>STR vs DEX
>>386134441
>David
>DEX
Clearly you mean AGI
>>386134441
>Goliath ever loosing to David
This killed the whole story for me.
>>386134520
>David
>AGI
Clearly you mean INT
>>386134656
>underestimating God's power
This is why Pagans always lose
>tfw STR/INT
>>386134679
>David
>INT
He's clearly a faith build you damned Philistine.
>>386134656
idk getting a rock launched into the forehead sounds pretty lethal
>>386134441
Based David. STR doesn't matter in the age of projectile weapons.
Why is David an albino
Who was in the wrong here?
>>386134710
>Implying YHWH is a god and not a demon in disguise
>>386134441
Fucking Rng Crit
>>386134441
that's a crit build though
>>386134924
this desu
Why do people try to meme this as some moral story? No matter how I look at it, it's a cautionary tale that slings are absolutely terrifying weapons no matter how "common" they may be.
>>386134441
>>386134520
>>386134679
It clearly wasLUK
>>386134656
You seen how fast those slings can lob stones? They dent metal. And it doesn't take much strength to sling one.
Now imagine catching one to the temple.
>>>/tg/
Back to your even more nerdy board, nerd.
>>386134520
AGI would mean that he runs fast or some shit. He just threw a rock , he's DEX.
>>386135101
>this anon read the book of Job.
>this anon gets it
>>386134441
>STR vs FAI/LCK and high chance to crit
>STR vs 2 DEX
Why are slingstones so overpowered in mythology
>>386137750
Rocks hurt, man
>>386136915
based
>>386134441
Nigga that's a big ass shield
God should've just WOLOLOLOLO'd Goliath.
Not cool, God. Not cool.
>>386138372
cracked my skull at the temple of head open, Sticks and Stones may break my bones ain't just a saying without meaning
What people don't seem to understand is that it takes a lot of strenght to be able to be agile or dexterous. You shouldn't be able to have high AGI or DEX without having high STR, it makes no fucking sense. It's like saying, hey my legs are very weak but I can run really fast! That's fucking retarded.
>>386134441
David is FTH with direct blessing from God
STR would easly win with DEX
I still have no idea how they manage to aim with these ancient slings.
>>386142083
The same way you aim when you throw a rock, it just comes naturally with practice.
>>386134441
LUCK>all
david is clearly a STR character
>>386135095
Probably the pagan army that just camped out somewhere slaughtering anyone who tried to pass and jacking off their giant lummox of a soldier
Actually, rocks scale with Strength.
Was bruce lee dex or str?
>>386142382
Quality build
A rock is clearly full VIG
>>386135454
yes, it's about not being too proud no matter how big and powerful you are, lest it lead to you getting oneshot by some kid with a rock.
>>386142382
Probably a good balance of both.
>>386134520
>>386134679
>>386135537
>>386135747
>A warrior of GOD
>Not a Faith user
Ignorants, all of you.
>>386142195
The rock is spinning at god knows how fast. I think it's a very impressive feat make a precision hit with it.
>>386142307
And then he used Goliath's Head as a Helm.
>Well what is it?
>>386134710
>hey god, since you're omnipotent and all, why don't make our life nice here?
>lol nah.
>>386142382
Probably both with a lean towards dex.
>>386135095
Is that medieval Goliath
>>386134656
a sling can generate a lot of force especially if the stone is built right and the wielder knows what their doing. honestly goliath was setting himself up. that fool should of just held is shield up and charged the israelites instead of stroking his ego dick
>>386142621
>missing the pointI hope this turns into one of those god tier theological threads.
>>386142552
It doesn't really take much practice to get good at it, I've actually used something very similar when I was a kid, it's pretty easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDMCVdPwnE
>>386134441
>Endgame max stats vs Crit build
David is clearly a Faith Build
>>386142616
the sins of the father
>>386142382
Very high DEX
High STR for an asian, would be medium-to-high for average man
>>386142621
>Hasnt read Book of Job and Ecclesiastes
m8
>>386134441
AGI >>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything
Play mount&blade character with 2000 AGI and post results
is there a game where Faith affects or stacks up with the Luck stat?
>>386142997
yeah man hol up let me just pop up my cheat engine and add myself 2k agi
>>386142621
That's the point fag.
>>386137750
You could literally blow someones brains out with a real slinger.
>>386143049
Remember to dismount your horse or the fucking animal will get you down
>>386142754
>>386143145
Explain it to me, I am a brainlet and I don't understand it.
>>386134520
But david is the most dex character you fucking retard
>str fags
Lmaoing at ur life.
>>386134441
Everyone ITT is wrong, making use of centrifugal force with minimum effort clearly implies INT build
>>386143356
If God's nice to you you'll worship him because he's nice, not because he's god.
