ESA 2017

;-;

Does anyone have any concrete info on the bonus stream? What are we doing when the proper ones end

This cunt feels like he's the professional marathon hoster
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/888871954710745088

>>385493053
I hope so. The NASA bonus stream was incredible.

where is my iranian/swedish princess Maral?

>>385493116
Passed out in the Mafia(orgy) room.

>>385493116
sleeping
local time on right corner

reminder the tintanfall 2 is on EA access in 3 days

>>385493070
I remember there were people on /v/ denying that donations get read and filtered.

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>>385493163
nice, the GDQ run really sold me on the game.

that ending

so how come Titan Fall 2 never got big?

>>385493250
Released same time as Todd Liar's DOOM game. That should tell enough.

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scorch is my husband

>>385493250

They released TF2 at the same time that they release Battlefield 1. Guess which one the masses decide to buy.

>>385493296
but that game sucked!

>>385493250
1. Doom
2. Lack of shilling
3. Titan Fall 1 left a sour taste

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>>385493053
Most likely, more improvised and more memes.
Last year whoever shower up did a random run of choice.

>>385493250
Like he said, release date between newest CoD and BF1 which was hyped a lot.
That and the fact that people seem to be kinda over twitch shooters in general.

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>>385493250
Stigma from dev promo for the first game/anything that looks remotely CoD/sequel to something hyped but not massive successful/people not liking robutts

Take your pick

>>385493376
>That and the fact that people seem to be kinda over twitch shooters in general.
I still see zero appeal in this game.

>>385493053
saboom&co already confirmed they'll try to do crash bash 100% on the venue at some point after the event is over, whether that's going to be on the official bonus stream or one of their private ones who the fuck knows, probably the later considering it's 20+ hours long

>>385493089
I hope it becomes tradition for NASA to end with Contradiction.

>>385493514
There are a couple other games of that sort they can cycle.

>>385493250
i play this game a lot

>play one round of multiplayer
>get fucked destroyed by bunny hopping spiderman murderers
>stop playing

just too much gud to git

>>385493089
HMNNN

>>385493512
>considering it's 20+ hours long
I cant fucking wait

>>385493453
Single player is not as awesome as most people say. It's good nothing crazy.
MP is where it's at if you want CoD shooting + wallrunning & sliding + class based robots. There's not more than that to it but it's a good mix in my opinion.

>>385493540
who is this

>>385493780
GDQ white knight furfag gets triggered at ESA and some developer (?) of a ESA game replies.

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is this the tale of one man and his robot

>only have one purpose in life
>not very significant but it gives you meaning
>some fast guy jumping all over the place shows up and takes it away from you

Robot dies

Like three times

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it's bedtime

>under $100000 raised

wow how embarrassing

>>385495083
>le arbitrary number

>>385495083
Reminder that you have to half the donation total since Notch is matching everything up to 45k (which they will never hit anyways) and they took that into account.

>>385494851
Trust me

>>385495083
thats what happens when you don't do money laundering

>>385495160
>Notch
Do you have a SINGLE fact to back this up

>>385495204
He did it last year and got shit for not casually dropping 100k on it, makes sense that he'd want to do it again but remain anonymous this time.

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Greatest run ever.

I predict Youtube version will get 200k views.

who the hell are these dudeweedlmao goons flashing gang signs in the back?

>>385495204
I'd be shocked if it wasn't Notch

Who the hell thought its a good idea to add those completely out of place borderlands esque character introductions?

It doesn't fit the tone of the game at all

Who /waitingforffxiii/ here?

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>>385495083
My tiny brain can't understand why this event is so much smaller than a GDQ one. Smaller ofcourse, but not THAT much smaller.

>>385495647
Thought the same seeing the first boss. You were half expecting the sound, freeze and tagline

>>385495083
>>385495723
The events occur too close to GDQ. People already had a week to watch speedrun, so they've burnt out on it, spent their money already, and maybe even took off work for GDQ. ESA needs better advertising and maybe need to start scheduling in September or October.

>>385495723
the novelty wears off after GDQ i guess

>>385495723
GDQ is the "in" thing. No one knows or gives a fuck about **SA

>>385496290
t. mike uyama

>>385495204
i dont know about that, but notch tweeted about the even

Our guy tier
Unbox

Facebook meme groupchat tier
Silent Hill

>>385496362
Prove me wrong.

