Splatoon

Please stop dying and win the game. kthx

>>386277567
I like that up vs down idea.

Toilet paper rolls over versus under
Soda versus juice
Nintendo versus Sony
Buddhism versus Shintoism
America won world war 2 versus Russia won world war 2
Spats versus panties
Belts versus suspenders

>>386277567
>I don't understand the thought process behind bring a charger to turf war.

I think someone put it best with >xxMLGxQu1cK5c0p3zxx

Likely K:D ratio obsessors who think they can solo the entire enemy team. Not gonna lie, I've seen some disgusting chargers in ranked who may as well have been soloing my team.

But 99% of the chargers in turf war bring that mindset but none of the skill from ranked. I had a charger panic splat me when I inked under his completely broadside charged shot then panic shotted uncharged ink at me. I beat him clearly.

>>386278118
Mating press versus cow girl.

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REMINDER INK ARMOR IS WORST SPECIAL IN THE GAME

>>386278132

>the charger that's not even looking in your direction
>You're squdding along and hop over some enemy ink and die before you land

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>are you enjoying the splatfest?

>>386277981
Why do you even care? It's a good time for a little more time to get more than a little more than the game.

>>386278358

.....what?

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>Think we're going to lose
>Make a big come back in the last 10 seconds and win

>>386278358
I......what?

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pls how do I git gud

>>386278229
>butt hurt splatoon 1 player mad he can't have the kindergarden level handicap of the invinibility ball

>>386277567
I agree.

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Post them power levels, lads

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Man I wish I didn't suck at this game

>>386278637
Meant for >>386278358

>use the nzap for a bit
>try the tri-slosher
>first game using it get 20 kills
Do...do I feel bad?

>>386277567
I'm enjoying my constant matches as a mayofag, but yes can we get a splatfest that's more evenly split for once? Just don't make this shit about common food.

>>386277567
Reached mayo king status in 39 games with 1835~ rating. Don't know if its any good, I'm also not using motion controls.

>>386278641
1736 Mayos.
Got absolutely rekt in my first 7 games where it calculates your start power so it's been an uphill battle so far.

Don't forget to scrub your splatfest tees when you're done, only 2000 coins to get a few ability chunks from a shirt you won't keep.

>>386278858
>using motion control
None uses them
The stick is miles better

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Post weapon ideas

>>386278539

Are you me?
>27-23 ketchup queen
>5.4 kda, 1.8 armors with nzap
>won my last 3 games with >500 points each game
>lost the 3 before that with 900+ each game

Feels good

1600 rating btw

>>386278960
The shirts disappear as soon as the splatfest ends

>>386278960
>Not scrubbing the shirt each time you hit 2 subs for the last week

>>386279013
A FUCKING CHAINSAW

>>386278975
It's not. It's really not.

Whoever thought it's a good idea to give the tri slosher a guaranteed 2 hit kill at any range is a fucking retard and I hope he gets carpal tunnel syndrome

>>386278960
Too late to scrub now, urch doesn't work during splatfests

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Stupid gooks

>>386279013
A charger that shoots a long distance blaster shoot, smaller trail but faster and more potent hit

>been playing for like 8 hours today
>getting ready to queue up another game so I can scrub the splatfest tee again
>right joycon tells me battery is low

Its...it's finally over

For a couple hours, anyway

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>>386279013

>>386279287
It's fucking japan, they love mayo over there. Also holy fuck those solo wins are way closer than they should be.

>>386279274
he does
dancing right in front of the lobby

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WHO /Splattergun Jr/ here?!

I am level 27 and still use it.

>>386279274

Yeah he does. He's dancing in the crowd right in front of the stage

Unfortunately they've pretty much shot themselves in the foot. No matter what happens people are going to pick whatever Marina picks. And ultimately it means splat fests will be boring as fuck this time around. At least with Callie and Marie it was more even. But even then people treat every splat fest as which girl they like more. And that's even more apparent in splatoon 2 where everyone hates pearl and will never be on her team.

And you might say "oh it seems kinda even, I see pearlposters all the time" Pearlposters are only commonplace because they all know everyone hates pearl and they wanna play devils advocate and defend their gremlin.

>>386279356
>Actually riding out the battery life on the joycons
Fucking hell anon, it's time to take a break.

>>386279431
The nzap is literally a direct upgrade. If the nzap didn't exist, I'd still use the junior

>>386279431
I'm splattershot, but I love the Jr too. Used it for a long time.

