So this fuck head wrote a review for Hellblade 1/10 and then

BORN DIFFERENT

>>386626597
His statements and second review where reasonable. He hated it for the fact it locked him into a complete replay of the game by virtue of a shitty glitch that kept him dying over and over again which then deletes the save.

I would be infuriated too desu.

>>386626597
He gave it a 1 because he got stuck with a progression-blocking bug, which is totally fair.

>>386626597
>caring about (((professional reviewers))) in any capacity

>>386627234
BORN INNOCENT

>>386627364
God damn he wants to be blacked so bad doesn't he?

>>386626597
Games deserve a 1/10 if they're buggy enough you can't progress

>>386627440
>reviewers write reviews before the game is patched
>even knowing the game will be patched
If I were him I'd give the game 1/10 if a serious bug happened to me or I would re-review the game after the patch
The fact he released his first review shows he wanted clickbait

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>>386627364
Why does everything this guy do disgust me? Ugh

>>386627234
>>386627478
His new OP sucks

>>386627594
>should wait months until a game is fully patched to review
>everybody has either completed the game or lost all interest in it
What's the point?

>>386627364
i think this is the best gif to describe jim that ive ever seen

>>386627364

This is a legitimately disgusting human.

>>386626597
why does it matter if someone changes their opinions when both the before and after opinons were founded in arguments?
Keeping the same opinion when the situation changes is not a sign of principles or steadfastness, but mental deficiency.

>>386626597
I gave it a 4/10 just because it worked and had interesting concepts like how the voices can help you in battle and such.

He can do whatever he wants, but he shouldn't be allowed to change the metacritic after it's up. That's not fair for other reviewers.

>>386627690
>>386627364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCYUGaltXxQ

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>>386626597

Wait, do we sonybros not like him anymore? I mean, he brought BoTW down 1 point, and he was the second coming of jesus, most true and honest reviewer ever a week or so ago.

What happened?

>>386626597
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this "Jimquisition" meme? All I see is a fat person behind a pedestal pretending to be important.

>>386627891
fuck you retard

>>386627841
Well as far as I know changing your review doesn't actually alter the metacritic score. It's why people were so mad about the PC version of Prey being scored so low for its game-breaking bug that was fixed shortly after.

>>386627445
Still better than shitty Steam reviews where every jerk off that played a game for 5 minutes can leave a review and put as little effort in it or make it a fucking joke.

Why does anyone besides the dev give a shit about metacritic?

>>386628010
>journalists changing their reviews instead of waiting for the game to be patched or simply not doing a re-review
That's why no one trusts in western media

>>386626597
IT AIN'T ME

>>386628010
I'll be interested to see if the score does change the overall one.

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>>386628040
>every jerk off that played a game for 5 minutes can leave a review and put as little effort in it or make it a fucking joke.
That's literally IGN, Destructoid, Gamespot, Polygon, etc

>>386626597
all these YT guys are all the same, they spout outrageous shit to get clicks.

>>386628214
>That leisure suit larry box in the back
badass

>>386628275
Even Classic Game Room and Game Sack are bad now
Youtube was a mistake.

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>Fallout 4
9.5
>Horizon Zero Dawn
9
>Dead Rising 4
8

>Vanquish
5
>Breath of the Wild
7

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>ITT: Butthurt Zeldafags try to attack Jim again for giving BOTW a 7/10

In all seriousness giving a 1/10 for a bug pre-patch before the game is even released is fucking retarded. At least the literal cuck corrected himself quickly.

>>386628040
Steam reviews basically have to be viewed on a case-by-case basis and only really serve to let you know if the game is completely broken or not.

Anime games are especially susceptible to being overwhelmingly positive and full of meme reviews.

Why we should listen to a pasty blob of fat that nobody on earth want to look like?

>>386628453
He gave Dead Rising 4 a 8? What the fuck? I use to have respect for Jim but he literally gave it a 8 then proceeded to give BOTW a 7. What a damn shame.

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>>386628453

>Dead Rising 4
>8/10

>>386626597
i genuinely dont care about a fat persons opinion on anything

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>>386628568
>>386628576
http://www.thejimquisition.com/dead-rising-4-review/

why is this guy still verified on metacritic?

>>386628748
Because someone on metacritic liked the way he wrote and asked him to be. He said it himself. It's not much of an accomplishment since metacritic is already full of even more unprofessional literal who blogs.

>>386627687
Academic critique rather than brainless consumer advice.

>>386628726
I can't believe it

>>386628453
That is some impressively shit taste.

