against and/or precise execution of spells heal/attack, like imagine hitting a boss 34 times and only doing 20 percent damage to it's health, then it's abilities upgrade and do so 3,4 more times before the fight ends.
>>386673597
>waifu
>>386691758
>/pol/ revisionist history
This site used to be liberal until your folk came along and started ruining every board, so much so that there's a whole containment board for you sister fuckers.
>>386669312
wanted a good lisa portrait, got this instead. I am disappoint anon.
>>386691886
>a whole containment board for you sister fuckers.
and it's still not working.
>>386691952
of course it can't magically prevent every single /pol/tard from posting on other boards but it does help a lot, moot realized that when he stupidly deleted /new/.
>>386691415
>>386692023
they could enact something similar to Global Rule 15
>>386667176
That's how you play the game listening to Jonny Guitar.
>>386672567
tail of the sky also fits this.
>>386692125
they can't do shit, mods are slow as tits and nothing can be made about that, even pony posts here take a while to get deleted.
>>386692320
Cringe.
OC coming through
>>386668280
Accurate.
>>386692387
but him but shut up idiot
>>386692023
>>386692125
>>386692274
/pol/ has done nothing wrong
>>386692125
>>386692023
>>386691952
You guys can fondle each others dick as long as you like, it's still the truth you idiots.
>Buhuh stay out of my safezone
>>386676550
call of pirpyat was a bro extravaganza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRrGCVlMHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABbc-O_3_Ac
https://youtu.be/fU6ZTtb4VbE
Spec Ops had the GOAT ost as well
>>386678057
pretty much this, still shows up on those "god tier" jrpg games charts.
>>386692652
What's the truth? That /pol/ is cancer and needed a containment board from how terrible it was? That the site used to be much better before you retarded inbreds came along?
>>386667176
You wanna know something,I have to replay this and 3,when I got 4 I didn't bother putting in the code for 3 so I may have to buy it since my disk is fucked to hell.I'm replaying 4,I like it although that's never a popular opinion,and whenever I hear a song from 3 I get all nostalgic.
>>386678057
>>386692759
Sorry you have shit taste, anons. Maybe Fire Emblem would be more your taste? It's babby's first SRPG after all.
>>386692771
No that half of this board is /pol/.
You know, the first thing I clearly said.
Also /pol/ has been on this board longer than you little disgusting being.
>>386692754
I am not trusting the tastes of a Frogposter
>>386679316
when doing optional grinding you get points not based on actual strategic execution, but just on how fast you capture a flag.
>>386678335
this is a fucking mess anon.
>>386691942
i might move to Pennsylvania do to comfy threads about it on /pol/
>>386667828
Accurate.
>>386665113
Comfiest roguelike avaliable.
>>386692857
uhh uhh, my argument, uh, no it's really good, YOU'RE the problem
good try anon, i'm still not revising my review of it.
>>386691886
>this site used to be liberal until the people using it grew out of liberalism
Fixed it for you.
>>386665113
>>386694591
LOL I was about to post this one
>>386694474
Nope, you people came along because of Obama and moot had to contain you in /new/ because of how childish, annoying and board-ruining you were.
>>386667625
Sauce on the doujin?
>>386691612
Is it that good?
I played NieR Automata, I was expecting usual Yoko Taro and I got usual Yoko Taro and the help from complete strangers to carry the weight of the world
>>386694901
>because of how childish, annoying and board-ruining you were.
I can say the same shit for /pol/
>>386695231
Game was trash
>>386686681
I don't get it
>>386667176
I never did like Johnny Guitar. No qualm with anyone who does, it just didn't do anything for me.
Hearing In The Shadow of the Valley out there in the Mojave dusk, however...that fucking hurts.
>>386695312
This.
>>386686359
Does it have some mods/patches?
>>386667176
>posting pepe frog
Can you just hurry up and fuck off, /pol/tard?
>>386695708
>/pol/tard trying to falseflag
Embarassing.
>>386695758
>implying
Fuck off.
>>386675204
Stella Glow is a sobering game
>>386695856
Yes, you'd have to be a retard to believe that pepe is /pol/ only.
>>386668895
tell me about them rabbits
Second best SC game.
>>386675912
fallout 4's story is nowhere near as good as finding nemo's story go fuck yoruself
>>386679454
Bullshit. You played Super Mario 64 long before half-A presses and hacks.
>>386695915
Isn't he though? They're basically the only ones still using him.
>>386696069
wow you're very smart anon.
>>386669015
Pretty much.
>oh boy, tumblr time travel simulator
>shit I'm probably going to drop this midway through the second episode, I just can't identify with Max
>ep 3/4
>oh, okay, so it's about the loss of innocence
>i need a drink
>>386695708
make me fat ass
>>386675574
I've always wanted to make a Stargate total conversion mod for XCOM with three different campaigns/difficulties, with Cheyenne mountain as easy, Atlantis as medium, and Destiny as hard
>>386695565
Johnny Guitar is fucking shit. I exchanged it for Grandma Plays the Numbers.