>>386279287
Kewpie mayonnaise is a lot better than the trash we have in the states.

>>386279452
>He actually thinks most people pick based on idol and not the actual thing
Autism

>>386279013
double barrel shotgun. long range with decent spread, but have to reload every two shots similar to the splatling where you have to rev up each time before you fire.

>>386279361
>an ink brush with less range
The madman.

>>386279452

b-but Mayo won in Japan!

>>386279431
I run it occasionally for support

>>386277567
Communism Vs. Fascism
Mario Vs. Luigi
Solid Vs. Liquid

>>386279356
>Not just going Handheld mode with the AC connected
Casual.

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>>386278187

futa vs trap

>>386278118
>Nintendo vs Sony
The only way the nintenkiddies would pick Sony is if Marina was team Sony.

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>>386278295
I am
Glad I picked Mayo

>>386279452
>At least with Callie and Marie it was more even
It was so even one of them got fucking destroyed and brainwashed.

>>386279485

I haven't charged them since my switch arrived on tuesday. I've probably played about 16-20 hours since then, to the detriment of my computer science group project.

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>>386279013
Mini suction bomb launcher

>>386279679
You're retarded.

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>>386279485
>getting tired of playing
>well I guess I should take a break
>map rotation changes
>well I can't quit now

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>Ketchup
>win 2 out of 17 matches
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE HOLY SHIT
Why are people so fucking bad.

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>>386278358
What are you even trying to say?

>>386279572
That's how people pick. It's how they always have. I never said that's how I pick, but you're literally retarded or just willingly blind if you think the majority of people playing pick their team based off of the theme. It would be cool if that's how it actually was, and that's how it's supposed to be, but that's not how shit works.

The majority of faggots who play this game are the type who pick their team based off of which idol is the team captain. Gross furfags and waifu-scum are the majority in splatoon.

>>386279609
>Mario Vs. Luigi
That'll probably happen and I'm surprised it hadn't already.

>>386279575
This, but make it a splatbrella. Alternatively, give it a wider umbrella shield.

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>>386279013
Splat Peacemaker.

>>386277567
Why do white people like mayonnaise so much?

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>>386279013
Bowser fucking jr's paint brush. It's so completely obvious.

>>386278358
Excuse me?

>>386279857

>getting tired of playing
>oh, I only need like 2 wins and I can scrub this tee again
>3 games later
>oh sweet, I'm only 2 wins away from being able to afford this splatnet item
>4 games later
>oh sweet, I'm only 2 wins away from level up, I get a new gun!
> 2 games later
>I'm only two wins from being able to scrub this tee again...

What is the amount of snails you get at the end based on? Never played splat1

>>386278187
Mating press!

Just lost to a mayo fag named nig

>>386280052

>yfw undercover brother sandwich scene

It put me off mayo for like 6 months

>>386279013
ink sword
can dash like dualies but only once
works kinda like brushes but you can't walk around like a roller
holding zl charges a longer range projectile
holding zl mid dash charges a wide slash that covers turf and can one shot

>>386280132
rank

get to royalty

>>386280132
Your ranking and if your team wins.

>>386277567
>Immense lag
>Trihardsloshers everywhere
holy fuck what is wrong with this splatfest?

>>386280132
Winning team and team ranking.

King/Queen gets you 21, 24 if you're on the winning team.

>>386280132
Your rank and whether your team wins

When do we get our sea shells? Right when the splatfest ends right?

>>386280118
Why do you want to scrub tee

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>every match against mayo they have a higher power
>our team power is always 200 odd points under my own power
>obviously they win because no shit the better team is better


i am hot fucking trash
please stop expecting me to carry, its not happening.

I think I'm in ELO hell, bros. I'm getting top turf and more splats than the rest of my entire team and losing.

>>386280314
I imagine they still take an hour to calculate results.

>>386279593
Japan is actually the inverse of the west. They hate black people. Obviously not all of them, but a good enough majority don't like black people.

Plus the added part where a large portion of Japanese dishes have mayo drizzled on them, I actually can't think of many that have ketchup.

Furries vs weebs for the next splatfest

pro-skub vs anti-skub splatfest when

>>386280325
its cost 2k instead of 20k

you were supposed to be farming chunks this entire time

>>386280049
>Not the "Paintmaker"
Give it a the dodge roll without it being a duellie type gun.

