Splatoon 2

>>386301798

Sriracha > mustard > mayo > ketchup

Prove me wrong

Reminder mayo and pearl already won in nippon

itt: post splatfests you want

>>386301948
Change ketchup and Mayo and you are right

Cake > Ice Cream

still the best

>>386301948
Mayo is disgusting, and mustard is no good on its own. No opinion on sriracha.

Is there a way to change my boy into a grill?

>>386302170
Wrong

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70%+ WINRATE BROS REPORT IN

>>386302130
>in nippon

Literally irrelevant. America is the only region that counts

>>386302236
Press X in the plaza, dongus.

>>386302150
Cigarettes vs weed

>>386301948
Sriracha is best, ketchup next, mustard 3rd, mayo last.

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Would you like if the next splatfest is splatzones intstead of turf wars?

>>386302150
godzilla vs king kong
mecha vs kaiju

something along that line

>>386301948
Dijon mustard > relish > yellow mustard > ketchup > mayo > sriracha

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>>386302258
70% in a different way :)

>>386302250
nigger

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WHEN ARE RESULTS?!

>>386302150
Final Fantasy vs. Dragon Quest
Mario vs. Luigi (or Wario)
Classic Sonic vs. Modern Sonic
Pop Tarts vs. Toaster Strudels
KFC vs. Popeyes
Kelloggs vs. General Mills
Inklings vs. Octolings

>>386302354
no, the point is playing the same game mode is boring
just have the modes cycle with the maps

>>386302354
god i hope this happens, create a new gametype already and do a splatfest with just that new mode

>>386302150
flatchests vs torpedos

>>386302150
boi pucci v girl pucci
chocolate v vanilla
dc v marvel

>>386302150
off the hook vs squid sisters

>>386302485
>dc v marvel
I would love this because dc would win

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>tfw fags use ink armor and you just splat through it with splatling.

>>386302294
Weed
>>386302392
King Kong
Mecha
>>386302460
Final Fantasy
Mario
Classic Sonic
Toaster Strudels
Popeyes
Kelloggs
Octolings
>>386302478
Torpedos
>>386302485
girl pucci
vanilla
dc
>>386302553
squid sisters

>>386302150
Daisy vs. Rosalina
Daisy wins and Nintendo gives her more attention

>>386302150
samurai vs knight

endless shitstorms no matter who wins

>>386302294
but they're both just lung cancer

I'm at 1223.6 and dropping lads.

>>386301798
>posting a new thread early again

>>386277845
>>386277567

and

>>386302085
>>386301798
Exact same faggot. Both times the threads were 50 posts away from bump limit. inb4 OP damage controls by samefagging again.

>>386302354

No, splatfests give me a reason to play turf war with something on the line on occasion

>>386302765
ketchup?

>>386301798
>had an awful time last night, getting a bunch of losing streaks
>hop on today, win most of my matches and go from Defender to King in less than an hour

Did all the ketchup bros go away once they got their kingdom?

Prediction: The squid sisters reappear in a few months to do a four-way splatfest

Summer (Pearl) vs Fall (Marina) vs Winter (Marie) vs Spring (Callie)

>>386301948
I honestly can't take anyone who uses cock sauce seriously. Why did it become so popular lately?

>>386302816
Yup. but I keep getting dced even though I can play all my other games fine.

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Is n-zap a crutch?

>>386302886
>cock sauce
literally what do you mean by this

>>386302664
>daisy wins
Will never happen although I'd be on team Daisy

>>386302886
it's good if you put a little bit on omelettes

>>386302886
Because it grew in popularity like anything does, via circumstance. It's also spicy but not to the point of making most people uncomfortable, so it's a bit exotic. If you don't like it, that's fine, but we'll have to ask you to take your shit taste elsewhere.

>>386302274
I Agree. I'll take my (You)s to go if you don't mind.

>>386302949
Anything's a crutch when /v/ loses to it.

>>386302949
Moray Towers always has landslide wins/losses

>>386302983
But it tastes like shit. Literally any other hot sauce makes food taste better. Sriracha tastes like putting spicy candy on stuff.

>>386302949

N-zap is a murder machine for splatting squiddos

>>386302258
>no one else has over 70% win rate
The fuck

>>386303123
Didn't feel like doing the math to check, but I had something along the lines of 32 - 18 earlier.

>>386301798
It's pretty normal-fag to drunk post but jesus christ.

