Splatoon 2

I'm bored of the matchmaking taking 10 times as long.

I'm bored of losing so fucking much. I was 32-18 in the first week and now I'm down to 24-26. What the fuck happened?

>>386262793
barneyfags

Weve had faily threads for 3 weeks now. When are we moving to /vg/

It's nothing but ketchup vs ketchup. I've already moved up to a ketchup queen. There's really no point in playing anymore.

>>386262968
Never

File: Screenshot_20170805-143823.png (713KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

713KB, 720x1280px

Post em

File: 1501482465246.jpg (47KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 600x800px

DUDE OCTOBRUSHES LMAO

Previous thread :>>386247202

News
- Sploosh-o-Matic (Curling Bomb, Splashdown ) is back: https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/893391908172480512 (embed) (embed)
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far)
- The Current Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup. Join a team and scrub your Tees for 2000 coins each.
- New Splatfest-exclusive stage "Shifty Station" announced! Its layout changes with every splatfest.

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed)
> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9 (embed)

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>>386263536
>>>/vg/

File: 1500369566227.png (180KB, 500x405px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 500x405px

>Splatted by Octobrush!

Why are so many people bitching about octobrushes? the range is so shitty you just shoot it from afar and it dies. you can see it swim behind you so there really is no reason. are mayotards this bad at the game?

>>386264521
Because they are shit

Post dirty tactics you've used to ensure your team wins
>Switched to Tri-Slosher

I have never once lost on Shifty Station. This stage is blessed.

So glad I got to play 4 matches in a row against my own team.

>>386262968
Not enough circle-jerking to move to /vg/.

File: 1324597503884.gif (361KB, 190x190px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 190x190px

>>386265098
>played like someone who doesn't have a learning disability

>>386265246
Just semen unfortunately.

File: DGfTk7TUQAAw6D0.jpg (249KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 1280x720px

>>386264468
I think I'm done with turf war for a while.

File: C5DKXw8UoAAzZsZ.jpg (77KB, 949x1000px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 949x1000px

>>386265243

Will Shifty Station stay? We really need more stages.

>>386264521
The people saying it have no situational awareness and think they're being ganked when the brush user is just capitalizing on their stupidity.

File: IMG_0461.png (789KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

789KB, 750x1334px

>>386263286
I'll take it

>>386265389
No, but they're using it to test new ideas and get feedback. There might be a stage like it soon.

>>386265389
I hope not fuck shitty station

File: 1501554856757.jpg (78KB, 800x900px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 800x900px

>>386265389
That's a cute spaghetti

File: 65jgy6r.jpg (86KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 640x360px

>>386263286
Mayo King

>>386265527
>t. Someone who never won on Shifty Station

>>386265640
I've won multiple times I just don't like the stag and it's layout

>>386265640
I share that anon's sentiment, and yes, your statement is true. I just won for the first time on it and it was because the mayo team was a bunch of rollers who forgot the roller can fling ink.

>>386265669
my man

I fucking hate sloshers and in going to return the game if they are balanced soon

File: file.png (1MB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x675px

>mfw Crips are near by

>>386265745
But Marina made it for you

>>386262793
From the thumbnail I thought this was a fetish pic and they were being turned into weird colorful vases or something.

>>386262968
>now

does anyone know where the scrubber guy is hiding? I wanted to farm my shirt some more but he seems to hate raves
>>386265389
sounds like it's the permanent 3rd stage but only for splatfests. I'm perfectly ok with that, because they finally have map rotation during splatfests. I'm a little pissed that I played it for hours last night and still haven't played it meanwhile my gf got it 8 times.

>It's an enemy team has ink armor every fight episode
Fuck that broken special.

>>386265745
good thing it'll change for next time

File: 1501105186854.png (216KB, 432x413px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 432x413px

>>386265098
>squidbag after every kill hoping the opponent tilts

>>386265916
nigga's right in the middle of it.

>>386262793
I'm tired in general of all of the MOTHER FUCKING LOSERS on my team that keep getting 0 points. It is sad as shit when you have up to 3 0 pointers on your team, and you can not go more than 3 games without getting at least one. Fucking hell...

>>386265916
>he seems to hate raves
anon...

>>386265854
She needs to see a design expert i guess

File: heinz-ez-squirt-275.jpg (32KB, 275x264px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 275x264px

>it's a ketchup vs ketchup episode
Come out and play Mayo

How fast is the matchmaking now? I tried playing it last night but it kept making me wait until 10 seconds left on the countdown before finally pairing me against my same team.