>>386280325

Gives ability chinks. Scrubbing gear costs 20k, scrubbing splatfest tee costs 2k

>>386279452
I massively prefer pearl but why would I pick something I dont like just because she picked it? Ketchup is objectively superior to mayo

>>386279401
>>386279439
Well shit so he is.

>>386280454
All it does is changes the abilities on a weapon right ? Why is that a big deal

>>386280563
you get the chunks which you can then put on your other gear dongus

>>386280563
Because chunks make the ability not random.

>>386278358
I good time for go splat win

>>386280563

It lets you add specific abilities to gear. You can build your perfect gear with exactly the abilities you want.

>>386279631
I want to, but I can't lay down and use motion controls.

>>386277567
DFC vs cowtits

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>>386280398
Omurice

>>386279963
No it isn't. Marie's team won with 71% popular vote in night owl vs early bird, guess that means she was the most popular idol right? Oh wait when the idol splatfest happened Callie won the popular vote with 54%.

>>386278358
are you having a stroke

>>386280202
Fucking loved that movie

>>386280545
I agree, you should pick based on what you like, not the idol. I'm just saying, the majority of people don't choose their team like that. Shit would not be so lopsided if that were the case. Ice cream won just like ketchup will win just like whatever marina picks next splat fest will win.

I'm actually the opposite of you, I like Marina way more than Pearl. But I'm not a child, or a brownskin so I picked mayo because us white people fucking love mayo.

>>386280727

This is a good one for japan, will never happen in the west. Food seems safe enough for Americans to not get offended about.

>beef versus chicken

Strong federal government versus strong state governments

>>386280784
Oops got Marie and Callie's names mixed up, but you get the point.

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I've never once had connection issues and now I'm getting them constantly. What the fuck is happening? These were all during games my team was winning, too.

>>386280874
Or you know, people ARE picking their favorites? Maybe stop using /v/ as your only source

>>386281001
are you mayo or ketchup?

Quit using the fucking duelies if you're going to be fucking dying every two seconds.

>>386278229
Stop trying to bait with this shit already Ketchump.

Who the FUCK thought that tri slosher being able to do 2 hit kills is a good idea? This weapon requires NO aim. Why the fuck doesn't the roller flick do a guaranteed 1hko? This game is balanced by a bunch of morons. I hate this.

eu splatfest result when?

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WHICHEVER ANON SAID TO USE INK ARMOR LAST 10-15 SECONDS OF A GAME thanks a million. You won me my last three matches.

>>386280929
>This is a good one for japan

small tits vs big tits splatfest in japan of all places? that fight would be SUPER one sided

>>386278358
Paramedics are on the way. Just hold on a little longer.

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>>386278358
wat

Any Mayofriends want to team up?

>>386278358
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP /v/EDDIT

I can't be the only one who hates both, right?

RIGHT???

>>386280525
I wish I had knew this ten hours of playing ago

>>386279202
Shut up idiot, he's trying to get tards to stay on sticks so we can rank up easier.

>>386281016
I'll have you know that /v/ has its fingers on the plus of popular culture. When I browse the twitter and tumblr threads on /v/, I am confident I am aware of what is going through the minds of the unwashed masses, and am in no way being sent a horribly distorted view of a very small part of reality by autistic manchildren

>>386280929
What makes you think Nintendo will pick something sexual in a game rated E10+

Retard

Do you guys scrub after 2 abilities or 3?

>>386281128

That's basic shit, dude. It gives you a huge edge for last minute fights and turf coverage to edge out a win.

>>386278358
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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You guys saving all these edgy (or saucy) pictures?

>>386280784
It was more even with Callie and marie. Plus the theme of night owl vs early bird is really shit. Most people who play vidya are night owls. Night time is when you can generally play vidya.

But more importantly most people in the west love Marina and hate Pearl, versus with Callie and Marie most people just prefer one over the other or don't really care.

If you don't believe me just watch the next few splat fests and I promise you Marinas team will win all of them here, and Pearl will probably win all of them in japan.

>>386281113
Yup. Who thought giving the octobrush the range of dualies was a good idea? Or nerfing the Dynamo Roller into uselessness? Or making the two new weapons not named dualies hilariously bad?

>>386281271
3, although it probably works out quicker to do it at 2.

>>386281197
Now you know for next time

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So is it normal for Ketchup vs Ketchup?

I keep watching TeamKetchup streams on Twitch and literally every 2nd match is a normal turf war.

>>386281196

BBQ is the supreme condiment.