Last time peal was cake now she's mayo who would ever side with pearl holy shit delicious brown is too good.

>>386303116
Maybe you should get some non-shit sriracha, or sriracha ketchup. If the shit you're getting is sweet, and by "cock sauce" you mean that brand with the chicken on the bottle, then yes, they make their sauce too sweet.

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i think this will be the next weapon released
and it will be a pattern of old/new/old/new etc (dualie squelchers are counted as new by me)

Reminder that gravy is the best.

>>386302787
You must be the guy who's thread died :^)

>why did no one reply to me :(
because we're having fun playing
not even giving you this (you)

>>386303116
I don't dislike sriracha, but I have to agree with this. It's a decent replacement for ketchup on certain things, but watching friends drown fries, steak, burgers, and dogs in it is ridiculous.

>>386302258
>tfw 66% winrate

Mayo says fuck everyone.

Also report furries for sexual conduct, I'm seeing more complaints on twitter about the bans being doled out.

For once you can actually make a difference.

>>386303208
Yeah, cock sauce is the Huy Fong brand that I mean, and what I think of when I think of sriracha sauce. Maybe I'm being too hard on it. A co-worker brought some home-made one, and a bit of it gave a cheap bowl of noodles some savage taste improvement.

>>386303370
Is this true?

>>386303370
Is the furry lewd? If so report it.
If it is not, then let it go and play more squid game.

>>386302886

Maybe because I was raised in the mexican side of my city, but the only sauce I use for anything is Valentina. That shit goes great on snacks, fruit, and most seafood and cold food.

>>386303440
The generic Kroger brand sriracha ketchup is some quality stuff when used in reasonable amounts, it makes scrambled eggs a lot better, but I don't know about any others

>>386302886
It got big in Cali, so it's going through a fad phase. It used to be commong in a lot of places I would eat in, but now it seems to have gone missing.

>>386303370
>I'm seeing more complaints on twitter about the bans being doled out
Post proof. All I've seen is the one wolf post.

>>386303370
Post the tweets ples

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>>386303123
Here you go, this is what I was when I got to queen
>>386303220
source?

>>386303195
Uhp never mind, that's 64.

>>386303532
No
Furfags deserve no mercy

>winning at least 80% of matches
Feels good mayobros

Somehow I'm getting the impression that they're waiting to really start releasing stages until after the pay wall kicks in.

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>>386303532
Get lost furry, /v/ only accepts monster girls like squids and Alma Elma.

Besides reporting their shit gets them out of my fucking square and with enough reports gets it out of other people's too.

>>386303737
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
im kinda talking out my ass but if i am correct it would ne neat

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This is what I've topped out at today, I've spent most of it oscillating between 28-22 and 30-20. Shifty Station was giving me fits for most of the afternoon and I'm just now starting to break through on that one. I didn't keep track of raw numbers, but I'd say I'm roughly 50 wins over .500 on the day.

>>386303890
Neat that looks legit, I wonder what it does, shame for the garbage sub and special though (wall and stingray)

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I did my best!

>>386304075
did you though

>>386303840
But they delayed that until 2018, surely they can't stall that long?

>>386304120
Not him but
>doing more than 700p per game.
He is doing his best.
Plenty of sub 500's on the team. can't carry the whole team.

>>386304045
it actually has splat bombs and bubble blower
my idea is it's like a mix of splatling and aerospray, and you shake it up to spray since it looks like a champagne bottle
But it's classified as shooter_flash which makes it sound like a nozzlenoze type of thing

>app says it continues until midnight
>board in inkopolis square says it ends at 11pm est

What's happening

>>386304120
I tried my hardest, I'm just not very good at shooters.

I'm done. I'm sick of turf war. In on ketchup and it's obvious we won.

I wish I had picked mayo. I didn't know it would be so unbalanced. Playing ketchup over and over ruined splatfest

>>386301798
Barely played ranked but I'm been hovering at mid 2k power, about what rank would that be

>>386304261
Oh damn I didn't even notice it's a champagne bottle, that's pretty cool. It could be like the splatbrella attack but you can charge it up maybe?

>>386304286
11PM est is midnight Central standard time.

>>386304402
Got that backwards friendo.

this is a general

>>386302150
2D Mario vs. 3D Mario

>>386304375
that could also be it
also i just saw where you saw sting ray and wall, i saw the variant first. so if they do release it ot will probably be the shit version first.