>>385496369
>Facebook meme groupchat tier
>Silent Hill

t. Susan

IVE GOT GOOD TONE

>>385493306
that fire animation is trash

>>385495204
name another billionaire that would donate to these events

>>385496454
hello twitch chat

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>>385496603
not trumpke despite nasa fellating him all marathon

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>Dramatic death scene of a beloved character and a friend
>10 seconds later you find out he's virtually immortal

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WAIT HOLD ON

HOW THE FUCK DO THE CAMERAS WORK ON THE FUCKING MECH

IS THE DOOR JUST TRANSPARENT?

>>385497370
cameras in the front and the inside is just curved monitors I guess

>>385496882
>trust me
10/10 RUSE
STILL MAD

>>385496691
>>385496691
the president of the united states doesn't donate money to videogame speedrun events benefiting a european charity
No fucking shit

rip the tech crew

Please stop making these thread no one is watching this

>>385492868
Were there any really good runs?

>>385497516
notch is also just a neet at this point

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amazing

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>>385496882
>10 second later he dies again. This time for good.

>>385497691
Go home, Susan. Everybody saw your run

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>still haven't turned off the music

>JC3 by the WC holder
mite b gud
I imagine the game is glitchy as fuck.

was it trump that made the ok hand cool

>>385498097
are you serious?

>>385498239
i mean, he did, so

NY NAME IS BOLO SANTOZEEEEE, LEEDAH OF DAH REEPAHS
Actually, is JC3 any good? I got super bored of 2 after a while and mostly just completed it for the sake of completing it

Is there a video of nuggets\susan collision yet? I don't want to watch the whole vod.

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>>385498097
Is it even cool now? It's a hand gesture with a concrete meaning, do it or don't

>>385498560
He did give it a bit of life though, especially with memers

12 hours remain

>NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

wewlad

>>385498818
>>385498827

He seems kinda nervous. I hope his run goes well.

>>385495334

Imagine being so desperate for attention you steal someone elses limelight during a charity speedrun game even

Hope the fat cunt gets diabetes

>>385499283
he wasnt even doing anything original, he was trying to copy the nugget guy from the day before

fuck that fat piece of shit

so like, succinct and punchy is mad at someone for derailing his run but the chat literally does the same thing for every run he's shown up for thanks to his rap god meme status

dude has no self awareness

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>soros

>>385499529
he's tweeted before about how he doesn't like it when that happens because it takes focus off the runner

>>385495041
Is her name Souzee? Can't find help.

>>385498447
>I got super bored of 2
Don't touch 3 then.

I kinda wish Bethesda games had colossal maps like JC2 and JC3

Makes the world a bit more realistic

>>385500075
walking around that would be nuts

i think bethesda could get away with it though, people live in their games at this point.

>>385500243
just give the player a Highwayman after the introduction quest or something

>>385500243
Paying for carts to fast travel would actually have a purpose. But bethesda already puts quantity over quality. If they made the maps even bigger the writing/side quests would be even more meaningless and bad.

Poor guy, everything's going wrong in his run.

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>WR holder accidentally kills himself in the middle of a run of the mill destruction mission with no unique mechanics

>>385500512
>WR holder
>Only person to speedrun this game

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This game is hurting my eyes to watch.
It's been fun shitposting with y'all. good night!

>>385500937
sweet dreams, anon

this and TF2 have felt like quick playthroughs instead of "speedruns" to me

this seems like a let's play to me for some reason

>>385501068
kys weeb scum

>>385501095
I think I feel this way because it's over 3 hours and glitchless

>>385501095
That's what happens when you run a game that doesn't have a big fanbase of nerds looking for glitches, or newer games in general cause they're usually relatively well made.

>>385498447
JC3 is worse than JC2 in almost every way

The only thing JC3 has are better physics, better vanilla grappling mechanics, better flight mechanics and better vanilla blackmarket

If you mod JC2 you can basically have all the improvements of JC3. I think the worst things about JC3 are the map, the missions, the driving and the shooting, that's basically the entire game right there.