What's the point of the 2x Sub Ability main ability? Doesn't that give the shirt a value of 6 ability points instead of 7?

>>386280874
It should have been obvious to anyone that ketchup would be the popular team for North America. Ice cream also had a strong advantage because it is summer. We should wait till we have a splatfest where there isn't an obvious winner before jumping to the conclusion.

>>386281271
For the Splatfest Tees, I think it costs 8,000 on two abilities, and 12,000 at three, so you might as well scrub after just one. As for normal gear, I think it's always the same price, so you might as well wait for the third one.

>>386281271
Scrub after 1 ability if you want to maximize your ability chunk farming, scrub after 3 if you want to maximize money gain while still getting chunks, scrub after 2 if you want a balance of the 2. If you're using gear xp buff drinks you probably should just scrub after one so you get the most benefit out of them.

>>386281048
Mayo.

>>386279569
>Doesn't grease up the ol' stank pole with some miracle whip
Commies please leave

>>386280132
>Your rank is the bulk of it, but winning team gets a bonus.

Minimum is Fanboy, where you get 2 on the losing team, 4 on the winning team. Max is King/Queen, where you get 18 on the losing team and 24 on the winning team.

Splat 2 may have modified the formula but same idea will likely apply. Most of it is rank and then winning is more.

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>>386277567
>Get in game
>4 Aerospray MGs with 4 Curler bombs
>mfw

>>386281197
nigga you've been able to do this for a week

>>386281368
Yes. There are far fewer Mayo due to waifufags,

>>386281324
I love the rollers, but frankly they're inferior in every way, if you miss your first hit, you WILL die, and considering the fact that their range is so poor, you could easily not get the 1hko even if you do hit.

Should I just cave in and use the octobrush like a piece of shit every game from now on? I guess that's what the devs want me to do. Octobrush and dual squelchers all day every day

>>386281431
Splatfest shirt always requires 2000 money to scrub. The first ability takes 4000 XP to unlock, the 2nd takes 8000 and the 3rd takes 12000 XP.

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>>386278358
Are you okay anon

include me in the screencap fucker

>>386281290
I never said I was smart anon. Solid advice for a dumbass like me.

>>386281464

Isn't miracle whip proud to say that it is not actually mayo?

I could just watch pearl dance all day. She's so adorable I think I'm in love guys. Is this normal?

>>386281509
That makes me feel even worse. I could have like a million abilites

>>386281324
>Or nerfing the Dynamo Roller into uselessness?

Is that the one where you could get to high ground and have more range than any other weapon and splat enemies in 2 hits? That garbage deserved a hard nerf.

>>386281016
You go ahead and think that. And watch Marina win all of the splat fest themes. It'd be nice if people picked according to the theme, but that's not what happens. /v/ isn't my only source, just go ahead and look on any website or even in the game itself and you'll see how much everyone dislikes pearl versus how much they love marina.

And the most vocal audience being autistic manchildren doesn't matter, because autistic manchildren are the ones who play this game the most.

>>386281626

On meth, it is

>>386281686
Yeah but balance yo. Just because it used to be the best weapon doesn't mean it has to become the worst.

>>386281163
I am not the best, but I am also not the worst. I'll team up if you want to.

>>386281314
Night Owl vs Early bird aren't any more lopsided popularity contest than Ice Cream vs Cake or Ketchup vs Mayo based on the themes alone.

>>386281626
I'm definitely enjoying her a lot more seeing how energetic she is.

>>386281518
Or maybe you know... people don't like mayo in the west?

>>386281271
I scrub at 1. 2k per chunk isn't that much money, and you get chunks faster. 4000 exp for one chunk vs 12000 exp for two, vs 24000 for three. You get three chunks instead of two in the same amount of exp.

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>>386278358

>>386281686
>It's okay to nerf a weapon so hard that it goes from being excellent to becoming useless

Hey Blizzard, how are you? Excited about the Summer OW Event?

>>386281693
>taking that cad comic seriously

>>386279013
An actual gun that shoots regular bullets.

>>386281693

I'm not sure which way I would lean if marina had the worse option. It just so happened this time that best girl had best option so it was an easy decision. Nintendo needs to give Pearl more of the obviously better options so people warm up to her and start blindly defending her, because we're all a bunch of triablistic monkeys rationalizing our decision.