>>386627364
Imagine being so fat you look at a PS4 and see food.

>>386627619
Thats exactly what he wants

>>386628061
Turbo autism.

>>386628010
Well maybe they should tested the game breaking bug before releasing the game then.
Prey deserved its score.

>>386628982
>academic critique
>in the initial days of release
That shit takes time, you need to get away from the furor surrounding the release in order to judge it on its own merits rather than on marketing and audience expectations. In other words, there are maybe 2 or 3 decent critics in the entire industry and they spend half their time answering questions about why they aren't reviewing the latest generic AAA release of the week.

>>386627901
he's a fat fuck with a fat wife

>>386628214
I guess that makes them a step above Kotaku, who don't think you even need to play a game to review it.

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>>386629296
>fat wife
BORN DIFFERENT

>>386628459
>for a bug pre-patch before the game is even released is fucking retarded

But he makes a point of not accepting "this is fine, we will do it in a couple of weeks" patch culture, and factoring vanilla into his reviews and i agree.

>>386627364
Why would I ever listen to anything this person has to say? Goddamn I hate internet gaming culture.

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>>386628726

>It’s a damn fine, damn fun, damnfunnygame though.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

>>386629274
This

>>386628453
Why does this guy have a platform?

>born different
More like "born differently".

>>386629381
I think I just threw up.

>>386629381
Are those glasses and haircut free with your 1000th Big mac?

It can't be a coincidence anymore

>>386629274
>>386629469
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. It's just where I learned about it since people altering review scores doesn't happen that often and this one was a bit more high profile.

It's kind of pointless for people to fight for scores on metacritic on behalf of the developer.

>>386629285
>That shit takes time

That's.
The point.
Anon was wondering what the point of reviewing something long after release was. Critique is it.

>>386629525
And you didn't even get to hear about their "open marriage" yet.

>>386628453
Most critics agree with him.
Vanquish was shit by the way.

You know i'm torn about this

Jim is a retard for scoring Dead Rising 4 higher than Botw and Vanquish, but then again, it's Ninja theory we're talking about.

>>386629640
>It's kind of pointless for people to fight for scores on metacritic on behalf of the developer.

This is always the funniest part.
>"woah you knew about a game breaking bug and DIDN'T inform the devs and just put the fact out there?! UNACEPTABLE, you sir an an asshole!"

>>386629381
Are we sure that isn't just himself in drag

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>>386626597

Literally who? another fat video game reviewer wanna-be thats first console was probably an Xbox 360, irreverent, please keep your shitty e-celebs off of /v/

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>>386629381
>people STILL fall for this shit

He isn't married, he takes pictures of himself in dresses and posts them on his alt Twitter.
How can you morons be so blind? I guess we do need [joke] tags online.

>>386629714
>Vanquish was shit by the way.

You misspelled 'I have shit taste' anon

>>386629641
>Critique
>hahaha look h0w Im a fatASS!! I'm LITEARally sutffing my face with JunCK food! Hahaha so funny that game is CRAP because the graphics are ass, the ctrol sucks and the muscis isn't good! hahaha It's the DRUMPF of videogaming

>>386629649
...."open marriage" really? First, that whole concept sounds like shit, why not just date the bitch and let her fuck whoever instead of marriage. Second, if it's open you're implying you can fuck someone on the side and the other person is cool with it. The only people who would fuck her are people with SSBBW fetishes or people who have a fetish for ugly women.

>>386629724
>why isn't he giving Nintendo their expected dues
>on the otherhand, FUCK this other dev team based on nothing more than being Ninja theory!
>fuck you/10!

>>386628040
>10/10 would _____ again

>>386629714
>Vanquish was shit by the way.
That is one spicy meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40X2hzHSoIE

>>386629797
He was pretty respectable when he was just black text on white background.

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>>386629840
I don't understand it either.

>>386626597
He's obviously doing a good job making a living if retards like you are bothering to make threads about it.

>>386629870
>why isn't he giving Nintendo their expected dues
>on the otherhand, FUCK this other dev team based on nothing more than being Ninja theory!
Yea thats about it, thanks for summing up my post

>>386626597
Never ever trust a fat person's opinions. They're too incompetent to not be fat, one of the simplest tasks a human can do. what makes you think they're competent enough to do anything else?

>>386629840
I would wager good money that this woman is having more sex than you are.

I pay him on patreon and you cant stop me.

>>386630110
I have only had sex once so I'm pretty sure that's the case

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>>386630118
>pays for this tripe

>>386630118
Good, stupid retards like you don't deserve any money anyway.