>>386304286
I just checked and it still says midnight for me.

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>get in a match
>my team other than me: two aerosprays and a notaerospray
>their team: three rollers and a notaerospray

>>386302150

MARIO VS SONIC

>>386304449
I'm a Five-Star General. And you're out of here.

>>386304449
It happens once a month, go shit up that fucking Guilty Gear general that exists for no reason at all

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WOOMY

>>386304449
Your tears sustain me.

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>>386304449
>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES REEEEE

>Every match ends with communication error
Why do I feel like my results probably aren't being reported?

>>386303737
Good shit

My squid feels so slow.

>>386304449
Report it if it bothers you so much but the only set of tears we're moving to another board for are a mod's.

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>>386304547
>when your 3 teammates are all using aerosprays

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Ayyy, good game, Pres Trump!

Got to play against you earlier, now I got to play with you. Enjoy the carry.

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>>386302258
Reporting

>>386302258
Nice average kills. Rapid Blaster, or you've somehow gotten gud with the Flingza?

>>386304575
woomy?

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>Tri-Slosher Noveau
>Splat Bombs and Auto-Bomb Launcher

>>386304610
That kept happening to me and Nintendo gave me that Ooga-Booga "somethin fishy" message just to put the dick cherry on top of the shit sundae they were serving.

Are 99% of the weapons just going to be the exact same ones from the first game?

how many ketchups are on the american splatfest? ive had a few dittos with mayos on eu

>>386304791
We already got dualies, and the Brella is coming. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>386304791
see these posts
>>386303220
>>386303890
Looks like everything is eventually returning but the splatbrellas and squeezers look like new types, and I think this is just the on disc stuff too if I'm not mistaken

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>>386304205

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>>386304594
This

>power level 2000
>Level 7 so haven't unlocked shit
>Put against level 30s with best gear
FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT

>>386304880
I played until I got Mayo King and only had one ditto match.

>when you lose to the sweet sound of 10 curling bombs going off
Absolute horse shit.

Previous thread: >>386262793, >>386247202, >>386289941

News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed) (embed) (embed)
> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9 (embed) (embed) (embed)

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>>386304791
>>386304891
Also the Squeezer
But that's still not a whole lot of new weapons
I guess the old weapons got their kits upgraded though, so it's kinda fine

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>want to grind out some more ability chunks
>internet starts acting up
Kill me.

>>386303220
The fuck is that thing?

Why would anyone let themselves be jewed into paying 20 dollary-doos a month for this garbage service?

>>386304932

Can you get Crusty Sean too?

>>386305039
a year*
Fixed

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>>386303890
>Hydra comes with Ink armour

>>386304979
Stop

>>386304979
Sonybro falseflaggers trying hard.

>>386305039
It's not 20 a month, it's 20 a year. Still shit though.

>>386304708
>Mizalie
Literal Faggot.

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>tfw only ended up getting this high

>>386305036
champagne bottle weapon
i think it will be a chargeable weapon but not exactly a charger, maybe more like a splatling
and you shake it up to charge
that's just my idea
it was datamined

>>386305039
>a month
lol nice try.

>>386305039
$20 a year
It's bullshit and Nintendo will get away with it since theyre still the least jewish about manhandling their customers over basic services.

>>386304932

>Marie's chilling and istening to music on her free time
>Meanwhile Callie is getting OCTOED

The fuck is wrong with these developers.

>>386305039
>inb4 the standard "you're a poorfag, 20 bucks is nothing" argument

The service is shit. I don't care if it's low cost shit, it's still shit.

I wonder if they're ever going to implement the hair dryer weapon that never made it in the first game and was in the art book.

>>386305189
Huh. Seems cool. It'll probably come later down the road though.

>>386301948
spot the beaner

>>386305205
what the fuck was wrong with Callie's fans FAILING her?

>>386301798
Is voice chat possible when you make your own group for splatfest?!

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>>386305205
>He didn't finish Single-Player yet

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>>386305331

To be fair they were only twenty points off.

>>386305190
Still Shit Though!

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>>386304932
>>386304970
My fuckin nigga

Waifu brethren are truly great people to share time with

>>386305373

Anon it doesn't matter, she comes right back into Octavio's embrace.

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>>386305373

>He didn't go back and refight the final boss yet

>>386305039
>>386305071
inb4 they wait to fix it until right before the paywall goes up.
I haven't had any disconnects while playing this game.