>>386281686
They nerfed all the rollers to the fucking ground because their horizontal flick has fuck all range and doesn't do a 1hko unless you're right on top of the enemy, and the vertical flips are the same but with a slow as fuck wind up, that are essentially outclassed by every slosher.

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Got my teensy to work

Give me 320x120 B&W images to print!

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>>386281693
Funny you should mention that one Kotaku article referred to Pearl as "the midget Gremlin" when talking about the Splatfest. Marina a bess.

>>386281425
While I agree that Pearl was given the less popular theme each time, I still would bet you that most people are going to pick in accordance to Marina even if she picks something they don't like. It's sad, but I mean, look at all the furfags who post in the game. The audience for splatoon is autistic by majority rule.

>>386281271
I scrub after one because I prefer chunks to money.

>>386281823
Mayo is very popular in the EU. UK not so much.

>>386278479
Only the last thirty seconds matter in a match

>>386281120
Hour after splatfest is over

>>386281863

You mean Riot Games, right?

>champ is really good in role
>"hmm, let's make some tweaks"
>all their numbers reduced by 50% and one ability doesn't work the same as it did before
>"why isn't anyone playing champ anymore? We barely touched them"

>lost last match against mayofags by 0.7% with one guy in our team idling
>got to the last rank
>reported all furry pics left in the plaza
And I'm done for the splatfest. Good luck ketchupbros.

>>386281196
I hate both but chose ketchup because I hate it a little less than mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh7QUDtRdT0&ab_channel=VectorHarbor

When will they finally bring this song back?
It is unacceptable to have Splatoon without it.

>Get to mayo queen
>do really well up to that point
>decide to keep playing
>start losing all my fucking games
>on mad tilt
>barely manage to scrape victories by
Fuck this

>>386282079

They both do the same thing, senpai.

>>386281985
I can assure you Chicken Mayo or Tuna Mayo sandwiches are very popular in the UK.

>>386281921
How do you do that?

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>>386282093
>he thinks reports does anything besides blocking the pics for him

>>386281948

>watch pearl and marina for a bit
>Pearl sings and dances
>Marina sings, dances, works the turntables and plays a keyboard

She really is a slave isn't she?

>>386282216
On June 20, 2017, Nintendo released System Update v3.0.0 for the Nintendo Switch. Along with a number of additional features that were advertised or noted in the changelog, additional hidden features were added. One of those features allows for the use of compatible controllers, such as the Pokken Tournament Pro Pad, to be used on the Nintendo Switch.

Unlike the Wii U, which handles these controllers on a 'per-game' basis, the Switch treats the Pokken controller as if it was a Switch Pro Controller. Along with having the icon for the Pro Controller, it functions just like it in terms of using it in other games, apart from the lack of physical controls such as analog sticks, the buttons for the stick clicks, or other system buttons such as Home or Capture.

For my own personal use, I repurposed Switch-Fightstick to output a set sequence of inputs to systematically print Splatoon posts. This works by using the smallest size pen and D-pad inputs to plot out each pixel one-by-one.

>>386282194
I hope they do a splatoon 2 style rendition of it, that'd be nice. Or an off the hook cover.

Is there ANY reason to use the Ink Brush over the Octobrush?

>>386281784
Are you Deimos?

>>386282291
Snippidy.

>>386282297
if you are trying to lower your rank

>>386282327
No, but I am.

>>386282297
If you want to get carpal tunnel syndrome, sure

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>>386282256

>>386281868
I don't know what a cad comic is. But most comics, drawings, posts, pictures, tweets, people IRL all basically say "Pearl is a disgusting, annoying, gremlin, and Marina is a cute chocolate Octoling"

The only time I see anyone defending pearl it's either because they're from /pol/ and hate black people or they're trying be cool and pick the girl no one likes aka play devils advocate aka be a fucking hipster.

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>>386282280
Well I think its been confirmed the Squids don't even know or if they do, care if she is an Octopus. They just care if she looks fresh.

Guess Marina just works extra hard.

>>386282256
Enough reports results in a strike on their account.

>>386282439
Good

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>>386282256
It does though you degenerate

Mustard vs relish

>>386282439
>all these furfags are gonna get banned
HAHAHAHAHA

>>386282439

When I want to know the truth of a matter, I listen to a man who calls himself Trash Hoarder on twitter. He's an authoritative source.

>>386282327
>>386282370
Are you EU or something, it says I can't join your game. I'm NA.

>>386282474
What's the strike do?
Enough strikes and you can't post/play online?

