>girl joins guild >instantly falls apart

>>385452650
Every fucking time. You would think people would have learned by now.

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>>385452650
>guild of friends
>eventually gets super popular
>it falls apart

>join guild
>girl is present
>is a raid tank for the non-casual runs
>one of the highest ilevel, does fights well, solotanks some thing not normally solotankable

>turns out shes mtf

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>>385452650
>dog joins guild
>instantly active again

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>>385452776
>guild of friends eventually gets super popular
>it doesn't fall apart and its more fun than ever

>>385452650

>girl has a mental illness

>>385452961
That's pretty rare, sadly.

>>385453104
It's pretty easy if your leader has the common sense to boot out and filter retards. Choose better friends.

Or lead it yourself.

>Black joins guild
>YO NIGGA YO NIGGA YO NIGGA

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>kills girl
>entire team shits itself in rage

>>385453216
>Black people playing any type of game outside of the FGC
>Stereotypically black

i see you've never actually met one, its alright it is kind of rare

>>385452793
she

>>385452984
That just means she is "quirky".

>>385453216
>Black joins the guild
>They're really well articulated with a really deep voice and you'd never know they were black unless they told you.
>Its the alcoholic southerner whose the one screaming "Nigga nigga, you my nigga mang" all the time.

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>>385452650
>discord maker brings in girl
>everyone turns into a faggot giving her attention whenever she speaks
>refuses to bring her friends in
pic related
i hate internet friends

>>385452650
>name 138 girls who do this

>pretend to be a girl
>join groups and guilds
>get free shit off everyone
>start drama
>side with whoever gives me more shit
>leave when everyone falls out
>rinse repeat

They gotta learn somehow.

>guy's gf joins guild
>we all know how women are and know what to expect
>Yoko tries to fuck with the band
>the only thing that happens is the guy's gf quits the game
Men just need to stop putting pussy on a pedestal, and everything works out just fine.

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>>385453398
This.

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>>385453216
>black joins guild
>shy but overall chill guy
>when girl joins guild and it falls apart he leaves and invites me to his own
>has been great ever since

>>385453278
Story?

>>385453551
GUILD SAVIN'

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>Girl joins guild
>Fridge explodes
Every. Time.

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>>385453659
Good one, anon.

>>385453551
>>385453398
>>385453324
Damnit you guys, I just made a joke at my own expense and you had to be all mutli-cultural.

>>385452650
this is why you don't let them join

>>385453659

DRAMA DODGIN'

>I join guild
>No one talks
>Or their off AFKing somewhere
>I quit guild

>>385453989
theres always that one faggot that uses their power to bring them in, because he wants to flaunt it to make the pussy wet. which never works.

never trust timid dudes who get all uppity with girls

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>girl joins guild
>one of the best players, barely speaks to anyone
>just blocks anyone who tries to start drama
I miss my guild

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>>385452650
>My favorite guild was ruined by a grill

>theres a girl in the guild
>everyone fauns after them, chat explodes when the "X has logged on" comes up with people saying hello and asking about her
>she barely talks
>people still manage to try and make her the center of attention, trying to get her into their group when shes already in one apparently
>during events everyone just piles around her when shes with us, barely doing the event, just following her
>this goes on for months
>shes just gone one day, left the guild, doesnt seem to play anymore either
>people literally go around the fucking game looking for her
>guild falls to shit
Fucking Guild Wars 2, without an active guild the game really turns to absolute crap, there was some nice people in it too, but as soon as everyone started fighting among themseleves and talking about someone theyd never met the good people just left.
Who are the people doing this, seriously, there has to be SOMEONE here that does this shit around girls in games or has done it at some point, what was going through your head when you do this stuff.

>>385452650
I haven't read the thread yet, but let me guess. /v. blames the woman instead of blaming the thirsty betas that completely lose control around a woman?

>>385453278
>female """"""cops """"""
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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>Retard makes a thread on /v/
>It's shit.

>>385453572
Two police officers in Venezuela were run over by a hijacked bus.
Bus hijackers were apprehended and likely killed.

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>Exist as myself and not any of you
>Join a World of Warcraft™ raiding guild
>Show up on raid night, get in Discord™
>Guild leader puts me on the spot and asks me if I think Garrosh really was evil
>"Evil is evil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all."
>The raid stops, tank wipes because he's speechless
>I get promoted to Class Leader and the next 10 epics are guaranteed to be mine
>All the guild whores instantly start trying to e-date me

I hate Legion.

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>>385452895
I would kill for a dog that can play video games.

>>385454259
its been established before. its both parties fault. thirsty faggots and the woman wanting all the attention.
its so easy to see too if the female doesn't have any other female friends. this happens in more occasions than just guilds

>>385452650
It's not just guilds. They ruin any team.