It's also a really taxing game to run so whereas JC2 could run on a toaster and be playable you actually need a decent PC to play on the lower settings, I think it's due to how CPU intensive the game is and it's more RAM intensive, assuming it doesn't still have that god awful memory that it had at launch.

tl;dr version: it's not good, especially if you don't like JC2 since it's worse than JC2 in many ways

>>385501293
i didn't like JC2 and liked JC3

>>385494009
That is Edenal, the head organizer of ESA

>>385500075
I kinda wish Bethesda games had coherent and consistent worlds instead of glorified theme parks.

It's a shame this guy is having so many troubles with his run
he seems cool

>>385499529
He's autistic. That's why. Legit screams like a retard about everything.

>>385501582
That was fucking brutal.
F

Starfox when? It been over 9 hours.

>>385499371
>Original

Wowowow everything needs to an original, hot new meme.

Do us all a favour and just kill yourself.

>>385501991
It doesn't have to be original you dense piece of shit. He was trying to imitate someone superior and failed miserably.

So did everyone already pack up and go home? Or were they busy running train on the slut girl and slept in late on the last day

>>385502046
Actually crying with laughter here.

Oh the humanity, he failed miserably. Who the fuck cares you fucking mouth breather. If you went there to expose yourself and be a meme lord like Punchy you are cancer anyway. He deserves every bad thing happens to him.

>>385502209
I want to cum inside of Mia while she gets catty at the thought of Maral stealing her spotlight

>>385502243
>Actually crying with laughter here
Oh, you're autistic.

And the fat meme lord you're defending was only there to meme like a retarded child. I bet you wear meme shirts in public, don't you? No one finds that shit funny, buddy.

>>385502460
Not defending any fat meme lord. Just find it amusing that people even give a shit about this complete non event.

Nice comment though, you tried. 2/10.

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>>385502243
Try as you might, you'll never top the spontaneous fun of observing a sudden bet with a friend. What came after is the chinese knock-off. don't moan when it's pointed out as such.

>>385502565
Moan? There is no moaning. This stupid e-drama is tried, boring and done to death.

Star Fox 64 starting, furfag is present.

>>385502675
>japanese audio

b-but muh barrel rolls

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>that feel when American so graveyard shift runs start at evening hours for me
>by the time I go to bed the morning runs are beginning

>>385502243
How can you even type on your smartphone with your fat fucking fingers?

choke master on stream 2

>already fucked up the run

>>385503010
0/10.

>I have failed this category
holy shit this guy

Not sure I'll stay up long enough but I do want to watch Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal. Think it was called Deadlocked here, maybe due to arse being a word. Decent though, pure linear combat focus take on the RnC games

>>385503106
>up your arse
Holy moly, I only realized that now.

>Star Fox 64 was a launch title
who the fuck just said that? that's not true

>>385502754
It's almost like they're made by the same studio. Oh wait.
God I hate normalfags.

>>385503428
what did you expect from a retard watching anime streamed on twitch

>>385503428
Anime is for normalfags, retard.

>StarFox
>just boost shit
Welp fuck this.

>>385503282
Got my ratchet and clanks wrong, RnC3 is the one coming on later. Confused it with Deadlocked/Gladiator because I'm a mong

RnC did like its puns though

OVER ESTIMATE HERE WE COME

>>385503037
>>385503084
what happened?

I could never be a speedrunner desu, if I did it would have to be for a 10-20 min game so I don't speed hours on a single run. I just can't imagine being an hour or two hours into a run and fucking it up and having to start all over

>>385504217
He didn't kill enough enemies so he had to re-do the whole level

Maral getting banned from ESA because of trekkie tweets-thread :/

>>385504217
He didn't get enough points in one level, so he couldn't continue on red line, which is the category he is playing. He wanted to reset, but then it would be way too over estimate.

>over estimate in a fucking autoscroller
how embarrassing

>>385504308
The fuck are you on about

>>385504308
>Maral getting banned from ESA because of trekkie tweets-thread :/

facts or lies?

JAMES

MCCLOUD

>>385504364
Seem like she won't appear on stream again

>>385504308
What happened?

>tfw almost over

This was funner then gdq i think and i missed half of it for school.

>funner then gdq
Nothing too hard to accomplish desu

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oh shit
how is it?