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>>386305373
She keeps running back to him you know

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>>386305062

>>386305385
NOT HARD ENOUGH

>>386305501
Something seems off about Callie

>>386305436
>>386305458
NOT CANOOOOOOOON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386305373
I didn't even bother with it this time

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>>386304932
how the hell you do that?

>>386302150
mario vs sonic
coke vs pepsi
soup vs salad
apples vs oranges
marvel vs dc

>>386305594
Do what?

>>386305648
>apples vs oranges
im actually surprised this hasnt been done yet, but i guess its not a saying in japanese.

>finally get into a ketchup vs mayo match
>dominating
>lol dc

>>386305748
splatfests are (or at least used to be) regional tho

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Why wont murch let me scrub shit? He keeps telling me to comw back another time.

>>386302150
It wouldn't surprise me if we get Pokemon Gold VS Silver with the Virtual Console release in a few months.

I missed Red VS Blue due to other stuff going on at the time, so it would be nice if they did it.

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Are they gonna release more shirts and all that shit?
I wanted to make an ouffit representing my niggas back at grove street but nothing quite has the green I'm looking for in color and/or quantity.

>>386305763
I noticed that within the last hour, DCs went up tremendously. About 1 and ever 3 teams I was in had someone that disconnected on either team during the match, and I had one where 2 people disconnected. Shit sucked.

>>386305830

That does seem pretty likely just to follow up on the last games one.

I suspect October's splat fest will be Halloween themed to some extent.

>>386301798
White Milk or Chocolate Milk?
White people or Black People?
Inklings or Octolings?
WII U or Switch?

>>386301798
Get kills faggots. If you can't do that then just go Aerospray. Or kill yourself. Either one works.

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You Ketchupbros really fucked up not picking the mayo side.
I'm rarely ever getting mirror matched
plus you missed out on all the fun names you could've given yourself:

EatMyJiZZ
AllofMyCum
PENISJUICE
CUMvsBlood
ImGonnaCum
iJIZZEDonU
SemenSpray
IcameLoads
CUM&JIZZED

etc.

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>>386305830
>red v blue was my first splatfest
>had red as a kid
You get where I'm going with this.

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>>386305952
Back in the original Splatoon, one of the big updates, I think 2.0, came with a fuck ton of new clothing options.

>I haven't had any disconnects while playing this game.
Hi Reggie.

>>386305205
Keeping the sisters in single player was a mistake. Having Callie going back to the boss battle was stupid too, she serves no mechanical purpose in the fight.

I can't fucking play this game without using my pro controller it's like night and day

>>386306035
Cum is for faggots. Faggots like you.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>386306116
Sorry, meant to say in-match disconnects. I've disconnected from the lobby multiple times. But I'm also in the US and a state that doesn't have a completely terrible infrastructure.

>>386306035
>DUDE cum lmao
Mayofags everyone

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>hit mayo queen with 23 minutes left

>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose

God dammit no matter how hard I try I can't win. I almost want to switch weapons but I hate most of the other ones.

>>386306196

They did it for the doujins anon.

>>386305594
'Zooming in' is a process that involves pressing, and holding, the ZR button.

23 MINUTES UNTIL MAYOFAGS VANISH FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS IF THEY HAD NEVER EXISTED

>>386306268
oh yeah, same

>>386306490
I mean you gotta wait an hour after that.

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>>386306359
What weapon are you using?
Splatoon is like any other shooter where you just have to find the weapon that fits you best.

>>386306359

Right? What the fuck am I suppose to do with teammates who can't get one fucking splat with a Splattershot?

>huge losing streak
>team getting consistently owned by mayofags

fuck this, it's bad enough having to aim with a fucking analogue stick

POST YOUR HIGHEST POWER
2069 here.

>>386306359
This. One of my biggest complaints that I think hurt the game is certain weapons are useful on certain stages and against people using certain types of weapon. Problem is, with how everything is randomized, it makes it hard to adapt.

I really wish switching weapons mid-map while you are at the spawn point would be a thing. Would really help with experimenting or changing up if things are going south or you find that your team has a bunch of people using the same weapons you are.

>>386306632
Use motion then duder

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We put up a good fight mayo fags but I don't think we can be the hoard of autistic children with pallets made of pure shit.

It's not like it matters anyway. As long as you hit King/Queen you'll only get 3 less sea snails if you lose

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>you will never go to a cool condiment-themed rave with your youthful fresh friends

>>386306359
Like the other anon said, try different weapons. But losing streaks are normal in splatfest.