>>386266327
It always matched me immediately, even if the teams were wildly imbalanced (1770 power vs. 1980 power was the worst instance). I thought it just dumped a bunch of random people into a lobby as fast as possible.

>>386265098
>Using the octobrush, super charge up, super power up
It's like spending half the match just sneaking up on retards and then the other half flying around with a fuck you cannon.

>>386266327
I am having the opposite problem. Last night I would be paired fast as fuck and half my games were against Mayo. Now it seems to take ages.

File: 1494380796646.jpg (170KB, 1080x985px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1080x985px

>Join friend on a normal day
>Keeps putting us on opposite teams
>Try to join friend during splatfest
>can't

>Zooming around the stage with a carbon roller
>Outspeeding shooters and leaving them to deal with my mess while the rest of my team goes in
Nice. Love it.

>>386266306

This. I keep getting ketchup vs. ketchup battles. Did no one pick mayonnaise?

>tfw have to play with my Switch docked because my WiFi internet is shit

Where are the mayo rooms though?

>>386262892
19-31 after hitting Mayo King. Is anyone on a nasty losing streak? I had some moron standing at the base after getting splatted.

>>386266651
Apparently not. Shouldn't all of southern US picked Mayo?

>>386262892
I'm at 30-13 so far. Playing with /vg/ is pretty fun.

>>386266972
Why the hell would southern U.S. pick mayo if the southeast is full of black and the southwest is full of mexicans?

>>386266534
>play together with 2 other friends all the time
>can't play without one more
oh well at least I carried them to profreshinal from go getter last night. Pretty pissed I still haven't got there yet because of the bullshit ranking system. Does anyone know where the best place to get a switch is? I have one more friend who will get it as long as it's at MSRP

>>386266972
Can confirm as southerner, picked mayo.

File: Screenshot_2017-08-05-14-47-56.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

>>386263286
I want to keep grinding abilities, but I don't want to hurt team mayo any more.

>100 years of ketchup makes a glopping noise as it flows into team mayo

File: 435345354354.jpg (29KB, 362x162px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 362x162px

>>386265669
Rofl what's with that puny score.

File: Screenshot_20170805-064843.png (2MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2560px

>>386267198
You hurt it less than I did.

Hero Shot btw and not the Aeromeme

I'm having fun tearing these Aerospray and Splooshomatic users a new asshole with my .52 Gal and Mini Splatling-- the desperation to just win with turf coverage is too real

File: DGfWFsUUQAA5OWZ.jpg (241KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1280x720px

Is Ketchup royally screwed?
Find out this Sunday morning.

Post squids.

File: 2017080514410500-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg (387KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1280x720px

>>386267294
>I ink a lot
>I splat a lot
>still below 2000

I do not understand

File: 1438025502730.jpg (653KB, 1653x1417px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 1653x1417px

>>386265098
>Switch to octobrush.
>Win rate goes from approximately 50% to 80%.
>Power jumps nearly 300 points.
>Can't go back to a more fun weapon without a high risk of letting my team down due to my now artificially elevated power level.

I really don't remember it being this good in the first game. Maybe it is just the higher concentration of people with low range weapons in turf war compared to the later days of Splatoon 1.

>>386265389
Fuck shifty station, haven't won a single fucking match on it.

I love Shifty Station so much

People who hate it are probably aerospray players

Sick of Ketchup vs. Ketchup though

>>386267107
California isn't part of "the south" in the US. Are you not from the US? It isn't as simple as your geographical direction as retarded as it may sound to you. The "south" is synonymous with the confederate states.

File: 1501266463445.png (33KB, 255x216px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 255x216px

>>386267575
>>386267576

>>386267468
I swear some of these are ironic

>>386265389

I'm sure we'll see more revamped Splat 1 stages

Triggerfish please

File: 1486812560681.gif (4MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 300x300px

>power surge cuts off TV and computer
>can't use PC's internet anymore but WiFi working just fine
>play for two straight hours until finally decide to reset the modem
>PC can go online again
>suddenly every attempt to join a game in the past hour has been met with a connection error 5 seconds in
>mfw
14 points away from King and now my wi-fi decides not to cooperate.

>tfw I'm at 30-20 for wins, but the shitty partners make it feel like 10-40

How do you know if you're the reason your team lost? I'm usually the top contributor, but still lose.

If mayo loses, they should be ashamed of themselves. They've got such a huge handicap in their favor.

File: IMG_0376.png (781KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

781KB, 750x1334px

>>386263286
Wow.

I love splatfests, they're so fun. They're honestly a stroke of genius by nintendo, bringing the community together like this, with special maps, music and rewards is just brilliant.