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>>385454370

>>385453978
Upstanding black gentlemen aren't niggers, anon. They just get a bad name from the other 75% that are.

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>gamergate guild
>wildstar
>girl joins guild
>guild operates smoothly and normally
really makes you think

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>join guild
>main girl sounds fat
>tell her in front of everyone
>get banned

>>385452793
we had a rogue who was originally "that guy who doesn't have a mic" only for him to come out that he was trans. She was pretty cool and wasn't a shitter.

>>385452650
>girl starts guild
>instantly fills up

the best guilds i have been in had a healthy ratio of girls/dudes

not 1 girl per 10 guys but more like 5 every 10 dudes

>>385454569
Well, yeah, he's a guy. Mentally ill men are still superior to women.

>>385454217
>fauns

so they become goatmen over her? spooky

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>Girl joins the guild
>She's actually very creepy and scares the fuck out of everyone else
>Directly implies that she wants a boyfriend and wants to know where everyone lives
>mfw everyone in the guild one day leaves, sending me a message that they're sorry, but they can't deal with her anymore so they push me to her instead
>As I read the message, she enters the game, notices that everyone else is gone and says
>Oh its its just me and you Anon. Well, whatever we don't need them, lets just play together okay? Maybe we could do even more in the future hehe
>I close the game and uninstall it moments later
I'm not dealing with that shit again, bitches be crazy

>>385454563
No one wants a rude asshole on their team.

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>join a Battlefield clan
>over 10 players
>stay up all night playing, 3 or 4 times a week
>I'm consistently on top of the leaderboard but I'm just in it because I wanted friends
>clan starts falling apart weeks later
>clan splits up in two
>both sides start arguing with me regarding which new clan I'll join

I fucked off and stopped playing. I fucking miss BF4

>>385454569
>The best girl in the fighting game community is actually a mtf trans

rly makes u think

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>>385454563
Hey that's me

>>385452650
>Apply to join good mythic guild
>had some realm first kills
>on a dead realm, but I digress
>make the cut after literally a months worth of trials and the like
>Shitter gurl gamer priest gets to tag along on raids because RL is a whiteknight
>One night before raid our best healer is kicked along with all alts etc
>Reason he was kicked was because he was 'harassing' shitter priest
>turns out she had sent him nudes and he took it as a green light for some action
>RL still doesn't invite him back after truth came to light
>5 year old Guild falls apart because of this act of nepotism or whatever the fuck

>>385452650

>That guy that hits on every girl in the guild and just ends up pissing people off

Fucking tyrodin

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>>385454671

Is this still an issue today? I can understand like 10 years ago, but I play FFXIV and it seems like a 1/4 of the player base are girls.

>gay shooter joins the guild
>Suck dick like a minigun and then he cum! gotta run YAA!(GRAT GRAT) Penis precise like a pistol 1 thrust, 2 thrust then POP! like a pimple. YAA! (GRAT GRAT). Big dick feel like a missle SQUISH SQUASH played wit my ass like a fiddle

>>385454714
could've just fucked her if she lived close, what's the problem?

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>>385454746

>teaming up with women

>>385454563
I'm sorry, how can somebody sound "fat"? Every fat person I've met has sounded normal. There's hardly any fat people where I live though.

>>385454671
epic

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>>385454832

Name one thing that women haven't ruined.

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>>385452650
>girl joins teamspeak
>attaches to me like a venomous leech and a clique forms around her toxic and cold personality

>>385454832
>thumbnail
>normo memegenerator meme
>calling anyone retarded

>>385454887

hmm

>>385454916
Good job missing the point retard.

>>385454983
My cock

>>385454931
Do they breath every 3rd word? Do they constantly sound like they are eating? Does their mouth always sound wet?

>>385454887
this shit doesn't even rhyme :(

>>385454983
sex?
food?

>>385454878
it doesn't just happen in mmo guilds and the what not. its happening in discords i've been in too.
its so easy to spot these kind of online attention whores for me, but it seems everyone i talk to on a daily basis is still on the putting the pussy on a pedestal phase. of course all you can really do is sit back and watch the thirsty idiots act like baboons

>>385454998
Fuck me, my med in my highlander team is this

>>385454983
Pregnancy.

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>>385454960

>>385453551
Every black person I met on WoW is legit, the broest of bros

Not one bad thing to ever be said about them

>>385452650
>girl gets involved in my life
>instantly fall apart emotionally

>>385454983
Population of the world

>>385455004
Deal with it retard.

>>385454931

It's like their tongue is too big for their mouth and they breath louder than normal human beans

>>385454983
your virginity

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I played WoW from launch until 2011 and we had many girls in the guild but nothing weird ever happened

Please note, none of them were "gamer girls", they were all mostly the wives of other people in the guild.