>>386306653
1769

I'm shit

>>386304449

What do you want us to do, move to discord?

>>386304708
gg ez
>carry
Dis squigga think he hot shit cause of 160p. Not my fault once mayos open up I can't help myself but keep swinging my fat pres dick in their base. It's a sickness.

>>386302425
Doing God's work.

>>386306695
That would be worse my man.

>>386302949
as a .52 user they kill me more than anything. Damn their armor

>>386306717

I dunno man, I was team ketchup and ever time I fought other team ketchups they were pathetic.

The few team mayos I fought put up very good fights even if they did lose.

>>386306721
>no way to make your inkling dance like everyone else during the splatfest
>they just stand there autistically
Missed opportunities.

>>386306793
Not if you learn it within the next 15 minutes or so

>8 win streak
>8 lose streak
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386306653
I think around 2021 or so. Was doing really well yesterday, but with a combination of being paired up with low levels and team mate disconnects, it is now in the 1870s or so today.

>>386306793
the gyro aiming is far, far superior. allows for much finer and more precise aiming adjustments than the stick. you are gimping yourself.

>great with one for a few hours
>start sucking dick out of nowhere
>change to different weapon
>great again
>start sucking again
>change again
>etc etc
Anyone else have this thing where their feel for a weapon just changes on a dime?

>>386304449
i'm actually a king

Phew, managed to hit Mayo King with a power of 1815 and a w/l of 36 and 14. I'm fine with this

>>386306793
Git gud, shitter.

>>386306653
2033. I fell down to the 1800s and i couldn't climb back up

>>386306567
Dualie Squelchers. Sometimes I feel like god but sometimes I feel like absolute shit using this thing. There's no in-between.

>>386306724
I have tried other weapons. But I'm even worse with the rest.

>>386305709
take a vid of marie and convert footage to high quality webm upon moments notice of an anons request?

>>386301798
Waffles vs Pancakes
Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook

>>386306934
I had like a 5- game win streak followed by a 6- game loss streak, followed by another 4-game win streak.
Shit's weird.

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>>386306721
Real time hub when?

>>386307175

Waffles have significantly more surface area for syrup.

This is not an argument.

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Gotta do better than that, Mayo :^)

>>386306812
When I was going roller for the first half of the day, armor was the bane of my existence. I gotta work on my fight-or-flight.

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>>386303890
So I guess it's finally confirmed dead, fuck me, time to start getting used to the new inaccurate pieces of shit.

>enemy team is 200 point favorites
>we get btfo
Really makes you think

>>386306920
>>386307030
>>386306869
Wow I seriously can't imagine getting used to a control scheme that gimps your aim and makes you salty.

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"""""""matchmaking""""""""" was a mistake

>10 minutes remain
Time to bust out the tri slosher.

>>386306934
>>386307197

You have to keep in mind Splatoon 2 does match making based on how well it thinks some players can carry weaker players. It's why rank skipping in ranked exists.

You just happened to do to well for a moment there so it paired you with shitters.

>>386307051
>Sometimes I feel like god but sometimes I feel like absolute shit using this thing. There's no in-between.
I'm right there with you. How are you usually, i.e. outside of splatfest?

>>386307232
>implying anyone with decent taste likes their dessert drowned in syrup rather than a patrician medium amount

>>386307315
It only gimps your aim when you're learning to use it. Who gets salty at a kids game too? Losing only takes 3 minutes who gives a shit.

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>386307356
Usually, I'm okay I guess. I do better than this in ranked where I don't lose nearly as much, but I find myself losing more in Turf War.

>>386304449
Suck our rule breaking dicks faggot.

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>>386304575
woomy

>10 minutes left
>78/99
>Keep losing
Help.

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>>386303890

>N-Zap 89 has auto bombs

Sure make my favorite gun even better. Thanks.

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>>386307535
You can do it anon, I believe in you!

>>386306610
So sick of losing games because of this. It's never a close fight, it's always two or less people getting splats and the other two tards getting nothing AND not inking. Fuck me I hate team games.

>>386302553
Final Splatfest I'm calling it

ketchups = fags

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>>386307234
>blacking out your own name
>while winning
>with teammates like Time4Blood and Mr.Anime

>>386307535
Sorry anon, hit the bricks

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>>386307347
>lose horribly with it
>had been doing fine with heavy splatling

Do we get the results in ten minutes?