>>386267424

Ketchup is more popular if the mirror Ketchup matches are anything to go by, and the more popular team tends to lose in wins due to higher number of shitters so it's possible.

>>386267695
>make it feel
Stop being so fruity and man up. If you blame shitty partners maybe you're the one not strong enough for the team.

>>386267812
I just wish they'd do shit like this for ARMS. It'd probably make the game fun again.

File: muc.jpg (58KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 640x360px

Only the best color ink for splatfest

>>386267671
I'm pretty sure 90% are not actual furries. Why woukd you report a post that just a animal person waving a flag. You're playing a game filled with animal people.

File: DGfaocTVYAEXSuk.jpg (117KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1200x675px

mayofags btfo

File: 1371711354648.png (437KB, 632x569px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 632x569px

Switchless Splat1 fag here, can you play splatfest with your friends this time, or is it still solo queue turf war only?

File: 1439135244677.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

Did you get a bingo?

This needs to be updated though I guess since Inkstrikes no longer exist.

File: share_picture.jpg (98KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 640x360px

>>386263286
mayo QWEEN

File: 1457458661013.png (11KB, 307x462px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 307x462px

>>386267917
>ketchup vs mayo battle
>green and blue ink

>>386263286
What does the (0.8) next to the amount of splats mean?

>losing streak
>want to try something new
>try out the roller
>our entire team is roller
anyone with eyes could see how that went.

>>386267968
Yeah there's a team option now, and team wins are actually a contributing factor to which side ultimately wins the splatfest.

>>386267857
>not strong enough for the team
>winning more than losing
>out of 100 games, will come in first on my team 90+ games
I don't understand anon. What am I doing wrong? Do I need to score less like you to feel like a man?

File: 687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f393342315573622e6a7067.jpg (155KB, 1088x936px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1088x936px

I found my Teensy, give me images to print to miiverse.

is there anyone who uses the octobrush that isnt a total bab

File: where's the ash ketchup jokes.png (584KB, 622x1099px) Image search: [Google]

584KB, 622x1099px

>>386263286
Last one was a mirror match, somehow.

>>386268078
Ammount of assists per game.

File: 1453109385891.jpg (318KB, 731x720px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 731x720px

>>386267468

>Not Sexually Explicit

You dun goofed

File: 07.jpg (214KB, 1094x800px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 1094x800px

>>386268110

>>386268110
I am the woomy

>>386267917
>aeroshitter

>>386268149
Brush mains from 1

>>386268086

No, but you do need to win more games to feel like a man

I don't even care who wins the splatfest, I'm just happy to have ethnically cleansed all furries from my plaza. I haven't seen a single one in hours.

File: share_picture.jpg (92KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 640x360px

tfw

File: 1365570132682.jpg (53KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x500px

>>386268110

>>386267895
>The guy who insists inklings are furries is here
Amazing.

>>386268195
oh no
she's going to lick it all up isn't she.

>>386268078
Probably the standard deviation for your average

>>386268237
>Believing memes

Aerospray is pretty good in turf war anon. It's just shit in ranked modes.

>multiplayer maps change
>literally both my my two least favorite stages
FUCK

>its a "my team attempts to spawncamp the other team, not knowing that the other team is all out of spawn, inking up our side of the map" episode

>>386268367
At inking turf, yes. It's shit for splating people, which is important.

File: 1473689423509.png (459KB, 900x1481px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 900x1481px

>turf wars
>end screen shows kills and not turf inked

>>386268367
>>386268494
I fully believe a team comprised of aerosprays and at least one blaster will succeed in winning turf war.

File: IMG_0672.png (729KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

729KB, 750x1334px

>>386263286
I'm trying to get better with the octobrush

>>386268494
It's still good for splatting if you're good. I get on average 3 splats, which isn't much, but pretty good when you factor consistent 1200p inked turf.

>>386268264
How am I supposed to win 4 on 1 since I seem to get games where I have a complete list of shitters on my team yet the opposing team has their shit together? Only logical feasible way to get my wins up is the create a squad, but I only have one other person I play with.

>>386268568
It's been a thing since 1. I really don't understand why they do this.

How do you guys do your controls? I play motion but with the motion sensitivity at the lowest value.

What's your favorite splatfest theme from splatoon 2?

For me it's gotta be Muck Warfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCcco1DS2Cs

>>386268608
You can win turf war with any weapon combination.
4 inkbrushes could win turf war if they really tried.

>>386268713

Just like, win game

>>386268395
I've been reduced to the low 1600's because of this shit.