>>385504217
>I just can't imagine being an hour or two hours into a run and fucking it up and having to start all over

I get you, dropped osu! when I was getting serious enough to play hard songs (at the time). Glanced at that counter and started shaking with the anticipation of fucking up the combo. Those would have been a few minutes in length but failing takes the wind out of your sails, from there it's pain and suffering

Full games? No chance

>>385504585
Boring as expected

>>385504585

This could potentially be really good, but the commentary would have to be amazing, so it will probably be shit.

>>385504497
trekkie gathered videos of mistakes made on stream sent them to the save children charity saying they shouldnt be associated with ESA cuz his bud got nugget cucked

>>385504657
Who the fuck is trekkie and why would anyone care about him whinging on twitter

>>385504302
>>385504346
poor dude, there's no one there with him now which makes it even sadder

>>385504585
you can't speedrun jrpgs

>>385504840
>beats game in less time than it takes most players to get out of the tutorial
>not a speedrun

>>385504840
why?
>can skip cutscenes
>90% of fights is avoidable
>no need to grind
>tricks not used in casual play that help you finish faster
>no sequence break

>>385504785
He had the furry who killed mario 64 to support him. Runner didn't actually have a clue who the fuck was sitting next to him, but he was there.

Yooka-Laylee on stream 2

NUGGETS

>>385504714
The charity probably cares when a donation reader reads out mr nigger and mr hitler gas gas gas #SaveTheChildren

>>385505293

AHHHHHHHH

>>385504998
>fucking every single jump
final fantasy cant come soon enough

Mr_Shasta, the guy who came out as a pathetic furry in a pastebin.

>>385505314
Then they can fuck off. They don't have to take the money.

Seriously, who gives a fuck what the charity thinks? They're not a fucking advertiser. They are just the dude at the end who gets given a fat wad of cash for doing literally fucking nothing.

>>385505446
Wow hey there edgelord, I guess you've never had to deal with any sort of forward facing role in any capacity whatsoever.

>>385505446

t. 15 year old

>>385505446
Advertisers would care.

>>385505537
On the contrary, I worked in sales for a decade.

That's why I, unlike you, understand that you don't have to give a fuck about anyone who isn't paying you to do so.

>>385505591
The post I replied to didn't mention advertisers.

>>385505446

Say goodbye to all that donated equipment from advertisers that even makes the marathon possible to be a large event in the first place.

>>385505601
Sure you have, champ. I'm sure your Super Alpha lifestyle is just what we all need in our lives.

>>385505640
>the charity probably cares

Holy shit how stupid can you get.

>>385505691
>charity
>advertisers
>implying these are the same thing
Holy shit how stupid can you get.

>Sure you have, champ.
>"I BET YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING BECAUSE IF YOU HAD YOU'D AGREE WITH ME 100%, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH ME ARE STUPID AND IGNORANT REEEEEE"
>actually i have done that
>"FUCK YOU I DON'T BELIEVE YOU REEEEEEE."
Okay.

Like I said, I don't have to give a fuck about anyone who isn't paying me to give a fuck, and you aren't paying me. Don't expect further reply.

>>385505662
The post I replied to didn't mention advertisers you fucking retard.

>BUT ADVERTISERS WOULD CARE
THEN WHY WOULD YOU MENTION THE CHARITY AND NOT THE ADVERTISERS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

LEARN TO FUCKING WRITE.

If I don't have peanut butter i'll be sad

>>385505662
Good, so we can finally have an offline marathon with no donations, no mouth breathers, attention seeking whores there for e-fame and to enable them to beg for followers, subs and money.

I welcome it.

>>385505894
I don't

>>385505836
Holy shit guys we have a genuine, true blue elitist dumbass on our hands. Mom get the god damn camera I think they might just be doing this unironically. This dipshit can't do a logical paint-by-numbers and thinks he's Michelangelo.

Baguette anointment was amazing

>>385505971
>This dipshit can't do a logical paint-by-numbers and thinks he's Michelangelo.
"Please fill in the holes in my posts for me because I am too fucking retarded to write what I actually mean to write."

so is maral banned from esa hosting?

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Damn, that was fun, how is ESA btw? Bonus stream confirmed?