When does splatfest end

>>386282327
Nope. Just sent you the request. I'm GhostToast.

i made the mistake of getting my game in japan. outside of splatfest it means nothing, besides the text being in japanese which isn't a big deal

but for some reason during splatfests i can only queue with japanese, and it only connects 1/5 times

they're way better than ameriplebs though

>get paired with 3 aerospray players

thanks nintendo. i wanted to lose.

>>386282576

5 hours and 15 minutes.

>>386282607
Splatfests are region locked you moron

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>>386278295
>>386279675
Get your weight up fampais

>>386282607

The switch is supposed to be a region-free device. There has to be a way to change your region settings. Passing down region settings from the game itself sounds stupid.

To fix the problem of lopsided waifu faggot splatfests, all you have to do is reveal which girl picked what side AFTER the splatfest is finished.

Boom, problem solved.

>>386282560
I'm NA, but there's no lobby up yet.

>>386279013
The Sprinkler. When you use it as a normal weapon, it fires five small streams of ink forward in five directions, so its great at inking, but bad at damage. But, it gives you a button where when you press the dive button, you hold it over your head, and it sprinkles the five ink streams around you forming a cage that protects you from enemy fire, but while you are doing it you cannot fire and cannot swim. So it can be a cowards weapon, great at inking turf, and having a free escape button to let you use ammo to shield yourself as you run away.

Another can be the squid in a box. Works like the washing machine, but you can charge it up, and when fired, it shoots a ink tornado forward that deals damage, but also pushes inklings away, while also gaining lots of range.

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>>386278358

>>386277567

Donuts vs Bagels
Batman vs Superman
Minions vs Rabbids
Propane vs Charcoal
Paper vs Plastic
Bikes vs Rollerblades
Football vs Soccer
Aquariums vs Museums
Santa vs Jesus
Wombats vs Badgers
Scrabble vs Monopoly
Pirates vs Ninjas

>>386282516
He did an image where his fursona was covered in "mayo" bukkake style. It's unlikely that the average furry post will be so heavily reported or taken so seriously by nintendo.

Regardless, I have no sympathy for him. Wish all the furries would get banned,

>>386282607

Normally the game will pair you with people close to you for better connectivity.

However splat fests are region specific, so the closest person to you available for you to play against is in Japan.

>>386282806
There's already a sprinkler sub though

>>386282560
Feel free to shoot me>>386282603
a friend request too if we're going to be in the same lobby. SW-3487 9098 6496

>>386282439
I saw that fags post and reported it.
Fuck him

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>>386278539
>tfw team mayo

Keep it up anon

>>386282871
English Muffins vs Bagels would be more equal

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>>386278295
Yes very much so.

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>>386282871

They actually did Pirate Vs. Ninjas in the first game.

I'd be down for a grudge match though.

MAYO LOBBY UP

>>386282871
>Santa vs Jesus
That would be fucking rad

>>386282871
Football v Soccer as a subtle EU v USA Splatfest would be funny.

Why does the Splatfest only last one day now?

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>>386278358
dude what

I won more Mayo matches than I lost so I feel satisfied.

>>386283106
Because it always did?

>>386283106
It always did.

>>386283106
First Splatfest champ?

>>386283059
Wow, that room got full fast.

>>386282570
I'd assume no more posting. You had to contact NoA support if you violated miiverse terms of service to get reinstated.

Eat my mayo you fags.

>>386283106
It was always a day
>huh that's weird it felt like longer
I saved you the time

>>386282871
>Donuts win
>Batman win
>Rabbids win
>Actual good theme
>So stupid that whatever Marina picks would win
>Good theme
>Soccer would win so long as EU doesnt accidentally pick Football since thats what they call soccer
>Good theme
>Santa win
>Whatever marina picks
>Good theme, probably monopoly wins
>Already been done, good theme

The quality of player during splatfest makes me want to uninstall the game. There are no close games at all everything is literally 70/30 or worse

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I should just fucking kill myself.

Although most of my losses are from the enemy team being mostly Lv20+

>last night go up against mayo teams that have several members above level 30
>now it's all below 20

oh yes

>on a winstreak
>15 wins
>suddenly get matched with 6 DCs in a row
FUCKING FORCED 50:50 MEME

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>>386283339
Fucks sake.

>>386283379
Level means jack in terms of skill

>>386283379
>roller

I see your problem bro. You need a gun.