>>386263231
Pretty much where I'm at too, I'd keep playing if I actually got matched up against mayo players but I'm not

>>386268756
2 motion sens 4 stick sens

>>386268713
Make sure you always have a weapon with Ink Armor. That'll make your team slightly more competent.

Any 3 of you team Ketchup wanna team up for splatfest?

>>386268814
Acid Hues is my shit

File: 1415227654084.png (355KB, 730x647px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 730x647px

>>386268110

File: 1499351772050.jpg (101KB, 1200x978px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1200x978px

>>386268926
Sure, I'm down. Got nothin' doing for the next hour.

>>386268195
Which LL video is this?

>keep fucking losing
>Always top ranked in team
>even on ketchup v. ketchup matches

I am 5 fights in and I have found absolutely no mayo team players

>>386269146
SW-7093-1910-7136 is my code. I guess we'll need 2 more people

I don't know if it's a team Mayo thing specifically but god my teams have all been awful.

Forget about using a splatcharger by the way, without teamwork this thing is fucking garbage.

File: DGfbymMVwAA9sj-.jpg (207KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1200x675px

>>386267476

I'm the same and just assumed it's due to my low level since it's based on your score history (maybe). My mayo power goes up with my scoring when I level up and purchase a more effective weapon

File: IMG_0442.png (619KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

619KB, 640x1136px

>>386263286

File: Untitled.png (14KB, 591x401px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 591x401px

>>386263286

I'd love to show you, but this app is shitting the bed. I even streamed a 20 minute HD movie with no buffering and it still has the nerve to tell me this.

File: 1469361528864.png (537KB, 600x848px) Image search: [Google]

537KB, 600x848px

>>386269334
KETCHUPFAGS, HIT THIS BOY UP

WE NEED TWO MORE TO GO GOBLIN HUNTING

>>386268367
>Aerospray is pretty good in turf war anon
kek. There's a reason it's called aeromeme. It wasn't the best turfing weapon in the first game and it isn't now. It's only use, not memeing, is for people who can't ink unless they can walk forward to do it. Basically, it's good for literal children or Mom players.

>>386268919
It seems like I die quicker with ink armor on, and I always seems to kill people with it on without any problem. I'd rather use the ground pound. Builds up quickly, good for when someone is sneaking up behind me, and makes people freak out so that I get that 1 second advantage making easy for me to kill them.

>Moray Towers
Time for a break

I hope you mayobros playing on teams are holding your shit together alright. We're going to lose the popular vote, but we just need to out play them.
I just want my damn snails.

I hope the next Splatfest is more evenly matched. I've barely encountered any mayofags at all today.

>>386269537
But I have positive w/l ratio and consistent get the top score in leaderboards.

So it must be at the very least, usable.

>>386269671
If you reach royalty status and lose the splatfest, you only get 3 snails less than royalty from the winning side. Don't worry about it too much.

File: DGcmp8CVoAAqK1A.jpg large.jpg (243KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 1280x720px

>>386267294
Sit down

>>386269334
Did you already get 4?

>>386269817
nope, still 2

>>386268568
It does though, what are you talking about?

File: 1501912851676.jpg (64KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 640x480px

>>386269671
What are the snails for again? i never played any splatfests in the original

>>386269946
Not for all players, just you. I assume that anon wants every player's inked turf.

File: Screenshot_20170805-162042.png (2MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2560px

>>386263286
Mayo

>>386269689
You should try the Sploosh-o-Matic, it's pretty much BetterAero

Lemoe and Blue, I made a room, come join. Still need 1 more player

>>386269995
Rerolling and adding slots to gear

>>386269995
Let you reroll slots/add slots to gear.

>>386269995
You can give em to Murch to increase the amount of ability slots on your gear.

File: DGfgkAJV0AAFyfW.jpg (242KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 1280x720px

>>386269807

You sit down.

File: 1432580246500.jpg (50KB, 640x481px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 640x481px

>>386266005
FUCK YOU THIS ALWAYS GETS ME MAD
I KNOW IM SHIT BUT STILL YOU FUCKING SQUIDBAG LIKE A RETARD

>>386270075
Suction Bombs are too integral to my running away, and sealing game. I wouldn't be able to do half the shenanigans I do without it.

>>386270095
>>386270119
Can you not do it without snails? Cause that's really lame if true.

>>386269689
It's useable, sure. I've used aerosprays when I wanted to veg out. But I guarantee you're hamstringing yourself with one.

>Ink Armor has 30hp
>takes a fraction of a second to stop working after the limit is reached
>can absorb a full L-3 burst because of this
How is this fair?

>>386270164
Curling bombs are the best runaway secondary, though. Just try the gun anon, I promise you you won't be disappointed.