>>386696713
Thanks for the sauce famalam
>>386696106
is this your first day on 4chan?
>>386695010
>He doesn't know Shiwasu no Okina
That specific manga is gonna have a hentai adaptation soon.
>>386675457
This is accurate. DDneon is a fucking joy.
>>386672206
Back to r*ddit, newfag.
>>386696847
Oh shit here he is, ponybros about to get BTFO
>>386696948
It already got it and it was pretty damn bad.
>>386670471
Fucking kek
>>386669015
Fug breddy much
>>386694438
Neither of you had arguments.
>>386665113
>>386668435
That color grading is too fucking good
>>386697734
Goddammit. I should've known.
>>386684218
I remember playing this 2 years back, beat the prison boss as a shadow and dropped it. Came back when I heard of that big update and made a witch. Games really fucking fun, after this necromancer run I think I'm going to go back and play as a shadow again. Deleted my old one and made a new one and just got past Hillock before jumping back to my witch. Although I keep fucking DCing and lagging at act 5 I think it is? The act that introduces the dry lake
>>386665113
R/gaming needs to leave
>>386696847
Fuck your dog, Lee.
>>386701981
t. newfag
>>386668140
RoF is a mess, it feels unfinished with q plot and characters that go no where and a combat system that shows all it got in the first 2 hours and never evolve beyond that, i played the game twice once in 2010 and my save file got fucked because of the Sony hacks in which i lost my password so i couldn't use that save which was around chapter 10 or something before the chrismas mission, and the second time in early 2016 and i finished it this time and i felt like my time was wasted playing it, it's a shame it had a lot of good ideas but the obvious low budget, Tri Ace incompetence produced a half baked RPG which is a 6/10 at best.
>>386678043
You expected WAY too much.heh
>>386672923
The combinations of playing Catherine and Persona 4 for the first time the weeks after JBP got big was fascinated. Only had a great deal of self loathing and sorting
>>386691886
>Site used to be liberal
Nigga 4chan was never political it was always just trolling and if anything it was libertarian. Now that feminism is ruining everything people are just against that but oh no its the republican boogey man
>>386668901
I see we have a patrician ITT
>>386668435
sleeping dogs was actually a lot of fun tbqh
>>386680860
kek
NEW THREAD
>>386709101
>>386709101
>>386709101
>>386675698
farcry 3 plays better and has a more interesting story than f4 honestly
>>386688875
game name?
>>386668520
damn thanks for reminding me this exists
dling rn
>>386676730
This is true for every thing after the first game though. VC1 at least had some restraint.
>>386669470
That made me giggle a bit
>>386669974
Fuck me. That sudoku
>>386665113
I didn't feel anything from this game. Your choices make no difference, it ultimately just forces you into a linear path of "youre the real bad guy xD111!"
Grow up you liberal faggot.
>>386713937
>OP likes a game i don't like
>liberal faggot
pls kys /pol/
>>386713997
>muh /pol/ buggy mahn
found the numale.
>>386714091
>muh numale ess jay double-yuuu boogy mahn
found the /pol/ack
>>386678182
Disasterpiece is aheavy 9 to light 10
>>386668280
Right on point
>>386685676
It's got nothing to do with any of the bottom panel story-wise, but gameplay-wise, yeah, it's not for the faint of heart. The game is a metroidvania SHMUP, extremely polished and very difficult.
The art style is of course divisive but even if you're not into that sort of thing, if you can at least tolerate it then there's a hell of a game in there for you.
>>386714091
Fuck off normalfag
>>386669015
Fucking feels as fuc.
>>386688389
Yeah, pretty accurate
>>386669081
If you went into that expecting OOT you must not have been paying attention to any of the stuff they were showing off or saying before the game's release.
>>386675395
I like this one.
>>386671606
>>386671178
bad game
>>386678464
kek bretty good.
>>386695628
pretty fucking accurate
>>386679706
Fucking RUINED!!!!!
>>386676576
top fuckin' kek
>>386695953
KEK
>>386695376
Kiting
>>386678182
Is Fez any good? I've never played it but I was thinking about buying it and giving it a go.
>>386666310
/v/ is literal /b/ tier shit.
>>386725520
Yes.
>>386673662
Literately the ALPHA and OMEGA of this meme
>>386693378
>comparing yume nikki to a fucking undertale
You just went full retard.
some people aren't good at this form of communication....
>>386668671
what i got should be Clue+SAW+everything already in what i got, honestly
Template?
>>386672261
Why did the kid have red hair if she has a different mother than Battler
i'm entirely spoiled on this ""game"" anyways
>>386674965
the only accurate Bioshock one
>>386695784
did you forgot your gots
>>386685768
Fuck yeah I love this game. I spent so many hours in the arcade mode alone.
>>386695702
Unfortunately only I only know of the Auto Fixer although I didnt use it.
The game is really unfinished by the time you get to the end you will have the look at least quest list so you dont waste hours of time.
>>386695312
and still the best FF with the bestest OST.
>>386673058
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON HERE