They were down to business though, they performed acceptably, they had very high attendance rates, they didn't complain about shitty drops or classes being nerfed or whatever. They didn't actually care about the game itself, I think they just liked being in a "social" situation with friends.

>>385455376
sickburn
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>>385455376

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>be 13
>playing vanilla for the first time
>roll NE rogue because I was an edgelord faggot
>guy randomly invites me to his guild after a dungeon
>has a tabard, so he must be hot shit
>guild's called "wicked clown mafia"
>have literally no idea what the fuck juggalos even are at the time
>accept
>/g is immediately filled with "WOOP WOOP WELCOME TO THE SENPAI CUZ" and other associated acts of wiggatry
>immediately weirded out but decide to just roll with it, I can hang with these dudes right?
>wrong
>/g is a constant stream of ICP lyrics and talk about faygo, weed and every now and then actual game talk
>they start talking about going to "the gathering" a couple weeks in
>want to know my address so they can take me
>freak the fuck out
>/gquit immediately after looking up how to do it
>get bombarded by "AY YO WHY YOU LEAVE THE FAMILY MAN"
>delete character in sheer terror
>hop server and start over again with a new race/class/name so they can't track me

Fucking Juggalos.

>>385455446
Hey just wanted that hubby dick. Good on em.

>>385455376
Holy shit

>>385455376
oh boi

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>>385455376

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>>385455376

>>385455219
>if I call you retarded that means I'm inconvenienced by your actions
Just ~what~ did the obvious underageb& mean by this

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>>385454779
>act of nepotism
>guild girl was actually the RL's son

>>385452734
Learned not to be beta cucks, sure.

Guilds fall apart because dipshits behind the mics can't keep their dick in their pants.

>Join villain RP guild
>Its the FotM guild so we have a ton of new members joining
>Figure out who the cool ones are and bring them into my clique of guys who are more loyal to me than to the leader
>Everyone sides with me since the leader is forced to defend the autists who have terrible characters and nobody likes IC or OOC for the sake of everyone getting along.
>I end up stealing his girl IC since ERP honeys are the sluttiest girls in the world.
>Eventually lose interest and go play a different game bringing the friends I've made with me
>Come back and find out that he killed the character off and the guild disbanded.
Simply Devilish

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>>385455376
/thread

>>385455716
what goes through these retards heads anyway? that theres a chance they would meet irl and smash cheeks? get nudes? i dont get it

>>385455627
Why are you asking us what you mean?

>Join a guild.
>I don't give the girls any attention because I assume they're some combination of fat ugly and middle aged.
>Occasionally this seems to bother them enough that they start sending me stupid ass tells asking me how I'm doing and shit.
>Forced to be polite and respond to them.

It's the worst.

>>385455857

You have no idea how desperate some men are for affection, they would give so much for such a minuscule probability to get pussy.
Of course, they never get the pussy because Chad is already at work.

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>>385455884
A gentlemen!

>>385455376
Why did you have to do him like that

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>girl joins guild
>shes a pleasant middle-aged woman and we chat while grinding some boss a kid in the guild wants to get a hat off of

>>385455883
>I know you are but what am I
K.

>>385455857
It's more or less what you just said. The kinda people who do this shit are fucking idiots and think they can get laid over the internet by being nice to a woman. Betas put women on a pedestal because they can't get any so they act like idiots competing for something not worth the competition, and honestly some women intentionally exacerbate this sorta shit for free items and gold, and eventually the guild falls apart.

>>385454701
you dork

>>385455884

that's how i get all the girls

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>>385456073

>>385454370
lol

>>385454370
So you quoted Geralt of Rivia in the first book? You fucking autist.

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>>385456039
Chill stay-at-home-moms are the best people to play videos games with

>>385455063
>sex?
>food?

Men are literally a million times better at both of these things.

>>385455004
>>385455627
>>385456073
u mad?

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MMOs have turned me into an IRL mommyposter.

>>385453216
>Black joins guild
>everyone gotta keep on their toes cause they spam nigga on the mic all the time.

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>playing wotlk era wow
>in college, sharing an apartment with 2 other bros, we all play wow together
>we sign up for raids as a trio
>become core members of a 10 man raid group
>ulduar releases, we are making solid progress week over week
>one week, roommate A doesn't get invited
>ask in vent, why didn't you invite roommate A?
>raid leader responds ingame whisper instead on vent
>redflag
>know instantly it's a load of bullshit, because roommate A is sitting 12 feet away from me
>30 seconds later, sound of someone joining vent channel
>oh look, it's a girl
>we are already several beers deep, don't want to cause any gay mmo drama so roommate B and I wish them luck and leave the raid
>raid tries to recruit from guild chat to fill in our slots, but this is progression content at this point, it's not like naxx where you can just grab any rando who's the right class/role and expect them to know the fights
>raid starts an hour and change late, they get hardly anywhere
>dude from the previous core whispering us how terrible it's going
>next week, roommates and I create a new ulduar raid on guild website raid signup page
>everyone from the core sans the old raid leader and new girl sign up for the new raid instead

>>385454671
upvoted my redpilled brother xD

>>385456296
Caring types are the best. I just want to feel liked.