File: toothpick.png (16KB, 200x154px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 200x154px

>out ranged by everything
>out damaged by everything
>covers shit all turf while still guzzling ink like no ones business
>literally cannot even roll through enemy ink because its hits their ink and slows you down if you turn too sharply
>get carpal tunnel from mashing so much

i cannot win a single game what the fuck even is this weapon? and why do i still love it so?

File: 1490500082158.gif (28KB, 310x292px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 310x292px

>>386270094
Neato. Hopefully there's a fourth ketchupbro who wants to tag along.

>>386270170
You could in 1, but not in 2.

Why did they make the Inkbrush worse than the Octobrush in every single way
What's the point

>>386270164
Then try the N-Zap.

>>386270205
There's no way ink armor has 30 HP, I think that it has a 30 HP threshold to trigger, but it can tank any single shot, even if it's fatal, and keep you alive.

File: share_picture.jpg (94KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 640x360px

>>386263286

>>386269334

Ok we need 1 more player. send me a friend request and join my lobby.

lemoe and Blue, I'll probably have to remake the lobby when I accept a request

>>386270170
Not currently, you might able with money in the future just like the first game.

>>386270242
The game really relied on damage+ in splatoon 1, and now that's removed and they clearly didn't fucking balance it properly, it's just a shit weapon. Use the octobrush, it's better in every way.

>>386270094
Warning you ahead of time I only picked up the game today and kind of suck.

>>386270342
Forgot to add I'm Mayo.

>>386270157
>meme weapon

nice crutch weapon

>>386270416
No worries, not looking for 1337 players

>>386270242
One day we'll show them all the true power of the inkbrush, anon.
One day.

File: 1433137127840.png (177KB, 282x231px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 282x231px

>>386270401

>>386270401
Go home fursflagger

>>386270401
Degeneracy in full effect, fuck furries.

File: 885c6cfa42cb9a6e64c8f835eb3a5969.png (529KB, 849x425px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 849x425px

>>386270439

Where's your 2300+ points?

>>386270313
Oh, it does do that. It just really sucks having to hit someone with three bursts because the last hit of the first burst was invalidated.

>>386270470
Fuck I need to leave for a bit, go on without me.

File: Screenshot_20170805-132608.jpg (2MB, 810x5632px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 810x5632px

>>386270227
I have used the sploosh, I didn't like it. Maybe it's because I can't use curling bombs as running. I usually use them to enter enemy ink and use the bomb as protection. More offensive than Suction Bombs.

>>386270296
Can't ink as well as Aerospray.

Alright. Blue, would it better if we co-ordinated via steam or discord? Fuck Nintendo online
need 2 people for team ketchup splatfest
SW-7093-1910-7136

File: 1452395652221.jpg (15KB, 269x253px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 269x253px

>>386270157
>that weapon

File: 2ed.gif (2MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x300px

>11 points from King
>Have to leave for work in half an hour
>Consistently topping scoreboards yet I keep losing
>won't be back from work until midnight

holy fuck just please let me win

>>386268110

How do you make these images?

>Rapid Blaster
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>386270915
1-bit RAW paletted .data exported from GIMP.

Am I the only one getting a bunch of furries in my square? Half the drawings in my square today are fucking furry drawings and they're literally ALL MAYO.

>>386270942
Anyone can, anon. It's shit compared to the first one.

>>386270887

You literally only need two wins.

If you're consistently on time to work you might be able to pull the "I got stuck in traffic!" card.

>>386270957

At what width/height?

Also, how do you enter them into Splatoon? I downloaded some controller file, but I have no idea what to do next

>>386270981
Nice try ketchupfag
There are at least 3 ketchup furfags in the plaza RIGHT NOW

>>386270792
Sure, I'm Lemoe on Discord as well.

>>386271118
number?

>>386268814
Ebb & Flow still number 1 baby.

>My team
>Joey
>Kaitlyn
>Steve
>Their team
>200 more power
>Tactical ink armor every 30 seconds

>ketchup vs ketchup
>ketchup vs ketchup
>ketchup vs ketchup
>ketchup vs mayo

Does it even mean anything when it's team vs same team?

>>386271201
9357

EVERY MATCH

FUCKING GODDAMN LAG

WHAT THE FUCK

I'll be back in an hour ketchupbros, my dad's making me go to church

>>386271117
I ain't lying, I haven't played today but last night it was all mayo furfags

>>386270727
I ink about as well with the N-Zap as your scores with the Aerosprays.

>>386271325
No, just that that team is more popular.

>>386271381
>underage

>>386271349
Tried Lemoe#9357, didn't work

>>386271325

It only lets you increase your own splatfest rank and power.