>>385505591
European advertisers are not so christ cucked with strict "christian values" like american ones as they call it "professionalism"

Advertises who put their name of some gaming events filled with gamers understand what they are getting into. They dont expect people who are gonna play video games for 24 hours in a week are gonna act "professional". This "professionalism" hysteria is really just a big issue in america.

>>385506114
>>>/reddit/

>>385506114
bonus stream is confirmed yes, no word on how long they have access to the venue though so who knows how long its gonna be

is anne happy any good? googled it and it looks like generic moe garbage but if they put it on the schedule it cant be all that bad, right?

>>385506114

Begone.

>>385504308
>>385504657
Thanks again America for your superior moral sense! What ever would we do without you?

>>385506032
The holes aren't in the post, the holes are in your understanding of the situation as a whole. Assuming you're even telling the truth, you're making a myriad of assumptions about the nature of how charities operate based on your anecdotal experience, that very likely isn't applicable. The private sector does not operate exactly the same as charitable organizations. On top of this, you don't seem willing to realize that you're even making those assumptions. Christ in a god damn hand basket, you even think that hypothetically reading out "mr nigger and mr hitler gas gas gas #SaveTheChildren" is something that is totally normal and acceptable for someone associating with a charitable organization. You don't have to be 100% pure snow, but there's a god damn limit and I don't give a flip flying fuck if your decade of 'sales' might have given you some inclination otherwise. God what a cunt you are.

I don't have to give a fuck about anyone who isn't paying me to give a fuck, and you aren't paying me. Don't expect further reply.

Susan is still lurking isn't he?

>stopping in the middle of a run to sippy

MADMAN

Friendly reminder that this all started because some autistic got upset about someone eating chicken nuggets on stream.

What a great time to be alive.

>>385506334
Inb4 nothing even happens with save the children and these autistic rants are for nothing.

>The people at playtonic thought this quiz shit was fun
Jesus christ how could they be so stupid?

What was the most impressive run so far and why was it Ninja Gaiden pacifist using fucking WATERMELONS to control the game?

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>>385506501
The power of autism knows no bounds.

>>385495334
What happen

>>385506561
given that the outrage is coming from one buttmad furfag, that seems like the probable outcome

>2 over estimates in a row

The fucking state of stream 2.

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>>385506251
I have no idea, last time I watched anime was 6 years ago.
>>385506162
>>385506252
I don't get it, what is the problem? Aren't reddit filled with SJW and literally has Neogaf auditory? They like anime? Not a big expert here.
Or you niggers don't like twitch?

>>385506751
>I don't get it
no shit, go back to wherever you came from

Have ESA grown compared to last year? Not counting the second stream.

I didnt watch ESA last year.

>>385506751

There's just been a bunch of people using the ESA threads here to discuss the Twitch anime stream because /a/ doesn't allow threads on it. It's been annoying.

>I don't think I can do this actually

Oh my fucking god

Nice Yooka Laylee let's play

>choke

Jesus dude.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STREAM 2

>8 minutes over estimate
>has to do the entire boss fight over again

HOLY FUCKING CHOKE MERCY KILL IT GODDAMMIT

>has to replay the boss from the beginning
holy fucking shit

CHOKE CITY

MERCY KILL THIS TRASH

This guy feels so fucking bad right now kek

>>385506751
>>385506870
if you can't understand why you shouldn't be posting this here you shouldn't be here in the first place

>Yooka Laylee guy chokes on a multi phase boss and has to restart
>Just Cause 3 guy is literally the only guy who bothers to speed run this game

Well this is pretty lame.

COZY RUN CONFIRMED

He's gonna go fucking 15 minutes over estimate. Jesus fuck.

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Will anything ever top the MSC run aka unadulterated speedrunning kino?

I'M GLAD IT'S OVER

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>>385507202
NASA farcry 3

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For how many explosions there are in just cause 3 the game sure looks so fucking boring.

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>>385507065
Fuck off Uyama

Get ready for /cozy/ stream with the best Final Fantasy.

>>385507202
SH1 or GTA:SA

>>385507327

He knows what he did, the sick fuck.

tfw best speedrun soon on stream 2

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>>385507334
Oh, they're playing FF9?

>>385507263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70-1fHJIQM#t=4826

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>>385507632
That's the one

>>385507202
>MSC run
Any videos?