>>385456269
Madly in luv with u bby X3

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>>385456221

>>385456440
I had one of those, I fucked the shit out of her and dumped her.

She is slutty as fuck now.

>>385452650
>the average gamer is a mentally ill, thirsty, pathetic manchild
>it's the women's fault

Way to out yourself as a literal retard also.

>>385456549
Such is the fate of all women. Can't win against the cock.

>>385454217
yeah gw2 is full of crazy pervs like that.

>>385456635
So why did you lose the cock?

>>385456586

Why do you keep whiteknighting if you're still virgin?

>>385454916
>filthyfart

>>385455489
i wonder if people felt this way about kiss fans back in the 70s

Most of the time it's the men's fault anyway.

>>385455857
i know multiple people who went out of state to fuck people they met in wow. also there were quite a few guild sluts who would post their nudes openly on guild forums. what was worse, drama-wise, was when she sent them to 1 guy and then that guy "leaked" them to everyone else.

i didn't think this shit was uncommon... wow girls were all attention seeking sluts.

>>385456780
What do you mean? I still have my penis.

>>385452650
Guilds still exist?

>>385454894
Don't stick your dick in crazy, Anon. Never ever.

>>385456890
What about the one up your butt?

>>385456810
not an argument

>>385454894
Stick your dick in crazy and crazy sticks your dick in the garbage disposal, anon

>>385457007

Still virgin.

>>385456440
I've been hanging out with this one girl for about 8 months now. We've gotten pretty close and there have been nights where we just stayed up all night laying in bed and talking on phone discord just having these super deep and honest conversations about stuff that I've never opened up to anybody about.
She is nine years older than me so its like and there is a bunch of other reasons but its like, we'd never be able to actually have a relationship. Still though, I think we have a lot of fun just sorta pretending. Its like they're a confidant who'll laugh at all of my stupid jokes.

>>385456946
i don't get it, there is no need to give her your adress, just drive over there and fuck her silly

i've fucked crazy bipolar goth chicks before and nothing happend to me

>>385457069
Yes you are

>>385457002
That hurt and I started bleeding before I reached orgasm. I'm not built for that kind of stuff apparently.

>>385457069
i'm not the guy you initially responded to

i'm also not a virgin :^)

>>385457118
girls become a few years older than guys in general so you might as well hit that milf and die at the same time

>>385457120
>i've fucked crazy bipolar goth chicks before and nothing happend to me
Famous last words

>>385457123
Hello rebbit nice argument we're having here but it's time to go back

>>385457213
That's just because men generally do more dangerous things. People who lead safe lives tends to live equally long no matter if they're male or female.

>>385457125
Don't use your own dick next time.

>>385457156

Of course you are, no need to lie on cambodian silk weaving image forum

>>385457120
You'd be surprise how far some people would go to find you anon.
First she fucks you
Then she falls in love with you
Then she gets pregnant from you
Then she chains you

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>female guild leader
>we raid every night and PVP every evening

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>>385457260

>>385457118
Having an older woman you can talk to isn't really the same as it being a mommy type.

>>385457364
:^)

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Yeah rip

>>385457461
(^:

>>385452650
>girl joins guild
>instantly falls apart
>you have to waste time gluing her back together

>>385457373
>he didn't have a vasectomy at 18

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>>385457490

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>>385454217
>play male character
>never use voice chat
>in leveling group with real life friend i play with and random person from our guild
>friend discloses that I'm a girl
>2 days later the entire fucking guild knows
>getting whispers from people i dont know and have never spoken to or interacted with before

fuck

>>385457326
na, it's also the stress of being male

bet your childhood and teen years already took a few years of your overall lifetime

meanwhile cuties stay fit and get fucked by chad all day

>>385452650
>Blame the girl not the shitty 'friends'

>>385457581
would you ever consider becoming an anons gf?

>>385457581
You aren't a girl no matter how much damage you've done to your dick. Now you just have a wound, you fucking psycho.

>>385457342
Maybe the problem was that I was using something plastic.
If it was a real and meaty dick that could really fill me without doing damage to me that'd be nice. If it could shoot out some nice hot virile semen, that'd be nice too. Think you can help me out with that~?