It doesn't go into the scores at the end of the splatfest, only the Ketchup Vs. Mayo battles do.

They really need to pick more balanced topics in the future.

>>386271325
It means mayo's gonna need the solo and team wins in order to win this splatfest lmao.

>>386271451
I'm not I just have a pretty religious father

>>386271418
That's nice anon, I don't know what you're hoping to accomplish.

>>386271423
I meant in terms of the splatfest. Does it affect the outcome at all?

File: piccolo goes skiing.gif (4KB, 100x100px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 100x100px

>win every mirror match because ketchupfags are all shitters
>get destroyed every match that matters vs mayos because im a ketchupfag shitter

THIS SPLATFEST IS PURE POETRY

File: 1435097065300.png (139KB, 586x505px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 586x505px

>>386271362

Pretty much every death I've had today is because of charger lag.

>>386271453
maybe try lemoe lowercase, not sure if that makes a difference.

File: ic-559.png (1MB, 1440x1287px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x1287px

Post wins

>>386271525
You should slap his ass

>>386271454
>>386271454
there are never going to be balanced topics in the western version because people are obsessed with Marina and hate Pearl.

Marina could represent literal shit and she would still be the popular choice and with popularity being even more significant than when wins were worth 2x there's no reason to ever pick Pearls team if you want to win.

>>386271548
thanks doc

>>386271454
They can't. Marina will always have the advantage.

>>386271541
Yes, popularity is a factor for the results. If you're fighting your own team a ton, it probably means your team is more popular. Either that or the matchmaking is just shit.

But no, it doesn't add to your team's wins or anything.

>>386271454
It's pretty balanced from the looks of it though, Japan's pick rate was 49% to 51% for Mayo and Ketchup respectively

>>386271548

I won every mayo match but they actually did almost tie quite a few times.

Mayo seems to have a better average skill level than ketchup, which isn't surprising.

File: C8vCU4NVwAAPANC.jpg (65KB, 776x800px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 776x800px

>>386270792
I gotta split too, unfortunately. Roommate isn't gonna be able to cook tonight.

>>386271381
The switch is portable you underage mayofag hick.

File: 1490051791683.jpg (295KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1440x1080px

>Win every game vs ketchupbros
>Finally get into a match against mayofurfags, get destroyed

>>386271738
Add me on discord first though, IF YOU HAVE IT Lizardus#9656

>>386270994
When you consider how braindead many players seem to be, it works surprisingly well.

petition to patch the splashdown marker so it's actually somewhat accurate

>>386271791

I doubt his church has wifi and he might not have a phone hot spot.

File: Screenshot_20170805-030424.png (314KB, 480x800px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 480x800px

>>386263286

>>386271871
+super weapons makes it bigger than the marker shows. It's stupid.

>>386269807
>splat jr

Get a Nzap.

Why are my splatfest colors blue/green?

File: 1484774234421.jpg (47KB, 555x563px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 555x563px

>team is me with carbon roller and three octobrushes

splatfest was a mistake, they actually managed to make the matchmaking worse

>>386272085
You're playing against your own team. Or you're color blind.

Reminder to report all furry posts as inappropriate. Don't let mentally ill freaks spread their sick fetish to kids.

>>386271791
>>386271941
I know it sounds underage but really my dad is just religious he make's everyone in the house go to church

>>386272085
You're playing against your own team

>>386272162
Nope, I'm going against ketchupfags every time.

File: 41620.jpg (296KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

296KB, 640x360px

Compared to how I first started, this is x10 better. Also it's very apparent that people don't know how to handle a Splatling.

>>386272238

Check your settings to see if you have color lock on.

The sploosh-o-matic is fucking broken. I refuse to play this game until it's nerfed.

>>386272162
>>386272205
Explain this
>>386267917

>>386272436
Half the weapons in this game are broken against the other half, lol

>>386266005
Honestly the squidbagging makes me lol. The quicker the funnier.

>>386272478
His team was ketchup and he was playing against ketchup. If matchmaking can't find you an opposing team from the other condiment, it'll match you with your own condiment. Any Mayo Vs. Ketchup match is guaranteed to be offwhite vs. red.

>>386272436
Just think of a defense strategy that doesn't involving standing 1 foot in front of the other player

>>386272085

did you turn accidentally turn on that option that always makes battles use the same two colors? Apparently there are people who get confused when they keep changing and can't remember what their color is.

Even though it's whatever color you happen to be shooting and even you squid's fucking hair color.

>>386272569

Look at the image, one team clearly says Team Ketchup and the other says Team Mayo.