>twitch chat at stream 2
PJSalt

>>385507943
>twitch chat
>emote shit
go away

>>385507943
I never ever bothered with the chat, always have it disabled it's pure trash

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>>385508047

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HERE WE GOOOOOO

This couch seems pretty decent. Mite b cool

>>385508096
I hope you realise you are just the type of cancer shitting this board up

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>best girl will kiss Maral at 100k

WR PACE WE IN THERE

>2 girls are gonna make out if they break 100k

COMON GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

who is this morau lucky guy/object

also when she blushed i felt it move

>>385508217
>>385508228

EMPTYING BANK ACCOUNT

>soezee kissing maral 100k donation incentive

please make it happen notch

>spaniards

>>385508257
https://twitter.com/_maral

its a girl retard, we're gonna get some lesbian action.

Ah fuck. I mean I like ff13 but it's still several hours of ez mode straight corridors and spamming one button until you get to the good stuff.

>Charity ad literally showing how poor muricans really are

Now I feel bad making fun of you

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>>385508217
....so let me get this straight, they're going to exploit thirsty af virgins so they can their $100K goal? That's kinda shitty.

>>385508489

hello gay furry!

>>385508303
no need to call the girl a retard my friend, im sure shes a very smart girl

>>385508489
Get out protomagicalman

>>385508217
highly problematic desu

>>385508489
im expecting stretch goals 2bh familia

Souzee getting ready for that wet kiss.

Are their donations doing iron man numbers?

>>385507331
>natural offtopic compared to your forced memery

Really made me dislike you more

>have 30 hours in FF13
>only now learning about basic gameplay like some attacks have area of effect, can dodge fights, etc

pretty bad at tutorials game, shame

>>385508901

TrannysDoneQuick btfo

I'd let her sit on my face while playing mario

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>>385508509
>>385508534
kek, i walked into that one, huh? just saying it seems kinda low and we better get more than just a peck on the cheek.
>>385508610
>im expecting stretch goals 2bh familia
Souzee has some Goals I'd like to stretch, if you know what I mean.

>tfw no complete rachet and clank remaster

give us the remasters, the games look like such shit now. no charm at all.

>>385508901
high test, mates

I missed the first what the hell is happening

The stream 2 host just confirmed in chat that nugget guy actually did eat ALL of the nuggets.

>>385509282
xdddd epic

>>385504308
>Maral getting banned from ESA because of trekkie tweets-thread
I know this 3 hours old but is there any proof to this?

>"Please save the NA children"
holy shit

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>>385508901

yes.

>>385509354

M'lord.

>>385509282
So does get some puss now or what?

>>385509403

He gets more nuggets.

>>385509403
Nah he's allowed to buy nuggets to a girl with a bf.

>>385509403
He got Punchy's boypussy

When does the Ratchet or FFXIII speedrun start laderinos?

>>385509708

They started about a half hour ago.

>>385509535
>Nah he's allowed to buy nuggets to a girl with a bf.
....eww what kinda cuck do you have to be to do that?

>>385509708

>Ratchet
18 minutes ago

>FFXIII
36 minutes ago

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>first I have to choose between Just Cause snorefest and chokemasters on stream 2
>now there are two good runs at once

how ff13 so far?

>>385510000
Depends whether you like RPG speedruns or not
commentary is pretty good

why europeans are autistic/

>>385510000
comfy

>>385510170
why all mexicans phrase their questions with this stupid grammar

>>385510076
rpg speedruns are fine
jrpg speedruns are not

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>>385508804
>forced memery
Yeah, like I care about your opinion anyway, negro.

Decent pace. Just about one minute off his PB.

>>385509329
Yup and it sucks

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>>385510258
ACTION rpgs, actual rpgs are probably Jrpg tier.

>>385504308
I don't want another GDQ

maral is a SLUT!
A SLUT!

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>>385504308
>trekkie tweets-thread
That fuck does that even mean?
>>385509329
she hasn't tweeted in about 3 hours as well...shit's not looking good.
>>385510420
So is there any proof though?
>>385510890
Fucking same :(

>>385511076

They literally have a donation incentive ongoing for her and Souzee to kiss if they reach $100,000. She's fine. Probably just busy cucking her bf some more.