>>386281968
But the higher xp chunks are better

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>>386283339

So do any of you still play MK8D as often now? or totally forgot about it?

>>386277567
Ketchup vs. Mustard

>Marie dancing politely in the corner

I love her!

>>386283586
Most kids don't like mustard, it'd be pretty one sided

>>386283379
Level doesn't mean shit.

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post yfw you score a triple kill in the last 15 seconds

>>386283584
Forgot about it
Got boring after 20 hours
Online sucks
I wish MKWii was still a thing

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>>386283724

Where the fuck is scrubber located right now

>>386283724
>quad kill
>80% the map before time runs out

>>386277567
I WANT TO FUCK MARIE IN THE ASS

>>386283782
In front of the mainstage dancing

What is the strongest Splatfest song and why is it Ebb & Flow? I don't think that I have lost any match when that song was playing.

>>386283782
He's dancing, he's about the same distance from the lobby building as the team pick display, but on near the middle of the street.

>>386283518
Anon please stop talking about things you have no knowledge about.

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>>386277567

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>>386281921
>tfw no artistic ability

>>386283937
But I'm right

>>386281921
reminder to report printer fags

>>386282871
>Minions vs Rabbids
I just wouldn't fucking participate.

>>386282750
i can change my region setting in the switch but it doesn't matter for splat fests.

it doesn't matter. i'm going back soon

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>last 10 seconds of game
>activate ink armour
>two inklings come out of their spawn
>insantly kill the first
>second one fires but I kill him with only losing my armor


Why is Ink armor so goddamn good?!

>>386283092

What is the sport called in japan?

>>386283782
hidden in plain sight

>>386284162
>mfw I slap off Ink Armor with one shot and the second kills
>mfw I have no face

>>386284059
You're not
It's random

Team ketchup are paedophiles pass it on

>fighting three Rollers on Shifty Station

I have never felt so bad for the opposing team before.

>>386284291
Proof

>>386283092
>Football vs Football
Nani?

>>386284385
I rolled ink saver in the first slot and last slot

>>386282554
This is an epic post

>>386283298
No. They felt longer before.

>>386284059
You aren't

>>386284385
Retarded arguments don't deserve proof.

>>386284169
They say サッカー (Soccer) but their association is called the Japan Football Association, literally in English. So your guess.

>>386283254
Guess I hopped timelines again.
Worst timeline.

>>386284385
Burden of proof's on you, dude.
>>386283518

Any mayo lobbies up? I want to increase the team wins

>>386284385
Unique skills are reserved for the primary slot.
The other 3 slots are completely random

>>386284408
>rolled ink saver
>on splatfest tee
>twice
fake and gay

>>386284589
Stop

>be level 10
>matched against lvl 50 premade
lmao what

Fags here only like Mayo because it reminds them of cum when they arent getting any dick off craigslist.

>>386283230
I could have sworn it was two nights. Guess I'm dumb.

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>get 1513p
>still lose

>>386284746
Or maybe because it's actually a super versatile ingredient for a lot of things and not full of sugar.

>>386284574
I was going to join one, but it's full. I'm down to start one with somebody if they don't mind me fucking around with the roller, my gyro was acting up on me earlier and I don't play bad with the pro controller. My FC is right here >>386282954

>>386283340
Thanks, guy.

>>386284548
>>386284462
>>386284757
you look even more retarded confirming it so many times

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So what are the best abilities in general?
Which should only be used for specific weapons?

>>386284847
Yeah like your uncles cum

>>386281306
SpecialEdRevolution.jpeg

>>386284806
Actually, if you're losing real bad, it's easier to get a higher score since you've got so much more ground to cover.

>>386284806
>drop from 2200 to 1990 in one row.
>last game even is a dc
>havn't fought a mayo in the last 9000 matches...

>>386284162If a shot does 50 damage, and breaks your 30hp ink armor, do you still take 20 damage?


Also, who here rocking SSJ? Splat bomb jukeing, and ink armor spamming for days, man.

I want the furfags gone. All of them. Forever. I need a very definitive solution to this infestation.
That can wait for now, though. I still need to hit Mayo King so I can feel better about the team's loss tomorrow.

>>386284847

>not full of sugar

Why do people keep trying to make it sound like ketchup is unhealthier than mayo? Mayo is actually made from eggs and oil. You are aware of this right? You can take an egg, and a cup of oil, and stir it for a while, and it is mayonaisse. It's not exactly a healthy condiment option either.