>>386270162
I'm glad people like you exist. I squidbag just to draw enemy attention. Suddenly all 4 squids are on my ass and the rest of my team is off inking the field.

>>386272615

I think the intended use is for people who are color blind to turn it on once they get a set of colors they can tell apart.

>>386272569
You can see the image says team ketchup and team mayo did you even bother looking at it,

File: 1499368432658.gif (2MB, 296x318px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 296x318px

The cutest!

File: Screenshot_2017-08-05-21-52-24.png (2MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2560px

>>386263286

>>386270401
Reported that degenerate like the good squid I am.

Fuck it's like the higher level I get, the shittier people are. I just had a Queen sit afk the entire game. Fuck off.

Holy shit why did everyone on my team suddenly start sucking?

OK, i've hit king, im fucking done.

>>386272478
>>386272569
>>386272630
>>386272754
Did you even play the fucking game?
In the setting option you can tick to have only 2 colors (green and purple) and never anything else for retarded kids to see.

>>386272820
Dude I'd smoke a bud of seaweed with her.

>Be mayo
>Disconnect constantly
>Doesn't matter because I want ketchup beat the furries.

Lukewarm feel. White ink and being able to actually fight the enemy team is fun though. Ketchups are still really, really fucking terrible at the game in general as far as I've seen though.

>>386267107
Mexicans really love mayo. Well, practically all of Latin america

File: 1456022300948.jpg (3KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x125px

>Moray Towers

>tfw lvl 29
almost there, fucking finally
locking weapons behind levels was a mistake

File: titanfall 2 eject.jpg (471KB, 640x2416px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 640x2416px

>>386273016
Me too, i'm splatted out mang.

>literally so few mayofags that 2/3rds of my splatfest matches are ketchup v ketchup
ez win, famlams

>>386273072
But we've got the furries here too. Probably less than mayo for obvious reasons, but still.

>>386273037

Yes it has happened to people on team ketchup fighting team ketchup but that image clearly shows team ketchup fighting team mayo. >>386267917

Let me guess you're going to say it was photo shopped rather than admit you made a mistake huh?

>>386273092

Moray Towers is the level where I kick everybody's ass for some reason

and no, I'm not a sniper

>play for ~2 hours
>every game is hilariously one-sided, win or lose
does it get any better? this matchmaking is ass

>>386262793
I put in some serious work for Team Ketchup. But yeah, I'm ready to be back to regular turf wars now.

File: idk feeling.jpg (61KB, 483x430px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 483x430px

>>386262793
what am i looking at?
left french toast with squeeze mayo and egg yolk on top
right scrambled eggs with ketchup on it
?

>>386273159
Marina getting ketchup was already a guaranteed win

>>386262793
Hey at least the stages change in Splatfest now.

I'm gonna miss the red and cream colors, Nintendo probably won't keep them without the direct context of ketchup and mayonnaise.

>>386273191
Mayo = semen seems to be an ongoing joke they are running with.

>>386273294
no you're just terrible

>>386273294
Nope. And it doesn't get better as you get more levels.

Also the weapon choices while leveling up are stupidly bias. So many dual splatters before 20 it's stupid.

>>386272946
Were you team Mayo on Moray Towers just now vs Ketchup? If so, sorry to see that, was wondering why we had such a strong lead.

>Aerosprays vs Aerosprays

Fun game you got there with this shit curling bomb special

>>386273334
It's takoyaki on the left, I'm guessing rice for marina

>>386273334
It's omlet rice

>>386273334

The one on the right is omurice.

It's a japanese omelette thing with chicken and rice filling with ketchup topping.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omurice

>>386273213
Did you even read what I wrote you fruit loop?

2 European ketchup squids intrested to Team up?

SW-0843-3792-1314

>>386270157
We're on the same team numbnuts

>>386273437
That's what Splatfest has deevolved into it. Fuck Ink Armor, people are just stacking Aerospray.

File: 1501788175455.jpg (62KB, 700x666px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 700x666px

>>386273039
Just one?

>>386273437
Aerospray special charge needs to be increased to 300p
May sound too harsh, but considering Aerospray's turfing ability it really isn't.

>>386273039
Is the same person saying this every thread or what

>>386273213
Options
Other
Color Lock

>>386273404
Mayo looks too much like cuma and ketchup looks too much like blood. Its a pity because they both look great

I always get to king rank in splatfests then stop. Isn't the popular team more likely to win in this game? Because if you get the popular vote that's already 1 point for your team, then they just need to win either solo or teams. Top players could play together in teams to almost guarantee a win.

>>386273545
I dunno man....