>>385452650
>guild joins girl
>is completely repaired

>>385457213
Oh no, I know that if we met up we could sleep together or have some sorta FwB deal. She's into the same degenerate non-con stuff I am, its just that'd probably be the extent of it. We wouldn't ever be IN a relationship with each other it'd just be sex.

>>385457450
Its not at all, I'll say it is jokingly but that isn't at all what is going on.

>>385452650
>expecting a good community from an mmo
pfffft

>>385455489
Have you told this story on here before?

>>385457490
Why must history repeat itself?

>>385457740
only if you can handle my fat girth and are a girl, cute tranny or godlike twink

>>385453398
shit dude....
You described me perfectly

>>385452734
It only happens to teenagers, and they refuse to learn things by any method other than falling face first, so of course it keeps happening.

>>385457837
>cute tranny or godlike twink

what's the difference besides one is mentally ill and the other is comfortable in their body

>>385457740
Did you try asking your mom to fuck you in the ass?

>>385457932
the difference is that a tranny might have tits and i'm about to get comfortable in your body slutboy

>>385457932
Being crazy or not makes a huge difference.

>>385457581
I'd fucking turn the guild on his ass, then when he complains about it, message him "Maybe next time don't reveal my goddamn sex."

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>>385457824

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>>385454887

>>385457949
My mother is dead anon ;_;

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>>385452650
>talking to guildies everythings chill
>all of a sudden a girl starts talking over the mic
>dick waving competition begins and they all start bashing each other
its like they think whoever shits on each other the most will be alpha male and win her

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>>385457713
Why does every autismo assume every tranny wants SRS?

>>385457932
>>385458003
>twinks
>sane
Dude no. They're not as delusional as trannies but they're just as batshit crazy where it counts, but have working testosterone production so it's a more physically violent brand of crazy.

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>>385453398
>get called a nigger
>go along with it
>everyone's cool

>>385452650
did she have leprosy?

>>385458084
happenin in my group of online friends. they all seem to put pussy on the pedestal so they are taking any chances to throw eachother under the bus.
one girl was all it took to get invited into it and now its gone to shit

>>385457490
>the virgin comic
You forgot to mention how the "chad" being a superior specimen actually gets better at the game than the nerds without even really trying

>>385458068
Then go buy a shovel.

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>>385458295
Damnit anon. Good one.

>>385458160
Getting assaulted by a manlet > Fighting bullshit rape allegations in court

>>385455376
you better delete this right fucking now

>>385458160
are they?
the only thing the twinks i fucked so far were crazy about was sucking my man meat dry

>>385457543
I actually hesitate, but I feel like it would be a part of my masculinity go away

>>385454354
BOPE are not police officers, anon, they're deathsquads

>>385458495
Knives exist.

>>385458664
If you just want to pump and dump it doesn't matter. Nice girl, crazy girl, twink, tranny, 60 year old man in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit, several cats in a trenchcoat, none of this shit matters.

>>385458952
i am talking about pump n dump the whole time friendo

why would i want bf? that's hella gay

of course i realize that fucking twinks is gay in the first place, but getting romantic with a dude is a whole other level of faggotry

>>385459083
You brought sanity into it, I assumed you were in for the long haul. They say don't stick your dick in crazy but that's wrong, you just don't double dip.

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>>385453398

>>385457558
>tumblr memes

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>post in a thread
>it dies

>>385457581
Fuck off roastie

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>>385459197
>triggered anon

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>>385459197

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>>385459184
exactly

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>>385459303

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>>385459229
Too often.

>>385456296
Being a mommy dom is the best. All it takes is a couple head pats and a 'good boy.' to get some poor thing drooling all over you. I've got this one move where you tease your fingers down the boy's cheek after patting his head, cup his chin, and make him look you in the eyes while you tell him how proud you are of him that always makes them just melt. It's adorable.

>>385456039
>She's a female tauren druid

>>385452650
why did she fall apart?

>>385459498
nice, would you suck my dick afterwards and use your juicy milf jugs for a titjob?

>Guild has a "guild mom"
>She is some woman in her mid 40's
>Become friends with her
>One day out of the blue she tells me she has been flirting with some guy and she feels bad about it
>She has 2 kids and has been married for 20 years
>Tell her that harmless flirting isnt really that bad
>A few months later she just stops logging on for a week
>Comes back and tells me she met the dude and fucked him
>Took every fiber of my being to not go full moralfag and contact her son who also played the game telling him his mom is a whore