If God's a dick to you and you still worship him then he knows you're a true believer.
>>386143793
>mankind vs AI
>>386144149
But why whould I worship an asshole
>>386144270
You mite get a reward if you do
>>386144270
>questioning a literal dictatorship
Also daily fucking reminder in heaven you are supposed to suck god's cock 24/8, non existence sounds appealing.
>giving your opponent plenty of time before the duel to stack buffs through several prayers
>march into battle without your shield because "lol shield for losers real men 2h zwei"
>not donning a full plate helmet to eliminate critical hits because you fell for the fashion meme
>not choosing terrain that's favourable to melee combat, but a fucking plain
>not just zerg rushing him to begin with with superior numbers
Face it, Goliath was a fucking moron and that's why he lost and died like a bitch.
>>386144270
You should worship God because he's God, if he's an asshole to you then hard cheese.
There's been a lot of philosophical thought on the matter. It all boils down to 'well if we could prove God does or doesn't exist this would be helpful but we can't so....'
STRfags BTFO
>>386144420
Well atleast that's one good thing.
>>386144436
>>386144560
Well that's some bullshit right there, I'll continue to not worship God, even if I have to go to hell for all eternity when I die.
>>386144694
God damn she's so fucking ugly.
>>386144694
don't fuck with Klethi
>>386136915
>mfw when DEXwhores get BTFO
>>386144514
This, Goliath set himself up like an idiot because he was too confident in his build. Not his fault David knew how to stack stats and critical hit his ass.
>>386144694
When you put 0 points on charisma.
>>386144694
Does that sword wield a ton or what
Why is he so slow
>>386142382
when you outlevel everyone else so hard you can as well main LUK
>>386144694
This is why I stopped watching the show. I'm honestly loathe to use the term but Arya turned into a mary sue.
>>386142946
>medium-to-high for average man
So we in average should be as strong as Bruce Lee and the strong of us should have Klitschko Brothers like physique and strenght?!
>>386143356
basically what he said >>386144149 we worship because we are in awe before him also, we double crossed him when shit was cool and nice so he condemned us for a life of hardship
>>386144694
pls no...
>>386144931
Probably because it's a she yes the big one is a woman.
>>386145160
Wait, really? Goddamn, she's one ugly bitch.
>>386142621
>God makes a perfect life for humans
>gives them literally one simple rule
>immediately fuck it up
This is why humanity doesn't get nice things
>>386142382
CHA with Perform focus.
>>386145160
>>386145265
I know I'm in the minority here and you'll insult me but I think she's pretty. Obviously on the show they butch her up but in real life she's nice looking, just very tall. Different strokes.
>>386144968
He didnt really train for strength and even then he only focused on upper body
He could only squat like 60 kg
>>386145453
just
>>386145453
she's very attractive out of the costumes
>>386142621
>Not redeeming yourself and absolving your own problems in life instead of relying on God to do everything
The reason that Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden is because they were too reliant on God and couldn't think for themselves.
>DEF vs AGI
>>386134656
>loose
Underaged
>>386145630
>not infantry vs mech
This is why you don't taunt first thing when the round starts.
>>386145485
What really? Odd
>>386145453
I usually would agree, but you just picked her worst photo
>>386145786
You shouldn't taunt when you're 1v1'ing someone anyway, it just draws an immediate attack since you've already got the threat. Goliath was just overconfident and thought David was a scrub. Little did he know David was a pvp master.
>>386134710
>pagans
>losing
christcuck teutons were crushed by a bunch of spearchucking pagans, how does it make you feel ca*holic d*g?
>>386144741
Which one?
>>386145925
DEUS VULT
>>386136915
post more based Euron
>>386145876
He just didn't remind himself of the important things...
>taunting
>>386135101
>Implying that YHWH is not the literal devil, Lucifer himself.
>>386145925
you wot
>>386145363
>God omniscient
>naked apes homeschooled and never done talked to none but daddy before
>Unsavvy kids get predictably swindled and God's somehow surprised
>>386145925
been a while since I posted this
>>386146321
>>386146245
>>386146016
what's wrong christcucks
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald
>>386146534
most of the forces were christian so whats your point
>>386145925
leave capacitors out of your gay emoji shit
>>386146956
christcucks are only good at killing themselves ?
>>386146534
Nothing's wrong, you're right, I just wanted to post a deus vult image.
>>386147062
I dont mind since Im polish lol
>>386146534
You do realise that Poland was christian?
>he doesn't max out STR, DEX and STN
Who needs LCK, right?
>>386147062
nah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Edington
>>386147224
I waited forever for that (you) :)
>what are you gonna do, hit me with this rock?
Being a gish and increasing your melee capabilities through buffstacking is superior and more fun than both STR and INT individually.