>>386307123
Change my HD 60 S capture card settings from 60 FPS to 30 FPS (lobby runs at 30 runs so 60 is meaningless), hit record, record for 10 seconds, put file into webm converter and encode the webm with my i7 6700k. That was the entire process.

>>386307234
>MR MIXTAPE vs Mr.Anime
Dope

>>386307583

Assuming he manages to get two matches in (which is generous with Nintendos servers) and wins both, he'll still only make 12 points.

He's fucked.

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I really liked shifty platforms or w.e the fuck it was called, it was (or at least felt) huge compared to all the normal maps. Shame it's being held hostage by splatfests

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>>386304932
>Callie is nowhere to be found

Fucking developers. If they can add the Gay Fapfish for people who finished the campaign, why can't they bring back Marie's Waifu back?

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>>386304575

>nothing but shit teammates the last 30 minutes
Fuck off.

>>386307535
Gotta win 3 consecutive matches to make it.

>>386307671

No we'll get them in the morning.

>>386307578
Why is Nintendo sexualising the squid?

>>386307315
I felt the same way but after probably around 20 hours of playing I gave it a shot. Cranked the motion sensitivity to Max and the stick sensitivity to Max. It was the weirdest fucking thing, it felt so natural. I hated motion control in the first game, hated them in cake vs ice cream, and hated them when I picked the game up on release. Maybe you just have to play and give it some time, or maybe it's really just not for you. If you're having trouble with the sticks then I'd recommend trying it at some point though.

>>386306653
2094 Ketchup Power. Din't get to play as often as I wanted, but never lost to the mayoniggers.

>>386307831
Gotta make those clothing sales

>>386307671
One more hour.

>>386307671
Last time it was 30 mins after closing

>>386307745
Actually if by some miracle his connection doesn't drop after the first match AND he wins his second game, he can get 9 points for the second match.

>>386307751
It's never coming back anon. Next time it will have changed.

It's a testbed for map design ideas.

JUST SPRAY THE GROUND YOU FUCKING KETCHUP RETARDS

>>386307751

It'll also be different every splatfest so it who knows what it'll be like next time.

Presumably they're using this to test new stage ideas so maybe we'll get a stage with moving parts soon.

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>Aerospray shitters who don't know how to defend themselves
You are literally cancer and you should all die

PLACE YOUR BETS, FOLKS. JAM OR LARD?

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>>386304575
WOOMY

Final match.

>>386307909
But if I do that who will spray the walls?

>>386307823
Is that like one hour after splatfest finishes or several hours after the splatfest finishes?

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>>386307578

>>386307997
I spray walls to make sure my team has maximum mobility.

>>386307960
This. Even with an aerospray you have the suction bomb, which can be great as a distraction or last minute option.

>>386308005

In the first game it was like ten hours.

>>386307878
>>386307882
Thanks lads

>>386307960
>tfw you swim right up to a grenade spamming aerosprayer and explode their dick off because they don't know they can shoot still
Feels good

>94/99
/V/
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A KETCHUPFAG OR A MAYOFAG
LEND ME YOUR POWER, NOT AS AN ALLY OR AN ENEMY, BUT AS A SHITPOSTING FRIEND

>>386307831
Making them hot kids

>WEST: Aww so cute/cool/fashionable
>EAST: mMM SquID loLis

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Aaaand I'm done. Shirt's scrubbed, and I'll just chill in the plaza.

Team Ketchup, I fucking hate you bandwagoning fuckfaces.

>>386307971
KETCHADS OVER GAYOS

>>386308095
YOU CAN DO IT ANON

>>386308095
Don't fuck up.

>>386308095
WE BELIEVE IN YOU

>>386303890
>Carbon Roller Deco
>sprinkler
>not curling bomb/curling bomb rush
They really hate carbon rollers, don't they?

>>386308095
GO 2 IT

>>386308095
TAKE MY ENERGY

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>>386308095

GIVE ANON YOUR ENERGY

>>386308095
Post results.

What's with the rush to get to 99? Is that how the snails are earned or something? never played the first game so

>>386307470
Consider strategy. In turf war it's important to contest the mid zones and always be pushing. If you spend too much time inking your side near the spawn, the enemy will have more room to advance.