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>playing TBC era wow
>raid leader is a girl
>good healer, well geared, knows the fights inside and out
>seems like a chill gamer-mom when she was helping me get attuned for kara
>once inside the raid, she becomes a shrill harpy talking down to people
>has a chip on her shoulder about people "disrespecting her" (implied: because I'm a girl)
>disrespecting her = anyone telling jokes or having too much fun when we are supposed to be sitting silently waiting for her to boss us around
>wiping on trash
>can't down the first boss
>she leaves the raid and vent after a wipe without saying anything
>everyone standing around, pondering, are we done?
>one dude says hold up, let me grab my friend, lets give it a couple more tries
>friend joins, feral druid
>he has the voice of a baritone god
>like pouring hot chocolate in your ear
>never raided kara before, reading about boss fight mechanics 2 minutes before we pull the boss
>first boss down in 2 attempts
>kill moroes before the end of the night

that man's angelic voice saved that damn raid group and carried us through the entire expansion. he was never even officially the raid leader. he never did invites or loot, he was just the glue that held everything together and was the general leader telling everyone, ok everyone over here, we're pulling this, aoe it down, ect

miss you happycat ;_;

>>385459606
YOU DID THIS ANON YOU TOLD HER IT WAS OK.
[/spoiler]pleeeeeeeeaaase tell me she was a white girl with a white husband and she cheated on him with a black man. that would be so fucking hot[/spoiler]

>>385454408

>thirsty faggots and the woman wanting all the attention.

You say this, but if the woman didn't act like she wanted the attention the consensus would be that she's stuck-up, haughty, frigid etc.

It's kind of a catch-22 in that respect.

>>385459606
>Tell her that harmless flirting isnt really that bad
Why would you do that? You're a literal cuck-enabler.

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>>385459742
>that spoiler

>>385459770
oh the type i'm referring to are in there day one acting like they are one with the boys.

>>385459770
no it isn't

i also have female friends and i don't shit on em for not craving my dick 24/7

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>>385459742

>>385459742
>>385459838
I wasnt thinking it would escalate to that. Also a few days before she left to fuck him she was asking me my views on cheating and i told her its one of the worst things you can do to someone and she got so mad she didnt talk to me until she came back and told me she did it. So i think either way she was dead set on continuing regardless of what i said. She just wanted someone to justify it.

>>385454408
>>385459770
I blame the betas for enabling. Can you honestly say you'd turn down the adoration of fembetas in bizarro world? Power corrupts and they give women power.

>>385459721
Pure natural-born alphas are rare to come by. You've been blessed to even meet one online.

>>385454931
Stuff something in your mouth and try to talk that's what fat sounds like

>>385459770
>she's stuck-up, haughty, frigid etc.

t. roastie

nobody likes whores. if somebody says they do its virtue signaling

>2 or 3 girls in guild
>no one really cares

>>385459975
>I wasnt thinking it would escalate to that
Unless you were younger than 15 you shouldn't be that naïve.

>>385459229
>>385459492
I'm glad I'm not alone in this one.

>>385459995
this is true but betas dont really realize we give the women the power.
if you're the king and you need a girl, she gets elevated to a queen
if you're a queen and get a man, hes not elevated to a king

>>385455446

The vapidness of women and their hobbies is a double-edged sword. They'll never reach their full potential with a game because they don't care enough to try, but at the same time not caring means that they're pretty chill and not involved in the e-sports tier drama.

Best times to play with girls is on cooperative PvE situations or PvP where individual performance isn't a massive factor (ala raids).

Women are terrible to play with in a distinctly competitive environment though. I've played league with women on two occasions and wanted to blow my brains out both times.

>>385460020
t. retard

>>385460083
well yeah it depends on circumstances and how big the guild is.

last guild i was in that was the best had like 10 females and probably about 20 active males so it wasn't a huge sausage fest

1 girl will fucking love the attention of a dozen dudes. and they really dont have any friends that are girls either and get super bitchy towards a newer bitch IF another one joins

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>older woman in guild
>buys me stuff from the cash shop
>asks me if I'm okay
>*hugs* me ever time I log on
>I barely ever say 2 words when I'm on
What does she mean by this?

>>385460236
t. whore

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>>385452650
>Child joins game
>Can hear parents arguing in the background

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I have heard of lot of stories about guild moms and girls that are good raiders. I have seen some myself.

But I have never seen a female that's a good PvPer. Sure they participate on siege mode and do their part, but never seen one actually go to a PvP arena and kill people out of satisfaction for it.

My personal opinion is that PvE is just a chore you have to plow through in order to reach the PvP combat at the end of MMOs, so as far as i am concerned females in MMOs are barely more than NPCs.

>>385460309
damn

>>385460274
She's mistaking you for someone else.

>>385460147
Only if underage morons like you get banned.

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>>385460309
Shit, man. That's nice.