>>386278358
Mayofags everyone

Chocolate vs. Vanilla

>>386284892
gotcha
thanks for the (you)s bro

>>386284857
Nice. Sent

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>>386284162
It's funny how shitters think it makes them absolutely invincible though.
I can remember many occasions some armored shitter just casually walks into my splatling barrage while they desparately try to hit me with their dualies.

>>386285036
Yo I would like this. Pearl would be Vanilla, Marina would be chocolate.

>>386284918
I like
>special charge up
>ink saver (main)
>ink recovery up

Latly I have been using the sprinkler more and more. So I am thinking about using
>ink usage on secondaries.

>>386285036
Would quickly devolve into a race war, especially if Marina were chocolate

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>>386284162
>mfw watching shitters activate ink armor as I'm shooting them
>mfw imagining them going "WHAT THE FUCK I ACTIVATED INK ARMOR THIS IS BULLSHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED"

>>386285028
I'm talking about the taste, anon. I don't like sweet things and ketchup tastes too sweet.

>>386284918
I think I've decided that the N-Zapper is one of the best all around weapons, but if you don't go for something with Ink Armor on it, you might consider special weapon up.

Ink recovery up is good, as are bomb defense and both ink savers.

>>386285151

What happens if pearl is chocolate and marina is vanilla?

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Anybody else interested in joining a Mayo lobby add me >>386282954

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>>386283981
skub splatfest when?

>>386285151
Also, cum and shit jokes galore if they keep doing themed paint.

>>386285249
What were the paint colors for first splatfrst? I missed it

>>386285192
Would still make sense

[White Chocolate and Vanilla is usually brown

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>>386285026
>mfw I just hit ketchup king
>MFW finished at over 2000 power

>>386285292
White for mayo and Red for ketchup.

>>386285292
Not him, but in NA it was Cats vs. Dogs and it was orange and blue
in Japan it was Milk Tea vs. Lemon Tea (i think) and it was White and Yellow

>>386285219
Request sent, let's GOOOOOOO

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>>386282806
These are impressively bad

>>386285324

also pearl is a white person acting like a black person (rapping)

At least she's allegedly rapping, but OTH'S music sounds like 1980s Madonna

>>386284918
In general? Ink saver, ink recovery, swim speed.
For weapons with tenta missiles I like to use special power up, and I also like it with splashdown though that is a bit more gimmicky.
Drop roller is also pretty good unless you're using dualies.

>>386284918
Ink Savers
Ink Resistance
Tenacity
Ninja Squid
Object Shredder (works on Rainmaker shield and Ink Armor)
Worst ability is Cold-Blooded by a long shot

>>386282297
If you have an intense dislike of your right joycon or your pro controller

>>386281113
How about the genuine bias with weapons leveling up? From 1-20 you have so many dualies.

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>>386277567
>mfw I buy this game and see all the furry shit

Will Nintendo remove all the furry artwork if I report it?

>>386285426
Did we get any good watersports art out of that

>>386284970
Armor does bleed into real life. say you get hit by a 25 shot, you have 5hp of armor left. ASay you get a 50 shot afterward then you only lose the armor, not life

>>386285426
>>386285423

I meant for ice cream versus cake, sorry

>>386285498
Report system is automated apparently so as long as enough people report it, it's going to be taken down.

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>shit condiment vs shit condiment

>>386279569
Kewpie is for weebs with no taste.

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Need one more for Mayo lobby.
>>386282954

>>386285498
no one cares what hitler thinks
he dead, peckahead

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>16hz tickrate
why is this a thing nowadays. fucking nintendo

>>386285550
Oh, sorry! I gave you the ones from the VERY FIRST one in the first Splatoon.
If you meant that one, then it was Pink (cake) vs. Ice Cream (teal)

>>386285527
I know of a few.

>>386284970
>do you still take 20 damage?
Nope. Ink armor absorbs the entire hit when it breaks.

>Guy named Dio Brando
>Not using roller
Leave it to Jojofags to be fucking retarded

>>386278358
CLASS III VISUAL COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED. PLEASE REMAIN AT YOUR STATION FOR AMNESTIC TREATMENTS

>>386285592
You are tied to a chair and there is a spoon full of ketchup and a spoon full of mayo. You must select which spoon you woukd prefer to be placed in your mouth. If you do not choose either of them, both of the spoons with condiments on them are shoved into your ass. What is your choice?

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>>386285219
One more needed for this anon