>>386308095
Good Luck Man

>>386308215
Yes

AND ITS OVER

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MOMENT OF TRUTH SOON, BROTHERS

>>386308095
Yare yare daze

>>386308215
Splatfest Rank determines reward pool.

Kings and Queens earn 23 or 21 Snails depending on Splatfest team results.

>>386308095
FIGHT THE POWAAA!

>>386308215
You get more snails the higher your rank is at the end of the splatfest.

>>386308215
Higher rank = more snails
The losing team still gets snails depending on rank, just less than the winning team

>>386308189

Curling bombs would kinda make assassinating things a bit too easy by making it much easier to move faster so I can understand the decision.

Still sucks though.

Who here /wontheirlastgame/?

>>386308304
gee whiz a whole 2 more snails

>final match
>lose by less than 1 per cent

It hurts.

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Aaaaaand it's over. Won my last 2 rounds for mayo.

>>386308279
>Tonio
Mah boi

>>386302953
He means Sriracha, idiot, the bottle has a rooster on it

>>386308370
>thrown into worst map last game

I'm fucking livid anon.

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>RESULTS WHEN
RESULTS WHEN
>RESULTS WHEN
RESULTS WHEN
>RESULTS WHEN
RESULTS WHEN
>RESULTS WHEN
RESULTS WHEN

>>386308370
Won last three for mayo hopefully it helped

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>>386308279
The butthurt is gonna be grand either way, and since we're all anonymous we can shit post whether we win or lose

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>lost last match by 0.1%
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>386308379
It used to be more but that distorted Splatfest participation because people would choose based on likelihood of winning rather than doing it like an opinion poll like it's meant to be.

>>386308220
I'm always trying to push forward. It feels like no one's got my back though. Even when I actually manage to get behind the enemy and ink their base, they don't do anything with it but die even when three people on the other team starts looking for me.

>>386308405

Jokes on you, I won my last three matches for Team Ketchup :^)

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>>386308135
>>386308151
>>386308180
>>386308198
>>386308202
>>386308205
>>386308210
>>386308254
>>386308295
>>386308329
I FUCKING LOVE YOU FAGGOTS
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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1 Hour till ketchup kids get bukkaked.

>>386306769
I was actually running the 52 Gal and Jet Squelcher earlier just because I enjoy shooting people. Then I realized everybody on Mayo is fucking retarded and I can get away with literally fucking anything. And so began the era of 'Dangerously Cheesy'.

>>386308480
Third to last round had a communication error

>>386308489
So you got it?

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>>386308489

>>386302150
Pigs v Hippos
Manatees V Walruses.

Had a regrettable losing streak to the ketchumps earlier, but my last 8 or so games were total knockouts for mayo. Got lucky with some super fresh squids.

>>386308447
This. Everyone wins if you know how to shitpost well.

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POST 'EM
>tfw lost last 3 matches

>>386308494
It wasn't a whole hour after the test splat was it?

>>386308494
>this is what mayofags believe

>>386308516

Mayofags already firing up the excuses.

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>>386308489

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>>386308489
HE GOT IT

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>>386302150
heroin vs cocaine
pepsi vs rc cola
losing an arm vs losing a leg
butts vs boobs
overwatch vs battleborn

>>386308525
HELL YEAH I DID

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>>386308489
GOOD JOB ANON!

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>>386304946
>he thinks gear matters

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>>386308489
Shiiiiit he actually got it. On that note, back to Miitopia for an hour.

>Didn't get a single match on the new splatfest map
For fuck's sake.

>>386308370
>won last 3 games
>they were all mirror matches
I'm not too mad though, I had plenty of matches vs. Mayo earlier today and last night.

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>got to King and log off 2 hours ago
>just now realized I didn't scrub the Splatfest Tee one last time
>it had 2 Special charge up

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>>386308489

WE ARE GOING TO SHITPOST WITH COMMUNICATION ERROR AS AN EXCUSE - NO MATTER WHO WINS

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>get fucked with horrible teammates whenever I get mayo, get great team mates against fellow ketchads
What the fuck

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>>386308553
Even if it wasn't much, I did at least have a positive impact for my team.

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>>386308489
Good jerb

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>Had to work and do a bunch of normie shit all day
>Just got home to be able to play, literally, 7 mins of splatfest
>Only got 2 matches in
>Lost both
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I hope you ketchupbros showed your true power.

this shit is over now, just admit mayo is shit when used as a condiment

>>386308719
no

>>386305295
You mean the poo in loo.