>>385460093
I was 18
I really dont have an excuse at how dumb i was to think it wouldnt evolve to that. I guess at the time i wasnt really thinking of it because they lived so far away from eachother.
Ill be honest im a little jelly because im really into milfs now

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>>385460167

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>guild is normal
>guy turns into a dick
>one side wants him gone but the other keeps making excuses for him
>guild splits in two
>the guild with the dick still shittalk him behind his back even though they don't just leave him
pic unrelated, it's the hentai i just came to

>>385460309
>Circumsized
Comfirmed for jew, muslim or a servant of either of the two. Testicles are small too.

this thread makes me miss playing ragnarok but i think that game is dead, are there any cute comfy MMOs where u can just chill wit the homies

>>385460298
t. retard with a smell that kills

>>385460376
She keeps doing it though.There's no mistake being made.

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>>385460482

>>385460482

I notice that you've been going through this thread responding to people with empty posts and a meme image attached. Why not provide some actual discussion

>>385454746
yup

>>385460517
Maybe try this one
http://playragnarokrestart.com/
Read about it so you don't think it's just some shit pre-renewal server.

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>>385460496
>Testicles are small too
Do you like big balls, anon?

Just kick the betas who can't control their retardation around women.
That being said I never liked including girls I knew when we did irl raids with my main bros. It's just a different group dynamic in that case and you can't speak as freely. It's fine normally but vidya is great for broing out. But if I'm playing with random internet people i don't give a fuck.

>>385459441
>being just as much as a white knight cuck as the people who cause what OP is talking about
You even posted a shitty Reddit meme

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>>385460590

>>385460575
She's suffering from dementia?

>>385460720
That's more believable.

>>385459586
Oh, it's much more fun to make you work for it. But if you really have been a good boy, you'll get some attention, don't you worry. And we'll have to make sure you don't get too excited and squirt before we even get your pants off.

>>385460383
Doubt they're underage just being a bit hyperbolic.

>>385460660

o shit thanks anon

>>385460625
What about you underage retards take your whiny shitposts to /r9k/?
>>385460702
>I stupid faggot.
You even posted a butthurt reply

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>new guy joins the guild
>calls the healers side bitches during raid
>never heard from again
Remember to respect your healers.

>>385460113
The real bitch of that is a king consort is the same rank as a prince, so the father is on the same level as his kid.

>open thread
>see penis

Just an average day on /v/.

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>girl in guild
>says goodnight in guild chat
>chat floods with people saying "goodnight" except me
>she whispers me asking why I didn't say goodnight

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>>385460015
ha, i eventually saw a picture of him, he was a balding overweight nerd who wouldn't look out of place in an image macro. didn't match his voice at all. he still owned

similarly, in our 25 man raiding group, our main tank was this dude who sounded like a surly smoking vietnam vet. turned out he was like a 5'6" 110lbs 18 year old. doesn't matter he was the best tank.

>>385459971

cuck. you're a cuck

>>385460807
Them not being underage makes this thread even sadder.

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>Wow BC to panda
>wide range from young nerd girls to house wives known and played with
>get 9 of them in a raid and full clear it
To this day I still don't know how I got 9 women to work together through Frozen Throne

>>385461061
why didn't you?

>>385460663
It's not so much about the balls. In fact I find them a little disturbing/disgusting. It's about the semen. The thick and virile juices. The lovely smell of passion. The bodily warmth of life. The texture and viscosity that lets it form strings between your fingers. The taste and feeling of creamy, yummy protean filling your mouth and flowing down your throat.

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>>385461046
>open penis
>see thread

>>385454931
fatass spotted

I don't blame the girls, I just blame every faggot praising anything they do.
No idea why everyone starts stuttering when a girl joins or uses the mic.

>>385461139
those boobies are gonna pop like a balloon if she doesn't take that belt off!

>girls leaves the guild
>instantly falls apart
actually the guild leader decided to go on tour with this shitty band and his girlfriend was in the guild and left too. But the guild leader leaving ruined it. I don't remember the band name exactly but it was "Crimson *something*" and they were ass.

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>>385461198
>open penis

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>>385461184
Holy shit, dude. That was way more lewd than I was expecting. I'm a little hard now.

>>385461046
I hope it was a big juicy feminine one

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>be the only one that doesn't talk to the girl
>hey anon, why you never say anything to me?
they are 100% aware of this shit right?

I pretended to be a black guy for 10 years around my guild.

I even read up on history and watched that show Roots to make sure I didn't blow my cover.

>>385461367
It was pretty big. Deffo something I'd suck.

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>>385454563
Oh shit nigger, I've got a nice story.