>>386626597
I don't. Scores are retarded and are for platform warring children to laud over each other

>>386630267
cute

>>386630008
Pretty shitty anon.

reported and saged get the fuck off my /v/ with this cancer

>>386626597
british people will suck the dick of somewhat capable british games. This is fact. The essential on eurogamer proves this.

>>386626597

Fuck off, Jim.

>>386627364
Why does he wear gloves that make him look like a twink

STOP REPLYING TO ECELEB THREADS REPORT THEM
STOP REPLYING TO ECELEB THREADS REPORT THEM
STOP REPLYING TO ECELEB THREADS REPORT THEM
STOP REPLYING TO ECELEB THREADS REPORT THEM
STOP REPLYING TO ECELEB THREADS REPORT THEM

>>386630634
nah fuck you buddy, go be fat someplace else

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>>386630118
You take pride in that?

>>386630634
I would if there was any alternative. No /yt/ thread and no suitable place else to talk about vidya ecelebs.

>>386626597
Right, so who wins in a fight: /v/'s distaste for fat internet soapboxing cucks or /v/'s hateboner for Ninja Theory?

>>386630726
Pride? No, cause its no achievement. I do that cause I enjoy his content and want him to produce more if it. "Pride" would be a wrong emotion there.

>>386630778
Yes.

>>386630836
>I enjoy his content
No you don't.

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>>386630836
Well then don't state your shitty decisions as something you need to defend yourself with.
>You can't stop me!

Imagine being able to torpedo any game you wanted.

90 on metacritic? hah its an 87 now. oh yeah my justification was a "glitch".

>>386630935
Yes I do. Jimquisition has many great episodes (and some not-so-good ones), his podcast can be really funny. I like Miracle of sound. Laura Kate Dale or how she is called not so much though.

Redpill no 1.
- Youtubers, journalists and (((gamer culture))) destroyed video games

Redpill no 2.
- Stay away from video game websites and youtubers

>>386630836
*tips*

>>386630980
Well yes. thats /v/, and nearly everyone either tries to provoke people or is an asshole or both. So yes, saying a statement that means basically means guaranteed replies kinda belongs here.

>>386631139

>and nearly everyone either tries to provoke people or is an asshole or both

It's just what you get for being a faggot.

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144k/year to play video games
>144k/year to play video games
144k/year to play video games
>144k/year to play video games
144k/year to play video games

>>386631239
Not an argument.

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STOP PICKING ON JIMBO

>/pol/ and gaymergays in this thread
Delete /pol/

>>386628453
>Implying you can gain insight into the nebulous thought-processes of The Jim, the personage with absolute shit taste who will rate game features entirely depending on how he feels from one moment to the next

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any MoS/podquisition fans?

Fuck off with the youtube celebrity threads

>>386632824
it's vidya related, autist

>>386630135
hahahaaha

>>386632961
Guess I will make blogshit threads about what I had for dinner today then, since I play video games I am also video game related after all :^)

>>386633016
I think reddit is missing a user. You should probably go back

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>>386633085
>makes e-celeb threads on /v/
>tells others to go back to plebbit

Post 2014 nu-/v/ is real.

>>386633085
And you should go back slobbering Jim's knob at his youtube comment section

>>386633085
This.

Review scores are a fucking joke. We all already knew that. Jim trolls it pretty aggressively.

>>386627364
>being such an obnoxiosu faggot that your parents disown you and you're forced to change your name

>>386633156
>>386633202
>triggered redditors
This is why we don't like you here

>>386631061

>she

>>386633250
>redditor comes over to /v/ and only makes youtube drama threads
>calls others redditors

Go back.

>>386627364
So this is the reason why Nintendo made the switch cartridges bitter!

>>386626597
Hasn't he made statements in the past about how he would never change a score?

same shit happened in ghost recon future warrior.

the game saves just as you enter the church. I forgot what happened but for some reason the save is at a point where it impossible to save the guy in time. never beat that game because of that.

>>386627674
It's better than that other shit

I didn't see the original review, only his retraction video where he gave it a seven.

Seems fair

>>386633232
Seriously? Can this guy fall any further?

>>386633832
>fair
You mean the devs paid him before he made his meme review?

e-celeb cancer back to >>>/b/

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>>386634339
Just looked it up...

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>>386628568
>I use to have respect for Jim

>>386630836
>>386630836
>...
>>386630836

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>>386629381

>>386634536

>hells angels outcast

He wasn't an outcast, he was sent to deliver pre-emptive justice to Jim.