>>385510993
fuck off from here Susan

>>385511290
many such cases

>>385511290
oh shit okay, but what about the trekkie tweets drama?

>>385511459
What about it? Nobody cares.

>>385511809
This.

Mfw this desperate attempt to force drama.

you chucklefucks do realise maral works for save the children, right?

>>385511864

Does she teach them sex ed?

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>>385510420
>Is there any proof?
>Yes
Top tip: when somebody says 'is there any proof', that means 'post proof', dumbass

>>385511975
STOP TALKING DIRTY ABOUT MY WAIFEUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>385512110
she gets fucked by Ela every single day you cuck.

>>385511459
Silent Hill runners runs a boring af game and are all autistic faggots. Probably shouldn't be invited more to events.

That's basically it.

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>>385512218
>
>That's basically it.
What's the point of that space?

Thinking.

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>>385512380
gee i wonder

>>385495334
One of my favourite runs.
I am a bad person.

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the last day so fucking boring
it's time to play some vidya

>>385512218

>holy shit I turned a corner really well!

Thrilling.

Third person horrors are all puzzle and exploration games. Once you've figured those out, you've solved the game. The combat is pretty shallow so there's nothing else. It's just memorization of paths and how to enter/exit rooms.

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Really wouldnt mind if he's the first person who gets banned from ESA. Wouldnt mind ESA banning anyone who wants it to become a GDQ.

I don't want this to end /v/, do you think they have a bonus stream like last year?

Also there any other marathon going on? If there is, is it comfy?

>>385512608

He wouldn't be the first person banned

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>>385512460
hmm and again with those spaces.

>>385512670
educate me, who has gotten banned from ESA and for what?

>>385512716
please

go

falseflag

on

reddit

>>385512767

Svenne was banned for being a shitlord and showing up to the venue shitfaced and destroying a toilet. ESA14 I think

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how was the titanfall 2 run?

>>385512895

Cute kumikoposter

>>385512608
>actively cut me off

Faggot doesn't even know what happened during his own run.

>>385512895
Not bad. Not great, but not bad.

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ESA MAKING FUN OF TRANNIES HAHAHAH HOW CAN NA GDQ EVEERR COMPETE?

This fucking leaf

>you won't see a vod with a half hour interview for 12 minutes of tetris

Savage

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>>385513302
ESA is too good. GDQ fucking btfo

>>385498097
You have fake news to thank for that (and idiots buying it), not Trump.

>>385513294
/ourleaf/?

>>385511459
This is Europe. Triggered twitter users have no power here.

ded thread

>>385513710

Games suck.

Ded

>missed the first jump

Ryedawg better host than joshumuz

>trashtalk GDQ
>die

>>385513957

was a good yump

Chokes all around

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>my ps2 has trouble loading sometimes
>sometimes it just crashes
Seems perfect to bring to a speedrun event

What's happening in Stream 1?
Stream's 2 lp is pretty comfy

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wait a minute... is that /our guy/ susan mcnugget on the couch?!?!?!?

s u c c

let's player blown the fuck out

>played like 100 hours of FF XIII and I never thought to time my attack so it does massive damage before stagger ends

Feel like such an idiot

>mutual choking

who /just waiting for the comfy bonus stream/ here?

choke central

>>385515079

When and what is it?

did the ps2 just die

poland no

>>385515079
>he fell for the bonus stream troll

>>385515218
70 player Super Mario 64 relay using melons.

>piracy on stream

>swapmagic
>freemcboot

holy shit i havent heard those words in ages. I still have my little plastic thing for opening the ps2 tray to use swapmagic

>console died right on stream
What are the odds

>>385515218
They're gonna stream maral getting gangbanged by everyone there

how many pepe shirts does ryedawg have, jesus.

>>385514861
>skill called smite with the description "big damage at stagger end"
no surprise you people whine about datalog when you dont pay attention to whats going on

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Djungelvrål are fucking delicious. Non-scandis are pussies.

>>385515314
>post 2014 gdq newboi doesn't know about bonus streams

>>385492868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_the_Children#If_London_Were_Syria

kek, keep donating to support Syrian refugee propaganda, don't you Europeans feel guilty? What if these refugees were WHITE? Are you ready to accept 20 million more?

>>385515639
Scandi here. They're disgusting.