>Ragnarok Online, private server
>be in a guild with a mix of hardcore and casuals(guild capacity is large in that game)
>during War of Emperium
>some girl in the guild that everybody likes is bitching at everyone
>my 14 year old self casually asked her if she was on her period or something
>she is obviously upset but otherwise nobody condemned me
>log in next day
>be guildless
>didn't even bother asking what was up, I knew myself what had caused it
>over the next months, that guild starts assembling squads and camping levelling spots
>their goal was to purposely harass me by PKing and preventing me from levelling
>evade them easily, although I got busted by their a particular magic casting guy I never liked
>got to max level eventually and proceeded to be one of the oldest and most successful players in the server

>years later I learned that the reason she was so anal about it was because she had been skipping her period and though she had been pregnant

So many years, so many good stories.

>>385461308
*unzips dick*

>>385461152
Because everyone else did and I'm not a fucking SHEEP.

>>385460487
Link

>>385461396
>>385461061
Memes aside, women really are more attracted to dudes who seem like they don't give a fuck about them.

The amount of housewives playing WoW all day i have encountered disgusts me. If i ever get married, i don't care how much money I make or how many kids. Bitch is working full time.

>>385461438
souirce

>>385460496
hey don't forget us catholics. or pretty much any american. I'm so glad to be circumcised

>>385461396
Tell her you're shy.

>>385461452
Saying good night to someone is just polite. I don't do it but that's because I'm a jerk.

>>385461516
people in general are more attracted to people that don't annoy the shit out of them.

>>385461396
>>385461061
this>>385461516
they get easy attention and so you stand out if you dont give in to the gay shit.
shit talking women on cs too can lead to friends requests as well

What's it like to have a girl actually show interest in you? I am 23 and have never experienced this

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>>385456163
>he can't detect obvious copypasta

>>385461516
It's not so much attraction as it's annoyance and the need to "fix a flawed collection".

>>385461516

This is the reason why I get laid.

The truth is I'm not really trying to act like I don't give a fuck, I'm not trying to be alpha or anything. I'm just socially retarded and don't know what to say.

I'm lucky that this shit just works for me.

>>385461673
lot's of girls do this, it's just that many guys just don't notice it.

>>385461581
You were included in my post. Try reading it again.

>>385461367
just look it up in the archive
it's worth it

>>385461516
or more like less interaction gives her less chances to find stuff she dislikes about you

>>385461758
no I would definitely notice

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>two girls join guild
>straight up evil towards eachother until one leaves

why so they hate eachother so much?

Absolutely the fault of the faggots who fawn over her.

>>385461707
It doesn't work for me :(
I'm pretty sure it must mean you're very good looking.

>>385461673
It's like owning a really yappy dog. You don't miss it until you punt its annoying ass into the neighbor's yard.

>>385461839
there can be only one

>>385461823
a girl with boyfriend (she was 17 and the guy was 25) started hitting on me and I never noticed it until things happened.
She married the guy in the end tho

>>385461863

Ye, that could be it too. I won genetic lottery.

I'd probably die a virgin otherwise.

>>385461707
only works if you're reasonably well looking

try being an uggo piece of shit like some of us, then the silent treatment just lets you appear creepy

>>385461783
you never said catholic
>>385461785
I did, it was really hot. unfortunately I think it was just her small hand that gave it an illusion of being bigger, but I would still suck and worship it. and that's ok because it's a woman and I'm straight

>>385461839
No one hates women like women hate women.

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>>385461839
You think /v/ is bad?
Women always try to find a fault on each other.

>>385461839
Nobody wants to share.

>>385461839
compettiion

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>>385461996

>>385461971
>you never said catholic
I indirectly referred to all Americans.

>>385461583
>Saying good night to someone is just polite.
Not really a reason to do it if you don't know someone that well and 30+ people told her goodnight in the span of 5 seconds.

>>385461996
I think american women just can't understand why we like asian girls

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>fag joins the lobby
>starts acting tough because he has gold camo fot the AK

>>385461839

Girls in my guild aren't mean to each other, they all hate the few traps we have because traps are WAY sluttier than the girls and get a fuckton more attention than them.

They're salty as fuck, they tried banning dick/bp pics from discord and our admin just told them to fuck off and post vags if they want attention. Drama was juicy after that.

>>385461673
>>385461758
Can confirm. Was crushing on this one bitch so hard I didn't even notice two (2) chicks were actually into me.
I finally figured out they were into me after one started dating my friend and just mentioned it in casual conversation, which let me connect the dots abour the other one. And I never returned her affections because I kept chasing that one bitch like a fool.

>>385461996
i love how assblasted these hambeasts are

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Reminder that trannies kill game groups even worse than girls do. Even regular homosexuals are better.

>>385462171
>i'm not gonna do the polite thing because other people already did it
Just say you're a jerk and be done with it.

>>385462138
there are catholics who aren't americans you fucking dumb dumb poopoo head I'll fuck your mom

>>385454217
>theres a girl in the guild
>everyone fauns after them

>girl
>them

>>385462261
fuck off fag, more feminine cock for the rest of us