>>386272753

it is for color blind people, but it doesn't "lock" a current set of colors as the name suggests; the two colors it uses are by design

Do you get anything for being on the winning team in splatfest?

I mean if it's just smug satisfaction then who cares, Marina will win like 80% of the time on popularity alone.

>>386273827
More snails.

>>386273726
Yeah, mayo is gonna need both win categories to win, and that might be hard to pull off.

File: 1501191930339.png (58KB, 613x599px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 613x599px

>game ended
>we basically won
>game won't go past the "Time!" screen
>A communication error has occured
>returned to lobby with rank lowered and no exp

LET ME PLAY RAINMAKER FUCK

File: 1488613715787.gif (791KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

791KB, 300x168px

>mfw holding on to exactly 50% win rate against ketchup fags
I fucking suck at this game.

File: 1436116293467.jpg (655KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 1024x1024px

>>386273827

MORE SNAILS FOR THE SNAIL GOD

>>386273951
PRETTY SUSPICIOUS

>>386273965
Those things look like super mushrooms desu.

File: 454343634.jpg (152KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1280x720px

>Get killed last second
>This happens
Time to browse /v/.

>>386262793
Yeah. After getting to the max rank I just grinded out the hero blaster and now I'm done for the day.

>>386273463
>Takoyaki is typically filled with minced or diced octopus
Holy fuck these squids don't fuck around

are splatoon gamers the mlp of video games?

>>386274043

Given at one point Shiggy wanted Splatoon to be a Mario spinoff they may well be reskinned assets.

>>386274063

This is why I pull off Ink armor ion the last 10 secs

>>386273916
Mayo is definitely stronger. I win every game against other ketchups, but Mayos are tough.

File: 1469391276943.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x270px

has europoor splatfest started?

>>386267476
You kinda need a squad or to get placed above 2k for it to stick. Once you get their you lose anywhere between 30 to 60 points each loss but frequently gain mmr in the single digits for winning. The matchmaking is a wee bit fucked.

>>386274172

is this poster the faggot of /v/ posters?

File: Ketchup vs mayo.png (3MB, 1862x1500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1862x1500px

Stay strong my red brothers. Victory is an inevitability.

File: 544daf1a105ceb90920cbcb5ceb8ceda.png (78KB, 133x246px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 133x246px

>>386273531

I don't give a fuck, I've had more ketchup vs ketchup matches anyway.

>>386274252
7 hours ago

File: 1488894775318.png (216KB, 500x563px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 500x563px

STOP INVITING ME YOU FAGGOTS I'M ALREADY MAYO QUEEN

>>386271548

Thanks doc.

>Shitcunts with 0 ink armor usage on my team
Fucking how

File: 1501818866575.jpg (22KB, 480x552px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 480x552px

>yfw muck warfare starts playing

>>386274306
Ketchup fucking sucks. Way to ruin perfectly good tomatoes.

>>386274173
>Given at one point Shiggy wanted Splatoon to be a Mario spinoff

False

The dev team started with Mario characters and Shiggy and Iwata thought it would be better to use original characters

File: 786678867687687.jpg (92KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1200x675px

Covet the mayo.

>>386274043
They are called SUPER sea snails after all.

>>386274247
I guess we'll see what happens. I have no idea what goes on behind the team battles because I don't have friends.

>>386263536
Kill yourself.

>>386274306
>Catsup fags so afraid they make pointless propaganda instead of facing us like men

File: dog.gif (2MB, 329x319px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 329x319px

>Moray
>E-liter pops up on the other team

Does anyone else always fuck up when pronouncing Super Sea Snails and pronounce it as Super Snea Snails

>>386273334
Pearl being a disgusting pig while Marina is classy and pure

File: screenshot-4354f.jpg (54KB, 640x358px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 640x358px

Now that the dust has settled, besides Stingray can we all agree Ink armor is the worst special?

File: 1311549970966.jpg (71KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x600px

>manage to take out the entire enemy team on my own
>my team still manages to lose it for me
I fucking hate Splatfest.

>>386274603
no

Is there any way to check splatnet2 on your computer?

>>386274247
Exact opposite here. Ketchup mirrors are tense and down to the wire. Mayos get stomped and seem filled with turbobads.

>>386274709
???
Ink Armor's literally the best special though? By a long shot?
Have you been playing the game for 10 minutes?

>>386274709
I'd argue it's the best because any shitter can use it effectively.

>>386274824
>Block ONE fatal attack

Fucking wow so good. They should've just made it a powerful defense buff for the whole team

Why is Marina so rude to Pearl sometimes?

>>386274709
That's not the rain cloud.